Free Quattro Razor

[katyon6th]

Why to Austin?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why to Austin?

My dad's shop.

[ShoogarBear]

I want some.


Need a ride

[katyon6th]

You're making me sound like a floozy.

Geez.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to figure out a way to become independently wealthy and never have to work again.

Preferably within the next 90 minutes, or so.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need to figure out a way to become independently wealthy and never have to work again.

Preferably within the next 90 minutes, or so.

Damn, sucks because my way works, but it really does require most of three hours.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, sucks because my way works, but it really does require most of three hours.
Three hours? You stud!

[ShoogarBear]

I need to figure out a way to become independently wealthy and never have to work again.

Preferably within the next 90 minutes, or so.

Find the list of 97-year old horny billionaire bachelors on their deathbeds.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, sucks because my way works, but it really does require most of three hours.

And lack of a gag reflex.

[CuckingFunt]

And lack of a gag reflex.
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1797/checkqx8.jpg

:eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

Damn.

8:19 AM and I'm still broke. Time to take a shower, I suppose.

[midgetonadonkey]

:donkey

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[Silver21_Black20]

I just noticed all the new emoticons, how interesting.

[midgetonadonkey]

Still no bukkake emoticon.

[JackLalanne]

Find the list of 97-year old horny billionaire bachelors on their deathbeds.

I'm not quite there yet

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to be a janitor.

[Silver21_Black20]

I want to be a janitor.

That's really sad.

[midgetonadonkey]

There's nothing sad about having ambitions that are extremely low.

[tlongII]

I have great confidence that midge will achieve his goal! http://basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/awesomework.gif

[tlongII]

Sometimes I post just so I can look at my sig.

[midgetonadonkey]

Your sig is the only reason I like your posts.

[tlongII]

Your sig is the only reason I like your posts.

Same here. My posts suck, but my sig is awesome.

[ShoogarBear]

Same here. My posts suck, but my sig is awesome.

Updated.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like my women to have an extra sensitive gag reflex. Nothing sounds hotter than a chick gagging on my cock.

[katyon6th]

Oh my.

[CuckingFunt]

I like my women to have an extra sensitive gag reflex. Nothing sounds hotter than a chick gagging on my cock.
That just seems... unpleasant.

[CuckingFunt]

I gotta find uses for some of these new guys:

:downspin: :dizzy :convertib :ihit

[tlongII]

:ihit I hit it?

[CuckingFunt]

:downspin: :dizzy


These two clearly have a cause-and-effect relationship.

[katyon6th]

I want one named after me, damnit!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

That just seems... unpleasant.

I've actually had requests for this.

[midgetonadonkey]

:guin

[midgetonadonkey]

penguins

[midgetonadonkey]

They have no knees.

[midgetonadonkey]

I still want to eat a penguin. Before I die. That is my goal in life.

[sa_butta]

I still want to eat a penguin. Before I die. That is my goal in life.Would you cook it?

[tlongII]

I'm assuming you're referring to a female penguin.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would grill it up with some onions and bell peppers and make some taquitos.

[midgetonadonkey]

After my meal I would chew on the beak.

[midgetonadonkey]

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Hello Ladies. :eyebrows

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midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20

So we are alone at last.

[katyon6th]

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.

[katyon6th]

Do I make you nervous, Midge? You seemed nervous when we ran into eachother the other day. I know you were high, but were you nervous? I bet you were nervous. Yeah.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do I make you nervous, Midge? You seemed nervous when we ran into eachother the other day. I know you were high, but were you nervous? I bet you were nervous. Yeah.

Yeah I was nervous.

[midgetonadonkey]

I get intimidated in the presence of beautiful females.

[katyon6th]

Yeah I was nervous.

Because you wanted to grope me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Because you wanted to grope me.

Of course. I didn't know how you would react to my hand on your titty.

[midgetonadonkey]

Next time I see you I'm just going to grope without thinking twice about it.

[tlongII]

imo, groping is underrated.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've always enjoyed groping. I've always felt dry humping is underrated.

[CuckingFunt]

Good groping is awesome.

Unwanted groping... not so much.

[katyon6th]

imo, groping is underrated.

I read 'overrated' and was about to be mean to you. You're lucky I read it twice.

[tlongII]

I read 'overrated' and was about to be mean to you. You're lucky I read it twice.

You probably would have punched me in the face.

[Silver21_Black20]

Geez...I feel left out.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think I'm gonna buy me some MacBeth's!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

"Darlin' I....I can't get enough of your love baby..."

