Free Quattro Razor (3)

[midgetonadonkey]

lightweight

[jman3000]

That was all within an hour and a half.

:lol dont get all defensive... i spewed too if im not mistaken.

[ORION]

if your drunk and keep swallowing your puke can you stay drunk ...forever ?

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol dont get all defensive... i spewed too if im not mistaken.

You spewed twice, me...only once. Sucker! +1 Sandra.

[ORION]

One time I drank 2 boones farm and about 12 beers and puked all night long.

[midgetonadonkey]

One time I drank an 18 pack of Lone Star Light, a 24oz Mickeys and a pint of Shiner and felt good. No puking was done.

[Silver21_Black20]

One time I drank three Coors Light and slept like a baby.

[ORION]

One time I drank an 18 pack of Lone Star Light, a 24oz Mickeys and a pint of Shiner and felt good. No puking was done.
man I was just saying the other day " I cannot drink Mickeys" I used to drink 8ball all the time when I was younger but not mickeys. oh and I will never again drink any type of sake.

[ORION]

One time I drank three Coors Light and slept like a baby.
beer bong ?

[midgetonadonkey]

Mickey's is ok. I'm on Olde E man myself. I would buy so much OE from the corner store that the owner started calling me Mr. Olde E everytime I went in.

[ORION]

Mickey's is ok. I'm on Olde E man myself. I would buy so much OE from the corner store that the owner started calling me Mr. Olde E everytime I went in.
Olde English 800
cause thats my brand
drink it in a bottle
40, Quart, or Can
Drink it like a mad man
Yes I do
FucK the police
And a 502

[jman3000]

nm

[Silver21_Black20]

I ate a salad for lunch with water and now I'm hungry.

[Silver21_Black20]

And I ate the salad 30 mins ago :madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

It's not even 4 yet :pctoss

[Mixability]

Old popcorn and stale nachos from Cinemark sounds good right now.

[Melmart1]

Same thing happened to me with my salad, and I put two small strips of grilled chicken in it too. I am thinking of making homemade meatballs and sauce and having some pasta tonight. If I could motivate myself to go spice the breadcrumbs. Grrrr.

[jman3000]

when i say a little off the top... i'm not joking... i really mean a little off the top.

i look like i'm in the fucking marines or something : /

[ShoogarBear]

And I ate the salad 30 mins ago :madrunWas it a Chinese salad?

[ShoogarBear]

I ate a salad for lunch with water and now I'm hungry.You should eat more. You're a growing girl.

[ShoogarBear]

Any relation?

http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/photos/blueearth6.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol

[angel_luv]

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

:madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Baby_on_board_literal.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

:sleep

[batman2883]

my knee hurts

[batman2883]

damn i gave up beer for lent

[ORION]

damn i gave up beer for lent
did you give up dancing

[batman2883]

no i cant dance for another 6 months says the dr.......i hate that seriously dancing is a huge passion for me and its gonna be tough :(

[ShoogarBear]

no i cant dance for another 6 months says the dr.Well then, that's what you should have given up, dumbkopf!

[batman2883]

nah, i dont even believe in giving up anything cause i mean didnt jesus die on the cross for us, so we didnt have to do silly shit like give things up for 40 days??!?! im only doing it cause this person i know is doing it too and i didnt want her to go through something that tough alone

[batman2883]

http://yungxsol978.imeem.com/music/fx9e5s7w/get_it_shawty_ft_yung_joc/

the jam!!

[ORION]

Well then, that's what you should have given up, dumbkopf!
ohhh ! batman did you know that dumbkopf means : he who willingly receives yak semen on the face. Its German

[batman2883]

jason you are retarded beyond belief

[batman2883]

this is my ish right here

http://skanye21.imeem.com/music/kokA-X_M/im_a_flirt/

[batman2883]

damn im hopefully gonna be able to hit up fiesta if im having surgery on the 14th of next month im gonna have 5 weeks to be able to walk around downtown in a huge crowd

[batman2883]

me sir jar jar binx

[midgetonadonkey]

no i cant dance for another 6 months says the dr.......i hate that seriously dancing is a huge passion for me and its gonna be tough :(

fag

[ORION]

damn im hopefully gonna be able to hit up fiesta if im having surgery on the 14th of next month im gonna have 5 weeks to be able to walk around downtown in a huge crowd
no f-ing way. I wouldn't not risk it. anything could happen at fiesta. I may sneak up on you and clip you.

