Free Quattro Razor (3)

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck, Chili dogs are the shit. Especially when the hot dog and chili both are turkey and there are so few calories in the damn meal.

God damn, I thank all the turkeys that died to make me happy.

[Melmart1]

I like the Coneys from Sonic myself. I like turkey chili and I make a damn good chili with veggie crumbles, my roommates couldn't tell it wasn't real chili, freaks! But I have never tried turkey hot dogs... gotta pick some up. If I hate them, I will blame Manny.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to get an EKG....I'm kind of...freaked out...

To settle my nerves I may get a Sweetheart Blast. Hmm.

[midgetonadonkey]

From this point on, I'm on the potted meat wagon.

[midgetonadonkey]

No more potted meat for the midge.

[Silver21_Black20]

Isn't potted meat that shit that smells like Guidos food? :vomit

[midgetonadonkey]

haha yeah. Remember you gagged when you were watching me eat it that one day.l

[ShoogarBear]

haha yeah. Remember you gagged

[midgetonadonkey]

haha I saw that coming when I posted it.

[Silver21_Black20]

haha

I 'member!

[ShoogarBear]

So you two are bumpin uglies?

[Silver21_Black20]

I just like to watch him eat potted meat.

[ShoogarBear]

Ugh, it'd be less gross if you were bumpin uglies.

[ShoogarBear]

I guess midge would need a ladder for that, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

[Silver21_Black20]

midge is actually pretty tall........for a Mexican.

[midgetonadonkey]

Tall with the signature beer belly.

[midgetonadonkey]

midge is actually pretty long........for a Mexican.

[Melmart1]

washing my legs takes for ever, they go on for miles.

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha... I love you guys!

I hate to go but I must shower for work.

[Melmart1]

My offer to help stands today, tomorrow and always... :eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

My offer to help stands today, tomorrow and always... :eyebrowsMine stands, too.

[ORION]

Every time I leave to play ball everyone comes in. F this !

[ORION]

Fuck, Chili dogs are the shit. Especially when the hot dog and chili both are turkey and there are so few calories in the damn meal.

God damn, I thank all the turkeys that died to make me happy.
The best hot dog I had was that one dude with his cart in front of Santa Rosa. He has "chicago" style hot links that make my belly feel good

[ORION]

I'm going to get an EKG....I'm kind of...freaked out...

To settle my nerves I may get a Sweetheart Blast. Hmm.
I bet if you buy me a new basketball the results of the EKG will be fine

[ShoogarBear]

I heard Spaulding has a bunch of synthetic basketballs you can get for cheap.

[ORION]

I heard Spaulding has a bunch of synthetic basketballs you can get for cheap.
I played with that thing last week. It really sucks. yeah its got grip but it feels heavy and hard. They look pretty. Its like grabbing a set of faux boobs.

[MannyIsGod]

I like the Coneys from Sonic myself. I like turkey chili and I make a damn good chili with veggie crumbles, my roommates couldn't tell it wasn't real chili, freaks! But I have never tried turkey hot dogs... gotta pick some up. If I hate them, I will blame Manny.I get the 98% fat free ones from Oscar Mayer. 40 calories per frank. Its fucking sweet. Turkey Chili is good. Turkey is good stuff in general.

[midgetonadonkey]

Turkey is for gringos.

[MannyIsGod]

Turkey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> potted meat.

Then again most things are.

[1369]

Its like grabbing a set of faux boobs.

Like bags of sand?

[ShoogarBear]

Once again, Manny turns a thread into a sausage-fest.

[MannyIsGod]

I need to go start the I got laid on Valentines day roll call.

[ShoogarBear]

I need to go start the I got laid on Valentines day roll call.No wonder Mr. Dio has been in such a good mood.

[MannyIsGod]

No wonder Mr. Dio has been in such a good mood.Shoog, you're just pissed I'm one Melmart and one bottle of tequila away from witnessing hot girl on girl action. Sucka.

