Free Quattro Razor (3)

[ashbeeigh]

Oooo...sounds like ashbeeigh is trying to find a date for Valentine's.

:rollseyes I didn't want him anyway.

[Mixability]

:rollseyes I didn't want him anyway.

dirty fungus feet and you can't even roll your eyes right.

:rolleyes

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

dirty fungus feet and you can't even roll your eyes right.

:rolleyes

:lol

:rolleyes No one likes you.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Danyo.

[midgetonadonkey]

I broke my glasses.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just got my first writing assignment.

[midgetonadonkey]

It better pay millions.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm kidding. Hundreds of thousands would be good.

[Melmart1]

What kind of writing is it? You don't already know how much it will pay? For shame!

[ORION]

I'm on vacation and plan on playing ball every day. Too bad no one plays during the day. I shot 50 3's and hit 29.

[ORION]

oh and f this f-ing f-itty f

[ORION]

What kind of writing is it? You don't already know how much it will pay? For shame!
an animal porn script. mostly cows

[midgetonadonkey]

What kind of writing is it? You don't already know how much it will pay? For shame!

It's for a Caribbean music magazine. I'm writing a piece on Toots and the Maytals. Actually, I don't care how much it pays, I'm just happy to write about Reggae music.

[midgetonadonkey]

an animal porn script. mostly cows

That would kick ass. We should collaborate.

[Melmart1]

I sent you another link to another reggae market in your email the other day, I will keep an eye out for that kind of market for you when I am searching the boards and let you know. Congrats on your first piece! But you should really hammer out the payment details BEFORE you submit. Just my humble opinion.

[ORION]

That would kick ass. We should collaborate.
Yes ! I want to be the fluffer

[midgetonadonkey]

I sent you another link to another reggae market in your email the other day, I will keep an eye out for that kind of market for you when I am searching the boards and let you know. Congrats on your first piece! But you should really hammer out the payment details BEFORE you submit. Just my humble opinion.

Well, I haven't written it yet and the dude is calling me tonight to talk work out final details about the piece. I'll ask him tonight.

[ORION]

Well, I haven't written it yet and the dude is calling me tonight to talk work out final details about the piece. I'll ask him tonight.
tell him you want to be paid in crack and sunflower seeds. the flaming hot ones

[Melmart1]

Well, I haven't written it yet and the dude is calling me tonight to talk work out final details about the piece. I'll ask him tonight.
Didn't you say that when you get your first writing assignment that I would be the first to know? Yet you posted it in the Quattro. Damn liar!

[midgetonadonkey]

Didn't you say that when you get your first writing assignment that I would be the first to know? Yet you posted it in the Quattro. Damn liar!

I saw you in here a few minutes ago and I knew you would be the first to read it.

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, I knew you would say something like that. Well played.

[CuckingFunt]

I am in quite a mood this evening.

[Fillmoe]

I am in quite a mood this evening.


found your vibrator?

[CuckingFunt]

found your vibrator?Never lost it.

But that's got nothing to do with the mood I'm in tonight.

[kingsfan]

I slept all day, it was great, my insomnia is gone! http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smispin.gif

[Fillmoe]

care to explain

[CuckingFunt]

It's for a Caribbean music magazine. I'm writing a piece on Toots and the Maytals. Actually, I don't care how much it pays, I'm just happy to write about Reggae music."I'll Never Grow Old" by Toots and the Maytals just started playing on random. Good shit.

[CuckingFunt]

care to explainDon't know what there is to explain, really.

I'm restless and would like to go out, but am stuck at home waiting for an important phone call to be returned. Hence, I'm in a mood.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge anything cool you can suggest to download

[midgetonadonkey]

The last thing I downloaded that I really dug was the first episode of the Sarah Silverman Program. Funny shit. I'm currently downloading Anal Cunt It Just Get's Worse.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Sarah Silverman? Hmm..
I always thought she was kinda overrated
She was funny as hell when she was the guest on the Zack galvakngaigcaks show

[midgetonadonkey]

Not only is the fucking Jew hot but I think she is hilarious. The show is pretty good. Give it a shot. If you don't want to download that you should try to find Traces of Death V.

[midgetonadonkey]

I still got that Sirius radio dude. I haven't forgotten, I've just forgotten. It's packaged and shit. I'll send it soon.

[midgetonadonkey]

You know the way stoners are about doing shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just heard 5 gunshots.

[midgetonadonkey]

Anal Cunt kicks ass.

Greatest first song on an album is called "I Became a Rape Counselor so I can Tell the Victims They Asked for It".

