Free Quattro Razor (3)

[midgetonadonkey]

Why do they like mullets?

[ORION]

Why do they like mullets?
because a mullet is also a fish. :hungry:

[midgetonadonkey]

Lesbians love the smell of fish.

[batman2883]

orion you piece of ish

[CuckingFunt]

Why do they like mullets?I don't know why anyone likes a mullet, lesbian or otherwise.

[CuckingFunt]

Lesbians love the smell of fish.I don't.

[batman2883]

midge sports a mullet

[ORION]

orion you piece of ish
I will kick you like this ! :elephant

[batman2883]

log rolls down stairs rolls over in pairs
rolls over your neighbors dog
its good for a snack and fits on your back
its log log log!!!!

[batman2883]

whats a pink elephant

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I did. Mullets are sweet.

[batman2883]

midge once told me of his secret plan to make sweet monkey love with sequ

[batman2883]

but sequ spoiled the suprise

[CuckingFunt]

Butch dykes don't like mullets, by the way. They like fe-mullets.

[ORION]

so are you going to be out of work the entire time during rehab too

[batman2883]

no ill be having to leave work early 3 times a week though

[ORION]

whats a pink elephant
its the ass kicker of batmen every where :oink

[ORION]

no ill be having to leave work early 3 times a week though
are you collecting STD ?

[Melmart1]

gotdamn Midge, several pages of Golden Girls trolls. Your obsession is a little frightening.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was only two of those trolls.

[Richard Cranium]

trolls?

[Melmart1]

I was only two of those trolls.
Suuuure you were.

[midgetonadonkey]

Really. I don't know who the other one was.

[Melmart1]

Next thing you know, you will tell me that you don't drink. Nice try, Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

:elephant :spin :downspin: :spin :elephant

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you just get laid?

[CuckingFunt]

Did you just get laid?No. :depressed

But my boy is going to visit this weekend, so I will be.

[midgetonadonkey]

Make him call you Midge during sex. Just once. For me.

[CuckingFunt]

Make him call you Midge during sex. Just once. For me.Oooh, kinky.

But why do you want my boyfriend to call out your name? Should Sandra be worried about a future revelation?

[midgetonadonkey]

With my Golden Girls and Saved by the Bell obsessions and my ability to sing almost every word to several Air Supply songs, she might be a little concerned.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wait, you are right. Why would I want a guy saying my name during sex? I didn't think about that too much.

[CuckingFunt]

With my Golden Girls and Saved by the Bell obsessions and my ability to sing almost every word to several Air Supply songs, she might be a little concerned.And she did hear you sing along with Justin.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

And she did hear you sing along with Justin.

Dammit I never sang along to Justin. Those were lies.

[CuckingFunt]

Wait, you are right. Why would I want a guy saying my name during sex? I didn't think about that too much.:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm unhappy. I finally find a really good deal on a Xbox 360 from CL and by the time I call, it just sold.

Argh.

[ShoogarBear]

Even if you got it, would you hav a reliable means of transportation to go pick it up?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Even if you got it, would you hav a reliable means of transportation to go pick it up?

Oh, you don't know the &*@)*&@* half of it.

So the 1986 Dodge Caravan I've used since the end of January starts going out on me and dying when I make turns (turned out it was a coil going bad). I take it up two weeks ago and it doesn't do it, so my dad can't replicate the problem and tells me to just keep it (as my truck should be done "any day now"). I do and it continues to get worse. It start dying on me while I'm merging from one highway to another and such.

So finally I just get totally pissed off last Saturday and rent a car via Priceline (a very nice 2007 Ford Focus) because the truck "should be ready by this past Wednesday." I take the rental back on Monday and drive to Austin to switch vehicles (a mid-90s Ford Taurus).

Then I hear that the truck should be ready by today/tomorrow until this morning when I now hear it should be done on Monday.

I am more pissed than I can explain, but I'm really over a barrel since I can't really say anything about it.

Oh, yeah...the Taurus doesn't have air conditioning nor do I have a copy of the latest insurance paperwork (it's covered under the shop's insurance, but I have an expired one).

