Free Quattro Razor (18)

[jman3000]

im hungry.

hungry for... love.

[ORION]

im hungry.

hungry for... love.

whoa ! I'm outta here

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm out

So all of the suspicions and accusations are true then?

[ORION]

So all of the suspicions and accusations are true then?

:lol
Not that kind of out !

[CuckingFunt]

im hungry.

hungry for... love.

I thought you were going to try to get away from biting.

[ORION]

I thought you were going to try to get away from biting.

speaking of biting I need to get ready to work on my yard

[timvp]

Got damn I love myself.

[RashoFan]

Got damn I love myself.

Is that "self love??? Are you touching yourself?

[ORION]

Got damn I love myself.

Kori's Got a headache forum

[I. Hustle]

I get to do "research" all day. WOOHOO. For me that means f'n around.

[ORION]

I get to do "research" all day. WOOHOO. For me that means f'n around.

research on T&A ?

[I. Hustle]

research on T&A ?

Among other things. Mostly tracking of addresses and parcels of land and legal descriptions but yeah. Tracking & Addresses :lol

[ORION]

Among other things. Mostly tracking of addresses and parcels of land and legal descriptions but yeah. Tracking & Addresses :lol

:smchode:

[I. Hustle]

:smchode:

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[I. Hustle]

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[I. Hustle]

http://www.freesmileys.org/sigs/sigs-cute-004.gif

[peewee's lovechild]

Smells like sex in here.

[ORION]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/waffen/violent-smiley-098.gif

why is that bowling ball shooting the cow with a penis launcher?

[I. Hustle]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/chaos99/greenchair.gif

[ORION]

Smells like sex in here.

and that was the second time I got crabs

[I. Hustle]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/sfa3/vacpunch.gif

[I. Hustle]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/sfa3/jinkuhoudouken.gif

[ORION]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/sfa3/vacpunch.gif

I'm kind of like Ryu

[ORION]

Your doing resreach on the wrong shit !!!

[I. Hustle]

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[I. Hustle]

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[I. Hustle]

Your doing resreach on the wrong shit !!!

They gave me all day to do it and it should only take me about 2 hours. Plus in the afternoon I am going to train somebody on how to do my job. I hope you all are ready for a new addition.

[mrsmaalox]

They gave me all day to do it and it should only take me about 2 hours. Plus in the afternoon I am going to train somebody on how to do my job. I hope you all are ready for a new addition.

Are you being replaced?

[I. Hustle]

Are you being replaced?

LOL no. They freak out about my job. I am just taking on more responsibility and as of right now I have no back up. So when I go on PTO the week after next they will have no idea what to do. It's alot of work but I multitask and procrastinate so I make it look easy.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ektzyf.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

LOL no. They freak out about my job. I am just taking on more responsibility and as of right now I have no back up. So when I go on PTO the week after next they will have no idea what to do. It's alot of work but I multitask and procrastinate so I make it look easy.

Hmm, for some odd reason procrastination doesn't work in such a positive way for me!

[I. Hustle]

Hmm, for some odd reason procrastination doesn't work in such a positive way for me!

Does for me. What I do is mess around on here and just LOOK busy and let my work pile up. Then after a while I will stack papers and documents up all around me and make it look like I am busting ass. Then I breezse through all my work and the whole time it looks like I am super busy. Plust just keeping the headset for my phone on makes it look like I am answering calls.

It's all perception

[CuckingFunt]

I don't care.

[I. Hustle]

I don't care.

cool

For you I have a question.

Should I wear my shirt up?

Or down?

Up?

Or down?

Or possibly...


tucked in?

[ORION]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ektzyf.jpg

:lol:lol
that part was fucking hilarious

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ektzyf.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Ripping it up with a knife and stabbing it was just too funny.

[CuckingFunt]

One of these days, I should probably watch that show.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I want to learn to play banjo.

[ashbeeigh]

Come and do some taxes for me then Hustle. They aren't hard. 10 minutes on each one, tops.

[I. Hustle]

Come and do some taxes for me then Hustle. They aren't hard. 10 minutes on each one, tops.

Only if i get compensated ;)

[RashoFan]

and that was the second time I got crabs

:clap
:tu

[ORION]

we have a department celebration today... I do not like the people I work with so it should be fun. I plan on acting like a dick head because I can't pretend to like someone I don't

[Master Shake]

i never had one, and that drives you crazy doesnt it!!

[ORION]

i never had one, and that drives you crazy doesnt it!!

Shake I'm your biggest fan ! I live by the motto " What would Shake Do"
I do however have a couple of pending court case because of this but never the less it gets me through the day

[I. Hustle]

we have a department celebration today... I do not like the people I work with so it should be fun. I plan on acting like a dick head because I can't pretend to like someone I don't

What are y'all doing?

We have one in April for fiesta and every dept. has a theme. The one I am looking forward to is the pinewood derby they have. Last year mine was slow but I won for most original design. This year I want to figure out how to make it fast so I can make another badass looking one that will smoke the others.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You can't pause toast.

