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Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 07:35 PM
I wouldn't be any fun. I tend to maintain accuracy even when I'm drunk, I'm just slower about it.
I think that everyone is guilty of that, but you know that the odd typo is still bound to get through.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:37 PM
One of these days/nights, we need to organize a Quattro group drunk posting session.
Sounds badass.
Just let me know when.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:38 PM
I'm already doing it.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:38 PM
Midge is already drunk of his ass.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:38 PM
So, we have a head start.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 07:39 PM
I've killed roughly a sixer or so in an hour and a half, so I'm well on my way.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 07:41 PM
Drink several for me then!
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:41 PM
I've killed roughly a sixer or so in an hour and a half, so I'm well on my way.
I've knocked down several Pabst Blues.
I'm about to go on a drunken rampage.
But, I'm feeling a little lazy.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:42 PM
Drink several for me then!
How 'bout if you drink them with me??
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 07:42 PM
I've knocked down several Pabst Blues.
I'm about to go on a drunken rampage.
But, I'm feeling a little lazy.
Fuck it, dude.
Why hold back?
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 07:43 PM
I had a grand total of seven drinks on Friday night and barely felt buzzed when I went to sleep, but still woke up on Saturday morning with a hangover. Fuck that shit.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 07:43 PM
Eh. I don't drink.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 07:44 PM
Drink several for me then!
Or they could be drank/drunk/drinken/whatever the correct tense is OFF of you!
:clap
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 07:45 PM
Or they could be drank/drunk/drinken/whatever the correct tense is OFF of you!
:clap
It'd be "drunk off of you", methinks.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:48 PM
Eh. I don't drink.
You'll get to 21 soon enough, son.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:48 PM
Have you gotten pubes yet?
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:48 PM
Arm pit hair?
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:48 PM
Curly ass hair?
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:49 PM
Fuck it, dude.
Why hold back?
It takes a lot of energy for a drunken rampage.
I'm feeling lazy.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 07:49 PM
You'll get to 21 soon enough, son.
That's part of why I don't drink, but, really, I just have no desire to. And I'm about 20 months from 21 at the moment. But...eh. It's not my thing.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 07:51 PM
It takes a lot of energy for a drunken rampage.
I'm feeling lazy.
Just fucking do it and worry about regretting it later.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:55 PM
That's part of why I don't drink, but, really, I just have no desire to. And I'm about 20 months from 21 at the moment. But...eh. It's not my thing.
You have no passion for life.
You make me sick.
How can a boy on the cusp of becoming a man not like the drink??
Disgusting.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 07:55 PM
Just fucking do it and worry about regretting it later.
I need motivation.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 07:58 PM
You have no passion for life.
You make me sick.
How can a boy on the cusp of becoming a man not like the drink??
Disgusting.
My recent and futile attempts to defend A) my bisexuality and B) not coming out to my parents have sapped my passion for life lately.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 08:01 PM
How 'bout if you drink them with me??
sorry, I am taking antibiotics and no alcohol for me right now
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:01 PM
My recent and futile attempts to defend A) my bisexuality and B) not coming out to my parents have sapped my passion for life lately.
Shove a carrot up your ass and gay up to your situation in life!!!!
Boy, you'll find that the world of alchohol will give you more answers than a 10 year relationship with a shrink will ever give you.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 08:02 PM
Boy, you'll find that the world of alchohol will give you more answers than a 10 year relationship with a shrink will ever give you.
This is true.
It's just the accuracy of those answers that you have to worry about.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:02 PM
Shove a carrot up your ass and gay up to your situation in life!!!!
Boy, you'll find that the world of alchohol will give you more answers than a 10 year relationship with a shrink will ever give you.
Ok, I'm going to just ignore the first half of that post.
I don't see a shrink, currently. The last one I saw was actually my senior English teacher (he taught psych as well, and is a practicing psychologist), and I liked him. I look for answers in life itself.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:03 PM
sorry, I am taking antibiotics and no alcohol for me right now
According to JAMA (Journal of the American Medical Association, or some shit like that), alcohol helps with the distribution of the medicine in question.
Soooooo, let's drink some.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:04 PM
I look for answers in life itself.
That is defeatest talk, son.
I say, fuck all that.
Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker will give you the answers you seek.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:05 PM
So will Mr. Budweiser and his mistress Shiner Bock.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:06 PM
That is defeatist talk, son.
I say, fuck all that.
Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker will give you the answers you seek.
What can I say, I'm a thinker. Hell, I probably think too much.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:08 PM
What can I say, I'm a thinker. Hell, I probably think too much.
