Free Quattro Razor (8)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd299/zdrumrguy/mikey3.jpg
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sorry i just couldn't resist.

[Melmart1]

Ralphie with boobies is quite disturbing.

[ORION]

your making it very hard for me to not get busted at work. All these swinging boobs are good but I have to keep closing my screen

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd299/zdrumrguy/untitled.jpg
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HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!

[samikeyp]

Hubba hubba is right. :)


Viva...:toast
That was funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd299/zdrumrguy/untitled.jpg
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8265/imageze0.gif

HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!


Is that Mel??

If it is, she's pretty hot!!!

I'm reserving judgement on the face, though.

:p:

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd299/zdrumrguy/untitled.jpg
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8265/imageze0.gif

HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!


MUCH more acceptable.
You've redeemed yourself.

[Melmart1]

Is that Mel??

If it is, she's pretty hot!!!

I'm reserving judgement on the face, though.

:p:
Yes that's me. And fuck you.

[samikeyp]

Is that Mel??

If it is, she's pretty hot!!!

I'm reserving judgement on the face, though.

Remind me to reserve a boot on your face.

Bad p-dub :nope

:lol

The girl is hot, deal with it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Remind me to reserve a boot on your face.

Bad p-dub :nope

:lol

The girl is hot, deal with it.

Peter Griffin does have big boots, so I'll back off.

Anyway, yea, she's pretty hot.
I just don't want it to get to her head.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes that's me. And fuck you.

Is the red lipstick from the red soap bar?

[samikeyp]

Peter Griffin does have big boots, so I'll back off.

Frickin sweet. :)


I know I should take that as an insult...but somehow coming from p-dub, I don't.

[Melmart1]

Peter Griffin does have big boots, so I'll back off.

Anyway, yea, she's pretty hot.
I just don't want it to get to her head.
:ihit

[peewee's lovechild]

Frickin sweet. :)


I know I should take that as an insult...but somehow coming from p-dub, I don't.

It's just my blatant jealousy over your relationship with Mel.

[samikeyp]

It's just my blatant jealousy over your relationship with Mel.

Well now it makes sense.

I would be careful though...she is not one to be messed with.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well now it makes sense.

I would be careful though...she is not one to be messed with.

I don't know why, but everytime I see that picutre . . . I see her with black, patent leather high heels, fish net stockings, and some very see through lingerie.

I like.
But, don't tell her.

[Melmart1]

I don't know why, but everytime I see that picutre . . . I see her with black, patent leather high heels, fish net stockings, and some very see through lingerie.

I like.
But, don't tell her.
Problem is, you see every girl that way. Even ashbeeigh, which makes me want to lose my lunch.

[peewee's lovechild]

Problem is, you see every girl that way. Even ashbeeigh, which makes me want to lose my lunch.

Not really, it's all about your complexion and your hair color that gets me thinking of that image.

I've always had a thing for that combination.

Ashbeeigh, however, dresses completely different for our little rendevous. And, frankly, I'm getting a little bored with it.

[samikeyp]

Problem is, you see every girl that way. Even ashbeeigh, which makes me want to lose my lunch.

Something tells me with Gashbeeigh, it would be torn boxers and a faded, too-small t-shirt that you get when you fill out a credit app.

[samikeyp]

Ashbeeigh, however, dresses completely different for our little rendevous. And, frankly, I'm getting a little bored with it.

Your turn to wear the strap-on?

[Melmart1]

I get made fun of around here for my complexion and hair color. But I like it. Of course, everyone asks if Martinez is my married name, lol. Idiots.

[ORION]

I don't know why, but everytime I see that picutre . . . I see her with black, patent leather high heels, fish net stockings, and some very see through lingerie.

I like.
But, don't tell her.
its more like a Royal blue patent leather and Royal blue fish net stockings

[Melmart1]

its more like a Royal blue patent leather and Royal blue fish net stockings
Royals por vida!!!

[samikeyp]

its more like a Royal blue patent leather and Royal blue fish net stockings

Now we're talking.

[ORION]

Your turn to wear the strap-on?
:lol

[Melmart1]

hahaha, now that peewee knows that Orion and I went to the same school he is going to be jealous again :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Is the red lipstick from the red soap bar?When are you going to make that avatar, Mel?

And it doesn't have to be with a soap bar. . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Your turn to wear the strap-on?

She likes double penetration, what can I say??

