Free Quattro Razor (3)

[ORION]

http://photos-449.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/251/22/19207290/n19207290_32611449_2601.jpg
I would have just picked it up and thrown it into the snow. why couldn't she do that ? women are so dumb

[ShoogarBear]

When was the last time she put oil in it?

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://photos-448.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/251/22/19207290/n19207290_32611448_1529.jpg

[Melmart1]

Well, if MIdge can't lead la revolucion, and we can't have a chinky in charge, I nominate myself for the position. I have eaten much ashes and humidity in my life, and so have the intestinal constitution to lead the fight against the honkeys.

[Melmart1]

Plus the fact that I look like one of them will confuse them... they will never suspect la huerita is secretly plotting to make them indentured servants.

[ORION]

http://photos-448.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/251/22/19207290/n19207290_32611448_1529.jpg
no wonder ! someone threw a red wig in the engine

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Plus the fact that I look like one of them will confuse them... they will never suspect la huerita is secretly plotting to make them indentured servants.

Who would suspect the Lachino?

[ORION]

chamoy will remove the stains off a hooker's dress but it tastes damn good

[Melmart1]

Who would suspect the Lachino?
But you're a chinky. That would be like the President of Ireland being a Russian. It just doesn't work. Besides, we can't have the leader of the revolution going kamikaze on us or committing hari kari if things start to get tough.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Chamoy. Is there anything it won't do?

Oh, and Mel...I don't want to lead La Revolucion...I'm a good second-in-command, though.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

On KSAT right now:

"It was peanut butter last week, this week it's something else you may have in your kitchen. A chicken strip product recalled...we'll tell you about it when we come back."

[ShoogarBear]

But you're a chinky. That would be like the President of Ireland being a Russian. It just doesn't work. Besides, we can't have the leader of the revolution going kamikaze on us or committing hari kari if things start to get tough.On the other hand, he could get it done in an efficient manner.

[ORION]

hey melmart do you remember that one kid back in middle school who gave some kids meat tenderizer mixed with cleaning stuff and said it was lucas

[Melmart1]

On the other hand, he could get it done in an efficient manner.
Yeah, and it would be the first time in the history of man that Mexicans knew how to do math...

[Melmart1]

hey melmart do you remember that one kid back in middle school who gave some kids meat tenderizer mixed with cleaning stuff and said it was lucas
Yeah, wasn't it some fat fuck? They banned all the lucas, chamoy etc after that from school, even at the bake sales. The bake sales sucked after that, nobody bought shit.

[ORION]

Yeah, wasn't it some fat fuck? They banned all the lucas, chamoy etc after that from school, even at the bake sales. The bake sales sucked after that, nobody bought shit.
:lol
bake sales ! I used to load up on the pickles and chinese candy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Holy crap! I almost bought those chicken strips last night.

I ended up buying the smaller chicken chunks and just finished eating a chicken salad.

[Melmart1]

:lol
bake sales ! I used to load up on the pickles and chinese candy.
I used to get lemons with a chinese candy in it. That shit rocked! They had salimon, too. One time I bet this chick Erica a dollar that she wouldn't eat a whole package of salimon at once. She did and it made her so sick she threw up during gym class. I didn't give her the dollar on the technicality that since it came back up, she hadn't actually eaten it. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I used to get lemons with a chinese candy in it. That shit rocked! They had salimon, too. One time I bet this chick Erica a dollar that she wouldn't eat a whole package of salimon at once. She did and it made her so sick she threw up during gym class. I didn't give her the dollar on the technicality that since it came back up, she hadn't actually eaten it. :lol

Smooth move, Mel.

For that, the leader of La Revolucion is now a bi-sexual white-xican with some legal understanding.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Smooth move, Mel.

For that, the leader of La Revolucion is now a bi-sexual white-xican with some legal understanding.

