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[midgetonadonkey]

Dave may get him in the door though. Then he can bake a cheesecake and then play the coldplay while getting laid.

Dave Matthews is getting nobody laid. He can't even get laid.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I write for Esquire.Nice. I think I own one issue. The one with Scarlett Johannsen on the cover. Last years, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I forgot to tell you Midge, I get a cut of all your writing earnings. Call it a finder's fee. So when you become Editor-In-Chief of "High Times" I want some free mota.

It's a deal.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nice. I think I own one issue. The one with Scarlett Johannsen on the cover. Last years, though.

I was at that photo shoot. She is a bitch in person.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

FYI, I know nothing about gardening. I haven't even cut my grass in over 6 months.I thought mel said you were mexican

[Melmart1]

I'm down for a nekkid girly food fight with cheesecake. I'm pretty sure I had a dream about that once ...
Fuck the cheeesecake, let's just get messy in a vat of the filling before it's baked. Then, instead of licking the bowl... :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

The way you act... I don't like it. Or your avatar, either... Or the way you typed your user name in all caps like an attention whore... or the way it messes up the margins... amongst other things.This made me laugh more than it should have.

And, oh yeah, fuck you all for talking so much when I'm not here. I've got a lot to catch up on.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was at that photo shoot. She is a bitch in person.Wow. I wouldn't think that of her. Oh well.

[ShoogarBear]

Boner is on!

[ashbeeigh]

:rolleyes Viva needs to look up the definition of an oral receptive character. That's my psychanalysis.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck the cheeesecake, let's just get messy in a vat of the filling before it's baked. Then, instead of licking the bowl... :eyebrowsWait... what?

This is going on and I'm stuck six pages back?

[Melmart1]

The Funt is here!

[Melmart1]

:rolleyes Viva needs to look up the definition of an oral receptive character. That's my psychanalysis.
I am orally receptive!

[tlongII]

I would like Mel a lot more if she would post a picture of her boobs.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wow. I wouldn't think that of her. Oh well.

Kiera Knightley was great though. She bought me some coffee and we talked about football.

[ashbeeigh]

I am orally receptive!

:lmao You two aren't compatable personalities.

[Melmart1]

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Ohhh, NOES!

[Jekka]

Fuck the cheeesecake, let's just get messy in a vat of the filling before it's baked. Then, instead of licking the bowl... :eyebrows
Cheesecake batter is even better! This may be your best idea ever. So when are you free? :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Kiera Knightley was great though. She bought me some coffee and we talked about football.
Since she is British, does that mean soccer?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao You two aren't compatable personalities.I thought Paula Abdul said Opposites Attract?

[ShoogarBear]

The Funt is here!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Candid2.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Kiera Knightley was great though. She bought me some coffee and we talked about football.

Did she eat anything? I heard she was anorexic. You probably should have taken her to tea.

[ShoogarBear]

Nobody here probably even gets that.

[midgetonadonkey]

Since she is British, does that mean soccer?

Yeah, she loves the Real Madrid team. She went on and on about David Beckham. I was bored with the soccer talk but she was nice to look at so I tolerated her shit.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought Paula Abdul said Opposites Attract?

You take your advice from that dipshit?

[ashbeeigh]

Nobody here probably even gets that.

Yeah. I missed something there like...since she's British you should have taken her to tea and given her a crumpet.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah. I missed something there like...since she's British you should have taken her to tea and given her a crumpet.I was talking about this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Candid2.jpg

[Melmart1]

I would like Mel a lot more if she would post a picture of her boobs.
Sorry, I am too much of a prude to do that.

http://www.sheepoverboard.com/ovine/img/naked-sheep.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

I have an interview with Drew Barrymore coming up. Would anyone want to come with me to that? I can say you are an assistant or something.

[Melmart1]

I was talking about this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Candid2.jpg
Isn't that Alan Funt or something? Like from the original Candid Camera?

