Free Quattro Razor (3)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'll be too busy with the basketball players.

Well, wear a bib when you're trying to drink their semen...basketball players like to dribble.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well, wear a bib when you're trying to drink their semen...basketball players like to dribble.The ol' DNA spray

[midgetonadonkey]

Well, wear a bib when you're trying to drink their semen...basketball players like to dribble.

http://www.smileyhut.com/music/rimshot.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/doomherald/negroes.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ashbeeigh could re-create humanity with the amount of semen she's accidentally spilt while drinking her man-smoothies.

[ashbeeigh]

Well, wear a bib when you're trying to drink their semen...basketball players like to dribble.

Do I take that as first hand experience or just a word of caution?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Do I take that as first hand experience or just a word of caution?

I'm just quoting the warning they mentioned to you in February's issue of Seguin Sluts magazine.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge if you get her flowers for wednesday that is beneath you. Just write her a poem. It never fails

I'm no good with poems. The last poem I wrote involved monkeys dressed as cowboys dancing with each other.

[CuckingFunt]

I dunno... that sounds like the most awesomest poem ever.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm just quoting the warning they mentioned to you in February's issue of Seguin Sluts magazine.

You have a subscription? I heard the Gamma pledges were on the front page. I haven't seen it first hand though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I dunno... that sounds like the most awesomest poem ever.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29885

[timvp]

I ate so many shrimps I think I got iodine poisoning.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you eat shrimps or scrimps?

[timvp]

Boths.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn. You really are a playa.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29885

That's fantastic.

[slayermin]

Is the plural for shrimp, shrimps? I thought the plural for shrimp was shrimp.

ex. I ate a plate full of shrimp.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm glad you liked it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is the plural for shrimp, shrimps? I thought the plural for shrimp was shrimp.

ex. I ate a plate full of shrimp.

The playa plural of shrimp is scrimps. That's all that has to be said about that subject.

[timvp]

That's fantastic.
Iodine poisoning is fantastic?

:reading

[slayermin]

The playa plural of shrimp is scrimps. That's all that has to be said about that subject.

The beach?

[CuckingFunt]

Iodine poisoning is fantastic?

:readingNo. Nothing about scrimps is fantastic, especially not the threat of poisoning.

[timvp]

Where Found

* Tincture of iodine
* Lugol's solution
* Pima syrup
* Shrimps
* Amiodarone (Cordarone)
* Radiographic contrast
* Potassium iodide (SSKI)
* Iodinated glycerol (organidin)

Note: This list may not be all inclusive.

Symptoms

* shock
* thirst
* metallic taste in mouth
* fever
* no urine output
* mouth and throat pain
* vomiting
* diarrhea
* abdominal pain
* nervous system
* delirium
* stupor
* seizures
* coughing
* shortness of breath

Nervous system is a symptom? I'd think that not having a nervous system would be a worse sign.

That could just be me, though.

[timvp]

The beach?

Yeah where you think shrimps come from.

Not land.

[CuckingFunt]

Nervous system is a symptom? I'd think that not having a nervous system would be a worse sign.

That could just be me, though.Maybe the symptom is that your system becomes nervous.

[ShoogarBear]

No such thing as too many shrimpes.

[timvp]

Maybe the symptom is that your system becomes nervous.
This is why I pay you the big bucks.

[CuckingFunt]

This is why I pay you the big bucks.I'm more than just a hat rack.

[timvp]

No such thing as too many shrimpes.
This is true.

:hungry:

[CuckingFunt]

Scrimps = icky.

Shellfish, in general = icky.

[timvp]

I'm more than just a hat rack.
Are you saying you won't hold my hat anymore?

[CuckingFunt]

Are you saying you won't hold my hat anymore?No. That would be rude, and I'm never rude.

Ever.

[timvp]

:pctoss :wakeup

^^Anyone ever notice those two guys have the same computer?^^

:drunk

[CuckingFunt]

:pctoss :wakeup

^^Anyone ever notice those two guys have the same computer?^^

:drunkHe was reading, :wakeup, saw something that pissed him off, and :pctoss.

