Free Quattro Razor (8)

[TheQuattro]

I have ignored my Quattro duties today. For that, I apologize.

Ain't no big deal.....

[leemajors]

lulz. what's next, rufflz?

[leemajors]

btw CF, the planet terror DVD does have machete trailer on it. watching a rip of it right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

I finally got my cable fixed. It is now working to it's full capability.

[ShoogarBear]

I finally got my cable fixed. It is now working to it's full capability.Is "cable" a euphemism for something else?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is "cable" a euphemism for something else?

It's a euphemism for urethra.

[ashbeeigh]

Legally Blonde the Musical is on. I bet Shagia is glued to the television.

[Mister Sinister]

Legally Blonde the Musical is on. I bet Shagia is glued to the television.
Oh, ouch. I am *wounded.*

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am fucking tired.

Covered a game and got off work at 2 a.m., came home and couldn't go to sleep until 4 a.m.

Today's going to suck.

[Melmart1]

I am fucking tired.

Covered a game and got off work at 2 a.m., came home and couldn't go to sleep until 4 a.m.

Today's going to suck.
I barely stayed awake to watch the Sox-Tribe game, I wanted to go to sleep in the 4th inning. I must be getting old.

[midgetonadonkey]

I went to bed at midnight and had to wake up at 3am. I got home at 5 and slept until 10 but that's besides the point.

[Melmart1]

Hell, I want to go back to bed now. Who wakes up at 7:30am on a Saturday if they don't have to? :pctoss

[Insomniac]

I am fucking tired.

Covered a game and got off work at 2 a.m., came home and couldn't go to sleep until 4 a.m.

Today's going to suck.

Yeah it will.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hell, I want to go back to bed now. Who wakes up at 7:30am on a Saturday if they don't have to? :pctoss

Apparently you do.

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, 1Billups1

It's just you and me now.

[1Billups 1]

I'm here too.

[ashbeeigh]

1Billups1 is a motherfucker. Just look at his sig.

[midgetonadonkey]

He's trying to get to my woman!

[ashbeeigh]

take him down midge!

[midgetonadonkey]

Go suck on your labias ashbeeigh.

[Mister Sinister]

FUUUUUUCK, I don't want to go to work today.

[midgetonadonkey]

Then don't go. Quit bitching.

[midgetonadonkey]

What you don't feel like sucking cock for money today? Take a day off of turning gay tricks.

[Mister Sinister]

What you don't feel like sucking cock for money today? Take a day off of turning gay tricks.
I work in a deli, actually.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is that gay slang for whoring?

[Melmart1]

I bet Shagia's tossed a few salads at that deli.

[T Park]

Bet he likes handling the salami too.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking hangovers.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

btw CF, the planet terror DVD does have machete trailer on it. watching a rip of it right now.

The slipcase has a coupon on it so that you can save $5 when you buy "Death Proof"! :lol
I COULD'VE gotten it last night, but I opted for Season 1 of "Squidbillies".
I don't regret my choice one bit either.

[midgetonadonkey]

Squidbillies>>>>any Tarantino film

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Go suck on your labias ashbeeigh.she'd have an easier time with her teats than her labia.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm requesting a moratorium on all posts that combine sexual references and ashbeeigh.
Somethings just don't go together, no matter what the circumstances!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

1) You can all eat me, and I mean that in the most cannibalistic and barbaric way possible. Think Donner Party.

2) Yes, I do toss salad at my job. That's still funny.

3) I have no opinion either way on handling the salami.

[midgetonadonkey]

For some reason I'm awake right now. I shouldn't be. But I am.

[midgetonadonkey]

An hour later...I'm still awake.

[midgetonadonkey]

I might be hungry. Maybe that's it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bill Nye the Science Guy is kick ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to buy taquitos in a little while. Barbacoa sounds good right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't like the current state of the Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss 3rdCoast and atlfan. They are the Godfathers of this thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

Although this separated thread is the bastard child of the original Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

Which I'm still wanting access to so I can print it out.

[midgetonadonkey]

Give Me The Original Quattro!

[midgetonadonkey]

I will make a pdf of it so everyone can learn from it and enjoy.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't think it even exists anymore. I've asked Kori for access to it so I can print it and I've been ignored since the day it was deleted.

[midgetonadonkey]

The original Quattro means more to me than my bastard children.

[midgetonadonkey]

I kid. I have no children. Bastard or otherwise.