[Melmart1]

I have an interview with Drew Barrymore coming up. Would anyone want to come with me to that? I can say you are an assistant or something.
You think she is bi? I have some cheesecake batter we can share :)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You take your advice from that dipshit?
It was a rhetorical question.

[CuckingFunt]

Nobody here probably even gets that.I got it, but I didn't like it.

[midgetonadonkey]

You think she is bi? I have some cheesecake batter we can share :)

The last time I talked to her she told me, off the record, that she was into girls. I'm sure I can arrange something.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have an interview with Drew Barrymore coming up. Would anyone want to come with me to that? I can say you are an assistant or something.I didn't think she was all that growing up, but now she's blossomed quite nicely.

[CuckingFunt]

I have an interview with Drew Barrymore coming up. Would anyone want to come with me to that? I can say you are an assistant or something.Can I fuck her if I come along?

[ashbeeigh]

:clap Viva is catching on quickly!

[Melmart1]

The last time I talked to her she told me, off the record, that she was into girls. I'm sure I can arrange something.
I take back everything bad I ever said about you. I love you, Midge.

[ShoogarBear]

Isn't that Alan Funt or something? Like from the original Candid Camera?Very good. Allen Funt.

CF should put that in her avatar.

[CuckingFunt]

Very good. Allen Funt.

CF should put that in her avatar.So, Maleficent was not an appropriate avatar, but Allen Funt gets the OK?

New leader in the race to gay.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:clap Viva is catching on quickly!http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiembarassed.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

Can I fuck her if I come along?

I will bring both and Mel with me and you three can go at it.

[Melmart1]

Very good. Allen Funt.



Eh, Allen, Alan... Shoogar, Sugar...

[CuckingFunt]

Has anyone else watched IFC's grindhouse Friday night?

[ashbeeigh]

So, Maleficent was not an appropriate avatar, but Allen Funt gets the OK?

New leader in the race to gay.

that made me lol in real life.

[CuckingFunt]

I will bring both and Mel with me and you three can go at it.:clap

[ShoogarBear]

that made me lol in real life.That made me lol that you lol'd because I know that negated the dig points in CF's mind.

[ShoogarBear]

midget, let me know when you're going to be with Scarlett Johannesburg again since nobody else seems interested.

[midgetonadonkey]

midget, let me know when you're going to be with Scarlett Johannesburg again since nobody else seems interested.

Will do. She told me she digs old black men so you got a shot.

[CuckingFunt]

That made me lol that you lol'd because I know that negated the dig points in CF's mind.It did, actually.

[CuckingFunt]

midget, let me know when you're going to be with Scarlett Johannesburg again since nobody else seems interested.I'm interested!

Scarlett's name was brought up when I was still reading.

[Melmart1]

Will do. She told me she digs old black men so you got a shot.
I lol'd

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Will do. She told me she digs old black men so you got a shot.Now I did get that from her.

[Melmart1]

I still don't have a title. And I need a new avatar, too. :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

I will make a new avatar for you.

[CuckingFunt]

I still don't have a title. And I need a new avatar, too. :pctossI'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't even come up with my own title.

[Melmart1]

I will make a new avatar for you.
I am scared to ask of what.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm interested!

Scarlett's name was brought up when I was still reading.Greedy Ho.

[ShoogarBear]

I am scared to ask of what.I'll need to get some measurements first.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I still don't have a title. And I need a new avatar, too. :pctosswhy don't you like mine?

[Melmart1]

why don't you like mine?
Because it's fucking ugly.

[Melmart1]

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:eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

Will do. She told me she digs old black men so you got a shot.Didn't she bang Benicio del Toro? Not so far off.

[CuckingFunt]

Greedy Ho.I'm not a ho.

Greedy as fuck, but not a ho.

[ShoogarBear]

Ho was not meant in a pejorative sense.

[ashbeeigh]

Didn't she bang Benicio del Toro? Not so far off.

How is old latinop anywhere close to what you compared yourself to?


My sociology professor confessed his man crush for him one day in class. It was amazing.

