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Johnny_Blaze_47
10-10-2006, 04:23 PM
It was a joke, I wasn't going to start anything. Goodness.
So then take the joke back or don't joke at all.
ORION
10-10-2006, 04:24 PM
Stick it in and break it off !
Silver21_Black20
10-10-2006, 04:26 PM
Jokes can't be taken back in this here thread.
ORION
10-10-2006, 04:27 PM
Damn It ! I missed the phone call from my new boss now I have to wait until tomorrow to find out the direction my dept is heading in the next 18 months. I wonder if its a new ASSignment.
Mr Dio
10-10-2006, 04:28 PM
Dio learned to play "Hide the burrito" when he was a congressional page.
Yes I did!
And Sen. Ruiz from Texas always wanted me to be the one to hide it!!!
katyon6th
10-10-2006, 04:30 PM
It was a joke, I wasn't going to start anything. Goodness.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
ashbeeigh
10-10-2006, 04:31 PM
Jokes can't be taken back in this here thread.
I might have to agree. It was stated minutes later that it was a joke, so it cannot be held against any of those involved. If your feelings were hurt I am deeply sorry.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-10-2006, 04:32 PM
I might have to agree. It was stated minutes later that it was a joke, so it cannot be held against any of those involved. If your feelings were hurt I am deeply sorry.
http://home.indy.rr.com/mscht/drama%20queen.jpg
ORION
10-10-2006, 04:33 PM
no beavers were harmed in the making of this post
Silver21_Black20
10-10-2006, 04:34 PM
I might have to agree. It was stated minutes later that it was a joke, so it cannot be held against any of those involved. If your feelings were hurt I am deeply sorry.
Ugh!!
You are killing this damn thread.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-10-2006, 04:38 PM
no beavers were harmed in the making of this post
I wouldn't mind beating up a shaved beaver right about now. Particularly Lindsay Lohan's (pre-cocaine, not current).
ORION
10-10-2006, 04:38 PM
I wouldn't mind beating up a shaved beaver right about now. Particularly Lindsay Lohan's (pre-cocaine, not current).
with a purple headed yogurt slinger
Good 'N Plenty
10-10-2006, 04:53 PM
Linday Lohan is nasty.
batman2883
10-10-2006, 04:56 PM
i love you all
ORION
10-10-2006, 05:01 PM
i love you all
HOMO !
ORION
10-10-2006, 05:32 PM
:sleep
Silver21_Black20
10-10-2006, 07:45 PM
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Silver21_Black20, midgetonadonkey
Silver21_Black20
10-10-2006, 07:46 PM
"Rollin' with the homies..."
ShoogarBear
10-10-2006, 08:35 PM
"Rollin' with the homies..."Stop with all the gay cracks, willya?
ShoogarBear
10-10-2006, 08:35 PM
Oh, you said homies . . .
CuckingFunt
10-10-2006, 08:50 PM
no beavers were harmed in the making of this post
How unfortunate.
CuckingFunt
10-10-2006, 09:14 PM
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CuckingFunt
I always miss the fun. :depressed
Party troll
10-10-2006, 09:20 PM
I always miss the fun. :depressed
I never do :smokin
tw05baller
10-10-2006, 09:40 PM
i ate popeyes.
ashbeeigh
10-10-2006, 11:46 PM
i ate popeyes.
:clap I hope it was satisfying.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 12:03 AM
I need some homemade salsa to go with these Tostitos.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-11-2006, 01:43 AM
It still baffles me that this album was overlooked by the Grammy nominating comittee in 1999.
http://www.entertainmentmonster.com/images/largeproduct/781676642328.jpg
Stupid bastards.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 08:04 AM
I shaved my balls.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 08:06 AM
I went to Target in hopes of running into Katy again. I spent 5 hours there last night. No Katy.
MannyIsGod
10-11-2006, 08:10 AM
I'm about to go buy a 22inch monitor. I've had TVs that are smaller than this monitor.