[midgetonadonkey]

ATRAIN, ashbeeigh, shangiafrost, samikeyp and other homos don't belong here.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Quattro was one a place for an intellectual bunch of people to discuss things suck as physics, science, math and other things.s

[midgetonadonkey]

It is now a retarded version of what it once was.

[midgetonadonkey]

I m iss the intellegence that was this thread. Many of the posters here don't even 'remember what once was. They wouldn't even know the original creator of the thread or the one that originally pushed it to be what it now is. Can anyone answer these questions?

[midgetonadonkey]

Who founded the original Quattro?

[midgetonadonkey]

Who wanted it to be the free flowing, chat thread it is today??

[midgetonadonkey]

For those that don't know...it starts with and M and ends with an E.

[midgetonadonkey]

Give Me The Original Quattro!

GIVE IT TO ME!!

[Melmart1]

Who founded the original Quattro?
maxpower

[Melmart1]

I am up again at 7:30am :pctoss

[Melmart1]

Maybe cus I went to bed at 12:30am? Seven hours seems reasonable

[Melmart1]

But I am still not a morning person. I am still cranky until I have at least three cups of coffee, breakfast and it is at least 11am.

[ShoogarBear]

For those that don't know...it starts with and M and ends with an E.
maxpower
Nice spellin' job there, Tex.

[midgetonadonkey]

maxpower

No God dammit! :pctoss

I guess nobody actually read the whole original Quattro. Maxpower started the thread but it was Mookie that actually turned it into a neverending chat thread.

[ashbeeigh]

peewee? Is that you who stole midge's password?




The serial posting is out of control.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck yourself cunt. I am the original serial poster. Go hang yourself.

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh, have you ever doubled yourself over and smelled your own taint?

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet your taint stinks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh, do you wipe front to back or back to front?

[Melmart1]

No God dammit! :pctoss

I guess nobody actually read the whole original Quattro. Maxpower started the thread but it was Mookie that actually turned it into a neverending chat thread.
You said "founded," not "turned into something it was never meant to be." To me, founded means started, the foundation for which it is today. Mookie may have built the walls and filled in the rooms with furniture, but maxpower laid the concrete ... The mookie crew changed it into random Victoria musings. Then, atlfan and 3rd coast turned it into Schertz musings. The quattro as it is today is more of what atlfan and 3rd did, not the mookie crew.

[midgetonadonkey]

You said "founded," not "turned into something it was never meant to be." To me, founded means started, the foundation for which it is today. Mookie may have built the walls and filled in the rooms with furniture, but maxpower laid the concrete ... The mookie crew changed it into random Victoria musings. Then, atlfan and 3rd coast turned it into Schertz musings. The quattro as it is today is more of what atlfan and 3rd did, not the mookie crew.

Wow.

You are correct. Your knowledge of the Quattro is impressive.

[midgetonadonkey]

God dammit ashbeeigh. ANSWER ME!!!

[Melmart1]

Wow.

You are correct. Your knowledge of the Quattro is impressive.
I know my shit, and I have been here a long time. And I do try and regulate. I have managed to chase a few out of here but nobody backs me up.

[midgetonadonkey]

From now on I will back you up. We will get the fags out of here. I have been off of my game for a while. It's time for old school midge.

[Melmart1]

We will never get ashbeeigh out of here. She is an attention whore of the highest order. She loves the negative reinforcement. I say we all ignore her from now on.

[Melmart1]

I would say the ones I really want to get out of here but that would just strengthen their resolve to stay

[midgetonadonkey]

I will ignore her once I get an answer. I want to know if she has ever smelled her own taint.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think we should all go to the ATT Center on Friday and heckle Melmart.

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart is going to be at the ATT Center?

[Melmart1]

I think we should all go to the ATT Center on Friday and heckle Melmart.
Fuck you, blaze. Fuck you straight to chinky hell.

[Melmart1]

Melmart is going to be at the ATT Center?
Pay no attention to the man behind the bamboo curtain.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to heckle Melmart. Give me details.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Call me a chinky, will you? Bwahahahahaha!

If I wasn't working my own game, I'd go heckle you, too.

[midgetonadonkey]

Tell me what time to be there Chinky. I'll heckle her for you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Tell me what time to be there Chinky. I'll heckle her for you.

I should go heckle you at the library for that.

