Free Quattro Razor (3)

[ORION]

You are the reason I am currently downloading Eazy E's greatest hits.
they are all hits.
the man in the back had a camera
so he came out to test his stamina
against eazy-e well he took one
fell to the floor so I run

[ORION]

when I was younger much younger it was always NWA, Scarface, Gangsta NIP

[midgetonadonkey]

That was my jr high rap music. I went from that to No Limit in high school.

[ORION]

That was my jr high rap music. I went from that to No Limit in high school.
I went to Do or Die and UGK oh and Bone. I met Bone those dudes where so high.

[ORION]

and 2pac. have you listened to gangsta NIP ?

[midgetonadonkey]

and 2pac. have you listened to gangsta NIP ?

Never did.

[midgetonadonkey]

A little something to scorch the retinas.

[kingsfan]

Wtf? Damn midge, you should warn people before you post that shit :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

What fun would that be?

[Po'Boy]

That is just plain nasty.

[Melmart1]

Don't bitch. He can do far worse. He already has in the past.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is very true.

[midgetonadonkey]

What movie is worth going to see?

[midgetonadonkey]

I was thinking Ghost Rider but Nicolas Cage is in it and he fucks up every movie he's in. He is a fucking terrible actor.

[midgetonadonkey]

Possibly Smoking Aces. I hear that's a decent flick.

[midgetonadonkey]

I also hear good things about Letters from Iwo Jima but I don't know how funny it will be.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sure I can find some things to laugh at.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I found things to laugh at during Shindler's List, I'm sure that movie might have a laugh or two in it.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha The kids were in the toilet. lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe I should go see the new Diane Keaton movie. She is hilarious.

[midgetonadonkey]

She is old yet still thinks she's attractive. That's funny.

[Melmart1]

Take your woman to see "Music and Lyrics"

[midgetonadonkey]

Take your woman to see "Music and Lyrics"

I'd rather stick a toothpick in my pee hole. There is no way I'm sitting through a Hugh Grant movie. I can't take that much charm.

[Melmart1]

But you sang and danced to JT... how can Hugh Grant be unacceptable when he is fucking Drew Barrymore? At least with the movie you get Drew Barrymore!

[midgetonadonkey]

I would consider seeing Pan's Labyrinth but I don't have any mushrooms.

[Melmart1]

midge sang along when JT performed.

[midgetonadonkey]

But you sang and danced to JT... how can Hugh Grant be unacceptable when he is fucking Drew Barrymore? At least with the movie you get Drew Barrymore!

Dammit I didn't sing and dance to JT!!! :madrun

I would watch it if they showed actual penetration, but I don't think they will.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

Although last night I did perform a nice rendition of ELO's Telephone Line.

[Melmart1]

I am sure you captured her heart forever with that one...

[Melmart1]

I don't know why you are looking at 1st release movies, I know your broke Mexican ass can't afford those. You need to look at Dollar Theater movies.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvQKi3a1IE

[Melmart1]

What $1 movie theaters are on the Soufside?

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know why you are looking at 1st release movies, I know your broke Mexican ass can't afford those. You need to look at Dollar Theater movies.

Don't say anything about me being broke. I told her I hit big in the stock market.

[midgetonadonkey]

What $1 movie theaters are on the Soufside?

There's one about a mile from my house.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

BTW, Midge...that story you got put on a government watch list trying to find; I posted it here...just search through my threads started from summer 2005.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Porn movie causes trouble for two men

By: Donna Frake
February 16, 2007

One man's viewing pleasure was the cause of another man's alarm just before noon Feb. 11.
Let's just say it was not your typical Sunday morning.

According to the police report, officers were called to a residence in the 100 block of North Main Street after a man kicked in his neighbor's door and threatened him with a sword. The caller said the subject lived downstairs with his mother.

Police made contact with the neighbor, a 39-year-old man, who told them he heard a woman screaming from upstairs and feared she was being sexually assaulted.

The subject said he grabbed the 39-inch sword, went upstairs and kicked in the door to investigate. He repeatedly asked his neighbor "Where is she?" and made him open a closet, and searched the apartment looking for a woman in distress.

The victim told his neighbor, and later showed police the evidence, that the noise came from a pornographic movie he was watching.

According to the police report, the subject said he got the sword from his father, who had it in the armed forces. There was German writing etched on the blade of the sword.