So to address your comment, I would have a working vehicle to go get it, just one without air conditioning.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And mind you, I've been without my truck since January 23.

[ShoogarBear]

1986 Dodge Caravan
:lmao

Did any of the rest of your story really surprise you?


So to address your comment, I would have a working vehicle to go get it, just one without air conditioning.
You need air-conditioning in February/March?

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

I just got a message on my myspace page from the San Antonio Spurs page telling me to quit writing bad comments on Beno's myspace page because he "tries" on the court. lol

I'll post it here.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey!

i noticed you comment Beno alot.

i am asking you NICELY,
could you please try no to be so mean to him.

:)
please!

he tries on the court,
he may not make all his shots, but atleast he tries.

so please, please.
quit leaving comments like that on Beno's myspace!

thanks!
:)


From

#1 // SPURS FANS!

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey!

i noticed you comment Beno alot.

i am asking you NICELY,
could you please try no to be so mean to him.

:)
please!

he tries on the court,
he may not make all his shots, but atleast he tries.

so please, please.
quit leaving comments like that on Beno's myspace!

thanks!
:)


From

#1 // SPURS FANS!

:lmao

I think we know what you need to do now.

[ShoogarBear]

What did YOU write on Beno's page?

And you have a myspace page?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lmao

Did any of the rest of your story really surprise you?


Let's just say I've been listening to a lot of NPR lately.



You need air-conditioning in February/March?

No, but for once, I would just like a vehicle that worked totally (without me having to rent a Focus).

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No, but for once, I would just like a vehicle that worked totally (without me having to rent a Focus).

Actually, I want my truck.

[ShoogarBear]

So let me get this straight.

midge:
-has a myspace page
-writes messages on Beno's myspace page
-listens to Justin Timberlake
-bakes cheesecakes
-has seen every episode of Golden Girls
-wants CF's boyfriend to call out his name during sex

[jman3000]

Hey!

i noticed you comment Beno alot.

i am asking you NICELY,
could you please try no to be so mean to him.

:)
please!

he tries on the court,
he may not make all his shots, but atleast he tries.

so please, please.
quit leaving comments like that on Beno's myspace!

thanks!
:)


From

#1 // SPURS FANS!

:lmao

sounds like something angel luv would say.

[ShoogarBear]

So let me get this straight.

midge:
-has a myspace page
-writes messages on Beno's myspace page
-listens to Justin Timberlake
-bakes cheesecakes
-has seen every episode of Golden Girls
-wants CF's boyfriend to call out his name during sexhttp://www.badpenny-online.co.uk/images/shadow.gif

[ShoogarBear]

angel luv would say:


midget, if you don't stop posting your stupid shit on Beno's myspace page, I am personally coming over and fucking you up.

[midgetonadonkey]

My first comment said:

Learn to hit a fucking shot.

My second comment said:

I bet the games look great from the end of the bench.

My third comment said:

I bet you have a lot of fun playing garbage time in blowouts.

My latest comment said:

Great line tonight.

Beno Udrih, PG 3 mins 0 pts 0 as 0 st 1 rb

Nice game.

[midgetonadonkey]

So let me get this straight.

midge:
-has a myspace page
-writes messages on Beno's myspace page
-listens to Justin Timberlake
-bakes cheesecakes
-has seen every episode of Golden Girls
-wants CF's boyfriend to call out his name during sex

Dammit I only have the page to post vulgar comments on my the pages of my family. I don't listen to Justing Timberlake unless Sandra is with me. So really she is listening to it I just happen to be around. Golden Girls kick ass, I can't say anything about that and wanting CF to call out my name was something I posted without thinking.

I'm not gay dammit!!! :pctoss

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And you have a myspace page?

It's how he meets the chicks...or the confused young men.

[Trainwreck2100]

It's how he meets the chicks...or the confused young men.

don't forget minors

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to keep posting shit on his page until he personally responds to me. And when he does I'm going to call him a pussy for sucking and for carrying a purse.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm going to keep posting shit on his page until he personally responds to me. And when he does I'm going to call him a pussy for sucking and for carrying a purse.


