Free Quattro Razor (3)

[CuckingFunt]

I'm kind of glad the dude from Sublime died when he did. He would probably be featured on lame ass rappers music and playing pop music if he was still around.The shit they released after he died was horrible.

[midgetonadonkey]

No shit. But the bands created from the left over members are bad ass. Long Beach Dub Allstars and Long Beach Short Bus are very good bands.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wonders of the World from LBDAS is fantastic.

[CuckingFunt]

I kinda stopped paying attention to them. Have heard a bit of Dub Allstars, but none of Short Bus.

[midgetonadonkey]

I highly recommend Short Bus. They have one album called Flying Ship of Fantasy that is very good. I highly recommend the song Little Girl Next Door.

[CuckingFunt]

I will look into that. Danke.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://media.putfile.com/Rosarito-44

This is one of the best LBDAS songs.

If I ever have to dodge the inevitable military draft I'm moving to Rosarito.

[midgetonadonkey]

The one band that took over for Sublime, for me, is Slightly Stoopid. Everything you Need is brilliant.

http://media.putfile.com/Slightly-Stupid---Older

EDIT: That is not from Everything you Need. That one is from Closer to the Sun.

[CuckingFunt]

I like Slightly Stupid better. LBDAS is good, but sound like they're trying too hard to stay Sublime.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well you can't blame them since it's the other two dudes from Sublime in LBDAS. The only difference is the singer.

[CuckingFunt]

Well you can't blame them since it's the other two dudes from Sublime in LBDAS. The only difference is the singer.Perfectly understandable, just a bit of a pet peeve. Has bugged me with a few other bands, as well.

[midgetonadonkey]

What happened to your tongue and lip avatar? I like that one better than psycho Jolie chick.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why did Jolie have to go crazy and start adopting all kinds of babies from different countries? Why not adopt American babies? These Hollywood types act like there aren't any babies in America suffering from poverty. Fuck I'm suffering from poverty. Why can't that bitch adopt me?

[CuckingFunt]

What happened to your tongue and lip avatar? I like that one better than psycho Jolie chick.Just wanted a change.

[midgetonadonkey]

My dog is scratching his ear.

[midgetonadonkey]

I guess it itches.

[CuckingFunt]

Why did Jolie have to go crazy and start adopting all kinds of babies from different countries? Why not adopt American babies? These Hollywood types act like there aren't any babies in America suffering from poverty. Fuck I'm suffering from poverty. Why can't that bitch adopt me?
I liked Angie better before she started adopting babies. Sure, she's a humanitarian, and doing good things, and cares about refugees, etc. But the psycho, bisexual, knife collecting Angie was much more fuckable.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I won the lotto I would buy a kid.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd buy a little white kid and sale him to a migrant family. It's about time the gabachos feel the pains of our people.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://media.putfile.com/5---Type-O-Negative---Kill-All-the-White-People

[batman2883]

i once burped a fart....crazy huh

[batman2883]

http://pipox23.imeem.com/music/VeeoWENU/baby_i_love_your_way/

just wanted to share that with yall

[batman2883]

he ha he ha

[midgetonadonkey]

i once burped a fart....crazy huh

I bet you burp cum all the time.

[ashbeeigh]

:bang

[batman2883]

rudys bbq for lunch can life get any better

[sa_butta]

rudys bbq for lunch can life get any betterActually it can but Rudys is ok.

[Silver21_Black20]

Dammit! I'm hungry but I have to wait an hour.

[sa_butta]

Dammit! I'm hungry but I have to wait an hour.I dont go to lunch till 4pm, but I may sneak out for restroom break and head to the breakroom instead. I think I can scarf down two taquitos real quick.

[ashbeeigh]

I had home made tortellini and alfredo sauce for lunch. It was great. I need to decide what to make for dinner. We have someone coming over.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I had home made tortellini and alfredo sauce for lunch. It was great. I need to decide what to make for dinner. We have someone coming over.that's great

[Silver21_Black20]

This thread was on the verge of dropping to the second page and I saved it.

[Silver21_Black20]

This thread was on the verge of dropping to the second page and I saved it.

Dumbass!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Thank you SilBlack. I have been neglecting this thread all day. That's why it dropped like an infants testicle.

[ShoogarBear]

Amazing you two can stop aardvarking enough to make a post or two.