Great song.

[midgetonadonkey]

MacBeth does murder sleep! MacBeth shall sleep no more!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I want a chick that's gangsta like Lady MacBeth.

[midgetonadonkey]

MacBeth is the greatest story ever told. I jack off to it.

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midgetonadonkey+

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the fuck is everyone?

[midgetonadonkey]

wow

[LaMarcus Bryant]

midge reads macbeth whilst stoned

[midgetonadonkey]

It is best when stoned. All the witches and spells and what not. Incredible.

[katyon6th]

midge reads macbeth whilst stoned

Anyone who uses the word 'whilst' is more than okay in my book.

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember the first titty I ever felt.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've decided to start collecting Pez dispensers.

[Boris]

word

[midgetonadonkey]

Thriller bitches. Thriller.

[ShoogarBear]

I want one named after me, damnit!!!

:D

[midgetonadonkey]

It's Too High To Get Over
Too Low To Get Under
You're Stuck In The Middle
And The Pain Is Thunder

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I remember the first titty I ever felt.


:lol a landmark in every man's life
:smokin

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I never could read very well whilst stoned. I can't concentrate on anything when I'm sober much less when I'm high.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never remember anything I read but I really like the way some words or phrases sound whilest stoned. For example, ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma coo sa.

[ShoogarBear]

I remember the first titty I ever felt.

Probably because you had to wake up so damn early to do it:

http://www.rsc.org/images/udder-275_tcm18-49731.jpg

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I'm about to eat some kimchi noodles then its off to the gym. When preparing the noodles I use little to no flavoring. Because flavoring has more than half a day's supply of sodium, and makes you look fatter. Once I hit the gym, I like to start off with stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

[midgetonadonkey]

[Paul]
Michael, We're Not Going To Fight About This, Okay

[Michael]
Paul, I Think I Told You, I'm A Lover Not A Fighter

[Paul]
I've Heard It All Before, Michael
She Told Me That I'm Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don't You Remember

[Michael]
Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn't Love Another

[Paul]
Is That What She Said

[Michael]
Yes, She Said It, You Keep Dreaming

[Paul]
I Don't Believe It

[LaMarcus Bryant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TviTCFAGr6w
for midge

[LaMarcus Bryant]

dude those little mexican kids go hard

the drummer tears it up during the thrash part lol

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TviTCFAGr6w
for midge

That was the fucking coolest thing I've ever seen kids do.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

lol no shit
i hope my kids turn out cool like that

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fB-NWtAZB8

That little bastard is badass on the bass.

[midgetonadonkey]

The only thing that would've made that video cooler is if the little one shotgunned a beer after the song.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I've never seen someone wear a mexican Pikachu shirt and rock so hard

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqouMDaIrCM

[LaMarcus Bryant]

filth
pig

[LaMarcus Bryant]

when we went to the state fair last weekend thispego was eager to see the grand champion filth pig

[midgetonadonkey]

Did he put the pig in a bag and throw it in the middle of the road?

[Squid]

Inking on bitches like it ain't no thang...

[Squid]

Jackiel1219

[Squid]

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[Squid]

Who are you?

[Squid]

Mother always told me to be careful what you do, Don't go around breaking young girl's hearts.

[CuckingFunt]

I remember the first titty I ever felt.
So do I.

It was my own, so... not very exciting. So was the second.

That third titty I felt, however, was pretty nifty.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So I just barely got back from an unplanned excursion up to Las Vegas.
Man, that place really sucks when you have to go there on business and don't have time to do anything entertaining!
:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

labias

[mookie2001]

cbf has changed

[Squid]

So do I.

It was my own, so... not very exciting. So was the second.

That third titty I felt, however, was pretty nifty.

How was the first titty you put your mouth on?

[CuckingFunt]

How was the first titty you put your mouth on?
:tu

Nothing but lovely.

[Joe Camel]

Anybody got a light?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"I hope it feels so good to be right.
There's nothing more exhilirating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Bunch of savages in this town."

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"My love for you is like a truck, Berzerker!
Would you like some making fuck? Berserker!!!"

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker.
Would you like to suck my cock? Berserker!!!!!"

[Squid]

Would you like some making fuck? Berserker!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Say What?!?!?!

[ashbeeigh]

I just baked a "Sam's Choice" chocolate cake. Yum. :tu

[jman3000]

I just baked a "Sam's Choice" chocolate cake. Yum. :tu

[ShoogarBear]

So do I.

