Free Quattro Razor (3)

[batman2883]

johnny blaze is a chinese immigrant from the land of sukyapenal

[Silver21_Black20]

last week of vacation ! who wants ORION to stop by ?

Bring me lunch dammit!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

johnny blaze is a chinese immigrant from the land of sukyapenal

Batman is a gimpy Mexican.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Batman is a gimpy Mexican.

FTW!

[1369]

I got Tink's yesterday morning. It had been too long since I had eaten there.

Tink's???????

http://www.tinks69.com/images/products/lures/web/W6366_48004-8_700V.jpg

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha you know im just kidding johnny blaze you're my boy blue!!!!

[ORION]

I went to HEB and got free brats ! I had to do a taste test then a survey. I have to say that those brats did taste pretty good

[ORION]

Tink's???????

http://www.tinks69.com/images/products/lures/web/W6366_48004-8_700V.jpg

give me $1000 and I will drink that

[Silver21_Black20]

These damn thin mint cookies are not satisfying my appetite.

[ORION]

These damn thin mint cookies are not satisfying my appetite.
then eat the thick mint

[ORION]

Bring me lunch dammit!!!
go to the HEB in new braunfels and they will give you brats if you take their survey

[midgetonadonkey]

Brats.

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion love sausage.

[ORION]

Orion love sausage.
Midge love potted meat

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn right I do.

[Silver21_Black20]

Potted meat gives midge the shits!!!

[ORION]

one time I ate canned salmon and that night I spray painted the toilet

[batman2883]

i love potted meat

[Kori Ellis]

When I was a little girl, I went to a hockey game and I got free hormel potted meat (it was some sort of door prize). I hate potted meat. I brought it home and fed it to our dog. Then my grandpa got mad because he said I was wasting food.

[batman2883]

canned salmon sounds delicious

[ORION]

Potted meat gives midge the shits!!!
did he tear your bathroom up that night you went out

[batman2883]

man im still thinking how much of a freaking wuss D Wade is for real how do you cry on national television over a shoulder injury!!!

[batman2883]

D Wade=the biggest wuss to ever play in the NBA

[sa_butta]

When I was a little girl, I went to a hockey game and I got free hormel potted meat (it was some sort of door prize). I hate potted meat. I brought it home and fed it to our dog. Then my grandpa got mad because he said I was wasting food.Wasting would have been throwing it away, the dog has to eat too. That was probably like a special treat for the dog.

[ORION]

When I was a little girl, I went to a hockey game and I got free hormel potted meat (it was some sort of door prize). I hate potted meat. I brought it home and fed it to our dog. Then my grandpa got mad because he said I was wasting food.
did he make you eat it out of the dog's dish ?

[midgetonadonkey]

Batman = gayest salsa dancer ever

[batman2883]

potted meat is great with top ramen noodles

[sa_butta]

man im still thinking how much of a freaking wuss D Wade is for real how do you cry on national television over a shoulder injury!!!Attention Whore??

[batman2883]

Batman = gayest salsa dancer ever
f u!!

[Kori Ellis]

did he make you eat it out of the dog's dish ?

:lol

Orion made me actually laugh out loud. :clap

[batman2883]

Attention Whore??
exactly what he was dude, man i cant get over that fiasco it was horrible.......what a cry baby dude!!!!

[Kori Ellis]

Batman = tallest Mexican salsa dancer ever

[batman2883]

:lol

Orion made me actually laugh out loud. :clap
jason has a way of doing that, you should see him in person one day

[sa_butta]

potted meat is great with top ramen noodlesNever tried it but I like wolf chili with rice and Cheddar cheese.
you can come up with some of the greatest shit when your broke and think you have no food in the house.

[ORION]

canned salmon sounds delicious
then eat it. your small intestine will thank you

[batman2883]

not gonna be doing much dancing for the next few months

[Silver21_Black20]

I will never, ever try potted meat. It smells exactly like dog food. I don't think I would even feed it to my dog.

[batman2883]

Never tried it but I like wolf chili with rice and Cheddar cheese.
you can come up with some of the greatest shit when your broke and think you have no food in the house.
i do that too ha ha ha ha makes you take dump real bad though

[midgetonadonkey]

I took vitamins today and now I feel like I've been on speed all morning. It's amazing what the body feels like with proper nutrients.