I go out of my way to make women happy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I get made fun of around here for my complexion and hair color. But I like it. Of course, everyone asks if Martinez is my married name, lol. Idiots.

Actually, I've always been attracted to that complexion and hair color.

I don't understand why a lot of people dog that, but whatever.

[peewee's lovechild]

its more like a Royal blue patent leather and Royal blue fish net stockings

I would take that too.

Even a red hue would be nice.

Shit, now I can't decide which I like better.

What color would you guys like Mel to be wearing, black or red??

[peewee's lovechild]

Nothing at all is another option.

And, I'll take that.

[peewee's lovechild]

hahaha, now that peewee knows that Orion and I went to the same school he is going to be jealous again :lol

My jealousy knows no bounds.

[Melmart1]

Actually, I've always been attracted to that complexion and hair color.

I don't understand why a lot of people dog that, but whatever.
:tu I love how I look, I think the contrast of the colors is quite nice, especially with red lipstick. My mom calls me Snow White -- "skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony" ... only, uh ... my hair isn't black, just really really dark brown :lol

[T Park]

Yay or nay on being good.

The halloween shaped cookies with the orange thingies.

They aren't sprinkles, they are like grains of some sort.

[ShoogarBear]

The best thing about Halloween is candy corn. Especially the chocolate ones.

[T Park]

only, uh ... my hair isn't black, just really really dark brown

dark chocolate brown.

[T Park]

Especially the chocolate ones.

Indian corn

[Melmart1]

The best thing about Halloween is candy corn. Especially the chocolate ones.
There are chocolate candy corns? And I am partial to candy corn and popcorn balls. Why are popcorn balls only sold at Halloween? That shit should be sold year round.

[ShoogarBear]

I had forgotten those are called Indian corn.

Regular:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/candy-corn-1.jpg

Indian:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/candy-corn-3.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

:tu I love how I look, I think the contrast of the colors is quite nice, especially with red lipstick. My mom calls me Snow White -- "skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony" ... only, uh ... my hair isn't black, just really really dark brown :lol

With the exception of just a couple, every girl I've ever gone out with has had a pale complexion and black (or very dark brown) hair.

There's something about that combination that drives me crazy.

The look fits you well.

[peewee's lovechild]

There are chocolate candy corns? And I am partial to candy corn and popcorn balls. Why are popcorn balls only sold at Halloween? That shit should be sold year round.

Candy corn sucks royal ass!!
Popcorn balls, however, I can eat at any moment.

That shit is too good.

[ShoogarBear]

With the exception of just a couple, every girl I've ever gone out with has had a pale complexion and black (or very dark brown) hair.Narcophelia will do that.

[Melmart1]

Narcophelia will do that.
Did you mean necrophilia? :lol

What is narcophelia? A fear of snitchers?

[ORION]

There are chocolate candy corns?
I think Shoog is referring to poo poo corn

[ShoogarBear]

Did you mean necrophilia? :lolDamn.


What is narcophelia? A fear of snitchers?Actually it would be a love of snitchers.

[ORION]

Did you mean necrophilia? :lol

What is narcophelia? A fear of snitchers?
:lol :lol

[ShoogarBear]

When are you going to make that avatar, Mel?

And it doesn't have to be with a soap bar. . . .

[Melmart1]

If not a soap bar, then what?

[ShoogarBear]

:lol :lolMy brain always gets narcolepsy/necrophelia interchanging.

[ShoogarBear]

If not a soap bar, then what?I'll leave this one for some rookie.

[Melmart1]

I'll leave this one for some rookie.
:lol I was wondering if you were going to pick such low-lying fruit. It really is beneath you. My guess is that peewee will pick up the slack. The only way he can get anything is if it's easy.

[peewee's lovechild]

If not a soap bar, then what?

Ahem.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol I was wondering if you were going to pick such low-lying fruit. It really is beneath you. My guess is that peewee will pick up the slack. The only way he can get anything is if it's easy.

I'm refraining from taking that up.

I have a new found respect for you ever since I saw your picture.

This will last all of two days.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol I was wondering if you were going to pick such low-lying fruit. It really is beneath you.Well, if you'd like to pick something low-hanging for use in the avatar, let me know.

