Free Quattro Razor (3)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Movies he has been in with Ashley Judd come to mind


i would bone ashley judd till my dick died of exhaustion

cbf out

[ashbeeigh]

I don't know, psych student, you tell me.

I don't have to say anything. NorCal speaks for himself.

[CuckingFunt]

i would bone ashley judd till my dick died of exhaustion

Ew. No me gusta.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Chain Reaction and what else? I'm drawing a blank.


Johnny Mnemonic. Sadly, even Ice-T couldn't save that movie.

EDIT: My bad, I confused Ben Affleck with Reeves. The Sum of All Fears.

[NorCal510]

damn i go take a shit and i come back to this bullshit? i am probably stronger than u midge so i wouldnt talk there. ashbeigh, go take some more myspace pics but cover your face, cuckingfunt... nuff said. melmart u are a total bitch, ur dyky self probably does get more pussy than i do.

[Melmart1]

I thought I was too ugly to get laid, now I am getting all kinds of pussy? Did you shit out part of your brain, son?

[NorCal510]

yea i forgot that you are ugly

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

"U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi. You ugly."

[CuckingFunt]

cuckingfunt... nuff said.

At least you know when you're outmatched.

[Melmart1]

"U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi. You ugly."
That's the first thing that popped in my mind, too! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I'm an original DP man, truthfully:spless:

[ashbeeigh]

damn i go take a shit and i come back to this bullshit? i am probably stronger than u midge so i wouldnt talk there. ashbeigh, go take some more myspace pics but cover your face, cuckingfunt... nuff said. melmart u are a total bitch, ur dyky self probably does get more pussy than i do.

My 15 year old sister talks better shit then you do.

[NorCal510]

yea sry im not the greates shit talker give me a break

[NorCal510]

anyways its my bedtime guys ill be back tomorrow dont miss me too much

[CuckingFunt]

yea sry im not the greates shit talker give me a breakWhat, exactly, have you done to earn a break?

[ashbeeigh]

NorCal goes to bed at 10? Does he have cheerleading practice in the morning? "Brr it's cold in here...."

[NorCal510]

yea i get in bed and watch TV for an hour. bedtime is 11. if your 15 year old sister isnt jack ugly like you shes welcome to join

[Melmart1]

There must be some Toros in the atmosphere!

[Silver21_Black20]

Seeing ashbeeigh try to talk shit is neither Quattro material nor humorous.

[midgetonadonkey]

Seeing ashbeeigh try to talk shit is neither Quattro material nor humorous.

I love when you talk shit.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, at least you all aren't talking about fucking purses again.

[NorCal510]

why cant all the ST chicks be like SB2120 instead of being melmart bitches


last post for me goodnight ho's

[CuckingFunt]

Seeing ashbeeigh try to talk shit is neither Quattro material nor humorous.Agreed.

And the fact that she was coming out on top is, frankly, a depressing illustration of the current state of the Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

why cant all the ST chicks be like SB2120 instead of being melmart bitches


last post for me goodnight ho's

Fag.

[ashbeeigh]

Seeing ashbeeigh try to talk shit is neither Quattro material nor humorous.

Which is better? Me or NorCal? At least I don't have that herendous sig.

[midgetonadonkey]

Which is better? Me or NorCal? At least I don't have that herendous sig.

NorCal.

[Melmart1]

Well, at least you all aren't talking about fucking purses again.
Fucking purses? That has to be a fashion faux pas.

[Melmart1]

Is NorCal hitting on Midge's girl?

[ashbeeigh]

NorCal.

:madrun I knew you didn't like me.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking purses? That has to be a fashion faux pas.Fucking purse = bag for carrying various sex toys and accessories?

[CuckingFunt]

Is NorCal hitting on Midge's girl?I think that's a bannable offense.

[Silver21_Black20]

Which is better? Me or NorCal? At least I don't have that herendous sig.

Do you really want me to answer this?

[jman3000]

saaaaaaaaaandra... what time do i show up tomorrow?... last time i was late as fuck... but this time i plan on being on time... 6? 630? earlier?