[ShoogarBear]

I will buy my first HDTV for that.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm keeping hte tape for myself.

[Melmart1]

Will HD make me look more pale? I gotta get some Jaundice in a Bottle.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm going to wind up bloodied in a ditch.

[ShoogarBear]

Will HD make me look more pale? I gotta get some Jaundice in a Bottle.http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/SUE/SUE105/TOCL0170.jpg

[ORION]

So whats going on this weekend ? I'm thinking about cooking up some crispy mecco flakes

[midgetonadonkey]

I have Quilting Club on Saturday night.

[ORION]

I have Quilting Club on Saturday night.
I bet you can get a lot of action there. Once you show them your cross stich they will suck your dick so good you'll have to pull the quilt out of your ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

I do have an amazing cross stitch.

[ORION]

I do have an amazing cross stitch.
one time I was sewing naked and ended up sewing my pubs into the sweater I was making.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet that made the sweater nice and soft.

[ORION]

I bet that made the sweater nice and soft.
ask my ex I gaged her with it

[ashbeeigh]

I bet if you buy me a new basketball the results of the EKG will be fine

I'm too cheap.


Plus, I got the results and they looked normal. I have to wait until we do the analysis in lab to really tell though.

[ShoogarBear]

Do the analysis in lab? WTF kind of lab analysis do you do on an EKG?

[CuckingFunt]

Do the analysis in lab? WTF kind of lab analysis do you do on an EKG?The imaginary kind.

[ashbeeigh]

Do the analysis in lab? WTF kind of lab analysis do you do on an EKG?

It's an anatomy and physiology lab. We haven't gotten to the human cardiovascular system yet, but, when we do, i'll let you know whattype of analysis it is. :tu

It's probably more of how to read it and find where certain locations are then anything. It's a 100 level class with freshmen who don't even know what a testicle is.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey Ashbeeigh, I'd like to make amends for everybody in The Q...

I've got a PB&J sandwich for you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's a 100 level class with freshmen who don't even know what a testicle is.

Did you show them where yours were?

[ashbeeigh]

Hey Ashbeeigh, I'd like to make amends for everybody in The Q...

I've got a PB&J sandwich for you.

No thanks, I'm allergic.


Did you show them where yours were?

And no, i left that up for the basketball team.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No thanks, I'm allergic.



And no, i left that up for the basketball team.

The basketball team pointed out your testicles?

[Trainwreck2100]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60426

thus brings forth a new regime

[Melmart1]

Did they pee on ashbeeigh's testacles?

[ashbeeigh]

The basketball team pointed out your testicles?

No, their own, JB. Their own.

[Melmart1]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60426

thus brings forth a new regime
what does that mean?

[ashbeeigh]

what does that mean?

I thought the threat was just an opinion about the guy's quote about Amachi.

[Trainwreck2100]

what does that mean?

you know mel, in your heart of hearts you know.

[Melmart1]

I thought the threat was just an opinion about the guy's quote about Amachi.
It was Buck Rogers being a homophobe. If Trannywreck has a problem with me closing it, he can talk to me personally instead of announcing it in the Quattro.

[Trainwreck2100]

It was Buck Rogers being a homophobe. If Trannywreck has a problem with me closing it, he can talk to me personally instead of announcing it in the Quattro.


Trannywreck!!!! that's cheap, do I ever call you smellmart?

[ashbeeigh]

It was Buck Rogers being a homophobe. If Trannywreck has a problem with me closing it, he can talk to me personally instead of announcing it in the Quattro.

How stupid on his part. :td And way for me to say "threat" instead of "thread."

[midgetonadonkey]

Trannywreck is funnier than smellmart.

[midgetonadonkey]

Even I was offended by that thread.

[Melmart1]

Trannywreck!!!! that's cheap, do I ever call you smellmart?
No, but you accuse me of being some censoring 'reign' a la SpursReport when all I was doing is the same thing Kori has done countless times, that is to either close or edit something that Buck Rogers did while in homophobic mode.