[batman2883]

I will never, ever try potted meat. It smells exactly like dog food. I don't think I would even feed it to my dog.
then you have yet to live

[Kori Ellis]

I will never, ever try potted meat. It smells exactly like dog food.

That's what 6-year-old me thought about it as well.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will never, ever try potted meat. It smells exactly like dog food. I don't think I would even feed it to my dog.

I'll fix us some potted meat taquitos tonight.

[batman2883]

man i wanna go running so badly!!!! i cant :( stupid knee

[sa_butta]

I hate salmon.

[batman2883]

sandra is just afraid of things that are different like a baby chipmunk

[batman2883]

i love me a nice salmon steak

[ORION]

exactly what he was dude, man i cant get over that fiasco it was horrible.......what a cry baby dude!!!!
I used to play ball with this dude and his should would pop out all the time and we would have to stop play so I could help him put it back in

[batman2883]

sandra go download..

haunted by poe....its a great song

[Kori Ellis]

I hate salmon.

Me too :vomit:

I only like white fish. I'm prejudice against colored fish.

[batman2883]

I used to play ball with this dude and his should would pop out all the time and we would have to stop play so I could help him put it back in


thats a trooper

[batman2883]

you cant taste racism

[ORION]

jason has a way of doing that, you should see him in person one day
are you saying that my physical appearence is funny

[midgetonadonkey]

man i wanna go running so badly!!!! i cant :( stupid knee

Alright dude, enough about your pussy knee.

[batman2883]

are you saying that my physical appearence is funny
no i was merely imploring that

[sa_butta]

you cant taste racismbut you can smell it from a mile away.

[batman2883]

Alright dude, enough about your pussy knee.
im just trying to soak it up like D Wade

[Kori Ellis]

thats a trooper

LJ's hip came out of the socket playing basketball once. It was so f'd up that it got a bruise all the way around his leg. He still played basketball almost every day on it (he just couldn't move laterally that well).

Four months later (bruise still there) kris knocked him to the ground in the game and popped it back in. Immediate relief.

Thanks kris :lol

[batman2883]

but you can smell it from a mile away.
thats true yo

[sa_butta]

Alright dude, enough about your pussy knee.That would be an odd deformaty

[batman2883]

LJ's hip came out of the socket playing basketball once. It was so f'd up that it got a bruise all the way around his leg. He still played basketball almost every day on it (he just couldn't move laterally that well).

Four months later (bruise still there) kris knocked him to the ground in the game and popped it back in. Immediate relief.

Thanks kris :lol
LJ is more of a man than D Wade is !!!!

[batman2883]

That would be an odd deformaty
very much so

[ORION]

I took vitamins today and now I feel like I've been on speed all morning. It's amazing what the body feels like with proper nutrients.
:lol
midge was shocked to find that vitamins are good for you. damn the propaganda !

[batman2883]

can anyone find a pick of him crying i wanna frame it

[batman2883]

:lol
midge was shocked to find that vitamins are good for you. damn the propaganda !
ha ha ha ha ha

[Kori Ellis]

DWade does cry and freak out about injuries easily. I remember last year he was "probable" for a lot of games for injuries like "hangnail", "sore ribs", "the sniffles".
He still played in most of them but the fact he was probable all the time was embarrassing.

[Mixability]

im just trying to soak it up like D Wade

I'll be like the haters and say you deserved it.

[batman2883]

DWade does cry and freak out about injuries easily. I remember last year he was "probable" for a lot of games for injuries like "hangnail", "sore ribs", "the sniffles".
He still played in most of them but the fact he was probable all the time was embarrassing.
what a wuss

[sa_butta]

Fuckin trainees took all the food in the breakroom. They dont even deserve it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Slap them around with your meat.

[ORION]

Me too :vomit:

I only like white fish. I'm prejudice against colored fish.
not because I'm half white but whiting is one of my favorite tasting fish and they are so easy to catch in the surf.

[Mixability]

DWade does cry and freak out about injuries easily. I remember last year he was "probable" for a lot of games for injuries like "hangnail", "sore ribs", "the sniffles".
He still played in most of them but the fact he was probable all the time was embarrassing.