[ORION]

What are y'all doing?

We have one in April for fiesta and every dept. has a theme. The one I am looking forward to is the pinewood derby they have. Last year mine was slow but I won for most original design. This year I want to figure out how to make it fast so I can make another badass looking one that will smoke the others.

We are going to a a large bar and What the Fuck are You talking about?

[I. Hustle]

We are going to a a large bar and What the Fuck are You talking about?

:lol :lmao

[I. Hustle]

the pinewood derby... you know race cars :lol

[IronMexican]

Hustle wishes he could have my eye brows.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm gonna break your teeth, your glasses or somethin'...

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[ORION]

the pinewood derby... you know race cars :lol

are you serious? you have that at work?

[I. Hustle]

Hustle wishes he could have my eye brows.

:lol Look how much bigger your eyebrows are compared to mine.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/hairy_man_copy.jpg

lol you loser

[I. Hustle]

are you serious? you have that at work?

:lol yeah. They have a huge track
http://www.derbymagic.com/sitebuilder/images/DSCF4637_A-744x765.jpg

[ORION]

:lol yeah. They have a huge track
http://www.derbymagic.com/sitebuilder/images/DSCF4637_A-744x765.jpg

man it must be hard to get up that incline. How do you build a wood engine?

[ORION]

:lol Look how much bigger your eyebrows are compared to mine.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/hairy_man_copy.jpg

lol you loser

what is uglier the hairy beast or the couch

[mrsmaalox]

Oh man, Pinewood Derby is sooo much fun!! A couple of years ago we entered our whole family and we each made our own. My youngest son's car was badass and got 2nd place. My car was pretty badass too and I won the prize for "Best Use of the Color Yellow"!! :lmao

[I. Hustle]

man it must be hard to get up that incline. How do you build a wood engine?

I strap mine to a cat.

[I. Hustle]

We have pictures here at work on our share drive. I wish I could figure out how to post them on here.

[IronMexican]

Getting laid tonight. I can't wait.

[mrsmaalox]

We have pictures here at work on our share drive. I wish I could figure out how to post them on here.

Just host it somewhere, then do the thing

[Trainwreck2100]

Getting laid tonight. I can't wait.

have you double checked the laidness

[mrsmaalox]

Just host it somewhere, then do the thing

Why is my post all jacked like that?

[I. Hustle]

Getting laid tonight. I can't wait.

http://emperorsrage.net/nerd.not.laid.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Why is my post all jacked like that?

like how?

[IronMexican]

^What does that even mean? It's been like 3 weeks, though. So yeah, I am like really excited.

[mrsmaalox]

Aha! Now I know. Anyway, I.H., you know what I mean by "that thing" right?

[jman3000]

I'm going to play video games all day after I get out of school then I'm gonna get ass once my lady friend gets out of work. Perfect day.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm going to play video games all day after I get out of school then I'm gonna get ass once my lady friend gets out of work. Perfect day.

I'm gonna play video games all day too, when i get back from the gym. :tu




:depressed

[ORION]

I strap mine to a cat.

that would be pretty funny if you were being pulled by 8 cats

[jman3000]

I have another test for the academy coming up... it's like they need to test you 10000 times for this shit. Bleh.

[jman3000]

I'm gonna play video games all day too, when i get back from the gym. :tu




:depressed

We should play... do you own Bad Company or did you rent it?

I'm good at CoD4... but an achievement for Bad Company is to get 10002 kills online and I'd rather work on that :lol

[jman3000]

TW... I know a girl who just had a baby a couple months ago and hasn't been laid since the conception. As long as you have a penis I'm pretty sure she'd be down. You should go for it.

[IronMexican]

As long as you have a penis

That's where the problem begins and ends.

[I. Hustle]

Aha! Now I know. Anyway, I.H., you know what I mean by "that thing" right?

post it, right?

[I. Hustle]

that would be pretty funny if you were being pulled by 8 cats

you know they are just little wooden cars right and not soapbox cars that kids fit in?

[I. Hustle]

We have a temp here at work that I thought looked like a stripper for some reason. Then today she comes in wearing fishnet stockings. I have to be right... right? She's got that nice body but used up face. Like she spent one too many nights in a smokey place.

damn I think I just wrote a song. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

We have a temp here at work that I thought looked like a stripper for some reason. Then today she comes in wearing fishnet stockings. I have to be right... right? She's got that nice body but used up face. Like she spent one too many nights in a smokey place.

damn I think I just wrote a song. :lol

Send me a pic of her titties and tell you if she's a stripper.

[I. Hustle]

Send me a pic of her titties and tell you if she's a stripper.

She is thin and wears tight shirts. They look a bit big for her frame. Not huge just big.

[jman3000]

She's just a whore... not a stripper. There is a fine line.