LINK?

[midgetonadonkey]

www.myspace.com/benoudrih

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

Those last few pages had some funny posts.

[midgetonadonkey]

Diamond in the back
Sun rooftop
Diggin on the scene
with a gangsta lean
with gangsta white walls

I know Shoog knows that shit...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Diamond in the back
Sun rooftop
Diggin on the scene
with a gangsta lean
with gangsta white walls

I know Shoog knows that shit...

Is quoting rap an effort to reclaim your heterosexuality?

[midgetonadonkey]

It's not rap. It's an old school R&B song. And fuck you I am hetero.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's not rap. It's an old school R&B song. And fuck you I am hetero.

Let's look at what Midge should have done with the setup.

1. Use a good "Your Mama" joke.

[Sophia Petrillo]

midgetonadonkey, are you going to pork my Dorothy or what? You can put a bag over head if you like.

[midgetonadonkey]

She is a dyke remember.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Only because she hasn't had the ol Sicilian Salami in awhile. But a Mexican chorizo will do.

[Silver21_Black20]

Some people on the next block are outside and they are fucking loud.

EDIT: They aren't fucking, they are just loud.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Some people on the next block are outside and they are fucking loud.

EDIT: They aren't fucking, they are just loud.

Go tell them to start fucking, then they might not be so loud.

[jman3000]

would i be considered dirty if i had sex outside the henry b gonzalez convention center? i'm not saying i have.. i'm just wondering... you know... hypothetically.

[midgetonadonkey]

would i be considered dirty if i had sex outside the henry b gonzalez convention center? i'm not saying i have.. i'm just wondering... you know... hypothetically.

Only a fag would ask a question like that. A real man would have sex anywhere, anytime. Without question.

[Silver21_Black20]

Whores!

[midgetonadonkey]

Whores!

:lol

Don't act like you don't enjoy public sex.

[CuckingFunt]

would i be considered dirty if i had sex outside the henry b gonzalez convention center? i'm not saying i have.. i'm just wondering... you know... hypothetically.Attention whore.

[CuckingFunt]

Attention whore.Damn. When I call someone an attention whore, you KNOW it's serious.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

Don't act like you don't enjoy public sex.

I've never had it. :nerd

[jman3000]

gross... i think i'm gonna be sick.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

Don't act like you don't enjoy public sex.

I don't think any of us want to read about you going up on SilBlack.

Well, maybe CF and Melmart.

And probably Jekka.

Shoog, too.

I know Jman would enjoy the read.

Aww, fuck it - everybody would want to read that.

[Silver21_Black20]

gross... i think i'm gonna be sick.

Cause you caught something from doing it outside the convention center?

[CuckingFunt]

CF's thoughts on public sex:

The threat of getting caught is fun. Getting caught is not.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Cause you caught something from doing it outside the convention center?

Damn, that's a pretty rough area to have STDs floating around. Probably would hurt the tourism dollars.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn, that's a pretty rough area to have STDs floating around. Probably would hurt the tourism dollars.

I'd put my money on the hiv.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

CF's thoughts on public sex:

The threat of getting caught is fun. Getting caught is not.

The apartment maintenance man opening the door (but us getting the door closed before he saw/heard anything) whilst the office manager and her boyfriend are going at it was fun for me until she hit me while putting her clothes for convincing her to try it.

[midgetonadonkey]

God bless the hiv.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd put my money on the hiv.

I might have to start driving around Alamo Street to be careful.

[jman3000]

i got something... but it was just because it was really cold that night... i've actually had a cough ever since.

and i was getting sick because any sex happening between 2120 and midge should be done in a dark room with no windows.

[CuckingFunt]

The apartment maintenance man opening the door (but us getting the door closed before he saw/heard anything) whilst the office manager and her boyfriend are going at it was fun for me until she hit me while putting her clothes for convincing her to try it.My ex-girlfriend and I got bored watching Titanic in an almost empty theater. It was fun, but groggily realizing that the applause during the credits wasn't for the film was a bit embarrassing.

