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Kori Ellis
10-19-2006, 12:52 PM
I enjoy seeing people get stabbed.

Midge, stop trying to be an internet hardass.

:dramaquee

katyon6th
10-19-2006, 12:52 PM
EXTRA witty these days:)

You're extra sweet these days.

katyon6th
10-19-2006, 12:53 PM
internet hardass = instant coolness

Kori Ellis
10-19-2006, 12:54 PM
This is most annoying emoticon ever :ihit

I think I will use it often.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:01 PM
Midge, stop trying to be an internet hardass.

:dramaquee

But I really do enjoy watching people get stabbed.

CuckingFunt
10-19-2006, 01:03 PM
But I really do enjoy watching people get stabbed.
In person, or just on TV?

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:05 PM
I've never seen it in person but I'm sure I would enjoy that as well.

CuckingFunt
10-19-2006, 01:06 PM
I've never seen it in person but I'm sure I would enjoy that as well.
What about a beheading?

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:07 PM
A beheading on TV is enjoyable, but I don't think I can handle that in person.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:08 PM
I watched the tape of Tim Allen getting beheaded several times.

katyon6th
10-19-2006, 01:08 PM
My hands are cold.

CuckingFunt
10-19-2006, 01:09 PM
My everything is cold. Temperature's have actually been pretty comfortable here, and I'm not normally one to get cold quickly, but I've been just freezing the last few mornings.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:09 PM
My hands are cold.

Want me to warm them up for you? :eyebrows

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:15 PM
When I get cold my nipples get hard.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:15 PM
My ball sack also shrivels a bit.

Squid
10-19-2006, 01:17 PM
My ball sack also shrivels a bit.

Don't you mean your pussy lips?

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:21 PM
Take it easy Squid. There are ladies about. They are labias not pussy lips.

CuckingFunt
10-19-2006, 01:25 PM
I've never known a single woman to refer to her "labias."

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:27 PM
My mom used to talk about her labias all time.

johnsmith
10-19-2006, 01:28 PM
I've never known a single woman to refer to her "labias."


I've never known a single woman to refer to her "pussy lips" either.

CuckingFunt
10-19-2006, 01:28 PM
My mom used to talk about her labias all time.
That must have made for interesting conversation.

CuckingFunt
10-19-2006, 01:30 PM
I've never known a single woman to refer to her "pussy lips" either.
Really?

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:31 PM
If I had a vagina I would use it as a pocket. I would keep change, mints, gum and other items I carry around with me in there.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:32 PM
I'd go to the store and hold up the line because I'd be reaching around my vagina for change.

CuckingFunt
10-19-2006, 01:33 PM
If I had a vagina I would use it as a pocket. I would keep change, mints, gum and other items I carry around with me in there.
I don't think that would be terribly convenient.

johnsmith
10-19-2006, 01:33 PM
Really?


Really. Why, do women sit around and talk about their "pussy lips", like when they're in the bathroom together?

johnsmith
10-19-2006, 01:33 PM
I'd go to the store and hold up the line because I'd be reaching around my vagina for change.
:lol :lol

johnsmith
10-19-2006, 01:33 PM
I don't think that would be terribly convenient.


On the other hand, there are times when you just don't have enough pockets.

CuckingFunt
10-19-2006, 01:34 PM
Really. Why, do women sit around and talk about their "pussy lips", like when they're in the bathroom together?
All sorts of things get mentioned when we're in the bathroom together.

johnsmith
10-19-2006, 01:35 PM
All sorts of things get mentioned when we're in the bathroom together.


But is "pussy lips" one of them?

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 01:36 PM
I wish more girls would talk about their pussy lips.

johnsmith
10-19-2006, 01:37 PM
I wish more girls would talk about their pussy lips.


Open faced roast beef sandwich.

CuckingFunt
10-19-2006, 01:42 PM
But is "pussy lips" one of them?
On occasion.

johnsmith
10-19-2006, 01:45 PM
On occasion.


And that's the term you use, "pussy lips"? Weird.

Melmart1
10-19-2006, 01:50 PM
melmart hates me now, she never even acknowledges my presence

melmart i said
Gotdamned liar, I havent been around in awhile and when I do you are always in LaMarcus mode.

katyon6th
10-19-2006, 01:51 PM
Open faced roast beef sandwich.