[ORION]

fag
haha . you know what fag spelled backwards is right ?

[batman2883]

haha . you know what fag spelled backwards is right ?
jason??

[ORION]

jason??
wrong ! its gaf ...your an idiot

[ORION]

I will be balling tonight

[batman2883]

d wade is the biggest wuss ive ever seen play professional sports

[ORION]

d wade is the biggest wuss ive ever seen play professional sports
I feel for him and I'm sure it hurt but dang I torn my ACL and it pulled some of the bone off but I didn't cry. dang he was on national TV crying

[batman2883]

i tore my acl and i was still playing softball!!!! and ive been walking on it for 9 months that way......not to mention ive dislocated my shoulder before i didnt cry or need a wheelchair!!!!!

[ORION]

i tore my acl and i was still playing softball!!!! and ive been walking on it for 9 months that way......not to mention ive dislocated my shoulder before i didnt cry or need a wheelchair!!!!!
you keep talking like that to me and your going to need a wheelchair

[ORION]

4/13/2007

[batman2883]

Jason I Will Take Your Mother Out For A Seafood Dinner And Then Take Her Home And Never Call Her Again!!!

[batman2883]

4/13/2007
3/14/07

[midgetonadonkey]

But you cry about not being able to dance.

[batman2883]

Midget On A Mother Freaking Donkey!!!

-horry

[batman2883]

But you cry about not being able to dance.
I HAVE NO LIGAMENT KEEPING MY KNEE TOGETHER YOU BASTARD

[midgetonadonkey]

No need for name calling.

[batman2883]

Whatever Yo!!!

[ORION]

3/14/07
4/13/2007

[ORION]

I will be eating at clear springs cafe tomorrow ......in a wheelchair shedding for tears for your fake plastic toes

[midgetonadonkey]

batman should salsa dance on crutches. He shouldn't let a little knee injury keep him from his dancing passion.

[Phil Cabinet]

3/14/07
he said "4/13/2007

[ORION]

he said "4/13/2007
phil ! where you been man ?

[midgetonadonkey]

I am starting to get hair on my back.

[ORION]

I am starting to get hair on my back.
save it if you go bald because you can transplant that shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

I am starting to get hair on my back.

Starting?

[batman2883]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

[batman2883]

I Remember When Sb Use To Love Me

[batman2883]

Now She Always Ignores Me

[ORION]

I knew this dude that I used to ball with and he was so harry that he had to shave right below his eyes

[batman2883]

:( I Miss Her Like The Desert Misses The Rain

[batman2883]

The Pieces Of My Broken Heart Are So Tiny, You Can Pass Them Through The Eye Of A Needle

[batman2883]

Oh Sandra

[Silver21_Black20]

I Remember When Sb Use To Love Me

Use to?

[ORION]

:( I Miss Her Like The Desert Misses The Rain
thats what d wade says to his ex girlfriends

[midgetonadonkey]

I knew this dude that I used to ball with and he was so harry that he had to shave right below his eyes

Was it timvp?

[batman2883]

Use to?
YOU DONT TALK TO ME ANYMORE :*(

[ShoogarBear]

I Remember When Sb Use To Love MeLong time?

[ORION]

Was it timvp?
maybe . this dude was half italian so that right there explains it all

[ORION]

Long time?
not since she found out that he wasn't too booku

[midgetonadonkey]

No boom boom soul brother

[ShoogarBear]

"What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup. "

[batman2883]

Man My Knee Is Killing Me

[ShoogarBear]

I can't believe that movie didn't win the Greatest Guy Movie contest.

[ORION]

one of my favorite movies. If I'm going to die for a word my word is PUNTANG

[batman2883]

I Saw Jackass 2 The Other Day....and Dude Wth Is Wrong With Steve O?