[midgetonadonkey]

CBF must download.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm watching a Neil Young Heart of Gold DVD. He is badass.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck? Where is everyone?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Midge there wouldn't have been a doubt in my mind the stoner effect had taken over you save i thought you quit W? You quit and redo it so much i forget.

I will download some Anal Cunt once I convince my girlfriend to delete some extra crap off her comp, this motherfucker is a standard dell circa 2002 and its pretty much as useful as a paperweight, but what kinda music is it

[Cant_Be_Faded]

COUNT YOUR BODIES LIKE SHEEP TO THE RHYTHM OF THE WAR DRUMS


PAY NO MIND TO THE RABBLE PAY NO MIND TO THE RABBLE

HEAD DOWN
GO TO SLEEP TO THE RHYTHM OF THE WAR DRUMS


---------tool is coming to SA on march 26th, if I was still blessed enough to live in south texas i would definitely go

plus they will be channeling otherplanely spirits on the very same grounds taht Tony Parker schools bitches so what more could you want???

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I would bump my ---tool is back---- thread but im afraid manny will own me again so im going to only post in this thread for the time being

[midgetonadonkey]

It's speed metal, harder than any old school Metallica or Megadeth and on par with Slayer and Sepultura.

I am have been off the W for a while but I am still a stoner at heart.

[mookie2001]

march 16th threadgills austin tx- Roky Erickson-show of the century

[midgetonadonkey]

I would bump my ---tool is back---- thread but im afraid manny will own me again so im going to only post in this thread for the time being

Never fear Manny.

That is my Spurstalk mantra.

[Mixability]

Wheelchair Boys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AES2vr5kWh8)

[Mixability]

:rolleyes No one likes you.

True, but thats because I'm an asshole.

At least people don't loathe me because I'm dirty and a retard.

I'm starting to connect the dots with you and awmyplace <------ :lol

[Melmart1]

Flicka could have been worse, but it was still a long 90 minutes. Glad I got it over with though. My 8-yr old nephew is coming over after school, should we watch "The Grudge 2?" My sister might kick my ass though.

[ashbeeigh]

:madrun what should I dooooo?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:madrun what should I dooooo?make your avatar bigger. for starters.

[ashbeeigh]

make your avatar bigger. for starters.

It would be too big, file wise, if I did. I already tried. Thanks for being a smartass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It would be too big, file wise, if I did. I already tried. Thanks for being a smartass.smartass?

[ashbeeigh]

smartass?

Yeah. That's what I said. But I didn't really mean it. I apologize.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah. That's what I said. But I didn't really mean it. I apologize.

I think he's saying he wants to see the bigger version.

[ashbeeigh]

We only know that would get me in even more trouble here.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

We only know that would get me in even more trouble here.

Well, PM it to him, I don't care.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

We only know that would get me in even more trouble here."in even more trouble"? but you look so innocent. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiangel.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well, PM it to him, I don't care.oh wait now I get it. show her who's boss, juanito

[Melmart1]

Viva is hitting on ashbeeigh? :sick

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva is hitting on ashbeeigh? :vomitdamn. that's cold blooded.

[Melmart1]

If you had been around here longer, you would know why that is hardly cold-blooded. You ain't seen nothing yet!

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, THE SIXTH MAN, Silver21_Black20, Big P

Hey, sugar! :eyebrows

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If you had been around here longer, you would know why that is hardly cold-blooded. You ain't seen nothing yet!yeah. i saw the anna nicole thread.

[Melmart1]

yeah. i saw the anna nicole thread.
no, that's not what I meant. Although there were some true assholes in there. what I mean is that the Quattro is sometimes quite cutthroat and rude... just be prepared, vaccine boy. you have been warned.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

no, that's not what I meant. Although there were some true assholes in there. what I mean is that the Quattro is sometimes quite cutthroat and rude... just be prepared, vaccine boy. you have been warned.vaccine boy, huh? cute. i think that's my "handle" around here. i think i can hold my own, melsy.

[Melmart1]

you go ahead and think that. you have not yet felt the wrath. but good luck to you.

[mookie2001]

goddam these genital warts people are funny

[Melmart1]

mookie, you've changed!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you go ahead and think that. you have not yet felt the wrath. but good luck to you.felt the wrath? ok tough guy.

[MannyIsGod]

I need an entire bottle right now.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need an entire bottle right now.

Nyquil?

Wine?

KY?

[Melmart1]

felt the wrath? ok tough guy.
I'm a girl, asshole.

[Melmart1]

I need an entire bottle right now.
I would like a bottle, too. I was doing so well with my sleep, I was in bed and asleep by 11 and up by 6... now I am up at 12:30 and not sleepy... ARGHHH! What I wouldnt give to keep on that schedule and not suffer the insomnia again!!!