[kingsfan]

This weather is fucked up, tornadoes in Alabama, and it's been storming here all day. My yard now looks like a lake http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/madrun.gif

[sa_butta]

Where the fuck is everyone?
I stay late and noone here.

[Silver21_Black20]

You still at work?

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck. The Hills Have Eyes was the biggest waste of two hours since the last time I sat through a marathon of Beverly Hills 90210.

[Melmart1]

This weather is fucked up, tornadoes in Alabama, and it's been storming here all day. My yard now looks like a lake http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/madrun.gif
how do tornadoes in Alabama affect you? Where are you?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the sarah silverman show was pretty funny tonight

[Melmart1]

I only have cable up to channel 23... which means no Comedy Central... I do have Bravo after channel 23.. bu that's it :depressed

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I had to share this...

So my friend and his co-workers have a mustache contest every year. Even though he looked like a child rapist, he performed poorly last year. This year, he was very adamant he would emerge victorious - and he did.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/mister_ess/scooter-1.jpg

The trophy.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/mister_ess/trophy.jpg

[trueD]

Nice, sexy stache.

Your friend is copying the potato head pose, no?

[trueD]

Fuck. The Hills Have Eyes was the biggest waste of two hours since the last time I sat through a marathon of Beverly Hills 90210.
I sat thru that movie too, the ending sucked.

Against All Odds is my choice for worst movie in the universe of film. Bought it for $5 because of Rachel Ward and Jeff Bridges. We spent the first half waiting for the punchline and the second half mocking it hilariously, like those insects watching the really bad B movies (what WAS that show called?)

[jman3000]

omg... that is the best contest... ever... my friend and i do the same thing too... but holy fucking jesus god all mighty i never thought of having a kick ass trophy like that...

[jman3000]

i shaved my beard and stache last week.. .worst decision of my life up to this point. fuck. if i could grow hair on my cheeks and in between the sides of my upper lip and chin... i'd be made.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nice, sexy stache.

Your friend is copying the potato head pose, no?

Nah, that's just the way his grows...let me see if I can find his "entry" from last year.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://myspace-537.vo.llnwd.net/00523/73/57/523227537_l.jpg

[jman3000]

pussy.

[trueD]

http://myspace-537.vo.llnwd.net/00523/73/57/523227537_l.jpgWell, it's easy to see how he couldn't perform with that last year. He must have studied this year. :p:

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck. The Hills Have Eyes was the biggest waste of two hours since the last time I sat through a marathon of Beverly Hills 90210.Why would a Beverly Hills 90210 marathon only waste two hours?

[CuckingFunt]

Why would a Beverly Hills 90210 marathon only waste two hours?Dammit... why do I even bother?

[jman3000]

every girl i hang out with always give me the bird... fuck that.

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1319/picture025xt8.jpg

[trueD]

omg... that is the best contest... ever... my friend and i do the same thing too... but holy fucking jesus god all mighty i never thought of having a kick ass trophy like that...

:lmao

I thought the same, dayum. At least he's got his kick ass mustache.

[jman3000]

although the free beer, meal, pie, shots were greatly appreciated.

[jman3000]

is that mr potato head bronzed? or did you just spray paint him?

i might steal that idea.. .but spray paint those crappy glasses with the big nose and fake stache.

[trueD]

I'm studying to be a post whore socialite.

Anyone have any suggestions? (I was gonna ask for 'good' suggestions, but I'm learning...)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

is that mr potato head bronzed? or did you just spray paint him?

i might steal that idea.. .but spray paint those crappy glasses with the big nose and fake stache.

I'll ask him when he jumps back online since I'm not part of this group (he's in Ft. Worth).

[jman3000]

i wonder if rogaine works on your face.

[jman3000]

i would try that.... really i would... and enzyte too... 25% bigger couldnt hurt.

[Melmart1]

Dammit... why do I even bother?
You should only exert effort on me... :)

[jman3000]

is that mr potato head bronzed? or did you just spray paint him?

i might steal that idea.. .but spray paint those crappy glasses with the big nose and fake stache.

I'm trying to think of something that wouldnt be stealing... maybe something like take a picture of the winning 'stache and frame it... so many possibilities.


I'm starting to look like a white boy... i need more sun.

[CuckingFunt]

You should only exert effort on me... :)I wholeheartedly agree.