[peewee's lovechild]

She is thin and wears tight shirts. They look a bit big for her frame. Not huge just big.

I'll make the decision when you send me a pic.

[ORION]

you know they are just little wooden cars right and not soapbox cars that kids fit in?

I don't care what it is. If 8 cats are pulling it it's funny

[ORION]

I'll make the decision when you send me a pic.

you send some pictures

[I. Hustle]

I don't care what it is. If 8 cats are pulling it it's funny

Yeah that would be funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

you send some pictures

If I take pictures of students, and I wish I could (believe me), I'll get fired and sued.

So, I don't think so.

[ORION]

Yeah that would be funny.

I should make a commercial. a guy's car breaks down and he goes to his trunk and there are 8 cats in cages and 8 harnesses. Then the next scene is the car flying down the road with the cats hooked up and towing the car

[ORION]

If I take pictures of students, and I wish I could (believe me), I'll get fired and sued.

So, I don't think so.

what !? What !?

[I. Hustle]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard




I kind of get those lyrics and kind of don't. What yard is she talking about? And milkshake means b00bs right? So does that mean she is lactating?

[CuckingFunt]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard




I kind of get those lyrics and kind of don't. What yard is she talking about? And milkshake means b00bs right? So does that mean she is lactating?

Actually, the direct translation is:

"I need an incomprehensible hook that will get stuck in people's heads for days."

[RashoFan]

I <3 Facebook...

[Trainwreck2100]

I <3 alcohol, i don't know why i gave it up. Actually i do (sorry Ellises) but dammit if i'm not buzzin like a motherfucker

[IronMexican]

What a shitty night. I found out my girlfriend got pregant by her previius boyfriend before I got with her. Then she wants to stay together. She's such an idiot.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

She's still preggo and wants to stay with you or has she already used the coat hanger?

ION, the biscuits and gravy I had for breakfast were delicious.

[peewee's lovechild]

What a shitty night. I found out my girlfriend got pregant by her previius boyfriend before I got with her. Then she wants to stay together. She's such an idiot.

Was her name Maria or Guadalupe?

[peewee's lovechild]

ION, the biscuits and gravy I had for breakfast were delicious.


Now I feel like going to Cracker Barrel to get me some biscuits and gravy.

[IronMexican]

Coat hanger? I told if she wanted an abortion and got really pissed at me. Needless to say, I broke up with her. I guess its good she was pregnant before I ended up getting her pregnant.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Was her name Maria or Guadalupe?

Can't it be both?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What a shitty night. I found out my girlfriend got pregant by her previius boyfriend before I got with her. Then she wants to stay together. She's such an idiot.


I've been stressing what to get my girl for Valentines day


Falcon punch.

See. You should have listened to me.

[CuckingFunt]

ION, the biscuits and gravy I had for breakfast were delicious.

Biscuits and gravy would be heavenly this morning, but I don't have the energy to go out to breakfast or to make them myself.

[PakiDan]

Biscuits and gravy would be heavenly this morning, but I don't have the energy to go out to breakfast or to make them myself.

This one is WAY TOO EASY. I'll leave it to someone else.

[mrsmaalox]

I miss the Sopranos; best tv show ever :cry

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[Trainwreck2100]

Coat hanger? I told if she wanted an abortion and got really pissed at me. Needless to say, I broke up with her. I guess its good she was pregnant before I ended up getting her pregnant.

you could have hit that shit up worry free for a couple of months and dumped her ass when she got too fat, use your brain man

[IronMexican]

Nah, brah. I was just done with her. I was pissed when she told me and I was going to seriously hurt something if I wasn't in a good mood before that. I just told her good luck and that I always got love for her. She said she wants to stay friends. Which pretty much means I could probably hit it whenever.

[ORION]

you could have hit that shit up worry free for a couple of months and dumped her ass when she got too fat, use your brain man

speaking from experience ?

[mrsmaalox]

Nah, brah. I was just done with her. I was pissed when she told me and I was going to seriously hurt something if I wasn't in a good mood before that. I just told her good luck and that I always got love for her. She said she wants to stay friends. Which pretty much means I could probably hit it whenever.

But why would you even want to hit it again?! I just don't understand the depths you guys will sink to get some. :dizzy

[mrsmaalox]

Orion, I was hopelessly lost in your work neighborhood on Saturday!

[IronMexican]

The better question is why wouldn't you want to hit it. Before she gets fat(5-6 months in?), she has the fattest ass and nice titties. I really liked her. I was with her 2 years ago before she moved to Mexico, then she moved, then she came back recently. The whole 2 year period, there was never a doubt in my mind I was going to be with her when she got back. But this shit happens.

[mrsmaalox]

Marini, I was in your neighborhood yesterday, but I wasn't lost :)

[ORION]

Orion, I was hopelessly lost in your work neighborhood on Saturday!

how did you get lost?

[Trainwreck2100]

speaking from experience ?