[Melmart1]

Fucking purse = bag for carrying various sex toys and accessories?
I want one of those! Hell, I NEED one of those! :lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Fucking purse = bag for carrying various sex toys and accessories?


http://www.pleasurechesttoys.com/images_products/1138_big.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Do you really want me to answer this?

Actually don't. I had a good day. I got an A on my Personality test.

[CuckingFunt]

I want one of those! Hell, I NEED one of those! :lol

Want me to show you mine? :eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

Is NorCal hitting on Midge's girl?

I kill any bastard that hits on my girl.

[Silver21_Black20]

saaaaaaaaaandra... what time do i show up tomorrow?... last time i was late as fuck... but this time i plan on being on time... 6? 630? earlier?

What time is the game?

[Melmart1]

Actually don't. I had a good day. I got an A on my Personality test.
Clearly this person has poor judgement of personality.

[Silver21_Black20]

Actually don't. I had a good day. I got an A on my Personality test.

:lmao

Oh...you were serious.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.pleasurechesttoys.com/images_products/1138_big.jpgThe pink one on the far right is pretty.

[Melmart1]

Want me to show you mine? :eyebrows
:hungry:

[jman3000]

i thought all the games were at 7 now? you work there... wtf?

[Melmart1]

http://www.eros-zine.com/articles/2005-08-16/goodiebags0816/goodiebags0816-01.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Clearly this person has poor judgement of personality.

Personality theory.

[ashbeeigh]

i thought all the games were at 7 now? you work there... wtf?

I know it's on TNT, it may be a bit early, or even later of it's the second of their double header.

[Melmart1]

Personality theory.
I have a theory that your personality sucks.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I have a theory that your personality sucks.


Nice.

:lol

[jman3000]

I know it's on TNT, it may be a bit early, or even later of it's the second of their double header.

i forgot about all that crap... hmmm... spurs.com still says 7pm tipoff... but i'd reckon it's closer to 7:30. i want to go a bit early so i can buy a hat and have enough time to properly apply my new tat.

[ashbeeigh]

I have a theory that your personality sucks.

I won't argue. It was on Freud, Jung, Adler, Horney, and Kohut. I kicked its ass back to 1905. So it was a pretty stellar day.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.eros-zine.com/articles/2005-08-16/goodiebags0816/goodiebags0816-01.jpg

Adam & Eve doesn't call it a "fucking purse", they call it a "Sugar Sak." They're not very fashionable, though.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

World Trade Center. Decent flick?

[CuckingFunt]

have enough time to properly apply my new tat.

This is almost as gay as Midge's baking and Blaze's embroidery.

[CuckingFunt]

World Trade Center. Decent flick?Don't know. I'm not in any hurry to see that one or United 93.

[Melmart1]

Adam & Eve doesn't call it a "fucking purse", they call it a "Sugar Sak." They're not very fashionable, though.
I am waiting for the next 1/3 off coupon in my email from them then going to pull the trigger on another purchase. They always have new toys to tempt me :pctoss

[ashbeeigh]

i want to go a bit early so i can buy a hat and have enough time to properly apply my new tat.

:lmao That made me laugh. I just hope it's somewhere appropriate.

[CuckingFunt]

I am waiting for the next 1/3 off coupon in my email from them then going to pull the trigger on another purchase. They always have new toys to tempt me :pctossI got a toy from them recently that is all kinds of nifty.

[Melmart1]

midge sang along when JT performed.

[ashbeeigh]

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ashbeeigh, Melmart1, Jekka, Johnny_Blaze_47, NorCal510, ShoogarBear, Cant_Be_Faded

Go to bed.

[Melmart1]

I like to bake in chaps

[jman3000]

This is almost as gay as Midge's baking and Blaze's embroidery.

[CuckingFunt]

That one's close, Mel, but applying a stick-on tattoo when you're a) male, and b) over the age of ten is pretty damn gay.