Shove an eggplant up your ass and forget about this thinking bullshit.
Let Jim Beam do the thinking for you.
You won't regret it.
Look at me, I'm a well adjusted adult citizen.
I owe it all to the Anheiser-Bush family.
They have saved me.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:09 PM
Shove an eggplant up your ass and forget about this thinking bullshit.
Let Jim Beam do the thinking for you.
You won't regret it.
Look at me, I'm a well adjusted adult citizen.
I owe it all to the Anheuser-Busch family.
They have saved me.
Nah. I'll pass, despite the fact that your suggested course of action would, undoubtedly, be easier.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:11 PM
Nah. I'll pass, despite the fact that your suggested course of action would, undoubtedly, be easier.
Fuck it.
Then just shove an ear of corn up your ass.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:12 PM
Fuck it.
Then just shove an ear of corn up your ass.
I meant the alcohol, not sticking produce up my ass.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 08:13 PM
God damn I want fast food tonight.
I very, VERY rarely eat that shit, but all of a sudden I want some.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:14 PM
If you have to do fast food, avoid the golden arches. That shit's emergency rations only. Go to BK, Wendy's, or something like that.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 08:17 PM
If you have to do fast food, avoid the golden arches. That shit's emergency rations only. Go to BK, Wendy's, or something like that.I hate McDonald's. I'll have a hankering for a 6-piece McNuggets every coupld of years or so, but otherwise you couldn't pay me to eat there.
What I really want is Jack in the Box, but the closest one is about a fifteen minute drive one way and that many calories just isn't worth the drive. I'll probably either make a salad, or get take out from the kebab place.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:17 PM
Listen to the boy Funt.
Mickey D's is evil.
Just don't do what the boy does though, shoving endives up his ass and what not.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 08:18 PM
According to JAMA (Journal of the American Medical Association, or some shit like that), alcohol helps with the distribution of the medicine in question.
Soooooo, let's drink some.
Damn...you just played the JAMA card...i don't believe it...:lol
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 08:18 PM
What I really want is Jack in the Box, but the closest one is about a fifteen minute drive one way and that many calories just isn't worth the drive.
"Cheese, meat, cheese, cheese, meat, and that's it!"
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:18 PM
I hate McDonald's. I'll have a hankering for a 6-piece McNuggets every coupld of years or so, but otherwise you couldn't pay me to eat there.
What I really want is Jack in the Box, but the closest one is about a fifteen minute drive one way and that many calories just isn't worth the drive. I'll probably either make a salad, or get take out from the kebab place.
Kebabs are cool.
But be wary of Middle Easterners making them.
They could be lacing the kebabs with anthrax or some crazy shit like that.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:19 PM
I hate McDonald's. I'll have a hankering for a 6-piece McNuggets every coupld of years or so, but otherwise you couldn't pay me to eat there.
What I really want is Jack in the Box, but the closest one is about a fifteen minute drive one way and that many calories just isn't worth the drive. I'll probably either make a salad, or get take out from the kebab place.
Probably a good call. Oh, fuckballs, that reminds me. I need to buy more ramen.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:19 PM
Damn...you just played the JAMA card...i don't believe it...:lol
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Still, there's no denying the wisdom of JAMA.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 08:20 PM
"Cheese, meat, cheese, cheese, meat, and that's it!"The Ultimate Cheeseburger is a grease-laden gift from the Gods.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:20 PM
Probably a good call. Oh, fuckballs, that reminds me. I need to buy more ramen.
Don't go shoving those noodles in your person.
You need to stick to produce.
Of course, alcohol will solve this problem.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 08:21 PM
Damn...you just played the JAMA card...i don't believe it...:lolNever underestimate the periodical access of library employees.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:21 PM
Don't go shoving those noodles in your person.
You need to stick to produce.
Of course, alcohol will solve this problem.
Can you....you know, stop with the produce? And in any case, I eat those noodles.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:21 PM
By the truckload.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:21 PM
The Ultimate Cheeseburger is a grease-laden gift from the Gods.
If I'm going to die of a heart attack, there's nothing like the Ultimate Cheeseburger to hasten my death.
That stuff is the shit!!!!!!!!!
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:22 PM
Can you....you know, stop with the produce? And in any case, I eat those noodles.
When you say that you "eat those noodle", exactly what are you trying to say here?
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:24 PM
When you say that you "eat those noodle", exactly what are you trying to say here?
