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Richard Cranium
10-30-2006, 10:41 AM
what can I take to the office Halloween potluck tomorrow?

Richard Cranium
10-30-2006, 10:42 AM
I was thinking about dirt pie or cake. That is always a hit.
Yeah, that's it. Thanks!

ORION
10-30-2006, 10:49 AM
what can I take to the office Halloween potluck tomorrow?
a pot of burnt mecco. If you need some let me know. It only takes me 10 seconds to make a batch

Richard Cranium
10-30-2006, 11:49 AM
I'm going with deviled eggs that look like eyeballs.

midgetonadonkey
10-30-2006, 01:54 PM
I like my new title.

midgetonadonkey
10-30-2006, 03:00 PM
Nacho nacho man
I want to be a nacho man

midgetonadonkey
10-30-2006, 03:01 PM
I just squeezed one out.

Silver21_Black20
10-30-2006, 03:02 PM
Should I change my title?

midgetonadonkey
10-30-2006, 03:03 PM
Your new title should be changed to Beautiful.

midgetonadonkey
10-30-2006, 03:07 PM
ashbeeigh needs to go scrub her cunt.

:lmao This is my favorite post.

jman3000
10-30-2006, 04:01 PM
Your new title should be changed to I'm a 6

ashbeeigh
10-30-2006, 05:09 PM
Kori would you change my title to "Carta Blanca"? It's no way in reference to me being white, but in reference to my new found favortie beer in Monterrey. The double meaning is just exciting. Thank you kindly.

ShoogarBear
10-30-2006, 05:11 PM
Should I change my title?
Amazon Mexicana.

Silver21_Black20
10-30-2006, 06:02 PM
Amazon Mexicana.

:lol

I should have seen that one coming.

LaMarcus Bryant
10-30-2006, 06:35 PM
I second that notion.

ShoogarBear
10-30-2006, 09:39 PM
:lol

I should have seen that one coming.Especially with your vantage point.

Squid
10-30-2006, 09:52 PM
Where the fuck is Top Cherry?

Squid
10-30-2006, 09:53 PM
I went to Wal Mart this afternoon and it was the best Wal Mart trip ever.

Squid
10-30-2006, 09:53 PM
I inked on some hoe in the parking lot.

Das Texan
10-30-2006, 10:46 PM
:lol

I should have seen that one coming.


agreed

Das Texan
10-30-2006, 10:47 PM
I inked on some hoe in the parking lot.


is there anything you dont ink on?

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 12:33 AM
is there anything you dont ink on?Sucka MCs.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 01:42 AM
haha CuckingFunt made me laugh.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 01:43 AM
The Fresh Prince is a fucking retarded show.

Squid
10-31-2006, 01:47 AM
You just squeeze, rub, groom and done.

Squid
10-31-2006, 01:49 AM
I don't care what anyone says, Janet was hotter than Crissy.

Squid
10-31-2006, 01:50 AM
I wonder how many threeways Jack managed to score.

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 02:17 AM
Plenty, but they were all with the Ropers.

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 02:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-0C9vwUGME

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 02:27 AM
I'm gonna git you sucka, you dirty motha...

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 09:57 AM
I'm gonna git you sucka, you dirty motha...Damn thread killer.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 01:27 PM
I remember when this place used to be more popular than The Max.

Trainwreck2100
10-31-2006, 01:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-0C9vwUGME


pimpin ain't easy

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 01:44 PM
Pimpin really isn't that hard.

Trainwreck2100
10-31-2006, 01:50 PM
it may not be hard, but it's not easy either

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 01:51 PM
Pimpin is of average difficulty.

Better?

Trainwreck2100
10-31-2006, 01:55 PM
depends on your definition of average.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 01:56 PM
Pimpin is easier than calculus but more difficult that doing the robot.

Jaime Escalante
10-31-2006, 01:58 PM
Pimpin is easier than calculus but more difficult that doing the robot.

Maybe if you practiced your calculus instead of posting caca all day it would be easier for you, que no?

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 02:42 PM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20

Alone at last....:eyebrows

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 02:43 PM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
ShoogarBear, Silver21_Black20

Finally, got rid of that idiot :eyebrows

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 02:46 PM
I would try to comment on Soog's last comment but I have too much respect for the elderly.

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 02:53 PM
Boolsheet, you don't even respect Aretha.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 02:54 PM
The old midge did not respect anyone. The new midge has love for all people, including fat ass Aretha.

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 02:55 PM
I'm still not sold on the whole "new midge" idea.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 02:56 PM
Neither am I.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 02:59 PM
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?


