Free Quattro Razor (3)

[Jekka]

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2006RTW/RBTOCVLL/DETAILS/00190m.jpg

[Melmart1]

:lol I almost posted that picture.

She looks HAWWWWT in that. It makes me want to wrestle her in KY. Don't ask why, cus I don't know.

[Melmart1]

I think I might be in serious jeapardy of losing my Diesel Dyke card by posting fasion pics, even if I am lusting after some of wimmens in them.

[timvp]

How would coupons help me save money at Walmart? Walmart would have to accept less money than what others are charged for the items I have coupons for.

[ORION]

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2006RTW/RBTOCVLL/DETAILS/00190m.jpg
if you stare at her boobs long enough her shirt looks like cheetah ears

[Jekka]

I think I might be in serious jeapardy of losing my Diesel Dyke card by posting fasion pics, even if I am lusting after some of wimmens in them.
But is it really such a bad card to lose?
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2006RTW/BVENETA/RUNWAY/00290m.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, enough of this bitch. Find somebody else hot.

[MannyIsGod]

How would coupons help me save money at Walmart? Walmart would have to accept less money than what others are charged for the items I have coupons for.How would I save money in a sale? The store would have to accept less money than they normally charge.

[MannyIsGod]

We've been up since 2, and we've been drinking since we got up. :lol

[Melmart1]

Okay, enough of this bitch. Find somebody else hot.
Honestly, there really aren't too many hot women in high fashion. They are there for their bodies and how well clothes drape on them, not because they are facially beautiful. That's why some of them wear a ton of makeup.

Du Juan is an acception, she is gorgeous. And I L-O-V-E her legs. She actually HAS legs. I think Jess might agree with me, bitches in fashion don't always have legs, instead they have toothpicks. Case in point:

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/ZPOSEN/RUNWAY/00090m.jpg

Seriously, who would find those calcified pieces of dental floss attractive?

[ShoogarBear]

If you bought an item on sale, and it turned out to be a piece of crap, it could cost you more money in the long run than if you had bought a good item at full price.

I'm just sayin'.

:smokin

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah those legs are gross.

Am I the only guy who watches Ugly Betty?

[ShoogarBear]

Honestly, there really aren't too many hot women in high fashion. I believe I speak for every man here when I say I don't give a shit about the high fashion.

Now, you have your marching orders. Proceed as directed.

[ORION]

She looks like a purple ninja turtle


http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/ZPOSEN/RUNWAY/00090m.jpg

[Melmart1]

Yeah those legs are gross.

Am I the only guy who watches Ugly Betty?

Hahaha, Ugly Betty ROCKS! That might be my new favorite show in TV.

Why did Henry's ex have to come back? WHY!?!? :cry

[Jekka]

Honestly, there really aren't too many hot women in high fashion. They are there for their bodies and how well clothes drape on them, not because they are facially beautiful. That's why some of them wear a ton of makeup.

Du Juan is an acception, she is gorgeous. And I L-O-V-E her legs. She actually HAS legs. I think Jess might agree with me, bitches in fashion don't always have legs, instead they have toothpicks. Case in point:

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/ZPOSEN/RUNWAY/00090m.jpg

Seriously, who would find those calcified pieces of dental floss attractive?
I was just mentioning to Manny earlier how scary Chanel Iman looks :lol

Jessica Stam has legs, too, actually. One reason I like her.
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/BILBLASS/RUNWAY/00330m.jpg

[Jekka]

Hahaha, Ugly Betty ROCKS! That might be my new favorite show in TV.

Why did Henry's ex have to come back? WHY!?!? :cry
I love Henry. Betty seriously needs to ditch Walter to try and win Henry back.

[Melmart1]

I was just mentioning to Manny earlier how scary Chanel Iman looks :lol
Not to mention that she is wearing Zac Posen, one of the most overrated designers ever. I think I liked maybe two of his pieces this year:

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/ZPOSEN/RUNWAY/00440m.jpg
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/ZPOSEN/RUNWAY/00200m.jpg

At least he had the good sense to use Du Juan, although what she is wearing is HIDEOUS:

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/ZPOSEN/RUNWAY/00270m.jpg

[Melmart1]

Seriously, she looks like she has a little 4-months pregnant baby bump going. If a designer can't figure out how to make black look slimming he shouldn't have a runway show.