And apparently, a compulsive gambler.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck? I'm ousted as leader of the revolucion because of my hometown's lack of mexican candy? My hatred for gringos is the greatest of all.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, not bad for an 8th grader! Damnit, now I want some chinese candy!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What the fuck? I'm ousted as leader of the revolucion because of my hometown's lack of mexican candy? My hatred for gringos is the greatest of all.

A true Mexican child would have gone to Mexico and brought back enough Lucas and other Mexican candies to then sell in school and finance La Revolucionito.

[Melmart1]

I bet Midge calls cilantro "coriander." Damn poseur.

[midgetonadonkey]

My parents never took my to Mexico because I was so dark they were afraid I wouldn't be allowed back.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet Midge calls cilantro "coriander." Damn poseur.

:pctoss

Fuck that. I didn't even know coriander was cilantro.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My parents never took my to Mexico because I was so dark they were afraid I wouldn't be allowed back.

Sucks for you, lieutenant.

[Melmart1]

:pctoss

Fuck that. I didn't even know coriander was cilantro.
This is the type of thing that the leader needs to know. You have to know how a cracka thinks in order to defeat them. Further proof of your unsuitability to lead the movement.

[midgetonadonkey]

Should I shave my head with a razor? I usually go down to a 1 but I'm curious about being completely hairless.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is the type of thing that the leader needs to know. You have to know how a cracka thinks in order to defeat them. Further proof of your unsuitability to lead the movement.

Hate is all a true leader needs, and I have plenty. I spent my childhood being called Wetback and Dirty Mexican by the gringos in my town. I have plenty of pent up rage to unleash on all gabachos.

[Melmart1]

I think we are witnessing the first coup of the impending revolution. Does midge know what a coup is? Mexicans generally call it 'being necio."

[midgetonadonkey]

I think we are witnessing the first coup of the impending revolution. Does midge know what a coup is? Mexicans generally call it 'being necio."

:lmao

puta

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lmao

[Melmart1]

:lmao

puta
Love you too, midge :)

[ORION]

I like vermacelli

[Melmart1]

I like vermacelli
Midge translator: fideo

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge translator: fideo

Damn you. I knew that. :madrun

[Melmart1]

:D

[TheTruth]

Hi Truth!
FAG

[midgetonadonkey]

FAG

You wish.

[midgetonadonkey]

Cruisin down the street in my 64

[ORION]

Cruisin down the street in my 64
jockin da bitches

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't quote me boy cause I aint' sayin shit.

[ORION]

hard and raw
no regard for the law

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Back to the Future is on HD Movies.

Nice - too bad 24 is on at 8.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you bastards with cable.

[NorCal510]

hi

[mookie2001]

ROFL youre killing me blaze

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Mookie wishes TV would return back to 1955.

[NorCal510]

mookie thinks hes hardcore my penis is more hardcore

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss Webster.

[midgetonadonkey]

mookie thinks hes hardcore my penis is more hardcore

Obsessed with cock forum

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I love this movie.

[Melmart1]

NorCal is acting like a little bitch and I am getting tired of it.

[ashbeeigh]

I could punch NorCal in the face. And I don't punch little bitches.

[ChumpDumper]

What do you mean, "acting"?

[midgetonadonkey]

NorCal is acting like a little bitch and I am getting tired of it.

Ban him!! I find his sig offensive.

[ashbeeigh]

NorCal is acting like a little bitch and I am getting tired of it.

I seriously did not read that...I just said "and I don't punch little bitches."

[midgetonadonkey]

I could punch NorCal in the face. And I don't punch little bitches.

You have probably never punched anyone.

[NorCal510]

stop hatin yo yall jus jelous im such a balla! yEE yEE!

[ChumpDumper]

Don't make JB get his thread out again.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't make JB get his thread out again.

Hey!

[midgetonadonkey]

stop hatin yo yall jus jelous im such a balla! yEE yEE!

:lmao Fucking wigger

[NorCal510]

i bet midge looks like

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_The_40_Year-Old_Virgin/2005_the_40_year_old_virgin_029.jpg

nuff said nigga!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i bet midge looks like

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_The_40_Year-Old_Virgin/2005_the_40_year_old_virgin_029.jpg

nuff said nigga!