My guess is that peewee will pick up the slack. The only way he can get anything is if it's easy.:lol

[Melmart1]

:lol I was wondering if you were going to pick such low-lying fruit. It really is beneath you. My guess is that peewee will pick up the slack. The only way he can get anything is if it's easy.


Ahem.

Damn, I'm good.

[samikeyp]

They aren't sprinkles, they are like grains of some sort.

Colored sugar.

I saw something this year called Caramel Apple Candy Corn.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, I'm good.

Why, yes, yes you are.

[ORION]

My brain always gets narcolepsy/necrophelia interchanging.
so what if someone is a sleep walker and has sex with dead people while they sleep. which category do they fall into

[samikeyp]

Damn, I'm good.

She shoots, she scores!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

so what if someone is a sleep walker and has sex with dead people while they sleep. which category do they fall into

Multitasker?

[ORION]

Multitasker?
:lol

[ORION]

I wish I could get paid for talking about nonsense because I think of stupid shit all day long

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, Silver21_Black20

It's just you and me, baby :eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

I wish I could get paid for talking about nonsense because I think of stupid shit all day longYou could run for office.

[ORION]

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Melmart1, Silver21_Black20

It's just you and me, baby :eyebrows
yeah guys whatcha doing ??........ommmmm ! I'm telling !

[ORION]

You could run for office.
I could but then I wouldn't want to be responsible for damning up the guadalupe river just to have it flow around my house like a moat

[peewee's lovechild]

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Melmart1, Silver21_Black20

It's just you and me, baby :eyebrows

Not anymore.

Hello!!

[peewee's lovechild]

After seeing that pic, I think I'm attracted to Melmart now.

Let's see how long that lasts.

[Melmart1]

After seeing that pic, I think I'm attracted to Melmart now.

Let's see how long that lasts.
Not saying much, considering ashbeeigh.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not saying much, considering ashbeeigh.
Ashbeeigh, aside . . . you're pretty hot looking.

And, don't tell Ashbeeigh I said this, way more attractive than the other person you spoke of.

[Melmart1]

Ashbeeigh, aside . . . you're pretty hot looking.

And, don't tell Ashbeeigh I said this, way more attractive than the other person you spoke of.
I won't tell anyone if you don't.

[CuckingFunt]

What color would you guys like Mel to be wearing, black or red??

Whatever color I happen to be wearing at the time.

[CuckingFunt]

Why do cashiers feel it necessary if the DVD you happen to be purchasing was a good movie?

I just happen to go out every Tuesday and stock up on really crappy movies. For kicks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whatever color I happen to be wearing at the time.

I was asking the guys.

Hussie.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why do cashiers feel it necessary if the DVD you happen to be purchasing was a good movie?

I just happen to go out every Tuesday and stock up on really crappy movies. For kicks.

A little angry are we??

[CuckingFunt]

A little angry are we??I just never understand that one.

And, no, I'm not angry. I finally gave in and got the Ultimate Cheeseburger I've been craving and it's fucking delicious.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just never understand that one.

And, no, I'm not angry. I finally gave in and got the Ultimate Cheeseburger I've been craving and it's fucking delicious.

That just turns me on.

[Melmart1]

Damn, now I want an ultimate cheeseburger, too! :pctoss

[Melmart1]

I can't remember the last time I had Crack in the Box. Not because it was a long time ago, but because I was probably drunk.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't get fast food very often, but for the last few days I've been going crazy for an ultimate cheeseburger and curly fries.

[ATRAIN]

I don't get fast food very often, but for the last few days I've been going crazy for an ultimate cheeseburger and curly fries.


Did you get planet terror?

[T Park]

shoulda got the sourdough ultimate cheese burger.

Curly Fries.

Nuttin like it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did you get planet terror?

Do you ever ask any other questions?

[ATRAIN]

Do you ever ask any other questions?


I wasnt talking to you fucking bitch. I was asking the Funt is she got a movie that JUST CAME OUT TODAY!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I wasnt talking to you fucking bitch. I was asking the Funt is she got a movie that JUST CAME OUT TODAY!!!

You've been asking a variation of that question for the past two weeks.

Let it go.

[ATRAIN]

You've been asking a variation of that question for the past two weeks.

Let it go.


The movie came out today and I WAS GOING to ask her if she saw it yet, why the fuck do you care. Half the shit you spit out is stupid and irrelevant so who are you to talk.

[CuckingFunt]

Did you get planet terror?That's the movie I was buying when the cashier asked if I liked it.