This little one comes to mind :hungry:

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-19-2006, 01:53 PM
"Flesh Curtains" is a term not used nearly enough in everday conversation, imo.

katyon6th
10-19-2006, 01:55 PM
Ever see Dane Cook's Vicious Circle? He mentions curtains. :lol

johnsmith
10-19-2006, 02:10 PM
Ever see Dane Cook's Vicious Circle? He mentions curtains. :lol


"Let's face it, sometimes it's not such a good SITUATION".

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 02:17 PM
This is most annoying emoticon ever :ihit

Wrong.

:cheer

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 02:19 PM
Dane Cook sucks balls.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-19-2006, 02:20 PM
Dane Cook sucks balls.

Isn't Jessica Simpson allegedly sucking Dane Cook's balls now?

johnsmith
10-19-2006, 02:22 PM
Dane Cook sucks balls.


I liked him at first, then I liked him less, now I don't like him so much at all.........by JohnSmith

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 02:25 PM
Isn't Jessica Simpson allegedly sucking Dane Cook's balls now?

Jessica Simpson has enough Botox packed in her lips she can do it without having them near her face.

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 02:25 PM
Dan Cook is wittier than Dane Cook.

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 02:25 PM
Is Dan Cook even still alive?

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 02:26 PM
Eh, doesn't matter. Statement still stands.

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 02:26 PM
Gotdamn. Four posts in a row. That's a new Quattro record for me.

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 02:28 PM
I feel like I have midge-like powers.

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 02:28 PM
All I need is an alias to talk to.

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 02:30 PM
"Stingray", maybe.

Mixability
10-19-2006, 02:44 PM
Is Dan Cook even still alive?

He came to my office a few weeks back.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-19-2006, 02:58 PM
From the minds of M.O.D.:


White boy, why you wanna say "sup"?
Why you braggin' like you bust shit up?
Jump, jump, jump around
Shake that booty, get down
White dude's can't jump or dance
Especially when their butt is hanging out of their pants
Now what the hell is that all about?
Here's a big boot to your ass hanging out!

So you think you're a gangsta
More like a white sub-urban pranksta
Tagging up the walls, hanging with the homies
Now you think you're a hoodie
You saw Colors and you got a woody
Then thought up the master plan
Gonna write a rap song and sell it to the white man

I remember when "phat" was spelled with an F
I remember if you couldn't hear you were deaf
I remember when you were where you were from
And not what you saw on the television, son

wigga, wigga - white boy
wigga, wigga - gangsta wanna-be
wigga, wigga - white boy
Your pants are falling down
could you find 'em any bigger?

All the wiggas in the house say sup - sup!
Will the wiggas in the house stand up - white boy
Please stand up, please stand up
Pull your pants up, will you pull your pants up

bustin out your funky fresh Tommy's
looking real dip in the hood, thanks to mommy
pull your hood up, twist your hat crooked
pull your hood up, boy you look stupid

you want that rap look - so you duped, you duped it
you want that rap sound - so you looped it, you looped it
pull your hood up, twist your hat crooked
pull your hood up, boy you look stupid

hey white boy, can't you find the beat?
you ain't street, you're trippin on your own feet
pull your hood up, twist your hat crooked
pull your hood up, boy you look stupid!

so you wanna live large - large
drive fancy cars and hang around with pop stars
pull your hood up - pull your hood up

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 03:01 PM
He came to my office a few weeks back.

Are you a mortician?

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 03:16 PM
Shoog will never gain full midge powers until he fucks a fat chick with toilet paper in her ass.

tlongII
10-19-2006, 03:19 PM
Shoog will never gain full midge powers until he fucks a fat chick with toilet paper in her ass.


:lmao

This is almost sig worthy!

ORION
10-19-2006, 03:20 PM
We are the world

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-19-2006, 03:21 PM
Fu Manchu is playing and I intend to go.

ShoogarBear
10-19-2006, 03:25 PM
Shoog will never gain full midge powers until he fucks a fat chick with toilet paper in her ass.

:worthy:

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 04:41 PM
I want a shirt that says "Midge is the Reason for the Season".

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
10-19-2006, 04:42 PM
Open faced roast beef sandwich.

But would it be beefy?