I mean I put a measuring cup of water in the microwave, nuking it for 5 minutes, pouring the now-hot water into the cup of insta-ramen, let it cool off, and eat the contents of said cup.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 08:25 PM
The Ultimate Cheeseburger is a grease-laden gift from the Gods.
You'd love living in my neighborhood.
I have maybe a 3 minute walk to an In 'N Out, and maybe another 5 minute walk to a Jack In the Box beyond that.
Oh, and before you get to the JITB, you'll pass a Del Taco.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 08:25 PM
I was never as fond of the Cup O' Noodles type ramen as I was the kind that comes in the bag.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 08:26 PM
Damn, that accident on the 5 on Friday REALLY fucked traffic up!!!!
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 08:26 PM
You'd love living in my neighborhood.
I have maybe a 3 minute walk to an In 'N Out, and maybe another 5 minute walk to a Jack In the Box beyond that.
Oh, and before you get to the JITB, you'll pass a Del Taco.I've never liked Del Taco, but I do miss the In 'N Outs of LA. Nowhere else gets the fries right.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:26 PM
I was never as fond of the Cup O' Noodles type ramen as I was the kind that comes in the bag.
I'll eat either, actually. I buy them in bulk whenever they go on sale, and they tend to do that at work when it gets closer to winter, so...eh.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 08:28 PM
I've never liked Del Taco, but I do miss the In 'N Outs of LA. Nowhere else gets the fries right.
Del Taco's "Taco Tuesdays" are awesome!
3 tacos for $1.09.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:29 PM
I mean I put a measuring cup of water in the microwave, nuking it for 5 minutes, pouring the now-hot water into the cup of insta-ramen, let it cool off, and eat the contents of said cup.
Well, if you're not shoving it up your ass, then you're not gay at all.
You confuse me, son.
You confuse me.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:31 PM
What the shit is a Del Taco??
Is it like Taco Bell or Taco Cabana?
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 08:31 PM
What the shit is a Del Taco??
Is it like Taco Bell or Taco Cabana?
Similar, yeah.
We don't have Taco Cabanas out here.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:32 PM
Well, if you're not shoving it up your ass, then you're not gay at all.
You confuse me, son.
You confuse me.
:pctoss
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:36 PM
Similar, yeah.
We don't have Taco Cabanas out here.
Similar to which one?
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:39 PM
Fuck, now I feel like eating some tacos.
There's nothing like the taquitos I used to eat at Mexico.
God damn I miss that shit!!!!!!!!!!!
6 to 10 taquitos packed with bistek, avocoado, queso blanco, and cilantro. Add some frijoles charros to that with an apple Joya soda.
God damn, I miss Mexico.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 08:39 PM
Similar to which one?
Taco Bell.
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 08:40 PM
Legally Blonde the musical is on...again! Oh my Shagia!
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:41 PM
Legally Blonde the musical is on...again! Oh my Shagia!
The only musicals I like are The Producers, Phantom of the Opera, and Jesus Christ Superstar. :flipoff
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 08:44 PM
And that's why you answered during the commercial. mmmhmm.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:45 PM
The only musicals I like are The Producers, Phantom of the Opera, and Jesus Christ Superstar. :flipoff
That's as gay as buttsechs.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:45 PM
My TV up here is off....and, it, doesn't have cable.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:46 PM
That's as gay as buttsechs.
Eh.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:46 PM
Taco Bell.
Taco Bell is as evil as Barbara Bush's vagina.
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 08:48 PM
My TV up here is off....and, it, doesn't have cable.
:lmao The fact that you're defending yourself makes me wonder.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:49 PM
:lmao The fact that you're defending yourself makes me wonder.
I'm only humoring you because I'm bored. The fact that you give a shit what I watch confuses me, however.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:49 PM
Also, I love how, in the troll forum, I'm not gay, but in here, I am.
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 08:50 PM
I'm only humoring you because I'm bored. The fact that you give a shit what I watch confuses me, however.
humor or not, you're still defending yourself.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 08:51 PM
humor or not, you're still defending yourself.
Right, but I'm only doing it to have something to do, not because I actually feel any real need to defend myself.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 08:54 PM
Taco Bell is as evil as Barbara Bush's vagina.There are a few items at Taco Bell that I like, but I'm incredibly bothered by people who consider it Mexican food.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 08:54 PM
Taco Bell is as evil as Barbara Bush's vagina.
W's mother or daughter.
Clarification is necessary here.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 08:54 PM
You'd love living in my neighborhood.
I have maybe a 3 minute walk to an In 'N Out, and maybe another 5 minute walk to a Jack In the Box beyond that.