[batman2883]

Greatest Guy Movie Ever Is Rocky Iv

[batman2883]

I Have 2 Hearts, Cause Im From...the Dago Baugh System

[batman2883]

Oh R2

[ORION]

Man My Knee Is Killing Me
sorry to hear that wade ..I mean batman. rub some tussin on it

[ShoogarBear]

Get some good low angle stuff. Don't make it too obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew.

[johnpaulwall21]

I Saw Jackass 2 The Other Day....and Dude Wth Is Wrong With Steve O?

Hes the same jackass like always

[ORION]

I Have 2 Hearts, Cause Im From...the Dago Baugh System
:lol :lol

[batman2883]

I Know But That Fool Is Retarded Why Let A Leach Suck On Your Eyeball....or Freaking Suck A Beer Up Your Butt

[ORION]

batman did you just take that picture because I know that wall

[batman2883]

I Saw The Charnobyl Episode Man Oh My God Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha He Ran Inside Cause He Said He Had No Sunblock He Was Like "oh My God Im Gonna Die"

[batman2883]

Nah Thats The Wall At Bar 11 Buster

[ORION]

private joker I like you ! I want you to come to my house and fuck my sister

[katyon6th]

bat, I like your other avatar better. Hurry up and change it back.

Thanks.

[johnpaulwall21]

damnnn it bat why did u have to switch to that pic

[ORION]

http://www.mcpeepants.com/frames/062globalgrilling/frame31.jpg

[batman2883]

I Dont Have That Other Pic Anymore I Threw It Away

[ORION]

damnnn it bat why did u have to switch to that pic
haha
brothers

[ORION]

Nah Thats The Wall At Bar 11 Buster
liar thats next to the copy room

[katyon6th]

Well, change that pic, I don't like it.

[katyon6th]

And what the hell is with this place? It's like I don't even know y'all anymore.

[batman2883]

fuck you kira

[johnpaulwall21]

I Dont Have That Other Pic Anymore I Threw It Away

Whateva, I dont give a damn no more............ :depressed

[batman2883]

melly is here man how you doing melly

[batman2883]

answer me puta

[katyon6th]

I Dont Have That Other Pic Anymore I Threw It Away

You're a fucking liar.

You changed it. Fuck you, too.

[batman2883]

dakldel;ajksdl;kja;lkdsj

[batman2883]

You're a fucking liar.

You changed it. Fuck you, too.
i had to go find the original and resize it and make it black and white again puta

[batman2883]

melly answer me damn you!!!

[katyon6th]

i had to go find the original and resize it and make it black and white again puta

That must've been hardwork for a retard like yourself.

Fag.

[Melmart1]

What the hell has this thread turned to? Whining and crying over SB, Katy whining, Batman whining some more... did I mention Batman whining?

[batman2883]

What the hell has this thread turned to? Whining and crying over SB, Katy whining, Batman whining some more... did I mention Batman whining?
douchebag

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm the best thing in this thread.

[katyon6th]

Me whining and making valid complaints is nothing new.

[batman2883]

im still the king of the club fag

[ORION]

im still the king of the club fag
:lol
you go to a club called " club fag"
:lol :lol
and your the king

[katyon6th]

You're both homosexuals. Nothing about this thread is royal, it's just royally homosexual.

[batman2883]

kira i will shut your mouf up for you if you dont do it yo self

[ashbeeigh]

oh man SilBlack, I saw the video for "What goes around come around" yesterday before class. Justin looked damn good.

[ashbeeigh]

... crap.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh.

[katyon6th]

Shawn Hatosy, the actor in the video, and Justin Timberlake look so delicious.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh.

I bet you liked the video too.

[ORION]

I need my daily doses of ashes and humidity

[Silver21_Black20]

oh man SilBlack, I saw the video for "Whatgoes around come around" yesterday before class. Justin looked damn good.

Damn... I need to check that out tonight.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't like Justin Timberlake. SilBlack lies aobut that.

[batman2883]

justin timberlake is the man

[ashbeeigh]

I don't like Justin Timberlake. SilBlack lies aobut that.

mmm. And batman doesn't call me ashbitch.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn... I need to check that out tonight.

Indeed. And Katy is correct. It's a must see. It's a massive production.