[ORION]

Does she have wood ?!?!?

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/ZPOSEN/RUNWAY/00270m.jpg[/QUOTE]

[Jekka]

I bookmarked the same muted-peach dress - the rest of his stuff was kind of meh.

Benhati Prinsloo is pretty hot, especially when her hair is down.
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/ABERARDI/RUNWAY/00050m.jpg

[Melmart1]

I love Henry. Betty seriously needs to ditch Walter to try and win Henry back.
Well, Walter is going to Maryland so number one is done. And the actor who plays Henry said he is signed for every episode for the rest of the season and all of next season. So there better be some courtin' going on!

[Melmart1]

I bookmarked the same muted-peach dress - the rest of his stuff was kind of meh.

Benhati Prinsloo is pretty hot, especially when her hair is down.


She actually looked hot in the Zac Posen show, although I don't care for the dress:

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/ZPOSEN/RUNWAY/00340m.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

Women calling other women hot is hot.

[Melmart1]

Manny, would you let Jess have a threesome with me and Du Juan?

[ORION]

Women calling other women hot is hot.
but actions speak louder than words. I remember Melmart had a quick thing with a certain nun and that was hot

[ShoogarBear]

It would be even hotter if the women they were calling hot were hot. I haven't seen anyone with an ass yet.

[ORION]

It would be even hotter if the women they were calling hot were hot. I haven't seen anyone with an ass yet.
:donkey

[Jekka]

Well, Walter is going to Maryland so number one is done. And the actor who plays Henry said he is signed for every episode for the rest of the season and all of next season. So there better be some courtin' going on!
Hooray! Henry reminds me of what's his face from the Dead Poet's Society.

[Trainwreck2100]

It would be even hotter if the women they were calling hot were hot. I haven't seen anyone with an ass yet.

you need to eat a burger or two, to have an ass.

[Melmart1]

but actions speak louder than words. I remember Melmart had a quick thing with a certain nun and that was hot
You fucking liar! :lol The nuns at St. Paul's were all hideous and you know it. I will not lick coochie if I have to clear cowbwebs first. Now if she was hot like Audrey Hepburn in "The Nun's Story" then I might have to go to hell to get me some of that.

[Melmart1]

Hooray! Henry reminds me of what's his face from the Dead Poet's Society.
Robert Sean Leonard?

[ORION]

you need to eat a burger or two, to have an ass.
I feel that you have to be born with an ass. You don't just get one. I'vbe seen big fatties with no booty and skinny chicks that keep draggin all that wagon

[Jekka]

Robert Sean Leonard?
Yes. I can't ever remember his name.

[Melmart1]

I'vbe seen big fatties with no booty

I remember this girl I used to work with, she was pretty obese but flat as a board in the back. She actually bought one of those girdle thingies with padding in the rear and wore it to a club once. I couldn't stop laughing, I had no idea at the time that such a thing existed.

[ORION]

You fucking liar! :lol The nuns at St. Paul's were all hideous and you know it. I will not lick coochie if I have to clear cowbwebs first.
just carry a spray bottle with water in it

[ShoogarBear]

I feel that you have to be born with an ass. You don't just get one. I'vbe seen big fatties with no booty and skinny chicks that keep draggin all that wagonThis is an important enough question to warrant NIH research funding.

[Melmart1]

Yes. I can't ever remember his name.
I had to look it up myself :lol

[Jekka]

Manny says we can have a threesome with Du Juan if he can watch it and videotape it.

[ShoogarBear]

I remember this girl I used to work with, she was pretty obese but flat as a board in the back. She actually bought one of those girdle thingies with padding in the rear and wore it to a club once. She left with midge and hasn't been seen since.

[Melmart1]

He can watch but if you are gonna video tape it then my white Messican ass needs to get some spray tan!

[Melmart1]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Melmart1




I remember this girl I used to work with, she was pretty obese but flat as a board in the back. She actually bought one of those girdle thingies with padding in the rear and wore it to a club once. She left with midge and hasn't been seen since.