The victim said he was fearful for his safety and was afraid the he would be stabbed during the incident.

Police are seeking charges of second-degree reckless endangerment of safety, criminal trespassing, criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct against the 39-year-old Oconomowoc man.

http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1402&dept_id=173494&newsid=17860751&PAG=461&rfi=9

[midgetonadonkey]

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/member.php?u=137651

Mel, he stole your avatar.

[Melmart1]

I am truly offended!

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I might cut my pants down to shorts.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had no idea that hairy chick's cock was showing. :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

How short should I make my new shorts?

[Melmart1]

I had no idea that hairy chick's cock was showing. :lmao
I didnt notice it until I saw the panties around it's ankles, then I looked and was like "oh, shit!" :lmao

[Melmart1]

Did y'all know Shoogs is a mod now? SpursTalk will never be the same! Where is Trannywreck to criticize him? Thank God I had mod powers too or he would ban me. I am worried now :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to be a mod.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't even abuse my powers that much.

[Melmart1]

"that much" hahaha

[midgetonadonkey]

When I'm a mod, I will make you my heir apparent.

[ShoogarBear]

Soon, my Padawan. First I have to figure out how to ban the other mods.

[Melmart1]

not gonna happen! whottt already tried. and if it were possible, him and chump and ahf would have banned each other by now :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I wonder what happens if I press the "Delete Website" button?

[Melmart1]

i dont know what half the shit is. i am scared to do much beyond closing a thread.

[ShoogarBear]

I let whottt ban me in chat once so he could test doing it, and then he couldn't figure out how to unban me.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm surprised I've never been banned.

[Melmart1]

I let whottt ban me in chat once so he could test doing it, and then he couldn't figure out how to unban me.
I did that once on a Red Sox board that I briefly helped out at. Was some funny shit, poor guy had to start a whole new account. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I'm surprised I've never been banned.I can end your surprise.

[midgetonadonkey]

Go for it. But you gotta unban me.

[ShoogarBear]

Be careful what you wish for . . .

[ShoogarBear]

Midge, if you can get ten yes votes in the poll in the next hour, I will unban you.

[ShoogarBear]

. . . assuming I can figure out how.

[ShoogarBear]

You have two so far.

[ShoogarBear]

Too bad Saturday evening is probably like about the lightest activity on the board.

[ShoogarBear]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (2 members and 1 guests)
ShoogarBear, Silver21_Black20

I note that SilBlack is hesitating in making her vote.

[ShoogarBear]

It's times like these you find out who your friends really are.

[ShoogarBear]

Melmart1 went Peter the Apostle on you.

[Melmart1]

:lmao I hadn't read this thread yet or I would have voted "yes"

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

I was wondering what he did to get banned cause he has posted and said some fucked up things without getting banned.

[ShoogarBear]

All he had to do was ask. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

That was some funny shit.

[ShoogarBear]

Three times Melmart denied you.

[Melmart1]

three times? how the hell did I do that?

[ShoogarBear]

It's a Biblical literary allusion, Miss Catholic School.

[midgetonadonkey]

I saw that and I will keep it in mind.

[ORION]

man I couldn't get 2 votes to be unbanned let alone 10. all of them would be "who"

[Melmart1]

I would unban you.. can't let my fellow Royal suffer.

[ShoogarBear]

Royal? Is he like Prince Harry or something?

[ORION]

Royal? Is he like Prince Harry or something?
do you have prince albert in a can ?

[ORION]

I would unban you.. can't let my fellow Royal suffer.
:drunk

[Melmart1]

Royal? Is he like Prince Harry or something?
St. Pauls Royals. I believe we explained this before. But you are old so I will recap it for you. We went to the same elementary/middle school and our mascot was the Royals. Me, Orion and Trannywreck.

[Melmart1]

... and my black brother Jerome :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

"Rio" by Duran Duran is one of the coolest songs of its time.

[Melmart1]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUh0qqVy38

Duran Duran is waaay better than Coldplay ;)

[ORION]

I knew a kid in middle school who used to tuck his shirt into his underwear and by the end of the day his underwear would ride higher than his pants

[ShoogarBear]

St. Pauls Royals. I believe we explained this before. But you are old so I will recap it for you. We went to the same elementary/middle school and our mascot was the Royals. Me, Orion and Trannywreck.How could I forget those stirring tales of your glory days?