A red X?

[midgetonadonkey]

i bet midge looks like

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_The_40_Year-Old_Virgin/2005_the_40_year_old_virgin_029.jpg

nuff said nigga!

Shit, I've fucked more girls than years you have been alive.

[ChumpDumper]

Wow.

Eight girls.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wow.

Eight girls.

Put a two in front of that eight and you are right on.

[ChumpDumper]

Norcal is 27?

[midgetonadonkey]

Norcal is 17. I have banged 11 more chicks than years he's been alive.

[ORION]

Norcal is 17. I have banged 11 more chicks than years he's been alive.
did you count batman's mother?

[midgetonadonkey]

did you count batman's mother?

She only blew me so that doesn't count.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

She only blew me so that doesn't count.

Counts as a half.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Lea Thompson was so damn hot in this movie.

[ORION]

Counts as a half.
any time you enter a hole on a woman should count. whether if its a mouth, eye socket or ear canal.

[midgetonadonkey]

Think so? I only count vaginal penetration as sex. If mouths count, my number increases by about 8.

[ORION]

Think so? I only count vaginal penetration as sex. If mouths count, my number increases by about 8.
if anything it multiples. Its harder to get a girl to let you try and make babies in her throat.

[midgetonadonkey]

Its harder to get a girl to let you try and make babies in her throat.

That's the truth.

[NorCal510]

yall are weaksauce

[NorCal510]

i dont pay for my girls

[midgetonadonkey]

i dont pay for my girls

:lmao Like you get pussy.

[NorCal510]

im a virgin

[midgetonadonkey]

im a virgin

Not surprised.

[NorCal510]

and your a queer

[midgetonadonkey]

and your a queer

I bet you wish I was a queer so you can try to fuck me. But, alas, I am straight.

[Melmart1]

Oral only counts for your number? damn, my number is higher than I thought then...

[NorCal510]

midge:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d154/bagpipebilly/loser.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

You shouldn't post pictures of your mom without her permission.

[NorCal510]

Oral only counts for your number? damn, my number is higher than I thought then...
i doubt anyone would do an ugly chick like u, even horny bastards like midge would opt out.

[midgetonadonkey]

i doubt anyone would do an ugly chick like u, even horny bastards like midge would opt out.

Don't act like you know me.

[NorCal510]

im assuming u wouldnt do something THAT low...

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm amazed that you know the definition of the word assume.

[Melmart1]

The only person I might be ugly to is johngateswhitely, because I don't look like Michael J. Fox.

[Melmart1]

And what is a virgin doing talking shit about whether someone can get laid or not?

[midgetonadonkey]

And what is a virgin doing talking shit about whether someone can get laid or not?

:lol He and Trainwreck should form a club.

[Melmart1]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (3 members and 5 guests)
Melmart1, midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20

How YOU doin' :eyebrows

[NorCal510]

u must be a ho. u never see girls bragging about how many times they had sex. thats a guy thing... maybe u really are a dyke

[midgetonadonkey]

u must be a ho. u never see girls bragging about how many times they had sex. thats a guy thing... maybe u really are a dyke

I guess that's why you never brag, because you never get laid.

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (3 members and 5 guests)
Melmart1, midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20

How YOU doin' :eyebrows

I would love to be smashed between SilBlack and Mel in real life.

[NorCal510]

its true

[Melmart1]

:lol He and Trainwreck should form a club.
Their charter members will be a trannywreck and wigger! :lol

[NorCal510]

midge u just went even lower on my fag-o-meter since u wouldnt mind being sandwhiched with melmart aka bitch

[Melmart1]

u must be a ho. u never see girls bragging about how many times they had sex. thats a guy thing... maybe u really are a dyke
where did i brag? the only one here bragging is how you don't pay for your imaginary pussy.

