Oh Shit!!! (3)

[H.A.L.]

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[jman3000]

No it's not.

I just hate the bullshit you guys do at the end to get to the next thread.

It's stupid.

I've never done this before ... hell i had 200 posts just a couple of weeks ago.

[NASpurs]

:lmao

She still got it. We can never win.

[Das Texan]

fucking H.A.L.

[Melmart1]

Well, the form I was sent by the company is semi-formatted, it was a matter of kind matching things up for the additional research I have to do. Now it's pie since I figured it out. And I am ashamed to say it was fairly easy, I should have figured it out sooner :depressed

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

H.A.L. just wants to be the FIRST poster in every thread that goes over 4K.
What a glory whore.

[NASpurs]

This fucking cough will not go away damnit! :pctoss

[Kori Ellis]

This fucking cough will not go away damnit! :pctoss

You have bronchitis. Go to the doctor.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

This fucking cough will not go away damnit! :pctoss

Or lay off the cigs.

[NASpurs]

You have bronchitis. Go to the doctor.You continue to wheeze and cough for more than 2 weeks, especially at night or when you are active.

---------------------------

Damn you're right. I only cough at night or when I'm exercising. Shit

Is it really serious if I ignore it? I think I have a pretty strong immune system.

[NASpurs]

Or lay off the cigs.haha I don't drink or smoke... my body is pretty much pure from all that crap

[Kori Ellis]

It will turn into pneumonia and you will eventually die if you ignore it.

Go to the doctor.

[NASpurs]

Geez talk about a downer. Oh well.. I'll see what happens. I doubt I'll die. I've had this before like 4 years ago and coughed for like a few months and didn't die.

I think we should vbookie this.

[Kori Ellis]

:)

I don't think you'll die either. I was trying to scare you. But eventually bronchitis can become pneumonia so you should be careful.

[timvp]

I've retired from going to the doctor.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I ordered compact discs.
I feel better now.
Goddamn AZ state tax is more than L.A. county tax!

[KEDA]

please for the love of God


make this thread better then numero dos!


that fucking sucked.

[SpursWoman]

I hate formulas in excel as well. But LJ rules at formatting it.


I don't know how anyone did accounting before Excel. 95% of my job is in it ... I rock that shit, too. :tu

[SpursWoman]

I think all the grass, trees, plants and flowers on my 24,390 sqft lot had one gigantic orgasm.

Rain rules.

[ShoogarBear]

Has SilBlack finished growing? Do you think she'll hit 7'? Or just top out at 6'11"?

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe we should try to get her a date with Rasho or Yao Ming.

[2Blonde]

Last night when you guys were talking about dying your hair magenta, I was in the middle of dying my daughter's hot pink. She talked me into doing the underneath layer. After reading your posts I was scared as shit I was gonna fry her hair. But it turned out okay. :lol

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5648/hairshot9fd.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Hot naked chicks rock even more than Excel formatting.

[KEDA]

you gotdamn right SHOOG

Shoog is the Miss Cleo of the Oh Shit thread, he read my mind and even had the decency to post it!

Shoog is the man

[KEDA]

S-Dubs new avatar is fucking bad ass!

I shall put something together as well

[Taco]

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H.A.L. Keeps F'ing this shit up!!!! :lol

[Das Texan]

I've retired from going to the doctor.

I retired about 4 years ago from doctors.

[angel_luv]

Maybe we should try to get her a date with Rasho or Yao Ming.


Yo it had better be Yao!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

jman and NASpurs gay this thread up to inconceivable levels.

[midgetonadonkey]

They have become so gay that I sometimes wish Horry and Ashbeeigh would be here instead.

[midgetonadonkey]

That shows you the level of their extreme gayness.

[ashbeeigh]

This Lifetime movie sucks. They cut the dogs throat. Man, that's worse than cheating on yuor 16 year old cheerleader daughter who's pregnant. And wtf was that splitting the thread when I was asleep. Fuck y'all.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why do you bring your stupid ass in here talking about the Lifetime Movie channel? Take this shit to Real Women.