[CuckingFunt]

Ho was not meant in a pejorative sense.I didn't think it was.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Because it's fucking ugly.I know.

[ShoogarBear]

SilBlack must be reading the thread. I can see her lips move.

[ShoogarBear]

SilBlack must be reading the thread. I can see her lips move.CF is going to have a very nasty reply to that.

[CuckingFunt]

CF is going to have a very nasty reply to that.But I won't share it.

[midgetonadonkey]

SilBlack must be reading the thread. I can see her lips move.

I've seen her lips move. :eyebrows

j/k

[midgetonadonkey]

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midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20+

Hey you.

[ShoogarBear]

Obviously you shared it with midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)
Don't waste another minute on your cryin.
We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)
The best is ready to begin.

Oooohhh. As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.

As long as we keep on givin
We can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other Sharin the laughter and love.

[CuckingFunt]

Obviously you shared it with midge.I should be entitled to royalties for that bit of brain robbery.

[Silver21_Black20]

Post Whores!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I am not a post whore.

I am a greedy post ho.

[midgetonadonkey]

Post Whores!!!

Total Posts: 6,121 (12.23 posts per day)

According to Viva Las Espeulas, you are more than a post whore. To him 5 posts a day makes a post whore.

[Melmart1]

VIVA LAS UGLY AVATAR can kiss my white messican ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

VIVA LAS UGLY AVATAR can kiss my white messican ass.

You are a pale mexican chick, aren't you?

[Melmart1]

You are a pale mexican chick, aren't you?
yessir! Guess it should be white-looking messican.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nice.

[Silver21_Black20]

Total Posts: 6,121 (12.23 posts per day)

According to Viva Las Espeulas, you are more than a post whore. To him 5 posts a day makes a post whore.

:lol

Everyone who has more than 5 posts per day are good people in my book.

[Melmart1]

Eh, how do you re-size an avatar to 80x80?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

VIVA LAS UGLY AVATAR can kiss my white messican ass.show me the way or shall I follow the stench?

[Melmart1]

show me the way or shall I follow the stench?
Stick to post count smack.

[midgetonadonkey]

Eh, how do you re-size an avatar to 80x80?

Send it to me, I'll resize it for you.

[ashbeeigh]

That was a nice shower.

[midgetonadonkey]

His smack talk is pretty bad.

[Melmart1]

Send it to me, I'll resize it for you.
OK, let me choose one. I can't decide. I actually don't love any of them but I am tired of the one I have. Plus other people have it now and I get confused when I see it, wondering why I can't remember writing that.

[midgetonadonkey]

That was a nice golden shower.

[Melmart1]

That was a nice golden shower.

[Melmart1]

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart and Midge on the same wavelength. Nice....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Stick to post count smack.Yes Sir!

[Silver21_Black20]

Who the hell is this new guy?

[midgetonadonkey]

Who the hell is this new guy?

Just some dude that loves cock and lame comebacks.

[ShoogarBear]

VIVA LAS UGLY AVATAR can kiss my white messican ass.You want Avery Johnson to kiss your ass?

[ashbeeigh]

you jerks.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just some dude that loves cock and lame comebacks.don't forget lame magazines

[midgetonadonkey]

don't forget lame magazines

Don't disrespect Esquire. I love the magazine I write for.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't disrespect Esquire. I love the magazine I write for.You didn't get that defensive when someone put down Black Male.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol

Everyone who has more than 5 posts per day are good people in my book.Everyone?

[timvp]

you jerks.

What the hell I do I just try to get some Quattro and I get called out like a punk I am banning myself laters all

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm probably going to be the only girl buying a last minute Valentine's gift tomorrow amongst clueless guys that will buy lame gifts like chocolates.

[timvp]

Who the hell is this new guy?

I usually post in the Spurs forum I just decided to hop in here I hope it doesn't bother anyone

[ashbeeigh]

What the hell I do I just try to get some Quattro and I get called out like a punk I am banning myself laters all

It wasn't direct towards you. I wouldn't call you a jerk.