[NorCal510]

Their charter members will be a trannywreck and wigger! :lol

theres a difference between a 40 year old and a young teen, bitch.

[midgetonadonkey]

midge u just went even lower on my fag-o-meter since u wouldnt mind being sandwhiched with melmart aka bitch

Like I give a fuck what your 12 year old ass thinks of me.

[midgetonadonkey]

theres a difference between a 40 year old and a young teen, bitch.

Isn't it past your bedtime?

[johnpaulwall21]

................................ :rolleyes

[NorCal510]

i think u are a bitch that talks shit online to 12 year olds

[NorCal510]

Isn't it past your bedtime?
if u were smart enough u would realize im in CA so no its not bedtime yet

u shoulda went to college bro bro

[midgetonadonkey]

if u were smart enough u would realize im in CA so no its not bedtime yet

u shoulda went to college bro bro

:lol I did go to college and I graduated. Stupid ass.

[johnpaulwall21]

:corn: :rolleyes

[ChumpDumper]

Is Norcal saving himself until he's married?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is Norcal saving himself until he's married?

It will be a while until gay marriage is legal so I guess he will be a virgin for a long time.

[NorCal510]

im off to the gym to work off my guns later yo ill win my convo later on

[midgetonadonkey]

im off to the gym to work off my guns later yo ill win my convo later on

So in other words your mom told you to get off the computer?

[johnpaulwall21]

:p:

[NorCal510]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1462845&postcount=10

[midgetonadonkey]

You better hurry up and log off before your mom gets really pissed off at you.

[NorCal510]

peace bitches time to bench my plate tens yyea im workin up dont sweat

[ChumpDumper]

He's gone pumpin'.

[midgetonadonkey]

peace bitches time to bench my plate tens yyea im workin up dont sweat

haha You are going to bench ten pound plates? :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm hungry.

[Melmart1]

NorCal pleasures himself with bananas

http://spurstalk.com/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=507

[ashbeeigh]

damn. That was lame.

[ashbeeigh]

damn. That was lame.

Not as lame as NorCal.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Sam Adams Winter Brew >>> Sam Adams White Ale (spring)

I can't believe im going to have to wait 10 months to get more winter brew
lame
:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

If you ever get downtown to el mercado.. there is this woman selling what she says is knockoffs for like 40-120/each.. they are REAL.. they fell of a truck somewhere.. she won't tell you that cus she doesn't want to get shut down.. but she has Coach, LV (i HATE LV but some like it), Prada and occasionally others...

Ooo... I need to check that out.

[johnpaulwall21]

:smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

Ooo... I need to check that out.

Yeah, check it out. I'll buy you any purse that you like.

[johnpaulwall21]

damn this forum is quiet tonight

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut the fuck up. What do you know?

[johnpaulwall21]

:lol :blah

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you really like Paul Wall that much?

[johnpaulwall21]

Do you really like Paul Wall that much?


were u the one who asked me that before?

[midgetonadonkey]

Probably but you didn't answer me earlier. Do you really like him that much?

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey JB47, at WalMart, there is a Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper bundt cake. It is soooooo fucking good.

Shit...I want some right now. :madrun

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey JB47, at WalMart, there is a Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper bundt cake. It is soooooo fucking good.

Shit...I want some right now. :madrun

I'm an original DP man, truthfully...but thanks for looking out...

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey JB47, at WalMart, there is a Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper bundt cake. It is soooooo fucking good.

Shit...I want some right now. :madrun

Half of it is left here, do you want me to take it to you?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm an original DP man, truthfully...but thanks for looking out...

It's really fucking good. I don't like DP much but the cake is great.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm an original DP man, truthfully...but thanks for looking out...

But the cake part tastes like DP. It is worth a try.

[Silver21_Black20]

Half of it is left here, do you want me to take it to you?

No, you can have it :depressed

[johnpaulwall21]

Probably but you didn't answer me earlier. Do you really like him that much?