However, I want this bad boy:
http://www.dell.com/content/topics/topic.aspx/global/products/monitors/topics/en/monitor_3007wfp?c=us&l=en&s=gen
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 08:14 AM
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3585/downqq2.jpg
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 08:32 AM
I went to Target in hopes of running into Katy again. I spent 5 hours there last night. No Katy.
You have my phone number. Don't play games.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 08:33 AM
I don't have your number.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 08:34 AM
I don't have your number.
Remember that time we were gonna get high together? I gave it to you.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 08:36 AM
Really? I wonder what happened to it.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 08:36 AM
I must've been high at the moment. I tend to lose things when I'm high.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 08:38 AM
Well, check your inbox.
ORION
10-11-2006, 08:42 AM
Even I have her number
MannyIsGod
10-11-2006, 08:45 AM
I got Katy's number from the Bathroom at Target.
Katy and Midge should hook up.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 08:45 AM
Orion has every female's phone number.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 08:46 AM
I got Katy's number from the Bathroom at Target.
Katy and Midge should hook up.
She hates Mexicans remember.
ORION
10-11-2006, 08:49 AM
Orion has every female's phone number.
just the ones with the low self esteem. Except Katy.
ShoogarBear
10-11-2006, 08:49 AM
Tell her you're Lebanese.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 08:50 AM
I got Katy's number from the Bathroom at Target.
Katy and Midge should hook up.
Why the fuck are you up so early? I thought you fixed your sleep schedule.
Liar.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 08:50 AM
just the ones with the low self esteem.
What the hell, Orion? You just said you have my number. I hate you.
ORION
10-11-2006, 08:52 AM
What the hell, Orion? You just said you have my number. I hate you.
Only because you gave it to everyone that one time.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 08:53 AM
Only because you gave it to everyone that one time.
I don't know what you're talking about. Stop spreading lies about me.
ShoogarBear
10-11-2006, 08:56 AM
I have katy's number. She lives on the first floor of a huge apartment building.
MannyIsGod
10-11-2006, 08:57 AM
Why the fuck are you up so early? I thought you fixed your sleep schedule.
Liar.The obvious answer is I haven't gone to sleep.
Its kinda fucked again. Last night I slept from 10 to 2am because I drank like 2 glasses of wine and I was out. Craziest shit ever.
CuckingFunt
10-11-2006, 09:03 AM
What the hell, Orion? You just said you have my number. I hate you.
And you also hate yourself, apparently.
ORION
10-11-2006, 09:04 AM
I'm going to hunt the office for boobs. I'll be back and give a detailed report. ORION out .........static.........
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 09:13 AM
What's the over/under on days before Orion gets fired for sexual harrassment? I say 40.
CuckingFunt
10-11-2006, 09:15 AM
What's the over/under on days before Orion gets fired for sexual harrassment? I say 40.
Hard to say. From most of the reports, the women that he works with are all wanton sex feinds in short skirts and tight tops who throw their tits around and beg to be ogled.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 09:18 AM
I wish I could work with sex fiends.
CuckingFunt
10-11-2006, 09:20 AM
I wish I could work with sex fiends.
Me too.
Unfortunately, I'm the only sex fiend I work with, which isn't terribly exciting.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 09:23 AM
Well, I work with a couple of sex fiends but they are guys so that does me no good.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 09:24 AM
I'm going to start walking with a limp and telling everyone I hurt my leg in a scooter accident.
CuckingFunt
10-11-2006, 09:25 AM
Scooter... like, a Vespa type scooter, or a Razor type scooter?
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 09:26 AM
A Razor scooter. I can say I'm training to go on the pro Razor circuit.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 09:27 AM
I wish I could work with sex fiends.
I do.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 09:27 AM
I do.
Can I work where you work?
CuckingFunt
10-11-2006, 09:27 AM
You should bring in a twisted, mangled Razor scooter to make it look convincing. Might also get some extra sympathy that way.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 09:28 AM
That's an excellent idea.
CuckingFunt
10-11-2006, 09:29 AM
Danke.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 09:31 AM
Can I work where you work?
We do need a guy in our office. I work with 2 other women. It's pretty much fantastic.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 09:31 AM
Where can I apply?