A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-31-2006, 02:59 PM
I think that midge has to truly live up to his new title. Fuck this "kinder, gentler" bullshit!
If he chooses to continue on with this charade, he should be stripped of said title and a tournament held in order to find out who really is "SpursTalk's Most Vulgar Poster".

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 03:00 PM
That lasted all of 45 seconds.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 03:01 PM
A "most vulgar poster" tournament would be badass.

Spurminator
10-31-2006, 03:03 PM
I'd tear you guys apart like a freshly raped schoolgirl.

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 03:03 PM
I'd tear up like a schoolgirl.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 03:03 PM
I'd tear you guys apart like a freshly raped schoolgirl.

That's Bush League.

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 03:03 PM
That tournament would be depressing, as I'd probably discover I'm nowhere near as vulgar as I like to think I am.

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 03:05 PM
Chicks can't be vulgar. They may think they are, but when faced with raw, unbridled man-vulgarity they shrivel up in horror.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-31-2006, 03:06 PM
Chicks can't be vulgar. They may think they are, but when faced with raw, unbridled man-vulgarity they shrivel up in horror.

I'd like to see what Melmart would have to say in regards to this.

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 03:06 PM
Except for Ob-Gyn nurses. They say the nastiest shit.

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 03:06 PM
There should be separate tournaments, then.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 03:06 PM
Melmart is half man. That's why she is so vulgar.

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 03:08 PM
My vulgarity depends on my surroundings. Most of the time, I'm pretty tame.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 03:10 PM
I wonder if Kori would allow such a tournament.

Billy Cobham
10-31-2006, 03:11 PM
I'm not vulgar at all.

sa_butta
10-31-2006, 03:13 PM
I wonder if Kori would allow such a tournament.why not?? This place would be busier than a one-toothed man in a corn on the cob eating contest.

Trainwreck2100
10-31-2006, 03:13 PM
so due buelo feeto medo djobuti charanga charanga
charanga ga ga gaga ga ga sulo beno fido

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 03:14 PM
Is that the official song of La Revolucion?

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 03:15 PM
why not?? This place would be busier than a one-toothed man in a corn on the cob eating contest.

I got a bit vulgar, more than usual the other night and she was far from pleased. Midge was almost no more.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 03:16 PM
Is that the official song of La Revolucion?

It is now.

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 03:17 PM
I got a bit vulgar, more than usual the other night and she was far from pleased. Midge was almost no more.
Damn. Did I miss it?

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 03:19 PM
Damn. Did I miss it?

I think so. It was in the "would you give up sex for a Spurs title" thread. I ran off a string of about 10-15 :smokin -horrys. I have to admit, they were a bit graphic.

sa_butta
10-31-2006, 03:19 PM
I got a bit vulgar, more than usual the other night and she was far from pleased. Midge was almost no more.Check this post from a Dolphins forum that I post on...

"Since we are having a rash of personal attacks and personal observations made about each other and not about the Miami Dolphins we will now commence a program of forum cleansing.

This doesn't mean we are going to start handing out warnings and banning people right and left.

What it does mean is that any thread started ABOUT other fans on this message board will be removed.

Any personal observations ABOUT other fans on this message board will be removed.

This forum is ABOUT the Miami Dolphins, not ABOUT Miami Dolphins fans on this message board, and that is the way it will be kept.

Please, keep your comments about the team or about the post. There will be no individual explanations, you may type something and it will simply disappear which, of course, will be a complete waste of time for you.

However, if we encounter the same person repeatedly in our cleansing mission, we will start assessing points and possible banishment so, don't assume this is a get out of banned camp free card.

Thank you, for your anticipated cooperation in helping us keep this site friendly for everyone........Please, think before you post and......(see sig)"

CuckingFunt
10-31-2006, 03:20 PM
I think so. It was in the "would you give up sex for a Spurs title" thread. I ran off a string of about 10-15 :smokin -horrys. I have to admit, they were a bit graphic.
Scheisse!

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 03:21 PM
Academy here I come!!

Mixability
10-31-2006, 03:30 PM
I think so. It was in the "would you give up sex for a Spurs title" thread. I ran off a string of about 10-15 :smokin -horrys. I have to admit, they were a bit graphic.

Damn and she deleted them....

I'm sorry I missed them.

:pctoss

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-31-2006, 03:31 PM
Midge got scolded for being too vulgar.
I never thought I'd see the day that would come to pass.

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 03:31 PM
You post on a Dolphins forum?