And what a distinguished alumni association you must have.

[ShoogarBear]

... and my black brother Jerome :lolHe was probably the only decent basketball player in the school.

[Melmart1]

He was probably the only decent basketball player in the school.
he is actually 6'3" and really fit and muscular, especially now since he is training for Special Forces. Sometimes I wonder if my mom just added the -ez to the end of our name so we fit in better in SA :lol tall, white mexicans? go figure!

[Melmart1]

So, is Kori gone to Vegas yet? When can we start banning people, Shoog? I say we start with CBF and the Mookie crew and work our way from there...

[ORION]

He was probably the only decent basketball player in the school.
no that was me

[ORION]

he is actually 6'3" and really fit and muscular, especially now since he is training for Special Forces. Sometimes I wonder if my mom just added the -ez to the end of our name so we fit in better in SA :lol tall, white mexicans? go figure!
at least he is taking his anger out in a positive way

[ORION]

So, is Kori gone to Vegas yet? When can we start banning people, Shoog? I say we start with CBF and the Mookie crew and work our way from there...
ban the next person that says the word "sweet"

[ShoogarBear]

So, is Kori gone to Vegas yet? They're there now.


When can we start banning people, Shoog? I say we start with CBF and the Mookie crew and work our way from there...Sweet!

[ShoogarBear]

ban the next person that says the word "sweet"Ooops.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUh0qqVy38

Duran Duran is waaay better than Coldplay ;)Hell Yeah!!!

[Melmart1]

Is that why Shoog is a mod? I bet they thought they needed the extra help. And if mavfans find out she is on vacation, we just might.

[ORION]

Ooops.
:depressed

[Moderator]

Being a mod can go to some people's heads.

[Jekka]

Fuck. I'm working a double tomorrow and can't sleep to save my life. Hospital coffee is from the devil.

[angel_luv]

Fuck. I'm working a double tomorrow and can't sleep to save my life. Hospital coffee is from the devil.


Having worked doubles almost all week, I feel for you.

I am off today and tomorrow. I can't remember the last time I had two days off in a row.

I am super excited!!!!!!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I am off today and tomorrow. I can't remember the last time I had two days off in a row.

I am super excited!!!!!!!!!

Ditto!

[ShoogarBear]

Sweet. Angel quoted a post with the word "fuck".

[Melmart1]

You said "sweet." Fucking tease!

[ashbeeigh]

I went to dinner tonight and found out the guy sitting next to me is going to have a sports psychology internship with the spurs this summer. Not only that, but he's going to measure hormone levels and brain activity relative to shotting percentages. How sweet is that?

[midgetonadonkey]

I went to dinner tonight and found out the guy sitting next to me is going to have a sports psychology internship with the spurs this summer. Not only that, but he's going to measure hormone levels and brain activity relative to shotting percentages. How sweet is that?

She said sweet. Fucking do it!!! Ban her!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

are sunday night at 9 always this boring?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not bored. I'm actually quite entertained.

[Trainwreck2100]

That 300 movie looks like it's gonna be the shit

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm defragging my computer and haven't done it in like 6 months

[ShoogarBear]

are sunday night at 9 always this boring?Everyone's getting laid.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm defragging my computer Okay, not everyone.

[Trainwreck2100]

Okay, not everyone.


everybody needs to defrag once in awhile

[3rdCoast]

Yep

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yep

Your GF should probably have been defragged.

[3rdCoast]

Lets not talk about that.

[3rdCoast]

god damn i am bored

[Trainwreck2100]

Lets not talk about that.


Yeah it's probably best you stay out of that thread.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah it's probably best you stay out of that thread.


:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9081/geki03ii4.gif

[Jekka]

Having worked doubles almost all week, I feel for you.

I am off today and tomorrow. I can't remember the last time I had two days off in a row.

I am super excited!!!!!!!!!
Woooooo I'm third on call tonight, and after working more than 16 of the last 24 hours I'm glad there's a chance I might have a few hours off.

[Melmart1]

Hey, Jekka, you sexy thing! :eyebrows

[Jekka]

Oh, Mel, you always know just what to say to make me feel better. Now if only we had cheesecake batter.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Had some Fat Bastard Shiraz this weekend. Not a big fan.

[Jekka]

Had some Fat Bastard Shiraz this weekend. Not a big fan.
We had some Wirra Wirra Scrubby Rise shiraz a few days ago and it was awesome - get it if you can find it.