Oh, and before you get to the JITB, you'll pass a Del Taco.
mmmm. In n Out burgers ahve the best fries...better than McD's IMHO.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 08:57 PM
Funt,
did you ever try Top's Burgers when you lived down here?
What did you think?
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 08:58 PM
Damn, that accident on the 5 on Friday REALLY fucked traffic up!!!!
In San Diego or LaLa land?
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 08:58 PM
W's mother or daughter.
Clarification is necessary here.
Dubya's mom.
She spawned Dubya and Jeb.
She has an evil vagina.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 08:59 PM
In San Diego or LaLa land?
North of Los Angeles.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21276017/
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:02 PM
The only musicals I like are Phantom of the Opera, and Jesus Christ Superstar.
:toast
Good taste my friend JCS is the shit!
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:04 PM
:toast
Good taste my friend JCS is the shit!
I was going to say that it's my favorite musical.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:04 PM
I hate when the beer runs out.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 09:05 PM
I've only ever seen PotO and Producers on stage. I have the dvd of JCS with Glenn Carter as JC, Jerome Pradon as Judas, and Rik Mayall as Herod, though.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:05 PM
The best musical ever?
"Cannibal: The Musical".
"Fudge, Packer?"
:lmao
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 09:06 PM
Holy hell. I was in a middle school production of Cats in the 6th grade.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:09 PM
I hate when the beer runs out.
That is a dilemma, no doubt about it.
mookie2001
10-14-2007, 09:10 PM
drew gressett and I made a feature length movie based upon the text game colossal cave, nursery texas and dj shadows entroducing
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:11 PM
Holy hell. I was in a middle school production of Cats in the 6th grade.
Psychiatrist: "Hmmmm, it seems we've pinpointed the origination of your gayness."
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 09:12 PM
The best musical ever?
"Cannibal: The Musical".
"Fudge, Packer?"
:lmaoI fucking love that movie.
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 09:12 PM
Oh, would you just fucking drop it already?
midgetonadonkey
10-14-2007, 09:15 PM
The best musical ever?
"Cannibal: The Musical".
"Fudge, Packer?"
:lmao
That is the best movie.
"That's all I'm asking for...that all we're asking for..."
lol
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:17 PM
I was going to say that it's my favorite musical.
you just earned some points in my book.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:17 PM
but I still am not sleeping with you...
midgetonadonkey
10-14-2007, 09:18 PM
Oh, would you just fucking drop it already?
FAG
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:18 PM
but I still am not sleeping with you...
Well, to be fair, there wouldn't be much sleeping going on.
Food for thought.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-14-2007, 09:18 PM
but I still am not sleeping with you...
I don't think he wants sleep.
midgetonadonkey
10-14-2007, 09:19 PM
but I still am not sleeping with you...
Is he sending you PMs yet?
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 09:20 PM
FAG
:bang
Mister Sinister
10-14-2007, 09:20 PM
Bah, fuck this noise. Fuck it sideways. I need to get out of this house.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:21 PM
Is he sending you PMs yet?
Very soon.
I have to play my cards right.
I don't want to weird her out.
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:21 PM
:lol I love the bottom of midge's sig. The :pctoss is classic. But, let it be known, I am a little sad they Texans lost...mainly because I picked them to win.
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:22 PM
I don't want to weird her out.
I'm afraid you already have.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:23 PM
Bah, fuck this noise. Fuck it sideways. I need to get out of this house.
Gonna spend some time in the back alleys??
Becareful, make sure to buy some Astroglide . . . it's for your own good.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:24 PM
ash,
shouldn't you be getting some sleep so that you're ready for your first day of work tomorrow?
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:25 PM
ash,
shouldn't you be getting some sleep so that you're ready for your first day of work tomorrow?
fuck that, I don't have to be there for another 12 hours.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:25 PM
I'm afraid you already have.
You speak out of jealousy.
I, however, have made a promise to The Funt and I will no longer hit on you.
Deal with it.
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:26 PM
You speak out of jealousy.
I, however, have made a promise to The Funt and I will no longer hit on you.
Deal with it.
Then what was that latest PM about, mister?
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:27 PM
Then what was that latest PM about, mister?
That was before the promise.
That one doesn't count.
If you should choose to take up the offer, it will be okay because it was before the promise.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:28 PM
I've only ever seen PotO and Producers on stage. I have the dvd of JCS with Glenn Carter as JC, Jerome Pradon as Judas, and Rik Mayall as Herod, though.