:loser

batman2883
10-31-2006, 03:35 PM
I Told You All, All You Little Gangstas, Who Think Help Mold 'em All, Now You Wanna Run Around Talking About Guns Like I Aint Got None, What You Think I Sold Them All

batman2883
10-31-2006, 03:36 PM
Tonight At Metropolis The Best Night Club In San Antonio, Halloween Ball, Grand Prize For Costume Contest Is Paid Trip To Cancun For 2 For Spring Break...2 Dollar Beer, Shots And Slimy Jello Shots All Night Long, Ladies In Free Till 11:30 Pm See You There

sa_butta
10-31-2006, 03:38 PM
You post on a Dolphins forum?

:loserI dont give a shit what anybody says, thats my team and I stick to them.
I am not a bandwagon fan.

ORION
10-31-2006, 03:39 PM
You dummy heads !

batman2883
10-31-2006, 03:40 PM
Dolphins Are The Saints Of Last Year

sa_butta
10-31-2006, 03:40 PM
Every team has been there. I am not ashamed at all.

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 03:42 PM
I dont give a shit what anybody says, thats my team and I stick to them.
I am not a bandwagon fan.You must be descended from one of those guys that played in the band on the Titanic.

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 03:42 PM
Dolphins Are The Saints Of Last YearAre they playing some games in the Alamodome this year?

ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 03:42 PM
Redskin fans have to get their shots in while we can.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-31-2006, 03:43 PM
Into Crypts of Rais!
Into Crypts of Rais!
Into Crypts of Rais!

sa_butta
10-31-2006, 03:44 PM
Are they playing some games in the Alamodome this year?I wish, as bad as they are I would still go.

ORION
10-31-2006, 03:44 PM
I will ruin this thread with my anger !

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-31-2006, 03:47 PM
I will ruin this thread with my anger !

At least you won't be like ashbeeigh and ruin it with your mere presence.

ORION
10-31-2006, 03:48 PM
At least you won't be like ashbeeigh and ruin it with your mere presence.
Did you watch handbanana on Sunday

sa_butta
10-31-2006, 03:49 PM
At least you won't be like ashbeeigh and ruin it with your mere presence.Everytime I see her screen name it looks like ashbag or assbag. WTF does that even mean? Ashbeeigh

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-31-2006, 03:49 PM
Did you watch handbanana on Sunday


Yes I did.
I was MOST disturbed by the two "dogs".

Billy Cobham
10-31-2006, 03:51 PM
I dont give a shit what anybody says, thats my team and I stick to them.
I am not a bandwagon fan.

No you're not. You're a :loser

ORION
10-31-2006, 03:53 PM
http://www.mcpeepants.com/frames/060handbanana/frame46.jpg

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-31-2006, 03:56 PM
I want to quit my job and work at Dimmu Burger, just like Nathan Explosion.

ashbeeigh
10-31-2006, 04:10 PM
Everytime I see her screen name it looks like ashbag or assbag. WTF does that even mean? Ashbeeigh

It's not suppossed to mean anything. That's the fucking point.

sa_butta
10-31-2006, 04:20 PM
No you're not. You're a :loserBilly Cobham (http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=2516)
Believe.

Position: Dominant Center
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Trainwreck2100
10-31-2006, 04:31 PM
What does it mean when a girl tells you that she hates sleeping alone

Mixability
10-31-2006, 04:39 PM
What does it mean when a girl tells you that she hates sleeping alone

it means you love man meat if you didn't hit it already.

batman2883
10-31-2006, 04:40 PM
algknl;akndlknfaldn

ashbeeigh
10-31-2006, 04:42 PM
algknl;akndlknfaldn

That's interesting.

Trainwreck2100
10-31-2006, 04:43 PM
it means you love man meat if you didn't hit it already.


She's
(1)fat and
(2) my coworkers girlfriend

Mixability
10-31-2006, 04:45 PM
She's
(1)fat and
(2) my coworkers girlfriend

my answers:

(1) Have you learned ANYTHING from midge!??!?!?
(2) See #1

batman2883
10-31-2006, 04:45 PM
so where is the gtg after party on thursday

Trainwreck2100
10-31-2006, 04:46 PM
my answers:

(1) Have you learned ANYTHING from midge!??!?!?
(2) See #1

Shes' also kinda a bitch

batman2883
10-31-2006, 04:48 PM
dearest orion, ive lived a full life, its actually been pretty bitching, please bury me with my stuff because you know it is mine

Trainwreck2100
10-31-2006, 04:51 PM
^^are any of your sentences going to make sense???