[timvp]

You didn't get that defensive when someone put down Black Male.
Sorry ashbeeeigh called me a jerk and I lost it sorry all

[CuckingFunt]

I usually post in the Spurs forum I just decided to hop in here I hope it doesn't bother anyoneWe don't like newbies 'round here, so get the fux out!

[timvp]

You want Avery Johnson to kiss your ass?
No comment

[timvp]

:lmao
Thank you for laughing at my joke

[CuckingFunt]

I'm probably going to be the only girl buying a last minute Valentine's gift tomorrow amongst clueless guys that will buy lame gifts like chocolates.Duh... girls have it easy on Valentine's Day.

Step One: Remove clothes.

Step Two: Shout "Happy Valentine's Day!"

Done.

[Silver21_Black20]

I have to pee.

ashbeeigh, where da fuck you at?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My post was aimed towards chaparro on a burro, Timvp

[timvp]

It wasn't direct towards you. I wouldn't call you a jerk.
Apology Accepted.

[CuckingFunt]

I have to pee.

ashbeeigh, where da fuck you at?I love it when SilBlack's all hostile and stuff.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have to pee.

ashbeeigh, where da fuck you at?

:lmao

[Melmart1]

My post was aimed towards chaparro on a burro, Timvp
Seriously, post count smack. Stick.To.It.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love it when SilBlack's all hostile and stuff.

Me too.

[Melmart1]

SB has been hanging around the Midge too long! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Seriously, post count smack. Stick.To.It.I love you too.

well adios, pendecos

[CuckingFunt]

I love you too.

well adios, pendecosTranslation: I got nothin'.

[Silver21_Black20]

SB has been hanging around the Midge too long! :lol

The original Quattro is what brought the midge and SB together. Since than, midge and Shoog have been inseparable.

[timvp]

I have to pee.

ashbeeigh, where da fuck you at?

When the fuck did this bitch start cussing?

[timvp]

When the fuck did this bitch start cussing?
No offense on the word bitch of course.

:)

[Melmart1]

Why the fuck does everyone get 180x60 avatar and I only get 80x80. Where is the love for the white-looking messican?

[Melmart1]

When the fuck did this bitch start cussing?



Quote:
Originally Posted by Melmart1




SB has been hanging around the Midge too long!

[timvp]

Why the fuck does everyone get 180x60 avatar and I only get 80x80. Where is the love for the white-looking messican?

It's 140X80. Leave the math to the orientals. :toast

[Melmart1]

whatever the fuck it is, midge fixed it and now it says it is still too big. WTF?!

The file that you have tried to attach is too big. The maximum size is 20000 bytes.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's 140X80. Leave the math to the orientals. :toast

It's 160x80. Leave the math to Johnny Blaze.

[Melmart1]

:pctoss

[Melmart1]

I can't even post the old bravatar I once had, so now I know it's fucked. It's the same size that worked before. :pctoss

[timvp]

It's 160x80. Leave the math to Johnny Blaze.
Do I look oriental to you

[timvp]

I can't even post the old bravatar I once had, so now I know it's fucked. It's the same size that worked before. :pctoss
Try a gain.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do I look oriental to you

To me, you look like a Korean with an afro.

[Kori Ellis]

I can't even post the old bravatar I once had, so now I know it's fucked. It's the same size that worked before. :pctoss

Are you blonde now or did you get laid lately?
You are babbling like someone who got their brains f'd out.

[timvp]

To me, you look like a Korean with an afro.
:depressed :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you blonde now or did you get laid lately?
You are babbling like someone who got their brains f'd out.

I think SilBlack has something to do with that.

[timvp]

Try a gain.
Bump.

And again.

[midgetonadonkey]

:depressed :depressed

My bad, I never meant to make my hero Timvp sad.

[Melmart1]

Are you blonde now or did you get laid lately?
You are babbling like someone who got their brains f'd out.
I am neither blonde, and unless lately means last week, then no. I am babbling because it's past my bedtime and I can't sleep :depressed

And this isn't the first time I have had trouble with my avatar. I think you just like messing with me. It's a conspiracy!