Just cause i ain't ever used game doesn't mean i don't know how it works.

[ORION]

Just cause i ain't ever used game doesn't mean i don't know how it works.

I've never had sex with a Buffalo but I kind of know how that works

[Trainwreck2100]

I've never had sex with a Buffalo but I kind of know how that works

What you mean you ain't had sex with a buffalo wasn't it last week that you said "every man has had sex with a fat chick"

[ORION]

What you mean you ain't had sex with a buffalo wasn't it last week that you said "every man has had sex with a fat chick"

I never said that ! Maybe sex with an ugly chick but not fat

[mrsmaalox]

how did you get lost?

I was looking for OakRun Middle School. Google maps led me to a dead end, and the place is so new my car's GPS couldn't find it! Reagan's freshman team played New Braunfels HS, but they had to change the game's location. I think my son would kill himself if he had to be on a team called the Unicorns!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

I never said that ! Maybe sex with an ugly chick but not fat

So instead of buffalo you've banged hyena?

[ORION]

I was looking for OakRun Middle School. Google maps led me to a dead end, and the place is so new my car's GPS couldn't find it! Reagan's freshman team played New Braunfels HS, but they had to change the game's location. I think my son would kill himself if he had to be on a team called the Unicorns!!!

I can throw a rock and hit oak run middle school from my desk. Yeah and the unicorns are gay, Good thing I'm from SA

[ORION]

So instead of buffalo you've banged hyena?

she was more like a Tucan.

[Blake]

Biscuits and gravy would be heavenly this morning, but I don't have the energy to go out to breakfast or to make them myself.

biscuits and gravy!

I'm gonna hit whataburger tomorrow morning for some of those bad boys.

[CuckingFunt]

biscuits and gravy!

I'm gonna hit whataburger tomorrow morning for some of those bad boys.

Biscuits and gravy from a fast food joint? Something about that just doesn't sound right.

[ORION]

Biscuits and gravy from a fast food joint? Something about that just doesn't sound right.

with some grits

[Blake]

Biscuits and gravy from a fast food joint? Something about that just doesn't sound right.

All I can tell you is that at 3am, those b&g's taste like a gift from God himself.

[mrsmaalox]

with some grits

Joke right? Because I loooove grits and I will kick myself if some place has been serving them all this time and I didn't know!! But I can't stomach biscuits and gravy; biscuits are okay but I don't do any kind of gravy

[IronMexican]

I went to subway and found out all subs are 5 bucks. I got it for 5.41 total. It was tight.

[CuckingFunt]

So... who wants to write a paper for me? I can't stop procrastinating.

[ORION]

So... who wants to write a paper for me? I can't stop procrastinating.

how much? I know a lot about Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Can I write about that?

[CuckingFunt]

how much? I know a lot about Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Can I write about that?

Sadly, no.

I'm writing a (relatively short) paper on this:

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6039/manrayheuredelobservatomh8.jpg

[ORION]

Sadly, no.

I'm writing a (relatively short) paper on this:

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6039/manrayheuredelobservatomh8.jpg

Holy Crap! You need a story on a flying Vagina?!? I have like 3 stories about flying vaginas!

[CuckingFunt]

Holy Crap! You need a story on a flying Vagina?!? I have like 3 stories about flying vaginas!

It's not a vagina.

And it's an art history paper, not creative writing.

[ORION]

It's not a vagina.

And it's an art history paper, not creative writing.

That is a side ways picture of a vag with swollen labia

[CuckingFunt]

That is a side ways picture of a vag with swollen labia

It's the artist's ex-girlfriend's mouth, actually. And it is also intended to represent two people having sex. Sexual, yes. Vag, no.

[IronMexican]

Now I know how it looks when a girl is mouth fucking me.

[EricB]

What is the name of the piece Cucking?

[EricB]

It's the artist's ex-girlfriend's mouth, actually. And it is also intended to represent two people having sex. Sexual, yes. Vag, no.


I'm a total retard apparently.

I didn't see that.

I saw it as more of a person's lips free to wander, or free to find someone else.

Hence the lips flying or "free"

[CuckingFunt]

Now I know how it looks when a girl is mouth fucking me.

That's not at all what it looks like, unless she's got a really fucked up technique.

[ORION]

I'm a total retard apparently.

I didn't see that.

I saw it as more of a person's lips free to wander, or free to find someone else.

Hence the lips flying or "free"

flying snooch

[CuckingFunt]

What is the name of the piece Cucking?

"Observatory Time - The Lovers," Man Ray, 1934


I'm a total retard apparently.

I didn't see that.

I saw it as more of a person's lips free to wander, or free to find someone else.

Hence the lips flying or "free"

Man Ray painted it after he split from Lee Miller (the lips) and they fact that they're floating in the sky is representative of the fact that she, as well as the sex act, are out of reach. There's a lot more to it than that, since there always is in Dada and Surrealism, but that's the gist.