[Melmart1]

Library hecklers. Hahaha.

[midgetonadonkey]

lol

That would be fun. Do it. Come heckle me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Let's go, Mel.

[Melmart1]

:lol hell no, I am actually working while I am farting around on here. MLN has the slooowest upload process evar.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I didn't say now. I'm working, too.

[Melmart1]

Then later ... Cowboys time, baby! I haven't even gone into the NFL forum to see what its like in there.

[Melmart1]

I didn't say now. I'm working, too.
OOps, I thought you meant now. I don't speak Mandarin.

[midgetonadonkey]

I work m-f. I'm not there now dumbasses.

[Melmart1]

I work m-f. I'm not there now dumbasses.
Is peewee there? He would be fun to heckle.

[midgetonadonkey]

OOps, I thought you meant now. I don't speak Mandarin.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ghoulies12shot3lvv4.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Is peewee there? He would be fun to heckle.

No. He ate out our Jap boss to get weekends off.

[Melmart1]

No. He ate out our Jap boss to get weekends off.
Did she taste like Ramen?

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart is on FIYA!!!!

You are making me lol more than ever today.

[Melmart1]

I am to please. Like the mustard in your avatar.

[Melmart1]

I love that avatar. It's better than the princess getting boinked.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did she taste like Ramen?

He probably had to eat somebody else out an hour later.

[Melmart1]

He probably had to eat somebody else out an hour later.
As long as both were MSG-free, it will be OK.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

As long as both were MSG-free, it will be OK.

I'm all for extra cunnilingus.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love that avatar. It's better than the princess getting boinked.

I too have fallen in love with this avatar. I love it so much I think I have decided to make it permanent.

[Melmart1]

I'm all fol extra cunnilingus with a side of fly lice
Fixed.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fixed.

If I couldn't pronounce simple words like "for," "fried" and "rice," why would I be able to correctly pronounce "cunnilingus"?

[Melmart1]

cunniringus?

[Melmart1]

And fuck you, Midge. I am not telling you where I will be Friday or any other day. FUck you for sending me those digusting pics.

[Melmart1]

cunniringus?
Ew. That sounds like she has vaginal ringworm or something.

[Melmart1]

Is there such a thing as vaginal ringworm? Let's ask ashbeeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

And fuck you, Midge. I am not telling you where I will be Friday or any other day. FUck you for sending me those digusting pics.

lol

I got you!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Melmart is going to be out in public on Friday? Somebody should take pictures.

[Melmart1]

Melmart is going to be out in public on Friday? Somebody should take pictures.
I am out in public everyday.

[ShoogarBear]

Somebody should take pictures.

[Melmart1]

Pictures of me exist. I have at least five mugshots that I can remember.

[Melmart1]

They also take your picture everytime they admit you to the asylum.

[Melmart1]

Luckily I don't look like Nick Nolte in any of them.

[Melmart1]

http://www.happinessonline.org/MoralCode/images/nicknolte4.jpg

Best mugshot evar.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just farted and it smelled like death.

[ShoogarBear]

Mel, you should take a picture posing like your avatar.

[Melmart1]

I just farted and it smelled like death.
If you are what you eat, and your farts smell like what you eat, what does this say about Sandra?

[Melmart1]

Mel, you should take a picture posing like your avatar.
This is a brilliant idea. Where can I find a bar of red soap? I only use shower gel or sugar scrubs.

[Melmart1]

I do have some eyeglasses somewhere. But they are much smaller than those in the picture.

[ShoogarBear]

What are sugar scrubs?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If you are what you eat, and your farts smell like what you eat, what does this say about Sandra?

That it's the cycle of life... what begins anew must end when it's through.

[midgetonadonkey]

If you are what you eat, and your farts smell like what you eat, what does this say about Sandra?

It's been a couple of weeks since I've eaten Sandra so my farts say nothing about her.

[peewee's lovechild]

It would be fun to have a Chinky ass yellow belly try and heckle us at the library.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's been a couple of weeks since I've eaten Sandra so my farts say nothing about her.

She received no stimulation from it.

What's that say about your technique, or lack of it?

[ShoogarBear]

How do you respond to a library heckler? Shhhhh?

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to know what Melmart will be doing Friday at the AT&T.

Midge and I should go check it out.

[peewee's lovechild]

How do you respond to a library heckler? Shhhhh?

You laugh at the Yella' Belly.