:lmao

[Jekka]

He can watch but if you are gonna video tape it then my white Messican ass needs to get some spray tan!
Ditto. I've been working nights so long I might blind people.

[MannyIsGod]

This shit is gonna be like the SuperBowl. I want the camera on wires and a camera in each "endzone". I gotta be able to put this shit on instant replay.

[ShoogarBear]

He can watch but if you are gonna video tape it then my white Messican ass needs to get some spray tan!I can pick up a can on my way over.

[MannyIsGod]

in HD!

[ShoogarBear]

Ditto. I've been working nights so long I might blind people.Two cans.

[ShoogarBear]

in HD!Elit. . . my MAN!

[Jekka]

We can do some tanning to prep beforehand. Now we just need to find someone with a backyard that doesn't mind our naked asses.

[ORION]

This is an important enough question to warrant NIH research funding.
I'll be the surveyor ! You can be in charge of hiring and interviewing candidates

[ShoogarBear]

We can do some tanning to prep beforehand. Now we just need to find someone with a backyard that doesn't mind our naked asses.I got a backyard for your backyards.

[Melmart1]

I can pick up a can on my way over.
They come in spray bottles and lotions, not cans. It's not spray paint, ya know!

[Melmart1]

We can do some tanning to prep beforehand. Now we just need to find someone with a backyard that doesn't mind our naked asses.
It would help too if it were warm and sunny outside. I have never tanned with goosebumps and don't intend on it now. The only bumps on my body when I tan better be my nipples.

[Jekka]

I have some that I haven't tried out yet. It's good stuff, but I'm still afraid I'll end up orange like all the people I make fun of.

[MannyIsGod]

hahahahaha, I'd make fun of Jess until the end of time if she ever used self tanner because she ALWAYS tries to call people out on that.

[Jekka]

It would help too if it were warm and sunny outside. I have never tanned with goosebumps and don't intend on it now. The only bumps on my body when I tan better be my nipples.
:eyebrows That's a fun mental picture.

[ShoogarBear]

They come in spray bottles and lotions, not cans. It's not spray paint, ya know!:lmao

Obviously, I've never used it.

I guess it would have been a faux pas to pick something up from Benjamin Moore.

Thanks, that could have been embarassing.

[Melmart1]

I have some that I haven't tried out yet. It's good stuff, but I'm still afraid I'll end up orange like all the people I make fun of.
Same here! I have some Dove Energy Glow but haven't had the guts to use it. If I want to look jaundiced I will drink some tomato juice or something.

[MannyIsGod]

Eat carrots! You'll be orange in no time.

[Jekka]

Same here! I have some Dove Energy Glow but haven't had the guts to use it. If I want to look jaundiced I will drink some tomato juice or something.
:lol Yeah, as much as I rag on people for looking orange, I have to be careful about not falling into that mold ...

[Melmart1]

I only eat baby carrots. And not in enough quantity to induce an orange glow. I only make fun of fake bakers when it's obviously a bad job. If you look like George Hamilton when you are done, you deserve to be laughed at.

[Jekka]

I only eat baby carrots. And not in enough quantity to induce an orange glow. I only make fun of fake bakers when it's obviously a bad job. If you look like George Hamilton when you are done, you deserve to be laughed at.
Or Jessica Simpson. She's scary.

[Melmart1]

Or Jessica Simpson. She's scary.
Jessica Simpson is scary on many levels. She wears too much makeup, her hair is too big, her eyebrows too thin and her skin too orange. If she was male, she could work at The Saint.

[Jekka]

Jessica Simpson is scary on many levels. She wears too much makeup, her hair is too big, her eyebrows too thin and her skin too orange. If she was male, she could work at The Saint.
I saw someone that looked like her at one of their Saturday night drag shows. I had to laugh a little.

[Spam]

Jessica Simpson is scary on many levels. She wears too much makeup, her hair is too big, her eyebrows too thin and her skin too orange. If she was male, she could work at The Saint.

But her hooters kick ass!!!

[Jekka]

But her hooters kick ass!!!
These hooters?
http://egotastic.com/image?path=0701/jessica-simpson-saggy-03.jpg&info=Jessica%20Simpson%20Saggy%20Breasts%20Picture s

[Melmart1]

Female Impersonator shows are hilarious. There was this dumb movie on TBS last weekend called "Connie and Carla" that has Toni Collette and the chick from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" who resort to dressing as men dressing as women to make money. Dumb movie but I couldnt stop watching. It was great.