I never thought someone would "play up" injuries as much as him. I'm just waiting for him to "Willis Reed" a playoff game soon.

[batman2883]

I'll be like the haters and say you deserved it.
sad thing is i did deserve it i talked too much ish

[Kori Ellis]

Slap them around with your meat.

Make sure it's your potted meat.

[batman2883]

i once slapped someone in the face with a wet slice of ham

[batman2883]

it was priceless

[ORION]

im just trying to soak it up like D Wadethe only one that probably should have cried was livingston. I had to turn away because that reminded me of my knee

[batman2883]

the only one that probably should have cried was livingston. I had to turn away because that reminded me of my knee
dude thats exactly what happened to me and i got up and tried to keep playing i didnt cry like dwade!!!!

[Kori Ellis]

:lol at Batman and Orion thinking they had similar injuries to Livingston.

He tore his MCL, ACL, PCL and Meniscus. Dislocated his patella tendon and f'd up a lot of other stuff. He can't even start training for basketball for at least a year.

[ORION]

LJ's hip came out of the socket playing basketball once. It was so f'd up that it got a bruise all the way around his leg. He still played basketball almost every day on it (he just couldn't move laterally that well).

Four months later (bruise still there) kris knocked him to the ground in the game and popped it back in. Immediate relief.

Thanks kris :lol
how the hell do you play for 4 months and not realize your hip is out ?

[Kori Ellis]

how the hell do you play for 4 months and not realize your hip is out ?

He knew it was out. He just doesn't go to the doctor.

[batman2883]

:lol at Batman and Orion thinking they had similar injuries to Livingston.

He tore his MCL, ACL, PCL and Meniscus. Dislocated his patella tendon and f'd up a lot of other stuff. He can't even start training for basketball for at least a year.
what do you think happened to me???

[Kori Ellis]

what do you think happened to me???

Not all that, Mr. Drama Queen :downspin: It's extremely rare.

[batman2883]

dr said he couldnt explain how ive been able to walk on it all these months

[batman2883]

my pcl isnt torn thats the only thing that isnt torn

[CuckingFunt]

sandra go download..

haunted by poe....its a great songPoe's first album is better.

[Kori Ellis]

dr said he couldnt explain how ive been able to walk on it all these months

You didn't tear your MCL, ACL, PCL and meniscus. And dislocated your knee and your patella tendon.

But I believe you have a knee injury, DWade.

[batman2883]

i loved hello by poe

[midgetonadonkey]

Is your pussy torn too?

[batman2883]

You didn't tear your MCL, ACL, PCL and meniscus. And dislocated your knee and your patella tendon.

But I believe you have a knee injury, DWade.
i have a torn acl, mcl and both meniscus discs, i just dont have my pcl and my knee dislocated

[batman2883]

Is your pussy torn too?
twice

[midgetonadonkey]

i have a torn pussy, acl, mcl and both meniscus discs, i just dont have my pcl and my knee dislocated

[CuckingFunt]

Alright dude, enough about your pussy knee.A pussy knee would make it difficult to wear shorts.

[ORION]

:lol at Batman and Orion thinking they had similar injuries to Livingston.

He tore his MCL, ACL, PCL and Meniscus. Dislocated his patella tendon and f'd up a lot of other stuff. He can't even start training for basketball for at least a year.
I had my acl reconstructed with a few other things. The angle he was at the the dislocation was the same. I saw my tibia go one way and my femur go the other and then I came down on it while it was dislocated

[ORION]

what do you think happened to me???
a sex change

[batman2883]

jason you're a hoot

[Kori Ellis]

jason you're hot

[batman2883]

damn you kori ellis

[Kori Ellis]

LJ is still sleeping. Should I wake him up or letting him sleep til dusk?

[ShoogarBear]

Potted meat gives midge the shits!!!Which means no hoo-haa with SilBlack.

[midgetonadonkey]

Which means no hoo-haa with SilBlack.

It just meant we made a scat movie instead of a regular one.

[batman2883]

let him sleep he's nocturnal

[CuckingFunt]

a sex changeIt's called gender reassignment surgery.