[ashbeeigh]

The dog's throat was cut. That's why.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That'll teach you to go to bed too early.
And NEVER talk about the Lifetime Channel in here again.
In fact, never post in here again.
Ever.
Seriously.
No bullshit.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh Shit!!!(2) was a huge disappointment. Oh Shit!!!(3) better be fucking full of hostility and vileness. No more of this happy flirting bullshit. Take that shit to the Old Quattro Razor thread.

[SpursWoman]

A lady on Dr. G. died from Herpes Simplex 1. WTF?

[ashbeeigh]

One of the Dr. G's was in San Antonio. It was a good one.

[SpursWoman]

They've filmed several of them here. I love that show....but now I feel itchy from watching that shit....she had blisters all over her body. What a fucked up way to die.

[katyon6th]

I was extremely hostile and vulgar in the #2 thread. I don't know how much longer I can go on like that.

[Silver21_Black20]

please for the love of God


make this thread better then numero dos!


that fucking sucked.

You piss me off!

One of the reasons (2) sucked was cause of you. Posting all your giddy shit.

And the only thing that "sucks" is your chick.

[Silver21_Black20]

Has SilBlack finished growing? Do you think she'll hit 7'? Or just top out at 6'11"?

Did you not read the end of (2)?

[Silver21_Black20]

They've filmed several of them here. I love that show....but now I feel itchy from watching that shit....she had blisters all over her body. What a fucked up way to die.

I believe Dr. G is from San Antonio. I think that's the reason they filmed a lot of them here.

[Extra Stout]

I was extremely hostile and vulgar in the #2 thread. I don't know how much longer I can go on like that.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Extra Stout]

Oh Shit!!!(2) was a huge disappointment. Oh Shit!!!(3) better be fucking full of hostility and vileness. No more of this happy flirting bullshit. Take that shit to the Old Quattro Razor thread.
When you were born, did the doctor slap your mother like she deserved?

[SpursWoman]

I believe Dr. G is from San Antonio. I think that's the reason they filmed a lot of them here.

Yeah...she worked here for 10+ years and now lives in Florida. I like her. But that herpes one was very disturbing....

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I hope spank the Italians the way we did in WW2

[Silver21_Black20]

Yeah...she worked here for 10+ years and now lives in Florida. I like her. But that herpes one was very disturbing....

I was a little dissapointed when I watched an episode. They don't show much and they have reenactments of the autopsy.

[Jekka]

Last night when you guys were talking about dying your hair magenta, I was in the middle of dying my daughter's hot pink. She talked me into doing the underneath layer. After reading your posts I was scared as shit I was gonna fry her hair.

Nah, only when you dye/bleach the hair every 2-3 weeks. That's when it gets fried :lol

[SpursWoman]

I was a little dissapointed when I watched an episode. They don't show much and they have reenactments of the autopsy.


Skeleton Stories are on after that ... that's one of my favorites. The most graphic are ones are Trauma: Life in the ER and Critical Hour. Those gross me out on a regular basis.

[Jekka]

They've filmed several of them here. I love that show....but now I feel itchy from watching that shit....she had blisters all over her body. What a fucked up way to die.

Ew! I know there's no cure for herpes, but there are ways of controlling it so it doesn't get that bad.

I have to wonder about people that let health problems go that far - like the people that go in to have 100lb tumors removed. Like why wouldn't you get that shit removed way the hell before it's bigger than your leg?!

[SpursWoman]

Apparently she's only one of 21 on record in the US of ever getting & dying of systemic herpes from a simplex 1 virus.

About the tumors...no shit. But we did watch one where a lady had a 200+ pounder, but it got like that within a couple of weeks.

[Silver21_Black20]

Skeleton Stories are on after that ... that's one of my favorites. The most graphic are ones are Trauma: Life in the ER and Critical Hour. Those gross me out on a regular basis.