[timvp]

I think SilBlack has something to do with that.

Tell her I'm sorry I didn't mean to call her an f'ing b.

[Melmart1]

Thanks for resizing, Midge.

[timvp]

I am neither blonde, and unless lately means last week, then no. I am babbling because it's past my bedtime and I can't sleep :depressed

And this isn't the first time I have had trouble with my avatar. I think you just like messing with me. It's a conspiracy!
Try it again I gave you unlimited avataredness.

[timvp]

Melmart is an avaTard.

:rollin

[Melmart1]

Try it again I gave you unlimited avataredness.
Did you just call me a retard?

[midgetonadonkey]

Tell her I'm sorry I didn't mean to call her an f'ing b.

I'm sure she knows it's cool. You have big hair, it's hard to not forgive someone with huge curly locks.

[Kori Ellis]

I am neither blonde, and unless lately means last week, then no. I am babbling because it's past my bedtime and I can't sleep :depressed

And this isn't the first time I have had trouble with my avatar. I think you just like messing with me. It's a conspiracy!

It's past your bedtime?

Where's staying-up-til-dawn-Melmart who babbles and talks sex with the other quasi-lesbians, Jekka, CFunt and S21B20?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Try it again I gave you unlimited avataredness.

Mel's my favorite 'tard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Thanks for resizing, Midge.

Anything for my pale, bisexual mexican friend.

[CuckingFunt]

Where's staying-up-til-dawn-Melmart who babbles and talks sex with the other quasi-lesbians, Jekka, CFunt and S21B20?

She's gone square. :depressed

[Melmart1]

It's past your bedtime?

Where's staying-up-til-dawn-Melmart who babbles and talks sex with the other quasi-lesbians, Jekka, CFunt and S21B20?
She started going to bed at 11pm :(

I wake up at 6am now... for no good reason! When I had an office job I could barely get out of bed at 6am. Now that I don't have to, I get up on my own at that hour. :madrun

[Kori Ellis]

She's gone square. :depressed

So you are just cybering with Jekka these days?

[CuckingFunt]

She started going to bed at 11pm :(

I wake up at 6am now... for no good reason! When I had an office job I could barely get out of bed at 6am. Now that I don't have to, I get up on my own at that hour. :madrunThat's like me on the weekends. Bright and shiny at 5:45 with no alarm clock.

[Melmart1]

Mel's my favorite 'tard.
And you are my favorite chinky.

[Kori Ellis]

She started going to bed at 11pm :(

I wake up at 6am now... for no good reason! When I had an office job I could barely get out of bed at 6am. Now that I don't have to, I get up on my own at that hour. :madrun

You gotta flip that sheyit around.

Whenever my schedule gets out of whack, then I just force myself to stay up for like 36 hours and start all over again at the time I would like to go to sleep.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And you are my favorite chinky.

Damn straight.

[CuckingFunt]

So you are just cybering with Jekka these days?I wish.

I gets no love on SpursTalk.com. I haven't had a single PM in months.

It's sad, really.

[Melmart1]

So you are just cybering with Jekka these days?
Well, except for the one time this week that Jekka strayed and talked fashion and models with me. The Funt was not happy about missing out on that one.

[Melmart1]

You gotta flip that sheyit around.

Whenever my schedule gets out of whack, then I just force myself to stay up for like 36 hours and start all over again at the time I would like to go to sleep.
Well, staying up this late helps... if I can manage to sleep in. The other day I managed to stay up till 1am and woke up at 7... still too fucking early!

[timvp]

I'm sure she knows it's cool.
I think she retired because of the f word. Maybe it was the b.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, except for the one time this week that Jekka strayed and talked fashion and models with me. The Funt was not happy about missing out on that one.I really wasn't. I signed on, read it all, got all geeky and ready to join in only to realize you guys were both gone already.

It sucks being the only one in the Pacific time zone.