ORION
10-31-2006, 04:52 PM
What does it mean when a girl tells you that she hates sleeping alone
If she is telling you then she means she thinks of you as a friend and thinks you would never try to touch her privates while she is sleeping

ORION
10-31-2006, 04:54 PM
dearest orion, ive lived a full life, its actually been pretty bitching, please bury me with my stuff because you know it is mine
and we don't respond to threats

batman2883
10-31-2006, 05:05 PM
Will Someone Please Pass That Tacos

batman2883
10-31-2006, 05:05 PM
^^are any of your sentences going to make sense???
MAKE SENSE ACCORDING TO WHOM?

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 05:40 PM
She's
(1)fat and
(2) my coworkers girlfriend

You disappoint me Trainwreck.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 05:40 PM
Shes' also kinda a bitch

Even more of a reason to gag her with your man meat.

LaMarcus Bryant
10-31-2006, 09:59 PM
trainwreck you are HAPLESS

LaMarcus Bryant
10-31-2006, 09:59 PM
this is just like that time you scoffed mookie pego and i at the gtg

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 11:01 PM
If Trainwreck doesn't fuck this fat chick he will die a virgin.

LaMarcus Bryant
10-31-2006, 11:02 PM
midget--are you still gonna get that ticket

ORION
10-31-2006, 11:04 PM
If Trainwreck doesn't fuck this fat chick he will die a virgin.
:wakeup

ORION
10-31-2006, 11:05 PM
2 in the pink and 1 in the stink

ORION
10-31-2006, 11:05 PM
don't piss in the wind

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 11:05 PM
midget--are you still gonna get that ticket

It will be purchased by the end of the week.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 11:06 PM
2 in the pink and 1 in the stink

Fuck that. I say 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink.

ORION
10-31-2006, 11:07 PM
Fuck that. I say 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink.
I do that but I make her stand on her head first if not my wrist will hurt

Marklar MM
10-31-2006, 11:07 PM
Go to a donkey show. That will really get you in the mood.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 11:08 PM
I wouldn't mind going to a donkey show. I've always been wondered what it's like to see a chick suck off a donkey.

ORION
10-31-2006, 11:09 PM
I wouldn't mind going to a donkey show. I've always been wondered what it's like to see a chick suck off a donkey.
Its amazing ! she takes in the whole donkey

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 11:10 PM
That is impressive.

ORION
10-31-2006, 11:12 PM
That is impressive.
make sure to get up close to get the full effect. Donkey dong is nothing to shake a stick at.

midgetonadonkey
10-31-2006, 11:14 PM
:lmao shake a stick at donkey dong

Orion is on fire tonight.

Marklar MM
10-31-2006, 11:15 PM
Why aren't there elephant shows?

midgetonadonkey
11-01-2006, 12:34 AM
I like that SequSpur fellow. He is funny.

Silver21_Black20
11-01-2006, 12:38 AM
What's a SequSpur?

Marklar MM
11-01-2006, 12:38 AM
How do birds mate?

ashbeeigh
11-01-2006, 12:46 AM
How do birds mate?

Google "Japanese Quail" and "sex". You'll find your answer. I may be able to tell you about fish at the end of the summer.

LaMarcus Bryant
11-01-2006, 12:46 AM
the way fish mate is no fun whatsoever, in fact, its totally unsexy

ashbeeigh
11-01-2006, 12:49 AM
Norwegian fish, I believe, may be sexy.
Well, studying them that is.

LaMarcus Bryant
11-01-2006, 12:52 AM
how fun would it be to jack off onto floating eggs in a stream
eh..

ashbeeigh
11-01-2006, 12:54 AM
how fun would it be to jack off onto floating eggs in a stream
eh..

Or to write down how many times one fish does jack off to an egg floating down a stream. Fabulous.

CuckingFunt
11-01-2006, 01:08 AM
Do the fishes actually need to jack off, or is it all automatic? I imagine actual jacking would be difficult with fins.

ashbeeigh
11-01-2006, 01:28 AM
Do the fishes actually need to jack off, or is it all automatic? I imaging actual jacking would be difficult with fins.

I was just going with the conversation, I have no clue.

Trainwreck2100
11-01-2006, 01:47 AM
no fat chicks

CuckingFunt
11-01-2006, 01:49 AM
no fat chicksThink of it as your first car -- everyone starts out with a beater, right?

Trainwreck2100
11-01-2006, 01:57 AM
Actually I worked and saved up enough money to buy a nice vehicle.

Condemned 2 HelLA
11-01-2006, 02:36 AM
I have no clue.

You have NEVER been more correct with a post than you were with this particular one.

Trainwreck2100
11-01-2006, 03:17 AM
http://www.sextutor.com/plane/


:pctoss

This kinda stuff does not belong here

midgetonadonkey
11-01-2006, 01:16 PM
Fuck being sick.