ORION
10-19-2006, 04:43 PM
Muffy McMuffinstein

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 04:44 PM
Orion has just named my first born.

johnsmith
10-19-2006, 04:45 PM
Chesty Larue, or Hooty McBoob............classic Homer

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 04:47 PM
I've heard that asians have straight pubic hair.

TheTruth
10-19-2006, 04:51 PM
negative....it's curly.

ORION
10-19-2006, 04:51 PM
I've heard that asians have straight pubic hair.
that and their vaginas are horizontal.

katyon6th
10-19-2006, 04:51 PM
negative....it's curly.

Shut up.

katyon6th
10-19-2006, 04:52 PM
that and their vaginas are horizontal.

Shut the fuck up.

ORION
10-19-2006, 04:52 PM
negative....it's curly.
I wonder what would happen if one used activator on them ? Let your Soul Glow !

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 04:53 PM
haha

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 04:53 PM
that and their vaginas are horizontal.

:lmao

ORION
10-19-2006, 04:53 PM
Shut the fuck up.
:dizzy

ORION
10-19-2006, 04:54 PM
Shut the fuck up.
ok they run east to west

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 04:54 PM
haha horizontal vaginas

I'm still chuckling at that.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 04:54 PM
ok they run east to west

:lmao

ORION
10-19-2006, 05:01 PM
yeah when you stick your weener in it looks like the vagina is smiling

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:03 PM
Vaginas always smile when I'm inside them.

AlamoSpursFan
10-19-2006, 05:07 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/AlamoSpursFan/orly26se.jpg

ashbeeigh
10-19-2006, 05:09 PM
I think I'm going to have a margarita tonight.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:12 PM
I think ashbeeigh should have 7 margaritas and then throw up on some random guy's crotchular region.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:17 PM
http://pix.nofrag.com/38/73/75554ac3b6b40dc4662026a97316.gif
A gift to all my titty loving friends.

CuckingFunt
10-19-2006, 05:19 PM
But would it be beefy?
God, I hope not.

tlongII
10-19-2006, 05:21 PM
http://pix.nofrag.com/38/73/75554ac3b6b40dc4662026a97316.gif
A gift to all my titty loving friends.

Could you remove the top please?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
10-19-2006, 05:29 PM
Somewhat funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjAef7DXVbI&eurl=

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:47 PM
I want bright orange shoes.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:52 PM
Some dude boiled his chick.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:54 PM
Crazy bastard cooked her legs too.

ashbeeigh
10-19-2006, 05:55 PM
I think ashbeeigh should have 7 margaritas and then throw up on some random guy's crotchular region.

I have class tomorrow. It would not be wise.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:56 PM
Go to class hungover. Fuck it. It's college.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:58 PM
I do everything hungover.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:59 PM
I go to church hungover. I eat tacos hungover.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:59 PM
I play golf hungover. I breakdance hungover. I do my basketweaving hungover.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 05:59 PM
I weave a mean basket.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 06:01 PM
Some dude just asked me for change for a ten. Ten dollars. Like I have ten fucking dollars in ones and fives. Do I look rich?

ashbeeigh
10-19-2006, 06:02 PM
I go to church hungover. I eat tacos hungover.

Church is a no, tacos are the best hungover. I encourage every single person in the south Texas region to make the trek to Seguin for Las Palmas tacos at 2am. I've heard the menudo is really good too.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 06:02 PM
No.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 06:03 PM
Do you sing the praises of the Lord Jesus Christ?

ashbeeigh
10-19-2006, 06:04 PM
Danyo is just waiting for me to saying something dumb to call me a dumbass. It may take a while today. Nothing bad has happened.

ashbeeigh
10-19-2006, 06:05 PM
Do you sing the praises of the Lord Jesus Christ?
Of course, just not hung over.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 06:09 PM
Of course, just not hung over.

Why not? Don't you think Jesus would understand being hungover? He did make water to wine. I'm sure there was a night or two where he was home bored, nothing on tv, none of his friends were on myspace and he just decided to turn that gallon of water in the fridge into some high powered wine. He drinks it and then decides he's ready for another drink so he turns his second gallon of water into wine and ends up finishing it and passing out. He wakes the next morning with a killer headache and then he realizes he has to be at temple to heal some blind people. So he throws on his shades, brushes his teeth and goes to heal kids a little hungover. Don't you think that is possible?