[IronMexican]

Girls really stress me out. Idk why she would ask me what she should do if the moment I tell her, she flips out. It's my opinion, and you asked for it. What kind of girl has a kid at 15?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Joke right? Because I loooove grits and I will kick myself if some place has been serving them all this time and I didn't know!! But I can't stomach biscuits and gravy; biscuits are okay but I don't do any kind of gravy
biscuits and gravy.
baked water and flour
and
watery heated flour

makes me scratch my head, but it's damn good.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to paint a turd with clouds and hills in the background.

I'll call it "Bowels released to the sound of fresh country air".

It will be a masterpiece.

[jman3000]

I aced art modern art history.

I"l right you're papar.

[jman3000]

I can't stand going to the rodeo at night. How many 5'4" Mexicans can possibly own shirts with Benjamin Franklin wearing a bandanna around his mouth?

It has to be in the 1000's.

Hopefully I don't have to go this year.

[ORION]

I can't stand going to the rodeo at night. How many 5'4" Mexicans can possibly own shirts with Benjamin Franklin wearing a bandanna around his mouth?

It has to be in the 1000's.

Hopefully I don't have to go this year.

They sell those at Wal-Mart

[CuckingFunt]

I'm fucking freezing.

I have learned that my apartment is only ever at a comfortable temperature when the girl downstairs is home and has her heater on. I need to find a way to convince her to be a shut in.

[ATRAIN]

I'm fucking freezing.

I have learned that my apartment is only ever at a comfortable temperature when the girl downstairs is home and has her heater on. I need to find a way to convince her to be a shut in.

Bake her a pie to leave her heater on.

[CuckingFunt]

Bake her a pie to leave her heater on.

If I was willing to bake, I wouldn't need her heater on. I reckon my oven would do a pretty good job of keeping my apartment warm.

[IronMexican]

I'm fucking freezing.

I have learned that my apartment is only ever at a comfortable temperature when the girl downstairs is home and has her heater on. I need to find a way to convince her to be a shut in.

You live in LA? It's a lot warmer than yesterday. Idk about the weekend, since I was in Riverside. But it was fucking freezing there.

[CuckingFunt]

You live in LA? It's a lot warmer than yesterday. Idk about the weekend, since I was in Riverside. But it was fucking freezing there.

I don't live in LA. Grew up there, but currently live up in Humboldt County. It's cold and rainy here today.

[ashbeeigh]

So, I have made a habit of driving on the upper level of 10 the past few weeks. I have never done this...but now when I drive on the lower level I feel all squimy on the lower level with only two lanes.... As I am driving past the Culebra and Bandera exit I notice an enourmous Adam and Eve billboard. It is awesome. just fyi for anyone site seeing in SA.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Where the fuck is ORION?

[ATRAIN]

Where the fuck is ORION?

Drooling over his co-workers im sure

[mrsmaalox]

Okay. Someone explain this. I don't do any of this social networking stuff so now that it's on here I want to know. Do I ask people to be my friend or do I ask them if I can be their friend? Is there an advantage to having friend status? Is it really just a contest to accumulate as many friends as possible just for the hell of it?

[CuckingFunt]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

[ATRAIN]

Okay. Someone explain this. I don't do any of this social networking stuff so now that it's on here I want to know. Do I ask people to be my friend or do I ask them if I can be their friend? Is there an advantage to having friend status? Is it really just a contest to accumulate as many friends as possible just for the hell of it?

cunt

[IronMexican]

Just add people you know, and be aware of people you add. I hide my friends and comments(Even though it's simple to look at them) so no one gets too much into my information. I've had people i barely know add my other friends, and they've never even met.

[ATRAIN]

Just add people you know, and be aware of people you add. I hide my friends and comments(Even though it's simple to look at them) so no one gets too much into my information. I've had people i barely know add my other friends, and they've never even met.

She is talking about the social networking here at spurstalk since the upgrade lol.

[IronMexican]

Rofl. Who knows how that stuff works? I thought you were getting a myspace or something to spy on you're daughter.

[CuckingFunt]

She is talking about the social networking here at spurstalk since the upgrade lol.

The new upgrade took away our ability to be stalkers -- profile pages show who has been looking at your profile.

We can also get super competitive over who's got the most profile views.

[mrsmaalox]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

Not seriously at all. I keep getting all these "friendship" requests and I just want to know what to do with them, that's all. Yea I'm the serious one :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

The new upgrade took away our ability to be stalkers -- profile pages show who has been looking at your profile.

We can also get super competitive over who's got the most profile views.

thats an easy work around if you want to stalk anyone lol. I have several friends. Funt would you be my friend :).

[IronMexican]

I haven't gotten any. Does that mean everyone hates me?

[CuckingFunt]

Not seriously at all. I keep getting all these "friendship" requests and I just want to know what to do with them, that's all. Yea I'm the serious one :rolleyes

If you want to know what to do with them, you're even dumber than anyone here has accused: either accept them, or don't. You just want to brag about having received them.