[Trainwreck2100]

Trannywreck is funnier than smellmart.
\\

I prefer to keep it PG

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Trannywreck should start an uprising against Melmart's gynocracy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And I only said that to get the word "gynocracy" into The Q.

[Trainwreck2100]

And I only said that to get the word "gynocracy" into The Q.


In honor of you doing that I'm off to ding how to pick up some Chinese Food. And when I come back I expect you to tell me what ding how means

[Melmart1]

Trannywreck. Ha Ha, I made a funny. I think that shall forever be your name again.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

In honor of you doing that I'm off to ding how to pick up some Chinese Food. And when I come back I expect you to tell me what ding how means

It means: He Who No Taste Kitty

Perfect choice for you!

[T Park]

:lol @ Trannywreck.

[midgetonadonkey]

Trannywreck. Ha Ha, I made a funny. I think that shall forever be your name again.

At least until he gets laid.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh wait, I guess it will be his name forever.

[ashbeeigh]

We talked about transvestites in my Sexual Deviance class today. It's a more popular pedaphila. Top ten apperantly.

[Trainwreck2100]

Oh shit that chinese made me sick

[Billy Cobham]

We talked about transvestites in my Sexual Deviance class today. It's a more popular pedaphila. Top ten apperantly.

Is it just me or does anyone else have difficulty deciphering her posts? :wtf

[Jekka]

Is it just me or does anyone else have difficulty deciphering her posts? :wtf
It's not just you. Her last post was all kinds of fucked up.

[ashbeeigh]

Is it just me or does anyone else have difficulty deciphering her posts? :wtf

trannywreck made me think of transvestite which made me think of the class. Nothing more then that.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why do people even still read her posts?

[Billy Cobham]

trannywreck made me think of transvestite which made me think of the class. Nothing more then that.

Well pedaphila is not a word as far as I know. Did you mean pedophilia? If so, what does that have to do with transvestites? :wtf

[ashbeeigh]

Well pedaphila is not a word as far as I know. Did you mean pedophilia? If so, what does that have to do with transvestites? :wtf

I meant paraphilia. My bad. I'm all sorts of off tonight.

[Melmart1]

STFU, ashbeeigh!

[ashbeeigh]

where the hell is VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS when I need him?

[Trainwreck2100]

where the hell is VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS when I need him?


why must you set yourself up.

[ashbeeigh]

why must you set yourself up.

Because you need a break.

[Boris]

Did someone say paraphernelia?

[CuckingFunt]

I meant paraphilia. My bad. I'm all sorts of off tonight.Tonight?

[Melmart1]

the Funt is here! and I am about to go to bed! phooey!

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.sondheimguide.com/graphics/comedy.jpg

[Fillmoe]

quick question.... i dont know if i missed something but why does everyone give ashbeeigh shit?

[ShoogarBear]

the Funt is here! and I am about to go to bed! phooey!Need to be tucked in?

[CuckingFunt]

the Funt is here! and I am about to go to bed! phooey!Extra phooey!



Well, of course, unless I can go to bed with you. :eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

quick question.... i dont know if i missed something but why does everyone give ashbeeigh shit?Because you asked . . . DEATH!

[Fillmoe]

nah im just wondering mang.............

[Melmart1]

ashbeeigh is an idiot and rarely makes sense. plus she has dirty feet, and lets men pee on her. she is also a scat porn star. knowing this.. tell me why we SHOULDN'T make fun of her...?

[Melmart1]

Extra phooey!



Well, of course, unless I can go to bed with you. :eyebrows
I did say.. bed... nothing about SLEEP though :eyebrows

[Fillmoe]

i do make fun of her.... but i didnt know all that shit

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i do make fun of her.... but i didnt know all that shit

She's fucked the Texas Lutheran University basketball and soccer teams, too.

[ashbeeigh]

She's fucked the Texas Lutheran University basketball and soccer teams, too.