[Jekka]

Female Impersonator shows are hilarious. There was this dumb movie on TBS last weekend called "Connie and Carla" that has Toni Collette and the chick from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" who resort to dressing as men dressing as women to make money. Dumb movie but I couldnt stop watching. It was great.
I get a little sad, though, when I realize that some of those men have better legs than I do.

[Melmart1]

Jessican Simpson also has no ass. Now you want to talk about hot Jessicas with ass? Biel gets my vote. I watched "The Illusionist" for work a few weeks back and though the movie was great, I was wishing she was wearing something skimpier.

[Spam]

These hooters?
http://egotastic.com/image?path=0701/jessica-simpson-saggy-03.jpg&info=Jessica%20Simpson%20Saggy%20Breasts%20Picture s

Yup, those are the ones!!! Like you've never taken a bad picture? :lmao

God knows some of my pics suck major ass.

[Spam]

Jessican Simpson also has no ass. Now you want to talk about hot Jessicas with ass? Biel gets my vote. I watched "The Illusionist" for work a few weeks back and though the movie was great, I was wishing she was wearing something skimpier.

:tu I'd love to suck that ass!!

[Melmart1]

I get a little sad, though, when I realize that some of those men have better legs than I do.
Yes but we don't have to shave our adam's apple like Daniel's brother/sister did in "Ugly Betty" :lol

[Jekka]

Yes but we don't have to shave our adam's apple like Daniel's brother/sister did in "Ugly Betty" :lol
:lol Eeeew. That just sounds like a gross surgery. There are very few surgeries that I can't watch - rhinoplasty is one (because of that HORRIBLE noise that the chisel makes ... ugh), and something like that would be another.

[midgetonadonkey]

I watched a chick get turned into a dude once.

[RichardSimmons]

I've watched men turn into women.

[Melmart1]

:lol Eeeew. That just sounds like a gross surgery. There are very few surgeries that I can't watch - rhinoplasty is one (because of that HORRIBLE noise that the chisel makes ... ugh), and something like that would be another.
I agree with the rhinoplasty. They basically break your nose and the sound of human bone breaking ON PURPOSE is just a little much.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'll be damned if I go to the Spurs forum tonight.

[midgetonadonkey]

I always try to stay out of there. It's annoying.

[midgetonadonkey]

But it gets boring sometimes so I just say fuck it and go make terrible comments.

[MannyIsGod]

You just gotta know who the good posters in there are and filter out all the noise.

[ShoogarBear]

I'll be damned if I go to the Spurs forum tonight.Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

I intend to bitch everywhere I can.

[ShoogarBear]

Some silver bikini pics might help to alleviate my pain.

[Melmart1]

I never actually claimed to have a silver bikini. But if I did no pics, I can only imagine what the photoshop geniuses would do with them. However, in the interest of proving my point about how sexy they can be, here is some eye candy:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000CRDIXM.01-A31UF6IUE26CK9._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_V40877611_.jpg
http://www.pxdrive.com/pics/norm/26096.jpg
http://images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/171248.jpg
http://www.rogiani.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Metallic-Bikini-Crop.jpg
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_04.jpg
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_03.jpg
http://i.cnn.net/si/si_online/covers/images/1993/0222_large.jpg
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/05_yrahi_01.jpg

Now Shoogar better stop bitching about posting hot girls!

[ShoogarBear]

Outstanding work. I feel better already.

[ORION]

The spurs are so lazy right now. I feel like playing ball right now to get my frustration out.

[ORION]

man I love Duck Dodgers

[Melmart1]

The spurs are so lazy right now. I feel like playing ball right now to get my frustration out.
Dude, this is a refuge from the spurs fan whining. take that weak whining shit out of here!

[midgetonadonkey]

Thank you Mel. It turns me on so much when you regulate on people.

[Melmart1]

I haven't regulated in awhile. Felt kinda good.