Silver21_Black20
11-01-2006, 02:12 PM
Hope you feel better, midge.

midgetonadonkey
11-01-2006, 02:14 PM
Thanks Sandra. I appreciate it.

ShoogarBear
11-01-2006, 02:58 PM
Isn't midge's natural state one of sickness?

midgetonadonkey
11-01-2006, 02:59 PM
Mentally, yes. Physically, no.

Silver21_Black20
11-01-2006, 03:04 PM
I've missed you Shoog.

How have you been?

ashbeeigh
11-01-2006, 04:57 PM
Why the hell did I not think of starting a thread when I joined ST? All I did was find that slovenian playboy article translation with the hot picture of Beno in it. Anyway. I need to proofread.

Silver21_Black20
11-01-2006, 06:21 PM
All these new posters starting threads to say Hi! is annoying.

Fuck you all!!

ShoogarBear
11-01-2006, 06:29 PM
I've missed you Shoog.

How have you been?I have been attempting to justify my paycheck.

Wasn't that a Madonna song?

ashbeeigh
11-01-2006, 06:41 PM
All these new posters starting threads to say Hi! is annoying.

Fuck you all!!

I didn't want to say it that bluntly, but yes. Yes they are annoying.

Silver21_Black20
11-01-2006, 06:43 PM
They sure as hell better not come in here.

Kori Ellis
11-01-2006, 07:28 PM
Sandra - is it true I should give your shirt to Angel tomorrow, or is she just trying to steal your shirt? :)

Silver21_Black20
11-01-2006, 07:44 PM
Sandra - is it true I should give your shirt to Angel tomorrow, or is she just trying to steal your shirt? :)

What? I know nothing of angel picking up my shirt.
















:lol

Kori Ellis
11-01-2006, 07:45 PM
What? I know nothing of angel picking up my shirt.



:lol

I knew it! Her halo doesn't fool me.

angel_luv
11-01-2006, 07:55 PM
I knew it! Her halo doesn't fool me.

Kori- I told you I want to exam other people's shirts to see what size I liked.
I was going to give it to her if it didn't fit. :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-01-2006, 07:58 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing Angel pick up SB's shirt.

Marklar MM
11-01-2006, 08:00 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing Angel pick up SB's shirt.

You mean take off slowly, but I get where you were going.

Marklar MM
11-01-2006, 08:12 PM
Somos feos apestamos y pero reinamos joto muthafucka.

ashbeeigh
11-01-2006, 08:14 PM
That made no sense at all. It was plain jibberish. You're fired Marklar.

Das Texan
11-01-2006, 08:23 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing Angel pick up SB's shirt.



i'd be on board for that also.

Marklar MM
11-01-2006, 08:26 PM
That made no sense at all. It was plain jibberish. You're fired Marklar.

Blame dem Slipknot sons a bitches.

Marklar MM
11-01-2006, 10:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/pistonsfan11/Goat.jpg

Jekka
11-02-2006, 01:17 AM
That made no sense at all. It was plain jibberish. You're fired Marklar.
Ashbeeigh is criticizing someone for not making sense? What?

LunchBox
11-02-2006, 01:19 AM
Jess! I Am Finally Here!

Jekka
11-02-2006, 01:22 AM
Ah yes, always good to have someone else around to make fun of ashbeeigh with. Good stuff.

CuckingFunt
11-02-2006, 01:25 AM
I am, in general, not a big candy fan... but someone really needs to take these left over Smarties away from me.

Jekka
11-02-2006, 01:29 AM
I love candy, but I'm more of a chocolate candy fiend than Smarties-type. I could eat Almond Joy all day.

Jekka
11-02-2006, 01:30 AM
I almost said "Mounds", but anticipated the backlash. Slowly, I am learning.

LaMarcus Bryant
11-02-2006, 01:31 AM
Do the fishes actually need to jack off, or is it all automatic? I imagine actual jacking would be difficult with fins.


leave it up to ashbeeigh not to turn this CF classic into a good conversation.

ashbeeigh
11-02-2006, 01:32 AM
Ashbeeigh is criticizing someone for not making sense? What?

dum dum dum. It was true.

CuckingFunt
11-02-2006, 01:33 AM
I love candy, but I'm more of a chocolate candy fiend than Smarties-type. I could eat Almond Joy all day.I like chocolate candy, but it's not terribly addictive for me -- if I'm going to pig out on chocolate, it's going to be the fancy European stuff. And I really hate most non-chocolate candies (Skittles, Starburst, Jolly Ranchers, etc.), but there's just something about Smarties that ropes me in every year.