Mystery solved.

[timvp]

He was reading, :wakeup, saw something that pissed him off, and :pctoss.

Mystery solved.

But are we sure it is a male? I don't want to be judgemental.

And if you look at it, the one drinking coffee has the monitor on backwards. The disk drive and the power button are on the other side. The one throwing the monitor is probably confused because she is looking at the side of the montor.

I'm not saying it's definitely a female but I'd just like to know what got her so mad. Perhaps she couldn't find her A drive.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm more than just a hat rack.So what else fits on your rack?

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck you.

[MannyIsGod]

Mmmm, shrimp

[Melmart1]

I'm not saying it's definitely a female but I'd just like to know what got her so mad. Perhaps she couldn't find her A drive.
Perhaps her man couldn't find her A drive or accidentally found the B drive instead. That might make me mad, too.

But if it's the same computer, what happened to the coffee?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Perhaps her man couldn't find her A drive or accidentally found the B drive instead. That might make me mad, too.

But if it's the same computer, what happened to the coffee?

He drank it all.

[Melmart1]

I need a new title, Quattroers. Any ideas, I am drawing blanks. What say you?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need a new title, Quattroers. Any ideas, I am drawing blanks. What say you?

Carvin' Mofos Since 2003

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need a new title, Quattroers. Any ideas, I am drawing blanks. What say you?

Blaze's Favorite Porn Star

[Melmart1]

haaha, that title sounds like i would be asking for trouble. anything else? i am completely blank. i have title writer's block :(

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Writer's Block

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Got my laptop back, bitches!

I had just stepped out of the shower, but sadly, this is not who was delivering it...

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Men_Women/sexy-ups-girl.jpg

[Melmart1]

"Got my laptop back, bitches"... no, not a good title. You suck as this :)

[MannyIsGod]

Three Ways Of Fun

:D

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Got my laptop back, bitches"... no, not a good title. You suck as this :)

I said "Writer's Block" damnit.

[ShoogarBear]

I need a new title, Quattroers. Any ideas, I am drawing blanks. What say you?Silver Bikinified

[Melmart1]

Three Ways Of Fun

:D
Hmmmmm...

[Melmart1]

I said "Writer's Block" damnit.
you still suck.

[Melmart1]

Silver Bikinified
you are obsessed!

[ShoogarBear]

It's a mental image which can only be quenched by an actual photo.

[Melmart1]

I never said I owned one, I said I thought they were sexy. You let your imagination run wild on you. I saw a really cute one at the store last season but I didn't need one and now they have all this brown and green shit. WTF?

[MannyIsGod]

Just put one on with whatever colors you have and send me the picture. I have photoshop and I can make it silver. I volunteer my services for this tough task.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

But don't pay attention to my shitty Bonner Christ photoshop.

[Melmart1]

I have a program called GIMPshop which is basically the open source version of Photoshop, kinda like open office vs. microsoft office. I need to learn how to use that thing.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm with Melmart, I want a new title but don't know what to put.

Any ideas?

Thanks!

[Mixability]

I'm with Melmart, I want a new title but don't know what to put.

Any ideas?

Thanks!

How about "Fuck Asbeeieeghghe"

[ShoogarBear]

I'm with Melmart,You have a silver bikini, too?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm with Melmart, I want a new title but don't know what to put.

Any ideas?

Thanks!

How about "Midge's best gal"?

[Melmart1]

I still don't have a new title :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

Wait a couple of days when I become a mod. :D

[midgetonadonkey]

I still don't have a new title :depressed

You and CuckingFunt should have one that says "Squid's bitches".

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/doomherald/negroes.jpg


i am not a racist

[Melmart1]

Wait a couple of days when I become a mod. :D
This will mean the end of SpursTalk as we know it...

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to be a mod.

[midgetonadonkey]

I should be the Quattro mod.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just for this one thread so I can banish ashbeeigh for good.

[Melmart1]

you can't banish a user from a single thread, or I would have gotten rid of her patas sucios ages ago...

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit, why not?!?