[Melmart1]

Mmm, cheesecake batter!

[Melmart1]

Hey Jekka... have you read Project Rungay yet? They had some critiques of season 2 that cracked me up this week...

[Jekka]

I really need something sweet. Might have to make an ice cream run in a bit seeing as how there's nowhere to get cheesecake.

[Melmart1]

I need to make a homemade cheesecake.. I love mine with crushed turtles in it.. the chocolates, not the animal though.. :)

[Jekka]

Hey Jekka... have you read Project Rungay yet? They had some critiques of season 2 that cracked me up this week...
Hehe, "Commence bitchery!"

[ShoogarBear]

I really need something sweet. :ban::ban:

[Jekka]

I need to make a homemade cheesecake.. I love mine with crushed turtles in it.. the chocolates, not the animal though.. :)
My grandmother makes a cheesecake that's just a little sweet with a sour cream topping ... so freaking good. I also need to get her recipe for the little ones we used to make in muffin cups - nilla wafer on the bottom, cheesecake in the middle, and cherry pie filling on the top.

[Jekka]

Goddammit.

[Melmart1]

I looove that blog.. they are good friends with Laura from season 3 and have all kinds of pics of her new baby, the one she was pregnant with during the show... and lots of stuff from Emmett McCarthy from season 2.. he has his own boutique now in NYC and its fabulous! I can't wait till season 4!

[ShoogarBear]

Jekka is realllllllllly pushing it.

[Melmart1]

I use sour cream in my homemade apple pie... it is sooo good.. but takes all damn day to make...

[Melmart1]

Jekka is realllllllllly pushing it.
Gotdamnit.. go scratch your itch with NorCal.. he ASKED to be banned... I was leaving it to the newbie temp mod... YOU!!!

[Jekka]

Hey kid really is cute. I wasn't the biggest Emmett fan, but it's good to know he's doing well - I think he was just really out of his element in women's fashion.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

We had some Wirra Wirra Scrubby Rise shiraz a few days ago and it was awesome - get it if you can find it.


Thanks for the tip. I had a very good white a few weeks ago - Rombauer Chardonnay. I normally don't drink Chardonnay, but this was very good. If you haven't had it, give it a whirl...

[ALVAREZ6]

when's the last time norcal was banned?

[CuckingFunt]

Saccharine.

Honeyed.

Syrupy.

Sugary.

Candied.

[Trainwreck2100]

Saccharine.

Honeyed.

Syrupy.

Sugary.

Candied.

yams

[CuckingFunt]

I liked your Pac Man avi better.

[Melmart1]

Hey kid really is cute. I wasn't the biggest Emmett fan, but it's good to know he's doing well - I think he was just really out of his element in women's fashion.
Yeah, during the show he did but his boutique is mostly women's wear and it all looks great.. plus, he made Tim Gunn bobbleheads and got Tim to autograph them... I am soooo ready to buy one.. I just need to stop being cheap and pull the trigger...

http://emmettmccarthy.com/10_page.html

[Jekka]

Thanks for the tip. I had a very good white a few weeks ago - Rombauer Chardonnay. I normally don't drink Chardonnay, but this was very good. If you haven't had it, give it a whirl...
I don't normally do white or chardonnay either, but if I can find it I'll cook something white-wine-appropriate do drink it with. BTW, Kim Crawford sauvignon blanc is really great for cooking most seafood with - dry with lots of citrus - very tasty.

[ShoogarBear]

Exiled.

Evicted.

Expelled.

Dismissed.

Outlawed.

[CuckingFunt]

Exiled.

Evicted.

Expelled.

Dismissed.

Outlawed.:dramaquee

Autocrat.

Fascist.

Overlord.

Oppressor.

Martinet.

Tyrant.

[Trainwreck2100]

Exiled.

Evicted.

Expelled.

Dismissed.

Outlawed.

yams

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, during the show he did but his boutique is mostly women's wear and it all looks great.. plus, he made Tim Gunn bobbleheads and got Tim to autograph them... I am soooo ready to buy one.. I just need to stop being cheap and pull the trigger...

http://emmettmccarthy.com/10_page.htmlTotal brain fart moment... Emmett's the tall blonde guy, right?

[Trainwreck2100]

I liked your Pac Man avi better.


yes, but like a woman whose monthly visitor comes unexpectedly, I needed a change.