[CuckingFunt]

ATRAIN is easily riled.

It's funny.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN is easily riled.

It's funny.


Its not that, its just pee wee and midge that think they are all mighty on here.

[ATRAIN]

That's the movie I was buying when the cashier asked if I liked it.


have you seen it yet?

[CuckingFunt]

have you seen it yet?No, I'll probably watch it closer to bed time. I've got a paper I'm supposed to be working on right now.

[ATRAIN]

No, I'll probably watch it closer to bed time. I've got a paper I'm supposed to be working on right now.


I bought it before I had to come into work, im going to put it in here in a bit. I still need to get Death Proof.

[CuckingFunt]

Luckily my sister returned Death Proof to me last night, otherwise I'd have forgotten about the coupon that was in it.

[peewee's lovechild]

The movie came out today and I WAS GOING to ask her if she saw it yet, why the fuck do you care. Half the shit you spit out is stupid and irrelevant so who are you to talk.

Last I heard, The Quattro (or the 'Tro as you may call it) isn't a happy-happy social networking site.

Try myspace.

Then shove a turnip up your ass.

[ATRAIN]

Luckily my sister returned Death Proof to me last night, otherwise I'd have forgotten about the coupon that was in it.


What Coupon was that?

[peewee's lovechild]

Its not that, its just pee wee and midge that think they are all mighty on here.

That would be Mel.

And, she'll probably kick your ass . . . again, that is.

[Mister Sinister]

What is it with you and sodomy with produce?

[CuckingFunt]

God fucking dammit!

My neighbors are having livestock sex again.

[CuckingFunt]

What Coupon was that?Each movie comes with a coupon for $5 off the other one.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bought it before I had to come into work, im going to put it in here in a bit. I still need to get Death Proof.

So, go watch it.

Try to pay attention so you won't get lost like you have with Heroes.

[ATRAIN]

So, go watch it.

Try to pay attention so you won't get lost like you have with Heroes.


Man shut the fuck up your such a fucking idiot.

[peewee's lovechild]

What is it with you and sodomy with produce?

It's just a funny visual.

I can imagine people in prison getting all sorts of produce shoved up their ass.

It's funny as shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Man shut the fuck up your such a fucking idiot.

That's a run on sentence, sir.

[ATRAIN]

That's a run on sentence, sir.


so does that mean I don't get a little happy face sticker?

[peewee's lovechild]

so does that mean I don't get a little happy face sticker?

It means you get a head of lettuce up your ass.

Followed by a bunch of grapes, one by one.

[ATRAIN]

It means you get a head of lettuce up your ass.

Followed by a bunch of grapes, one by one.


LOL what the fuck???

[CuckingFunt]

I just sat through an episode of "Cops" for the first time.

How was this show on the air for so long?

[peewee's lovechild]

I think ATRAIN would rather have some radishes shoved up his ass, followed by some rhubarb stalks for desert.

[Mister Sinister]

I think ATRAIN would rather have some radishes shoved up his ass, followed by some rhubarb stalks for desert.
I think you'd rather shove the radishes and rhubarb stalks up his ass, beat off, then pull them out and eat them.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think you'd rather shove the radishes and rhubarb stalks up his ass, beat off, then pull them out and eat them.

I'm not sure about the eating part.

Although, his ass could probably steam the veggies.

I figure his asshole is like the New York City sewer holes during the winter, steaming up a storm.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck you all for making me read that bullshit. Especially ATRAIN.

[peewee's lovechild]

fuck you all for making me read that bullshit. Especially ATRAIN.

So, you're telling yourself to fuck yourself?

[CuckingFunt]

fuck you all for making me read that bullshit. Especially ATRAIN.You, of all people, have no rights to complain about being made to read anything. Have you ever read any of your own posts?

[ShoogarBear]

God fucking dammit!

My neighbors are having livestock sex again.You should record that and post the mp3 for us to hear.

[peewee's lovechild]

You should record that and post the mp3 for us to hear.

She has.
To bad you haven't been privy to it.

[ShoogarBear]

I got your privy right here.

[CuckingFunt]

You should record that and post the mp3 for us to hear.It doesn't last that long.

[ShoogarBear]

It doesn't last that long.Okay, then you should record you pleasuring yourself and post that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I got your privy right here.

Do I have to lube my arm and shove it up your ass to get it?