[CuckingFunt]

thats an easy work around if you want to stalk anyone lol. I have several friends. Funt would you be my friend :).

Sure. I'll be your friend.

[ATRAIN]

Not seriously at all. I keep getting all these "friendship" requests and I just want to know what to do with them, that's all. Yea I'm the serious one :rolleyes

Thats because your a whore and all these hornballs want to bang you. Your the skank in high school that everyone fucked but laughs at and the hot poular chicks look at you with disgust.

[mrsmaalox]

If you want to know what to do with them, you're even dumber than anyone here has accused: either accept them, or don't. You just want to brag about having received them.

I was waiting for that! Right on cue :lmao




*see? I told you ;)

[CuckingFunt]

I was waiting for that! Right on cue :lmao




*see? I told you ;)

Oh, pepcid, you're so clever. Baiting me to a specific response...



after I'd already laid the trap with the "way too seriously" remark.

So fucking clever.

[ATRAIN]

Oh, pepcid, you're so clever. Baiting me to a specific response...



after I'd already laid the trap with the "way too seriously" remark.

So fucking clever.

So I take it Pepcid wont be sending you a friend request?

[CuckingFunt]

So I take it Pepcid wont be sending you a friend request?

I doubt it.

She'd probably give me negative rep points, if she could.

[CuckingFunt]

There are so many errands I need to run today, but it is raining cats and dogs. I don't want to go anywhere.

[ATRAIN]

I doubt it.

She'd probably give me negative rep points, if she could.

LOL we should have that option. I would be negative im sure of it.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Funt, Cake is going to play Stubbs, you should fly down for the show. Stubbs is a must go to venue.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL we should have that option. I would be negative im sure of it.

I would want to be negative.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Funt, Cake is going to play Stubbs, you should fly down for the show. Stubbs is a must go to venue.

I'm too broke and too busy, but Cake is amazing live. At least, they were -- I haven't seen them in years, and there have been a lot of personnel changes since then.

[ATRAIN]

I'm too broke and too busy, but Cake is amazing live. At least, they were -- I haven't seen them in years, and there have been a lot of personnel changes since then.

Yeah I have only seen them once about 7 years ago. Its in a few months, I still think you should come.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh, pepcid, you're so clever. Baiting me to a specific response...



after I'd already laid the trap with the "way too seriously" remark.

So fucking clever.

Oh no!!! You mean you tricked me first??? :bang
Damn you are smart, must be taking lessons from ATRAIN or vice versa.
My world is crumbling, why, why will I never be as clever as you?? :cry

Really I shouldn't take this place so seriously, I'll never be happy :(


But wait, maybe there's hope. It wasn't for a specific response; it was for the same old day in, day out boring unoriginal response (wow you must really be taking lessons from ATARD). Does that count?! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Oh no!!! You mean you tricked me first??? :bang
Damn you are smart, must be taking lessons from ATRAIN or vice versa.
My world is crumbling, why, why will I never be as clever as you?? :cry

Really I shouldn't take this place so seriously, I'll never be happy :(

Watch out Funt she is going to run and tell Viva on you.

[mrsmaalox]

Thats because your a whore and all these hornballs want to bang you. Your the skank in high school that everyone fucked but laughs at and the hot poular chicks look at you with disgust.

Well we know that's not true because you would have gotten some when you asked last year.

[ATRAIN]

Well we know that's not true because you would have gotten some when you asked last year.

HA when I ASKED hahaha, it was more like when YOU were begging me!!

[florige]

The new upgrade took away our ability to be stalkers -- profile pages show who has been looking at your profile.

We can also get super competitive over who's got the most profile views.



I know! That sucks! What also sucks is that I'm nobody's friend yet....:depressed Not even one request.....:depressed

[mrsmaalox]

I know! That sucks! What also sucks is that I'm nobody's friend yet....:depressed Not even one request.....:depressed

Flo you are a reasonable person, so can you tell me what is the benefit of these friendships? It's nothing special like you get only emails or pms from them or whatever?

[florige]

Flo you are a reasonable person, so can you tell me what is the benefit of these friendships? It's nothing special like you get only emails or pms from them or whatever?




Yeah you are right. Myspace and facebook you have to be someones friend in order to see people pages. Actually the Baltimore Sun newspaper board I am on is setup identical to this. I guess its just one of those things...:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah you are right. Myspace and facebook you have to be someones friend in order to see people pages. Actually the Baltimore Sun newspaper board I am on is setup identical to this. I guess its just one of those things...:lol

So it's just for the hell of it, no different than the friends list we had before. Got it. Thanks. I knew someone here would be able to answer an honest question without an added sprinkle of snark! :)

[ORION]

are we ready for more texas hold em ?

[mrsmaalox]

are we ready for more texas hold em ?