[jman3000]

My ex-girlfriend and I got bored watching Titanic in an almost empty theater. It was fun, but groggily realizing that the applause during the credits wasn't for the film was a bit embarrassing.
attention whore.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My ex-girlfriend and I got bored watching Titanic in an almost empty theater. It was fun, but groggily realizing that the applause during the credits wasn't for the film was a bit embarrassing.

This is my exact argument for why people should be allowed to take video cameras into movie theatres.

[CuckingFunt]

attention whore.I'm of the opinion that anyone posting on a message board is doing so with the thought that their comments will receive attention, so... yeah, pretty much.

I'm okay with it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm of the opinion that anyone posting on a message board is doing so with the thought that their comments will receive attention, so... yeah, pretty much.

I'm okay with it.

I like to think that I've whored myself out 15,878 times.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I like to think that I've whored myself out 15,878 times.

15,879.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

15,879.

15,880.

[jman3000]

sluts

[CuckingFunt]

slutsAt least I didn't catch the HIV having sex outside.

[jman3000]

i didnt even have sex outside... it's more like catching the common cold getting to 2nd base.

[CuckingFunt]

i didnt even have sex outside... it's more like catching the common cold getting to 2nd base.You should go with the other story -- it's more exciting.

[jman3000]

public urination and sex is something best left to southsiders.

[jman3000]

public urination and sex is something best left to southsiders.
that may sound like it's pointed at specific people...it's not... i'm serious

[midgetonadonkey]

public urination and sex is something best left to southsiders.

Pussy

[CuckingFunt]

When walking out of the Blockbuster this evening, I was approached by a drunken frat boy and asked out for an evening of porn, Baskin Robbins ice cream and drinking 40's.

Oddly enough, this very same drunken frat boy (he called himself P-Roy) stopped me and my friend coming out of the very same Blockbuster (it's by a bar and the local college campus) a couple years ago and asked us to join him for an identical evening.

I'm most curious now -- did he remember me specifically, or does he spend every Friday night in a drunken stupor offering random Blockbuster patrons 40's, porn and Baskin Robbins ice cream?

[Silver21_Black20]

public urination and sex is something best left to southsiders.

Weren't you born on the Southside?

So, technically, you are a Southsider.

Keep your public urination and sex stories out of here.

[timvp]

When walking out of the Blockbuster this evening, I was approached by a drunken frat boy and asked out for an evening of porn, Baskin Robbins ice cream and drinking 40's.

Oddly enough, this very same drunken frat boy (he called himself P-Roy) stopped me and my friend coming out of the very same Blockbuster (it's by a bar and the local college campus) a couple years ago and asked us to join him for an identical evening.

I'm most curious now -- did he remember me specifically, or does he spend every Friday night in a drunken stupor offering random Blockbuster patrons 40's, porn and Baskin Robbins ice cream?
I didn't now CuckingFunt was black.

[jman3000]

i was eating at bud jones on the southside once... and i saw a 13-14 year old pregnant girl who must been at least 7 months making out with some shaved head cholo. the dude had to have been at least 18.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't now CuckingFunt was black.I'm not.

[jman3000]

Weren't you born on the Southside?

So, technically, you are a Southsider.

Keep your public urination and sex stories out of here.

westside m'am... westside. for 2 years i lived off a street called pancho villa.

[midgetonadonkey]

i was eating at bud jones on the southside once... and i saw a 13-14 year old pregnant girl who must been at least 7 months making out with some shaved head cholo. the dude had to have been at least 18.

I bet you got a boner and jacked off you fucking pervert.

[Silver21_Black20]

i was eating at bud jones on the southside once... and i saw a 13-14 year old pregnant girl who must been at least 7 months making out with some shaved head cholo. the dude had to have been at least 18.

Bud Jones?

Eww... Southsider!

[CuckingFunt]

Boner is a silly word.

[jman3000]

Bud Jones?

Eww... Southsider!

i know right... fucking disgusting

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Reppin' the NW side, muhfuckas.

[jman3000]

I bet you got a boner and jacked off you fucking pervert.
no... but i could immediately tell that the unborn child had a bright future ahead of him/her.