[Trainwreck2100]

Dammit, why not?!?

the technology isnt there

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you can't banish a user from a single thread, or I would have gotten rid of her patas sucios ages ago...all this hate................

[MannyIsGod]

STFU fuckwad, you're next.

[Melmart1]

No shit, I am getting tired of his act...

[ShoogarBear]

This will mean the end of SpursTalk as we know it...Two words: Mandatory Bravatars.

[ShoogarBear]

I want to be a mod.When I'm a mod, I will make you my heir apparent.

[tlongII]

When I'm a mod, I will make you my heir apparent.


Guaging from your photos I would have guessed you would want to make your hair apparent.

[Melmart1]

tlong made a funny :lol

[jman3000]

i'm jk ... but i'm going to the nuggets game on the 20th and i need a hook up for 2 .. can you manage?


Of course. Remind me when it gets closer to the 20th.



2/13/07

?

[tlongII]

It probably works better when she's online.

[jman3000]

seeing as how i'm about to go out and i wont be on when she's online... it appears to be the perfect time for me.

[jman3000]

ok.. fuck you bitches... i'm out.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://filelabs.net/fl1/files/ug0daf3cSfxh.gif

[ashbeeigh]

all this hate................

:pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No shit, I am getting tired of his act...what the hell are you talking about? act?

[Melmart1]

The way you act... I don't like it. Or your avatar, either... Or the way you typed your user name in all caps like an attention whore... or the way it messes up the margins... amongst other things.

[Trainwreck2100]

indeed

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't notice the margins until now. That's fucked up.

[Melmart1]

Jesus, even ashbeeigh thinks it's fucked up. And this is from a scat porn star who lets people pee on her.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The way you act... I don't like it. Or your avatar, either... Or the way you typed your user name in all caps like an attention whore... or the way it messes up the margins... amongst other things.Settle down, Toots. I wish I could change the caps on my username, but I haven't found where I can. I'm also not an attention whore miss 4.49 posts a day. I'm one of the coolest dudes you could meet.

[ashbeeigh]

Jesus, even ashbeeigh thinks it's fucked up. And this is from a scat porn star who lets people pee on her.

wow. I didn't know I was a star.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I didn't notice the margins until now. That's fucked up.Why in the hell do margins bother y'all. I didn't even notice it until all this whining started. Like I said, i've been wanting to change the caps, but I can't find out where or how to.

[Melmart1]

Settle down, Toots. I wish I could change the caps on my username, but I haven't found where I can. I'm also not an attention whore miss 4.49 posts a day. I'm one of the coolest dudes you could meet.
So 4.49 posts per day makes me an attention whore? :lmao I wonder what you would say to people who have FIVE (gasp!) posts per day.

You might be cool to meet... when you wouldn't be telling me to get rid of my mercury fillings, throw out my microwave, shun vaccines and don't take Gardasil.

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum! I have nothing. The margins and the act that he thinks Mel has an attitude piss me off. Not Quattro material....


but some say I'm not either.

[Melmart1]

dum dum dum! I have nothing. The margins and the act that he thinks Mel has an attitude piss me off. Not Quattro material....


but some say I'm not either.
of course you are quattro material. who are we supposed to make fun of when trainwreck isn't around?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So 4.49 posts per day makes me an attention whore? :lmao I wonder what you would say to people who have FIVE (gasp!) posts per day. I could say the same about my screen name, and look.........you have a number in your name. oooooooooooooooooooooh


You might be cool to meet... when you wouldn't be telling me to get rid of my mercury fillings, throw out my microwave, shun vaccines and don't take Gardasil.I'm telling anybody to do a damn thing. I'm just joining in on the discussion around here like everybody else. Do all your friends have the very same views and beliefs you do?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The margins and the act that he thinks Mel has an attitude piss me off. Not Quattro material....Damn, where did that come from?

[Melmart1]

PostsTotal Posts: 5,113 (4.50 posts per day)

Inching further towards whore poster status...

[Trainwreck2100]

of course you are quattro material. who are we supposed to make fun of when trainwreck isn't around?