For some reason, I can't watch those Trauma shows. I get grossed out but I would like to see an autopsy being performed.

[SpursWoman]

I keep watching it...hoping they'll fuck up and show something good. :lol

[Jekka]

Apparently she's only one of 21 on record in the US of ever getting & dying of systemic herpes from a simplex 1 virus.

About the tumors...no shit. But we did watch one where a lady had a 200+ pounder, but it got like that within a couple of weeks.

A couple of weeks?! Damn. And ew.

[Melmart1]

You piss me off!

One of the reasons (2) sucked was cause of you. Posting all your giddy shit.

And the only thing that "sucks" is your chick.

Let's move to Massachussetts and become legal life partners. :makeout

[SpursWoman]

A couple of weeks?! Damn. And ew.


She'd gone to the doctor, and they were trying all kinds of things..but the damn thing just kept on growing.

The grossest one was this 40+ year old man in India somewhere who had this great big pregnant looking belly. They finally went to remove the thing and ended up pulling out his twin brother...hair & all. I was traumatized after that one.

[Jekka]

I get sucked into all those "Mystery Diagnosis" shows on Discovery Health every time - they gross me out, and yet I still watch.

[Kori Ellis]

The grossest one was this 40+ year old man in India somewhere who had this great big pregnant looking belly. They finally went to remove the thing and ended up pulling out his twin brother...hair & all. I was traumatized after that one.

I saw that show too. :vomit:

[Extra Stout]

She'd gone to the doctor, and they were trying all kinds of things..but the damn thing just kept on growing.

The grossest one was this 40+ year old man in India somewhere who had this great big pregnant looking belly. They finally went to remove the thing and ended up pulling out his twin brother...hair & all. I was traumatized after that one.
"It's not a tumah"

[Silver21_Black20]

"It's not a tumah"

:lol

[Das Texan]

why the fuck were we content with a god damn tie down the stretch against Italy.


Fuck Uragury and their refs also.

[Extra Stout]

why the fuck were we content with a god damn tie down the stretch against Italy.


Fuck Uragury and their refs also.
Foro deportivo general.

[Extra Stout]

why the fuck were we content with a god damn tie down the stretch against Italy.


Fuck Uragury and their refs also.
Allgemeinessportforum.

[katyon6th]

Damn, I am finding that Extra Stout is very sexy with his words.

Oh dear.

[Extra Stout]

Damn, I am finding that Extra Stout is very sexy with his words.

Oh dear.
I fart in your general direction.

[katyon6th]

I fart in your general direction.

Asshole.

[Extra Stout]

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

[katyon6th]

Son of a bitch. I'm not going anywhere. Fart all you want. I grew up with 4 brothers.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you ever out fart them?

[Extra Stout]

How you English say: I one more time, mac, I unclog my nose towards you, sons of a window-dresser, so, you think you could out-clever us French fellows with your silly knees-bent creeping about advancing behaviour.

[Jekka]

Watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail recently, ES?

[Extra Stout]

Watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail recently, ES?
Dammit.

[Extra Stout]

I gave CBF the Spanish Inquisition last night and he wasn't expecting it.

[Jekka]

Haha.

[Jekka]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[Extra Stout]

He was drunk enough that he actually thought I was accusing him of heresy. It was a spectacular episode of mental ownage. Almost Manny-esque.

[Jekka]

Drunk people are funny.

[Silver21_Black20]

Who's getting drunk tonight?

[Das Texan]

I was nearly drunk last night.

[angel_luv]

Who's getting drunk tonight?


You better not- you have a game tomorrow.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm getting drunk tonight. Fuck it, I'm jumping off of the wagon!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Not really but it would be nice.

[Silver21_Black20]

You better not- you have a game tomorrow.

Don't worry, I won't be drinking tonight.

Plus...I don't get drunk :angel

[ShoogarBear]

And the only thing that "sucks" is your chick.
Ohhh, shit!!