I have the original movie on VHS and I have seen the current version of JCS on PBS and at the Majestic theater....The guy from Skid row Sebastion Bach was JC
samikeyp
10-14-2007, 09:28 PM
Good day today.
Cowboys lost (that part sucked, although I expected it), my little niece(who thinks Uncle Mikey is the shizzle) turned 3won three out of four at the bowling alley, won the nightly bowling cash pot and had a competitor talk shit to me then I bowled three X's in a row to win the game and shut him up. :tu
samikeyp
10-14-2007, 09:30 PM
I've only ever seen PotO and Producers on stage. I have the dvd of JCS with Glenn Carter as JC, Jerome Pradon as Judas, and Rik Mayall as Herod, though.
The same Rik Mayall from the Young Ones?
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:30 PM
Good day today.
Cowboys lost (that part sucked, although I expected it), my little niece(who thinks Uncle Mikey is the shizzle) turned 3won three out of four at the bowling alley, won the nightly bowling cash pot and had a competitor talk shit to me then I bowled three X's in a row to win the game and shut him up. :tu
Any day the Boys lose is a bad day, regardless of any other things that may have happened.
I'm in a bad mood, but Midge's irrational behavior and Shagia's confusing gayness have kept me entertained.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:31 PM
fuck that, I don't have to be there for another 12 hours.
Perhaps, but once you start working, as much as your stupidity semi-entertains here, it won't be accepted on the same level in the workplace. Then you might get fired, and that won't be good.
We'll have you back here again, and NO ONE wins if that happens!!!
:grim:
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:32 PM
Very soon.
I have to play my cards right.
I don't want to weird her out.
I am already weird enough already...besides if you knew my secret you would SHIT!
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 09:32 PM
My cat is high on catnip right now. It's fucking hilarious.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:32 PM
The same Rik Mayall from the Young Ones?
"The Young Ones" RULE!!!!!
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:32 PM
If you should choose to take up the offer, it will be okay because it was before the promise.
:eyebrows
No.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-14-2007, 09:33 PM
I am already weird enough already...besides if you knew my secret you would SHIT!
Um, I don't know your secret.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:33 PM
I am already weird enough already...besides if you knew my secret you would SHIT!
Trust me, nothing freaks me out.
I work with a Texan loving hermaphodite.
I won't say who he/she is, but you may know of him/her.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:34 PM
The same Rik Mayall from the Young Ones?
MIKEY!!!!
Wazzzzzup?
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:34 PM
I almost bought a used Sportage today. Almost. It was exciting.
samikeyp
10-14-2007, 09:34 PM
I am already weird enough already...besides if you knew my secret you would SHIT!
I don't know your secret either, but I know your weirdness...and its sexy.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-14-2007, 09:34 PM
Trust me, nothing freaks me out.
I work with a Texan loving hermaphodite.
I won't say who he/she is, but you may know of him/her.
Is it the Japanese "woman" you ate out to secure weekends off?
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:35 PM
:eyebrows
No.
Whatever, you didn't want me to leave last time.
What was it you were saying when I took a dive down south??
You know you loved every second of it.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:35 PM
My cat is high on catnip right now. It's fucking hilarious.
Cats high on catnip is quite entertaining....do she/he like bubbles?
Melmart1
10-14-2007, 09:35 PM
What the fuck? Stop being a tease, Rashofan. Either spill your secret or shutup about it. Such mind games will not be tolerated here.
samikeyp
10-14-2007, 09:35 PM
"The Young Ones" RULE!!!!!
Hell yes.
"Its not a pig...its a ferret!"
samikeyp
10-14-2007, 09:36 PM
Cats high on catnip is quite entertaining....do she/he like bubbles?
My cat's weird....catnip mellows him out.
Melmart1
10-14-2007, 09:36 PM
Is it the Japanese "woman" you ate out to secure weekends off?
No, he just loves the taste of soy sauce.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 09:36 PM
Whatever, you didn't want me to leave last time.
What was it you were saying when I took a dive down south??
You know you loved every second of it.Fucking damn. Stop.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:36 PM
Um, I don't know your secret.
would you like too?
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 09:36 PM
Cats high on catnip is quite entertaining....do she/he like bubbles?No. They freak her out.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:36 PM
Is it the Japanese "woman" you ate out to secure weekends off?
No, but I have to say, you oriental people have some real squinty vaginas.
Very impressive.
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:36 PM
Whatever, you didn't want me to leave last time.
What was it you were saying when I took a dive down south??