[MannyIsGod]

Rubbing Alcohol?

[MannyIsGod]

It'll be a long time before I'm asleep, Sadly I slept until four. I too would like to pass out right about now Mel.

[Melmart1]

i was doing so well! but tonight was my dart league and it seems on dart nights i stay up too late. the other days, i do well. at least i won all three of my games and my team as a whole is 6-0.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm a girl, asshole.i gathered that from "Mel".

[MannyIsGod]

Dart league? Well, to be fair I guess I could be worse off than simply not having a bottle. I could play darts and watch horse movies. Bravo, Mel.

[Melmart1]

Mel could be a guy.

[MannyIsGod]

I see a bottle of Nyquil on the counter. I'd be tempted to down it if I didn't think that it would just make me feel like ass and not fall asleep.

[MannyIsGod]

Mel could not only be a guy, he could be a guy that hates Jews but works well with Danny Glovers.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mel could be a guy.if he owned a diner with vera, alice, and flo, but i know you don't fit that mold.

[Melmart1]

Dart league? Well, to be fair I guess I could be worse off than simply not having a bottle. I could play darts and watch horse movies. Bravo, Mel.
Yes, a dart league, as lame as that sounds. But hey, once a week i go to a bar, my teammates buy all my drinks and buy me roses. As for horse movies, it was one, just this week. It could be worse. I could have to watch the nasty scenes in "Saw III" again and feel like vomiting.

Actually, the majority of movies i have been PAID to watch were good. Or maybe its just the fact that I was paid to watch them that made them good. Who knows...

[Silver21_Black20]

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Melmart1, THE SIXTH MAN, Silver21_Black20, Big P

Hey, sugar! :eyebrows

What's up?

You still in town?

[MannyIsGod]

You should just plagerize Ebert.

[Melmart1]

if he owned a diner with vera, alice, and flo, but i know you don't fit that mold.
How do I not fit that mold? How do you know I don't work in a greasy diner with a red beehive hairdo?

[Melmart1]

You should just plagerize Ebert.
Fuck that! My name is on that review, I am not gonna act like some stuck up snobby reviewer! Melmart stands for... uh, something! :)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How do I not fit that mold? How do you know I don't work in a greasy diner with a red beehive hairdo?well after your dart league confessional you just might.

[Melmart1]

What's up?

You still in town?
yes, I am still in SA for now. I will likely be moving again by Labor Day. Depends on my mood. I am a nomad.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Melmart stands for... uh, something! :)

I thought it stood for bitter wit.

[Melmart1]

well after your dart league confessional you just might.
Yes, me playing in a dart league to help a friend out makes me a greasy waitress! :rolleyes

[Melmart1]

I thought it stood for bitter wit.
well, bitterness is an acquired taste, don't want to scare everyone off all the time with it!

[Silver21_Black20]

yes, I am still in SA for now. I will likely be moving again by Labor Day. Depends on my mood. I am a nomad.

Really? Interesting ... ;)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

well, bitterness is an acquired taste, don't want to scare everyone off all the time with it!

Fuck that, we like it.

[Melmart1]

Really? Interesting ... ;)
How interesting do you want it to be? :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Fuck that, we like it.
Well how is this for bitter? I had a bout of Catholic guilt and declines to go to a titty bar with my teammates... I coulda been getting a lapdance right now! :pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

How interesting do you want it to be? :eyebrows

Oh...it could become real interesting, real fast.

[Melmart1]

:elephant
Oh...it could become real interesting, real fast.

[Trainwreck2100]

Guess who's wasted.......

[MannyIsGod]

You should review the movies while trashed.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Guess who's wasted.......

Another chick you got drunk and who's now fucking her ex-boyfriend while you're at home jerking off to Ashbeeigh's avatar?

[Melmart1]

Trainwreck is wasted, and is probably still a virgin...

I already wrote my review of Flicka... Wasted reviews are interesting... unfortunately, I am not currently wasted, nor do I think I have enough alcohol in the house to become wasted. I had 1/2 a bottle of vodka for months, but I gave it to my friend last week so I am doomed to review the other three movies sober :depressed

[Melmart1]

so this "guy movie" thing... the only girl I have seen in there is Kori... I wonder what would happen if I went and voted...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

so this "guy movie" thing... the only girl I have seen in there is Kori... I wonder what would happen if I went and voted...

Your post count would increase slightly.

[Melmart1]

you mean nobody would care? I thought they were tolerating Kori cus its her board... interesting...