(4)

[SpursWoman]

Watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail recently, ES?


I love this movie.

[ShoogarBear]

Three shall be the number thou shalt count . . .

[Jekka]

"We could all use a good spanking!"

[ShoogarBear]

And after the spanking, the oral sex!

[angel_luv]

Don't worry, I won't be drinking tonight.

Plus...I don't get drunk :angel


Good thing. I wouldn't want to see an intoxicated person trying to run from base to base. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I heard when SilBlack is intoxicated she always gets to third base.

[SpursWoman]

The game isn't until 6:30 tomorrow evening...that's plenty enough time to sleep it off.

[Silver21_Black20]

I heard when SilBlack is intoxicated she always gets to third base.

Damn Right!!!

[angel_luv]

Summer Saturday regular cable t.v. stinks

:depressed

[Melmart1]

The game isn't until 6:30 tomorrow evening...that's plenty enough time to sleep it off.

I like the way you think.

[MannyIsGod]

I got about 10 shots of tequila. Hmmmm.

[MannyIsGod]

Mel, how much do you have?

[midgetonadonkey]

1Billups1

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit answer me!!!

[Melmart1]

Mel, how much do you have?

I got a couple of bottles of liquor. The mood just has not struck me in awhile. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Drunken postnig may ensue tongiht.

[MannyIsGod]

My head is hot.

[Das Texan]

Drunken postnig may ensue tongiht.



thats fun stuff.

[SpursWoman]

I've got a little less than 1/2 a big bottle of Smirnoff Orange Citrus, an almost full bottle of Cuervo Gold, a bottle of Triple Sec, a half a bottle of Captain Morgan...and some Gin shit. I have no idea why I have Gin, I hate that shit. :vomit:

[Melmart1]

Hmmm.. sounds tempting.. let's see how much work I get done. I'll come back later and see.

[ChumpDumper]

I'll see you home-drinking losers when I get back.

Yeah, I'll be drunk.

[Melmart1]

OK, so that is Chump for sure, Manny and Mel as probables.. who else is with us? :lol

[SpursWoman]

My daughter is making a cake for Chris for Father's Day even though he doesn't hold the official stepdad title yet...I asked her what about her real dad, she made 14 excuses why she's not going to bother.

And I had nothing to do with that. :devil :lmao

So while the first part might be sweet, there's the evil bitch part at the end. :spin

[Melmart1]

My daughter is making a cake for Chris for Father's Day even though he doesn't hold the official stepdad title yet...I asked her what about her real dad, she made 14 excuses why she's not going to bother.

And I had nothing to do with that. :evil :lmao

So while the first part might be sweet, there's the evil bitch part at the end. :spin

I felt the same way about my 'sperm donor' growing up. Chris is good people if he makes your daughter feel that way :tu

[Jekka]

I'll join the drunken posting when I get back from my counsel meeting tonight :drunk

[MannyIsGod]

I love Gin. Tonic + Gin and a lime = heaven.

[angel_luv]

I felt the same way about my 'sperm donor' growing up. Chris is good people if he makes your daughter feel that way :tu


:lol That is my birth dad's nick name too.

[Extra Stout]

:lol That is my birth dad's nick name too.
My relationship with my father is kind of reversed because he's not very responsible. My brother is like the father to him. I'm kind of the uncle.

[angel_luv]

I know I won't be rushing out for father's day cards.

[spurschick]

I love Gin. Tonic + Gin and a lime = heaven.

Word.
I'm going to a party at my boss' house in a few minutes. Drinking is mandatory. Might just join you all in here for drunk posting later.

[angel_luv]

Nice sig M.

Have fun at your party.

[Das Texan]

damn i love that sig spurschick.


so much hatred in here today.

[KEDA]

I too shall be drinking, my buddy Patrick is home for the weekend

Imma be a drunk ass tonight!