Hes in my top 10 prolly number 10 but i use that name cause my friends used to call me that in high school. My name is John Paul u get the picture. The dude flippin da birds is a lot better then mr. paul wall

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did you two feed each other cake?

[midgetonadonkey]

Hes in my top 10 prolly number 10 but i use that name cause my friends used to call me that in high school. My name is John Paul u get the picture. The dude flippin da birds is a lot better then mr. paul wall

All rappers suck.

[johnpaulwall21]

:reading ......................... :rolleyes :smokin

[Melmart1]

damn this forum is quiet tonight
it's not our job to entertain you.

[johnpaulwall21]

hey hey whats with all the attacks?

[midgetonadonkey]

MIDGE, i saw the sarah silverman show, it was pretty funny like you said

not only did it say queef more times in 30 mins than any show in history, but they parodied The Last Dragon....and it was funny

I just saw the episode you speak of and it is fucking classic. lol Brilliant.

[Melmart1]

it's the fucking quattro ... can't handle it? get the fuck out. i am sure we can start a 'thin-skinned pussies' thread just for you.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Quattro bitches!!

[Melmart1]

I have to watch "marie antoinette'... it doesnt look like my type of movie.

[Melmart1]

NorCal, quit acting like a little bitch.

[johnpaulwall21]

:lol :lol :lol :lol

Its hardly threatening, :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin

[CuckingFunt]

I have to watch "marie antoinette'... it doesnt look like my type of movie.That's one of many out right now that I want to rent.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Quattro bitches!!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/quattrosig.jpg

[Melmart1]

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midgetonadonkey 394
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ShoogarBear 141
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ashbeeigh 99
CuckingFunt 96
Johnny_Blaze_47 90
VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS 78
Silver21_Black20 73
Jekka 69
Trainwreck2100 67
MannyIsGod 49
timvp 46
Squid

got damn, you fucking post whores!

[Silver21_Black20]

We saw Breach the other night and it was ok. I thought is was going to more suspenseful.

[Melmart1]

That's one of many out right now that I want to rent.
i already have it. come over and we can watch it together. don't forget the cheesecake batter.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Breach was a good story but not enough action.

[Melmart1]

We saw Breach the other night and it was ok. I thought is was going to more suspenseful.
it WAS really suspensful.. you just weren't paying attention beacuse you kept trying to feel me up and convince me to have a threesome with you and midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who Posted?
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ShoogarBear 141
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ashbeeigh 99
CuckingFunt 96
Johnny_Blaze_47 90
VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS 78
Silver21_Black20 73
Jekka 69
Trainwreck2100 67
MannyIsGod 49
timvp 46
Squid

got damn, you fucking post whores!

If this was all the Quattros put together, I would be leader by far.

[Silver21_Black20]

i already have it. come over and we can watch it together. don't forget the cheesecake batter.

Mmmm... cheesecake :hungry:

[Melmart1]

i have to watch "Open Water 2"this week as well.. i loved the first one but didn't know they had a sequel.

[CuckingFunt]

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VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS 78
Silver21_Black20 73
Jekka 69
Trainwreck2100 67
MannyIsGod 49
timvp 46
Squid

got damn, you fucking post whores!I'm way down on that list. Surprising.

[midgetonadonkey]

it WAS really suspensful.. you just weren't paying attention beacuse you kept trying to feel me up and convince me to have a threesome with you and midge.

You know that wouldn't take much convincing. You want to be in a midge-silblack sandwich.

[CuckingFunt]

i already have it. come over and we can watch it together. don't forget the cheesecake batter.I don't think that would be very conducive to your writing a review.

[midgetonadonkey]

i have to watch "Open Water 2"this week as well.. i loved the first one but didn't know they had a sequel.

I heard the first one sucked balls. Didn't they both die at the end?

[Silver21_Black20]

it WAS really suspensful.. you just weren't paying attention beacuse you kept trying to feel me up and convince me to have a threesome with you and midge.