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 09:56 AM
I still have land down under in my head. I want to shoot myself.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 10:16 AM
When I retire I'm moving to Sesame Street.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 10:17 AM
Lady Bird Johnson was a whore.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 10:17 AM
I don't care what anyone says.
ToughActinTinactin
10-11-2006, 10:26 AM
my feet itch
MannyIsGod
10-11-2006, 10:28 AM
My monitor is fucking huge. I know how both a large penis, and a large monitor. I am a mans man.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 10:30 AM
I just got off the phone with a guy from New York. His accent drove me wild.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-11-2006, 10:34 AM
How's that boob hunt gong, ORION?
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-11-2006, 10:35 AM
Don't forget:
PICTURES NOT WORDS!!!!!!!
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 10:36 AM
I just got off the phone with a guy from New York. His accent drove me wild.
I couldn't stop making fun of this guy and his family that were on Deal or No Deal a few weeks back.
I don't think I could date or marry a girl with an accent as thick as this guy's daughters had. My friend Adam has a slight NY/NJ accent that comes out when you get him riled up, but it's pretty bearable.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 10:36 AM
My monitor is fucking huge. I know how both a large penis, and a large monitor. I am a mans man.
You know how both a large monitor and a large penis do what...?
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 10:37 AM
I considered briefly creating a troll with the name duksjewnur.
You figure out the hook.
ORION
10-11-2006, 10:38 AM
hells bells ! I had to do a presentation in a training class and I had to do everything I could to not stare at this one girls boobs ?
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 10:39 AM
Jesse Spano's step brother was from New York. He moved in with her and all kinds of wacky antics ensued.
ORION
10-11-2006, 10:40 AM
How's that boob hunt gong, ORION?
refreshing ! I love it when women try and draw attention to themselves by showing off their boobs
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 10:41 AM
I'm as ass man myself. I can do without nice boobs as long as the ass is nice and large.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 10:41 AM
Midge hearts nalgas.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 10:45 AM
Milk, milk, lemonade
Around the corner, fudge is made.
Troll
10-11-2006, 10:52 AM
I considered briefly creating a troll with the name duksjewnur.
You figure out the hook.
Always knew you were a troll. :lmao
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 11:00 AM
I couldn't stop making fun of this guy and his family that were on Deal or No Deal a few weeks back.
I don't think I could date or marry a girl with an accent as thick as this guy's daughters had. My friend Adam has a slight NY/NJ accent that comes out when you get him riled up, but it's pretty bearable.
I don't find those accents attractive on women much. And if it's too thick, it's not very attractive on men either. But if it's just right, oh man, it melts me. Swooooooooooon.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 11:01 AM
I remember when Mouse thought I was a guy and told me to grow a pair of balls.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 11:03 AM
I don't find those accents attractive on women much. And if it's too thick, it's not very attractive on men either. But if it's just right, oh man, it melts me. Swooooooooooon.
I should get Adam on the phone for you.
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:08 AM
kira you furry biatch how are you
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 11:08 AM
I should get Adam on the phone for you.
Yeah, give him my number. You should have it, everyone does.
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:08 AM
do you smellllllll la la la lal a what the mark ...is cooking!!
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 11:09 AM
kira you furry biatch how are you
I hate you.
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:09 AM
Yeah, give him my number. You should have it, everyone does.
i dont have it you punk!!
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:09 AM
I hate you.
funny cause i love you with all my tongue is allowed to love
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:09 AM
manny is the word for god on the lips and hearts of all children
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 11:10 AM
i dont have it you punk!!
Lies. You call me all the time.
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:10 AM
what the fuck how did i go from having 10million vducks to 500 dollars??!?!?
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:10 AM
Lies. You call me all the time.
me call you!?!?? kira dont you know that im a big deal damn it, i dont call anyone, everyone calls me
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:12 AM
so when are we playing poker guys?!!?
