Free Quattro Razor (3)

[jman3000]

but you won't ever catch me making homemade salad dressing for her... that's something only a fag would do.

[Kori Ellis]

and the luck has nothing to do with the police... it has everything to do with who im going out with now.

You actually are dating someone?

I thought it was a myth.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck bandera road. It's gay as helll. Who needs Bandera?

[The Sun]

Good morning quattro trolls.

[ShoogarBear]

the night i came back from mouse's apt i got pulled over by Leon Valley PD... i had 2 SA winter lagers beneath a sports coat on the passenger side floor and 1 sierra nevada inida pale ale on the passenger seat... i hadnt drank em... they were laying in my car from the night before and i was showing my friend, who likes lonestar and budlight, what superior beer is. the cop saw the india pale ale and asked to see it... he didnt ask if i had been drinking ... which i had been... and he studied the label, made a "hmph" sound and told me to get my brake lights fixed before letting me go.... i swore i shit myself.Pretty funny.

A brotha would have been put on death row for that.

[Richard Cranium]

You got lucky.

[jman3000]

:lol ... i forgot to add that my left headlight was out too. i knew it had been out... but its a lose connection... so usually it's on. when he said it was out i acted all surprised and was like "whaaaa?" i asked if i could step outta the car and look at it and he was like "sure".. .as soon as i stepped outta the car my foot hit a rock and i stumbled a bit... i thought for sure he woulda said something... but nadda.

[jman3000]

and im not saying this stuff to make fun of police... i get a lot of shit for it.. but i like the police. my family has a bunch of policemen and just 2 years ago my cousin who was in the SAPD died in a motorcycle accident.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

homemade salad dressing can be bad
or good

[jman3000]

im all for making homemade stuff... as long as it's facial moisturizer or maybe a protein shake.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mouse doesn't drink winter lager, he's a rolling rock man

[Trainwreck2100]

Where are you staying in DC, trainwreck?

out by one of the bases

Did you get your free hand job?

no

[ShoogarBear]

out by one of the bases
Which one?

Well, at least you get to see some snow.

[ORION]

ORION is there really a ATHF movie?
oh yes sir ! 4/13/2007

[ShoogarBear]

WTF, when did CBF move to Boston?

[Silver21_Black20]

and the luck has nothing to do with the police... it has everything to do with who im going out with now.

FAG

[midgetonadonkey]

I concur.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just finished my first article.

[midgetonadonkey]

The new Slayer album is almost in my hands.

[midgetonadonkey]

Slayaaaaa!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I am currently trying to get my music collection back together. Too bad I don't have an mp3 player to play it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Christ Illusion is kicking my ass so hard right now. Best Slayer album since Seasons in the Abyss.

[ShoogarBear]

Are you back to collecting music illegally?

You realize you're depriving Celine of hard-earned royalties?

[1Parker1]

Speaking of Celine, is her hubby still alive? Wasn't he like 85 years old and really, really sick or something when they got married?

[ShoogarBear]

Her husband is 26 years older than her, and still alive.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn you, because of you, I was forced to go to the IMDB and look up Céline Dion's biography.

[ShoogarBear]

Now I must regale you with Céline Dion facts.

[ShoogarBear]

Her husband is her manager.

[ShoogarBear]

Youngest of 14 brothers and sisters.

[ShoogarBear]

Holy crap, there are 13 others!

[ShoogarBear]

Because of her "sharp-looking" smile, Celine was known as "Vampire Queen" in high school.

[ShoogarBear]

Fortunately, I am secure in my manlihood, so I can post stuff like this.

[1Parker1]

Shoog, you may be reaching Brad Pitt and Jimc50 territory.....:oops

[ShoogarBear]

She first met her future husband René Angelil when she was 12 and he was 38.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, man, that's sick.

[ShoogarBear]

She is three months younger than her step-son, Patrick Angélil.

[1Parker1]

Because of her "sharp-looking" smile, Celine was known as "Vampire Queen" in high school.

:lmao :lmao Please tell me you made that up!

[ShoogarBear]

Ol' Céline may be Quattro material after all.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao :lmao Please tell me you made that up!If I could make up stuff this good, you would have seen me pick up my own statue last night.

[1Parker1]

She first met her future husband René Angelil when she was 12 and he was 38.