Convince? Pffft...it didn't take much convincing ;)

[Melmart1]

ehhhh, i can watch it again later.. not like i have to pay late fees for keeping it

[NorCal510]

klajd;jalitaiwoetuankmasfjd

[Melmart1]

I heard the first one sucked balls. Didn't they both die at the end?
yeah they did, but i really liked it. from what i have read on it already its a bunch of friends who get trapped on a small boat in the middle of the ocean... so not sure if sharks are involved this time or if they just starve or what...

[CuckingFunt]

My boyfriend and I went to see Breach this afternoon but got the times all fucked up and saw Ghost Rider instead. That was awful.

But, on the plus side, I did see previews for 300, Resident Evil: Extinction and Spiderman 3.

[CuckingFunt]

yeah they did, but i really liked it. from what i have read on it already its a bunch of friends who get trapped on a small boat in the middle of the ocean... so not sure if sharks are involved this time or if they just starve or what...I meant to see the first one, but just kinda forgot about it.

[Melmart1]

Ghost Rider looks stupid. Nicolas Cage has really fallen on his ass lately.

[johnpaulwall21]

Ghost Rider looks stupid. Nicolas Cage has really fallen on his ass lately.

whos seen that sob

[Silver21_Black20]

Nic Cage is a horrible actor. Same facial expressions, voice/tone in every damn movie he is in.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nic Cage is a horrible actor. Same facial expressions, voice/tone in every damn movie he is in.

That's why we didn't go watch Ghost Rider.

[Melmart1]

i used to think he was sexy cus of those looks and facial expressions.. now i am just bored...

[CuckingFunt]

Nic Cage was a good actor, once upon a time, but then he got popular. Bruckheimer took hold, and he's been lost ever since.

Sad, really.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought Face/Off was the height of Nicolas Cage. It was all downhill after that. What was that one where he went back in time or some crap on Christmas Eve?

[Silver21_Black20]

That's why we didn't go watch Ghost Rider.

Exactly.

[CuckingFunt]

I thought Face/Off was the height of Nicolas Cage.

Yeah.

'Cause that was soooo much better than Leaving Las Vegas.

:dramaquee

[Melmart1]

So Sandra wears the movie-watching pants in their relationship!

[Melmart1]

I thought Face/Off was the height of Nicolas Cage. It was all downhill after that. What was that one where he went back in time or some crap on Christmas Eve?
You mean "Family Man?" Blechhh, that movie was awful!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Nic Cage has been on a downward spiral since 1995. Kiss of Death and Leaving Las Vegas were his last decent performances...

[Melmart1]

You didn't like "Adaptation"?

[CuckingFunt]

Adaptation was his one post-LLV movie worth watching.

[ashbeeigh]

You mean "Family Man?" Blechhh, that movie was awful!

Yeah! My mom drug me to see that the day after Thanksgiving just when Fista 16 opened. I was just amazed there was a theatre within 10 minutes of my house, I didn't care what movie it was. Now, I can say, it was a shit ass movie.

[CuckingFunt]

Well... and I've been known to sit through Gone In 60 Seconds every now and then, but that's mostly for hot blonde Angie.

[midgetonadonkey]

You didn't like "Adaptation"?

Adaptation was brilliant. Fantastic flick.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You didn't like "Adaptation"?


That and Wicker Man are the only two of his flicks I haven't seen.

Snake Eyes was on last night. Utter trash, and not in a good way.

[midgetonadonkey]

So Sandra wears the movie-watching pants in their relationship!

I hate every movie so in order to go see any movie she would have to pick. Believe me, I criticize every movie we've gone to see.

[Melmart1]

Worst Nic Cage movie: ConAir

I love John Malkovich and John Cusack, and they were both in that piece of shit, too.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Cannelloni or Taco Bell?

This normally wouldn't even be a question but I had cannelloni earlier today.

[CuckingFunt]

Worst Nic Cage movie: ConAir

I love John Malkovich and John Cusack, and they were both in that piece of shit, too.Ditto Steve Buscemi.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Worst Nic Cage movie: ConAir

I love John Malkovich and John Cusack, and they were both in that piece of shit, too.