I'll pass.

[Melmart1]

peewee is obsessed with ass. men's asses.

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay, then you should record you pleasuring yourself and post that.


She has.
To bad you haven't been privy to it.

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee is obsessed with ass. men's asses.


*

[CuckingFunt]

Peewee is a liar.

I've technically never recorded myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee is a liar.

I've technically never recorded myself.

:lol

Oh, those damn technicalities.

:eyebrows

:makeout

[RashoFan]

Damn, now I want an ultimate cheeseburger, too! :pctoss
Want fries with that?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fark headline that made me think of CuckingFunt.

"National Orgasm Week starts today. This should end well"

[RashoFan]

Fark headline that made me think of CuckingFunt.

"National Orgasm Week starts today. This should end well"
Wanna help me get started??? :eyebrows

[KEDA]

Wanna help me get started??? :eyebrows


I think Johnny-Blaze already has the defibrillators ready to go

[RashoFan]

Defibrillators? Joe would have no idea to use those right?

[peewee's lovechild]

Wanna help me get started??? :eyebrows

You should call me.

I can help with that.

[RashoFan]

Orly?

[RashoFan]

can you give me some much need Lachino Love?

[peewee's lovechild]

can you give me some much need Lachino Love?

Everything's on the menu.

I'll be your sex slave for as long as you want.

[RashoFan]

well that is certainly an offer.....

[RashoFan]

Mel...has the happyhorse shit alarm gone off yet?

[RashoFan]

hello, I love you won't you tell me your name?

[RashoFan]

Why that song is in me head now....I dunno
It is memies time

[ShoogarBear]

Mel...has the happyhorse shit alarm gone off yet?It went off a few minutes ago when the Red Sox game ended.

[ShoogarBear]

And oh, yeah: Fuck the Red Sux!

[RashoFan]

With number 5000 post... I say to you all....I love drugs......peace

[ashbeeigh]

200 behind the 5,000! :elephant

[Mister Sinister]

I like when people driving behind me flash their brights in my eyes. It gives me an excuse to go even slower than I already am.

[Trainwreck2100]

I hate that douchebag from those everest institute commercials.

[Mister Sinister]

All I can say is OM NOM NOM NOM.

[jman3000]

wtf.... deceptocons are some serious ass hole pricks... for realz

[jman3000]

man... im drunk off of 2 4 packs of sparks lmao... i heard if you drank enough fo them you piss neon colors... i wanted to see.

so far.... clear like water.

[jman3000]

Clear Like Water.

[jman3000]

But More Salty I Reckon

[jman3000]

everybody knows you dance like you fuck.

[jman3000]

i dance 8 minutes at a time... what does that say about me?

[jman3000]

it says im mayor of studsville... that's what it says mother fuckers!

[jman3000]

+ commander in chief.

[peewee's lovechild]

200 behind the 5,000! :elephant

Pffffft, 5,000 is so overrated.

[peewee's lovechild]

This morning sucks yack balls.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, I'm still kinda happy about the Red Sux losing last night.

Fuck the fucking Red Sux!!!!!!!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

jokes on you mother fuckers. I got up early enough to catch up before you did. If I had time I would post some ridiculous amount to make you all read 10 pages.

[peewee's lovechild]

jokes on you mother fuckers. I got up early enough to catch up before you did. If I had time I would post some ridiculous amount to make you all read 10 pages.

STFU Ash!!!!!!!!!

You've been replaced.
I'm dumping your ass.

Melmart is my new muse.

Have a nice life.

[samikeyp]

Pffffft, 5,000 is so overrated.

As is 5801. :)

[Melmart1]

jokes on you mother fuckers. I got up early enough to catch up before you did. If I had time I would post some ridiculous amount to make you all read 10 pages.
Actually, the joke is on YOU. Just look in the mirror.

[Melmart1]

As is 5801. :)
Didn't peewee just join the site like two months ago or something? How the hell is he already nearly at 6K?!

[CuckingFunt]

Mmmmmmmm... coffee.

[Melmart1]

coffee is good. definitely! i am drinking a sample of vanilla almond biscotti that i got in the mail. i usually don't go anywhere near folger's but this shit ain't bad.

[samikeyp]

Didn't peewee just join the site like two months ago or something? How the hell is he already nearly at 6K?!

Dumbass middle of the night conversations with himself.