Ill post here if I remember to! :drunk

[jman3000]

I too shall be drinking, my buddy Patrick is home for the weekend

Imma be a drunk ass tonight!

Ill post here if I remember to! :drunk

What was the streak up to?

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...I think I'll be the only sober person in here tonight, besides angel, of course.

I'm sooo gonna mess with you guy's tonight.

[angel_luv]

Shit...I think I'll be the only sober person in here tonight, besides angel, of course.

I'm sooo gonna mess with you guy's tonight.


I'll help :eyebrows

[Nacho Libre]

Take It Easy

[Das Texan]

time for me to go drink some!!!

[jman3000]

Shit...I think I'll be the only sober person in here tonight, besides angel, of course.

I'm sooo gonna mess with you guy's tonight.

I wish I was getting drunk ... damn car.

edit: are you even old enough to drink?

[Nacho Libre]

You guys want to join me in my quarters....for some toast??

[angel_luv]

I just got off Msn voice chat to China.

( I love how I can call there for free!)

My mom had some of her students over and so I spoke to them as well. They wanted to know if we love Yao Ming over here.
:)

[jman3000]

They wanted to know if we love Yao Ming over here.
:)

Did you tell them to stfu? That's what I woulda done :drunk

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I'm probably not going to get drunk. I'm feeling like crap and I'm actually pretty sleepy. I'll probably be out before long.

[NASpurs]

I will gay up this thread with a little art... thank you

[jman3000]

angel- I'll give you 5 bucks if you type out "shit"


:drunk

[angel_luv]

Did you tell them to stfu?

Yea, that sounds just like something I would say :rolleyes :rolleyes

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

edit: are you even old enough to drink?

Yes I am.

[jman3000]

Yea, that sounds just like something I would say :rolleyes :rolleyes

:lol
if you type out "shut the fuck up" i'll make it 8 dollars. :fro



Yes I am.

sorry if you were offended ... you just look really young.

[Silver21_Black20]

sorry if you were offended ... you just look really young.

:madrun

[jman3000]

:madrun

most girls would take that as a compliment ... maybe as you get older :wtf

how old do i looK?

[angel_luv]

if you type out "shut up" i'll make it 8 dollars. :fro



My entire reputation is worth way more than a paltry 8 bucks. :angel




sorry if you were offended ... you just look really young.


How old do I look?

[angel_luv]

how old do i looK?




How old do I looK?

Great now we are thinking alike. Sigh!

Except that I think with proper capitalization.

:lol

[jman3000]

My entire reputation is worth way more than a paltry 8 bucks. :angel




How old do I look?

you actually took it outta the quote :pctoss
how bout you just do it real quick and then edit it? just long enough for me to see it? :smokin

I'd say you were low 20's ... maybe 22-23 ...

[angel_luv]

you actually took it outta the quote :pctoss
how bout you just do it real quick and then edit it? just long enough for me to see it? :smokin

I'd say you were low 20's ... maybe 22-23 ...




You are exactly right. I am 23 almost 24.


As for your request... check your pm's :D

[jman3000]

You are exactly right. I am 23 almost 24.


As for your request... check your pm's :D

jokes on you ... I'm gonna post your pm .... hahahaha


I don't really like to cuss, but since you requested it ... here it is :)

shut the fuck up :angel

[angel_luv]

Joke is on you. I copied it to Sandra. :D

[Silver21_Black20]

most girls would take that as a compliment ... maybe as you get older :wtf

how old do i looK?

Eh...I get that a lot so everytime I hear it I'm like, blah!!

You look 21 years and 2 weeks old. Am I right?

[angel_luv]

Actual PM:

This is just for you!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Muahahahahaha!

Not going to happen pretty boy! :fro

[jman3000]

Eh...I get that a lot so everytime I hear it I'm like, blah!!