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:13 AM
p.s. the bronco's suck the balls
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:14 AM
giggity giggity
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:14 AM
fluffmiester is in the house
TheTruth
10-11-2006, 11:14 AM
loser
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:14 AM
wow all were missing is cherry and atl
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:15 AM
loser
you shouldnt call your sister that matty
angel_luv
10-11-2006, 11:15 AM
Hi Batman... how goes it?
angel_luv
10-11-2006, 11:15 AM
Hi to the rest of you too. :)
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:15 AM
Hi Batman... how goes it?
it goes pretty well how about you ma'am?
angel_luv
10-11-2006, 11:17 AM
it goes pretty well how about you ma'am?
It goes. :) Thanks for asking.
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:17 AM
midgeeeeeeeeettttttt onnnnnaaaaaaaaaaa doonkkeeeeeeeeeeyy you deserve your own theme song brah
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:18 AM
It goes. :) Thanks for asking.
you ready to start working the spurs games again?
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 11:18 AM
I agree.
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:19 AM
so whos up for drinks this weekend man i killed a keg on saturday
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 11:19 AM
I don't have Katy's number and Batman is a sellout.
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:20 AM
why am i a sellout!?!?!?
angel_luv
10-11-2006, 11:21 AM
you ready to start working the spurs games again?
Way past ready. Come on Saturday!
What are you up to these days?
ShoogarBear
10-11-2006, 11:21 AM
Hard to say. From most of the reports, the women that he works with are all wanton sex feinds in short skirts and tight tops who throw their tits around and beg to be ogled.And the SOB won't give us the number for Human Resources. :madrun
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:22 AM
Way past ready. Come on Saturday!
What are you up to these days?
still promoting these clubs, just got picked up by 2 more places, one of them is pending though until the entire street team is ready.........but other than that life is normal, cant wait to start having gtg's with you guys again for the games
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 11:22 AM
why am i a sellout!?!?!?
You've turned your back on your Mexican heritage.
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:23 AM
You've turned your back on your Mexican heritage.i'm not mexican you damn north korean
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 11:24 AM
i'm not mexican you damn north korean
See. Point proven.
batman2883
10-11-2006, 11:24 AM
i wanna have a battle blog record
ShoogarBear
10-11-2006, 11:26 AM
I know how both a large penis, and a large monitor. You know how?
If I was cruel, I would ask if you mean you know how both feel in front of your face, but I'm not, so I won't.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 11:28 AM
You know how?
If I was cruel, I would ask if you mean you know how both feel in front of your face, but I'm not, so I won't.
So Manny, what's it like to have both of those in front of your face?
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 11:28 AM
midgeeeeeeeeettttttt onnnnnaaaaaaaaaaa doonkkeeeeeeeeeeyy you deserve your own theme song brah
You know, you could sing "MidgetOnADonkey" to "Smoke on the Water."
CuckingFunt
10-11-2006, 11:36 AM
And the SOB won't give us the number for Human Resources. :madrunIf YOU were a man working in an office filled with wanton sex fiends, would YOU give up the HR number? Not bloody likely.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 11:36 AM
Batman and SB are the tallest Mexicans in the world.
They should procreate together!
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 11:39 AM
Batman and SB are the tallest Mexicans in the world.
They should procreate together!
The boy could be like Yao Ming.
Except he would be named "Tavo Sanchez."
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 11:46 AM
Silver21_Black20
Silver21_Black20
10-11-2006, 01:06 PM
I don't think this world could handle another tall Mexican.
ShoogarBear
10-11-2006, 01:14 PM
I disagree. If we got enough tall Mexicans, we could make Sequoia National Park really spiffy-looking.
TheTruth
10-11-2006, 01:19 PM
Tall Mexicans?
ORION
10-11-2006, 01:34 PM
who is talking about tall mexicans ? I'm a white mexican
ShoogarBear
10-11-2006, 01:36 PM
Would that be tequila, kahlua, and cream?