So, Mel, there's a super cute barista that works in the coffee house next to my office and I think I'm going to try to convert her... wanna help?

[kingsfan]

how do tornadoes in Alabama affect you? Where are you?Georgia, luckily they subsided a little before they got here.

[jman3000]

toranadoes are natures cure for stupid white people.... i'm just saying.

[Silver21_Black20]

2 margaritas from TC and I'm drunk.

Fuck that!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Lightweight.

[Melmart1]

I wholeheartedly agree.

So, Mel, there's a super cute barista that works in the coffee house next to my office and I think I'm going to try to convert her... wanna help?
you must put the moves on here.. how else can you show that poor girl what is invetable?

[CuckingFunt]

you must put the moves on here.. how else can you show that poor girl what is invetable?You make a good point.

[batman2883]

I Make Great Points All The Time And Do You People Listen !!! No!!!!!

[1369]

I wholeheartedly agree.

So, Mel, there's a super cute barista that works in the coffee house next to my office and I think I'm going to try to convert her... wanna help?

http://www.askmen.com/women/votes_250/pictures_250/survivor_vanuatu/ami_cusack.JPG

Approves

[Viva Las Espuelas]

toranadoes are natures cure for stupid white people...and we definitely need more of them. Tornadoes, that is.

[ashbeeigh]

Why would a Beverly Hills 90210 marathon only waste two hours?

I've never seen an actual definition of a televsion defintion of a "marathon." I know on E! and Style it's more like a whole day event, but on other channels it's like two hours. I was comparing it to the length of the movie. So maybe I should have said two hours of Beverly Hills 90210..and fucking A..I meant Doctor 90210. :madrun



I'm studying to be a post whore socialite.

Anyone have any suggestions? (I was gonna ask for 'good' suggestions, but I'm learning...)

I think if you exceed more then 5 posts a day you're a psot whore. That's all that you need.

[ORION]

I Make Great Points All The Time And Do You People Listen !!! No!!!!!
where is Batman ? I haven't heard from him in a while. Hey by the way I got a new job !

[batman2883]

orion smells like buffalo balls

[ShoogarBear]

I wholeheartedly agree.

So, Mel, there's a super cute barista that works in the coffee house next to my office and I think I'm going to try to convert her... wanna help?If you really want to convert her, you should get NorCal to help.

[katyon6th]

Someone giving you a pet fish because they don't want it is just fucking rude. What the hell am I supposed to do with a pet fish? I'm not taking it home. Do you think it'll die over the weekend? Damnit.

[ShoogarBear]

Someone giving you a pet fish because they don't want it is just fucking rude. What the hell am I supposed to do with a pet fish? I'm not taking it home. Do you think it'll die over the weekend? Damnit.Was the fish in water when they gave it to you? 'Cause otherwise that would be really rude.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh wow. I'm almost at 1,000 posts!!!! I'm so excited......and I just can't hide it.....i know. i know....sorry

[tlongII]

How is a fish a "pet" anyway.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Someone giving you a pet fish because they don't want it is just fucking rude. What the hell am I supposed to do with a pet fish? I'm not taking it home. Do you think it'll die over the weekend? Damnit.I love Sushi.

[katyon6th]

The fish is in water and in a cute little tank thing but I just don't want it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The fish is in water and in a cute little tank thing but I just don't want it.

Hibachi!

[jman3000]

when i was helping my friend move last night i saw that she had one of those chinese fighting fish... i forget their name though... but she had it in about an inch of water... and the tank was at least a foot tall. fucking animal cruelty.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

when i was helping my friend move last night i saw that she had one of those chinese fighting fish... i forget their name though... but she had it in about an inch of water... and the tank was at least a foot tall. fucking animal cruelty.

Couldn't have been much of a fighting fish if it didn't kick her ass.

[1369]

when i was helping my friend move last night i saw that she had one of those chinese fighting fish... i forget their name though... but she had it in about an inch of water... and the tank was at least a foot tall. fucking animal cruelty.

So you would rather carry/move the aquarium when it was full of water?

[jman3000]

So you would rather carry/move the aquarium when it was full of water?

she was gonna just leave it for her sister... the tank wasnt going anywhere... my only job there was to move her mattress, wood frame under the mattress, some big ass drawer she had, and drink beer. it was fun driving the UHaul around though... i felt like i was gonna run over multiple children at any given time.