I haven't even gone there today. I wonder if I'm still on the biggest loser list? :(

[CuckingFunt]

I padded my vBookie a bit with Blackjack this morning, but then realized that homework would be more productive.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The new upgrade took away our ability to be stalkers

No it didn't. If your main browser is Firefox, then fire up IE. If your main browser is IE, then fire up Firefox. Of course you don't want to sign in on the other browser.

[RashoFan]

How was everyone's Valentine's Day?
I went to work, I went home, I watched AS and drank chocolate milk.

[ashbeeigh]

How was everyone's Valentine's Day?
I went to work, I went home, I watched AS and drank chocolate milk.

Went to work, went cat shopping (I've needed a new buddy since mine past away a few months ago). Adopted a little one...watched the AS night stuff, ate some cookies, took a shower...got ready for bed.

[florige]

Went to work, went cat shopping (I've needed a new buddy since mine past away a few months ago). Adopted a little one...watched the AS night stuff, ate some cookies, took a shower...got ready for bed.


Ash it is only 10 o clock there. Why are you not going out to party and spend some of that tax money?

[RashoFan]

I am watching SNL...:lol @ Sir-Mix-Alot's Photo Shop skit....
"two for one special...ugh, double up ugh ugh"

[florige]

dammit why did they have to add a blackjack game. I have to go to work tonight, yet I can't stop playing....

[florige]

I padded my vBookie a bit with Blackjack this morning, but then realized that homework would be more productive.



I still won more than you!

[ashbeeigh]

I am watching SNL...:lol @ Sir-Mix-Alot's Photo Shop skit....
"two for one special...ugh, double up ugh ugh"

:lmao at Seth Myers "for everyone watching tonight..better luck next year..."

Oh and new cat pic... http://twitpic.com/1i23l

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

New Aqua Teens starting 3/29!

[Trainwreck2100]

I GOT MY TETRIS BACK MOTHERFUCKA!!!!!!!!

coulda gotten more but my arm started hurting

[CuckingFunt]

New Aqua Teens starting 3/29!

Yay!!

Hopefully the season lasts more than nine episodes this time.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yay!!

Hopefully the season lasts more than nine episodes this time.

That was rather puzzling, wasn't it?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Do people really watch that Tim & Eric show?

[samikeyp]

Trainwreck...your sig is awesome! :tu

[IronMexican]

I can't see his sig since I have them turned off. I usually clicked on their profile to view the sig, but I can't even do that.

[CuckingFunt]

Do people really watch that Tim & Eric show?

I know a couple of people who do, actually, but I've yet to hear a sufficient reason as to why. I don't think that show has ever made me so much as chuckle.

[RashoFan]

Normally, I would be in a pissy mood because somebody texted me at 6:45 this morning, but since the guy is in Georgia and they are an hour ahead + he is f'ing cute...I shall not be pissed. I started the day off with a smile.

[RashoFan]

Now I am definately a Ford driving girl...Chevy commercial dissed a President that I am related to(waaaaaayyy down the line, but related) on their "President's Day sales event.
:flipoff CHEVY

[CuckingFunt]

"The Simpsons" finally started broadcasting in HD tonight. It's pretty. New titles are good, too.

[The Sun]

Mornin'.

[ORION]

New Aqua Teens starting 3/29!

Holy Shit !!!
I need to put this in my calendar. I wonder if they are going to air those never before seen episodes on the season 6 DVD

[josh0414]

Aqua teen is the shit!

[jman3000]

Fuck Valentines. They make you feel like you're evil if you don't pay $40 bucks for a dozen roses. It's not fucking x-mas, I don't have to spend an arm and a leg 10 times a year to let somebody know I appreciate them. They should know I appreciate them by the fact I spend so much time with them.

[to21]

Fuck. Valentine's. Day.

I'd rather give them the fucking $40 dollars in cash instead on some stupid flowers.

[jman3000]

The girl I'm seeing made me brownies and chocolate chip cookies... probably cost her 8 bucks. That's how it should be for everyone. Add that to the great sex we had... and it was a very non-exploitive Valentine's Day.

[ashbeeigh]

Valentine's was awesome. I spent $50 on a cat. I'm officially an old cat lady.

"Better luck next year..." Seth Meyers.

[jman3000]

Valentine's was awesome. I spent $50 on a cat. I'm officially an old cat lady.

"Better luck next year..." Seth Meyers.

We both got pussy.

teehee.

puns are fun.

[samikeyp]

We both got pussy.

teehee.

puns are fun.

You got a cat too? :lol

[jman3000]

If I got a cat it wouldn't be a pun would it?

[Silver21_Black20]

Valentine's was awesome. I spent $50 on a cat. I'm officially an old cat lady.

"Better luck next year..." Seth Meyers.

Congrats on the new cat. We just recently got a new puppy.

[ORION]

Aqua teen is the shit!

you are wise josh0414 ...:wakeup

[Silver21_Black20]

I GOT MY TETRIS BACK MOTHERFUCKA!!!!!!!!

coulda gotten more but my arm started hurting

Bastard! How the hell? I can't get past 13th. Ugh!