You look 21 years and 2 weeks old. Am I right?

actually, i'm 21 and 3 weeks old ... nice try :rolleyes




Joke is on you. I copied it to Sandra. :D

:pctoss

[angel_luv]

Now tell me how sorry you are, J

:)

[Silver21_Black20]

actually, i'm 21 and 3 weeks old ... nice try :rolleyes

Like anyone cares!

[jman3000]

I'm sorry I slandered your good name and tried to pass off something you didn't say as something you did ...

































Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck ... shit!

[jman3000]

Like anyone cares!

wtf? you bi polar bastard.

[Silver21_Black20]

Where are all the drunks?

[angel_luv]

I'm sorry I slandered your good name and tried to pass off something you didn't say as something you did ...


:loser :lol

Way to guess ( or look up ) J's age, Sandra! :gpower

[Silver21_Black20]

wtf? you bi polar bastard.

Wow...you call chicks bastards...shame on you.

[jman3000]

Where are all the drunks?

i'm kinda sorta drunk ... but not shit faced

[Extra Stout]

i'm kinda sorta drunk ... but not shit faced
You'll get there.

[jman3000]

Way to guess ( or look up ) J's age, Sandra! :gpower

She probably stalks me.



Wow...you call chicks bastards...shame on you.

i'm pretty sure you've called me worse.

[angel_luv]

She probably stalks me.



A stalker being stalked. Interesting.

[Silver21_Black20]

She probably stalks me.

Uh...No!



i'm pretty sure you've called me worse.

No comment!

[ashbeeigh]

Where are all the drunks?


I want to know the same thing! If I can stay up, I want to see the hostility they bring.

[Extra Stout]

Thou cockered tickle-brained canker-blossom!

[jman3000]

This was a private message I was able to intercept.



I heart jman :oops

[Extra Stout]

This was a private message I was able to intercept.
You suck at picking up women.

[MannyIsGod]

I dunno, Jman's ex was pretty hot. I'd say he does a fine job of picking up women.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Silver21_Black20, angel_luv, MannyIsGod, Melmart1, Ginofan, ashbeeigh

You guys better be drunk.

[BigDaddyMatty]

Where are all the drunks?
Why the hell do you care?

[MannyIsGod]

I haven't had one drink tonight. I really don't feel good. I was gonna go get some dinner, but I decided against it. I think if I down some tequila I'll just end up puking it back up.

[jman3000]

You suck at picking up women.

I'm actually not gonna argue that one. It's so true it's not even funny.

[angel_luv]

Hope you feel better Manny.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why the hell do you care?

Cause I am fuckin' bored and I want to see some drunk posting.

[MannyIsGod]

I like jmann. He's cool in a "My little sister could beat your ass" kinda way. Oh wait, thats not really cool at all. I still like him though.

[angel_luv]

Okay it is 11:00 almost- time for you guys to have your Angel free zone.

Ciao! :angel

[jman3000]

Cause I am fuckin' bored and I want to see some drunk posting.

spill some Dr. Pepper on the upper left part of your keyboard ... works like a charm.

[MannyIsGod]

I think I just need a night of solid sleep. The World Cup has fucked up my fucked up sleeping schedule

[Extra Stout]

I'm actually not gonna argue that one. It's so true it's not even funny.
I suck worse but it's OK because I got lucky once and married her.

[ThemBoogieKnights]

Cause I am fuckin' bored and I want to see some drunk posting.
Bored?? Its Saturday night!!! You should be out getting your boogey on!

[Silver21_Black20]

Yea...feel better Manny. We will need you for tomorrow's game.

[Extra Stout]

I think I just need a night of solid sleep. The World Cup has fucked up my fucked up sleeping schedule
:lmao at getting jet lag without going anywhere

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, that kinda sucks. WTF?

[ThemBoogieKnights]

Hey Extra Stout, you wanna boogey?

[Extra Stout]

Hey Extra Stout, you wanna boogey?
Did it come out of your nose? Eww.

[Melmart1]

I am not drunk. Not sure if I will be. Doesn't feel like a drinking night. We will see- it is still early.