[Jekka]

Yeah, during the show he did but his boutique is mostly women's wear and it all looks great.. plus, he made Tim Gunn bobbleheads and got Tim to autograph them... I am soooo ready to buy one.. I just need to stop being cheap and pull the trigger...

http://emmettmccarthy.com/10_page.html
:lol Oh that's awesome! I totally want one.

[Jekka]

Did you see anything from the Gareth Pugh show, Mel? It's even scarier than usual this season.

[Melmart1]

Total brain fart moment... Emmett's the tall blonde guy, right?
Yeah, he was the one who was forced to wear the girly skater outfit...

[ALVAREZ6]

yes, but like a woman whose monthly visitor comes unexpectedly, I needed a change.
yeah do you even know what a change is?

[Trainwreck2100]

yeah do you even know what a change is?


sometimes I yearn for the ignorace of youth

[Melmart1]

:lol Oh that's awesome! I totally want one.
I want one! I don't know what's holding me back! I LOOOOVE Tim Gunn!!

Hey... did you read about him leaving Parsons to go and be the creative director of Liz Claiborne? I was upset till I realized that Kate Spade is a part of the LC umbrella.. I looove Kate Spade... So not sure how to feel...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I don't normally do white or chardonnay either, but if I can find it I'll cook something white-wine-appropriate do drink it with. BTW, Kim Crawford sauvignon blanc is really great for cooking most seafood with - dry with lots of citrus - very tasty.


I've been on a Brunello kick lately.

Brunello di Montalcino by Banfi is by far my favorite. I don't like spending $60 on a bottle of vino, but this shit is worth it.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, he was the one who was forced to wear the girly skater outfit...Okay. That's what I thought.

[Jekka]

I want one! I don't know what's holding me back! I LOOOOVE Tim Gunn!!

Hey... did you read about him leaving Parsons to go and be the creative director of Liz Claiborne? I was upset till I realized that Kate Spade is a part of the LC umbrella.. I looove Kate Spade... So not sure how to feel...
Tim Gunn is the shit. I did a double-take, too, when I saw "Liz Claiborne", but I didn't know they had Kate Spade (who has awesome shoes).

[CuckingFunt]

Does that mean that Tim Gunn won't be a part of season 4?

[Jekka]

I've been on a Brunello kick lately.

Brunello di Montalcino by Banfi is by far my favorite. I don't like spending $60 on a bottle of vino, but this shit is worth it.
I fantasize about the day when I can afford a $60 bottle of wine. It won't be while I'm working for AmeriCorps. This is why I stick to more New World wines - better QPR.

I really would love to get into Italian wine, though - any recs for less than $30?

[Melmart1]

Tim Gunn is the shit. I did a double-take, too, when I saw "Liz Claiborne", but I didn't know they had Kate Spade (who has awesome shoes).
I like her handbags and wallets, too.. simple, understated.. but goes with ANYTHING...

[Melmart1]

Does that mean that Tim Gunn won't be a part of season 4?
He says he fully intends on going forward with PR, and it will still be at Parson's, too... He jsut won't be an employee of there anymore...

[CuckingFunt]

I'm oddly relieved.

[Melmart1]

Wow.. I am like johngateswhiteley.. only instead of being obsessed with Marisa Miller (who is NOT all that, sorry!) I am obsessed with Project Runway! hahaha...

[CuckingFunt]

But you're not creepy, Mel.

[Melmart1]

BTW... I didn't mean to not answer you, Jess.. I saw the Gareth Pugh show.. It reminded me of this 80s movie with John Cusack and Demi Moore.. forget the name but ther are these "cute and fuzzy bubbies" that run amock... and those poor excuses for "fashion" reminded me of a black version of those...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But you're not creepy, Mel.

Nor an educational mutt.

[Melmart1]

But you're not creepy, Mel.
Awww, thanks! 'Tis true, I am not obsessing on one designer from the show or anything... and I will NOT post a pic of one of them with their ribs showing in my avatar.. I just love the show...

[CuckingFunt]

Awww, thanks! 'Tis true, I am not obsessing on one designer from the show or anything... and I will NOT post a pic of one of them with their ribs showing in my avatar.. I just love the show...I'm not that bothered by that girl's figure, but that avatar makes me think I should be sponsoring her for less than $1.00 per day.