[Melmart1]

This is almost as gay as jman3000. That is one fruity fag!

[ashbeeigh]

jman may get half a gay point for the tattoo. I'd actually have to see it to decide on it.

[Melmart1]

I'll be happy to earhole ashslut

[jman3000]

jman may get half a gay point for the tattoo. I'd actually have to see it to decide on it.
troll forum... jman's trip downtown.

and nothing is gay when you're trying to make a girl laugh.

[Silver21_Black20]

i thought all the games were at 7 now? you work there... wtf?

If the game is at 7 then the "Poor People's Doors" open at 6. Be there at 6.

[midgetonadonkey]

and nothing is gay when you're trying to make a girl laugh.

I hate to agree but the man is right. Unless you act gay and don't get pussy. Was pussy had?

[Melmart1]

If the game is at 7 then the "Mexican's Doors" open at 5:30. Be there at 5:30, cracka!

[jman3000]

If the game is at 7 then the "Poor People's Doors" open at 5:30. Be there at 5:30.
what time does the shop open? i want to buy a hat ... and maybe another jacket.

5:30... jesus christ... no 6?

[CuckingFunt]

If the game is at 7 then the "Poor People's Doors" open at 6. Be there at 6.This made me chuckle, though I'm not entirely sure why.

[Melmart1]

SB and Midge were both gone for awhile then came back at the same time. Methinks somebody was out having a quickie.

[ashbeeigh]

troll forum... jman's trip downtown.

and nothing is gay when you're trying to make a girl laugh.

Ahh. I won't read that thread, but the making the girl laugh thing is admirable. Then, while the girl is away, you look at it and smile. Later, to the other side, someone else mentally gives you a gay point. All that matters, however, is that you made the girl laugh.

[midgetonadonkey]

I kill any bastard that hits on my girl.

[midgetonadonkey]

SB and Midge were both gone for awhile then came back at the same time. Methinks somebody was out having a quickie.

I wish but my internet stopped working.

[CuckingFunt]

SB and Midge were both gone for awhile then came back at the same time. Methinks somebody was out having a quickie.Lucky bastards.

[jman3000]

I hate to agree but the man is right. Unless you act gay and don't get pussy. Was pussy had?

i stopped feeling sorry for myself and started getting laid.

[Melmart1]

everybody needs to defrag once in awhile

[midgetonadonkey]

i stopped feeling sorry for myself and started getting laid.

Good for you.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm glad you realized the pussy friend angle never works.

[Silver21_Black20]

SB and Midge were both gone for awhile then came back at the same time. Methinks somebody was out having a quickie.

Haha

For some reason my internet was down, at my house and so was his. Guess it was a Soufside thang.

[CuckingFunt]

my internet was down

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I'm so out of touch.

[jman3000]

I'm glad you realized the pussy friend angle never works.

it works... you just have to do it right. i'm still learning.

[Melmart1]

Haha

For some reason my internet was down, at my house and so was his. Guess it was a Soufside thang.
Switching to batteries instead of a/c outlet for my toys prevents me from having electrical issues...

[CuckingFunt]

it works... you just have to do it right. i'm still learning.It never works.

[Silver21_Black20]

Switching to batteries instead of a/c outlet for my toys prevents me from having electrical issues...

I have so much to learn from you, Mel.

[midgetonadonkey]

It never works.

Agreed.

[Melmart1]

Wait... jman is trying to be FWB wiht a girl, or just friends w/o fucking? I am lost..

[jman3000]

It never works.

....ok :rolleyes

[midgetonadonkey]

I have so much to learn from you, Mel.

I want to watch Mel teach you everything she knows.

[CuckingFunt]

Switching to batteries instead of a/c outlet for my toys prevents me from having electrical issues...:tu

Always better to go cordless, anyway.

[Melmart1]

I have so much to learn from you, Mel.
Stay with me, my young Padawan. Learn, you will. Knowledgeable, you will become.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a kiddie pool full of Jello ready for Mel and SilBlack's lessons.