[ORION]

Dude, this is a refuge from the spurs fan whining. take that weak whining shit out of here!
I'm not whining. I don't like to go "over there" because its mostly people who can't play and really can't say much. They think they know what the spurs are doing wrong however they've never been on a court in their lives. I'm just stating facts.

[ORION]

I haven't regulated in awhile. Felt kinda good.
you didn't regulate on jack.

[midgetonadonkey]

I haven't played basketball in a while. I used to like playing 21 tip in.

[midgetonadonkey]

you didn't regulate on jack.

Them fightin' words.

[Melmart1]

you didn't regulate on jack.
Bitch, don't make me kick you in your painted balls. Now quit crying about the idiots in the Spurs forum and get back to burning mecco.

[ORION]

I haven't played basketball in a while. I used to like playing 21 tip in.
tip in was fun. I hated getting to 19 and the weakest dude would get lucky and tip me in because I'd miss and the ball would smack him in the face and go in. damn chinese bastards

[ORION]

Bitch, don't make me kick you in your painted balls. Now quit crying about the idiots in the Spurs forum and get back to burning mecco.
I'm done for your information but as soon as you tell me what the spurs need to do I'll regulate on that ass like a pregnant field mouse trying to steal cheese from a lion

[Melmart1]

I'm done for your information but as soon as you tell me what the spurs need to do I'll regulate on that ass like a pregnant field mouse trying to steal cheese from a lion
Spurs need to hire Coach Roger.

[midgetonadonkey]

burnt mecco

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, ORION, ShoogarBear, Jekka

Hey, baby! Wanna come spray some Jaundice in a Bottle on me? :eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

I haven't regulated in awhile. Felt kinda good.It'd feel better in a silver bikini.

[ORION]

Spurs need to hire Coach Roger.
:lol
coach rodger couldn't teach a fish to swim, but Paul Ramirez was and is a great coach

[Melmart1]

Coach Debbie would regulate on their asses. She could scare Steve Nash into playing some D.

[Jekka]

Mel's hot when she regulates.

[ORION]

Coach Debbie would regulate on their asses. She could scare Steve Nash into playing some D.
as long as she keeps that damn neck brace off

[ShoogarBear]

Mel's hot when she regulates.All the more reason to do it in the silver bikini.

[Melmart1]

Shoogar is obsessed with the silver bikini :lol

[ORION]

Shoogar is obsessed with the silver bikini :lol
that sounds like a good name for a drink. I'll take a silver bikini and my friend will have a red thong

[Jekka]

Shoogar is obsessed with the silver bikini :lol
Well I don't think any of us would protest if you posted pictures of you in a silver bikini.

[Melmart1]

As pale as I am right now, between my white skin and the metallic of the silver you guys would have to wear sunglasses or else risk ocular injury.

[MannyIsGod]

I don't understand ocular. I only understand silver bikini.

[ShoogarBear]

It's a risk I'm willing to take.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll risk the ocular injury. Post pics dammit.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

As pale as I am right now, between my white skin and the metallic of the silver you guys would have to wear sunglasses or else risk ocular injury.it pays to be brown year round.

[CuckingFunt]

How in holy hell did I miss out on all the girl-on-girl-on-top-model action?

Dammit!

[ShoogarBear]

This is a asynchronous communication mode. Feel free to add your contributions

[midgetonadonkey]

It's cold outside.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/post-1-1145902276.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't stop watching that.

[Trainwreck2100]

Spurs need to hire Coach Roger.


Hemburger is the man behind the myth over there

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck, do you have that as a sig because it looks badass or because you like Jurassic Park that much?

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit. I was hoping Rocky was going to die in the middle of his last fight.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't find my remote.

[midgetonadonkey]

I decided to finally start playing World of Warcraft before I have to leave to my eye doctor appointment and it has to download patches. What the fuck? I want to play now before I forget again.

[Melmart1]

The Grudge 2 is a ridiculously boring movie.

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck, do you have that as a sig because it looks badass or because you like Jurassic Park that much?

The badass thing

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/post-1-1145902276.gifi hope that lady is doing time somewhere.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The Grudge 2 is a ridiculously boring movie.Going off the first one, I bet it was.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/post-1-1145902276.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2RAmqbymhw
Here's the video with sound

[midgetonadonkey]

i hope that lady is doing time somewhere.