[Melmart1]

am thinking of making this my avatar at one point:

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4766/timheidiavatarai1.jpg

[Jekka]

I like her handbags and wallets, too.. simple, understated.. but goes with ANYTHING...
I'm going to need a new purse soon - all of mine are either tiny or tote bags.


BTW... I didn't mean to not answer you, Jess.. I saw the Gareth Pugh show.. It reminded me of this 80s movie with John Cusack and Demi Moore.. forget the name but ther are these "cute and fuzzy bubbies" that run amock... and those poor excuses for "fashion" reminded me of a black version of those...
:lol it's okay. He's kind of the Tim Burton of fashion ... but more morbid if that's possible.

[CuckingFunt]

am thinking of making this my avatar at one point:

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4766/timheidiavatarai1.jpgThere's something very unsettling about that.

[Melmart1]

I'm going to need a new purse soon - all of mine are either tiny or tote bags.


:lol it's okay. He's kind of the Tim Burton of fashion ... but more morbid if that's possible.
at least with Tim Burton, if you buy his "stuff" you get a great movie like "edward scissorhands"... you buy a pugh and you get... laughed at... not quite teh same feeling...

[Melmart1]

I'm going to need a new purse soon - all of mine are either tiny or tote bags.



If you ever get downtown to el mercado.. there is this woman selling what she says is knockoffs for like 40-120/each.. they are REAL.. they fell of a truck somewhere.. she won't tell you that cus she doesn't want to get shut down.. but she has Coach, LV (i HATE LV but some like it), Prada and occasionally others...

[Jekka]

at least with Tim Burton, if you buy his "stuff" you get a great movie like "edward scissorhands"... you buy a pugh and you get... laughed at... not quite teh same feeling...
:lol I don't know if you'd get laughed as so much as people would run away in fear - at least I would if I saw someone on the street in this thing from last season - http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/PUGH/RUNWAY/00090m.jpg

[Jekka]

If you ever get downtown to el mercado.. there is this woman selling what she says is knockoffs for like 40-120/each.. they are REAL.. they fell of a truck somewhere.. she won't tell you that cus she doesn't want to get shut down.. but she has Coach, LV (i HATE LV but some like it), Prada and occasionally others...
Seriously? Badass! I need something that will work for job interviews - Coach would be awesome.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I fantasize about the day when I can afford a $60 bottle of wine. It won't be while I'm working for AmeriCorps. This is why I stick to more New World wines - better QPR.

I really would love to get into Italian wine, though - any recs for less than $30?

Not really, but it sounds like you'd be a Barolo fan. Most Barolos start between $30-40 though.

Stick to reds from either the Tuscan or Piedmont region to start. You will not be disappointed.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

BTW... I didn't mean to not answer you, Jess.. I saw the Gareth Pugh show.. It reminded me of this 80s movie with John Cusack and Demi Moore.. forget the name but ther are these "cute and fuzzy bubbies" that run amock... and those poor excuses for "fashion" reminded me of a black version of those...



I believe the name of that movie is One Crazy Summer.

[Melmart1]

I believe the name of that movie is One Crazy Summer.
Yeah! That's it! I looove that movie! The crazy uncle waiting to win a milion dollars cracks me up for some reason...

[Melmart1]

Seriously? Badass! I need something that will work for job interviews - Coach would be awesome.
Girl, I have THREE coach purses from her! My sister likes LV, she thinks Coach is boring. I think Coach is timeless, it reminds me of Audrey Hepburn, LV reminds me of Jessica Simpson :vomit:

Some are fake, you gotta know what you are looking for.. check the stitching and then the tag inside... you can always tell!

[Jekka]

Not really, but it sounds like you'd be a Barolo fan. Most Barolos start between $30-40 though.

Stick to reds from either the Tuscan or Piedmont region to start. You will not be disappointed.
I've been told I'll love Barolos - and as much as I like bold reds I probably will. Hmm ... need to check the wine stores around here ...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I just saw Holly Golightly the other day. That woman was unbelievably beautiful.

[Jekka]

Girl, I have THREE coach purses from her! My sister likes LV, she thinks Coach is boring. I think Coach is timeless, it reminds me of Audrey Hepburn, LV reminds me of Jessica Simpson :vomit:

Some are fake, you gotta know what you are looking for.. check the stitching and then the tag inside... you can always tell!
My sister loves the Dooney and Burke stuff, which I'm not crazy about, but I agree with you that Coach is pretty timeless. One of my smaller purses is Coach, but it's not leather and I've just about worn the hell out of it. Coach leather ages pretty well, so they're usually a good investment.