[CuckingFunt]

I've got Starbucks' Breakfast Blend. Nummy nummy.

[samikeyp]

coffee is good. definitely! i am drinking a sample of vanilla almond biscotti that i got in the mail. i usually don't go anywhere near folger's but this shit ain't bad.

I would imagine coffee is like most things where free is good! :)

[peewee's lovechild]

As is 5801. :)

:lol

Yes, it is.

[Melmart1]

I would imagine coffee is like most things where free is good! :)
Hahaha, its funny I have such a bad coffee habit that for my birthday, my mom will buy me gift packs of Starbucks or Seattle's Best to go along with whatever gift she gives me. Same for Christmas, too. I don't rememeber the last gift-giving occasion where I didn't receive at least 3lbs of coffee. So a lot of my coffee is free :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Didn't peewee just join the site like two months ago or something? How the hell is he already nearly at 6K?!

I've been a member since back in the day.
That would be February.

[ashbeeigh]

You've been replaced.
I'm dumping your ass.



Oh? You thought you had me? :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Mmmmmmmm... coffee.

Only good if it comes with a bit of whiskey in it.

[Melmart1]

I've been a member since back in the day.
That would be February.
Member no. 7579 ... weaaaak! Have you really been here since February? I guess I didn't notice you :lol

[Melmart1]

Oh? You thought you had me? :lmao
asheeigh cracked herself up. good thing somebody finds her funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh? You thought you had me? :lmao

I was never going for your mind and soul.

I got what I wanted.

Now, I'm Melmart's bitch.

You've been replaced.
Get used to it.

[CuckingFunt]

I never pay attention to post count. Mine or anyone else's.

[peewee's lovechild]

Member no. 7579 ... weaaaak! Have you really been here since February? I guess I didn't notice you :lol

I had to look out for my bitch boss for the first few months.
She was a real whore.
I'm pretty sure Midge has spoken of her before.

But, she's gone and now I'm free to post.

Ain't life great??

[peewee's lovechild]

I never pay attention to post count. Mine or anyone else's.

And, that's why I love you.
(eventhough you're only 1,000 posts ahead of me)

[Melmart1]

I was never going for your mind and soul.

I got what I wanted.

Now, I'm Melmart's bitch.

You've been replaced.
Get used to it.
Yeah, but yesterday you said it will only last for two days. So I guess that means that you will move onto someone else after that. Or maybe you will just keep CF, ashbeeigh and I on a rotation.

[RashoFan]

Pffffft, 5,000 is so overrated.
Fuck you...it is a milestone in my poor pathetic life.....I am Famous on the Internet!

[CuckingFunt]

CF, ashbeeigh and I One of these things is not like the others.

One of these things just does not belong.

[RashoFan]

Yeah, but yesterday you said it will only last for two days. So I guess that means that you will move onto someone else after that. Or maybe you will just keep CF, ashbeeigh and I on a rotation.
He is trying to expand his portfolio...he is trying to throw me into the Quattro Orgy.

[samikeyp]

He is trying to expand his portfolio...he is trying to throw me into the Quattro Orgy

Just say no! :)

[RashoFan]

Just say no! :)
I know...but he begs so much....

[samikeyp]

I know...but he begs so much....

in this case, resistance is not futile. :)

[RashoFan]

Yeah...he will have to keep dreaming of assimilating moi

[Melmart1]

This thread has quickly turned laaaaaaaame

[RashoFan]

your presence is required to repeal the lameness

[Melmart1]

Actually, the absence of certain peoples' presence is what is required.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, but yesterday you said it will only last for two days. So I guess that means that you will move onto someone else after that. Or maybe you will just keep CF, ashbeeigh and I on a rotation.

Ash has been released, fired if you will.

It's just you and CF.
The crush will definitely last more than two days.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know...but he begs so much....

Please!!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

This thread has quickly turned laaaaaaaameWhyn't you tell us your feeling on the Red Sux?

[RashoFan]

Please!!!!!
see...my point exactly...

[RashoFan]

got damn kamakazee posters...come in...post and then leave.
stay and play...

[Melmart1]

Fuck you, don't tell me what to do. I choose when and with whom I play with.

[samikeyp]

Fuck you, don't tell me what to do. I choose when and with whom I play with.

Can I get on this list? :)

[RashoFan]

Opps I should have said every one except Mel....you are the Quattro Keeper...I forget what the actual title is.