All of my contributions, and you feel the need to mock me :depressed

[Melmart1]

I could say the same about my screen name, and look.........you have a number in your name. oooooooooooooooooooooh
This makes zero sense. You must be hanging out with ashbeeigh.


I'm telling anybody to do a damn thing. I'm just joining in on the discussion around here like everybody else. Do all your friends have the very same views and beliefs you do?
Of course they don't. But they do tithe then claim it back on their taxes. So you wouldn't like them.

[Melmart1]

All of my contributions, and you feel the need to mock me :depressed
You know I love you. You are my fellow Royal.

[Mr Dio]

Mel!!!
Talk dirty to me Mamas!!!!

[Mr Dio]

You know I love you. You are my fellow Royal.


WTF?!?!?!
Mel go to St. G's???

[Trainwreck2100]

You know I love you. You are my fellow Royal.


We had those shitty green screen computers in our lab

[Melmart1]

WTF?!?!?!
Mel go to St. G's???
I went to St. Pauls, Class of 1990. Trainwreck went there. So did Orion. Royals in the house, bitches!

[ashbeeigh]

of course you are quattro material. who are we supposed to make fun of when trainwreck isn't around?

That only makes me wonder how he felt before I was here. Poor kid.

[Trainwreck2100]

WTF?!?!?!
Mel go to St. G's???

what the hell are you talking about

[Melmart1]

We had those shitty green screen computers in our lab
The Apple IIe! :lol

I did love playing "Little Brick Out" though.

[Trainwreck2100]

wtf is St. G's mascot

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This makes zero sense. .I figured it would go over your head.


Of course they don't. But they do tithe then claim it back on their taxes. So you wouldn't like them.You're a silly little girl. You make me laugh

[ashbeeigh]

Damn, where did that come from?

Care to explain this?


Settle down, Toots. I wish I could change the caps on my username, but I haven't found where I can. I'm also not an attention whore miss 4.49 posts a day. I'm one of the coolest dudes you could meet.

[ashbeeigh]

The Apple IIe! :lol

I did love playing "Little Brick Out" though.

Oregon Trail days were the best though. Those were the days. The Apple IIs were the shit in elementary school.

[Melmart1]

WTF is St. G's? St. Gregory's? Where did Dio go? I bet he went to our rival. If only I could remember who our rival was. St. Luke's?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Care to explain this?I read that you were pissed at me 'cause of the margin situation and with me saying that mel has an attitude. That's why I asked "where did that come from".

[ashbeeigh]

I read that you were pissed at me 'cause of the margin situation and with me saying that mel has an attitude. That's why I asked "where did that come from".

You're arguments are very circular.

[Melmart1]

You're arguments are very circular.
psychoanalysis about to begin...

[ashbeeigh]

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Hey snotty pants. I baked some cookies. They tuened out better then your cheesecake.

[Melmart1]

Total Posts: 827 (1.86 posts per day)

OH NOES!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Snotty pants? What kind of shit is that? If the Quattro was cheers you would be Diane. That would make Melmart Carla Tortelli.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You're arguments are very circular.Well it's hard keeping up with all the people I've seemed to piss off, so it may seem that way. Not that I care that I did piss them off, but I really don't make it a point to piss people off. People know when they've pissed me off.

[ashbeeigh]

psychoanalysis about to begin...

Not tonight. I have a test to study for.

[Melmart1]

Snotty pants? What kind of shit is that? If the Quattro was cheers you would be Diane. That would make Melmart Carla Tortelli.
With far less kids. And taller. And prettier. And better hair.

[midgetonadonkey]

If Mel is an attention whore for almost 5 posts per day what does that make me? I'm at almost 20 per day, although it does seem like I post more than that.

[ashbeeigh]

Snotty pants? What kind of shit is that? If the Quattro was cheers you would be Diane. That would make Melmart Carla Tortelli.

Who would you be? Cliff?

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, midget, did you make another cheesecake for CBF?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

psychoanalysis about to begin...That may be good. I'm a virgo and tend to over-analyze stuff. Just as long as pychoanalysis doesn't involve vaccines. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[Melmart1]

Did Diane have patas sucios? She probably called them something like soiled metatarsals

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey, midget, did you make another cheesecake for CBF?