I had too much homework yesterday. That didn't work out.

[ashbeeigh]

i do make fun of her.... but i didnt know all that shit

It's really a compilation of jokes gone wrong.

[Fillmoe]

who would win a fight between melmart and ashbeeigh?

[ashbeeigh]

Mel would look at me and I say she wins. I can't fight.

[timvp]

Mel would look at me and I say she wins. I can't fight.

But drunk ashbeeeeigh can.

[CuckingFunt]

I did say.. bed... nothing about SLEEP though :eyebrowsI just got hold of a list of all the reasons Tim Hardaway thinks gay people are disgusting. What say you and I try numbers 1-20?

[Melmart1]

I just got hold of a list of all the reasons Tim Hardaway thinks gay people are disgusting. What say you and I try numbers 1-20?
I got the toys, you bring the lube.

[Melmart1]

It's really a compilation of jokes gone wrong.
You are one really bad joke gone wrong.

[ashbeeigh]

But drunk ashbeeeeigh can.

No, even drunk ashbeeigh can't. drunk ashbeeigh can speak spanish. That's about all she can do.

[CuckingFunt]

I got the toys, you bring the lube.Woohoo!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I would love to watch CuckingFunt and Melmart use toys on each other.

[timvp]

I wonder how tall the world's tallest midget is.

[ORION]

I wonder how tall the world's tallest midget is.
that was smitty jenkins coming in at 5 feet 6 inches

[Melmart1]

5'6" is a midget? Then every Mexican I know is a midget.

[ORION]

5'6" is a midget? Then every Mexican I know is a midget.
smitty was diagnosed as a midget at a young age. This is no joking matter :wakeup

[batman2883]

thats whassup!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm a 30 minute brotha with an hour full of cock.

[The New Midge]

Hi Trainwreck and Johnny Blaze. How are you doing today?

[The New Midge]

It's a beautiful day today.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Can't complain.

[The New Midge]

Nobody should complain. Everyday is a blessing...

Fuck, I can't keep this shit up.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's better.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck, I can't keep this shit up.

:lol

Pussy.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's not nice JB. Not nice at all.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's not nice JB. Not nice at all.

You forgot to switch logins.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was just lazy.

[midgetonadonkey]

What you gonna do? You want to get down?

[midgetonadonkey]

Tell me

[midgetonadonkey]

Get down on it

[midgetonadonkey]

Get down on it

[midgetonadonkey]

God dammit I said get down on it!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

"I can see us holding hands
walking on the beach our toes in the sand..."

[Melmart1]

Awww... you and your man going to the Coast or something?

[ashbeeigh]

Tristan and Isolde is a good movie. Tristan is one sexy mofo.

[midgetonadonkey]

Awww... you and your man going to the Coast or something?

Possibly.

[Melmart1]

she gonna meet the parentals? make her slouch, she might scare them at full height.

[angel_luv]

she gonna meet the parentals? make her slouch, she might scare them at full height.


Or they will think she is head and shoulders above anyone else they have ever met. :)

[Squid]

Awww... you and your man going to the Coast or something?

They are coming to visit me. I'm going to shove all of my tenticles inside of SilBlack. I won't swim in her uterus, that is only for my special bitches Mel and CuckingFunt.

[Silver21_Black20]

Geez...didn't think so much convo was going to come from Justin Timberlake lyrics. lol

[Melmart1]

Those were JT lyrics? I had no idea, sorry! :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Geez...didn't think so much convo was going to come from Justin Timberlake lyrics. lol

I don't think they caught it was Justin Timberlake. I was going to say something about his other single..the one at the end of Ugly Betty alst night. I really like that one. "What Goes Around Comes Around." I love that one.

[Silver21_Black20]

Those were JT lyrics? I had no idea, sorry! :lol

:lol

JT is the sheyitt!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Those were JT lyrics? I had no idea, sorry! :lol

Don't act like you didn't know.