[RashoFan]

For one that was bitching about kamakazee posters and stay and play....
I gotta jet...

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you, don't tell me what to do. I choose when and with whom I play with.

I love this woman.

[peewee's lovechild]

For one that was bitching about kamakazee posters and stay and play....
I gotta jet...

Weak.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rashofan fears my awesomeness.

[samikeyp]

Rashofan fears my awesomeness.

Rashofan fears nothing.

I would like to see your dumbass run into a burning building and pull someone out.

[Melmart1]

Opps I should have said every one except Mel....you are the Quattro Keeper...I forget what the actual title is.
What a kiss-ass you are. How does that brown eye taste?

[Melmart1]

For one that was bitching about kamakazee posters and stay and play....
I gotta jet...
Laaaaaame.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rashofan fears nothing.

I would like to see your dumbass run into a burning building and pull someone out.

I wouldn't do that for any random person, but I will do it to save my DVD and CD collection.

I'll be damned if those go down in flames!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

What a kiss-ass you are. How does that brown eye taste?

I'll toss your salad, Mel.

[Melmart1]

I'll toss your salad, Mel.
I'll remember the offer if I ever need any salad tossing.

[Mister Sinister]

Have any of you heard about this thing called "getting enough sleep at night?" I never knew it existed until recently.

[peewee's lovechild]

Have any of you heard about this thing called "getting enough sleep at night?" I never knew it existed until recently.

Shove a cucumber up your ass if you want to sleep well at night.

[samikeyp]

Shove a cucumber up your ass if you want to sleep well at night.

Speaking from experience?

[Mister Sinister]

Shove a cucumber up your ass if you want to sleep well at night.
Are you sure you're not gay?

[1369]

So all the lusting and drooling over the females of the Quattro by Peewee is just a cover?

Interesting theory...

[Mister Sinister]

It would explain why ATRAIN thought I was pee wee's gay alter ego.

[samikeyp]

So all the lusting and drooling over the females of the Quattro by Peewee is just a cover?

Interesting theory...

I don't think its a cover, I think he would literally fuck anyone or anything.

He's an Omnisexual. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Speaking from experience?

It's a well known gay fact.

I read it on wikipedia when I did some research that time Shagia got me all confused with his gayness.

[peewee's lovechild]

So all the lusting and drooling over the females of the Quattro by Peewee is just a cover?

Interesting theory...

That's no cover my friend.

The Funt and Mel are my muses.

It's my life's goal to have them both . . . and quite possibly at the same time.

I'm working on Rashofan.

[Mister Sinister]

It's a well known gay fact.

I read it on wikipedia when I did some research that time Shagia got me all confused with his gayness.
One of us, one of us, one of us.

[peewee's lovechild]

One of us, one of us, one of us.

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

If the Quattro stays this lame, I may be forced to work on my paper.

Fucking bastiches.

[samikeyp]

One of us, one of us, one of us.

Are you implying that P-Dub is gay?

[ORION]

If all the power shut off here and work and it was pitch black I'd probably go grab some boobs in the dark

[CuckingFunt]

If all the power shut off here and work and it was pitch black I'd probably go grab some boobs in the darkThen the lights would come back on and you'd find yourself lovin' up an especially soft pair of knees.

[ORION]

Then the lights would come back on and you'd find yourself lovin' up an especially soft pair of knees.
:lol
no way! I've felt many a boob in my life to know the difference trust me

[peewee's lovechild]

If all the power shut off here and work and it was pitch black I'd probably go grab some boobs in the dark

Fuck that noise, I'll do that in broad daylight . . . if it wasn't illegal that is.

Fuck it, I'll do it anyway and to hell with the consequences.

[to21]

If all the power shut off here and work and it was pitch black I'd probably go grab some boobs in the dark

:lol Me too, problem is they would all belong to fat dudes. The only two ladies in our office would get felt up last before said fat dudes.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol
no way! I've felt many a boob in my life to know the difference trust me

Your mom's boobs were many a moon ago, and I doubt you remember them with any kind of certainty.

[to21]

Fuck that noise, I'll do that in broad daylight . . . if it wasn't illegal that is.

Fuck it, I'll do it anyway and to hell with the consequences.

Fucking sexual harassment.....it's a bitch. In the cave-man days we'd drag them bitches by the hair to our cave and proceed to have cave sex.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol
no way! I've felt many a boob in my life to know the difference trust meI believe you. I was just amused by the image.