[Melmart1]

ehhh.. that wasn't as satisfying as I thought it would be.. plus, I am not sure if I did it right :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ehhh.. that wasn't as satisfying as I thought it would be.. plus, I am not sure if I did it right :lolyou're a girl. you probably didn't. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smigrin.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

Another chick you got drunk and who's now fucking her ex-boyfriend while you're at home jerking off to Ashbeeigh's avatar?


:lol

Truly i am a loser

[Melmart1]

you're a girl. you probably didn't. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smigrin.gif
weak! You need help with your baiting.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

weak! You need help with your baiting.nonsense. i'm a master @ baiting. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smigrin.gif

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

nonsense. i'm a master @ baiting. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smigrin.gif

You would have been better served asking Mel to help you with your baiting.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol

Truly i am a loser

Seriously though, I never jacked off to ashbeighs avi.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Seriously though, I never jacked off to ashbeighs avi.whoa. where did that come from?

[Melmart1]

You would have been better served asking Mel to help you with your baiting.
Chinky is wise. I knew there was a reason I loved Chinese food :hungry:

[CuckingFunt]

Ooga booga.

[TOP-CHERRY]

i can't stay awake !

[CuckingFunt]

I'm WIDE fucking awake tonight, but I really don't want to be. I guess that's what I get for spending my afternoon flirting with a cute girl at a coffee house.

[TOP-CHERRY]

what i would give to have insomnia just this night. i have to keep studying for a test. i know posting in the quattro always kept me awake, so hope this helps.

i get headaches when i drink coffee in the afternoon.

[CuckingFunt]

i have to keep studying for a test.

Well, there's your problem. Cramming for a test has always been like sleeping pills for me.

[TOP-CHERRY]

insomnia just this night.
that an oxymoron?

[Melmart1]

what i would give to have insomnia just this night. i have to keep studying for a test. i know posting in the quattro always kept me awake, so hope this helps.

i get headaches when i drink coffee in the afternoon.
i will trade with you. i can't sleep but want to... arghhh!! :pctoss

[TOP-CHERRY]

so you saw saw III? i haven't seen it yet. and i don't think i have the stomach for it, but i'm still curious to see what happens now that that girl took that guy's place.

[TOP-CHERRY]

did you see saw? hahaha funny.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I'm one of very few people, certainly of my age group, who's never had the slightest inclination to watch one of the "Saw" films.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V48NF1C9ruk

I heard this song today for the first time in years. I used to love me some En Vogue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ6SkSFzx1E

[TOP-CHERRY]

i thought the movie was interesting and original in the plot, but maybe i just haven't seen that many scary movies. i had just never really thought about what people would be capable of going through to save their own life.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm just a big wimpy baby when it comes to slasher flicks, so avoided the whole thing.

[Typical S.A Mexican]

I was browsing youtube and found my girl. I know you San Antonio girls remember her.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LLNfYtcKMaw

[MannyIsGod]

When 7am comes around and Jess is no longer on call, I will be breaking out a bottle and we will be getting trashed. Hooooraaaaaaaaaaaaaay morning drunkeness.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Tiffany's Billiards.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think I'm one of very few people, certainly of my age group, who's never had the slightest inclination to watch one of the "Saw" films.I had high hopes for the first one. I was there at the movies and all of the sudden the guy from "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" shows up. It was ruined for me at that very second.

[CuckingFunt]

I had high hopes for the first one. I was there at the movies and all of the sudden the guy from "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" shows up. It was ruined for me at that very second.Robin Hood: Men in Tights? You're crazy.

Cary Elwes is, and always will be, known as "the guy from The Princess Bride."

[Melmart1]

"As You Wish"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Robin Hood: Men in Tights? You're crazy.

Cary Elwes is, and always will be, known as "the guy from The Princess Bride."don't laugh, but i've never seen that movie.

[Mixability]

I was browsing youtube and found my girl. I know you San Antonio girls remember her.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LLNfYtcKMaw

And the origin of the McCreless style is found.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And the origin of the McCreless style is found.

Argh, it's KTFM in the early 90s all over again!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!

[Mixability]

Argh, it's KTFM in the early 90s all over again!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!

fuck 102.7, it was all about HOT 103! psssh.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The pop-up video of Lil' Suzy' "Take Me In Your Arms":

*Pop* All the children in the video actually were procreated by Suzy and the guy she's looking at during the video.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A guy that looks like that sitting in a playground with all those kids running around would be on KENS' "Perverts in the Park" series with the quickness.

[Mixability]

*Pop*

784 cans of Aqua Net were used over the 2.5 days of shooting.

[Mixability]

A guy that looks like that sitting in a playground with all those kids running around would be on KENS' "Perverts in the Park" series with the quickness.

"Is the park that your children play at on our list?"