AlamoSpursFan
10-19-2006, 06:13 PM
Posts that sound like Sam Kinison rants forum.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 06:19 PM
I wish I could be as brilliant as Kinison.

midgetonadonkey
10-19-2006, 07:53 PM
What the shit? Where is everyone?

Das Texan
10-19-2006, 09:30 PM
What the shit? Where is everyone?


you scared them all off.

ashbeeigh
10-20-2006, 12:19 AM
3 margaritas and a ticket to the spurs game on Saturday :tu

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 12:58 AM
3 margaritas and a ticket to the spurs game on Saturday :tu

Did you have to swallow for the ticket or were you permitted to spit?

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:01 AM
you scared them all off.

If they were scared, they are pussies.

Melmart1
10-20-2006, 01:02 AM
I'm not scared.

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:03 AM
Melmart is a legend.

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:03 AM
A legendary bisexual. Not even Jesus could eat better pussy than Melmart.

MannyIsGod
10-20-2006, 01:04 AM
I took Jess to an expensive restraunt tonight with a backwards cap on. Fuck you yuppies.

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:05 AM
You should've walked in with one of your nuts hanging out of your zipper. That would've shown them.

MannyIsGod
10-20-2006, 01:05 AM
But then we couldn't have eaten. And I was hungry.

Melmart1
10-20-2006, 01:07 AM
I made artichoke and leek soup homemade. I ate it in my chair, watching Grey's Anatomy. Not a fancy restaurant but it was damn good.

Melmart1
10-20-2006, 01:08 AM
My roommate is very loudly singing along to that song from "Urban Cowboy" or whatever that movie was. He can't carry a tune. It's funny for about ten minutes then I just want to pound on his door and tell him to shut the fuck up.

MannyIsGod
10-20-2006, 01:09 AM
Fancy resturants are overrated. We're eating healthy now though, so I can't just go grab a Whataburger. Do you know how sad this makes me?

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:09 AM
I ate a bag of chicharrones for dinner.

MannyIsGod
10-20-2006, 01:09 AM
Oh, fuck that. Just shoot him. Is he fucking drunk?

Melmart1
10-20-2006, 01:09 AM
I ate a bag of chicharrones for dinner.
The Official Meal of la Revoluccion.

Melmart1
10-20-2006, 01:10 AM
Oh, fuck that. Just shoot him. Is he fucking drunk?
No, he doesnt drink and the only alcohol in the house is the four beers I have in the fridge, which are still there. I checked, just in case.

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:10 AM
I ate McDonalds twice today. I'm going to die soon. I predict it. I guess I will be dead before 08/29/08. Can we get a vbookie on this??

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:11 AM
I could use a couple of more beers right now.

Melmart1
10-20-2006, 01:15 AM
I have Shiner Hefeweizen. Good shit, goes down really smooth. I tried this one organic beer last week and it was total crap. One of the nastiest beers ever, and I have tried just about every nasty beer imaginable.

Melmart1
10-20-2006, 01:16 AM
Speaking of alcohol, tomorrow I am going to a birthday party and I need to figure out what bottles to go buy. Any suggestions? I have a craving for so many I can't decide.

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:17 AM
Have you ever had the Sam Adams chocolate beer? That is the worst beer ever. Even worse than Guiness.

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:18 AM
Speaking of alcohol, tomorrow I am going to a birthday party and I need to figure out what bottles to go buy. Any suggestions? I have a craving for so many I can't decide.

Patron.

Melmart1
10-20-2006, 01:19 AM
A friend of mine bought a chocolate beer once but I don't know what bran it was. But it was nasty, though. Blechhh! I always buy the Sam Adams sampler and drink that really dark beer last. By the time I get to those two I have had ten beers and I don't care what the last two taste like. Cus they are nasty if you drink them before you are already half drunk.

MannyIsGod
10-20-2006, 01:19 AM
Hefeweizen is good shit. Its the only beer you should have citrus fruit for.

Melmart1
10-20-2006, 01:20 AM
Patron.
He doesn't drink tequila. And the little hole in the wall bar we are going to sells setups, so tequila prolly wouldn't be good. I don't want to mix it with soda.

ashbeeigh
10-20-2006, 01:21 AM
Did you have to swallow for the ticket or were you permitted to spit?