Actually I did. I reverted back to my original recipe. It came out fabulous. He better show me some loving tomorrow night. I think I earned it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If Mel is an attention whore for almost 5 posts per day what does that make me? I'm at almost 20 per day, although it does seem like I post more than that.You didn't throw a hissy fit after I asked a simple question. I treat people the way people treat me. It's a two way street, baby.

[Melmart1]

If Mel is an attention whore for almost 5 posts per day what does that make me? I'm at almost 20 per day, although it does seem like I post more than that.
four times as many posts per day as me must make you a combination of a nasty slut and a whore. You are a posting slore.

[Trainwreck2100]

If Mel is an attention whore for almost 5 posts per day what does that make me? I'm at almost 20 per day, although it does seem like I post more than that.


that's the shitty thing about avg.s miss a couple of days and its easier to go down than up

[midgetonadonkey]

You didn't throw a hissy fit after I asked a simple question. I treat people the way people treat me. It's a two way street, baby.

What the fuck is a hissy fit?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Not tonight. I have a test to study for.Oh come on, Ash. It'll be fun.

[ashbeeigh]

You didn't throw a hissy fit after I asked a simple question. I treat people the way people treat me. It's a two way street, baby.

baby? Midge better watch out. He might have to ban this guy before he bans me if he becomes a mod.

[Melmart1]

:dramaquee Who threw a hissy fit?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What the fuck is a hissy fit?You're kidding me, right?

[ashbeeigh]

Oh come on, Ash. It'll be fun.

I'll pass.

[Trainwreck2100]

What the fuck is a hissy fit?


You know how girls on the rag get mad at stupid shit, and bitch about it. the bitching is a hissy fit.

[ShoogarBear]

It came out fabulous. You just topped last night.

[Melmart1]

You know how girls on the rag get mad at stupid shit, and bitch about it. the bitching is a hissy fit.
So again I ask... who had a hissy fit?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

baby? Midge better watch out. He might have to ban this guy before he bans me if he becomes a mod.Being a mod is not what I strive for in life.

[ShoogarBear]

What the fuck? Post count smack? Are we not men?

[midgetonadonkey]

You just topped last night.

I knew you'd like that.

[Mr Dio]

Wasn't St Paul's like, Blessed Sacrament's BITCH?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'll pass.You're no fun.

[ShoogarBear]

http://fusionanomaly.net/devoarewenotmenwearedevo.jpg

[Mr Dio]

Wasn't St Gerard's the Royals?

[Trainwreck2100]

Wasn't St Paul's like, Blessed Sacrament's BITCH?


I don't think Blessed Sacrament was AA

[midgetonadonkey]

If it wasn't for Totinos frozen pizzas, I would starve to death.

[Trainwreck2100]

Wasn't St Gerard's the Royals?


I think they were the Bulldogs

[ashbeeigh]

You're no fun.

No, I just don't do my undergraduate psychological testing on people that insult "attention whores."

[Melmart1]

Wasn't St Paul's like, Blessed Sacrament's BITCH?
Hell if I know... I didn't take the whole junior high rivalry too seriously. I was a nerd, too busy reading to care about whose bitch we were. But considering how the trophies in our case were from the 70s, I would say we were many school's bitches.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Does anybody in here like Godflesh? I'm listening to Hymns and that some good, nasty, baby makin' music there. If you're in to that type of thing.

[Trainwreck2100]

If it wasn't for Totinos frozen pizzas, I would starve to death.


HEB didn't have any peperoni stocked last night, so I had to buy a Tony's pizza for $2.66 and while it is way better than totinos, it cost $2.66. and that sucked

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No, I just don't do my undergraduate psychological testing on people that insult "attention whores."cute. real cute

[ashbeeigh]

The Totinos Supreme pizza is almost as good as Ramen. I speak from recent experience.

[Melmart1]

What the fuck? Post count smack? Are we not men?
apparently that is the best he has.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't know. The Catholic junior high smack isn't much better.