[Silver21_Black20]

J... get to the Center at 5:30 and go through the West gate, the entrance closest to the Coliseum. There is no line, though they don't let you into the building entirely, you will fight the crowd this way. At 6, they will let the poor people, with nose bleed section seats, i.e. you, in and you can go to the Fan Shop and be by section 119 on time so I can pick you and your girly friend up. Got it?!

[Melmart1]

I have a kiddie pool full of Jello ready for Mel and SilBlack's lessons.
what flavor?

[midgetonadonkey]

what flavor?

Green.

[Melmart1]

I have a 400 wd article due tomorrow and I have only written 82. I am feeling rather uninspired.

[CuckingFunt]

Green is not a flavor, dammit.

[Melmart1]

Green.
green isn't a flavor! :lol

[Melmart1]

Green is not a flavor, dammit.
I guess dykes really do think alike.

[Silver21_Black20]

what flavor?

Who cares!

[Melmart1]

Hey CF, speaking of dykes... did you know that "Workout" starts season 2 next month?

[Melmart1]

Who cares!
That's true, I would be tasting you instead of the jello anyways.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have an article about the New Orleans Hornets due ASAP with the phrase "ticket brokers" used as much as possible.

[CuckingFunt]

I have a 400 wd article due tomorrow and I have only written 82. I am feeling rather uninspired.I'm moving in about six months, and after spending a couple of hours contemplating the massive amount of shit I need to get accomplished in that relatively small amount of time, I've gotten myself so overwhelmed that I barely have the motivation to do anything. I can think of about five things that I should be doing right now, but... I'm not.

[Melmart1]

I have an article about the New Orleans Hornets due ASAP with the phrase "ticket brokers" used as much as possible.
I hate keyword articles, they are so :sleep but damn easy to write for extra cash.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey CF, speaking of dykes... did you know that "Workout" starts season 2 next month?Yep!

[midgetonadonkey]

Green is a flavor dammit. Green, red, orange and purple are the only Jello flavors around.

[jman3000]

J... get to the Center at 5:30 and go through the West gate, the entrance closest to the Coliseum. There is no line, though they don't let you into the building entirely, you will fight the crowd this way. At 6, they will let the poor people, with nose bleed section seats, i.e. you, in and you can go to the Fan Shop and be by section 119 on time so I can pick you and your girly friend up. Got it?!

fantastic.

[Melmart1]

Are you moving to be closer to your bf?

[Melmart1]

Green is a flavor dammit. Green, red, orange and purple are the only Jello flavors around.
what does green taste like?

[midgetonadonkey]

what does green taste like?

Green tastes sweet.

[CuckingFunt]

Green is a flavor dammit. Green, red, orange and purple are the only Jello flavors around.You're crazy.

Next you'll be telling me that "yellow cake" and "white cake" have distinctly different flavors.

[Melmart1]

Green tastes sweet.
Sweeter than Sandra?

[CuckingFunt]

Are you moving to be closer to your bf?No. Farther, actually. I'm finally going back to school.

We did figure out that the one hour plane trip will actually be quicker and a lot more manageable than the two hour drive.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sweeter than Sandra?

Nothing is sweeter than Sandra.

[Silver21_Black20]

Aww.

Now go to bed!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just watched Smokin' Aces again...and for those of you that have seen the movie, I didn't realize NorCal was the "karate kid" in the flick.

[Fillmoe]

the black security guard that got shot in the back works with my sister

[Melmart1]

Jess has been in here for a long time w/o saying anything. She must be reading the backlog. We were some wordy bitches tonight. :loll

[jman3000]

Just watched Smokin' Aces again...and for those of you that have seen the movie, I didn't realize NorCal was the "karate kid" in the flick.

:lmao @ him getting a woody from doing karate

[Fillmoe]

:lmao @ him getting a woody from doing karate


norcal is just slightly more retarded than that kid

[Jekka]

Jess has been in here for a long time w/o saying anything. She must be reading the backlog. We were some wordy bitches tonight. :loll
I'm at work, so it's taken a while to catch up on backlog. However, the office is now quiet except for Becker on TV, so I'm bored again.