No way. City of Angels was worse. By a lot.

[CuckingFunt]

Cannelloni or Taco Bell?

This normally wouldn't even be a question but I had cannelloni earlier today.Is it homemade canneloni?

[ashbeeigh]

Never Taco bell. That shit is groos, imo.

[NorCal510]

8=======d

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Is it homemade canneloni?


Of course.

[CuckingFunt]

8=======dD, D, D.

8====D

Dumbass.

[Melmart1]

No way. City of Angels was worse. By a lot.
No way! The accent in "ConAir" alone is enough to make me puke. THe only worse accents in cinematic history was Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood:Prince of Thieves" and Paul Hogan in the "Crocodile Dundee" movies.

[CuckingFunt]

Of course.Then canneloni...

And gimme some. :spin

[Melmart1]

NorCal is obsessed with cock.

[CuckingFunt]

NorCal is obsessed with cock.Quite.

[NorCal510]

it wont let me post a capital D i dont get it

[NorCal510]

...now it does, but not with (_)_)===D

[NorCal510]

Woot!

[NorCal510]

8====d

[NorCal510]

.....

[midgetonadonkey]

fag

[CuckingFunt]

it wont let me post a capital D i dont get itUsually helps if you press and hold the "Shift" key.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

No way! The accent in "ConAir" alone is enough to make me puke. THe only worse accents in cinematic history was Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood:Prince of Thieves" and Paul Hogan in the "Crocodile Dundee" movies.


As sad as this is to say, CA was better than that C of A shit.

Cage's problem is that he plays every character the same fucking way. Weather man, FBI agent, drunk, etc. It's all the same shit.

BTW, Sufjan Stevens makes some pretty cool music.

[NorCal510]

yea i did that dumbshit why dont u get your dyke pussy over here and try it yourself

[CuckingFunt]

Perhaps if we confuse NorCal with the more complex anatomical emoticons -- for example, ( o Y o ) -- his head will explode and he'll be gone forever.

[ashbeeigh]

NorCal is not Quattro material. But, not in the same fucked up post whorish way. This is much more serious. There isn't a cure for being a pussy little bitch.

[midgetonadonkey]

yea i did that dumbshit why dont u get your dyke pussy over here and try it yourself

Didn't your mom say it was bedtime about 2 hours ago? She will spank you if she knows you are still on the computer.

[CuckingFunt]

yea i did that dumbshit why dont u get your dyke pussy over here and try it yourselfWhy should I try it? I already know I can do it.

[Melmart1]

The only time NorCal expresses any interest in pussy is in relation to dykes. Perhaps he feels a connection with his fellow gay people.

[CuckingFunt]

The only time NorCal expresses any interest in pussy is in relation to dykes. Perhaps he feels a connection with his fellow gay people.That could very well be. Perhaps I should tell him when the next parade is hitting San Francisco.

[Melmart1]

What kind of gay do you think NorCal is?

Hairdresser?
Flamboyant Hispanic type who isn't a hairdresser?
Musical-watching kind?
Girly Sissy?
To Wong Foo kind?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Then canneloni...

And gimme some. :spin

This is the best I can do.

http://i13.tinypic.com/2e2fsph.jpg

http://i12.tinypic.com/34gxa1x.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

What kind of gay do you think NorCal is?

Hairdresser?
Flamboyant Hispanic type who isn't a hairdresser?
Musical-watching kind?
Girly Sissy?
To Wong Foo kind?

[CuckingFunt]

What kind of gay do you think NorCal is?

Hairdresser?
Flamboyant Hispanic type who isn't a hairdresser?
Musical-watching kind?
Girly Sissy?
To Wong Foo kind?Girly sissy.

[Melmart1]

that's two for Girly Sissy.

I would make this a poll but it would be both funny and cruel at the same time.