It was my own, so... not very exciting. So was the second.

That third titty I felt, however, was pretty nifty.
You have three?

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha...jman wants a piece of ashbeeigh's "cake"

[Squid]

jman wouldn't know what to do with anyone's "cake".

[jman3000]

somebody promised me they would make me a cake... so it's all good.

[Silver21_Black20]

I highly doubt it.

[Squid]

Would you two keep your flirting to a minimum.

[Silver21_Black20]

Would you two keep your flirting to a minimum.

Yea, ashbeeigh and jman.

[jman3000]

my girlfriend denise wouldn't appreciate me flirting with ho bags on an internet forum... no offense of course 2120.

[Squid]

Did you ever stick the preggo chick?

[jman3000]

she's almost 7 months... i'm fairly sure that wouldn't be safe for the baby... but i've been wrong before.

[Squid]

Did you at least some oral?

[Squid]

You should coat the back of her throat with your man juice.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

my girlfriend denise wouldn't appreciate me flirting with ho bags on an internet forum... no offense of course 2120.

Does this mean you are referring to ashbeeigh as a "ho bag" then?

[jman3000]

if i talk about what i've "gotten" i'd just feel stupid... because it hasn't been much of anything.

[jman3000]

Does this mean you are referring to ashbeeigh as a "ho bag" then?
sure, why not?

[Squid]

You need to work on your game.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Okay.
Just wanted clarification.
Carry on.

[jman3000]

seeing as how my game consists of dressing badly, not grooming, and generally not giving a fuck... you may be right, seeing as how that's accomplished a whole lotta nothing.

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha...Squid said for jman to work on his game ...hahahahahaha.

[jman3000]

i should just give in and call up the skankiest girl i know. i'd have to triple bag it... but as long as i'm loaded enough... i should be ok.

[Silver21_Black20]

You man-whore!

[Squid]

i should just give in and call up the skankiest girl i know. i'd have to triple bag it... but as long as i'm loaded enough... i should be ok.

Why haven't you done that already? Beggers can't be choosers.

[jman3000]

i'm broke... i dont think i even have the cash to buy protection... i could go to heb and ask to use the pig intestine that they use to make sausage... cheap and somewhat effective.

[ashbeeigh]

sure, why not?

:flipoff After I was going to give you a piece of freshly baked real cake. None of this "cake" bullshit.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"No cake for you!"

[jman3000]

:flipoff After I was going to give you a piece of freshly baked real cake. None of this "cake" bullshit.
i'd rather have "cake" at this point than cake... but it's pretty close.

[ashbeeigh]

i'd rather have "cake" at this point than cake... but it's pretty close.

Sometimes, jman, you've got to take what you can get.

[jman3000]

i can never tell if you're coming on to me or not... you probably are... so stop it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Jeezus titty-fucking Christ!!!!!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Just seemed like the right thing to say at the moment.
Now the moment has passed.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I need motivation.
Can someone please give me some insentive to make a trip to the store?

[ashbeeigh]

I need motivation.
Can someone please give me some insentive to make a trip to the store?

When you find some send it over here so I can write my paper.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

jman,
you should offer to spread some of your "frosting" on ashbeeigh's "cake".
See what happens then report back and let us all know how it turns out.

[jman3000]

jman,
you should offer to spread some of your "frosting" on ashbeeigh's "cake".
See what happens then report back and let us all know how it turns out.

i'm 63 years old... i havent had "frosting" for a good 4 years.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If 67 year old women in places like Bulgaria can still get pregnant, you have NO excuse, ya old fart!
:lol

[jman3000]

interesting... *rubs facial hair*

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Check that:
Romanian woman.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/01/17/wmama17.xml

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm out, Suckas!!

Squid- Go ink on some bitches.

jman- Finish your damn paper.

ashbeeigh- make me a damn yellow cake with chocolate fudge frosting.

[ashbeeigh]

I'll bring one to you when I go to another gtg Sandra. :)

[jman3000]

say hi to courtney for me sandra.

and tell mario he can go to hell.

[TheTruth]

what the hell is thread supposed to be about anyway?

[ashbeeigh]

cake and "cake" today.

[tw05baller]

i prefer brownies

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Let us be the hammer,
let us be the blade,
let us be the mace,
let us be the chain.

Let us rend asunder,
let us crush beneath,
let us hear the sound
of a million dying screams.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Immolate your soul.........in the name of.............