[Melmart1]

Don't act like you didn't know.
I totally didn't. Besides, don't act like YOU didn't know, since she forced you to watch that shit the other day.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know those lyrics. I sing and dance to them in my panties.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't think they caught it was Justin Timberlake. I was going to say something about his other single..the one at the end of Ugly Betty alst night. I really like that one. "What Goes Around Comes Around." I love that one.

Unfortunately, I've only seen the first episode of "Ugly Betty" but that JT song is really great. He is such an amazing artist.

[midgetonadonkey]

He is such an amazing artist.

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Air Supply are amazing artists.

[Silver21_Black20]

I totally didn't. Besides, don't act like YOU didn't know, since she forced you to watch that shit the other day.

midge sang along when JT performed.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

Haha ...I knew you'd catch that.

[Melmart1]

midge sang along when JT performed.
I KNEW it!

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't sing. I swear. I hummed along to it.

[Silver21_Black20]

Just admit you like Justin.

[midgetonadonkey]

No I don't. :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[Melmart1]

Bwahahahaha!

[Melmart1]

Do you listen to N'Sync too, Midge?

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you listen to N'Sync too, Midge?


:pctoss :pctoss No I don't. :pctoss :pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you listen to N'Sync too, Midge?

Wow Mel, I'm impressed you knew where to put the apostrophe...you an N'Sync fan too? :lol

[Melmart1]

Wow Mel, I'm impressed you knew where to put the apostrophe...you an N'Sync fan too? :lol
No, I just remember it from all the controversy over Buddy Holly and Slomo's pics. If you played a boyband song for me, I couldn't tell you which was N'Sync and which was 98 cents.

[Trainwreck2100]

Wow Mel, I'm impressed you knew where to put the apostrophe...you an N'Sync fan too? :lol


It wasn't an apotrophe, it was an asterisk, so don't go jumping on her balls just yet.

[midgetonadonkey]

It wasn't an apotrophe, it was an asterisk, so don't go jumping on her balls just yet.

No wonder you never get laid.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who likes my new avatar?

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

No wonder you never get laid.

I second that.

[Trainwreck2100]

midge you should go back to this avi
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/6295/subsandwichmt1.gif

[Melmart1]

It wasn't an apotrophe, it was an asterisk, so don't go jumping on her balls just yet.
Snap! Tranny knows his shit!

[midgetonadonkey]

Holy shit, I completely forgot about that one. But I like this one more.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha the sandwich is getting more action than Trainwreck ever has.

[Melmart1]

Midge must miss the bat. He is taking on his shenanigans now.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge must miss the bat. He is taking on his shenanigans now.

aww don't mention his name. :depressed

[Silver21_Black20]

aww don't mention his name. :depressed

FAG

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck you Rodeo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Melmart1]

aww don't mention his name. :depressed
why not?

[Trainwreck2100]

bye bye bye

[midgetonadonkey]

why not?

I get teary eyed.

[Melmart1]

I get teary eyed.


FAG

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

[midgetonadonkey]

That was pretty gay.

[batman2883]

midge smells

[Cant_Be_Faded]

batman you owe my gf two months worth of child support

[CuckingFunt]

Midge's new avatar is dirty.

[Mixability]

Midge's new avatar is dirty.

but is it as dirty as ashbitch feet?

[katyon6th]

The fucking toner exploded inside of our copier this morning. There's been a black cloud around it ever since. Where in the hell is our service tech? Anyone work for Ikon? I should report him.

[ShoogarBear]

Cool. Glad to hear about something besides the mulch fire.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

MIDGE, i saw the sarah silverman show, it was pretty funny like you said

not only did it say queef more times in 30 mins than any show in history, but they parodied The Last Dragon....and it was funny

[CuckingFunt]

but is it as dirty as ashbitch feet?I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it would force me to picture ashbeeigh's feet.