[Melmart1]

My friend wanted to eat at Fred's Fish Fry yesterday and as we waited for our food, this black lady went off on the cashier, saying this is why she never comes to the West Side, because black people are ignorant, white people are evil and she only deals with Mexicans and Asians.

Now... if she likes Mexicans... why wouldn't she liked the West Side?

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...those people on the other block are singing, "La la la la...hey hey hey...good bye." :lmao

[jman3000]

Shit...those people on the other block are singing, "La la la la...hey hey hey...good bye." :lmao
did somebody just foul out?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My friend wanted to eat at Fred's Fish Fry yesterday and as we waited for our food, this black lady went off on the cashier, saying this is why she never comes to the West Side, because black people are ignorant, white people are evil and she only deals with Mexicans and Asians.

Now... if she likes Mexicans... why wouldn't she liked the West Side?

So, let me get this straight.

A black lady went off and said that black people are ignorant?

[midgetonadonkey]

Shit...those people on the other block are singing, "La la la la...hey hey hey...good bye." :lmao

Lets go over and drink some beers with them.

[jman3000]

i find all races and creeds repulsive.

[CuckingFunt]

My neighborhood is silent at night. After the ghetto ass neighborhood I grew up in, the quiet is very unsettling.

[Silver21_Black20]

They are so drunk. One dude sounds like Barney Gumble from the Simpsons. :lol

[Melmart1]

So, let me get this straight.

A black lady went off and said that black people are ignorant?
Yes. It was quite funny, until her sister called and she threatened to go cut her into a million pieces. I was happy when she left, it felt like I had come back from the brink of death. This woman was scary.

[CuckingFunt]

She sounds like some of our tenants.

Good times.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/siikki/Priceless/Bad%20mother%20fucking%20cat...priceless.jpg

http://koti.mbnet.fi/siikki/Priceless/Funny%20-%20Priceless%2003.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

I'm not gay dammit!!! :pctossI'm not being pejorative or making accusations. There's nothing wrong with it if you are.

Although on reflection, I shouldn't have started with "let me get this straight".

[ShoogarBear]

I'm most curious now -- did he remember me specifically, or does he spend every Friday night in a drunken stupor offering random Blockbuster patrons 40's, porn and Baskin Robbins ice cream?The fact that he's been doing this for two years indicates at least a partial success rate.

Hmm, and I have a Blockbuster and Baskin Robbins around the corner from me . . .

[ShoogarBear]

Reppin' the NW side, muhfuckas.http://images.inmagine.com/img/inmagineasia/inm073/im073070.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Diamond in the back
Sun rooftop
Diggin on the scene
with a gangsta lean
with gangsta white walls

I know Shoog knows that shit...William DeVaughn. I still rock that shit on the iPod.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't think any of us want to read about you going up on SilBlack.

Well, maybe CF and Melmart.

And probably Jekka.

Shoog, too.

I know Jman would enjoy the read.

Aww, fuck it - everybody would want to read that.:lol

Don't forget the pictures.

[midgetonadonkey]

piss flaps

:lol

piss flaps

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

piss flaps

[midgetonadonkey]

piss flaps

:hungry:

[Silver21_Black20]

I burnt my waffle.

[Silver21_Black20]

Eric Clapton put on a good show tonight at the AT&T center.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll burn your waffle for you. :eyebrows

[Trainwreck2100]

I found out that some 23 year old is macking on some 16 year old, that's pretty fucked up.

[sa_butta]

I found out that some 23 year old is macking on some 16 year old, that's pretty fucked up.Happens all the time.

[sa_butta]

Im surprised I didnt get a hangover this morning.
I feel pretty damn good.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate being sick.

[midgetonadonkey]

It hurts when I breathe.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I have the hiv.

[sa_butta]

I think I have the hiv.Can I have your watch when you die?

[sa_butta]

This place is deader than Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

Can I have your watch when you die?

Sure. Do you want my shoes too?

[ashbeeigh]

Can i have your cheesecake recipe?