[jman3000]

an ugly dude and an even uglier chick are making out about 8 feet to my right... wtf... pda mother fuckers! PDA.

[ashbeeigh]

an ugly dude and an even uglier chick are making out about 8 feet to my right... wtf... pda mother fuckers! PDA.

WTF? At school on a Saturday? They need to go home.

[jman3000]

i joined them and we made an ugly person sandwich... good times.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Goddamn.
Ever since Tower announced they were going out of business, people have decended upon the stores like vultures on a carcass.
Motherfuckers yanking shit off the shelves like it's going out of style.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck, fuck, fuck.

[midgetonadonkey]

I shit on you all.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

King of the road says you move too slow.

[katyon6th]

This rainy weather does nothing for my hair.

[angel_luv]

This rainy weather does nothing for my hair.


It makes mine puffy like a poodle.
:spless: :(

:lol

[Das Texan]

wow

i'm feeling bad today.


stupid sixth street.

[ShoogarBear]

This rainy weather does nothing for my hair.Weren't you bitching when it wasn't raining?

[RashoFan]

stupid sixth street.
Damn, you didn't invite me.... :madrun

[Das Texan]

Damn, you didn't invite me.... :madrun


we should have a sixth street GTG.


that could be 'interesting'

[RashoFan]

That would be interesting...we can do a vbookie on who pukes first, who flashes the crowd and/or who gets arrested.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh...I wanna go!

[MannyIsGod]

Pot Brownies > Smoking

[tw05baller]

Pot Brownies > Smoking
all brownies>smoking

[Jekka]

I've always loved the idea of pot brownies - very efficient, chocolate and pot rolled into one.

[Das Texan]

That would be interesting...we can do a vbookie on who pukes first, who flashes the crowd and/or who gets arrested.



Gotta love gambling on drunkeness.

[Das Texan]

Oh...I wanna go!


you just want to get drunk.


I liked the Library. It was fun there.

[Silver21_Black20]

you just want to get drunk.


I liked the Library. It was fun there.

Of course. Are you buying?

[katyon6th]

I liked the Library. It was fun there.

One of my favorite bars on 6th St.

[ShoogarBear]

Tower is going out of business?

[Das Texan]

Of course. Are you buying?



do i want to see you drunk?

[Silver21_Black20]

do i want to see you drunk?

Haha...why not...I'm chill when I'm drunk.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pot Brownies > Smoking

blasphemy!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck drunk driving!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to anally penetrate the chick from Fox 29 News.

[ashbeeigh]

I want to anally penetrate the chick from Fox 29 News.

Wow. That was vulgar for the conversation that was happening about drinking and getting high.

[midgetonadonkey]

That wasn't vulgar. I thought I was being tame with that comment.

[ashbeeigh]

There is no emoticon for shock. It was very tame for our standards. It was vulgar compared to the current conversation.

[ashbeeigh]

son of a bitch ... my shampoo leaked in my bag on my way home. :flipoff Just so everyone can feel my frustration.

[midgetonadonkey]

Better your shampoo than your perfume.

[ashbeeigh]

Are you speeking from expereince midge?

[Silver21_Black20]

Will you two keep your flirting to a minimum.

[CuckingFunt]

Will you two keep your flirting to a minimum.
Please?

[midgetonadonkey]

Will you two keep your flirting to a minimum.

Don't try busting my balls about flirting. You and jman have killed many a thread with your flirting. Are you two dating yet?

[ashbeeigh]

Don't try busting my balls about flirting. You and jman have killed many a thread with your flirting. Are you two dating yet?

Didn't you hear? He's dating someone else.

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't try busting my balls about flirting. You and jman have killed many a thread with your flirting. Are you two dating yet?

I'm not dating at the moment.

[midgetonadonkey]

Didn't you hear? He's dating someone else.

He actually found a chick that likes his stupid ass?

[CuckingFunt]

Man-whores need love, too.

[PUFFY_TACO]

I'm not dating at the moment.

wanna date a Taco??? pm me for details.. you know you want to.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I once dated a girl that I loved more than anything. And then shit happened. And then everything after that sucked.

[CuckingFunt]

I once dated a girl that I loved more than anything. And then shit happened. And then everything after that sucked.
Ditto.

But, eventually, everything stopped sucking.

[PUFFY_TACO]

Ditto.

But, eventually, everything stopped sucking.


I agreee you cuntfaced whore... if a woman stops sucking... whats the point?????