[CuckingFunt]

If you really want to convert her, you should get NorCal to help.The image you just put in my head is so disturbing that I may have to close the office and go home sick.

[Mixability]

or you could ask Trainwreck to help out, it seems he can produce a lesbian on the spot.

[CuckingFunt]

or you could ask Trainwreck to help out, it seems he can produce a lesbian on the spot.That's a possibility. If nothing else, I know he'd pay for the drinks.

[batman2883]

Man Im In Love

[CuckingFunt]

My boredom knows no bounds.

[batman2883]

Welcome To My World!!

[batman2883]

Boredom Is Ridiculous

[Trainwreck2100]

My boredom knows no bounds.


:jack

[batman2883]

:jack
-Horry

[CuckingFunt]

:jackWould be the obvious solution if I weren't stuck at work.

[CuckingFunt]

Sometimes, having boobs is a pain in the ass.

[ShoogarBear]

Sometimes, having boobs is a pain in the ass.Sweet, a contortionist.

[CuckingFunt]

Sweet, a contortionist.I didn't mean it that way.

That's only an issue when I'm wearing my pointy bra.

[midgetonadonkey]

I got a fucking headache.

[CuckingFunt]

I got a fucking headache.If you hit your hand with a hammer, your head will hurt less.

It's a scientifically proven fact.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I have brain hiv.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't know you could have localized HIV.

[ORION]

orion smells like buffalo balls
well what do you expect ? If I hang around you I'm bound to start smelling like you.

[ORION]

I think I have brain hiv.
If you grab a random female boob it goes away and if they freak out (trust me they always do) just say "hey I have a headache fo get bout it"

[Melmart1]

I have to watch "Open Water 2" today... I didn't realize there was a sequel. I liked the first one so much, I bet I will hate this one. It's inevitable.

[CuckingFunt]

If you grab a random female boob it goes away and if they freak out (trust me they always do) just say "hey I have a headache fo get bout it"
Sometimes, having boobs is a pain in the ass.

[CuckingFunt]

I have to watch "Open Water 2" today... I didn't realize there was a sequel. I liked the first one so much, I bet I will hate this one. It's inevitable.I wish I could watch a movie.

I was tempted to turn on the crappy TV we've got here at the office a little while ago, but then I remembered it only gets about 2 1/2 channels and figured it wasn't worth the effort.

[Melmart1]

I am completely unmotivated for movie watching right now. I think I will go find something to eat...

[batman2883]

melmart is a horrible piece of crap and should be punished like one

[ORION]

I am completely unmotivated for movie watching right now. I think I will go find something to eat...
save your money until aqua teen hunger force comes out

[tlongII]

I have to watch "Open Water 2" today... I didn't realize there was a sequel. I liked the first one so much, I bet I will hate this one. It's inevitable.


How can there be a sequel. I thought the main characters got eaten by sharks?

[ORION]

melmart is a horrible piece of crap and should be punished like one
is that a picture of a bent pee pee in your avatar ?

[Melmart1]

How can there be a sequel. I thought the main characters got eaten by sharks?
Apparently it takes place on a boat and has a lot of young people in it and sharks. Sounds like "Jaws 2" to me.

[batman2883]

stfu melmart!!

[Melmart1]

Fuck you, batman.

[CuckingFunt]

melmart is a horrible piece of crap and should be punished like oneI do not agree that Melmart is a horrible piece of crap...



but I would be more than willing to pitch in with the punishment. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

If it involves some kind of spanking, then I am all for it... just tell me what I did to deserve it, so I can do it again.

[CuckingFunt]

If it involves some kind of spanking, then I am all for it... just tell me what I did to deserve it, so I can do it again.It's that sassy mouth of yours.

[Melmart1]

My sassy mouth has many talents... I didn't realize that garnering spankings was one of them... WOOHOO!

[batman2883]

Melmart Is A Dirty Piece Of Filth Flarn Filth And She Deserves To Be Slapped Like A Whore

[CuckingFunt]

My sassy mouth has many talents... I didn't realize that garnering spankings was one of them... WOOHOO!You're putting me in mood that's not very conducive to working.

Granted, there's not a fucking thing for me to do right now, but... I still think that should also be considered grouds for a spankin'.