[Melmart1]

Damn straight.
ehhh... mostly straight ;)

[Kori Ellis]

Well, staying up this late helps... if I can manage to sleep in. The other day I managed to stay up till 1am and woke up at 7... still too fucking early!

No you just have to force yourself. Like today - don't go to sleep til 4am or something.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ehhh... mostly straight ;)

How you doin'?

[Melmart1]

No you just have to force yourself. Like today - don't go to sleep til 4am or something.
4am?

4am?!?!?!

:dramaquee

[CuckingFunt]

I spent $25 on a DVD today for a movie that I haven't even seen. It better be as mindblowingly good as everyone says.

[timvp]

官话官话官话官话

[Melmart1]

I spent $25 on a DVD today for a movie that I haven't even seen. It better be as mindblowingly good as everyone says.
The Departed is a great movie.

[Kori Ellis]

I spent $25 on a DVD today for a movie that I haven't even seen. It better be as mindblowingly good as everyone says.

What movie?

[Melmart1]

I have to watch SIX movies for work this week. At least I have already seen one of them.

[timvp]

4am?

4am?!?!?!

:dramaquee
Can you believe that Kori Ellis has never seen that movie in your avatar.

Amazing.

[CuckingFunt]

What movie?
The Departed is a great movie.

Mel guessed.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think she retired because of the f word. Maybe it was the b.

I've never seen anyone type "the f word" before in the Quattro.

You are soft timvp but a helluva softball playa. :fro

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I spent $25 on a DVD today for a movie that I haven't even seen. It better be as mindblowingly good as everyone says.

I spent $15 on Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

[CuckingFunt]

Can you believe that Kori Ellis has never seen that movie in your avatar.

Amazing.How can that be? TBS runs it for 24 hours straight every year.

[CuckingFunt]

I spent $15 on Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.I love that movie.

Nummy nummy Jason Statham. :spin

[timvp]

I've never seen anyone type "the f word" before in the Quattro.

You are soft timvp but a helluva softball playa. :fro
Last time I typed it out you retired.

[Melmart1]

Can you believe that Kori Ellis has never seen that movie in your avatar.

Amazing.
:spless: How is that even POSSIBLE?!

[timvp]

How can that be? TBS runs it for 24 hours straight every year.
I've only seen that movie 234,235,653,2234 times.

[Kori Ellis]

How can that be? TBS runs it for 24 hours straight every year.

I don't succumb to that crap.

I have no desire to see a kid licking a pole and all that other Christmas pansy amusement.

[CuckingFunt]

I've only seen that move 234,235,653,2234 times.I think you should strap her to the chair Clockwork Orange style and force her to watch it this year.

[timvp]

I don't succumb to that crap.

I have no desire to see a kid licking a pole and all that other Christmas pansy amusement.
I've tried to tell you it's awesome. I hate watchimg movies twice but that one I could watch again right now.

[Kori Ellis]

Mel guessed.

I would never pay $25 for a DVD but it's a great movie.

[timvp]

She also hasn't seen Office Space :dizzy

[CuckingFunt]

She also hasn't seen Office Space :dizzy:dramaquee

[Kori Ellis]

She also hasn't seen Office Space :dizzy

:elephant

[Melmart1]

She also hasn't seen Office Space :dizzy
Clearly, she has no flair.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't like movies that are "funny", "cute", or "romantic".

I like suspense, drama, thriller, gore, and Mafia.

Oh ... plus I loved the movie Beautiful Girls.

[timvp]

I think you should strap her to the chair Clockwork Orange style and force her to watch it this year.
The strange thing is she has never seen the Christmas story but she loves mafia movies. I fell asleep both times I tried to watch Scarface and/or Godfather (I forgot which one it was or might have been both) and think mafia movies are stupid.

[CuckingFunt]

I would never pay $25 for a DVDI'm a DVD nerd. Gotta have the super deluxe special 500 disc edition with all the collectible comic books and figurines and everything.

It's sick, really.