It's like a little roll of crack, in wafer form.

CuckingFunt
11-02-2006, 01:33 AM
leave it up to ashbeeigh not to turn this CF classic into a good conversation.Damn, I know!

CuckingFunt
11-02-2006, 01:34 AM
I almost said "Mounds", but anticipated the backlash. Slowly, I am learning.I resisted a similar response, though I don't know why.

Jekka
11-02-2006, 01:35 AM
I like chocolate candy, but it's not terribly addictive for me -- if I'm going to pig out on chocolate, it's going to be the fancy European stuff. And I really hate most non-chocolate candies (Skittles, Starburst, Jolly Ranchers, etc.), but there's just something about Smarties that ropes me in every year.

It's like a little roll of crack, in wafer form.
The 80% super bitter chocolate bars kick serious ass.

CuckingFunt
11-02-2006, 01:36 AM
My cousin bought the candy this year and got something called Take 5 -- pretzels, caramel, peanuts, peanut butter and milk chocolate. That was pretty rockin'. But, I had one and I was over it.

LunchBox
11-02-2006, 01:37 AM
chocolate is great but dude sour skittles are gravy!

Jekka
11-02-2006, 01:39 AM
Skittle make my jaw hurt. I have to save my pain-free jaw moments for more worthwhile activities :spin

LunchBox
11-02-2006, 01:40 AM
haha it's sad i trick or treated my own bowl and snagged all the sour skittles out before the kids could have them

Jekka
11-02-2006, 01:40 AM
I used to gank all the Butterfingers out of my sister's Halloween candy haul.

CuckingFunt
11-02-2006, 01:43 AM
I used to spend every Halloween as a child with a friend that was allergic to dairy. It was the greatest because we'd come home every year and have a candy exchange -- she got all my crappy fruity candies, and I got all her milk chocolate.

ashbeeigh
11-02-2006, 01:43 AM
My roommate is like a freaking mini iron chef and made a bunch of halloween cookies. They won't be gone until Thanksgiving.

Jekka
11-02-2006, 01:46 AM
I used to spend every Halloween as a child with a friend that was allergic to dairy. It was the greatest because we'd come home every year and have a candy exchange -- she got all my crappy fruity candies, and I got all her milk chocolate.
I used to go to summer camp with a friend that has exercise-induced asthma, so I got out of most stupid activities thanks to him. It was the only way to go to scary Christian camp without killing people.

CuckingFunt
11-02-2006, 01:49 AM
I used to go to summer camp with a friend that has exercise-induced asthma, so I got out of most stupid activities thanks to him. It was the only way to go to scary Christian camp without killing people.I've had asthma since I was three and it is the best excuse ever. Even though I had sufficient lung capacity to be a dancer/cheerleader/band geek/swimmer all I had to do to spend gym class socializing was fake a little wheeze.

Jekka
11-02-2006, 01:52 AM
I hated PE, I used to wish that I'd just get injured or something to avoid having to play football.

CuckingFunt
11-02-2006, 01:55 AM
I never understood how learning to play whiffle ball was supposed to enhance my life in any way.

LunchBox
11-02-2006, 01:57 AM
dude i wish they would give me a grade right now for playing whiffle ball...my gpa could sure use it!

Jekka
11-02-2006, 02:10 AM
Whenever it rained, we always got stuck square-dancing. Nothing else was worse than that, it was the only reason we didn't want it to rain.

Richard Cranium
11-02-2006, 08:25 AM
In my youth flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

batman2883
11-02-2006, 09:20 AM
can't wait to watch manu tear it up tonight baby yeah

ORION
11-02-2006, 09:28 AM
can't wait to watch manu tear it up tonight baby yeah
I want him to swat Dirk's shot into the 3rd row. Then I want him to give me a call and tell me I need to start the 4th quater so I better get there soon

batman2883
11-02-2006, 09:54 AM
I Want Him To Point At The Camera And Say......i'm Still A Time Warner Customer...after He Slams It Down In Dirks Face

ORION
11-02-2006, 10:19 AM
I Want Him To Point At The Camera And Say......i'm Still A Time Warner Customer...after He Slams It Down In Dirks Face
and then say " you haven't even driven my amazing rocket car, if I get bored ...maybe I'll bench press it for ya"

Richard Cranium
11-02-2006, 10:45 AM
Just give me a damn win

Richard Cranium
11-02-2006, 10:45 AM
so I can remember november

Richard Cranium
11-02-2006, 10:46 AM
and be happy come December

batman2883
11-02-2006, 11:37 AM
remember remember the 5th of november

batman2883
11-02-2006, 11:39 AM
when the spurs win, they will dignify themselves and prove they are the best team in the league and together we shall give them a november which shall never be forgot!!