[batman2883]

midge ranks up there with useless pendejos

[1369]

LJ is still sleeping. Should I wake him up or letting him sleep til dusk?

Put peanut butter on him and then let the dogs into the bed.

Or not.

[Kori Ellis]

It just meant we made a scat movie instead of a regular one.

Midge took my joke while I was typing it.

[batman2883]

ha a ah a ha ha ah

[batman2883]

when are we gonna play poker again damn it

[batman2883]

damn it kori set up a tourney before the 14th

[Mixability]

It's called gender reassignment surgery.

damn politically correctness.

I'd still refer it to a sex change, based on the fact that the surgery is gonna change the sex you'll be getting afterwards.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm mesmerized by 1369's signature, but I think it's mostly because of the horrendous hair-do.

[Kori Ellis]

when are we gonna play poker again damn it

You can't play poker, you broke your knee :dramaquee

We played a lot of poker in Vegas and we haven't played since we returned home. Maybe we will play next week. I'll let you know.

[ORION]

twice

I can vouch for one of those tears

[batman2883]

You can't play poker, you broke your knee :dramaquee

We played a lot of poker in Vegas and we haven't played since we returned home. Maybe we will play next week. I'll let you know.
thank you!!

[batman2883]

I can vouch for one of those tears
fag

[batman2883]

is there a greater song than hotel california by the eagles live

[ShoogarBear]

I'm mesmerized by 1369's signature, but I think it's mostly because of the horrendous hair-do.Then you don't have as much lesbian in you as you think.

[CuckingFunt]

is there a greater song than hotel california by the eagles liveSeveral.

[ORION]

LJ is still sleeping. Should I wake him up or letting him sleep til dusk?
put his hand in warm water

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes, Justin Timberlake's My Love.


















I'm fucking around people.

[batman2883]

Several.
THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION

[Kori Ellis]

is there a greater song than hotel california by the eagles live

Yes

[CuckingFunt]

Then you don't have as much lesbian in you as you think.It's this damned monogamy. :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

put his hand in warm waterBut the hand must be below the level of the rest of his body.

[Mixability]

It's this damned monogamy. :madrun

monogamy should keep you from appreciating a nice set.

[Silver21_Black20]

is there a greater song than hotel california by the eagles live


Yes, Justin Timberlake's My Love.

[Kori Ellis]

put his hand in warm water

Thanks for the suggestions but I think I will just go take a nap instead.

After all I slept only from 7-10am.

[ORION]

But the hand must be below the level of the rest of his body.
then get a bucket and place it on the floor next to the bed or better yet just get in bed and pee yourself and blame him.

[CuckingFunt]

monogamy should keep you from appreciating a nice set.Monogamy keeps me a good girl.

It's having my own set that keeps me from fully appreciating someone else's nice set -- never been much of a boob girl.

[midgetonadonkey]

Boobies!!! :elephant

[ShoogarBear]

Take a magic marker and draw penises on his face.

Oh, I guess wives aren't supposed to do that.

[Kori Ellis]

It's having my own set that keeps me from fully appreciating someone else's nice set -- never been much of a boob girl.

By that philosophy, does having your own pussy keep your from appreciating others?

It doesn't seem that it does. :hat

[ShoogarBear]

Sometimes I miss college.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sometimes I miss college.

What was college like in the 40's?

[CuckingFunt]

By that philosophy, does having your own pussy keep your from appreciating others?

It doesn't seem that it does. :hatNo, but a second pussy doesn't get in the way when I'm trying to hug someone.

Also, I'm not forced to stare at my own pussy all day long. I've not seen anything but cleavage when I look down since I was in middle school.

[ShoogarBear]

It was tough with the war going on and all.

But I miss the goldfish swallowing and the panty raids.

[ORION]

What was college like in the 40's?
:lol :lol

[ShoogarBear]

The two-toned patent leather shoes and zoot suits were sweet.

[ORION]

It was tough with the war going on and all.

But I miss the goldfish swallowing and the panty raids.
did you ever kill a horse or feel up the dean's wife ?

[Kori Ellis]

No, but a second pussy doesn't get in the way when I'm trying to hug someone.