[sa_butta]

Sure. Do you want my shoes too?Unless they are dead stock authentic Jordans, no thanks. I think your foot fungus might transmitt the disease to me.

[sa_butta]

Can i have your cheesecake recipe?Midge give her the Bukkake recipe.

[ashbeeigh]

Midge give her the Bukkake recipe.

:cry The cheesecake was all I wanted.

[sa_butta]

:cry The cheesecake was all I wanted.I believe they are the same recipe.

[ashbeeigh]

I believe they are the same recipe.

Mmm. Well then. You can have everything in the will.

[midgetonadonkey]

Butta is right. They are the same recipe.

[sa_butta]

Is St. Patricks day just another (reason to drink) holiday? really who cares cause everyone is Irish for a day?

[sa_butta]

Mmm. Well then. You can have everything in the will.This will be the secret to my success.

[Trainwreck2100]

Butta is right. They are the same recipe.


But the cheesecake has more calories

[ashbeeigh]

ha. I love Trainwreck's new sig. No one should steal it. Ever.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey ashbeeigh, you should try refuge jeans. I've gotten mine at Charlotte Russ in Ingram.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey ashbeeigh, you should try refuge jeans. I've gotten mine at Charlotte Russ in Ingram.Wrong thread, dumbass.

[sa_butta]

Wrong thread, dumbass.noone gives a shit anyways.

[ShoogarBear]

Actually, I wouldn't mind if SilBlack lets us know the next time she plans to go try on jeans.

[Silver21_Black20]

Wrong thread, dumbass.

Isn't the Quattro not about random shit?

I can post whatever the fuck I want in it. Got it?

[midgetonadonkey]

That was hot.

[sa_butta]

Isn't the Quattro not about random shit?

I can post whatever the fuck I want in it. Got it?who called the Quattro Police

[ShoogarBear]

Isn't the Quattro not about random shit? Since you put the "not" in there, the answer is no.


I can post whatever the fuck I want in it. Got it?That was hot. Could you post a picture of your jeans?

[Silver21_Black20]

Since you put the "not" in there, the answer is no.

That was hot. Could you post a picture of your jeans?

There is not enough space to post a pic of my jeans.

[sa_butta]

There is not enough space to post a pic of my jeans.Is your ass that big? post it in sections.

[midgetonadonkey]

:hungry:

[ShoogarBear]

There is not enough space to post a pic of my jeans.Even hotter.

[ShoogarBear]

In the valley of the jolly . . . Ho! Ho! Ho!

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol

[batman2883]

damn i still cant find a damn dvd to ipod converter

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

damn i still cant find a damn dvd to ipod converter

http://lifehacker.com/software/ipod/alpha-geek-copy-dvds-to-your-ipod-235150.php

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Read the comments, too...there's more info and ideas there.

[ashbeeigh]

Hey ashbeeigh, you should try refuge jeans. I've gotten mine at Charlotte Russ in Ingram.

Do they come in extra super short and make my flat ass look bigger sizes? If they do I might buy a pair.

[sa_butta]

Do they come in extra super short and make my flat ass look bigger sizes? If they do I might buy a pair.:vomit:

[ashbeeigh]

:vomit:

Oh please. Just because I'm not 6'10 and have a J Lo ass. No one is perfect. I'm white.

[sa_butta]

Oh please. Just because I'm not 6'10 and have a J Lo ass. No one is perfect. I'm white.6'10 is a sasquatch. And being white is no excuse.

[ashbeeigh]

6'10 is a sasquatch. And being white is no excuse.

Then it's bad genetics.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh please. Just because I'm not 6'10 and have a J Lo ass. No one is perfect. I'm white.Don't generalize. I'm white and I have an ass.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't generalize. I'm white and I have an ass.

I didn't, or didn't meant to.

I more then make up for the flat ass in other areas.

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't generalize. I'm white and I have an ass.

I think we need a picture as proof.

[ShoogarBear]

Don't generalize. I'm white and I have an ass.TTIWWP.

[ShoogarBear]

Suuuure you do. :rolleyes

CF has an ass, and midget has a donkey.