[batman2883]

ashbitch

[batman2883]

kira kira kira, i made you out of clay
and when you're dry and ready
with kira i shall play
oh kira kira kira i made you out of clay

[ashbeeigh]

At least batman is secure in his Justin Timberlake love. Or musicical appreciation. Or whatever.

[ShoogarBear]

Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while?

[midgetonadonkey]

justin timberlake is the man

I don't even think he is a man.

[katyon6th]

So, are midge and SB really having sex or is that just poppycock?

[Justin Timberlake]

midge often stalks my house for my hair clippings

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't like Justin Timberlake. SilBlack lies aobut that.

Haha...if you say so.

[ShoogarBear]

You're both homosexuals. Nothing about this thread is royal, it's just royally homosexual.Now that sounds like katy.

[Justin Timberlake]

I brought sexy back

[ShoogarBear]

So, are midge and SB really having sex or is that just poppycock?I think midge is having sex with SilBlack but she's not actually in the room with him.

[midgetonadonkey]

Que gatcho.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hungry.

[Melmart1]

Mmm, homemade meatball sandwich.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bring some meatballs to me.

[Melmart1]

I have plenty, but I am making sandwiches for my team tonight. They better like them, I spent half the day and all night slowly simmering the sauce and making the meatballs. I even used some veal with the pork and beef. I think that means I lose my Mexican card though, cus we are not supposed to afford veal.

[midgetonadonkey]

What is veal?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have plenty, but I am making sandwiches for my team tonight. They better like them, I spent half the day and all night slowly simmering the sauce and making the meatballs. I even used some veal with the pork and beef. I think that means I lose my Mexican card though, cus we are not supposed to afford veal.Wow. You're Mexican? Don't worry. It's all cow. Mexicans sure know how to work over a cow.

[Melmart1]

What is veal?
veal is a baby calf that is killed young so the meat tastes different/better. They are kept in tiny little cages so they won't grow while they fatten up. It cruel and unusual... in other words, right up your alley.

[ShoogarBear]

Your team?

[Melmart1]

Wow. You're Mexican? Don't worry. It's all cow. Mexicans sure know how to work over a cow.
VIVA LAS UGLY AVATAR is surprised there is a Mexican from San Antonio who is a Spurs fan.

[midgetonadonkey]

Man My Knee Is Killing Me

:lmao

[Melmart1]

Your team?
I play darts on a team cus my dumbass friend didn't realize you need at least one girl to play. Happily, I am not the suckiest player. Although I am not the most favored female... that would be the other girl, who has slept with everyone on the team but me, apparently.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

VIVA LAS UGLY AVATAR is surprised there is a Mexican from San Antonio who is a Spurs fan.No because I'm one, blancita.

[Melmart1]

No because I'm one, blancita.
A Mexican who is a Spurs fan? :dramaquee Color me surprised.

[ShoogarBear]

I play darts on a team cus my dumbass friend didn't realize you need at least one girl to play. Happily, I am not the suckiest player. Although I am not the most favored female... that would be the other girl, who has slept with everyone on the team but me, apparently.1. If there is another girl on the team, no matter how slutty she may be, then she qualifies as one girl, thus your presence is not necessary to satisfy the rules.

2. One can only surmise then, that you are participating because you like darts, you like making meatballs, or that you are aspiring to follow in said slut's bedsheets. Or a combination of all three.

3. A darts team? :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :rollin

[Melmart1]

hahaha, this girl is married and can only play when her husband is away. :oops

[Viva Las Espuelas]

A Mexican who is a Spurs fan? :dramaquee Color me surprised.Plus I'm from San Antonio.

[1369]

1. If there is another girl on the team, no matter how slutty she may be, then she qualifies as one girl, thus your presence is not necessary to satisfy the rules.

2. One can only surmise then, that you are participating because you like darts, you like making meatballs, or that you are aspiring to follow in said slut's bedsheets. Or a combination of all three.

3. A darts team? :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :rollin

http://www.guinness1759society.com/images/landing_blooper_img.jpg

Brilliant!

/Used to throw darts back in the day
//Not the electronic kind

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to join a dart team. I kick ass at darts.

[Melmart1]

I want to join a dart team. I kick ass at darts.
But then Shoogar will laugh at you!