ORION
11-02-2006, 12:03 PM
now and forever .......who wants to be sexy with me ?

Silver21_Black20
11-02-2006, 12:31 PM
Get your sexy on... ORION!!

Marklar MM
11-02-2006, 01:07 PM
Orion's bringin sexy back.
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge

Kori Ellis
11-02-2006, 01:08 PM
Some Quattro-ers besides Batman need to come to the GTG and Quattro it up.

Silver21_Black20
11-02-2006, 01:11 PM
Orion's bringin sexy back.
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge

If you knew those lyrics off the top of your head, then you are my new favorite poster.

Troll
11-02-2006, 01:11 PM
the Trolls need to man up too

Kori Ellis
11-02-2006, 01:12 PM
the Trolls need to man up too

I agree. I even got a free t-shirt for Mouse and he still won't show up to the GTG.

Marklar MM
11-02-2006, 01:12 PM
If you knew those lyrics off the top of your head, then you are my new favorite poster.

... :depressed Sorry. I don't listen to horrible music.

Kori Ellis
11-02-2006, 01:12 PM
The person that really needs to man up and come is Melmart :)

She can take a few hours off work and meet her SpursTalk friends.

CuckingFunt
11-02-2006, 01:13 PM
Orion's bringin sexy back.
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge
I'm not immune to the occasional pop hit, but that song makes my brain ache.

midgetonadonkey
11-02-2006, 01:14 PM
I would go but I wouldn't get to the place until 9pm and I'm fighting some kind of stomach virus or flu or some shit that's making me feel like shit.

Silver21_Black20
11-02-2006, 01:17 PM
... :depressed Sorry. I don't listen to horrible music.

:pctoss

Kori Ellis
11-02-2006, 01:23 PM
I would go but I wouldn't get to the place until 9pm and I'm fighting some kind of stomach virus or flu or some shit that's making me feel like shit.

Sorry you are sick Midge. I had it last week ... Stomach virus plus some kind of headache/sore throat thing. It sucks.

I hope you feel better.

midgetonadonkey
11-02-2006, 01:29 PM
Muchos gracias Kori, mi amiga. I hope everyone has a good time tonight. Drink one for the Midge.

ashbeeigh
11-02-2006, 01:49 PM
Some Quattro-ers besides Batman need to come to the GTG and Quattro it up.

I don't even know if I'm an official "quattro"er, but I don't do the whole drive downtown thing, and i have too much homework to do. :td So I'm going to psyche myself with my roommate who doesn't give a rats ass about the spurs who has had to deal with my counting down the hours since we got back to school.

Silver21_Black20
11-02-2006, 01:53 PM
ashbeeigh, you need a cool signature.

Mixability
11-02-2006, 02:18 PM
ashbeeigh, you need a cool signature.

it should say: ignore above

ashbeeigh
11-02-2006, 03:13 PM
ashbeeigh, you need a cool signature.

damn right I do.


it should say: ignore Danyo

batman2883
11-02-2006, 04:45 PM
Sb I Hate Her

Trainwreck2100
11-02-2006, 04:46 PM
Alas that I cannot attend the GTG

Ed Helicopter Jones
11-02-2006, 04:48 PM
Hey.

I was surfing this cool new invention referred to as the "internet" and was hoping if I could find out about how to get my hands on one of those awesome Quattro razors I've heard so much about. Apparently the manufacturer is giving thousands of them away...can you believe that??

I'd love to get in on that action.

Any information as to how I can acquire one of those bad boys would be most appreciated.

batman2883
11-02-2006, 04:49 PM
Hands Are Best Used For Pleasure

batman2883
11-02-2006, 04:49 PM
Orion Get Me Out Of Here, This Place, Sucks, Hold On One Second "shut Up"
He's Acting Like A Baby

ORION
11-02-2006, 04:50 PM
Some Quattro-ers besides Batman need to come to the GTG and Quattro it up.
I plan on attending some but not downtown. So everyone will get to see what I look like and how uncool I am in person.

batman2883
11-02-2006, 04:52 PM
The person that really needs to man up and come is Melmart :)

She can take a few hours off work and meet her SpursTalk friends.
SHE'S BACK IN TOWN!?!?!?

ORION
11-02-2006, 04:52 PM
Orion Get Me Out Of Here, This Place, Sucks, Hold On One Second "shut Up"
He's Acting Like A Baby
haha ! Twist those dirty bags !