See Shoog, you still have hope to land a young chick! :p:

[ShoogarBear]

Her son's baptism on 25 July 2001 was broadcast live throughout Canada.

[ShoogarBear]

She has her own magazine, Celine Dion Magazine.

[ShoogarBear]

I wonder who thought of that title.

[ShoogarBear]

She loves to play golf

[ShoogarBear]

She uses her nose instead of a club.

[ShoogarBear]

She has over 500 pairs of shoes

[1Parker1]

Her son's baptism on 25 July 2001 was broadcast live throughout Canada.


Damn, Canada must be a boring place if they can't find anything else exciting there.

Go figure Rasho got traded there....

[ShoogarBear]

Has her own brand of perfume called "Celine Dion: Parfum"

[ShoogarBear]

Probably named by the same genius who came up with what to call her magazine.

[tlongII]

See Shoog, you still have hope to land a young chick! :p:

I'm sure he has no problem in that area. He just needs to stop by the nearest nursing school.

[ShoogarBear]

Was in talks to star alongside Julia Roberts and Richard Gere in Runaway Bride (1999).

[ShoogarBear]

The part went to Hector Elizondo instead.

[ShoogarBear]

Americans consider her 1987 "Tonight Show" appearance where Leno filled in for Carson and her black-and-white video remix of Michael Jackson's "Bad" her best, early English speaking performances.

[ShoogarBear]

Did ducks write that last one?

[ShoogarBear]

She sing frequently in English and in French, but she had also sang in Spanish, German and Japanese.

[ShoogarBear]

Nobody can tell the difference.

[ShoogarBear]

13,348 people have committed suicide listening to her sing.

[ShoogarBear]

Got a Guiness record for the most selling French speaking album of all time for D'eux (English release title: "The French album") with over 6.4 million. She was also number one in England with this album.

[ShoogarBear]

Man, she called an album "The French Album", and sung the whole thing in French! And the English bought it!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ADD posting

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, I've Célined out.

[1Parker1]

Way to kill the thread Shoog. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much info about Celene. :lol

[1Parker1]

Man, she called an album "The French Album", and sung the whole thing in French! And the English bought it!


The English are dumb, they'll buy anything.

[ShoogarBear]

ADD postingAdmit it. >50% of the knowledge you gained today came from this thread.

[ShoogarBear]

Way to kill the thread Shoog. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much info about Celene. :lolIf Céline can't kill the Quattro, nobody can.

[1Parker1]

Admit it. >50% of the knowledge you gained today came from this thread.


No, mines came from the vitamin thread.... :p:

[1Parker1]

If Céline can't kill the Quattro, nobody can.

You could have saved your time and just posted this:

http://www.poster.net/dion-celine/dion-celine-photo-celine-dion-6226544.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

You just topped anything midget ever posted in here.

[ShoogarBear]

I can't wait till Jekka and Melmart see that.

[1Parker1]

You just topped anything midget ever posted in here.


:princess Thank you, Thank you.

[ShoogarBear]

Yep, the Barfometer was just pegged.

[NASpurs]

You could have saved your time and just posted this:

*insert sickening picture*Not cool... not cool at all.

I think I just turned gay.

[Melmart1]

First that bitch made my ears bleed last night with her singing and now I have my eyes about to bleed to? Fuck you, Shoog! :flipoff

[Melmart1]

WTF, was she auditioning for Showgirls: The Geriatric Years?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Dear God woman. Don't ever, ever post pics like that.

[ashbeeigh]

The fact that Shoog knows where to put the accent in her name is worse then being able to tell us all about her.

All of which I already knew, thanks to an obsessed fan in 8th grade.

[NASpurs]

I rather do her husband than her with someone else's penis attached to me.

I loathe her.

[ShoogarBear]

I could say it was my four years of French in HS and college.

Or I could say it was cut-and-paste.

You make the call.

[ashbeeigh]

I could say it was my four years of French in HS and college.

Or I could say it was cut-and-paste.

You make the call.

I've taken 10 years of Spanish and still have to sound out some words for accents.

Either way, I'm impressed.

[NASpurs]

Maybe you should work on your English.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Christ Illusion is kicking my ass so hard right now. Best Slayer album since Seasons in the Abyss.



some slayer fans did not like the change to lower tuning
'blunted their edge'

[1Parker1]

http://www.poster.net/dion-celine/dion-celine-photo-celine-dion-6226544.jpg


Bump. Just because I can.