No, one of my roommate's friends just said "My mom always has extra tickets...do you and Jessica want some for Saturday's game?" So she went to her car and got two for us.

Melmart1
10-20-2006, 01:22 AM
No, one of my roommate's friends just said "My mom always has extra tickets...do you and Jessica want some for Saturday's game?" So she went to her car and got two for us.
So your roommate's friend's mom swallows. Got it.

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:28 AM
you're beautiful

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-20-2006, 02:09 AM
Ashbeeigh, the company you keep live such sordid lives, yet you are such a.............joke.
Why is this, and what do you propose to do about it?

Silver21_Black20
10-20-2006, 02:48 AM
Damnit...I wish I had some freakin' NyQuil...ugh!!!

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-20-2006, 02:56 AM
Damnit...I wish I had some freakin' NyQuil...ugh!!!

Are you sick, can't sleep or just looking for a cheap head change?

Silver21_Black20
10-20-2006, 02:58 AM
Are you sick, can't sleep or just looking for a cheap head change?

Sick, with allergies or a cold and I can't sleep.

CuckingFunt
10-20-2006, 09:16 AM
A legendary bisexual. Not even Jesus could eat better pussy than Melmart.
This is the kind of comment that goes ignored when I'm not around. What a shame.

ashbeeigh
10-20-2006, 10:34 AM
So your roommate's friend's mom swallows. Got it.

If that's how you want to twist it.


Ashbeeigh, the company you keep live such sordid lives, yet you are such a.............joke.
Why is this, and what do you propose to do about it?

You all twist my painfully boring and uneventful life into ajoke. I will overcome it one day.

katyon6th
10-20-2006, 10:40 AM
My cleavage is obscene today, very unprofessional. I should've known better.

ShoogarBear
10-20-2006, 10:52 AM
TTIWWP.

tlongII
10-20-2006, 10:52 AM
My cleavage is obscene today, very unprofessional. I should've known better.

:ttiwwp:

Mixability
10-20-2006, 10:53 AM
My cleavage is obscene today, very unprofessional. I should've known better.

You wore J Lo's green dress to work today?

ShoogarBear
10-20-2006, 10:59 AM
Sounds like you should be working in ORION's office.

CuckingFunt
10-20-2006, 11:42 AM
My cleavage is obscene today, very unprofessional. I should've known better.
My cleavage is under control today, but it's fucking freezing and my nipples won't go away.

1369
10-20-2006, 11:43 AM
My cleavage is under control today, but it's fucking freezing and my nipples won't go away.

Trying to smuggle pencil erasers from company stores are we?

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 12:07 PM
My cleavage is obscene today as well.

tlongII
10-20-2006, 12:44 PM
Obscene cleavage is an oxymoron.

tlongII
10-20-2006, 12:45 PM
Maybe not in midge's case though...

1369
10-20-2006, 12:48 PM
He must be taking those meds for an inflamed prostrate that I saw the commercial for yesterday. It was said that one of the side effects is swelling of the boobs.

Or maybe Midge just looks like Colin Montgomery.

ORION
10-20-2006, 12:50 PM
My cleavage is obscene today, very unprofessional. I should've known better.
I'll PM you an application. please fill it all out and the polaroid picture is for your badge.

ORION
10-20-2006, 12:53 PM
Sounds like you should be working in ORION's office.
We are hiring for qualified individuals and from her recent post she is a shoe in but we have to work on that attitude because cleavage is not in any way obscene

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-20-2006, 01:09 PM
My cleavage is obscene today, very unprofessional. I should've known better.


My cleavage is under control today, but it's fucking freezing and my nipples won't go away.

"Business Babes With Badly Behaving Breasts"

(potential)Film at 11(if not sooner).

1369
10-20-2006, 01:22 PM
Will that be broadcast in HD?

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 01:31 PM
I want denim shoes.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-20-2006, 02:01 PM
I don't think I'll be going to see Iron Maiden tomorrow night

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-20-2006, 02:02 PM
"Saving Private Ryan" was a vastly underappreciated "feel good" type of movie, imo.

UnderDog
10-20-2006, 02:06 PM
There's no need to fear.....