[midgetonadonkey]

She received no stimulation from it.

What's that say about your technique, or lack of it?

I've probably said too much now so I can't talk about how she was crawling up the walls.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to know what Melmart will be doing Friday at the AT&T.

Midge and I should go check it out.

Fuck yeah. We need to find out what is going on Friday.

[Melmart1]

What are sugar scrubs?
Exfoliants that have sugar in them.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've probably said too much now so I can't talk about how she was crawling up the walls.

So, you farted on her face and climbing up the walls was her only way of escaping the gassy tendrils of death?

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck yeah. We need to find out what is going on Friday.

I need to know how to dress for such an ocassion.

[midgetonadonkey]

So, you farted on her face and climbing up the walls was her only way of escaping the gassy tendrils of death?

Yes.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to know how to dress for such an ocassion.

I'm going to wear a bow tie. You should do the same.

[peewee's lovechild]

Exfoliants that have sugar in them.

I rub my body with sugar to attract the ants so that anteaters can come lick my balls.

[Melmart1]

It's been a couple of weeks since I've eaten Sandra so my farts say nothing about her.
:nope

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to wear a bow tie. You should do the same.

The one with pink polka dots?

You want to borrow the matching boxer briefs?

[midgetonadonkey]

:nope

Did I say too much?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did I say too much?

I think she's complaining you haven't done it too much.

[Melmart1]

Did I say too much?
Get eating! Or else maybe I will. I might have a chance!

[Melmart1]

On second thought, don't do anything, Midge. Let her get horny then I will be there for her, like a good friend. Muahahahaha.

[peewee's lovechild]

On second thought, don't do anything, Midge. Let her get horny then I will be there for her, like a good friend. Muahahahaha.

Can I be there to watch?

I'll be real quite like.
You won't even know I'm there.

I just want to see it happen.

And, if you guys should need something to play with . . . I'll be more than happy to lend you whatever body parts you will be needing.

[ShoogarBear]

Can I be there to watch?

I'll be real quite like.
You won't even know I'm there.

I just want to see it happen.

And, if you guys should need something to play with . . . I'll be more than happy to lend you whatever body parts you will be needing.Aren't you still on ignore?

I'll help you here.

[Melmart1]

Aren't you still on ignore?

I'll help you here.
If it turns out that Sandra is as tight as a coffee stirrer, then I will borrow your parts. If not, why bother?

[peewee's lovechild]

If it turns out that Sandra is as tight as a coffee stirrer, then I will borrow your parts. If not, why bother?

Being that she's with Midge, she more than likely is as tight as a coffee stirrer.

[midgetonadonkey]

Being that she's with Midge, she more than likely is as tight as a coffee stirrer.

That's not cool.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's not cool.

You are known for your relatively small penis.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You are known for your relatively small penis.

I'm pretty sure the knowledge of that isn't so well-known.

Why you can speak with certainty about it is a mystery.

[midgetonadonkey]

I do have a small penis but it isn't really well known.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm pretty sure the knowledge of that isn't so well-known.

Why you can speak with certainty about it is a mystery.

I was there for their first night of intercourse, or what goes by for intercourse in the Midge household.

We were all drunk.

It's a long story, but suffice it to say he's got a small penis.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was there for their first night of intercourse, or what goes by for intercourse in the Midge household.

We were all drunk.

It's a long story, but suffice it to say he's got a small penis.

Lies!!!

Don't even say shit like that. People will believe it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Lies!!!

Don't even say shit like that. People will believe it.

Denile is not a river in Egypt.

[midgetonadonkey]

Denile is not a river in Egypt.

I heard that in rehab but denial was spelled correctly.

[peewee's lovechild]

I heard that in rehab but denial was spelled correctly.

It's hard to spell when you've had 7 tall boys.

Pabst Blue Ribbon Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh yea, you still owe me a box of condoms frrom that night.

Fuck, how long do I have to wait for that shit?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you all.

[CuckingFunt]

Except Melmart.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's hard to spell when you've had 7 tall boys.

Pabst Blue Ribbon Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do they sell talls of Pabst?

[Melmart1]

Except Melmart.
How YOU doin' :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

Where do they sell talls of Pabst?

HEB on Austin Highway.

[peewee's lovechild]

How YOU doin' :eyebrows

Hey, that's my line!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck you all.

Fuck you, too.