"we'll let you know, next Friday at 10."

:pctoss

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

*Pop*

784 cans of Aqua Net were used over the 2.5 days of shooting.

*Pop*

Shooting on the video had to be halted countless times as beepers sounded non-stop.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

*Pop*

The lyrical track in the video is actually slowed down five times to be intelligible. Lil Suzy and her backup singers were known to use their "party line" speed voices 24-7.

[Mixability]

*Pop*

Shooting on the video had to be halted countless times as beepers sounded non-stop.

*Pop*

The auditions for this video were held at a prominent San Antonio dance club named Kaboomz.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

*Pop*

The auditions for this video were held at a prominent San Antonio dance club named Kaboomz.

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

*Pop*

The B-Side to "Take Me In Your Arms" was DJ Laz' "Journey Into Bass."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w8uVkyg2CYs

[Mixability]

*Pop*

Shoe manufacturer LA Gear paid an astounding $5000 to be the feature shoe in the video

[Mixability]

*Pop*

The B-Side to "Take Me In Your Arms" was DJ Laz' "Journey Into Bass."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w8uVkyg2CYs

What is it about his song "Red Alert" that makes it a staple at quincenera's regardless of whether the 15 year olds are old enough to remember the song. That song hoochifies ANY dancefloor.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What is it about his song "Red Alert" that makes it a staple at quincenera's regardless of whether the 15 year olds are old enough to remember the song. That song hoochifies ANY dancefloor.

My thoughts exactly...

I actually want to hear "Red Alert" now.

[Mixability]

My thoughts exactly...

I actually want to hear "Red Alert" now.

save your ears, here.

duh duh duh duh duhnnnnnnnnn
RED ALERT
duh duh duh duh duhnnnnnnnnn
RED ALERT
duh duh duh duh duhnnnnnnnnn

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://tinyurl.com/2jn7d8

[TheQuattro]

Well, here we go again.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Somebody call Midge at work and tell him to turn on his speakers really loud. That should make the UTSA library interesting.

[ashbeeigh]

Somebody call Midge at work and tell him to turn on his speakers really loud. That should make the UTSA library interesting.

I'd pay to see that.

[ashbeeigh]

nobody do anything to crazy in the quattro over the weekend. I'm going to oklahoma and won't be back until Sunday night.

[Mixability]

Damn, I hate firing people.

But she has to expect it right? She's been here 3 weeks and has called in 3 times. :pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn, I hate firing people.

But she has to expect it right? She's been here 3 weeks and has called in 3 times. :pctossthat's funny. some people have this blah attitude towards their job. i know most people aren't in love with their job, but you can act like it for at least 7 hours a day. people actually think theyre coming out ahead when they leave early and they're being paid hourly.

[Mixability]

that's funny. some people have this blah attitude towards their job. i know most people aren't in love with their job, but you can act like it for at least 7 hours a day. people actually think theyre coming out ahead when they leave early and they're being paid hourly.

Get this, she's a part-timer, she works 4 hours a day, Monday through Friday. $10/hr. Hell I could do her work myself and just add that to my salary. hmmmmmmmmm

[Mixability]

Well, might as well do it. Be back soon..............

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Get this, she's a part-timer, she works 4 hours a day, Monday through Friday. $10/hr. Hell I could do her work myself and just add that to my salary. hmmmmmmmmmshe probably has 2 or 3 kids. that's good. we'll be paying for her for a while.

[Richard Cranium]

Firing somebody always made me big headed.

[Mixability]

Done.

I have fun doing it if its someone I absolutely despise, but this girl was cool, but she would just not come to work all the time. She was the "closer" who needed to close up shop and make sure patient charts were ready for the next day. I hated having to pick up the slack. Once or twice, fine, but once a week?!?!?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Done.

I have fun doing it if its someone I absolutely despise, but this girl was cool, but she would just not come to work all the time. She was the "closer" who needed to close up shop and make sure patient charts were ready for the next day. I hated having to pick up the slack. Once or twice, fine, but once a week?!?!?so i take it she wasn't good looking.

[Silver21_Black20]

I've had a guy quit and a guy get suspended and they blamed me...haha...good times.

[Mixability]

so i take it she wasn't good looking.

it wouldn't matter, i'm not gonna pull up the slack and her get paid for it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

it wouldn't matter, i'm not gonna pull up the slack and her get paid for it.you're a dude aren't you?

[Mixability]

you're a dude aren't you?

you wanna start vaccine boy?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you wanna start vaccine boy?no need for that danny boy. i guess you're a manager or something. i'd always help the girl if she'd add to the scenery of the workplace.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want her job.