[ORION]

batman is that a foot with a really long toe nail ?

[Melmart1]

Does this mean CuckingFunt has mood swings. Mood swings are always good when there is horniness involved.

[ShoogarBear]

How can there be a sequel. I thought the main characters got eaten by sharks?It's a continuation of the story from the shark's viewpoint.

[CuckingFunt]

Does this mean CuckingFunt has mood swings. Mood swings are always good when there is horniness involved.I'm a gemini, so mood swings are unavoidable.

But the horniness is pretty much always there and completely unaffected by the swings.

[ORION]

It's a continuation of the story from the shark's viewpoint.
I would fight a shark. I'd kick him like this ! :elephant

[ORION]

I would fight a shark. I'd kick him like this ! :elephant
and I'd karate chop the shark like this ! :madrun
then I'd crush his head like this ! :clap
then I'd finger his shark butt like this ! :nope oh wait a second

[CuckingFunt]

and I'd karate chop the shark like this ! :madrun
then I'd crush his head like this ! :clap
then I'd finger his shark butt like this ! :nope oh wait a second:dizzy

[Melmart1]

This is a fine example of what graduating from St. Paul's does to a person.

[Melmart1]

You either become a 20-something virgin, a dyke or you finger sharks.

[ORION]

You either become a 20-something virgin, a dyke or you finger sharks.
:lol

[CuckingFunt]

It's can't be all bad.

The ability to pull off a double-fisted karate chop is pretty impressive.

[ORION]

It's can't be all bad.

The ability to pull off a double-fisted karate chop is pretty impressive.
I use that one when I take on 2 sharks at once

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/squidsex.png`

[midgetonadonkey]

That comic strip may be offensive to the squid community.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/rewrites/6_xray.png

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/boobs.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Guess what, Melsie!!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/abuse.jpg\

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/pregnant.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel like punching this old lady next to me. She didn't do anything I'm just getting annoyed at her tiny head.

[midgetonadonkey]

The bitch has a long neck and a tiny head. It's bugging me.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.ostrich.org.uk/images/Oscar.jpg

She literally looks like this when she walks.

[ORION]

she sounds hot

[Sophia Petrillo]

Can I hide in here? My daughter Dorothy is looking for me so she can send me back to Shady Pines.

[Sophia Petrillo]

I hear that hussy Blanche hangs out in here. You better disinfect this thread and have it tested for STDs.

[ShoogarBear]

You either become a 20-something virgin, a dyke or you finger sharks.I thought you just turned 30.

[Sophia Petrillo]

I long for the days when I was only 30 back in Sicily.

[Mixability]

I thought you just turned 30.

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

and I'd karate chop the shark like this ! :madrun
then I'd crush his head like this ! :clap
then I'd finger his shark butt like this ! :nope oh wait a secondPunch line too early.

You could have :bang, or :ihit, or :makeout.

[ORION]

Punch line too early.

You could have :bang, or :ihit, or :makeout.
no because with all the muff diving around here us guys hardly get noticed.

[ShoogarBear]

Mmm . . . shark muff.

[ShoogarBear]

Although I think I have seen one with teeth before.

[ORION]

I long for the days when I was only 30 back in Sicily.
is Sicily off of Wurzbach ?

[Sophia Petrillo]

Is Wurzback in Miami, bitch?

[ShoogarBear]

There is something very wrong about a dude who knows the full names of all the Golden Girls.

[Mixability]

There is something very wrong about a dude who knows the full names of all the Golden Girls.

I was just thinking that.

But then again wikipedia.org is just a click away.

[ORION]

Is Wurzback in Miami, bitch?
:madrun
DOROTHY ! Your mom is in here !

[Blanche Devereaux]

Sophia, honey, you are just jealous that men don't pay attention to you the way they still pay attention to me.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Well you can't just have first names. If the Dorothy troll were just Dorothy, gayabc, Orion and all the other gay men here would think it was from the Wizard of Oz.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Sophia, honey, you are just jealous that men don't pay attention to you the way they still pay attention to me.
It's not that they are paying attention to you, it's that they are trying to read the sign you wear that says "Will Sex for Work"

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

I was just thinking that.

But then again wikipedia.org is just a click away.Yeah, but he seems a little too familiar with the dialogue, too.