[CuckingFunt]

Midge should keep the mustard bukkake as his avatar forever, but make this his sig:

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6442/necromarioxg9.gif


Then it would be like the best of both worlds.

[CuckingFunt]

How YOU doin' :eyebrows
Horny and irritable. You?

[mookie2001]

how is this quattro 8?, even if youre estimating its got to be 20 or 25

[Melmart1]

Horny and irritable. You?
I can cure both of those with one move.

[CuckingFunt]

I can cure both of those with one move.
Efficiency is but one of several reasons I love you so.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not sure that I'm okay with Melmart hitting on my e-girlfriend.

I'm getting a little pissed here.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not sure that I'm okay with Melmart hitting on my e-girlfriend.

I'm getting a little pissed here.
Hate to break it to you, but Melmart is allowed to hit on me whenever she wants.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hate to break it to you, but Melmart is allowed to hit on me whenever she wants.

I refuse to accept this!!!

Our e-relationship hangs in the balance.

[Melmart1]

I have always flirted with CF, before there was a peewee. If anything, peewee gets sloopy seconds.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wouldn't it be easier to just say e-lationship?

[CuckingFunt]

I refuse to accept this!!!

Our e-relationship hangs in the balance.
Don't act so outraged when you're the one flirting with ashbeeigh all the time.

Fucking ashbeeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

I refuse to accept this!!!

Our e-relationship hangs in the balance.

It's hot. Don't refuse a hot lesbian relationship.

Fag.

[CuckingFunt]

I have always flirted with CF, before there was a peewee. If anything, peewee gets sloopy seconds.
Who you callin' sloopy?

[Melmart1]

It's hot. Don't refuse a hot lesbian relationship.

Fag.
No shit. Most men would love a little girl-on-girl. Peewee has homosexual tendencies.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wouldn't it be easier to just say e-lationship?

I would just be worried that you would pronounce it "e-rationship".

[peewee's lovechild]

I have always flirted with CF, before there was a peewee. If anything, peewee gets sloopy seconds.

In this case, sloppy seconds are cool only if I'm a part of it.

You're leaving me out of this soire.

That bothers me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't act so outraged when you're the one flirting with ashbeeigh all the time.

Fucking ashbeeigh.

It's all in response to your blatant flirtation with Mel.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's hot. Don't refuse a hot lesbian relationship.

Fag.

I'm only against it because I'm not part of it.

But, fuck yea, I would more than love a threesome with Mel and The Funt.

[peewee's lovechild]

No shit. Most men would love a little girl-on-girl. Peewee has homosexual tendencies.

I love the girl-on-girl.
But, I want to be part of it too.

I say we should try it.

[CuckingFunt]

It's all in response to your blatant flirtation with Mel.
Lies.

And, even if it were the truth, there are some lines that you just do not cross.

The knock that my self esteem has taken by being considered replacable by that wall eyed freak would have landed a weaker person on suicide watch.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm only against it because I'm not part of it.

But, fuck yea, I would more than love a threesome with Mel and The Funt.

You lie. Everyone knows you would love to see nothing but cock.

Fag.

You are a cock loving fag. Admit it.

[peewee's lovechild]

The knock that my self esteem has taken by being considered replacable by that wall eyed freak would have landed a weaker person on suicide watch.

I apologize for that.

But, that flirtation with Mel is killing me.

A lesser man would have cut his penis off at this point.

[peewee's lovechild]

You lie. Everyone knows you would love to see nothing but cock.

Fag.

You are a cock loving fag. Admit it.

You just want me to be a fag so you could have your fag way with me.

It's not going to happen.

[peewee's lovechild]

And quit trying to pinch my ass at work.

I'm not gonna be putting up with that shit for much longer.

[midgetonadonkey]

You just want me to be a fag so you could have your fag way with me.

It's not going to happen.

It's the complete opposite. You tell me to bend over when I walk in your office because you want to fuck me. I say no because I'm no fag.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I would just be worried that you would pronounce it "e-rationship".

You late-comers don't realize all the jokes have already been made many times before.

Come up with better funny.

[Melmart1]

You late-comers don't realize all the jokes have already been made many times before.

Come up with better funny.
Peewee is incapable of coming up with better funny. Mostly because he is not funny in the first place, so there is really nothing to improve upon.

[peewee's lovechild]

You late-comers don't realize all the jokes have already been made many times before.

Come up with better funny.