[IKnowMoreThanYou]

Yeah, that kinda sucks. WTF?
I know

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to boogie.

[IKnowMoreThanYou]

I want to boogie.
I knew you would

[Silver21_Black20]

spill some Dr. Pepper on the upper left part of your keyboard ... works like a charm.

Spill Dr. Pepper? I never waste Dr. Pepper. What the fuck are you on?

[midgetonadonkey]

Silver21_Black20

[midgetonadonkey]

I sent 1Billups1 3 pms earlier asking him to explain himself. I have yet received a reply.

[Spursdaone]

Hey guys

[TOP-CHERRY]

hahaha

[MannyIsGod]

Shot #1 down. It tasted like shit.

[jman3000]

Spill Dr. Pepper? I never waste Dr. Pepper. What the fuck are you on?

Dr. Pepper is probably the worst soda to drink when it's hot. It stings the shit outta your mouth.

I detest hot Dr. Pepper.

[HomerSimpson]

My bologna has a first name

[Melmart1]

Hey guys

Get the fuck out, and take your trolls with you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Spursdaone was extremely missed.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I miss Mojo Jojo and talking to him about Bubbles and her bubbliness.

[Iris Holland]

Has anyone seen my husband Glenn?

[AlamoSpursFan]

I know


I knew you would

And y'all ripped Smacky The Frog for being predictable?

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Alcohol once tasted like shit. Then I told the doctor I was not about to take that medicine anymore because it was interfering with my drinking problem.

[RomneyIn'08]

Remember guys, Mormons don't believe in War.

[Nacho Libre]

Anyones want to meet me in my quarters later this night....For some toast.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I wish I had a pretty face like James Blount because his song writing fucking sucks.

[Melmart1]

What's with the troll invasion?

[The Quattro]

This thread blows.

[MannyIsGod]

What's with the troll invasion?
Matthew must be bored.

[MannyIsGod]

Mel, Jess doesn't believe you're a lesbian.

[ashbeeigh]

Yoiu meean Blunt? Because James Blount died in 1493. But just to be nice, you can spell it Blount too. Crazy kids in England.

[Melmart1]

They aren't even funny trolls.

[TheTruth's Spokesman]

And now I present to you all. A person that once used to post 89 posts a day. A person that once ate an entire Big New Yorker pizza all by himself. A poster that has ever Girls Gone Wild ever made downloaded on his GIRLFRIENDS computer. The one. The only. The man. The mystery. TheTruth.

[Melmart1]

Mel, Jess doesn't believe you're a lesbian.

And why is that? I wear too much lipstick?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Mel, Jess doesn't believe you're a lesbian.

I don't believe it either...

Pics might change my mind though...

:lol

[MannyIsGod]

I need to get my Damien Rice tickets. Now there is a real song writer.

[jman3000]

there sure is a lotta trolls here ... where's the rolled up newspaper?

[Melmart1]

I don't believe it either...

Pics might change my mind though...

:lol

You can click on the podcast link in my sig to see me. I am the last girl, Melissa.

[TheTruth]

man, I put in my email address in the forgot password link, and I had 13 other screen names.

[MannyIsGod]

And why is that? I wear too much lipstick?I have no idea. But you didn't respond in the way I thought you would.

[TheTruth]

you're beautiful. you're beatiful. you're beautiful, it's true.

[Blanche Devereaux]

Where are all the young strong men?

[Extra Stout]

Cuando tomo hablo espanol sin razon

[Melmart1]

I have no idea. But you didn't respond in the way I thought you would.

Well I was gonna say I would be happy to prove her wrong in person, but I figured I hit enough on her last night. :lol

[TheTruth]

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this thread is on fire!!

[AlamoSpursFan]

I need to get my Damien Rice tickets. Now there is a real song writer.

I'm currently on a Randy Rogers kick myself, but Willy Braun is one hell of a song writer as well...