[Sophia Petrillo]

My daughter needs a good boning. I hear this midgetonadonkey will bone fat women, maybe he will bone a skinny ugly old lady. She is a good pussycat, my Dorothy. But she needs to get drilled. Maybe then I can avoid Shady Pines.

[Spurminator]

Yeah, but he seems a little too familiar with the dialogue, too.


How would YOU know??

[ORION]

Well you can't just have first names. If the Dorothy troll were just Dorothy, gayabc, Orion and all the other gay men here would think it was from the Wizard of Oz.
are you saying Dorothy is not from the wizard of oz or are you saying I'm gay as hell ?

[midgetonadonkey]

My daughter needs a good boning. I hear this midgetonadonkey will bone fat women, maybe he will bone a skinny ugly old lady. She is a good pussycat, my Dorothy. But she needs to get drilled. Maybe then I can avoid Shady Pines.

I couldn't see myself sleeping with Dorothy. I've heard that her cock is bigger than mine.

[ORION]

My daughter needs a good boning. I hear this midgetonadonkey will bone fat women, maybe he will bone a skinny ugly old lady. She is a good pussycat, my Dorothy. But she needs to get drilled. Maybe then I can avoid Shady Pines.
midge once fisted a 3 legged camel on her period so yes I can see that happening

[Sophia Petrillo]

are you saying Dorothy is not from the wizard of oz or are you saying I'm gay as hell ?
You aren't too bright, are you? Back in Sicily, you would be the village idiot.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit

[ORION]

You aren't too bright, are you? Back in Sicily, you would be the village idiot.
but at least I wouldn't have to work

[ShoogarBear]

How would YOU know??http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Bea_Arthur.jpg

[Sophia Petrillo]

How would YOU know??
ShoogarBear knows because he is older than dirt. I heard he graduated college the day I was born. And to think, he still practices medicine.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, man, here's a choice for you:

Bea Arthur or Céline Dion in the sack?

[Sophia Petrillo]

http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Bea_Arthur.jpg
That's a terrible picture of my pussycat. No wonder Stan left her.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

That's a terrible picture of my pussycat. No wonder Stan left her.

Ma, that's a terrible thing to say.

[Mixability]

Oh, man, here's a choice for you:

Bea Arthur or Céline Dion in the sack?

as for Celine, can a muzzle be present?

[Sophia Petrillo]

There you are, pussycat. What happened to your name? You should have just left it as Petrillo, who wouldn't want a fine Sicilian name like that?

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

I wanted to pay tribute to Stan. No matter what bad things happened between us, I will still always use his last name. And yes, Ma, I'm ashamed of my Sicilian roots.

[Sophia Petrillo]

I wanted to pay tribute to Stan. No matter what bad things happened between us, I will still always use his last name. And yes, Ma, I'm ashamed of my Sicilian roots.
You should be ashamed of your hair roots, in fact you should just be ashamed of your hair, period. It makes you look like the lesbians that live in the condo two doors down. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Blanche Devereaux]

I wanted to pay tribute to Stan. No matter what bad things happened between us, I will still always use his last name. And yes, Ma, I'm ashamed of my Sicilian roots.

Honey, you don't need to pay tribute to that man. He wasn't right for you. Why don't you let me set you up with a young, Cuban pool boy I met by the name of Felipe. He wears a size 13 sneaker, if you know what I mean.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

You should be ashamed of your hair roots, in fact you should just be ashamed of your hair, period. It makes you look like the lesbians that live in the condo two doors down. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Well maybe I am a lesbian Ma. What would you say to that?

[Sophia Petrillo]

Honey, you don't need to pay tribute to that man. He wasn't right for you. Why don't you let me set you up with a young, Cuban pool boy I met by the name of Felipe. He wears a size 13 sneaker, if you know what I mean.
That must not have felt good going in your ass. I thought I heard a scream last night.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Well maybe I am a lesbian Ma. What would you say to that?
An ugly, old dyke that can't get laid? No wonder you put me in Shady Pines. I get more pussy than you.

[Blanche Devereaux]

That must not have felt good going in your ass. I thought I heard a scream last night.

Honey, anal sex has never made me scream. I've been doing it since my teenage years. The scream you heard was from Rose when she accidently got sprayed by Felipe's man juice.