Maybe now would be a good time to post Melmart's high school yearbook photo. :devil

[Melmart1]

I don't know. The Catholic junior high smack isn't much better.

Maybe now would be a good time to post Melmart's high school yearbook photo. :devil
hahaha, even I don't have that! I think I have a soccer team pic in storage somewhere, but no yearbooks.

[Melmart1]

Midge, where is your sexy bitch? Already eating the cheesescake? It's almost Valentine's day...

[ShoogarBear]

Actually, I don't have it.

Let that be known before my PM box gets flooded.

[Melmart1]

What, your teacher friend couldn't find it for you?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

apparently that is the best he has.No. Just wasted energy.

[ashbeeigh]

I've got yearbooks from kindergarten to freshmen year of college. I may be the coolest kid online right now due to that fact.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Maybe now would be a good time to post Melmart's high school yearbook photo. :devilThat would be cool

[Melmart1]

No. Just wasted energy.
I bet there are some natural herbs you can take that don't come from Merck for that...

[ShoogarBear]

Nah, turns out she didn't start there till after you graduated.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge, where is your sexy bitch? Already eating the cheesescake? It's almost Valentine's day...

She doesn't get it until tomorrow night after the dinner I'm making her.

[Melmart1]

I've got yearbooks from kindergarten to freshmen year of college. I may be the coolest kid online right now due to that fact.
Awwww... pequenos patas sucios...

[ShoogarBear]

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Doesn't anyone here speak English! :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

I've got yearbooks from kindergarten to freshmen year of college. I may be the coolest kid online right now due to that fact.

Actually that makes you the lamest kid right now. A position you are used to I'm sure.

[ashbeeigh]

I really need to read this vaccine thread. Does someone want to give me synopsis?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you like being pissed on in Kindergarten too?

[midgetonadonkey]

I really need to read this vaccine thread. Does someone want to give me synopsis?

I will. In short, you are a cunt.

[Melmart1]

She doesn't get it until tomorrow night after the dinner I'm making her.
Dude, you should have kept the crumbled one, spread it all over your body and tell her "come get dessert, bitch!"

[Melmart1]

Dude, you should have kept the crumbled one, spread it all over your body and tell her "come get dessert, bitch!"
Damn, Melmart is a romantic!

[ashbeeigh]

Awwww... pequenos patas sucios...

Some were cute...others I could burn without feeling badly about.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude, you should have kept the crumbled one, spread it all over your body and tell her "come get dessert, bitch!"

Well, I do still have it in the fridge. I think I might try that. I can hide some under my gut fold and have her sniff it out.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I really need to read this vaccine thread. Does someone want to give me synopsis?I'm sure Melly can

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, crap. I just accidentally watched the first thirty seconds of Brokeback Mountain.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh, crap. I just accidentally watched the first thirty seconds of Brokeback Mountain.

That is gayer than any comments I have made these past couple of days.

[Melmart1]

Well, I do still have it in the fridge. I think I might try that. I can hide some under my gut fold and have her sniff it out.
Sexy!

[ShoogarBear]

That is gayer than any comments I have made these past couple of days.The first scene was a guy in chaps baking a cheesecake.

[midgetonadonkey]

Kick ass!! They are showing Growing Pains on Nick at Nite.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh, crap. I just accidentally watched the first thirty seconds of Brokeback Mountain.Dude, you didn't have to type that out loud.

[Melmart1]

The first scene was a guy in chaps baking a cheesecake.
But did the chaps have the butt cut out?

[Melmart1]

Kick ass!! They are showing Growing Pains on Nick at Nite.
Boner is on!

How the fuck did a nickname like Boner pass through the standards guidelines for all those years...

[midgetonadonkey]

The first scene was a guy in chaps baking a cheesecake.

How the fuck did you know I like to bake in chaps? Were you peaking in my window?

[ShoogarBear]

Dude, you didn't have to type that out loud.It would have been worse if I kept it secret.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well, I do still have it in the fridge. I think I might try that. I can hide some under my gut fold and have her sniff it out.That reminds of that lady that "forgot" she put a sandwich in one of her folds. I saw this on the news about 10 years ago. She forgot it was there for so long that it rotted and ate into her body. It's funny and sad at the same time.