I'm considering puting this pic in my sig. What do you guys think? :angel

[NASpurs]

That should be grounds for an immediate banning and castration of the male population here.

[Melmart1]

I think if you do that, you need more than just vitamins.

[1Parker1]

I think if you do that, you need more than just vitamins.

:lmao I wonder if Kori would ban me for that....

[ShoogarBear]

I wouldn't have to be Kori.

[1Parker1]

I wouldn't have to be Kori.




Maybe you should work on your English.

:angel

[ShoogarBear]

Freudian slip.

[1Parker1]

Freudian slip.


:lol Stick to French...

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe you should work on your English.

Fixed it. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

[Melmart1]

Shoog has ban powers now, 1P1. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[1Parker1]

Shoog has ban powers now, 1P1. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Please, I ain't scared of him.

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[ShoogarBear]

I'd hit it.Céline Dion?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe.

[CuckingFunt]

You could have saved your time and just posted this:I was going to make a smart assed comment about that picture, but there's just so much wrong with it that I don't even know where to start.

[1Parker1]

I'd hit it.


Freak.

[tlongII]

Freak.

It's been a long winter.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's been a long winter.

Judging from your bathroom walls, we can see why.

[jman3000]

fuck.. i dont want to sound like a leeching son of a bitch... but saaaaaaaaaaaaandra... can you hook me up again? friday against orlando? peeeeeaze?

besides... angel got mad at me for not saying hello, so i can subside that rage... and i'm pretty sure that hot piece of ass martha wants to see me again too (i just want my crotch rubbed again :lol)

[ashbeeigh]

fuck.. i dont want to sound like a leeching son of a bitch... but

That usually means you're sounding like one.

[jman3000]

lies... paraphrasing her words "whenever you want to, just lemme know before hand"

i just didnt get to thank her personally because she wasnt around and we left early, so i feel kinda bad asking again.

[midgetonadonkey]

Come on, shake your body baby,
do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longa
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronga
Don't you fight it till you've tried it
Do the conga beat

[midgetonadonkey]

I want marijuana.

[midgetonadonkey]

I should be asleep but I can't sleep.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like the ganja.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Whoopi Goldberg is stupid.

[midgetonadonkey]

Except for her performance in Sister Act II.

[midgetonadonkey]

And her role as Oda Mae Brown in Ghost.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sam Wheat?

[midgetonadonkey]

Emeril is a good cook.

[midgetonadonkey]

At least that's what it seems like on TV.

[midgetonadonkey]

He kicks it up notches. Not enough things are kicked up notches.

[midgetonadonkey]

He also says, "Oh yea babe".

[midgetonadonkey]

Whopper Jr. for a dollar?

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I lived and worked nearer to a Burger King.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't like commercials that deal with business, stocks, insurance or Jack in the Box.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't find them to be moral.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck the Mavs.

[midgetonadonkey]

EWTN channel 15 is funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus. :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

That nun is kind of hot.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet she does anal.

[midgetonadonkey]

She talks about how good a dude is that wears a fanny pack full of scriptures and passes them out to kids. Only a fucking dork would do that. :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

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midgetonadonkey

There is a guest spying on me.

[midgetonadonkey]

They have a bunch of kids that talk about praying in front of the statue of El Virgin. :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Poor kids.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like corn dogs.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you ever wish you were missing a leg?

[midgetonadonkey]

Not both of them, that would be cruel, but just the right one.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I learned to play the trumpet.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had one once.

[midgetonadonkey]

But I took it apart once when I was drunk and could never put it back together.

[midgetonadonkey]

I ended up selling it at a garage sale for $15.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think mustard is overrated.

[midgetonadonkey]

Last Kiss is a lame movie.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Scrubs guy was better in Garden State.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Mrs. Bairds bread is just as good as HEB bread.

[midgetonadonkey]

Or should I say, HEB bread is just as good as Mrs. Bairds.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who the fuck was Mrs. Baird anyway?

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet she was a slut.

[midgetonadonkey]

Making bread while taking anal.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup, she was a slut.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does the fact that a girl likes anal make her a slut?

[midgetonadonkey]

What if Mrs. Baird was only with one dude in her life and loved anal from him? Does that make her a slut?