[midgetonadonkey]

MIDGE, i saw the sarah silverman show, it was pretty funny like you said

not only did it say queef more times in 30 mins than any show in history, but they parodied The Last Dragon....and it was funny

I didn't see that one. I need to download the last two episodes. I'll check it out.

[mookie2001]

the oc is funnier than sara silverman

[ORION]

my finger smells like a chipmunk's butthole

[ORION]

why doesn't batman want to play ball against me. Should I have my lawyer present for my freakin trial

[ORION]

what are the chances of deferred adjudication coming up on a background check ?

[midgetonadonkey]

Batman has no energy left after the endless nights of Salsa dancing and drinking straight Everclear.

[midgetonadonkey]

what are the chances of deferred adjudication coming up on a background check ?

How long ago was it?

[ORION]

Batman has no energy left after the endless nights of dancing through the tulips and drinking straight hermaphrodite pee .

thats better

[ORION]

How long ago was it?
almost 5 years ago.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes, it will come up. I just had a background check a few weeks ago and mine from 2001 came up. Make sure you have proof that you completed everything.

[Trainwreck2100]

damn lawbreakers, break the law and don't get caught. Unleash your inner republican

[midgetonadonkey]

damn lawbreakers, break the law and don't get caught. Unleash your inner republican

Telling a chick you've been in jail is how you get the pussy.

[ORION]

Yes, it will come up. I just had a background check a few weeks ago and mine from 2001 came up. Make sure you have proof that you completed everything.
yeah I'm done. I'm changing jobs and I put no to that part. I've worked for 2 companies since then and everything came back fine. Should I worry this time ? I hope they just look for convictions

[midgetonadonkey]

Get a PI once and your pussy volume will skyrocket. You will go from "no chance in hell I'm getting laid" to "I might get to touch a titty tonight".

[ORION]

Telling a chick you've been in jail is how you get the pussy.
word ! and calling your chick from jail at 3am is how to loose the pussy

[Trainwreck2100]

Telling a chick you've been in jail is how you get the pussy.


were you in county jail or assrape jail?

[midgetonadonkey]

yeah I'm done. I'm changing jobs and I put no to that part. I've worked for 2 companies since then and everything came back fine. Should I worry this time ? I hope they just look for convictions

Did it specifically ask about deferred adjudication or just convictions?

[ORION]

Did it specifically ask about deferred adjudication or just convictions?
damn it ! yes it asked for both but if I recall so did the others. If they ask I'll try and sweet talk. I say "oh I thought it said currently".

[midgetonadonkey]

If they ask just whip out your chile. They will completely forget about what they were just talking about.

[midgetonadonkey]

The old misdirection. Works every time.

[ORION]

If they ask just whip out your chile. They will completely forget about what they were just talking about.
whoa wait a minute ! I planned to have it out already

[Melmart1]

What the hell is a deferred adjudication?

[midgetonadonkey]

whoa wait a minute ! I planned to have it out already

Were you planning on having just the meat out or are you showing a nut as well?

[ORION]

The old misdirection. Works every time.
I hope. I mean it was a while and it never came up with my other employers. shit my last employer hired a convicted sex offender and they didn't know

[midgetonadonkey]

What the hell is a deferred adjudication?

It's when they dismiss the charges after serving a set period of probation and doing other shit like fucking rehab for six months. :pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope. I mean it was a while and it never came up with my other employers. shit my last employer hired a convicted sex offender and they didn't know

Is that your subtle way of telling us that you are a convicted sex offender?

[ORION]

Were you planning on having just the meat out or are you showing a nut as well?
I wasn't going to shave them so no but if you think I should have the old speed bags out I'll shave them

[Trainwreck2100]

I hope. I mean it was a while and it never came up with my other employers. shit my last employer hired a convicted sex offender and they didn't know


male or female?

[Melmart1]

Damn... sounds better than being a prison bitch though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wasn't going to shave them so no but if you think I should have the old speed bags out I'll shave them

Just the right one.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn... sounds better than being a prison bitch though.