[Kori Ellis]

The strange thing is she has never seen the Christmas story but she loves mafia movies. I fell asleep both times I tried to watch Scarface and/or Godfather (I forgot which one it was or might have been both) and think mafia movies are stupid.

I LOVE Mafia movies. If I was a guy, I'd be in the freakin' Mafia.

[MannyIsGod]

Can you believe that Kori Ellis has never seen that movie in your avatar.

Amazing.I can believe it.

[MannyIsGod]

LJ you should shoot her eye out.

:lol

[Melmart1]

I've tried to tell you it's awesome. I hate watchimg movies twice but that one I could watch again right now.
Dude, I love that movie so much I have a Ralphie bobblehead.

THe sign of a great movie is when you can laugh at it still even though you know exactly what's coming. The scene a the end where the chinkies are trying to sing x-mas carols still makes me lol.

Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

[timvp]

I could possibly stand mafia movies but I just can't get past the fact that the main supposed hard asses are like 4-foot-11, 122 pounds. It makes me want to just end the movie by strangling the little b!tch.

[CuckingFunt]

The strange thing is she has never seen the Christmas story but she loves mafia movies. I fell asleep both times I tried to watch Scarface and/or Godfather (I forgot which one it was or might have been both) and think mafia movies are stupid.Now I think you're both nutty.

[Melmart1]

I can't take Joe Pesci seriously as a mobster. See, I saw "My Cousin Vinny" before I saw "Goodfellas." I kept expecting him to pull out a gun and say "yeah, I said YUTES. The two YUTES!"

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I'm fucking cold and tired. I pulled nearly a 24 hour marathon because of Ely, and now I need sleep but I'm playing poker. God damnit!

[CuckingFunt]

I could possibly stand mafia movies but I just can't get past the fact that the main supposed hard asses are like 4-foot-11, 122 pounds. It makes me want to just end the movie by strangling the little b!tch.That's what makes 'em so badass. That little bit of Napoleon complex turns everyone into evil personified.

[timvp]

http://www.123celebs.net/a/al-pacino/al-pacino.jpg


Hey look at me I'm going to run this town I'm such a hard ass.

:jack

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.123celebs.net/a/al-pacino/al-pacino.jpg


Hey look at me I'm going to run this town I'm such a hard ass.

:jackEh. Pacino's overrated.

[Melmart1]

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2004/11/08/176401/Signature_Series_3_.jpg

[timvp]

That's what makes 'em so badass. That little bit of Napoleon complex turns everyone into evil personified.
You are going to love The Departed then.

But yeah even I liked it.

[timvp]

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2004/11/08/176401/Signature_Series_3_.jpg

:lmao

Man what a great movie. I've never heard of someone not liking that movie.

[Melmart1]

Melmart is leaving the building!

[CuckingFunt]

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2004/11/08/176401/Signature_Series_3_.jpgI used to own one of those lamps, but somehow lost it in the big breakup.

Fucking bitch.

[timvp]

I used to own one of those lamps, but somehow lost it in the big breakup.

Fucking bitch.
Should have beat her down.

[Silver21_Black20]

I just got a call to come into work.................on my day off :madrun

[Melmart1]

Tell them to go fuck themselves. You got some cheesecake to eat.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll get out at 5 but now I'll really be the only chick at the store last minute gift shopping.

Shit...I'm such a fucking procrastinator.

Ugh...I need to go shower. Wanna watch Mel? ;)

[ashbeeigh]

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Quit stalking me asshole.

[Melmart1]

I'll get out at 5 but now I'll really be the only chick at the store last minute gift shopping.

Shit...I'm such a fucking procrastinator.

Ugh...I need to go shower. Wanna watch Mel? ;)
Fuck yeah! If you need someone to wash your back... or your front... let me know!

[Melmart1]

Hey Sandra if you need ideas for a gift, I hear that men really like cheap mp3 players that aren't stolen for Valentine's! :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck yeah! If you need someone to wash your back... or your front... let me know!