[midgetonadonkey]

All I know is that the bitch makes some soft ass bread.

[midgetonadonkey]

It costs more than HEB bread though.

[midgetonadonkey]

So does bread's softness really warrant paying more?

[midgetonadonkey]

If you think about it, all bread is soft.

[midgetonadonkey]

I guess some crumbles when you fold it and some don't. But would one really sacrifice price for folding ability?

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know if I would.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hardly ever fold bread.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shhhh....Emeril is about to give me a secret.

[midgetonadonkey]

He is making fries.

[midgetonadonkey]

He has a band.

[midgetonadonkey]

Boom-shika-boom-boom

That's what the drums sound like.

[midgetonadonkey]

I used to love Ren and Stimpy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Spanish TV!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Nalgas.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao pussyface

Greatest screen name everl

[midgetonadonkey]

Would I look cooler if I wore a yamika?

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I could breath underwater.

[midgetonadonkey]

I could swim to the bottom of the ocean and say hi to the plankton.

[midgetonadonkey]

Plankton are often ignored.

[midgetonadonkey]

They need more recognition.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to buy a plankton a car.

[midgetonadonkey]

If not a car, a hat.

[midgetonadonkey]

Possibly a sombrero. That would be cool.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I was a plankton I would want a sombrero.

[midgetonadonkey]

Everybody sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are satanic cults really that bad?

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't think so.

[midgetonadonkey]

They kill goats and goats are good for cabrito.

[midgetonadonkey]

I ate rabbit as a kid once.

[midgetonadonkey]

It was breaded and fried so I thought it was chicken.

[midgetonadonkey]

Alright. I'm done.

[Trainwreck2100]

You haven't lived till you've seen Robert Horry doing Karaoke.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ADD strikes again!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Spurs games are fun.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was a spectator at last nights game.

[Silver21_Black20]

Beer and peanuts are good.

[Trainwreck2100]

ADD strikes again!!!!

who's add?

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm glad angel_luv wasn't around us cause midge would yell vulgarities after 'Sho scored.

[Silver21_Black20]

Balcony level isn't so bad. We were row 4 and that's as far up on the Balcony I ever plan to go.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

who's add?A.D.D.

[ashbeeigh]

ADD strikes again!!!!

Shut the fuck up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Shut the fuck up.Whatever, Milky

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Rasho!

[ShoogarBear]

I'm glad angel_luv wasn't around us cause midge would yell vulgarities after 'Sho scored.You went to the Spurs game with midge?

[ShoogarBear]

Midge and SilBlack sittin in a tree

[CuckingFunt]

The Midge/SilBlack coupling is bringing entirely too much mushiness to The Quattro. I should never, at any point, for any reason, be tempted to saw "awww" in here.

[CuckingFunt]

"I don't know karate, but I know ca-razy"



James Brown was the man.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The Midge/SilBlack coupling is bringing entirely too much mushiness to The Quattro. I should never, at any point, for any reason, be tempted to saw "awww" in here.

If it makes you feel any better, SilBlack violated Midge with one of those "Spurs #1" foam fingers during halftime.

[CuckingFunt]

If it makes you feel any better, SilBlack violated Midge with one of those "Spurs #1" foam fingers during halftime.Awww.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Awww.

Oh, well...back to the drawing board.

[Mixability]

Fuck Rasho!

As usual, I agree with the midge.

Fuck Rasho AND his fan!

[midgetonadonkey]

You went to the Spurs game with midge?

She sure did. Oh yeah...

[Marklar MM]

http://www.pyzamstuff.com/funpix/animals/poopy.jpg

[ORION]

If it makes you feel any better, SilBlack violated Midge with one of those "Spurs #1" foam fingers during halftime.
so who is next ?

[CuckingFunt]

The novelty of being alone in the office this week has already worn off.

I'm booooooooored.

I need to figure out how to be a slacker so that I'm not finished with my work so early every day.

[ashbeeigh]

Helll yeees. I've got a job interview Monday morning at 8:30 :elephant :elephant

[Mixability]

Helll yeees. I've got a job interview Monday morning at 8:30 :elephant :elephant

Pimps actually conduct interviews? :spin

[ShoogarBear]

Pimps actually conduct interviews? :spinThey're formally referred to as "exploratory slapdowns".