It was a simple assault. She spent the night in county and that's probably about it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It was a simple assault. She spent the night in county and that's probably about it.it sounded a whole lot worse.

[midgetonadonkey]

The sky is blue and the leaves are green
The sun's as warm as a baked potato

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zRzVtY6yqI

[midgetonadonkey]

Everyone should watch Cannibal the Musical at least once.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caq9uFqreyk

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xKl0e8jALY

[lil'mo]

angel lov

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ibUjjcwY4w

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acrcm09NDdE

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss my old lady.

[midgetonadonkey]

burnt mecco

[midgetonadonkey]

I love when a man pees on my dirty feet.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh, do you like anal?


I love it

[midgetonadonkey]

I eat tacos every once and a while.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to eat barbacoa tomorrow morning.

[midgetonadonkey]

The South Park character Chef was created while Matt Stone and Tre Parker were eating acid in the woods.

[midgetonadonkey]

Acid leads to many wonderful things.

[midgetonadonkey]

One time I ate 3 hits of acid and broke open a glow stick and sprayed the liquid all over my bathroom. I sat on the covered toilet and stared at all the glowing spots for about 2 hours. It appeared to me that I was at light speed in a Star Wars movie. Acid is great.

[midgetonadonkey]

Snowmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Everyone should watch the whole Cannibal movie first and then watch the movie with the audio commentary. It's fucking great. They drink through the whole commentary.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just got a spam email asking me if I wanted 500% more sperm. Why would anyone want that much more sperm?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://media.putfile.com/Copy-of-RUBEN-RAMOS---BARBACOA-BLUES

The Southside anthem.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never understood the obsession with barbacoa and Big Red. Big Red tastes like ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Everyone should watch the whole Cannibal movie first and then watch the movie with the audio commentary. It's fucking great. They drink through the whole commentary.Cannibal! The Musical is one of the gems of my DVD collection. That movie makes me laugh till I hurt.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just got a spam email asking me if I wanted 500% more sperm. Why would anyone want that much more sperm?

500 percent more little Midges running around?

[midgetonadonkey]

Cannibal! The Musical is one of the gems of my DVD collection. That movie makes me laugh till I hurt.

That's all I'm asking for.

[midgetonadonkey]

Niiice hat!

[trueD]

My anit-depressant made me depressed. I think that makes me an ADD'er. And really, ADD is better than being depressed. But being depressed with ADD truly sucks!

[trueD]

...because I'd forget what I was going to get in the next room, but didn't care.

I couldn't remember names, but thought it didn't matter.

My dogs didn't get walked because I couldn't decide which route to take, and thought it wasn't enough just to walk them once...they needed more. Could I do it? I didn't believe so.

[trueD]

Because of ADD, snorting cross-tops when I was a teenager made me just wanna sit there all fukking day long.

[trueD]

Depression is a killer.

ADD adds character :lol

[trueD]

Plus, having ADD=low expectations. Low expectations=less dissappointment. Of course, I'm not going anywhere but it's always fun when I don't.

[CuckingFunt]

It's very unattractive when the breasts start sagging, but the implants don't.

[trueD]

It's very unattractive when the breasts start sagging, but the implants don't.Well, there's always exercises for that.

I guess I could read more.

[Trainwreck2100]

i got drunk lost $80 and my debit card, but when those fuckers try to use it, it will be declined, so fuck tzhem

[Richard Cranium]

i got drunk lost $80 and my debit card, but when those fuckers try to use it, it will be declined, so fuck tzhem

Did you at least pay for her drink first?

[Richard Cranium]

Hell, you are making me depressed.

[Richard Cranium]

And Big Red kicks ass with barbacoa.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rhinestone is on CMT. Possibly the worst movie of all time.

[midgetonadonkey]

My baby's got sauce.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bababouy!

[Squid]

What the fuck bitches? Where's my slut CuckingFunt? I feel like wrapping myself around her ovaries.

[Squid]

I want to eat some food. What should I make for dinner?

[Squid]

Anyone have any ideas about what I should make?

[Squid]

Where the fuck is everyone?

[Squid]

Timvp ate my uncle.

[timvp]

Timvp ate my uncle.