[ShoogarBear]

How the fuck did you know I like to bake in chaps? Were you peaking in my window?Peaking? Um, no.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It would have been worse if I kept it secret.true dat

[Melmart1]

That reminds of that lady that "forgot" she put a sandwich in one of her folds. I saw this on the news about 10 years ago. She forgot it was there for so long that it rotted and ate into her body. It's funny and sad at the same time.
It was the microwaves!!!! Oh, noes!

[ShoogarBear]

Boner is on!Man, for a second there I thought . . . well, let's just say some illusions were almost destroyed.

[Melmart1]

Man, for a second there I thought . . . well, let's just say some illusions were almost destroyed.
Suddenly that silver bikini wasn't looking so good, huh? :lmao

[ShoogarBear]

:rollin

[midgetonadonkey]

My mp3 player just fucked up and I lost 250 albums. :madrun

:pctoss :pctoss

[Jekka]

Somehow this thread makes me want to simultaneously eat and hurl cheesecake.

[Melmart1]

My mp3 player just fucked up and I lost 250 albums. :madrun

:pctoss :pctoss
so reload them... you do have them on your computer still, right?

[midgetonadonkey]

so reload them... you do have them on your computer still, right?

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

No I don't. I didn't back it up.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mp3 players are a trap...batteries go out quick and you could lose all your treasured music

[midgetonadonkey]

Time to start mass downloading.

[ashbeeigh]

No I don't. I didn't back it up.

:cry I'm sorry. I would die without my ipod.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

mp3 players are a trap...batteries go out quick and you could lose all your treasured musicLuckily my iPod hasn't crapped on me yet.

[Melmart1]

Somehow this thread makes me want to simultaneously eat and hurl cheesecake.
I just thought of another fashion faux pas that I hate... when women wear shoes too small and their toes hang off the end. Get the right size, bitches!

And if you are gonna waste cheesecake, at least have a nekkid girly food fight with me! That is a much better use of it. And I think the men in here will all agree. Except for Viva. He would only approve if the cows used to make the cream in the cheesecake were not injected with hormones.

[ShoogarBear]

Somehow this thread makes me want to simultaneously eat and hurl cheesecake.Do you have a silver bikini?

[ashbeeigh]

I faux injected rats with hormones today in my anatomy lab exercise today. I wonder if viva would approve?


I read that bastard thread.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just thought of another fashion faux pas that I hate... when women wear shoes too small and their toes hang off the end. Get the right size, bitches!

And if you are gonna waste cheesecake, at least have a nekkid girly food fight with me! That is a much better use of it. And I think the men in here will all agree. Except for Viva. He would only approve if the cows used to make the cream in the cheesecake were not injected with hormones.I love you Melly. Don't ever forget that. Plus the cows have to be grass fed. No grain.

[ShoogarBear]

That's one of the reasons I finally switched to an iPod. The way iTunes is set up, it's hard not to have your iPod backed up on your computer.

[ShoogarBear]

And 250 albums is close to $2500-3000 of music.

Unless it's all pirated.

[Melmart1]

who the hell doesn't back up their mp3 collection? I guess you were too busy hiding cheesecake.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I faux injected rats with hormones today in my anatomy lab exercise today. I wonder if viva would approve?


I read that bastard thread.faux injected? that sounds like almost pregnant. I approve. One, I ain't being injected and two, I ain't eatin' the rat.

[Melmart1]

And 250 albums is close to $2500-3000 of music.

Unless it's all pirated.
He's Mexican. Of course it's pirated.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Unless it's all pirated.Of course.

[ShoogarBear]

who the hell doesn't back up their mp3 collection? I guess you were too busy hiding cheesecake.Mel is pouring salt in your cheesecake.

[ShoogarBear]

He's Mexican. Of course it's pirated.Oh, well then it's just a shitload of time.

[Melmart1]

I will gladly send Midge some music from my collection so that he can re-start his. How about some Coldplay?