[Jekka]

It's refreshing to have a boring night at work after the insanity of the last week or so. Of course, now that I have nothing to do everyone leaves the freaking thread. Damn you all.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's refreshing to have a boring night at work after the insanity of the last week or so. Of course, now that I have nothing to do everyone leaves the freaking thread. Damn you all.

I'm sorry...I'm working on two funnies.

[Jekka]

You're not sorry. Don't lie.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You're not sorry. Don't lie.

You're right. Leaving you here for a few minutes to get this finished is well worth it.

It's for the greater good, Jess.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Give it a few minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZR2h0izkaA

[Jekka]

You're right. Leaving you here for a few minutes to get this finished is well worth it.

It's for the greater good, Jess.
Sure it is.

If I made more money, and if there was anything on cable at 2am, I would volunteer to pay for basic cable here, because there is jack shit to do. I'm even caught up on paperwork.

[jman3000]

J... get to the Center at 5:30 and go through the West gate, the entrance closest to the Coliseum. There is no line, though they don't let you into the building entirely, you will fight the crowd this way. At 6, they will let the poor people, with nose bleed section seats, i.e. you, in and you can go to the Fan Shop and be by section 119 on time so I can pick you and your girly friend up. Got it?!

fuck.. i forgot to ask you... it's her birthday tomorrow as well... any chance i can buy a small cake at the restaurant there? or perhaps get one made? angel... you around?

[Melmart1]

Jess, shall we talk about fucking purses again?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Jess, shall we talk about fucking purses again?

I'd rather you two talk about fucking each other, but that's just me.

[Jekka]

Would these be fucking purses or purses containing fucking accessories?

[Melmart1]

That was never established. We will have to ask Shoog.

[Jekka]

I'm trying to find one of those inflatable sleeping mats for the office at a reasonable price. They have nothing to do with purses, but it would be possible to fuck on one. Probably would be more comfortable than an air mattress - having sex on those can be uncomfortable if they aren't super-inflated.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Something happened in the conversion, but you tell me if this deserves NorCal's own thread...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3240128724506712400

[Jekka]

My office computer won't play videos or let me install the software. Dammit.

[Trainwreck2100]

damn you mel my old sig was the shiite

[Trainwreck2100]

what the fuck how did the new one drop

[Melmart1]

My office computer won't play videos or let me install the software. Dammit.
That sucks. I would be using my Netflix account to watch movies when it's boring. The online streams are smooth. The selection isn't great but I finally saw "Cabaret" the other night.

[Jekka]

That sucks. I would be using my Netflix account to watch movies when it's boring. The online streams are smooth. The selection isn't great but I finally saw "Cabaret" the other night.
I have that on DVD somewhere. Probably with all the other musicals that Manny wouldn't be caught dead watching. Like Jesus Christ Superstar.

[Trainwreck2100]

At my work a 15 year old was buying a pregnancy test. 15 year olds are getting laid and i can't

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

At my work a 15 year old was buying a pregnancy test. 15 year olds are getting laid and i can't

Look on the bright side, you'll never have to worry about your face being edited onto a GIF from The Maury Povich Show.

[Melmart1]

I have that on DVD somewhere. Probably with all the other musicals that Manny wouldn't be caught dead watching. Like Jesus Christ Superstar.
I don't care for Jesus Christ Superstar myself. But I like musicals in general. The PRgay boys do a critique on a musical every monday, and "Cabaret" was today so I watched it so I would know what the hell they were talking about.

[Jekka]

I don't care for Jesus Christ Superstar myself. But I like musicals in general. The PRgay boys do a critique on a musical every monday, and "Cabaret" was today so I watched it so I would know what the hell they were talking about.
That's pretty badass you can watch movies online from a Netflix account, I had no idea you could do that. I may have to start bringing my laptop to work.