He threatened to ink on me.

[Squid]

He threatened to ink on me.

Don't act like you wouldn't like an ink bukkake.

[ashbeeigh]

oh geezzzz.

[Melmart1]

What the fuck is your problem, bitch?

[Squid]

What the fuck is your problem, bitch?

Your talk like that gets me so fucking hot Melmart. I now want to wrap myself around your ovaries as opposed to CuckingFunts.

[Melmart1]

Even if I told you that I battered, deep fried and ate your other cousin dipped in marinara?

[Squid]

Even if I told you that I battered, deep fried and ate your other cousin dipped in marinara?

That gets me even hotter. If you really did do that, that would make me want to cling on to your fallopian tubes and become one with them.

[ashbeeigh]

What the fuck is your problem, bitch?

I was nice all weekend, and it pissed me the hell off.

[Melmart1]

That sounds painful. Would this change how my kids pop out? I don't want to be giving birth to no tentacled brats.

[Melmart1]

I was nice all weekend, and it pissed me the hell off.
You know what else was nice all weekend?

The fact that you weren't here.

[Squid]

I was nice all weekend, and it pissed me the hell off.

What pissed you off?

[Squid]

That sounds painful. Would this change how my kids pop out? I don't want to be giving birth to no tentacled brats.

Why not? Six arms are better than two.

[ashbeeigh]

You know what else was nice all weekend?

The fact that you weren't here.

I bet.


What pissed you off?

If I was even a touch sarcastic I was given the evil eye.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck 'em!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Now that's uncalled for.

[ShoogarBear]

I want to eat some food. What should I make for dinner?How about some fried calamari?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Alicia Keys is one mighty fine hitman/hooker.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f247/jrpacheco/drunk-multi-tasking.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f247/jrpacheco/punch1.jpg

[NASpurs]

Hey I think I know that girl. She was telling me how much she drank yesterday. Wow internet pics sure travel fast.

[ORION]

I just got a spam email asking me if I wanted 500% more sperm. Why would anyone want that much more sperm?
send me the address. I would need a caldron to burn all that mecco

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGPFoKnZOgY

[ORION]

can you imagine getting hit with a paintball right on a nut !

[CuckingFunt]

Your talk like that gets me so fucking hot Melmart. I now want to wrap myself around your ovaries as opposed to CuckingFunts.:depressed

How could I have been just tossed aside like that? You'd think we could work something out... Mel and I could each grab a few tentacles and share.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just found out the person organizing our HS reunion is a child molester.

I knew the molester part before, I just found out about the organizer part.

[CuckingFunt]

Alicia Keys is one mighty fine hitman/hooker.Lesbian hitman/hooker.



I still haven't gone to see that movie, dammit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Lesbian hitman/hooker.



I still haven't gone to see that movie, dammit.

Actually, bi-sexual...but I'm not complaining.

[CuckingFunt]

Actually, bi-sexual...but I'm not complaining.Even better!

Score one for us confused/greedy folk.

[ashbeeigh]

I just found out the person organizing our HS reunion is a child molester.

I knew the molester part before, I just found out about the organizer part.
Well..that's...interesting.

[Melmart1]

:depressed

How could I have been just tossed aside like that? You'd think we could work something out... Mel and I could each grab a few tentacles and share.
I wouldn't mind sharing. We can both be squid's bitch.

[CuckingFunt]

I wouldn't mind sharing. We can both be squid's bitch.Woohoo!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't go in expecting an Oscar winner...but I loved this movie.

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1171418/photo_26_hires.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ministry actually showed up to the grammys last night
i didnt realize it was last night, i wanted to watch it in the silght chance they actually won
i think slayer took it, oh well

[Spurminator]

What Jethro Tull didn't put out an album this year?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

They banned the flute from metal--was too hardcore

[midgetonadonkey]

I just found out I'll be getting paid $150 for my 1500 word article for the Reggae magazine. I would never ever use this smiley but....:elephant

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate dry boogers.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I hate dry boogers.

You should pay somebody to remove them with your newfound fortune.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's a good idea. It's about time I get myself a manservant like Jerome.

[midgetonadonkey]

My dog is trying to fight with me.