Also, I'm not forced to stare at my own pussy all day long. I've not seen anything but cleavage when I look down since I was in middle school.

Did people make fun of you?

There was a girl in my grade school named Winifred Elliott that had D's when we were in 4th grade. And she used to get teased every day.

[CuckingFunt]

The two-toned patent leather shoes and zoot suits were sweet.Spectator wing-tips are awesome.

[ShoogarBear]

LMAO, that was the 60s. Kids today got no respect for history.

[ShoogarBear]

Did people make fun of you?

There was a girl in my grade school named Winifred Elliott that had D's when we were in 4th grade. And she used to get teased every day.Even if she didn't have Ds, I suspect Winifred was going to get teased.

[ORION]

Did people make fun of you?

There was a girl in my grade school named Winifred Elliott that had D's when we were in 4th grade. And she used to get teased every day.
I would have teased her too with a name like winifred

[CuckingFunt]

Did people make fun of you?

There was a girl in my grade school named Winifred Elliott that had D's when we were in 4th grade. And she used to get teased every day.I wasn't quite that big that fast, but I got teased constantly.

Until high school. Then it was more drooling than teasing. And one guy who was determined that if he asked long enough I'd let him take pictures of me in a bikini.

[ORION]

LMAO, that was the 60s. Kids today got no respect for history.
come on ! history happened in the past. what are you talking about ?!!?

[Kori Ellis]

Even if she didn't have Ds, I suspect Winifred was going to get teased.

Well people called her Winnie not Winifred (but I'm not sure that's better).

[Silver21_Black20]

I appreciate a nice ass over boobs.

[Kori Ellis]

I appreciate a nice ass over boobs.

I prefer penis.

[ORION]

I wasn't quite that big that fast, but I got teased constantly.

Until high school. Then it was more drooling than teasing. And one guy who was determined that if he asked long enough I'd let him take pictures of me in a bikini.
what a waste of time. If he was going to offend you he might as well asked for the whole thing forget the bikini

[ShoogarBear]

Here are some pictures from my college yearbook:
http://azureblue2.tripod.com/moviesite/Images/zoot.jpg

http://www.mauituxedo.com/White-Black_Zoot_Suit.JPG

http://www.cs.rice.edu/%7Edwallach/harold_and_dan.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I appreciate a nice ass over boobs.Ditto.

And I like the tummy/waist/hips area.

[Silver21_Black20]

I prefer penis.

That goes without saying :nerd

[ShoogarBear]

I should pull out those suits. That shit would rock the house today.

[ORION]

I appreciate a nice ass over boobs.
are you talking like a girl with a nice ass sitting on top of another girl's boobs? because if you are then thats awesome !

[1369]

I wasn't quite that big that fast, but I got teased constantly.

Until high school. Then it was more drooling than teasing. And one guy who was determined that if he asked long enough I'd let him take pictures of me in a bikini.

Bikini=good

http://images.sportsbybrooks.com/girls/0/6/06b42a378604c8fa4265dadea2c5fa80_MP2210.jpg

[ORION]

I should pull out those suits. That shit would rock the house today.
the cops would arrest you

[Kori Ellis]

I should pull out those suits. That shit would rock the house today.

You'd be more pimp than you already are.

[ShoogarBear]

I prefer penis.It is so tempting to change the attribution on this.

[CuckingFunt]

I should pull out those suits. That shit would rock the house today.Certainly would have a few years ago. The swing revival has already died again.

Thank goodness.

I like it better when I'm weird for liking the retro style, instead of trendy.

[ORION]

Certainly would have a few years ago. The swing revival has already died again.

Thank goodness.

I like it better when I'm weird for liking the retro style, instead of trendy.
I used to have parachute pants when I was a kid !

[CuckingFunt]

are you talking like a girl with a nice ass sitting on top of another girl's boobs? because if you are then thats awesome !That's how I read it.

But, then again, I'm a prevert.

[1369]

Here are some pictures from my college yearbook:
http://azureblue2.tripod.com/moviesite/Images/zoot.jpg

http://www.mauituxedo.com/White-Black_Zoot_Suit.JPG

http://www.cs.rice.edu/%7Edwallach/harold_and_dan.jpg

Didn't know they had color film back then.