Well if I didn't take that I would've had to do two weeks with no probation or fines.

[Melmart1]

I wasn't going to shave them so no but if you think I should have the old speed bags out I'll shave them
For complete misdirection, its the frank AND the beans. All or nothing. So yeah, shave. Hairy beans are unappetizing.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I ever get busted again for anything I'm taking the two weeks.

[ORION]

Is that your subtle way of telling us that you are a convicted sex offender?
:lol :lol
man I set myself up for that. :madrun
no it wasn't me but I don't think you can get deferred ajudication for a sex crime

[Melmart1]

two weeks sounds better than six months of rehab. but I guess I wouldnt know.

[Trainwreck2100]

If I ever get busted again for anything I'm taking the two weeks.

you should strive to not be busted then

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol :lol
man I set myself up for that. :madrun
no it wasn't me but I don't think you can get deferred ajudication for a sex crime


did you know this person's address

[ORION]

male or female?
male. sorry

[ORION]

Just the right one.
but my left is the one that hangs lower

[ORION]

did you know this person's address
yeah batman leaves over off ...hey wait a minute

[Trainwreck2100]

i'm gonna go to mapsexoffenders.com and look at all the idiots that have ruined their life.

[ORION]

If I ever get busted again for anything I'm taking the two weeks.
I took the craziest dump on those steel, ice cold toilets and no one talked to me. man I think that toilet made my ball hang lower because of the strong suction

[ORION]

i'm gonna go to mapsexoffenders.com and look at all the idiots that have ruined their life.
I can't understand how or why they do those things but what really makes me puke are the ones that are caught with little babies.

[midgetonadonkey]

No shit like there was a dude caught on a webcam fucking his like 3 or 4 month old daughter. That's fucking sick.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge when do the sarah silverman repeats come on this weekend


would you want a girlfriend who queefed with every step?

[midgetonadonkey]

I was going to look for the news story I read so I type in "webcam sex with infant" into google. I bet I'm on some kind of watch list now.

[midgetonadonkey]

midge when do the sarah silverman repeats come on this weekend


would you want a girlfriend who queefed with every step?

Who the fuck wouldn't?

[ORION]

No shit like there was a dude caught on a webcam fucking his like 3 or 4 month old daughter. That's fucking sick.
I can't even comprehend that. death is not the answer for that guy.

[ORION]

I was going to look for the news story I read so I type in "webcam sex with infant" into google. I bet I'm on some kind of watch list now.
:lol
man those words make me want to kill myself

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't even comprehend that. death is not the answer for that guy.

He should be scalded to death with boiling mecco.

[ORION]

He should be scalded to death with boiling mecco.
and let it harden so he has to wear a mecco mask for the rest of his life. There will never be justice for that child because nothing can replace a child's innocence

[midgetonadonkey]

because nothing can replace a child's innocence

*cough*fag*cough*

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/webcamsex.jpg

[ORION]

*cough*fag*cough*
hey my son is going to be 3 in a few weeks and if someone even looked at him wrong I'd unleash the dragon on them

[Trainwreck2100]

nice mario theme midge

[midgetonadonkey]

hey my son is going to be 3 in a few weeks and if someone even looked at him wrong I'd unleash the dragon on them

I know dude, I would do the same but the child's innocence thing came off a bit fruity. lol

[ORION]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/webcamsex.jpg
man the feds will probably repel through your window any second. sex with animals ?! there's no time man. I can't wait until aqua teen hits the movies

[ORION]

I know dude, I would do the same but the child's innocence thing came off a bit fruity. loli went jonathan davis for a second

[ORION]

and we'll both ride home in my automobile

[ORION]

Allright...
Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
takin all you stupid motherfuckers' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word
I should have known it before, the motherfucker's a nerd
But back to the bitches I'm peepin
and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!

[midgetonadonkey]

You are the reason I am currently downloading Eazy E's greatest hits.