[Sophia Petrillo]

That hussy Blanche is back. Now all we need is Rose and we will be Golden.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Honey, anal sex has never made me scream. I've been doing it since my teenage years. The scream you heard was from Rose when she accidently got sprayed by Felipe's man juice.
That's funny, I took you for a swallower.

[ShoogarBear]

How would YOU know??Are you reading this shit? Nobody could just be making this up.

[Mixability]

I'm proud that I didn't know Dorothy was Sophia's daughter.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Are you reading this shit? Nobody could just be making this up.
midgetonadonkey does have an unhealthy obsession with the Golden Girls. He even knows Blanche's middle name, Elizabeth. Blanch Elizabeth Devereaux... her initials spell BED. She was destined to be a slut.

[Blanche Devereaux]

That's funny, I took you for a swallower.

Honey, I told him to go ass to mouth but he fired to quickly. Poor Rose took a load in her hair. If you ask me, that Rose needed to take a load. It's been years for her.

[midgetonadonkey]

midgetonadonkey does have an unhealthy obsession with the Golden Girls. He even knows Blanche's middle name, Elizabeth. Blanch Elizabeth Devereaux... her initials spell BED. She was destined to be a slut.

I wouldn't call it unhealthy. I only have the first season on DVD. It's not like I have the whole series in my DVD library.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Honey, I told him to go ass to mouth but he fired to quickly. Poor Rose took a load in her hair. If you ask me, that Rose needed to take a load. It's been years for her.
What was Rose doing in your room while you were putting it in the butt? Being alone wasn't kinky enough? Is there nothing you will stop at, you hussy?

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

An ugly, old dyke that can't get laid? No wonder you put me in Shady Pines. I get more pussy than you.

I should put you there again for all the trouble you cause me.

[Sophia Petrillo]

I wouldn't call it unhealthy. I only have the first season on DVD. It's not like I have the whole series in my DVD library.
I may be old with coke bottle glasses, but I am sure I saw all 7 seasons holding a place of honor on your bookshelf, along with a lock of my pussycat's dyky hair.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Is dyky a word?

[Blanche Devereaux]

What was Rose doing in your room while you were putting it in the butt? Being alone wasn't kinky enough? Is there nothing you will stop at, you hussy?

Honey, you know I love an audience.

[midgetonadonkey]

I may be old with coke bottle glasses, but I am sure I saw all 7 seasons holding a place of honor on your bookshelf, along with a lock of my pussycat's dyky hair.

Honestly, if could afford them I would have all 7 seasons.

[Sophia Petrillo]

I should put you there again for all the trouble you cause me.
Then I'll just have to burn it down again. But first, I will let Blanche have her pick of the orderlies. Last time I was in there, she had gone down on half the staff before craft hour.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Honestly, if could afford them I would have all 7 seasons.
I hear you have a hot girlfriend with two jobs. Make moneybags buy them for you. You could put on that episode where I tell the story of how Pesto sauce came to be in Sicily to get her in the mood.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

Honey, I told him to go ass to mouth but he fired to quickly. Poor Rose took a load in her hair. If you ask me, that Rose needed to take a load. It's been years for her.

Poor Rose. She misses Charlie so much.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Just make sure you don't put on any episode with Dorothy in it. I love my pussycat but she doesn't exactly make the loins burn.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Poor Rose. She misses Charlie so much.
Rose needs to get to know Bob.

[Blanche Devereaux]

I need some cock.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

Ma, you are just being cruel now. You need to go take your pills and then take a nap.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

I need some cock.

When don't you?

[Sophia Petrillo]

Now all we need is my other daughter Gloria. Too bad she was never on the show, but she is even uglier than my pussycat. I didn't marry into a great gene pool. Woof!

[Sophia Petrillo]

Ma, you are just being cruel now. You need to go take your pills and then take a nap.
At least I would be having a good time in bed. When was the last time you did that?

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

Now all we need is my other daughter Gloria. Too bad she was never on the show, but she is even uglier than my pussycat. I didn't marry into a great gene pool. Woof!

My daddy Salvatore was a great looking man. We get all of our ugly from you, Ma.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

At least I would be having a good time in bed. When was the last time you did that?

I don't need a man to have a good time in bed. Everynight I curl up to a good book and that's all I need. I'm not like Blanche that needs to sleep with every man in town to feel good about myself.