[ShoogarBear]

I've never been trendy. Never had a leisure suit or parachute pants or a jheri curl.

Bout the only fashion fad I went with was retro jerseys.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, that and the codpiece when Cameo was hot.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, that and the codpiece when Cameo was hot.When Cameo was hot?

Is that supposed to mean that they no longer are?

[Silver21_Black20]

are you talking like a girl with a nice ass sitting on top of another girl's boobs? because if you are then thats awesome !

:lol

Not exactly. I meant I'd rather have an ass than have huge boobs.

[ORION]

Well, that and the codpiece when Cameo was hot.
was that the codpiece left over from your green lantern costume

[ORION]

:lol

Not exactly. I meant I'd rather have an ass than have huge boobs.
think about first impressions. I mean you can walk into a room the regular way but if your best trait is your booty then you would have to enter the room walking backwards

[ShoogarBear]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Silver21_Black20]

think about first impressions. I mean you can walk into a room the regular way but if your best trait is your booty then you would have to enter the room walking backwards

D'uh!

I walk into every room backwards.

[ORION]

D'uh!

I walk into every room backwards.
well alright then. May I suggest you moon walk into a room

[midgetonadonkey]

D'uh!

I walk into every room backwards.

She really does. It's embarassing.

[ORION]

She really does. It's embarassing.
It would be real funny if she crab crawls into a room

[sa_butta]

It would be real funny if she crab crawls into a roomFace down ass up I assume.

[ORION]

Face down ass up I assume.
:lol with roller skates on her knees and elbows

[ORION]

so when are we going to play some basketball ?

[batman2883]

man i can use a huge glass of ice cold lemonade right now

[batman2883]

que bonitos ojos tienes

[batman2883]

sandra!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Whenever I go to the SubWay on Main, I come out smelling like it. It is really gross.

[Silver21_Black20]

mark!!!

[batman2883]

i dedicate a song to you

[Mixability]

Whenever I go to the SubWay on Main, I come out smelling like it. It is really gross.

I went to Quiznos for the first time a while back and I've never been back to a Subway since. Well, that and because Jared is a tard.

[Silver21_Black20]

I went to Quiznos for the first time a while back and I've never been back to a Subway since. Well, that and because Jared is a tard.

From work, Subway is closer to me than Quiznos but I do want to try it. The soups there look really good.

What do you usually get at Quiznos?

[Mixability]

From work, Subway is closer to me than Quiznos but I do want to try it. The soups there look really good.

What do you usually get at Quiznos?

They have a chicken/avocado sandwich, the prime rib is pretty good too. Get the small though, cause the large sandwich can feed a family.

[ORION]

quiznos is much better but I still had free bratwurst at HEB today !

[ORION]

man i can use a huge glass of ice cold lemonade right now
I bring you a glass of home made lemonade. make sure to drink it fast

[Mixability]

quiznos is much better but I still had free bratwurst at HEB today !

damn you sure did love that sausage.

[Silver21_Black20]

Orion love sausage.

[Trainwreck2100]

Whenever I go to the SubWay on Main, I come out smelling like it. It is really gross.



Have you ever walked into a Subway with a fucked up stomach, let me give you a tip, don't cause it may make you vomit

[Silver21_Black20]

Have you ever walked into a Subway with a fucked up stomach, let me give you a tip, don't cause it may make you vomit

Eww...thanks for the tip.

[ORION]

damn you sure did love that sausage.
it was free but yes in a non gay way I love sausage.

[ORION]

Have you ever walked into a Subway with a fucked up stomach, let me give you a tip, don't cause it may make you vomit
what if your stomach was ok when you walked in and as you left it started to get fucked up but you realized you left your keys in the booth. Would it be ok to walk back in or just get a new car ?

[Kori Ellis]

I went to Quiznos for the first time a while back and I've never been back to a Subway since. Well, that and because Jared is a tard.

I agree. Quiznos is way better than Subway. Quiznos has an excellent variety of chicken sandwiches.

[ORION]

thunder cloud subs are better than subway

[batman2883]

thunderous farts

[tlongII]

They got a pepper bar.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want some Chinese food.

[midgetonadonkey]

Something extremely spicy.