[Melmart1]

It' already halfways through the season or I would invite you to join ours, never hurts to have xtra players for when some can't show up.

[midgetonadonkey]

But then Shoogar will laugh at you!

He laughs at me anyway.

[ShoogarBear]

But then Shoogar will laugh at you!Only if he makes meatballs for a bunch of guys.

[ShoogarBear]

He laughs at me anyway.What am I saying? Of course you won't make meatballs.

You'll make cheesecake.

And I'm laughing WITH you.

[Melmart1]

Haha, I made them for me to freeze and have a quick meal. But we have to start early today and some peeps are coming straight from work and haven't eaten. See, this is why I am never nice. Or at least never admit to it.

[tlongII]

I play darts on a team cus my dumbass friend didn't realize you need at least one girl to play. Happily, I am not the suckiest player. Although I am not the most favored female... that would be the other girl, who has slept with everyone on the team but me, apparently.


I sense that you resent that.

[Melmart1]

Nah, she has itty bitty titties. Not my type.

[1369]

Nah, she has itty bitty titties. Not my type.

I'll be in my bunk.

[tlongII]

So you like Big'uns?

[Melmart1]

I like them not too small, and not too large. I am the Goldilocks of titties, bitches!

[ShoogarBear]

Nah, she has itty bitty titties. Not my type.Either the guys on the team don't care, or she has something else working for her.

[1369]

I like them not too small, and not too large. I am the Goldilocks of titties, bitches!

Now where'd all these dead kittens come from?

[Melmart1]

Either the guys on the team don't care, or she has something else working for her.
Um... they are guys. She drops her pants after two beers. What else does a guy need?

[1369]

Um... they are guys. She drops her pants after two beers. What else does a guy need?

12 pack and a pizza?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am the Goldilocks of titties, bitches!I like that. You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

[ShoogarBear]

Um... they are guys. She drops her pants after two beers. What else does a guy need?I'm beginning to gain a newfound appreciation for women's darts. When's your next match?

[Melmart1]

I like that. You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
Total Posts: 926 (2.05 posts per day)

Save some of these insightful posts for another day. You are dangerously close to becoming a post whore, averaging more than two a day now!

[ShoogarBear]

I like that. You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.Which reminds me: Blazing Saddles should have finished higher in the Best Guy movie vote.

[Melmart1]

I'm beginning to gain a newfound appreciation for women's darts. When's your next match?
What, no pizza and beer like 1369? You have low standards! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Total Posts: 926 (2.05 posts per day)

Save some of these insightful posts for another day. You are dangerously close to becoming a post whore, averaging more than two a day now!How can that be. It was .88 per day last week, or whenever we had our last run-in. Plus I was quoting a movie and I just couldn't let it go by. I really did like the whole Goldilocks line.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Which reminds me: Blazing Saddles should have finished higher in the Best Guy movie vote.You're the man!

[ashbeeigh]

You are dangerously close to becoming a post whore, averaging more than two a day now!

dum dum dum. What would the quattro do with another post whore?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

dum dum dum. What would the quattro do with another post whore?Well, you have your regular post whore and then you have your ADD post whore. I'm not naming names.

[Melmart1]

How can that be. It was .88 per day last week, or whenever we had our last run-in. Plus I was quoting a movie and I just couldn't let it go by. I really did like the whole Goldilocks line.
Maybe the numbers were nuked by some highly dangerous micro waves and became inflated.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Maybe the numbers were nuked by some highly dangerous micro waves and became inflated.You could be right.

[midgetonadonkey]

My fucking ear hurts.

[katyon6th]

Goddamn, the cheese section at the Central Market is so overwhelming. There's so much cheese. It's like ... heaven. Because I really love cheese.

[midgetonadonkey]

Have you ever melted cheese on somebody and then licked it off of their body?

[ShoogarBear]

What kind of cheese does SilBlack like?

[midgetonadonkey]

Rico's Nacho Cheese

[midgetonadonkey]

I like nachos.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't like you talking about me when I'm not online, Shoog.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah? So what are you gonna do about it? :ihit

[Silver21_Black20]

Yeah? So what are you gonna do about it? :ihit

Oh...uh...well...nothing.