[RashoFan]

. . . Ho! Ho! Ho!
Who you callin a HO???

[timvp]

Don't generalize. I'm white and I have an ass.
Wait, I forgot if you are black or that Blockbuster/TCBY guy was black.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Suuuure you do. :rolleyes

CF has an ass, and midget has a donkey.

That's almost as believable as Rasho having a fan.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

damn i still cant find a damn dvd to ipod converterImTOO iPod Movie Converter 3. I got it off demonoid.com

[CuckingFunt]

I think we need a picture as proof.CuckingFunt's ass:

































http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7516/donkeysmallnn1.jpg


He lives in a pen behind my house.

I feed him carrots.

His name is Burrito.

[Trainwreck2100]

wow you have a hairy brown ass

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

wow you have a hairy brown ass

Probably bites, too.

[Trainwreck2100]

Probably bites, too.


I doubt it, Im sure her ass is very welcoming

[jman3000]

fuck... i think i just fell in love with cucking funt.

her "go with the flow" signature makes me aroused.

[jman3000]

i also think i saw a man getting road head at bandera and mainland... he was driving a corvette convertable and all i saw was this blonde thing of hair that appeared to be on his lap.

[CuckingFunt]

I doubt it, Im sure her ass is very welcomingNot particularly.

[CuckingFunt]

i also think i saw a man getting road head at bandera and mainland... he was driving a corvette convertable and all i saw was this blonde thing of hair that appeared to be on his lap.He'd probably just scalped a woman.

[jman3000]

i've never received road head... but i'd imagine it leads to many accidents.

[CuckingFunt]

i've never received road head... but i'd imagine it leads to many accidents.I've both given and received road head. Cruise control is a necessity.

[jman3000]

especially since booze might be involved too... a girl must be pretty liquored up or slutty to give head to somebody in broad daylight.

[jman3000]

I've both given and received road head. Cruise control is a necessity.

i'd image it'd be tricky for a girl to receive it... how do the angles work?

[jman3000]

i take that back... i can see it happening.

[CuckingFunt]

i'd image it'd be tricky for a girl to receive it... how do the angles work?That's why cruise control is a necessity, and flexibility helps, because you have to be able to keep your foot off the gas pedal for a while.

[timvp]

I've both given and received road head. Cruise control is a necessity.

*breaks out protractor*

[jman3000]

That's why cruise control is a necessity, and flexibility helps, because you have to be able to keep your foot off the gas pedal for a while.
ic ... i'd never be able to give it... my head is too damned big... the logistics of it are just impossible.

alls i know is that i've gotten it in a car... while it was parked... and i still almost crashed it. kudos to those expert drivers who can pull it off.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I've both given and received road head. Cruise control is a necessity.


Never use your cruise control when it is raining............if you happen to hydroplane with cruise control you are fucked.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Never use your cruise control when it is raining............if you happen to hydroplane with cruise control you are fucked.

You probably shouldn't be giving/receiving road head while it's raining, either.

[jman3000]

so let me get this straight... hydroplaning with cruise control on leads to getting fucked?

Interesting...

[CuckingFunt]

You probably shouldn't be giving/receiving road head while it's raining, either.Doesn't seem like it would be the smartest choice.

[Trainwreck2100]

so let me get this straight... hydroplaning with cruise control on leads to getting fucked?



Not for me














I don't have cruise control

[Trainwreck2100]

Not particularly.

What if I give it a carrot

[jman3000]

i only use cruise control when i'm going through leon valley or when i'm headed up to austin.

[TheSanityAnnex]

It has something to do with the computer not recognizing the hydroplaning and automatically accelerating your car. In some cases, some cars have actually "taken off" and crashed. I'm not sure how high they got, but they somewhat flew.

[jman3000]

but now i know to use it while it's raining so i can get fucked.

[jman3000]

It has something to do with the computer not recognizing the hydroplaning and automatically accelerating your car. In some cases, some cars have actually "taken off" and crashed. I'm not sure how high they got, but they somewhat flew.
but doesnt the slightest tap of the brake stop cruise control?