[Die Thread Die!!!]

Hi. How you guys doin'?

[NASpurs]

Fuck.

[NASpurs]

FUCK!

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

I agree. :pctoss

[Melmart1]

Being up early sucks ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes it does.

[midgetonadonkey]

There was a cop car just sitting about half a block from my house and when I turned down the road, I saw another cop car going in that direction. It got me paranoid.

[katyon6th]

5am is seriously an ungodly hour to be waking up. It's evil. And I'm a morning person. But that shit is just wrong.

[Melmart1]

Has your cunt boss been fired yet?

[Melmart1]

5am is seriously an ungodly hour to be waking up. It's evil. And I'm a morning person. But that shit is just wrong.
:vomit:

[midgetonadonkey]

Not yet, but we are working on it. It should be a couple of weeks away.

[Melmart1]

A couple of weeks? WTF? How long does it take to get fired from your damned library? I mean, if they haven't fired you yet... Sounds like anything short of a jihad on the students will keep you employed.

[katyon6th]

:vomit:

You should take something for that.

[Melmart1]

But would it be a QUALITY jihad like Pakidan's?

[Melmart1]

I'm hungry. I think I want a taco. But what kind?

[midgetonadonkey]

A couple of weeks? WTF? How long does it take to get fired from your damned library? I mean, if they haven't fired you yet... Sounds like anything short of a jihad on the students will keep you employed.

It's a state job so a bunch of things need to happen. The wheels are in motion though. Patience my bisexual friend.

[Melmart1]

papas con huevo?

[Melmart1]

chorizo con huevo?

[Melmart1]

carne guisada?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm hungry. I think I want a taco. But what kind?

Chorizo con huevo.

[Melmart1]

maybe some asada instead. gotta watch the girly figure.

[Melmart1]

Chorizo con huevo.
i have chorizo and eggs, but alas no tortillas. i am a bad mexican. maybe i should go to tink's.

[Melmart1]

It's a state job so a bunch of things need to happen. The wheels are in motion though. Patience my bisexual friend.
state job? sounds more like a state institution.

[Melmart1]

Damnit, why did I say "institution"? Now I am gonna have "Revolution" in my head all day....

You tell me it's the institution
Weeeeell, you know...
You better free your mind insteeead
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow...

[Melmart1]

Chairman Mao is a funny looking fellow. I wonder if he got fired from a library.

[Melmart1]

Why am I posting like Midge? :pctoss

[Melmart1]

Next thing you know I will be drinking Olde E and making up sea animal and Golden Girls trolls.

[Melmart1]

Is there a Sophia troll? I bet she would talk about Sicily a lot.

[Melmart1]

What about an octopus troll? Octopus would own Squid.

[Melmart1]

Or maybe a clownfish troll. I bet they would tell jokes a lot.

[Melmart1]

The New Midge is the worst troll ever.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of Midge, why the hell you being so quiet?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm at work and my bosses spy is here now. I gotta keep a low profile.

And a Sophia troll would kick ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

The old bitch is typing an email. I bet it's to my boss. I should teach her a lesson and kick her knee in.

[Melmart1]

Make her go up for a layup and maybe she will dislocate her kneecap, like Shaun Livingston. That was some nasty shit.

[Melmart1]

OK, I need to decide what to have for breakfast. My stomach is growling.

[midgetonadonkey]

Eat some potted meat.

[midgetonadonkey]

I fell off of the potted meat wagon the other night.

[midgetonadonkey]

Potted meat in tortilla is so fucking good. But that's it. I'm back on the wagon. No more potted meat for me.

[midgetonadonkey]

I started taking Flintstones vitamins.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm a big boy now.

[Melmart1]

Potted meat is disgusting!

[Melmart1]

Hey Midge, check this shit out...

http://web.tickle.com/tests/goldengirl/?test=goldengirlogt

My results:
melissa, you're most like Sophia

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

The puta is on the prowl.

[ORION]

last week of vacation ! who wants ORION to stop by ?

[batman2883]

bring me tacos

[batman2883]

we just figured out blues clues
we just figured out blues clues
we just figured out blues clues
cause were really smart

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i have chorizo and eggs, but alas no tortillas. i am a bad mexican. maybe i should go to tink's.

I got Tink's yesterday morning. It had been too long since I had eaten there.