I will try sensei.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee is incapable of coming up with better funny. Mostly because he is not funny in the first place, so there is really nothing to improve upon.

Hey, I'm trying.

[CuckingFunt]

I am finding it nearly impossible to motivate myself to do anything today.

[RichardSimmons]

You are a cock loving fag. Admit it.

I admit it. Now why don't you do the same? :elephant

[CuckingFunt]

Tyra Banks yelling at teenage girls as if anyone gives a shit what she has to say = funny.

[Mister Sinister]

I saw the episode of her show where she had a bunch of Satanists as guests...I remember one of them being Anton LaVey's grandson. It was cool.

[RashoFan]

I am finding it nearly impossible to motivate myself to do anything today.
I feel that exact same way!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck it!
The day's essentially over!
Just drink in celebration of that fact!
:drunk

[RashoFan]

Horny and irritable. You?


I can cure both of those with one move.


Efficiency is but one of several reasons I love you so.

I have entertained the thought of switching sides.....I may want to take notes....

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck it!
The day's essentially over!
Just drink in celebration of that fact!
:drunkHush with that.

I'm finally being kinda/sorta semi-productive.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hush with that.

I'm finally being kinda/sorta semi-productive.

It's Sunday!!!
What's the fucking point at this time of day?!?!?

[CuckingFunt]

I have entertained the thought of switching sides.....I may want to take notes....I've always been happy with my decision not to pick sides.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have entertained the thought of switching sides.....I may want to take notes....

Just straddle the fence.

[CuckingFunt]

It's Sunday!!!
What's the fucking point at this time of day?!?!?Don't know.

I'd be okay with the idea of giving up and considering the weekend wasted if I had something else to do. BUT, since the only alternative is continuing to sit around and watch TV... figure I might as well get a little homework done.

[Melmart1]

You don't THINK about switching sides, you either feel it or you don't. You either like eating pussy or you don't. You can't switch if you don't like pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

You don't THINK about switching sides, you either feel it or you don't. You either like eating pussy or you don't. You can't switch if you don't like pussy.Indeed.

[RashoFan]

To each her/his own....
mine is laced with the thoughts of revenge....

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You either like eating pussy.

FTFM.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

To each her/his own....
mine is laced with the thoughts of revenge....

I'll film it and market its mass release.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You either like eating pussy or you don't.

This is sig worthy.

[RashoFan]

You don't THINK about switching sides, you either feel it or you don't. You either like eating pussy or you don't. You can't switch if you don't like pussy.
Fair enough...just getting tired of dicks with dicks...

[CuckingFunt]

This is sig worthy.For my own selfish reasons, I'd hope this would be an addition and not a replacement.

[RashoFan]

I'll film it and market its mass release.
You would you media hound

[CuckingFunt]

Fair enough...just getting tired of dicks with dicks...I can tell you the same thing I've told friends who've "switched" for the same reason -- there is nothing that will make you appreciate men quite so much as dating a woman.

[Melmart1]

To each her/his own....
mine is laced with the thoughts of revenge....
Women will break your heart just as much as men. It's fucking stupid to switch over a man. All you are doing is depriving yourself of one of the things that will help you get over your ex -- a new cock.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

For my own selfish reasons, I'd hope this would be an addition and not a replacement.

And give up your brilliant post of wisdom?!?!
Not a fucking chance!!

[Melmart1]

FTFM.
:wtf You are a gotdamned writer, spell it out. I don't know all these internet acronyms.

[CuckingFunt]

And give up your brilliant post of wisdom?!?!
Not a fucking chance!!:clap

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'll film it and market its mass release.

Need an assistant for this project?
I'm sure I can clear my calendar of drinking and watching sports to carve out some time to help here.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:wtf You are a gotdamned writer, spell it out. I don't know all these internet acronyms.

Fixed That For Me.

[RashoFan]

Women will break your heart just as much as men. It's fucking stupid to switch over a man. All you are doing is depriving yourself of one of the things that will help you get over your ex -- a new cock.
In general, men or women will break your heart, that is a part of life. I just have not found a real connection with any man so far, I have a real connection with a woman recently, we are very alike in many ways and if anyone in the world can understand me it is her.
But I agree...I need some new dick!

[ShoogarBear]

:wtf You are a gotdamned writer, spell it out. I don't know all these internet acronyms.WTHN?