[ORION]

Your mom's boobs were many a moon ago, and I doubt you remember them with any kind of certainty.
I knew someone would make this joke however I was not talking about my mother's mammories. I'm a boobologist and my work is world renown in the areas of boobography

[ORION]

Fucking sexual harassment.....it's a bitch. In the cave-man days we'd drag them bitches by the hair to our cave and proceed to have cave sex.
I would have been an awesome caveman. I probably would have been the President of the Cavemans association

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking sexual harassment.....it's a bitch. In the cave-man days we'd drag them bitches by the hair to our cave and proceed to have cave sex.

I guess that's why I get in troube at work quite often.

What's this sexual harassment stuff?

[peewee's lovechild]

I knew someone would make this joke however I was not talking about my mother's mammories. I'm a boobologist and my work is world renown in the areas of boobography

Dude, I think I was in your class for Boobography 101.

It was a pretty big class.
I sat in the back.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would have been an awesome caveman. I probably would have been the President of the Cavemans association

I would have clubbed your head in and succeeded you.

My cave would be full of cave bitches I've clubbed over the head.

[ORION]

Dude, I think I was in your class for Boobography 101.

It was a pretty big class.
I sat in the back.
I remember you. you were the one with T-shirt that read .. " I wasn't born in Boobburg but I got here as soon as I could"

[to21]

I would have clubbed your head in and succeeded you.

My cave would be full of cave bitches I've clubbed over the head.

:lol

Maybe so, I would have been a cave-man playa and made all them hoes leave after they did the deed.

[peewee's lovechild]

I remember you. you were the one with T-shirt that read .. " I wasn't born in Boobburg but I got here as soon as I could"

My mom bought that for me.
She said it was too cute for me not to wear.

You remember that time I came into class with those ass-less chaps when that professor gave us that stip club exercise to do??

Ahhhh, good times.

[CuckingFunt]

Salad, or sammich?

Sammich, or salad?

Salad... sammich... sammich... salad...

Hmmmmm...

I think sammich.

[ORION]

I would have clubbed your head in and succeeded you.

My cave would be full of cave bitches I've clubbed over the head.
you wouldn't have made it past my BATO troops

[ORION]

My mom bought that for me.
She said it was too cute for me not to wear.

You remember that time I came into class with those ass-less chaps when that professor gave us that stip club exercise to do??

Ahhhh, good times.
REMEMBER ?!?! I'm stilling paying $200 towards probation for that night

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol

Maybe so, I would have been a cave-man playa and made all them hoes leave after they did the deed.

I would have made a fortune with all my cave hoes charging a boar's leg and an antelope forearm for their sexual services.

I'd be walking everwhere saying, "Uuugh ahack Muga!", which roughly translates to "I'm rich bitch!!!"

[peewee's lovechild]

Salad, or sammich?

Sammich, or salad?

Salad... sammich... sammich... salad...

Hmmmmm...

I think sammich.

With a side of a wee bit of peewee?

[peewee's lovechild]

REMEMBER ?!?! I'm stilling paying $200 towards probation for that night

Yea, it was funny when you told the Judge, "By the way Your Honor, nice tits!" I just knew that she was going to throw the book at you for that one.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol at "assless chaps"

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol at "assless chaps"

You should have seen me move . . . I had everyone in rapture.

[to21]

Salad, or sammich?

Sammich, or salad?

Salad... sammich... sammich... salad...

Hmmmmm...

I think sammich.

Someone offered up a salad tossing earlier. Did you miss that?

[peewee's lovechild]

Someone offered up a salad tossing earlier. Did you miss that?
Ahem.

[ORION]

Yea, it was funny when you told the Judge, "By the way Your Honor, nice tits!" I just knew that she was going to throw the book at you for that one.
especially since it was a man ! What did I drink that night ?! I just remember that goat tied to the bed post but I thought I borrowed it to cut my lawn

[CuckingFunt]

I think sammich.

I'm brilliant.

[Mister Sinister]

Om Nom Nom Nom.

[ShoogarBear]

I would have been an awesome caveman. I probably would have been the President of the Cavemans associationNot jus the President, but a Member.

[ORION]

Not jus the President, but a Member.
shoog you can be my HR person.

[to21]

What kind of benefits do you get being in the cave-man association?