You know you loved every second of it.
What happened in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.
samikeyp
10-14-2007, 09:37 PM
No, he just loves the taste of soy sauce.
Problem is...you eat her out...you're hungry an hour and a half later. :lol
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:37 PM
Trust me, nothing freaks me out.
I work with a Texan loving hermaphodite.
I won't say who he/she is, but you may know of him/her.
where do you work?
samikeyp
10-14-2007, 09:37 PM
would you like too?
Me me me me me me me me me me me me! :)
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:38 PM
Hell yes.
"Its not a pig...its a ferret!"
"I said 'codpiece face'"!!!
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:38 PM
I don't know your secret either, but I know your weirdness...and its sexy.
Thanks babe!
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:38 PM
No, he just loves the taste of soy sauce.
That's another thing . . . I know squinties put soy sauce on everything, but god damn, I didn't expect soy in the vagina.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 09:39 PM
The longer I put off getting food, the more appealing that 15 minute drive to the Jack in the Box sounds.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:39 PM
would you like too?
I would.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:39 PM
Problem is...you eat her out...you're hungry an hour and a half later. :lol
:lol :lol :lol
Fucking Mikey, that's some funny shit.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:39 PM
where do you work?
At the library.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:40 PM
My secret is my troll name...pee wee had gotten quiet pissed at my troll...there ladies and gentleman in my secret....
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:40 PM
Fucking damn. Stop.
I requested a moratorium on this earlier.
Apparently it fell on deaf ears.
:depressed
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:40 PM
Rasho, PM me your "secret".
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-14-2007, 09:41 PM
would you like too?
Sure, what the hell?
Melmart1
10-14-2007, 09:41 PM
My secret is my troll name...pee wee had gotten quiet pissed at my troll...there ladies and gentleman in my secret....
Are you peewee's weewee!? :lol
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:41 PM
At the library.
then would you be referring to one midget that sits upon a work animal know as a donkey?
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-14-2007, 09:42 PM
My secret is my troll name...pee wee had gotten quiet pissed at my troll...there ladies and gentleman in my secret....
You're Fillmoe?
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 09:42 PM
I'm trying to recall which troll peewee got pissed at.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:42 PM
My secret is my troll name...pee wee had gotten quiet pissed at my troll...there ladies and gentleman in my secret....
If it's "peewee's weewee", I wasn't pissed at all.
That was fucking brilliant.
But, if it wasn't . . . what troll would you be talking about?
Melmart1
10-14-2007, 09:42 PM
I'm trying to recall which troll peewee got pissed at.
I would say ATRAIN but we all know that is ashbeeigh. And he loves ashbeeigh :vomit:
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:42 PM
No. They freak her out.
I have 2 boy cats that love bubbles...got one of those bubble making guns.it is fun fun fun
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:43 PM
then would you be referring to one midget that sits upon a work animal know as a donkey?
I can neither confirm or deny.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:43 PM
You're Fillmoe?
Now that's just totally uncalled for and hitting below the belt.
Even for the Quattro.
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:43 PM
If RashoFan is trashbeigh it's a take down at the next gtg we're at.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:44 PM
Are you peewee's weewee!? :lol
No is that name still available? :lol
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:44 PM
I can neither confirm or deny.
I can confirm it through one easy phone call.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:44 PM
I would say ATRAIN but we all know that is ashbeeigh. And he loves ashbeeigh :vomit:
Shit, that means I've banged ATRAIN.
I hope this isn't true.
I hope Ashbeeigh hasn't been messing with me this way, or else I'll forgo the anal on our next session.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:44 PM
If RashoFan is trashbeigh it's a take down at the next gtg we're at.
Are we talking vBookie or real funds?
Melmart1
10-14-2007, 09:45 PM
If RashoFan is trashbeigh it's a take down at the next gtg we're at.
OHHHHH, girlfight!!! Let's hope Rashofan is trashbeigh.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:45 PM
Not filmore, not trashbeeigh
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-14-2007, 09:45 PM
I shot Batman.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:45 PM
No is that name still available? :lol
So, that makes you either Fillmoe, Norcal, or Smeagol.
Those are the only one's I've been pissed with.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:46 PM
OHHHHH, girlfight!!! Let's hope Rashofan is trashbeigh.
I might have to fly into town to witness this!
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:46 PM
Not atrain either...
Melmart1
10-14-2007, 09:46 PM
Peewee was pissed at me for having him on ignore. But I am not a troll.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:46 PM
Fuckin' Blaze!!!!