[Melmart1]

You get an amount of hours equal to the monthly cost of your membership. Since I have the unlimited/3 at-a-time account, that means that I get 18 hrs free per month of movies. The picture is pretty big or you can watch it full screen, though the picture isn't quite as good.

[Melmart1]

Not everyone has it, they are phasing it in. I just got it like a week ago.

[Jekka]

I'll have to look for it. However, I only have 15 more min. to kill before I go home and attempt to sleep before my 16 hour shift tomorrow. Hooray.

[batman2883]

Pinochio

[Silver21_Black20]

fuck.. i forgot to ask you... it's her birthday tomorrow as well... any chance i can buy a small cake at the restaurant there? or perhaps get one made? angel... you around?

Probably not, too short notice. Take her to the Cheesecake Factory before the game and buy her a slice of cheesecake for her "birthday cake."

Mmmmm...cheesecake :hungry:

[batman2883]

Sb Sb Sb Sb Sb Sb

[jman3000]

Probably not, too short notice. Take her to the Cheesecake Factory before the game and buy her a slice of cheesecake for her "birthday cake."

Mmmmm...cheesecake :hungry:

screw it... i'll just give her whatever i win with my spurs rewards card. hopefully a nice calendar or something.

[NorCal510]

NorCal.


OwnED BItCH!

@school.



i go stupid stupid dummy dummy hyphy up in da bay like yEEE what it do mac dre thizzle dance go stupid.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

screw it... i'll just give her whatever i win with my spurs rewards card. hopefully a nice calendar or something.

The last time I swiped my Rewards card, I got Rasho telling me I won a Sprite.

No doubt that makes the panties drop.

[midgetonadonkey]

OwnED BItCH!

@school.



i go stupid stupid dummy dummy hyphy up in da bay like yEEE what it do mac dre thizzle dance go stupid.

wtf

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

wtf

It's fairly simple: He went stupid, stupid, dummy, dummy.

[NorCal510]

http://static.flickr.com/117/252976245_b31c160561.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/37/82304732_d10e076690.jpg?v=0
http://macdre.atspace.com/images/dre1.jpg
http://macdre.atspace.com/images/macdre10.jpg
http://macdre.atspace.com/images/MacDre8.jpg
http://macdre.atspace.com/images/jaswa.jpg
http://macdre.atspace.com/images/theyay.jpg












THIZZZZZZZ FACE NIGGGGGA!

[Melmart1]

NorCal, quit your shit. Go to the troll forum if you want to act like a little bitch.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Down With Whitey!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

People don't like my distinct smell. I don't know why.

[Trainwreck2100]

My musk never gets the compliments it deserves

[Trainwreck2100]

who the fuck would test drugs out of the kindness of their heart?

[midgetonadonkey]

who the fuck would test drugs out of the kindness of their heart?

I would.

[Trainwreck2100]

I would.


bullshit you'd do it for the money/prospect of getting high.

[midgetonadonkey]

bullshit you'd do it for the money/prospect of getting high.

This is very true, but the kindness of my heart thing would be a close third to those two.

[Trainwreck2100]

midge how do you rate my avi/sig combo?

[Melmart1]

Fake boobs, trannywreck? Is that what this has come to? You seriously need some pussy.

[midgetonadonkey]

What will it take for Trainwreck to get some trim?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I need to take him out and get him laid by a nice Southside cantinera.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nothing like drunken 45 year old ladies.

[Melmart1]

Nothing like drunken 45 year old ladies.
With no or grey teeth cus they smoke too much. I swear those types of women were the ones who got me to quit smoking. Now I only smoke when I :drunk

[midgetonadonkey]

With no or grey teeth cus they smoke too much. I swear those types of women were the ones who got me to quit smoking. Now I only smoke when I :drunk

No teeth=great head

[Melmart1]

Normally I would say "thats just what you heard" but knowing Midge, he probably knows from experience.

[midgetonadonkey]

Actually, the closest I came to a gumjob was a girl that was missing three of her front teeth. The rest were there.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm going to start rapping for a living.