[Melmart1]

I will never buy a D&B purse just cus that was what was popular when I was in HS and I hated it... overprised pieces of shit that determinded your status... of course, the fact that I went to a fairly exclusive Catholic School and I was fairly poor didn't help.. but just conjurs up bad memories now... blechhh!!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Looks like I'm stuck in a purse conversation. Yayyyyyyyyy!

Bought my sister a purse made out of tractor tires for Xmas. Does that count?

[Melmart1]

Looks like I'm stuck in a purse conversation. Yayyyyyyyyy!

Bought my sister a purse made out of tractor tires for Xmas. Does that count?
sorry, i am a beer drinker, i don't talk wine.. but if the two convos can't coexist then i shall leave and you guys can talk wine :depressed

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Not at all. Talk away.

[Jekka]

I think I would enjoy purse shopping more if I had a few beers beforehand. I should do that one of these days.

[Melmart1]

:pctoss I sadly tried to take my nephew purse shopping with me last time.. in typical 2-yr old fashion he picked out the UGLIEST purses in the shop then threw a tantrum and I had to leave before it got worse...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

That's the good thing about Europe. They sell beer and wine in the mall and you can bring your drink in with you while you shop.

[Melmart1]

Hey, DLF... wanna see me and Jess makeout? I bet that would pique your interest :eyebrows

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Do what you like. I ain't gonna stop you.

[Jekka]

That's the good thing about Europe. They sell beer and wine in the mall and you can bring your drink in with you while you shop.
And I still live here why? I think I would tolerate mall-idiots and preteens better with a beer in my system.

[Melmart1]

Where is the damned cheesecake batter? How much would it cost to make a vat of that big enough for us to wrestle in it, Jess?

[Jekka]

Where is the damned cheesecake batter? How much would it cost to make a vat of that big enough for us to wrestle in it, Jess?
I wonder if we could buy wholesale from a bakery ... that might save us some money. Or we could take donations.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Pass the hat in here. You'd make more than enough.

[Jekka]

And since there's no cheesecake I'm going to go shower with my creme brulee bodywash. Laura Mercier is my hero.

[leemajors]

And since there's no cheesecake I'm going to go shower with my creme brulee bodywash. Laura Mercier is my hero.

creme brulee always brings audrey tautou to mind.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF when did the Quattro become Real Women XXVIII?

[ShoogarBear]

Hello!
Hi!
Oooh, that's a nice purse.
Yes, it's so cute. Have some wine.
Umm, delish.
Well, gotta run, goodbye!
Ta-Ta!

[ORION]

WTF when did the Quattro become Real Women XXVIII?
its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain

[katyon6th]

And since there's no cheesecake I'm going to go shower with my creme brulee bodywash. Laura Mercier is my hero.

Do you get told you smell like creme brulee? I have and I don't even use creme brulee bodywash.

And I don't like Coach anymore, everyone and their mother seems to be carrying a Coach purse these days. I do like LV but not the replicas my aunt from Australia sends me. She sends me like 2 a month, it's nuts. I should sell them at the flea market. Gucci and Chloe make my heart go thump thump thump.

[ShoogarBear]

Eeeeee, squeeeek! Hiiiiiii, gurlfren! *kiss*kiss*

[katyon6th]

I don't squeek nor do I say girlfriend. You're all wrong, Shoog.

[ShoogarBear]

katy, you've changed.

[katyon6th]

It happens.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Well, it was cute.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm glad I wasn't on for last night's slumber party.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup.

[midgetonadonkey]

You know you can't fuck with my mothafuckin dj and you know it's my homie Warren G.

[midgetonadonkey]

I forgot how kick ass Dr. Dre's Chronic is.

[TheTruth]

this thread sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hi Truth!

[ashbeeigh]

God damn. I hate allergies.

[Trainwreck2100]

hi truthy

[katyon6th]

I'm sure they're not too fond of you as well.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm sure they're not too fond of you as well.

Thanks for the encouragement, Katy. It's always much appreciated.

[Trainwreck2100]

you fuckers brought down my sig.................again

[Melmart1]

Your sig sucked anyways. They did you a favor.