[midgetonadonkey]

What kind of gay do you think NorCal is?

Hairdresser?
Flamboyant Hispanic type who isn't a hairdresser?
Musical-watching kind?
Girly Sissy?
To Wong Foo kind?

None of the above. He is the wannabe athletic type that loves hanging out in the men's dressing room and tries to act straight.

[CuckingFunt]

This is the best I can do.


I like your little octagonal coffee pot.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

No way! The accent in "ConAir" alone is enough to make me puke. THe only worse accents in cinematic history was Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood:Prince of Thieves" and Paul Hogan in the "Crocodile Dundee" movies.



I disagree, I actually just rewatched Prince of Theives and it hit me that Costner did not even try to give an accent, he was a blatantly american robin hood.

[Melmart1]

None of the above. He is the wannabe athletic type that loves hanging out in the men's dressing room and tries to act straight.
So NorCal is John Amaechi?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I like your little octagonal coffee pot.


I think you just called me a Wop.

[Melmart1]

I disagree, I actually just rewatched Prince of Theives and it hit me that Costner did not even try to give an accent, he was a blatantly american robin hood.
You watched that movie more than once? By choice!?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I just saw the episode you speak of and it is fucking classic. lol Brilliant.


i missed it again this week

the show will get cancelled if i dont start watching regularly
what time and day does it come on

[CuckingFunt]

None of the above. He is the wannabe athletic type that loves hanging out in the men's dressing room and tries to act straight.That's the most likely scenario.

He probably talks endlessly about pussy with his friends in an attempt to convince them that he's getting some, as well. But they're not buying it.

[ashbeeigh]

I would make this a poll but it would be both funny and cruel at the same time.

I thought about that too, but we've had quite a few pointless polls lately. This would go above and beyond. But yes, girly sissy with a combination of what midge said.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Isn't he like 16?

[CuckingFunt]

I think you just called me a Wop.I would never do such a thing.

I'm much more fond of guinea.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You watched that movie more than once? By choice!?


my gf downloaded it and we watched it

i like that movie
morgan freeman as a moor is great
and the fat beer guzzling friar?? classic

[Melmart1]

my gf downloaded it and we watched it


I knew there had to be pussy involved somewhere. It's the only way this is acceptable.

[ashbeeigh]

Isn't he like 16?


It is the time when experimentation takes place.

[CuckingFunt]

morgan freeman as a moor is greatMorgan Freeman is great in everything he's ever done.

But he's been in some crap movies.

[midgetonadonkey]

i missed it again this week

the show will get cancelled if i dont start watching regularly
what time and day does it come on

I don't know. I downloaded the last two episodes.

[Melmart1]

Morgan Freeman is great in everything he's ever done.

But he's been in some crap movies.
Movies he has been in with Ashley Judd come to mind

[CuckingFunt]

It is the time when experimentation takes place.I don't know, psych student, you tell me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Robin Hood is a cool flick.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Two of Freeman's worst movies had Keanu Reeves as the lead. Coincidence?

[CuckingFunt]

Movies he has been in with Ashley Judd come to mindDefinitely.

Also movies in which Tea Leoni tries to save the world from disaster, and movies involving nuclear warheads and Keanu Reeves.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

robin hood prince of theives is a good movie, it was overrated as hell when it came out (but mostly cuz of that abomination Bryan Adams' song) and now that we can look back its a solid movie...kevin really doesnt even try to make an accent so its funny

morgan freeman scoffs the shit out of british people for being uneducated and not knowing about numbers and focal points of light
then the fat beer guzzling friar is a perfect comic relief

[Melmart1]

I would rather watch the animated Disney Robin Hood. Or "Men in Tights"

[Cant_Be_Faded]

it would have been awesome if they had put a better emphasis on the stupidity and futility of the crusades, though they allude to this throughout the movie

[CuckingFunt]

Two of Freeman's worst movies had Keanu Reeves as the lead. Coincidence?Chain Reaction and what else? I'm drawing a blank.