ORION
10-11-2006, 01:49 PM
Would that be tequila, kahlua, and cream?
man that sounds nasty. I'm more like milk with vanilla ice cream and whipped cream.
batman2883
10-11-2006, 03:35 PM
and egg whites
ORION
10-11-2006, 04:17 PM
and egg whites
If its yellow leave it mellow, if its brown flush it down
Silver21_Black20
10-11-2006, 04:25 PM
You are very wise, ORION!
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 04:25 PM
They call me mellow yellowwwww.
ORION
10-11-2006, 04:30 PM
You are very wise, ORION!
thank you my child
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 04:31 PM
I want someone to melt my butter.
ORION
10-11-2006, 04:40 PM
I want someone to melt my butter.
your in luck because I have a heating stick
ORION
10-11-2006, 05:00 PM
F this, I'm going to play some ball
ToughActinTinactin
10-11-2006, 05:02 PM
I want somebody to melt my frumunda cheese.
sa_butta
10-11-2006, 05:04 PM
F this, I'm going to play some ballI guess the whole b-ball GTG just went to shit.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 05:31 PM
I want someone to melt my butter.
I'll melt your butter if I can butter your bread.
CuckingFunt
10-11-2006, 08:00 PM
Soft, warm, buttery bread sounds really good right now.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 09:11 PM
I fucking love bread. Fuck the Atkins diet.
LaMarcus Bryant
10-11-2006, 09:13 PM
katy would be the shit if she werent anti mexican and pro gringo
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 09:16 PM
You're Mexican?
LaMarcus Bryant
10-11-2006, 09:57 PM
?? what did you think i was
i bet you watch house of carters
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 10:05 PM
I'm not anti CBF, that's for sure.
And House of Carters? That's just too pussy for me.
ShoogarBear
10-11-2006, 10:06 PM
katy doesn't like Mexico because Spain "discovered" them first.
midgetonadonkey
10-12-2006, 12:03 AM
Screech fucked chicks on video.
Screech Powers
10-12-2006, 12:13 AM
Screech fucked chicks on video.
I got a 10 inch cock bitch. Of course I'm gonna fuck bitches on tape.
CuckingFunt
10-12-2006, 12:16 AM
Screech fucked chicks on video.
Screech sanchezed chicks on video. Don't know if he inked them, or not.
Don't really want to know, frankly.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-12-2006, 12:27 AM
Don't really want to know, frankly.
Liar.
CuckingFunt
10-12-2006, 12:33 AM
Liar.
I haven't lied to anyone but my mother since I was in the 9th grade.
Honest.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-12-2006, 12:34 AM
I haven't lied to anyone but my mother since I was in the 9th grade.
Honest.
Everything I write is a lie.
Except that...
And that...
And that...
And that...
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-12-2006, 02:26 AM
Screech fucked chicks on video.
The whole concept of that is just wrong on so many levels.........
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-12-2006, 02:48 AM
The whole concept of that is just wrong on so many levels.........
I know...
Why not just use a damned DVD recorder and skip the middleman?
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-12-2006, 02:52 AM
An editing house has got get ahold of that tape and digitally edit Screech out and splice in someone much more appealing.
Now if they can legally edit in Jessica Alba........
:tu
CuckingFunt
10-12-2006, 02:55 AM
An editing house has got get ahold of that tape and digitally edit Screech out and splice in someone much more appealing.
Now if they can legally edit in Jessica Alba........
:tu
I don't know about that.
Alba would be much better to look at from many angles, I'm sure, but when it came time for the money shot, things could get VERY disturbing.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-12-2006, 03:02 AM
Alba would be much better to look at from many angles, I'm sure, but when it came time for the money shot, things could get VERY disturbing.
Good point. Very good point.
Silver21_Black20
10-12-2006, 10:53 AM
Hahahahahaha...
This chubby kid, on the "Price is Right", got super excited cause a year supply of Krispy Kremes was part of his Showcase.
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 10:56 AM
I wish I could watch Price is Right.
Silver21_Black20
10-12-2006, 10:56 AM
Hahahahahaha...
This chubby kid, on the "Price is Right", got super excited cause a year supply of Krispy Kremes was part of his Showcase.
I would have gotten super excited as well.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-12-2006, 11:12 AM
I would have gotten super excited as well.