Can I watch that?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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Quit stalking me asshole.don't flatter yourself

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, I'm fucking cold and tired. I pulled nearly a 24 hour marathon because of Ely, and now I need sleep but I'm playing poker. God damnit!

If the Spurs landed Maggette, you wouldn't sleep until the day after Game 1 in the playoffs.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey Sandra if you need ideas for a gift, I hear that men really like cheap mp3 players that aren't stolen for Valentine's! :lol

Hmmm.... though I'm sure I could swing by the UTSA library and find one at the Lost & Found. :lol

[Melmart1]

Can I watch that?
Yessir!

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...it is 2 minutes til 11 and I am still at home getting ready.

[Melmart1]

Well that's what happens when a 7ft tall giant gets out of the shower. A lot more skin to dry.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just checked out a book to a dude that looked like Rocky Dennis. Maybe it was him.

[Silver21_Black20]

Well that's what happens when a 7ft tall giant gets out of the shower. A lot more skin to dry.

So true. Plus...washing my legs takes for ever, they go on for miles.

[midgetonadonkey]

So true. Plus...washing my legs takes for ever, they go on for miles.

Yes they do. :eyebrows

[Rocky Dennis]

I just checked out a book to a dude that looked like Rocky Dennis. Maybe it was him.

It was me. You are even sexier than I imagined you to be.

[midgetonadonkey]

It was me. You are even sexier than I imagined you to be.

Thank you. And your head is as freakishly large as I imagined it to be.

[Melmart1]

Yes they do. :eyebrows
Lucky bastard!

[MannyIsGod]

I'm going to get drunk and screw tonight!

[Trainwreck2100]

I pissed off the girl i was trying to get with by telling her she used me for shit. So i don't expect for her to call me till she needs something

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to get drunk and screw tonight!

That sounds fantastic.

[midgetonadonkey]

I pissed off the girl i was trying to get with by telling her she used me for shit. So i don't expect for her to call me till she needs something

Did you slap her after you told her that?

[MannyIsGod]

What was she using you for?

[Melmart1]

What was she using you for?
I think it's safe to say it's not for sex.

[midgetonadonkey]

She was using him for his ability to create animated gifs.

[Trainwreck2100]

What was she using you for?

rides, alcohol, and food.

[Melmart1]

Like a typical virgin, it was the wrong type of 'rides'

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you at least get a handjob from her?

[Melmart1]

Is a handjob really that great? I mean it's basically like the lazy version of masterbating, right? Wouldn't it be teasing more since it's from a girl and you can't get inside her pants? Just wondering, seems rather pointless to me.

[Trainwreck2100]

Did you at least get a handjob from her?

:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Is a handjob really that great? I mean it's basically like the lazy version of masterbating, right? Wouldn't it be teasing more since it's from a girl and you can't get inside her pants? Just wondering, seems rather pointless to me.

I completely agree but in Trainwreck's case, anything is better than nothing.

[CuckingFunt]

Is a handjob really that great? I mean it's basically like the lazy version of masterbating, right? Wouldn't it be teasing more since it's from a girl and you can't get inside her pants? Just wondering, seems rather pointless to me.Very pointless.

You know damn well both people involved would rather be doing something else.

[tlongII]

Is a handjob really that great? I mean it's basically like the lazy version of masterbating, right? Wouldn't it be teasing more since it's from a girl and you can't get inside her pants? Just wondering, seems rather pointless to me.


Correct. It's pointless.

[tlongII]

Trainwreck needs to find some girls that are over 18 years old.

[Spurminator]

Not completely pointless... It's a step up from masturbating because the sensation is totally different when it's someone else's hand. When you're masturbating, half of it is you feeling a dick in your own hand, which isn't exactly stimulating.

[ashbeeigh]

poor trainwreck.

[ashbeeigh]

:madrun Where is everyone?

[ORION]

I need a new basketball

[midgetonadonkey]

I got a new Duncan jersey. :smokin

-midge

[Melmart1]

I bet that's not all you got last night, you lucky bitch.