:lmao
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:46 PM
No offense ashbeeigh..i like you but I would take you out in a minute thirty...
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 09:47 PM
Well, my only troll is 1Billups1, so I can't have pissed peewee off at any point.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:47 PM
Peewee was pissed at me for having him on ignore. But I am not a troll.
I wasn't pissed.
I was hurt.
:depressed
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:47 PM
So, that makes you either Fillmoe, Norcal, or Smeagol.
Those are the only one's I've been pissed with.
nope...you talk some major trash to my troll
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:48 PM
No offense ashbeeigh..i like you but I would take you out in a minute thirty...
:lmao I can't even take down my 16 year old sister. It's a fact. Whoever is trashbeigh is brilliant and I'm not angry. And i give you 5 seconds.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:48 PM
nope...you talk some major trash to my troll
Midge???
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-14-2007, 09:48 PM
No offense ashbeeigh..i like you but I would take you out in a minute thirty...
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/413W9J3HFGL._AA240_.jpg
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:48 PM
Tlong?
peewee's weewee
10-14-2007, 09:49 PM
If it's "peewee's weewee", I wasn't pissed at all.
That was fucking brilliant.
I aim to please. Especially when spraying my 2cc's of manseed on SanjayaFrost
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:49 PM
Midge???
nope
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:49 PM
RashoFan=ShagiaFrost?
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:49 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/413W9J3HFGL._AA240_.jpg
:stfu
peewee's weewee
10-14-2007, 09:50 PM
No is that name still available? :lol
No.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 09:50 PM
SanjayaFrost:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:50 PM
What do most Paramedics have? anyone? anyone?
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-14-2007, 09:51 PM
:stfu
What?
Those were great back in the day.
CuckingFunt
10-14-2007, 09:51 PM
:lmao
:lmao
:lmaoStill :lmao
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:51 PM
SanjayaFrost!!!!!!
That's fucking brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 09:51 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/413W9J3HFGL._AA240_.jpg
This is better.
http://www.wextremew.com/
Melmart1
10-14-2007, 09:51 PM
I wasn't pissed.
I was hurt.
:depressed
Well I hope you learned your lesson.
trashbeigh
10-14-2007, 09:51 PM
Fucking assbeigh. I'd take her ass down in 1 second. None of this 5 second bullshit.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:52 PM
What do most Paramedics have? anyone? anyone?
Rectums.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:52 PM
You're Fillmoe's Rectum??
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:52 PM
What?
Those were great back in the day.
I thought you wer picking on me when I look like that in about 35 years
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:52 PM
Well I hope you learned your lesson.
I did, but you're tough love is way too tough.
peewee's weewee
10-14-2007, 09:53 PM
SanjayaFrost!!!!!!
That's fucking brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!
I will always be more brilliant than you. Remember, there is enough blood in your body for only one head -- MINE!
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:53 PM
Or is she part of the Fillmoe family?
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:53 PM
Rectums.
do you have obsessions with rectums
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-14-2007, 09:54 PM
I thought you wer picking on me when I look like that in about 35 years
It was just the highest res one I could find on short notice.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:54 PM
I will always be more brilliant than you. Remember, there is enough blood in your body for only one head -- MINE!
That makes me happy.
peewee's weewee
10-14-2007, 09:54 PM
I will always be more brilliant than you. Remember, there is enough blood in your body for only one head -- MINE!
Which basically makes peewee an idiot.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:55 PM
do you have obsessions with rectums
It's the only thing I could think of that all paramedics would have, that would in turn be associated with a troll.
Melmart1
10-14-2007, 09:55 PM
I did, but you're tough love is way too tough.
Especially since I took you off ignore the very next day. :lmao I was faking it the rest of the time. I just kept typing out
"This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list."
peewee's weewee
10-14-2007, 09:55 PM
Which basically makes peewee an idiot.
With a constant erection.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:56 PM
Especially since I took you off ignore the very next day. :lmao I was faking it the rest of the time. I just kept typing out
"This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list."
I'm glad you had some fun at my expense.
However cruel that may have been.
peewee's weewee
10-14-2007, 09:56 PM
With a constant erection.
Not that you could tell. Even full-mast, my flagpole is about the size of a toothpick.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 09:56 PM
It's the only thing I could think of that all paramedics would have, that would in turn be associated with a troll.
Not quite...we have egos...especially if we are good ...
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:56 PM
So, what's this troll?
Melmart1
10-14-2007, 09:57 PM
I'm glad you had some fun at my expense.
However cruel that may have been.