[Melmart1]

Mexican rappers suck. My brother made me listen to some once. When you try to rhyme "two piece and a biscuit from church's" in your rap, you suck.

[midgetonadonkey]

My shit will be real. Like everyday stuff I saw growing up on the streets.

[Melmart1]

will you mention burnt mecco in your raps?

[NorCal510]

u guys should hook up

[midgetonadonkey]

will you mention burnt mecco in your raps?

That is going to be the name of the first 5 songs on the album.

[ChumpDumper]

Mexican rappers suck. My brother made me listen to some once. When you try to rhyme "two piece and a biscuit from church's" in your rap, you suck.I eat 'em and let out a groan like Lurch's.
http://home.iprimus.com.au/scooterj5/lurch.jpg

[Richard Cranium]

Norcal cracks me up! :lmao

[NorCal510]

right when i posted that it gave me the idea to start the thread!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My shit will be real. Like everyday stuff I saw growing up on the streets.

The title of your first single should be "No Chamoy."

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ignore.jpg

Spurstalk just got a whole lot better.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ignore.jpg

Spurstalk just got a whole lot better.

Man, I should name songs more often.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I ever put out an album you get to name my first 8 songs.

[Mr. Emoticon]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ignore.jpg


:rolleyes :dramaquee

[midgetonadonkey]

I like how Mr. Emoticon expresses him/herself with the use of smilies.

[NASpurs]

Midge has a myspace account?

Fag.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is how midge keeps in contact with family and friends. And yes I do agree it is a gay.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge's desktop is actually too midgesque even for him

[NorCal510]

thats a gay desktop

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the midge i know wouldn't care about what temperature, day, or weather was like outside

[NorCal510]

can i get into another fight in here?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Heart's version of Battle of Evermore is worth listening to at least once.

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Cant_Be_Faded, Trainwreck2100, NorCal510, ashbeeigh


trainwreck is in the house, yet he does not speak.

[Trainwreck2100]

alas that i know not what to say

[Trainwreck2100]

and then i discover that once again my sig was removed, and emptyness fills my inner bieng

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm flying to DC tommorow, it's my first time on a plane

[ashbeeigh]

I'll pay someone in alcohol to get a B on my a&p test tomorrow.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm flying to DC tommorow, it's my first time on a planeMake sure you take your Koran with you.

[jman3000]

big apology to sandra for being late... again... traffic was a bitch and i didnt account for the long walk to the att. sorry for any trouble i may have caused you... I had a great time... woulda been better if it wasnt for the 30 dollars worth of beer i drank... jesus what was i thinking :shootme

[ShoogarBear]

I'm flying to DC tommorow, it's my first time on a planeIt's tradition to get a handjob from the flight attendant on your first flight. Make sure you ask for yours.

[ShoogarBear]

big apology to sandra for being late... again... traffic was a bitch and i didnt account for the long walk to the att. sorry for any trouble i may have caused you... I had a great time... woulda been better if it wasnt for the 30 dollars worth of beer i drank... jesus what was i thinking :shootmeI hope she is lying next to you as you are writing this.

[ORION]

It's tradition to get a handjob from the flight attendant on your first flight. Make sure you ask for yours.
I thought you were supposed to ask her to flash you if its your first time. You say your nervous and needed to be calmed down.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck waking up early.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope she is lying next to you as you are writing this.

:pctoss Damn you Shoog.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a beer.

[ORION]

I need a beer.
how about a V8 instead ?

[Jekka]

I need a beer.
Me, too. There's no beer here, though, and I don't want to mix creme de cacao and Dr Pepper again, so looks like it will be a sober morning.

[midgetonadonkey]

how about a V8 instead ?

Does V8 have alcohol?

[ORION]

Does V8 have alcohol?
bloody mary ?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to make a bloody mary and use a tampon to drink it.

[ORION]

I'm going to make a bloody mary and use a tampon to drink it.
that would be funny if you drank a bloodly mary in public and then dipped a tampon in it then rung it out in your mouth and said "yum ,taste like trout"

[midgetonadonkey]

Fantastic.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm dying.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I caught the hiv.