[midgetonadonkey]

Danyo should hire me. Not only do I add to the scenery, my constant use of the word cunt boosts morale. It's win-win.

[ORION]

Danyo should hire me. Not only do I add to the scenery, my constant use of the word cunt boosts morale. It's win-win.
what about our plans for cow porn ?

[ORION]

oh by the way I played ball today with the new old NBA basketball. It sucks. Its hard and I could just feel the skin under my finger nails peeling away

[Jekka]

I wish I knew someone else that even remotely cared about Fashion Week. I don't think Manny appreciates my rants on metallic fabrics that will inevitably end up on people too fat to wear them.

[Melmart1]

Three things that no matter how many times they come into style, I will forever think are tacky as hell... animal prints, anything snakeskin and metallic fabrics. Unless it's a silver bathing suit, some of those are actually quite well done.

[Melmart1]

Oh, and purses on a chain. Seriously, attach something circular to it and men will literally be able to walk around with "the old ball and chain"...

[Jekka]

Three things that no matter how many times they come into style, I will forever think are tacky as hell... animal prints, anything snakeskin and metallic fabrics. Unless it's a silver bathing suit, some of those are actually quite well done.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of the animal prints either. Fur is back in this season, too, for some odd reason. I'd be afraid to wear fur now - ignoring the fact that wearing fur would freak me out a little (it shouldn't as I don't have too much of a problem with leather), I'd be afraid that someone would run by with a big bucket of red paint.

[Jekka]

Oh, and purses on a chain. Seriously, attach something circular to it and men will literally be able to walk around with "the old ball and chain"...
Thank you! That's one of my pet peeves. That and the micro-backpacks.

[G.Q.]

Wearing fur is not stylish at all.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love wearing my snake skin pants.

[Melmart1]

Fur can go tacky or stylish, I don't personally own anything though. I still have nightmares, my granmother bought us these little fur coats when we were younger and I thought it was sooo soft then she told us it was rabbit and all I could think of was poor Thumper and how dozens of little Thumpers were sowed to my coat and I haven't worn fur since.

But leather? I love me some leather. Sow some dead cow hide together to put on my feet anyday!

[1Billups 1]

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What's up buddy?

[midgetonadonkey]

I have leather pants too. I look fucking hot.

[Jekka]

Fur can go tacky or stylish, I don't personally own anything though. I still have nightmares, my granmother bought us these little fur coats when we were younger and I thought it was sooo soft then she told us it was rabbit and all I could think of was poor Thumper and how dozens of little Thumpers were sowed to my coat and I haven't worn fur since.

But leather? I love me some leather. Sow some dead cow hide together to put on my feet anyday!
You would have to pay me to get rid of my leather jacket. I love that thing - it's like a leather blazer so it goes with anything.

My mom keeps trying to give me her fur coat - but it looks like something out of Sunset Boulevard, and it's a little much.

[midgetonadonkey]

I should combine some snake skin print, leather and fur to make the most kick ass pair of pants ever.

[Jekka]

I should combine some snake skin print, leather and fur to make the most tacky drag queen pair of pants ever. Then I would wear them to Heat.

[Melmart1]

Thank you! That's one of my pet peeves. That and the micro-backpacks.
Ugh, my grandma-in-law gave me two gifts for Xmas... a bright red micro backpack and a Rachael Ray cookbook. How OFF is that?!? And since they like in Okie and visit often, I can't ditch them. ARGHHH! This one has a built-in organizer, it looks like a dumpy mommy bag. It reminds me of that skit on "SNL" a few years back where they spoofed "mommy jeans." This would be the perfect compliment :pctoss

As for the purses with chains, I have only ever seen one that I actually loved, even though on principle I would probably still never buy it. Oh, and it's by Chanel, so I couldn't afford it anyways. I am trying to find a pic but it was from like two seasons ago and I can't find it. Oh well.

[Melmart1]

My mom keeps trying to give me her fur coat - but it looks like something out of Sunset Boulevard, and it's a little much.
Jekka Desmond? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Melmart owns a silver bikini?

[Jekka]

Ugh, my grandma-in-law gave me two gifts for Xmas... a bright red micro backpack and a Rachael Ray cookbook. How OFF is that?!? And since they like in Okie and visit often, I can't ditch them. ARGHHH! This one has a built-in organizer, it looks like a dumpy mommy bag. It reminds me of that skit on "SNL" a few years back where they spoofed "mommy jeans." This would be the perfect compliment :pctoss

As for the purses with chains, I have only ever seen one that I actually loved, even though on principle I would probably still never buy it. Oh, and it's by Chanel, so I couldn't afford it anyways. I am trying to find a pic but it was from like two seasons ago and I can't find it. Oh well.
:lol Oh man, I'm sorry. I would have cried when I opened that gift. That really is pretty bad. I made sure my mom (who likes the micro backpacks) knew that if she had to buy me a purse that Isabella Fiore clutches would be the way to go.