Excited or excited?
:lol
Silver21_Black20
10-12-2006, 11:17 AM
Excited or excited?
:lol
For Krispy Kreme...pretty darn excited. :lol
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-12-2006, 11:19 AM
For Krispy Kreme...pretty darn excited. :lol
So for future reference: Anybody looking to take SB on a date...forgo the flowers and get the glazed.
Silver21_Black20
10-12-2006, 11:37 AM
So for future reference: Anybody looking to take SB on a date...forgo the flowers and get the glazed.
:tu
And the chocolate frosted ones. :p
Mixability
10-12-2006, 12:03 PM
Hahahahahaha...
This chubby kid, on the "Price is Right", got super excited cause a year supply of Krispy Kremes was part of his Showcase.
I don't know about anyone else, but I pictured T Pork in my head when I read this. :lol
CuckingFunt
10-12-2006, 12:43 PM
Krispy Kremes are highly overrated. I like the option of a cake doughnut.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-12-2006, 12:46 PM
Krispy Kremes are highly overrated.
:tu
ORION
10-12-2006, 12:47 PM
Krispy Kremes are highly overrated. I like the option of a cake doughnut.
we do not have krispy kreme in new braunfels however someone always brings shipleys and I go and steal some.
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 12:47 PM
Krispy Kremes are highly overrated. I like the option of a cake doughnut.
I agree.
Shipley's is where it's at.
ORION
10-12-2006, 12:47 PM
I agree.
Shipley's is where it's at.
get out of my mind
ORION
10-12-2006, 12:50 PM
sitting in a chair with wheels and pushing yourself around the office is good exercise and people look at you funny. what are you looking at you F-ing F-itty F
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 12:50 PM
get out of my mind
You love it.
Think butter. Think melting.
CuckingFunt
10-12-2006, 12:51 PM
I know not of Shipley's... Texas thing?
I've found that the best doughnut places are always little, tiny, hole-in-the-wall, rundown storefronts in crappy neighborhoods.
CuckingFunt
10-12-2006, 12:52 PM
sitting in a chair with wheels and pushing yourself around the office is good exercise and people look at you funny. what are you looking at you F-ing F-itty F
You should spin around in your chair until you get sick and puke on them.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-12-2006, 12:53 PM
You love it.
Think butter. Think melting.
Looking to get basted?
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 12:55 PM
Looking to get basted?
Something like that.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-12-2006, 12:57 PM
I've found that the best doughnut places are always little, tiny, hole-in-the-wall, rundown storefronts in crappy neighborhoods.
Same for taquerias.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-12-2006, 01:00 PM
I've found that the best doughnut places are always little, tiny, hole-in-the-wall, rundown storefronts in crappy neighborhoods.
Isn't it odd that the places that look like they should have health code violations running wild against them usually are the ones who make the best food?
ORION
10-12-2006, 01:04 PM
You should spin around in your chair until you get sick and puke on them.
no because I just ate and if I chucked then I'd be hungry again. Then I'd have to go find more food. There is the option of eating my vomit .............
CuckingFunt
10-12-2006, 01:07 PM
Isn't it odd that the places that look like they should have health code violations running wild against them usually are the ones who make the best food?
I learned to stop being bothered by that. I used to date a bartender who worked in a very fancy restaurant in San Francisco, and the kitchen in that place was every bit as disgusting as the kitchens in the skeevie places. Restaurants, in general, are really kind of nasty.
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 01:09 PM
Some girl just dropped her pickle walking to the elevators from the cafeteria. She was very upset. "Ugh, my pickle!"
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
CuckingFunt
10-12-2006, 01:09 PM
Pickles are foul.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-12-2006, 01:12 PM
Did she appear to be a pickle chugger?
Marklar MM
10-12-2006, 01:14 PM
What kind of pickle was she pickling?
Marklar MM
10-12-2006, 01:15 PM
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 01:17 PM
What's a pickle chugger? And I don't know what kind of pickle it was, a pickle that comes with a sandwich it looks like -- pickle spear?