Don't get so sensitive and butthurt :rolleyes I'll have to start calling you Shagia.
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:57 PM
peewee's weewee should be retired. He's at 69 posts. haha. The irony. Actually, there is no irony. I was just being observant.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:57 PM
Not quite...we have egos...especially if we are good ...
Okay, I'm stumped.
What's the troll.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-14-2007, 09:58 PM
I didn't actually read a denial of her shooting Batman.
peewee's weewee
10-14-2007, 09:58 PM
peewee's weewee should be retired. He's at 69 posts. haha. The irony. Actually, there is no irony. I was just being observant.
I'll retire after you douche your smelly cunt.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 09:58 PM
Don't get so sensitive and butthurt :rolleyes I'll have to start calling you Shagia.
Fuck that shit!!
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 09:59 PM
I'll retire after you douche your smelly cunt.
Wasn't it decided it isn't healthy to douche? Why don't you douche?
G O D
10-14-2007, 10:00 PM
I didn't actually read a denial of her shooting Batman.
I did not shhot Batman...I am a healer...
midgetonadonkey
10-14-2007, 10:00 PM
I'll retire after you douche your smelly cunt.
:lmao
Melmart is on FIYA!!!
peewee's weewee
10-14-2007, 10:01 PM
Wasn't it decided it isn't healthy to douche? Why don't you douche?
Well it's not healthy to try and fix your lazy eye by letting every guy you know bang your head on the headboard, in hopes it pops back into place.
But that has never stopped you from trying, now has it?
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 10:01 PM
:lmao RashoFan ... is she G O D?
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 10:01 PM
well I guess I blew my cover...
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 10:01 PM
I did not shhot Batman...I am a healer...
:lol :lol :lol :lol
That was actually a pretty good troll.
I forgot all about GOD.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 10:02 PM
We'd all like it if you douched with napalm, ash.
Give yourself an acid enema while you're at it.
ashbeeigh
10-14-2007, 10:02 PM
Oh my. That is a good troll.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 10:02 PM
well I guess I blew my cover...
I missed GOD.
And, I never thought I would ever say that.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 10:03 PM
thank you...pissed you off a couple of times...
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 10:04 PM
thank you...pissed you off a couple of times...
Not really.
I feign getting pissed all the time here.
It was actually quite entertaining.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 10:05 PM
What's with me being attracted to ST's god girls??
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 10:05 PM
thank you...now do me a favor..
midgetonadonkey
10-14-2007, 10:06 PM
What's with me being attracted to ST's god girls??
You are attracted to anything. You stare at my ass all the time. You are just a horny guy.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 10:06 PM
I think my it's my Id telling me that it wants me to get reformed by the likes of Ashbeeigh and Rashofan.
peewee's weewee
10-14-2007, 10:06 PM
What's with me being attracted to ST's god girls??
There is nothing you are not attracted to. If anyone knows, it's me. You make my 1.5 inches stretch to their limit at the sight of a bagel. Which sucks, because those poppy seeds hurt like a bitch.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 10:07 PM
You are attracted to anything. You stare at my ass all the time. You are just a horny guy.
Your ass is deceptively feminine.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 10:07 PM
um hello...I want you to do something for me...
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 10:07 PM
thank you...now do me a favor..
And, what would that be?
Melmart1
10-14-2007, 10:07 PM
um hello...I want you to do something for me...
Be careful what you ask for ...
midgetonadonkey
10-14-2007, 10:07 PM
Your ass is deceptively feminine.
True. It does bubble up when I bend over.
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 10:08 PM
um hello...I want you to do something for me...
sorry, got sidetracked with Midge's ass.
It really is quite feminine.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 10:08 PM
As long as it has a hole and a pulse?
Either one being optional?
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 10:08 PM
go to page 2 and find the poll I posted and vote...
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 10:08 PM
Be careful what you ask for ...
oh don't I know it...
peewee's lovechild
10-14-2007, 10:08 PM
go to page 2 and find the poll I posted and vote...
Hold on.
RashoFan
10-14-2007, 10:10 PM
ok now that pee wee has left...what do we atlk about now?
peewee's weewee
10-14-2007, 10:10 PM
There is nothing you are not attracted to. If anyone knows, it's me. You make my 1.5 inches stretch to their limit at the sight of a bagel. Which sucks, because those poppy seeds hurt like a bitch.
I prefer onion bagels myself. Except when they already have cream cheese on them. Causes me to get smegma.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2007, 10:10 PM
A grandiose plan to get rid of peewee!!!
:lmao
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