Cant_Be_Faded
10-20-2006, 04:57 PM
I met Kapt'n K of KMFDM!!!!! uber.

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 05:01 PM
I met Kapt'n K of KMFDM!!!!! uber.

Did you cup his balls?

ORION
10-20-2006, 05:06 PM
My company is sending me to either Raleigh, Atlanta or Tampa. I guess they want me to evaluate the breast of the call center girls in that area. I love my job ! See what happens when you don't go to school.

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 05:08 PM
Can I go too?

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 05:10 PM
I just saw a fat chick with an extremely long camal toe.

ORION
10-20-2006, 05:13 PM
Can I go too?
hell yes. I think I'm going to end up traveling by myself again. When they sent me to San Diego I had to drive myself down to pacific beach to look at chicks. Its real hard to check chicks out while your driving in traffic. I want to go to Tampa so I can cruise to the beach but I don't want to go by myself. So yes Midge you can go. You can sleep on the couch in my hotel room.

ORION
10-20-2006, 05:14 PM
I just saw a fat chick with an extremely long camal toe.
Did it look like a Moose Knuckle ?

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 05:15 PM
hell yes. I think I'm going to end up traveling by myself again. When they sent me to San Diego I had to drive myself down to pacific beach to look at chicks. Its real hard to check chicks out while your driving in traffic. I want to go to Tampa so I can cruise to the beach but I don't want to go by myself. So yes Midge you can go. You can sleep on the couch in my hotel room.

Can you get the company to pay for my flight?

ORION
10-20-2006, 05:18 PM
Can you get the company to pay for my flight?
I can claim that I have multiple personalities and demand a ticket for each one of them. Katy can come and you can grope her while your there

midgetonadonkey
10-20-2006, 05:22 PM
I can claim that I have multiple personalities and demand a ticket for each one of them. Katy can come and you can grope her while your there

Nice. I'm a big fan of groping.

ORION
10-20-2006, 05:27 PM
Groping is cool. I mean chicks should get mad if you go up to them and grab their boobs. Just like blow jobs should be considered as back rubs. If your feeling a little tense at work and instead of asking for a massage you ask for a blow job and its cool and the chick does it right at your desk in front of everybody.... that would be so awesome

RashoFan
10-20-2006, 09:15 PM
Abscess on one 's foot can be painful....






....just in case anyone was wondering.

RashoFan
10-21-2006, 01:03 AM
I know people have been in here today....nobody has anything enlightening to share with the people of ST.com???? :madrun

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:04 AM
I have nothing to share.

RashoFan
10-21-2006, 01:05 AM
Bullshit...you have a penis. Go share that....

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 01:06 AM
I'm listening to a Moonblood song on Darksoul radio and contemplating going to get beer.
Does that count as enlightening or merely a shameless attempt to increase my post count?
:lol

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:06 AM
Bullshit...you have a penis. Go share that....

Can I share it with you?

RashoFan
10-21-2006, 01:07 AM
sure...I am at the FD, wanna do it on a fire truck???

RashoFan
10-21-2006, 01:08 AM
I'm listening to a Moonblood song on Darksould radio and contemplating going to get beer.
Does that count as enlightening or merely a shameless attempt to increase my post count?
:lol
Who cares??? Go forth and retrieve yourself a beer....you know you want it... :drunk
:D

RashoFan
10-21-2006, 01:09 AM
Sandra!!!!!

Silver21_Black20
10-21-2006, 01:10 AM
I have nothing to share. :smokin

-ashbeeigh

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 01:10 AM
You are an enabler.
You are forever in my gratitude!
:tu

Silver21_Black20
10-21-2006, 01:11 AM
Sandra!!!!!

Present!

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:12 AM
sure...I am at the FD, wanna do it on a fire truck???

That has always been one of my fantasies.

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:12 AM
Sandra is pretty.

RashoFan
10-21-2006, 01:12 AM
Sandra is BEAUTIFUL.
fixed

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:13 AM
I honestly think she is.

Sandra, you're beautiful!!

RashoFan
10-21-2006, 01:13 AM
That has always been one of my fantasies.
we call it backdraft at the FD, but I am not leaving my bra on the fire hose...it is tooo Fing cold outside.