[Melmart1]

I just found out I'll be getting paid $150 for my 1500 word article for the Reggae magazine. I would never ever use this smiley but....:elephant
wow, .10/word is great for your first article. Congrats!

[midgetonadonkey]

Gracias.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/948/pepwizqu4.jpg
lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night

lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I just tried a new cheesecake recipe and it fell apart in the oven. :madrun

I'm pissed. It was going to be a special Valentine's Day cheesecake. :pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

I just tried a new cheesecake recipe and it fell apart in the oven. :madrun

I'm pissed. It was going to be a special Valentine's Day cheesecake. :pctoss

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[Melmart1]

I just tried a new cheesecake recipe and it fell apart in the oven. :madrun


THis is quite possibly the gayest thing you have ever posted.

[ShoogarBear]

THis is quite possibly the gayest thing you have ever posted.:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

It gets worse. He was making it for Horry for 3.

[CuckingFunt]

THis is quite possibly the gayest thing you have ever posted.Hands down.

Reading it made me want to rip out a patch of my nonexistent chest hair.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hands down.

Reading it made me want to rip out a patch of my nonexistent chest hair.

I'm offended.

And I'm not even gay.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm offended.Sucks to be you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Screw you guys. I'm trying to give someone a really special Valentine's Day. And yes, I like to bake. If you want to bust my balls, fuck you. I'm an old stoner and all stoners love to cook. I got to go rebake my cheesecake. :pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

Screw you guys. I'm trying to give someone a really special Valentine's Day. And yes, I like to bake. If you want to bust my balls, fuck you. I'm an old stoner and all stoners love to cook. I got to go rebake my cheesecake. :pctossI think it's sweet, actually.




But still pretty damn gay.

[ShoogarBear]

Screw you guys. I'm trying to give someone a really special Valentine's Day. And yes, I like to bake. If you want to bust my balls, fuck you. I'm an old stoner and all stoners love to cook. I got to go rebake my cheesecake. :pctoss:dramaquee

[ashbeeigh]

If you put some kind of topping on ithe cheesecake then it would be gay. The fact that it fell apart is just funny.

Not that I could make a cheesecake. Well, a good one at that.

[ShoogarBear]

I think the New Midge's victory is now complete.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I went with a spa treatment for my Valentine that's fairly stressed right now.

[ShoogarBear]

And yes, I like to bake.Dibs on the sig.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder which is gayer -- baking, or embroidery?

[ashbeeigh]

I went with a spa treatment for my Valentine that's fairly stressed right now.

+1 on the gay quotient for JB, I do believe.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, I was thinking about bringing back JB's quote for the Feng Shui juxtaposition.

[ashbeeigh]

I wonder which is gayer -- baking, or embroidery?

There's some pretty attractive chefs out there, I'm not going to lie. I'd go with the embroidery.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

+1 on the gay quotient for JB, I do believe.

Fuck you, you're just pissed that nobody's buying you a foot treatment to clean the black crusty mold on your patas.

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck you, you're just pissed that nobody's buying you a foot treatment to clean the black crusty mold on your patas.

My feet are fine now, thank you very much.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge post your article already

[midgetonadonkey]

It hasn't been typed yet. I still need to do some research. The deadline is the 28th. It will be posted by then.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge did you see ministry totally bukkake every other person on the red carpet

[Cant_Be_Faded]

they even brought their bitches

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/388106344_de4d65464d_o.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't see the Red Carpet but they should've won. Lies, lies, lies was a great fucking song. Either way, Slayer winning was pretty cool.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yeah slayer was overdue. I'm just glad Stonesour didn't win.

Midge if you get her flowers for wednesday that is beneath you. Just write her a poem. It never fails

[ShoogarBear]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wanna fuck?

-midge

[CuckingFunt]

My balls are blue
'Cause we didn't fuck
If you want roses
You're fresh outta luck

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So ashbeeigh, are you going to get gang-banged by the soccer team on Valentine's morning or evening?

[ashbeeigh]

So ashbeeigh, are you going to get gang-banged by the soccer team on Valentine's morning or evening?

I'll be too busy with the basketball players.


I'm kidding. Valentines is lame. My roommate and I will probably get drunk with another single friend.