[Melmart1]

Oh, well then it's just a shitload of time.
He's Mexican. He doesn't work. He has plenty of time.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah it is all pirated but it wouldn't matter if it was backed up or not. The hard drive on it is messed up and I can't even format it. It's fucked for good.

[ashbeeigh]

faux injected? that sounds like almost pregnant. I approve. One, I ain't being injected and two, I ain't eatin' the rat.

It was a rhetorical question.

[ShoogarBear]

I will gladly send Midge some music from my collection so that he can re-start his. How about some Coldplay?:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

The thing that pisses me off is that I had over 5 gigs of Reggae albums I will probably not be able to download again. I will probably have to buy it now.

[ashbeeigh]

I will gladly send Midge some music from my collection so that he can re-start his. How about some Coldplay?

I'd be glad to contribute some Dave Matthews.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dave Matthews is gayer than Coldplay.

[Melmart1]

Who wants some ABBA?

[midgetonadonkey]

I guess I have to use my PSP as an mp3 player now.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah it is all pirated but it wouldn't matter if it was backed up or not. The hard drive on it is messed up and I can't even format it. It's fucked for good.The mp3 player would be trashed, but then you would only have to buy another player. Now you're out the player AND the music, and the music is actually the more valuable investment.

[ashbeeigh]

Dave Matthews is gayer than Coldplay.

Gayer then baking? Because that was pretty gay.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He's Mexican. He doesn't work. He has plenty of time.Then who's cooking and cleaning for this great nation of ours.

[ShoogarBear]

The thing that pisses me off is that I had over 5 gigs of Reggae albums I will probably not be able to download again. I will probably have to buy it now.Now that is a tragedy.

I only have the standard Bob Marley and Jimmy Cliff stuff, so wouldn't be of much help.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who wants some ABBA?me

[Melmart1]

Where did you get your mp3 player from, Juan's trunk? Stop being a cheap messican and buy an iPod. You are a famous magazine writer now. You can afford it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Gayer then baking? Because that was pretty gay.

It is much gayer than baking.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dave Matthews is gayer than Coldplay.I'd go with the reverse of that statement

[midgetonadonkey]

Where did you get your mp3 player from, Juan's trunk? Stop being a cheap messican and buy an iPod. You are a famous magazine writer now. You can afford it.

Actually I bought it from Dell in 2003. It's one of the only electronic items I have that isn't hot.

[ashbeeigh]

It is much gayer than baking.

As long as we're clear. And seriously, join the ination. They're lovely. And back-up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You are a famous magazine writer now. You can afford it.He is? Which publication?

[Melmart1]

Gayer then baking? Because that was pretty gay.
Baking will get him laid. Dave Matthews won't. Imagine being in the mood then him blasting "Gravedigger" really loud.

[ashbeeigh]

I'd go with the reverse of that statement

:bang Not quattro material.

[midgetonadonkey]

He is? Which publication?

I write for Esquire.

[ShoogarBear]

He is? Which publication?Fabulous Cheesecakes and Gardens

[midgetonadonkey]

Fabulous Cheesecakes and Gardens

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:bang Not quattro material.Sorry. I missed the FAQ file.

[ashbeeigh]

Dave may get him in the door though. Then he can bake a cheesecake and then play the coldplay while getting laid.

[midgetonadonkey]

FYI, I know nothing about gardening. I haven't even cut my grass in over 6 months.

[Melmart1]

I forgot to tell you Midge, I get a cut of all your writing earnings. Call it a finder's fee. So when you become Editor-In-Chief of "High Times" I want some free mota.

[Jekka]

I just thought of another fashion faux pas that I hate... when women wear shoes too small and their toes hang off the end. Get the right size, bitches!

And if you are gonna waste cheesecake, at least have a nekkid girly food fight with me! That is a much better use of it. And I think the men in here will all agree. Except for Viva. He would only approve if the cows used to make the cream in the cheesecake were not injected with hormones.
I'm down for a nekkid girly food fight with cheesecake. I'm pretty sure I had a dream about that once ...