RashoFan
10-21-2006, 01:14 AM
MiMies time.... :sleep

Silver21_Black20
10-21-2006, 01:16 AM
Dammit...I wanna do it on a fire truck.

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:16 AM
MiMies time.... :sleep

Can I go mimies with you?

Silver21_Black20
10-21-2006, 01:17 AM
And thanks for the nice compliments :oops

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:17 AM
Dammit...I wanna do it on a fire truck.

There is a firehouse not to far from where we live. :eyebrows

CuckingFunt
10-21-2006, 01:18 AM
Whoever isn't watching Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! on TCM right now is a fucking pussy.

So there.

Silver21_Black20
10-21-2006, 01:20 AM
There is a firehouse not to far from where we live. :eyebrows

Hmmm...tempting!

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:22 AM
Hmmm...tempting!

PM me if you are interested.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 01:31 AM
Sandra, are you still not feeling well?

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:32 AM
Can anyone here score me some Xanax?

Das Texan
10-21-2006, 01:33 AM
whats up tonight everyone?

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 01:34 AM
:drunk
The first one is in your honor, RashoFan!
Bottoms up!
(and have a drink, too!)
:tu

Silver21_Black20
10-21-2006, 01:34 AM
Sandra, are you still not feeling well?

A little. Tonight I am coughing and my voice is shot. I sound like shit! And still...no NyQuil. :depressed

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:35 AM
A little. Tonight I am coughing and my voice is shot. I sound like shit! And still...no NyQuil. :depressed

I've offered to take you some.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 01:37 AM
A little. Tonight I am coughing and my voice is shot. I sound like shit! And still...no NyQuil. :depressed

Just focus on the positives:
pretty soon, you'll be able to cough up that real gutteral phlegm and spit it at those who piss you off!

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:37 AM
Condemned 2 HelLa is a wise man.

Silver21_Black20
10-21-2006, 01:39 AM
I've offered to take you some.

I know and I said thank you!

Go to bed!! :sleep

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 01:44 AM
Condemned 2 HelLa is a wise man.

I recieved praise from Midge.
Life is good!

Silver21_Black20
10-21-2006, 01:47 AM
How are you, Das?

midgetonadonkey
10-21-2006, 01:48 AM
Das Texan is my father.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 01:48 AM
Time for the SWAT van/helicopter chase in Terminator 2.........

Das Texan
10-21-2006, 01:51 AM
How are you, Das?


I'm doing ok, sorry to hear you have been sick.


Hope you feel better soon and get over whatever you have.

Das Texan
10-21-2006, 01:51 AM
Das Texan is my father.

I've always wondered.


If I am your father, who did I knock up?

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 01:54 AM
No shoes....
No shirt......
.......no dice.

Silver21_Black20
10-21-2006, 01:56 AM
I'm doing ok, sorry to hear you have been sick.


Hope you feel better soon and get over whatever you have.

Thanks! I get these allergies/cold every six months or so. I'm almost over it.

Das Texan
10-21-2006, 01:59 AM
Thanks! I get these allergies/cold every six months or so. I'm almost over it.



good!

katyon6th
10-21-2006, 11:15 AM
I met a guy named Chuck last night. I can't seem to say the name Chuck and be serious. I called him Charles.

Squid
10-21-2006, 01:42 PM
I want to be Tupperware lady.

Squid
10-21-2006, 01:54 PM
A fish powered boat sounds like a brilliant idea.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 02:53 PM
French Maid TV is funny.

Silver21_Black20
10-21-2006, 03:30 PM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
Silver21_Black20, 1Billups1

And where the hell have you been?

Squid
10-21-2006, 03:33 PM
I've actually missed that fucker.

Squid
10-21-2006, 03:33 PM
Fucking narc.

Squid
10-21-2006, 03:42 PM
I just heard a song about a chain hanging low. What the fuck with American pop culture? How can people want to hear a song about a fucking chain. Damn kids.

ashbeeigh
10-21-2006, 03:45 PM
I'll miss y'all tonight.. while I'm at the game.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 03:48 PM
I had forgotten how amusing "Celebrity Deathmatch" was until today.

johnsmith
10-21-2006, 03:51 PM
I'll miss y'all tonight.. while I'm at the game.