[ashbeeigh]

I think I caught the hiv.

Please don't die.

[ashbeeigh]

Crap. I missed my 3,000 post.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll try not to.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think I may be the only office assistant with a bottle of Vodka and a bottle of Tequila on her desk.

[midgetonadonkey]

Which are you bring over tonight?

[Melmart1]

I need a bottle of each of those on my desk. Only problem is they wouldn't last long.

[Silver21_Black20]

Which are you bring over tonight?

Both :eyebrows

[Silver21_Black20]

big apology to sandra for being late... again... traffic was a bitch and i didnt account for the long walk to the att. sorry for any trouble i may have caused you... I had a great time... woulda been better if it wasnt for the 30 dollars worth of beer i drank... jesus what was i thinking :shootme

Yea...should've been there when I said :madrun That's cool though, y'all got seats and enjoyed yourselves. Cool!

[midgetonadonkey]

Both :eyebrows

Kick ass. Me love tequila shots.

[Melmart1]

Tequila body shots!

[midgetonadonkey]

I love the way you think Mel.

[Melmart1]

I know where I would love to lick salt off of on SB's body. Midge is a lucky man.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know where I would love to lick salt off of on SB's body. Midge is a lucky man.

Where?

[1369]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/s0k0lnik0v/bat_country.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/11499236771149366868339bm0.jpg

I find that one to be more amusing.

[Trainwreck2100]

Donkey king country was an overrated game

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes it was.

[midgetonadonkey]

Donkey Kong III was the greatest Kong game ever.

[Trainwreck2100]

Did you ever play donkey kong 64? With the Kong rap


Donkey
Tiny
Lanky
Diddy
Chunky


H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!

D. K.! Donkey Kong!

* He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
[Break: 2 Measures, Monkey Yells](1)
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt! (2)
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!

[Break: 1 Measure]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!
She shrinks in size to suit her mood!
[Break: 2 Measures]
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
She floats in air and climbs up trees!
[Break: 2 Measures]
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG!
[Break: 2 Measures]
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
[Break: 4 Measures]

He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong...has a funny face
He can handstand when he wants to
And stretch his arms out just for you!
[Break: 1 Measure]
In-flate himself just like a balloon
This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune! HEY!
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong!
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong is here!

[Break: 2 Measures]
He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood!
[Break: 2 Measures]
He can fly real high
with his jetpack on...
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He can make you smile when you hear his tune...
[Break: 1 Measure]
But, Kremlings beware
'cause he's out after you!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
(fading)
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K....

Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!
[Break: 2 Measures]
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy! Hehehe...

[Break: 2 Measures]
Come on Cranky!
Take it to the stage!

** Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
** REPEAT
Oh, yeah!

[Break: 4 Measures]

* REPEAT (and fading)

[midgetonadonkey]

Nope. Never did. Now I'm sorry I missed it.

[Trainwreck2100]

You needed that crappy ass plug in to play it so not many people did.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is that the one with the bongo drums?

[Trainwreck2100]

no, that was for the gamecube, think of this plug in like a video card. It was supposed to have better graphics, so you needed to shove it on your 64. to make it work

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh I remember that. I think the Zelda game used that too.

[Trainwreck2100]

Oh I remember that. I think the Zelda game used that too.

The second one did yes, I never got into the second one but OOT kicked ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't have the patience to play Zelda games. They are long.

[midgetonadonkey]

The only thing I remember about OOT is having to throw chickens in a fenced area.

[Trainwreck2100]

ANd if you tried to kill the chickes they would attack you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bastard chickens.

[Trainwreck2100]

All chickens are bastards

[jman3000]

:lmao @ sandra and vodka... anything over 3 large mixed drinks and she spews... be careful... very careful.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao @ sandra and vodka... anything over 3 large mixed drinks and she spews... be careful... very careful.

That was all within an hour and a half.