[CuckingFunt]

but doesnt the slightest tap of the brake stop cruise control?May already be fucked by that point.

Cruise control makes me nervous in general. I only use it when I'm the only car on the road for a long stretch.

[jman3000]

I only use it when I'm the only car on the road for a long stretch.

that statement took you off the hook with my slut comment. good job.

[CuckingFunt]

that statement took you off the hook with my slut comment. good job.Never took the comment personally since none of my vehicular encounters have taken place in broad daylight.

[Trainwreck2100]

Are you still a slut if you do it in braod daylight in a car with tinted windows?

[CuckingFunt]

fuck... i think i just fell in love with cucking funt.

her "go with the flow" signature makes me aroused.In all honesty, there isn't enough flying sperm and simulated cumshots in music videos today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxTui5WdWa8&mode=related&search=

[trueD]

Sometimes the quattro is interesting.

I never would have seen that video on my own, and I like!

[jman3000]

I want something good to die for... to make it beautiful to live :cry

[jman3000]

:lol i've seen that video a million times.. .and i've never noticed that simulated money shot :lol

[jman3000]

i went to my grandmothers to eat a week or so ago and after i ate i said i had to go to the restroom.... apparently she thought i was going to throw up or something, so she told half the family that she thinks i'm bulimic. fantastic.

i mean... i'm still bulimic ... but that's none of their business.

[Kori Ellis]

i went to my grandmothers to eat a week or so ago and after i ate i said i had to go to the restroom.... apparently she thought i was going to throw up or something, so she told half the family that she thinks i'm bulimic. fantastic.

i mean... i'm still bulimic ... but that's none of their business.

Your grandma is awesome. :lmao

[batman2883]

man batman is still looking for spurs tickets

[Mixability]

man batman is still looking for spurs tickets

ticketmaster?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

man batman is still looking for spurs tickets

Does batman get to sit in the handicapped section now?

[Mixability]

Does batman get to sit in the handicapped section now?

Didn't he always?

[sa_butta]

I got a flashback of the question thread.

[Mixability]

I got a flashback of the question thread.

:lmao

you did?

[sa_butta]

:lmao

you did?isnt that what I said?

[Spurminator]

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7320/patbooneyh9.png

[Mixability]

isnt that what I said?

are you starting shit?

[sa_butta]

are you starting shit?Is this going to far??:lol

[Mixability]

Is this going to far??:lol

how far is far?

aw fuck it, lets starts talking shit about ashbitch.

[sa_butta]

Ashbag got bukkaked by midge yesterday, She lost her voice today.

[Mixability]

Ashbag got bukkaked by midge yesterday, She lost her voice today.

is that different from any other day?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7320/patbooneyh9.png

Fuck. There goes my idea for a pilot.

[Spurminator]

Fuck. There goes my idea for a pilot.


:lmao

[sa_butta]

is that different from any other day?Not really, but there you go with the questions again.

[ShoogarBear]

Pat Boone looks like he is capable of all three of those acts.

[jman3000]

I might like you better if we slept together.

[jman3000]

This is my sister. We keep her locked in the shed.

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2820/freaksb4qq2.gif

[jman3000]

It could be my brother... I'm not 100% sure yet.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol i've seen that video a million times.. .and i've never noticed that simulated money shot :lolHow is that possible?

[jman3000]

How is that possible?

i mean... i noticed all the damn flying sperm... but the part where she squirts .... oil? on her face... i never made that connection.

[Silver21_Black20]

My car is fucked up..........again and at the mechanics. Ugh...just my luck.

[CuckingFunt]

My car is fucked up..........again and at the mechanics. Ugh...just my luck.That sucks.

Will Midge let you borrow his donkey?

[midgetonadonkey]

Need a ride to work in the morning?

[midgetonadonkey]

That sucks.

Will Midge let you borrow his donkey?

I was just about to make the offer.

[ShoogarBear]

I hope you don't have the same mechanic as Johnny Blaze.

[Silver21_Black20]

No donkey needed.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan
Oh, won't you hop inside my car

[ShoogarBear]

They don't make enough songs with horn sections today.