CuckingFunt
10-12-2006, 01:17 PM
What's a pickle chugger?
I've got a hunch.
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 01:18 PM
I've got a hunch.
Well, don't be selfish. Share.
ORION
10-12-2006, 01:25 PM
Some girl just dropped her pickle walking to the elevators from the cafeteria. She was very upset. "Ugh, my pickle!"
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
that is funny. I would of ran over there and asked her if she still wanted it.
ShoogarBear
10-12-2006, 01:28 PM
Pickles are foul.
That's just the lesbian side of you talking.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-12-2006, 01:31 PM
katy, your naive' innocence is most entertaining!
tlongII
10-12-2006, 01:54 PM
What was the size of said pickle?
ORION
10-12-2006, 01:55 PM
I love my job. I have a call recorded and a rep says ballcock so I made it loop when she says cock. so its going ....cock cock cock cock cock
ORION
10-12-2006, 01:56 PM
What was the size of said pickle?
So big that she couldn't hold it and it feel out of her hands and down the elevator.
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 01:57 PM
katy, your naive' innocence is most entertaining!
No, really, what's a pickle chugger?
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 01:59 PM
I love my job. I have a call recorded and a rep says ballcock so I made it loop when she says cock. so its going ....cock cock cock cock cockThat is funny, but the name ballcock alone is enough.
ORION
10-12-2006, 02:00 PM
That is funny, but the name ballcock alone is enough.
I didn't tell you the whole name. Its called a fluidmaster ballcock.
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 02:08 PM
I didn't tell you the whole name. Its called a fluidmaster ballcock.Excellent you shall use that call as a training untensil for future employees.
ORION
10-12-2006, 02:13 PM
Excellent you shall use that call as a training untensil for future employees.
those woman that say this will be further examined in a private training room taught by myself and will be recorded for future training purposes
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 02:55 PM
Work is so slow, I think I need a second job.
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 02:56 PM
Do you work on commission?
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 03:13 PM
Do you work on commission?No I get hourly, but there is no overtime and Christmas is coming.
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 03:17 PM
No I get hourly, but there is no overtime and Christmas is coming.
What kind of second job are you looking for?
ORION
10-12-2006, 03:19 PM
What kind of second job are you looking for?
Mirror holder in a Victoria Secret dressing room
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 03:21 PM
Mirror holder in a Victoria Secret dressing roomAre there any openings?
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 03:22 PM
What kind of second job are you looking for?Really just anything season. I worked at the Disney Store a couple of years ago stocking shelves. Maybe something like that.
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 03:23 PM
Perverts.
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 03:24 PM
Maybe I could just sweep the floors at All-Stars.
batman2883
10-12-2006, 03:32 PM
i love a parade
ShoogarBear
10-12-2006, 03:32 PM
Are there any openings?
Crotchless panties come to mind.
ORION
10-12-2006, 03:37 PM
Maybe I could just sweep the floors at All-Stars.
you mean mop the floors at All-Stars
ORION
10-12-2006, 03:38 PM
i love a parade
you would you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak !
ORION
10-12-2006, 03:38 PM
I was owning people on the court last night
batman2883
10-12-2006, 03:40 PM
jason you cant even play ball
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 03:40 PM
I was owning people on the court last nightholdin it down in NB I presume.
batman2883
10-12-2006, 03:41 PM
yo brent they are hiring at metropolis for bar backs bro you should apply
batman2883
10-12-2006, 03:41 PM
holdin it down in NB I presume.
against all the retired germans
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 03:42 PM
against all the retired germansHey I resemble that remark.
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 03:43 PM
yo brent they are hiring at metropolis for bar backs bro you should applyNo experience??
What is the pay/hours?
batman2883
10-12-2006, 03:43 PM
Hey I resemble that remark.
jason is the word for priest guzzler, on the lips and hearts of all children
batman2883
10-12-2006, 03:43 PM
No experience??