Pre-season phhht. I only attend playoff games in which I can sit in the box and enjoy the free beer out of the luxury suite. I'll be sure to PM you when that time comes around.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 05:06 PM
I'll miss y'all tonight.. while I'm at the game.

Oddly enough, the feeling will be more than NOT mutual.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 05:15 PM
"Class of Nuke 'Em High" was on tv last night.
I forgot how bad/good Troma movies are!
:lol

Squid
10-21-2006, 05:58 PM
Cannibal the Musical is my favorite Troma flick.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-21-2006, 06:06 PM
I've only seen bits and pieces of "Terror Firmer". I really need to see the rest.
Any movie that has BOTH Ron Jeremy AND Lemmy in it can't possibly be bad!

Silver21_Black20
10-22-2006, 01:11 AM
I'll miss y'all tonight.. while I'm at the game.

How was the game, ashbeeigh?

ashbeeigh
10-22-2006, 01:14 AM
How was the game, ashbeeigh?

Not bad at all. I sat next to two girls who were only interested in Jason Kapono though, so that was annoying. But otherwise, not too bad.

Silver21_Black20
10-22-2006, 01:18 AM
What section were you sitting in?

ashbeeigh
10-22-2006, 01:25 AM
What section were you sitting in?

We were in 210.

Silver21_Black20
10-22-2006, 01:26 AM
Cool ash. glad you enjoyed yourself.

I saw Kori at the game. She looked really pretty.

ashbeeigh
10-22-2006, 01:30 AM
Cool ash. glad you enjoyed yourself.

I saw Kori at the game. She looked really pretty.

Aww. :) I wish i had known where you were going to be, I would have stopped by to say hi real quick.

Silver21_Black20
10-22-2006, 01:38 AM
Aww. :) I wish i had known where you were going to be, I would have stopped by to say hi real quick.

That would have been nice.

I was roaming the entire Plaza level today, would have been hard to find me.

ShoogarBear
10-22-2006, 01:43 AM
That would have been nice.

I was roaming the entire Plaza level today, would have been hard to find me.Yeah, you would have been real hard to pick out.



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10-22-2006, 01:54 AM
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:lmao

Das Texan
10-22-2006, 02:14 AM
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Das Texan
10-22-2006, 02:18 AM
what the fucking hell?


there are these jackasses in the house behind us being loud as fuck...who the hell are these people? I have never heard shit like this before. Its fucking 2am jackasses.

I should go out there and kick their asses.

RashoFan
10-22-2006, 02:40 PM
This is funny...
https://webmail.satx.rr.com/attach/Telemarketer_Nightmare.mp3?sid=oGrcPyNs7j0&mbox=INBOX&charset=escaped_unicode&uid=2838&number=6&filename=Telemarketer_Nightmare.mp3

midgetonadonkey
10-22-2006, 02:57 PM
Aggies win
Texans win

Good football weekend for me.

midgetonadonkey
10-22-2006, 03:11 PM
I think my vagina is infected.

midgetonadonkey
10-22-2006, 03:17 PM
:donkey

midgetonadonkey
10-22-2006, 03:19 PM
Beer!

midgetonadonkey
10-22-2006, 03:22 PM
Nachos!

midgetonadonkey
10-22-2006, 03:34 PM
All the real OGs be out!

ashbeeigh
10-22-2006, 05:37 PM
She's a maannneatteer. I enjoy that song, in a very nosexual way.

Silver21_Black20
10-22-2006, 05:41 PM
That song annoys me.

My favorite song, of the moment is, Hinder - "Lips of an Angel"

ashbeeigh
10-22-2006, 06:03 PM
I just heard Maneater. over last weekend while I was at home, I don't do much radio listening at school, so I just download stuff. It may eventually get on my nerves, and that's when I'll delete it. Justin Timberlake's latest single is already on my neves because I downloaded it the second I heard it. But Lips of Angel is very good as well. I have a bunch of stuff I've heard on mun2 in my head too.

RashoFan
10-22-2006, 06:25 PM
Tenacious D is coming out with a new album and I think a movie as well.....

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-22-2006, 06:35 PM
Tenacious D is coming out with a new album and I think a movie as well.....

I believe the movie is called "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny".
They go ona quest to find a legendary guitar pick that was used on the recordings of several legendary rock albums.
Looks fairly goofy.
:lol