[Sophia Petrillo]

My daddy Salvatore was a great looking man. We get all of our ugly from you, Ma.
Your knowledge of all things Golden Girls is frightening. You need a hobby. Maybe you can take Rose's place as Blanche's audience. I hear she needs a camerawoman.

[Blanche Devereaux]

I don't need a man to have a good time in bed. Everynight I curl up to a good book and that's all I need. I'm not like Blanche that needs to sleep with every man in town to feel good about myself.

Honey, you are just jealous.

[Sophia Petrillo]

I don't need a man to have a good time in bed. Everynight I curl up to a good book and that's all I need. I'm not like Blanche that needs to sleep with every man in town to feel good about myself.
The mantra of every ugly girl. You keep telling yourself that, pussycat.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm going to buy a lotto ticket for tonight.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

I'm going to go eat some cheesecake.

[Blanche Devereaux]

I'm going to go eat some cheesecake.

Maybe if you stayed off of the cheesecake you would be able to find a man.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Maybe if you stayed off of the cheesecake you would be able to find a man.
Too much banging on the headbord make you unable to read? She said she was a dyke.

[Sophia Petrillo]

It's Bingo time at the senior center. I gotta go.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm getting the flu.

[Mixability]

Thank God THAT'S over.

[midgetonadonkey]

I enjoyed it. I felt like I just watched an episode of what is possibly one of the greatest sitcoms in television history.

[ORION]

I think I'm getting the flu.
take some tamiflu

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to find a penicillin dealer. How much does that stuff run on the streets?

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the hell is Melmart? I have a lesbian question to ask her.

[ORION]

I need to find a penicillin dealer. How much does that stuff run on the streets?
use your medicaid

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I was on medicaid. I also wish I got food stamps. I wonder if I'm eligible. I need to look into that.

[ORION]

Where the hell is Melmart? I have a lesbian question to ask her.
I can answer it. Yes lesbians do use snorkels when carpet munching

[ORION]

I wish I was on medicaid. I also wish I got food stamps. I wonder if I'm eligible. I need to look into that.
might as well your already paying for it. I'm sure there is a dentist or a doctor around here that will hook you up for antibiotics

[Mixability]

I wonder if I'm eligible.

Mexican? check

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit, I'm not eligible for food stamps.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe if I get fired I can claim unemployment and get food stamps.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would have daily barbeques.

[midgetonadonkey]

Puro fajitas y mollejas.

[ORION]

Maybe if I get fired I can claim unemployment and get food stamps.
I'm sure you can find a mexican woman with 5 plus kids to marry.

[ORION]

I would have daily barbeques.
maybe you could mess your back up so much you social security and then you can collect your month supply of Vicodin every month for free

[Mixability]

I'm sure you can find a mexican woman with 5 plus kids to marry.

does batman have a sister?

oh wait, last time he got pissed that i "knew" his brother's wife. I think I even have the threatening pm's. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

does batman have a sister?

oh wait, last time he got pissed that i "knew" his brother's wife. I think I even have the threatening pm's. :lol

If you still have them, you should post them.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm freezing. I think I got the hiv.

[Mixability]

If you still have them, you should post them.

they are funny, but probably fake, i have a few from his "brother" and then a couple from the "sister-in-law".

[midgetonadonkey]

Didn't you bang his sister in law? It was some shit like that right?

[ORION]

I'm freezing. I think I got the hiv.
take your temp. You need to use a rectal thermometer if you want it accurate

[Mixability]

Didn't you bang his sister in law? It was some shit like that right?

:lmao, with all the alcohol and drugs in your system, you have a damn good memory!

[midgetonadonkey]

That's what everybody tells me.

[Mixability]

batman had just said that i couldn't know her because she lived in New York or something, then I flat out told him her address, the car she drove and the name of his Mom and Dad.

[midgetonadonkey]

Was she a good lay?

[CuckingFunt]

Where the hell is Melmart? I have a lesbian question to ask her.And Mel's the only person who can answer it?

:pctoss

I gets no respect.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sorry CuckingFunt. Melmart has always been my lesbian advisor. I will turn to you then, why do lesbians like flannel shirts so much?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm sorry CuckingFunt. Melmart has always been my lesbian advisor. I will turn to you then, why do lesbians like flannel shirts so much?I'm not butch, so I don't know.

They help detract from the tits and look fetching under a leather jacket?