Silver21_Black20
11-02-2006, 04:58 PM
Sb I Hate Her

ashbeeigh?

Silver21_Black20
11-02-2006, 05:00 PM
I plan on attending some but not downtown. So everyone will get to see what I look like and how uncool I am in person.

I will attend any GTG that ORION does. I'd like to meet you.

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:25 PM
Trust Me Sandra, You Dont Want To Meet Jason He's Nuts, And He's Like A Deformed Oompa Loompa That Grew Too Large For His Body

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:29 PM
You've Been Alone
Youve Been Afraid
Ive Been A Fool
In So Many Ways
But I Would Change My Life
If You Thought You Might Try
To Love Me........
So Pleaseeeeee Give Me Another Chance
To Write You Another Song
Take Back Those Things Ive Done
Cause Ill Give You My Heart
If You Would Let Me Start
All Over Again
Im Not A Saint
Im Just A Man
Who Had Heaven And Earth
In The Palm Of His Hand
But I Threw It Away
So Now I Stand Here Today
Asking Forgivness
And If You Could Just
Please Give Me Another Chance
To Write You Another Song
Take Back Those Things Ive Done

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:34 PM
Riding In The Drop Top With The Top Down
So You Switching Lanes Girl
Pull Up To A Red Light Looking Right
C'mon Let Me Get Your Name Girl
Tell Me Where Your From What You Do
What You Like
Let Me Get Your Brain Girl
And Tell Me How They Got That Pretty Little Face On That
Pretty Little Frame Girl
But Let Me Show You Around Let Me Take You Out
Bet You We Can Have Some Fun Girl
Cause We Can Do Fast And Slow Whichever
Way You Wanna Run Girl
But Let Me Buy You Drinks
Better Yet Rings Do It How You Want It Done Girl
And Who Would Have Thought You'd Be The One Cause I
Cant Wait To Fall In Love With You,
You Cant Wait To Fall In Love With Me
This Just Cant Be Summer Love
You'll See
This Just Cant Be Summer Love
L O V E

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:34 PM
Damn Justin Timberlake Kicks A**

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:41 PM
Future Sex Love Sounds Is The Best Album Ever Created......

Silver21_Black20
11-02-2006, 05:41 PM
Damn Justin Timberlake Kicks A**

I love You, Mark!

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:42 PM
Sandra You Act Like Im Not The Biggest Justin Fan In This Forum...lol For Christ Sake My Alter Ego Is Justin Timberlake

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:43 PM
The Entire Cd Is Instant Classic

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:44 PM
My Favorite Song Is Lovestoned

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:46 PM
sandra are you coming tonight?

Silver21_Black20
11-02-2006, 05:49 PM
My Favorite Song Is Lovestoned

My favorite song is What Goes Around...

Silver21_Black20
11-02-2006, 05:51 PM
sandra are you coming tonight?

No. I'm gonna stay home and flip back and forth from the game and the series premiere of The O.C.

Kori Ellis
11-02-2006, 05:54 PM
No. I'm gonna stay home and flip back and forth from the game and the series premiere of The O.C.

What the hell?

I thought you had to work or had a better excuse.

Just come to the GTG and tape that crap.

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:57 PM
kori's right its opening game for the season and well who better to spend it with, than with die hard fans like ourselves im broke off my ass and im going just so i can yell with you guys

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:57 PM
sandra just come tonight :)

batman2883
11-02-2006, 05:59 PM
alright guys see you tonight im out

Das Texan
11-02-2006, 06:33 PM
I will attend any GTG that ORION does. I'd like to meet you.



what if i ever attend one again?

Silver21_Black20
11-02-2006, 06:39 PM
what if i ever attend one again?

Let me know when you will attend a GTG and I'll go. I'd like to meet you too.

Melmart1
11-02-2006, 06:44 PM
The person that really needs to man up and come is Melmart :)

She can take a few hours off work and meet her SpursTalk friends.
Eehhh, my big gambling trip was postponed till next weekend, but I am broke till manana (payday x3! woohoo!) so I will still decline. But don't worry, you will be meeting me one day.

BTW- I have friends here at ST? Awww, you guys like me. You really do like me!

LaMarcus Bryant
11-02-2006, 07:10 PM
seems like everyone is getting a stomach bug, my boss had one too


what possible excuse does trainwreck have for not going
its all the same to me though
all he does is scoff people at gtg's

kingsfan
11-02-2006, 07:39 PM
The GTG sounds like fun, guess it will be dead in here 2nite. Good luck guys, I don't say this often but GO SPURS!