What is the pay/hours?
i can find out for you and yeah most of the time its no experience required
ShoogarBear
10-12-2006, 03:44 PM
against all the retired germans
I guess he could say he was holding court like in Nuremberg . . .
batman2883
10-12-2006, 03:44 PM
nuremberg ha ha haa h
ORION
10-12-2006, 03:44 PM
holdin it down in NB I presume.
yeah. Its mixed. High school and dudes in their 20's. I'm thinking about hitting Joe Ward up on a thursday after 6pm.
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 03:44 PM
jason is the word for priest guzzler, on the lips and hearts of all childrenI am by no means retired but I am German.
Damnit when is someone going to step up so we can get a team together in a league? I want to hoop.
batman2883
10-12-2006, 03:46 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:850US6jlmW7VXM:http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/guinness_commercial.jpg JOE WARD..... BRILLIANT!!!!!
ORION
10-12-2006, 03:47 PM
jason you cant even play ball
Oh little Markie must we travel down this road again. You just wait until we have another basketball GTG. I'll make sure you guard me
batman2883
10-12-2006, 03:47 PM
I am by no means retired but I am German.
Damnit when is someone going to step up so we can get a team together in a league? I want to hoop.
JUST LET ME KNOW I ALREADY SAID IT..JASON ON THE OTHER HAND HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE ON A TEAM HE'S A DIRTY PLAY HER ELBOWS AND NEVER WINS
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 03:50 PM
JUST LET ME KNOW I ALREADY SAID IT..JASON ON THE OTHER HAND HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE ON A TEAM HE'S A DIRTY PLAY HER ELBOWS AND NEVER WINSI played with him when we had a GTG at Ward last time. He has a decent post game, but I think I was quicker than him.
ORION
10-12-2006, 03:54 PM
I played with him when we had a GTG at Ward last time. He has a decent post game, but I think I was quicker than him.
I had just finished PT for my back at that time but I've been playing at least 3 times a week since then. My legs are back and I can drop step again. Your probably still faster though because my game is not about speed.
sa_butta
10-12-2006, 03:56 PM
I had just finished PT for my back at that time but I've been playing at least 3 times a week since then. My legs are back and I can drop step again. Your probably still faster though because my game is not about speed.We are not the same style player, I like to shoot off screens, drive quickly to the basket and run toward the basket. Im sure you could kill me in the post.
ORION
10-12-2006, 03:58 PM
JUST LET ME KNOW I ALREADY SAID IT..JASON ON THE OTHER HAND HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE ON A TEAM HE'S A DIRTY PLAY HER ELBOWS AND NEVER WINS
playing for fun and playing for a prize is different. If I know I'm going to win something I turn my hats backwards and go over the top .......starring Sylvester Stallone .....rated R
ORION
10-12-2006, 04:01 PM
We are not the same style player, I like to shoot off screens, drive quickly to the basket and run toward the basket. Im sure you could kill me in the post.
I'm trying not to post up as much anymore since I got my legs back. I'd only post up because my back was messed up and I couldn't jump that high. Mark is going to be suprised when he takes his eye off me for a second and I flush it down his throat
ORION
10-12-2006, 04:03 PM
by the way when are they setting up this Spurstalk league
ORION
10-12-2006, 05:15 PM
Fluidmaster ballcock
Trainwreck2100
10-12-2006, 06:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/madballdan/BKRonald.gif
CuckingFunt
10-13-2006, 12:13 AM
Well, don't be selfish. Share.
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9180/deepthroathalfou4.jpg
ORION
10-13-2006, 08:34 AM
Shipleys .........
katyon6th
10-13-2006, 08:35 AM
I want some.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-13-2006, 08:56 AM
So my truck broke down last night...that's nice.
ORION
10-13-2006, 09:01 AM
I want some.
I bet you do. Then after that how about some donuts ?
katyon6th
10-13-2006, 09:24 AM
So my truck broke down last night...that's nice.
Need a ride somewhere?
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-13-2006, 09:26 AM
Need a ride somewhere?
I've got a vehicle I can use until about Monday, it's just that I hate when my truck breaks down and there's literally nothing I can do about it, I've just got to somehow get it to Austin.
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