[ashbeeigh]

Congrats on the new cat. We just recently got a new puppy.

Aww how great! I know Steven was missing Guido. :( I was missing my Sassy.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I was and this little dog kicks all kinds of ass. Except the little bastards loves to bite.

[CuckingFunt]

Holy Shit !!!
I need to put this in my calendar. I wonder if they are going to air those never before seen episodes on the season 6 DVD

According to Wikipedia (so who knows if it's accurate), this season is going to be the four episodes from the DVD + five new ones. I don't know what's with the short seasons, especially if it's done in order to make room for crap like Superjail and Tim & Eric.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Tim and Eric is just absolutely horrible. Fucking horrible.

[peewee's lovechild]

According to Wikipedia (so who knows if it's accurate), this season is going to be the four episodes from the DVD + five new ones. I don't know what's with the short seasons, especially if it's done in order to make room for crap like Superjail and Tim & Eric.

I gave Superjail a try and it's incredibly stupid.

Tim & Eric I just don't get. I keep thinking that I'm the only person in America who doesn't get the humor in their shit.

[ashbeeigh]

I was and this little dog kicks all kinds of ass. Except the little bastards loves to bite.

:lol Looks like we found some winners. The cat kneads like nobody's fucking business. it takes her 10 minutes to find a good spot, she stays there for two, and then kneads for another 10 minutes. What kind of dog did you all get?

[Silver21_Black20]

I was and this little dog kicks all kinds of ass. Except the little bastards loves to bite.

He is a total mommas boy. He is adorable. Except this morning when he was lying on the couch with me and he bit my boob. Ouch!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

According to Wikipedia (so who knows if it's accurate), this season is going to be the four episodes from the DVD + five new ones. I don't know what's with the short seasons, especially if it's done in order to make room for crap like Superjail and Tim & Eric.

Superjail is far from the best show on Adult Swim, but the over the top levels of graphic violence and full on gore make it somewhat tolerable.
And I hate those goddamn twins!

[CuckingFunt]

I would love to get a dog someday, but it's probably going to be a loooooong time before I'm settled enough to deal with one.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol Looks like we found some winners. The cat kneads like nobody's fucking business. it takes her 10 minutes to find a good spot, she stays there for two, and then kneads for another 10 minutes. What kind of dog did you all get?

He's a Boxer mix. I posted a pic of him in the random pics thread.

[CuckingFunt]

Superjail is far from the best show on Adult Swim, but the over the top levels of graphic violence and full on gore make it somewhat tolerable.
And I hate those goddamn twins!

I've watched that show three times and have yet to figure out what the fuck is going on.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I've watched that show three times and have yet to figure out what the fuck is going on.

Don't feel bad: I watched the entire season and I still can't figure out what the fuck is going on.

[ashbeeigh]

He's a Boxer mix. I posted a pic of him in the random pics thread.

What a cutie pie! I will have to post a pic of my new one in a bit, in the random pics thread.

[angel_luv]

What a cutie pie! I will have to post a pic of my new one in a bit, in the random pics thread.

Congrats on your cat! :)

[to21]

^ Yeah congrats on your cat, did you shave it?

[to21]

Do you play with your cat?

[ashbeeigh]

^ Yeah congrats on your cat, did you shave it?

Don't be gross.

[to21]

Don't be gross.I'm kidding...

[ATRAIN]

OK i need some ideas. I own Ash's sig from a bet SHE proposed. So what do you guys think?

[ORION]

According to Wikipedia (so who knows if it's accurate), this season is going to be the four episodes from the DVD + five new ones. I don't know what's with the short seasons, especially if it's done in order to make room for crap like Superjail and Tim & Eric.

well Shake being a black guy is pretty funny especially since he is hanging with Boxy Brown

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit I'm freezing to death!!!

[RashoFan]

I get a day off during the week and it is drizzly outside...:(

[angel_luv]

I get a day off during the week and it is drizzly outside...:(

Great day to watch movies, eat popcorn, and drink hot chocolate. :)

[RashoFan]

...i took a nap, and have an appt. then i'll watch movies and nap some more....:)

[ORION]

ATRAIN Where did your money go ?

[mrsmaalox]

ATRAIN Where did your money go ?

:huh Lap dances?

[RashoFan]

There is no room for softness...
...not in Sparta.
No place for weakness.
Only the hard and strong may call themselves Spartans.
Only the hard. Only the strong.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

What about whose shaved cat? I want pics...

[CuckingFunt]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6224/shavedcat2ko5.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I was imagining something more vagina-ey

[CuckingFunt]

I was imagining something more vagina-ey

Sorry. I don't have any such pictures handy. I'm not a big fan of the fully shaved vagina area.

[z0sa]

cats are :rollin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

'tis easier to munch on.

Or So I hear.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is this thing finally done?