[Silver21_Black20]

Time to leave work. Yay!

[midgetonadonkey]

haha One TLC they are showing some story about a babysitter that takes acid and then cooks the baby. :lmao

[Kori Ellis]

I took a two hour nap today. :sleep

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit, it was only an urban legend. :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

I need some bitches.

Perhaps when I quit my job this summer, I should focus on becoming a pimpette rather than go back to school.

[mikejones99]

The Man Show and Southpark, still the best shows on tv.

[batman2883]

man i just let out a 3 minute fart

[ShoogarBear]

Have you ever walked into a Subway with a fucked up stomach, let me give you a tip, don't cause it may make you vomitAre you still in DC?

[Trainwreck2100]

Are you still in DC?

no`

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, too bad. It's Dollar Hooker night.

[Trainwreck2100]

figures

[midgetonadonkey]

I doubt Trainwreck would even know what to do.

[Trainwreck2100]

I doubt Trainwreck would even know what to do.


Insert penis into vagina, it doesn't take a fuckin genius to figure that part out

[ShoogarBear]

Insert penis into vagina, it doesn't take a fuckin genius to figure that part outPutting the key in the ignition isn't driving the car.

[Trainwreck2100]

Putting the key in the ignition isn't driving the car.

:clap

i applaud your excellent metaphor

[midgetonadonkey]

If you ever get laid will you post your story?

[Trainwreck2100]

depends `

[midgetonadonkey]

I think you should not only post the story, but post pics.

[Trainwreck2100]

Thats impossible, as i don't have a digital camerA

[midgetonadonkey]

When it happens I'm sure the digital camera will be obsolete.

[Trainwreck2100]

When it happens I'm sure the digital camera will be obsolete.

zing






fuck you

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2850/lesbiansexisawesometk8.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

haha That video was classic.

[ashbeeigh]

I took a two hour nap today. :sleep

I did too! :clap I also still plan on going to bed at like 1. :)

[ashbeeigh]

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shut up, your insults don't scare me.

[Trainwreck2100]

haha That video was classic.

i wish i had seen it with sound

[midgetonadonkey]

i wish i had seen it with sound

http://youtube.com/watch?v=r7JMzDjIkVc

[Trainwreck2100]

LMAO the guy says holy shit

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm fucking bored but I am not sleepy. What the fuck? I'm up listening to punk covers of old 80's songs. :pctoss

[ashbeeigh]

I'm fucking bored but I am not sleepy.

:cry

[Trainwreck2100]

have you gotten to "I want to know what love is"

[midgetonadonkey]

Actually I'm listening to a terrible cover of Power of Love. Huey Lewis kicks ass. He should be pissed such a bad version was released.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Huey Lewis I know would slap all members of this band and then fuck their wives.

[Trainwreck2100]

The Huey Lewis I know would slap all members of this band and then fuck their wives.

those losers aint got no wives

[midgetonadonkey]

http://media.putfile.com/5---Type-O-Negative---Kill-All-the-White-People

This is La Revolucion's anthem.

[midgetonadonkey]

those losers aint got no wives

Not anymore. They are all at Huey Lewis' place.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://media.putfile.com/Me-First-And-The-Gimme-Gimmes---End-Of-The-Road

Greatest Cover Song Ever.

[Trainwreck2100]

i've got two hours for my download to complete, but ive got nothing to do in between.

[midgetonadonkey]

What are you downloading?

[Trainwreck2100]

its not porn if that's what your thiking, just a show that premeires on wednesdays, and i miss.

[midgetonadonkey]

What show? And I wasn't thinking that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I download the Sarah Silverman Program every week. That is one funny Jew.

[Trainwreck2100]

I download the Sarah Silverman Program every week. That is one funny Jew.

i;d bang er

[midgetonadonkey]

As would I.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[Trainwreck2100]

indeed

[midgetonadonkey]

And now I hear the police coming after me...

[midgetonadonkey]

The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair has the police coming after me.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm kind of glad the dude from Sublime died when he did. He would probably be featured on lame ass rappers music and playing pop music if he was still around.

[CuckingFunt]

The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair has the police coming after me.I was just listening to that. Creepy.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate when that shit happens.