[Blanche Devereaux]

you're beautiful. you're beatiful. you're beautiful, it's true.

Thank you dear. Wanna have some fun tonight.

[jman3000]

You can click on the podcast link in my sig to see me. I am the last girl, Melissa.

I see nothing about you being a flamin' lesbo.

[Melmart1]

I see nothing about you being a flamin' lesbo.

I see nothing but a jackass.

[TheTruth]

singers still write their own songs? i thought that stopped with air supply?

[ashbeeigh]

tomo que ES?

[MannyIsGod]

I'm cold

[jman3000]

Where are all the young strong men?
*raises hand* :eyebrows

[jman3000]

*raises hand* :eyebrows

wait a sec ... fuck that old bag

:pctoss

[AlamoSpursFan]

I see nothing about you being a flamin' lesbo.

Spoken like a man who's never seen Clam Lappers, Volumes 1-90

:lmao

[Melmart1]

*raises hand* :eyebrows

Ew. You are flirting with a viejita. Are you a necrophiliac, too?

[Melmart1]

Damn, I totally misread jman's statement. I thought he said "I see nothing but a flaming lesbo".. hahhaha. I told you guys I am a lipstick lesbian.

[jman3000]

Spoken like a man who's never seen Clam Lappers, Volumes 1-90

:lmao

it only went up to vols 80 ... 81-90 were just the "best of" video's.

[jman3000]

Damn, I totally misread jman's statement. I thought he said "I see nothing but a flaming lesbo".. hahhaha. I told you guys I am a lipstick lesbian.

lmao

:makeout

[Extra Stout]

tomo que ES?
Vino. Merlot, era saldo, $7.96 por botella, liquidacion en HEB.

[AlamoSpursFan]

it only went up to vols 80 ... 81-90 were just the "best of" video's.

That might have been funny if my line wasn't a Bill Hicks referrence.

[Extra Stout]

No siento que decir nada mas en ingles.

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.cs.technion.ac.il/~gotsman/Escher/Images/Escher/ball.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Vino. Merlot, era saldo, $7.96 por botella, liquidacion en HEB.


oh, claro que si, es que yo creía. ¿Va a ser nuestro borracho este noche?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Sprechenze Deutsch?

[MannyIsGod]

Man, a 9 dollar bottle of wine is only good for one thing: GEtting drunk. Good luck with that ES.

[ashbeeigh]

I used to be able to sing happy birthday in German, that was awesome.

[Extra Stout]

Probablemente no. Otros borrachean mas.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Man, a 9 dollar bottle of wine is only good for one thing: GEtting drunk. Good luck with that ES.

Why buy a $9 bottle of wine when $11 gets you a 5 liter box of Franzia at Wal-Mart?

:drunk

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Probablemente no. Otros borrachean mas.


Que triste, Porque Manny no se siente bien y mel no tiene razon para tomar. ¿Quien cree que ser más borracho? Podemos tener un Vbookie? :lol

[Melmart1]

Why buy a $9 bottle of wine when $11 gets you a 5 liter box of Franzia at Wal-Mart?

:drunk

:lol

Spoken like a true.. .nevermind! :lol

[Extra Stout]

Man, a 9 dollar bottle of wine is only good for one thing: GEtting drunk. Good luck with that ES.
No estoy de acuerdo. Usualmente cuesta $20, pero era liquidacion hoy.

¿Y conoce los vinos chileanos? Son baratos y buenos.

[ashbeeigh]

I need to speak spanish more often, even if it is to drunks. I have to be a social worker. Just so everyone knows.

[Extra Stout]

CBF llorará en leer tantos gringos hablando el idioma de su gente

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, I've found some Argentine bargains as well. Still a lot of good cheap wine from SA.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Spoken like a true.. .nevermind! :lol

Formerly married man?

:lol

[Extra Stout]

Sprechenze Deutsch?
Ich spreche wenige deutsch, weil ich nur fier monate studiert haben.