There were a few metallic fabric designs from this week I actually liked, but they were definitely in the minority. Monique L'Huillier had some nice ones.

[Jekka]

Jekka Desmond? :lol
:lol

[Melmart1]

Melmart owns a silver bikini?
All of this yapping and that's the only thing you pick up on? :lol

[ORION]

maybe Jerome could use the cook book

[Melmart1]

We should post pictures of clothes and chainless handbags... the Quattro needs some estrogen.

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[midgetonadonkey]

the Quattro needs some estrogen.
:pctoss

[ORION]

haha 1Billups 1, 1Billups1

[ORION]

:pctoss
:madrun

[Melmart1]

maybe Jerome could use the cook book
Jerome doesn't cook. The only heat source he can use with any semblance of competence is the microwave.

[ShoogarBear]

Melmart in a silver bikini . . .

[ShoogarBear]

. . . wait, wha, WTF, who's Jerome?

[Jekka]

We should post pictures of clothes and chainless handbags... the Quattro needs some estrogen.
Tasteful use of metallic fabric:
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/BMISCHKA/RUNWAY/00290m.jpg

Metallic fabric that someone chunky will inevitably try to wear (and fail miserably):
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/BILBLASS/RUNWAY/00370m.jpg

[Melmart1]

. . . wait, wha, WTF, who's Jerome?
My brother :lol Orion and me and my brother all went to the same school in elementary/junior high.

[ShoogarBear]

:pctossShhhh, dude! We just tricked the wimmen into posting pics of hot babes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shhhh, dude! We just tricked the wimmen into posting pics of hot babes.

Excellent point.

[ORION]

. . . wait, wha, WTF, who's Jerome?
Jerome is Melmart's conjoined twin

[Melmart1]

Tasteful use of metallic fabric:


Metallic fabric that someone chunky will inevitably try to wear (and fail miserably):
[IMG]http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/BILBLASS/RUNWAY/00370m.jpg

If I am gonna do anythign metallic, gold won't be it. I just find it tacky, gold metallic just reminds me of brass too much. As if these women don't already look like candlesticks...

[ORION]

Jerome doesn't cook. The only heat source he can use with any semblance of competence is the microwave.
I can imagine him putting foil in it then punching it after it starts a fire

[Melmart1]

I usually like Carolina Herrera but all the jewelled tights just lost it for me. WTF was up with that?

[ShoogarBear]

Jerome is Melmart's conjoined twinWhat kind of name is Jerome for a Mexican? :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought they were talking about Morris Day's manservant.

[ORION]

I thought they were talking about Morris Day's manservant.
no Jerome from "Martin"

[ShoogarBear]

Morris Day = Teh shit

[Jekka]

Shhhh, dude! We just tricked the wimmen into posting pics of hot babes.
The majority aren't hot, they're angry and hungry. Granted, there are a few models with really lovely faces, but those knees and elbows could impale a person. Jessica Stam has a gorgeous face, but the rest of her is still pretty sickly looking.
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/LANVIN/DETAILS/00460m.jpg


I usually like Carolina Herrera but all the jewelled tights just lost it for me. WTF was up with that?
Ditto. Some of my favorites did deliver, though. Oscar de la Renta and J Mendel both had pretty good stuff for the most part - so did Peter Som, Tuleh, Threeasfour and Vera Wang.

[Melmart1]

What kind of name is Jerome for a Mexican? :lol
Jerome is the French version of Geronimo, our grandfather. Melissa is not a Mexican name either but it could be worse--my mom wanted to name me Hillary.

[ShoogarBear]

I think Mel is holding something out on us.

I bet her middle name is Aretha.

[ORION]

Jerome is the French version of Geronimo, our grandfather. Melissa is not a Mexican name either but it could be worse--my mom wanted to name me Hillary.
como que Hillary

[MannyIsGod]

Jess is trying to convince me to go for a threesome with Jessica Stam. I'm not going for it.

[Melmart1]

Perhaps the MOST HIDEOUS looking metallic everhttp://img71.imageshack.us/img71/9849/020820071630588427lq3.jpg

Metallic done right:

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/2770/00270mqt4.jpg

OK, so not totally metallic but definite tones of it. I would totally wear that, it's gorgeous.

[Melmart1]

I think Mel is holding something out on us.