[Das Texan]

Haha...why not...I'm chill when I'm drunk.


and not chill when sober or what?

[Silver21_Black20]

and not chill when sober or what?

I'm shy when I am sober.

[Das Texan]

I'm shy when I am sober.



i see.


interesting.

[ORION]

I'm tired of this F-ing F-itty F !

[batman2883]

im very passive when im drunk

[ORION]

im very passive when im drunk
Passive means gay

[ORION]

im very gay when im drunk

[Mario.]

I'm not dating at the moment.
:flipoff

[ORION]

I just told the manager if she didn't shut up I'd give her "The Shocker"

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not sure... do I want to know what "The Shocker" is?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm really hating this whole school thing right now.

[ORION]

I'm not sure... do I want to know what "The Shocker" is?
2 in the pink , 1 in the stink

[CuckingFunt]

2 in the pink , 1 in the stink
From your descriptions of the women you work with, that may be seen as more of a reward than a punishment.

[katyon6th]

Even I know what "the shocker" is.

:angel

[CuckingFunt]

Even I know what "the shocker" is.

:angel
Frankly, I'm surprised that I didn't.

[batman2883]

whats up guys anyone wanna hit up bww's next monday for the cowboys game?

[ORION]

From your descriptions of the women you work with, that may be seen as more of a reward than a punishment.
your probably right. They do seem like the type to say " hey that tickled !, let me know next time so I can be ready"

[sa_butta]

http://break.com/index/the_internet_in_1993.html

[ORION]

http://break.com/index/the_internet_in_1993.html
I can't see it here

[RashoFan]

im very passive when im drunk
That means you are a "Sure Thing".... Bat, you are such a man slut.... :drunk












But I still love you anyway....no charge. :)

[batman2883]

That means you are a "Sure Thing".... Bat, you are such a man slut.... :drunk











But I still love you anyway....no charge. :)


TEE HEE HEE

[RashoFan]

GO Bears!!!!!

[Kori Ellis]

Batman - I took these

http://x12.putfile.com/1/1313163082.gif
http://x12.putfile.com/1/1313103435.gif

out of your sig. They weren't loading properly and were slowing down any thread you were in.

Upload them somewhere else and put them back (if you really have to do so).

[midgetonadonkey]

I want some taquitos.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/tonyboyiso.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

i want a breakfast on a bun.

[midgetonadonkey]

My grandma used to pay that man 2 quarts of beer to cut her grass and turn her flower beds. TonyBoy is the man.

[Silver21_Black20]

I want some taquitos.

Make yourself some chorizo taquitos.

You know you love chorizo.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love the way chorizo feels in my mouth.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/retard7.gif

[Das Texan]

why am i awake?

[Trainwreck2100]

why am i awake?


The better question is

"why are you not asleep?"

[Silver21_Black20]

Ugh...I'm not feeling well. I'm sneezing and my nose is starting to run.

[Trainwreck2100]

Ugh...I'm not feeling well. I'm sneezing and my nose is starting to run.


Catch it, the chase will make for good exercise

[Das Texan]

Ugh...I'm not feeling well. I'm sneezing and my nose is starting to run.



thats why you take medicine.

[Trainwreck2100]

why am i awake?



thats why you take medicine.

:tu

[Silver21_Black20]

Catch it, the chase will make for good exercise

Good excercise? Are you calling me fat??

[midgetonadonkey]

Good excercise? Are you calling me fat??

He called you fat. I think you should kick his ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

But you aren't fat. You are the opposite of fat. You are hella fine.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am openly admitting this. I think Sandra is smoking hot.

[Trainwreck2100]

Good excercise? Are you calling me fat??


There is no bad exercise, thus any exercise is good exercise

[Das Texan]

I am openly admitting this. I think Sandra is smoking hot.



hmmmm


interesting.

[midgetonadonkey]

hmmmm


interesting.

Hey Dad, can I get twenty dollars?

[Trainwreck2100]

Hey Dad, can I get twenty dollars?


Go to college, and learn white collar crime, you will make way more than you would regular crime.

[Das Texan]

Hey Dad, can I get twenty dollars?



not likely.

[Silver21_Black20]

I am openly admitting this. I paid midge to say that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm Mexican. I can't perform white collar crime. My people only know theft and stabbing.

[midgetonadonkey]

not likely.

Aww, come on Dad. I'll cut the grass.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm Mexican. I can't perform white collar crime. My people only know theft and stabbing.


then you know swimming as well, become a lifeguard