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, then I'll stop.

[midgetonadonkey]

She'll kick your ass Shoog. She's a tough broad.

[ShoogarBear]

I could learn to like it rough.

[midgetonadonkey]

You don't like it rough already?

[ORION]

that new old NBA ball sucks.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm watching the series finale of The O.C. and I have no idea what is going on.

This show has gone to the shitter.

[CheezWiz]

I like nachos.

:tu

[CheezWiz]

The O.C. began in the shitter.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ricos >> Cheez Whiz

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm never going to eat nachos the same way now...

[CheezWiz]

Ricos >> Cheez Whiz


:oops

[NorCal510]

O Rly?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm watching the series finale of The O.C. and I have no idea what is going on.

This show has gone to the shitter.


It sure as hell did. We flipped between that and Grey's. Berkley? Providence? Crazy Texans? A baby? There's a reason why I stopped watching it.

[NASpurs]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh.

[Silver21_Black20]

Kick Ass!!

[NASpurs]

Kick Ass!!

[ashbeeigh]

:madrun

[johnpaulwall21]

:spin ............................................. :spin

[NASpurs]

:spin ............................................. :spinYou're fucking annoying dude. You have the mental capacity and the post quality of awmyplace. Makes me wonder....

[Jekka]

Ricos >> Cheez Whiz
Ricos sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ricos sucks.

Blasphemy!!!

[NorCal510]

shut the fuck up ashbiehg

[ashbeeigh]

shut the fuck up ashbiehg

Go do your homework.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

yeah but it is still better than cheez whiz

[CuckingFunt]

I like them not too small, and not too large. I am the Goldilocks of titties, bitches!

:depressed

[Jekka]

I can't eat Ricos anymore on principle. Working for them ruined it.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm already in love with my new cell phone, and I've hardly even done anything with it other than slide it open and closed and say "ooooh, pretty" a whole bunch.

[jman3000]

is ricos cheese even considered cheese? jesus christ, it comes in a can and has a shelf life of over a year. mexican delicacy forum.

[Jekka]

The giant pouch-things are even worse looking than the cans.

[Squid]

Type O at White Rabbit in April.

[jman3000]

The giant pouch-things are even worse looking than the cans.

those big bladders? :lol

they remind me of those milks i used to get in school.

[Squid]

Bloody Kisses is a classic album. One of my top 10 of all time.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey J, if I get another bottle of Vodka...you can have it.

[Squid]

I've never seen Rico's cheese in a pouch.

[Squid]

CBF, you ever get into Type O?

[Squid]

54-46 was my number.

[midgetonadonkey]

toots

[jman3000]

Hey J, if I get another bottle of Vodka...you can have it.

i'm not a big liqour fan anymore... i can pace myself better with beer... and i won't have to worry about overdoing it as much because liqour can fuck you up fast and hard.... but shit.. i wont turn down free alcohol.

[jman3000]

are girls so evil and manipulative that they would seemingly ignore you for an entire day then send you a txt @ 12:30 saying they miss you?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is she drunk?

[jman3000]

no

[midgetonadonkey]

I won't act like I know the workings of the female mind.

[midgetonadonkey]

Good luck with that.

[Melmart1]

seh wants to fuck.. jman shuold return the call as quickly as possible if he wants to get pussy...

[midgetonadonkey]

Stick it her culo and make her call you midge.

[jman3000]

in one hand, i have the chance to have as much friends with benefits sex as i want...in the other, i have what could be the workings of a meaningful relationship.

i fucking hate this shit.

i was happier when i wasnt getting laid at all... no... i take that back.

[Melmart1]

i will not tell jman whether to get into a relationship or not... but shit, he has to be able to read women at some point... fuck!

[jman3000]

i shaved my beard... i dont feel nearly as sexy as i used to.

[jman3000]

if she wants to fuck me fine... but want to fuck me when im right there next to you... not when im 30 minutes away and in deep meditation over my future.

[Melmart1]

you are a pussy... there is no other way to say it..

[jman3000]

you have your facts wrong...

over the past couple weeks ive been as unpussy as one can possibly get.