[ORION]

lucas makes a chamoy ice cream !! it makes my tummy feel good

[ashbeeigh]

you fuckers brought down my sig.................again


I see it right now, or is that a new one?

[Melmart1]

chamoy ice cream? :vomit:

[ORION]

chamoy ice cream? :vomit:
come on you know back in middle school you used eat chamoy ? Just imagine it frozen :downspin:

[midgetonadonkey]

What the hell is chamoy?

[ORION]

What the hell is chamoy?
I know a mexican didn't just ask that ? Maybe it was more of a westside thing. Red, gooy stuff in the dirty plastic packages that taste like heaven.

[ShoogarBear]

What the hell is chamoy?Oh, good. Now I don't feel so bad I had to google it.

http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/chamoy/images/front.jpg

http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/chamoy/

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/chamoy/images/ingredients.gif


Aside from the aforementioned "Has Vegetable Salty," Cisne, manufactured by Garcia Magana e Hijos, comes adorned with a wealth of informational festoonery. For instance, Sr. Garcia was kind enough to point out that not only are you consuming 102% of your needed daily caloric intake, but you are also getting a healthy 62.16% of your daily value of humidity. On the other hand, you'll recieve only 12.14% of your recommended allowance of ashes, which is a shame, because you know how your mom is always harping on you to eat more ashes. But, as the manufacturer is quick to point out, "the present report is only representative of the anaylzed sampl [sic]", which is pretty much the equivalent of saying "there weren't any roaches in our bag, but some probably fell into yours." Except our sentence made sense and theirs didn't.

[ORION]

Oh, good. Now I don't feel so bad I had to google it.

http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/chamoy/images/front.jpg

http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/chamoy/
that must be the Great Value brand for white people

[midgetonadonkey]

I grew up in a shit rural town of 3000. We didn't have such luxuries.

[ORION]

:lmao

http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/chamoy/images/ingredients.gif
haha ashes ! :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

For asking that question, we should probably remove Midge from leading "La Revolucion."

Next he's going to ask what Lucas or Salimon tastes like.

Get that man a cucumber w/ Lucas sprinkled on it or a pickle raspa STAT!

[ShoogarBear]

How come iron is grasa saurada and saturated fat is grasa total? :rollin

[midgetonadonkey]

For asking that question, we should probably remove Midge from leading "La Revolucion."

Next he's going to ask what Lucas or Salimon tastes like.

Get that man a cucumber w/ Lucas sprinkled on it or a pickle raspa STAT!

Dude I had Lucas and Salimon but the stores in my town didn't have a lot of candy that these fucking stores here have. I didn't even taste chinese candy until I moved here.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So my friend's car apparently caught fire this morning...but she's okay.

http://photos-446.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/251/22/19207290/n19207290_32611446_9660.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Dude I had Lucas and Salimon but the stores in my town didn't have a lot of candy that these fucking stores here have. I didn't even taste chinese candy until I moved here.

Fuck that, you're demoted.

[ShoogarBear]

How the hell did that happen?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How the hell did that happen?

I don't think she knows yet.

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck that, you're demoted.Because of his lack of Chinese candy experience?

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to set fire to someones car.

[ShoogarBear]

I hope your friend doesn't live in South Texas.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I hope your friend doesn't live in South Texas.

I figured the snow around her car would kinda throw out South Texas as her location.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

WTF?

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/mex-grocer_1938_40030308

DISCLAIMER: ALL Lucas products have been discontinued are not available for sale. We welcome you to browse our Mexican candy section for other products.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, otherwise I was going to say there is at least one more thing that doesn't make sense in the picture.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never liked Lucas with beer. I don't know how anyone could like that.

[MannyIsGod]

They discontinued Lucas?

[ShoogarBear]

They discontinued Lucas?Industrial Light and Magic claimed a copyright violation.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah, otherwise I was going to say there is at least one more thing that doesn't make sense in the picture.

She goes to Colorado State.

[ShoogarBear]

Is the car made out of mulch?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is the car made out of mulch?

If it was it would still be on fire.

[ORION]

They discontinued Lucas?
oh crap ! I just ate 3 lucas ice creams.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://photos-449.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/251/22/19207290/n19207290_32611449_2601.jpg

[ORION]

I never liked Lucas with beer. I don't know how anyone could like that.
chinese candy and beer blend like a fine wine and cheese.