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/10_11_07_Your_Life_on_Sex_Toys/images/main_image.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

In general, men or women will break your heart, that is a part of life. I just have not found a real connection with any man so far, I have a real connection with a woman recently, we are very alike in many ways and if anyone in the world can understand me it is her.
But I agree...I need some new dick!

Well, if you ever decide to make THAT "connection", PLEASE send us all links to the video!
:spin

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/10_11_07_Your_Life_on_Sex_Toys/images/main_image.jpgThe girl on the right isn't smiling anywhere close to big enough.

[peewee's lovechild]

In general, men or women will break your heart, that is a part of life. I just have not found a real connection with any man so far, I have a real connection with a woman recently, we are very alike in many ways and if anyone in the world can understand me it is her.
But I agree...I need some new dick!

Ahem!

[Melmart1]

The girl on the right isn't smiling anywhere close to big enough.
She hasn't used the vibrator yet.

[Melmart1]

Uhh, peewee ... she needs new cock, but not if it means becoming someone's sancha.

[Melmart1]

And I still think Rashofan is just reacting to a bad breakup. But what do I know. Maybe she does like pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

She hasn't used the vibrator yet.That could be it.

If she'd already taken it for a test drive, she'd be drooling.

[peewee's lovechild]

Uhh, peewee ... she needs new cock, but not if it means becoming someone's sancha.

Hey, a cock's a cock.

And, I'm willing to supply.
I just want to help.

[peewee's lovechild]

That could be it.

If she'd already taken it for a test drive, she'd be drooling.

Maybe I could let Rashofan take me for a test drive.

I'm sure there would be some drooling involved.

[RashoFan]

And I still think Rashofan is just reacting to a bad breakup.
This much is very true....

[peewee's lovechild]

This much is very true....

Well, think of me as a band-aid.

[RashoFan]

Maybe I could let Rashofan take me for a test drive.

I'm sure there would be some drooling involved.
Thanks for the offer....

[RashoFan]

but i will have to decline....

[CuckingFunt]

I've been living in the new place for a couple months now, and I still haven't figured out why all of the health nut, vegan, yoga-five-times-a-day hippies smoke cigarettes.

There's something there that just doesn't quite add up.

[peewee's lovechild]

Thanks for the offer....

:eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

but i will have to decline....

:depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

I've been living in the new place for a couple months now, and I still haven't figured out why all of the health nut, vegan, yoga-five-times-a-day hippies smoke cigarettes.

There's something there that just doesn't quite add up.

That's funny.

I'm giving up ciggs and I'm picking up the vegan diet.

That's only because I have to.

[Mister Sinister]

I pissed off a vegan at work today.

[RashoFan]

Maybe she does like pussy.
I have never tried....
It just seems that one girl can truely understand another girl and for the most part know how to please....
I would just like to have a real deep connection with someone and right now it looks like I have that with another woman.
just considering options

[Mister Sinister]

She got pissy at me because we didn't have a vegan aisle in the store.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Um, peewee?
ashbeeigh is here.
I realize that you want to help a fellow SpursTalk poster in her time of need, but ash is BOUND to get jealous by your actions.
Just a thought...

[peewee's lovechild]

Um, peewee?
ashbeeigh is here.
I realize that you want to help a fellow SpursTalk poster in her time of need, but ash is BOUND to get jealous by your actions.
Just a thought...

I promised The Funt I would stop.

Her flirtations with Mel have been driving me crazy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have never tried....
It just seems that one girl can truely understand another girl and for the most part know how to please....
I would just like to have a real deep connection with someone and right now it looks like I have that with another woman.
just considering options

You need to see the movie "Kissing Jessica Stein".

You seem to be going through what the title character went through.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I promised The Funt I would stop.

Her flirtations with Mel have been driving me crazy.

Understood.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

One of these days/nights, we need to organize a Quattro group drunk posting session.

[CuckingFunt]

I have never tried....
It just seems that one girl can truely understand another girl and for the most part know how to please....
I would just like to have a real deep connection with someone and right now it looks like I have that with another woman.
just considering optionsI'd think it would be hard to force a physical attraction if it's not there.

But, otherwise, do whatever you feel right with.

[CuckingFunt]

One of these days/nights, we need to organize a Quattro group drunk posting session.I wouldn't be any fun. I tend to maintain accuracy even when I'm drunk, I'm just slower about it.