I bet her middle name is Aretha.
It's Sheneneh

[ShoogarBear]

Jess is trying to convince me to go for a threesome with Jessica Stam. I'm not going for it.Hold out for Jessica Biel or Alba.

[MannyIsGod]

OMG, the model in the first picture is hideous!

[ShoogarBear]

It's ShenenehI knew it!

And your last name is actually Martinez-Watkins.

[MannyIsGod]

Han Solo is about to get frozen!

[Jekka]

Metallic done right:

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/2770/00270mqt4.jpg

OK, so not totally metallic but definite tones of it. I would totally wear that, it's gorgeous.
Yeah, Badgley Mischka did an awesome job (as per usual) with metallics:
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/BMISCHKA/RUNWAY/00430m.jpg
It doesn't hurt that Du Juan is one of my favorite models, too, but I think the metallic is pretty tastefully done there.

[midgetonadonkey]

Han Solo is about to get frozen!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Han Solo is about to get frozen!Stick to the discussions at hand. Talk about Princess Leia's bikini.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, Badgley Mischka did an awesome job (as per usual) with metallics:
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/BMISCHKA/RUNWAY/00430m.jpg
It doesn't hurt that Du Juan is one of my favorite models, too, but I think the metallic is pretty tastefully done there.

MMM, Du Juan... she makes me want to eat Asian, and I am not talking food. She looked stunning in the other piece she wore in his show:

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/BMISCHKA/RUNWAY/00290m.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Stick to the discussions at hand. Talk about Princess Leia's bikini.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/112120.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

I don't find the princess attractive really.

[MannyIsGod]

Nerd shit > Fashion shit

[MannyIsGod]

Hey midge, did you ever start playing war crack?

[Melmart1]

Hey Jess, speaking of fashion, do you read the Project Rungay blog? That shit is hilarious, they rip on the contestants. They did most of season three, then went back and did season 1 episode by episode and this week they started season 2. It's some funny shit.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't find the princess attractive really.She's just awwight, but the bikini was smokin'.

They should have a Chick Olympics, and one of the competitions should be wearing that bikini.

[Jekka]

MMM, Du Juan... she makes me want to eat Asian, and I am not talking food. She looked stunning in the other piece she wore in his show:

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/BMISCHKA/RUNWAY/00290m.jpg
Seriously - she's one of the only runway models that I really do think is attractive. Her makeup for Oscar de la Renta was pretty badass -
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/ODLRENTA/RUNWAY/00510m.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey midge, did you ever start playing war crack?

Actually I haven't yet. I have it installed but haven't created an account yet. I might just do that tonight when I get out of work.

[midgetonadonkey]

Seriously - she's one of the only runway models that I really do think is attractive. Her makeup for Oscar de la Renta was pretty badass -
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/ODLRENTA/RUNWAY/00510m.jpg

That bitch is way too fat.

[Jekka]

Hey Jess, speaking of fashion, do you read the Project Rungay blog? That shit is hilarious, they rip on the contestants. They did most of season three, then went back and did season 1 episode by episode and this week they started season 2. It's some funny shit.
Haven't read it yet, but that's definitely something to keep me amused at work. Link?

[Jekka]

That bitch is way too fat.
Like your face.

[Melmart1]

Haven't read it yet, but that's definitely something to keep me amused at work. Link?
They have two other blogs, one about Top Design and the other about gay icons. Hilarious shit.

http://projectrungay.blogspot.com/

The links to the two others are on the sidebar.

[midgetonadonkey]

Like your face.

haha :hungry:

[MannyIsGod]

Like your face.Like your mom

[midgetonadonkey]

She's just awwight, but the bikini was smokin'.

They should have a Chick Olympics, and one of the competitions should be wearing that bikini.


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/starwars_carriefisher_14.jpg

Shoog is right.

[Melmart1]

Oh, they also have a short critique of Michael Kors' runway show if you scroll down a few entries. They call him The Duchess.

[Jekka]

:lol Project Rungay? That's awesome.

[Jekka]

Like your mom
Like your ass, bitch.

[Jekka]

Oh, they also have a short critique of Michael Kors' runway show if you scroll down a few entries. They call him The Duchess.
He is a duchess. Isaac Mizrahi is the Queen.

[Melmart1]

This thread needs more Du Juan

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/JMENDEL/RUNWAY/00120m.jpg

[Jekka]

This thread needs more Du Juan

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/JMENDEL/RUNWAY/00120m.jpg
:lol I almost posted that picture.

[MannyIsGod]

Like your ass, bitch.Like your face, bitch!

[timvp]

Manny officially has the funniest sig the history of the internets.

[Melmart1]

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/JMENDEL/RUNWAY/00370m.jpg