Free Quattro Razor (8)

[RashoFan]

ok we have bagels as a topic...anybody else got anything?

[peewee's lovechild]

go to page 2 and find the poll I posted and vote...

Done.

All I have to say is:

How YOU doin'??

[peewee's weewee]

ok now that pee wee has left...what do we atlk about now?
I do all the talking for him, bitch. Now bend over and feel what two inches of brown can do for you.

[RashoFan]

shhh he is back...act normal..

[peewee's lovechild]

Rashofan's pretty hot.

(I was gonna write: Rasho's pretty hot, but that wouldn't have been right)

[Melmart1]

A grandiose plan to get rid of peewee!!!
:lmao
Too bad it didn't last.

[RashoFan]

I do all the talking for him, bitch. Now bend over and feel what two inches of brown can do for you.
trust me..i have had a little brown in me before....wasn't impressed.

[peewee's lovechild]

I do all the talking for him, bitch. Now bend over and feel what two inches of brown can do for you.

You're not brown anymore you stupid shit.

I showered you yesterday.

You're off white, beige cream if you will.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Too bad it didn't last.

Good things rarely do.
:grim:

[peewee's lovechild]

trust me..i have had a little brown in me before....wasn't impressed.

Don't listen to him.

He doesn't even know what he looks like.

I just slapped him.

[RashoFan]

Rashofan's pretty hot.

(I was gonna write: Rasho's pretty hot, but that wouldn't have been right)
you should see me after I have been in a structure fire....now that is hot....

[RashoFan]

You're not brown anymore you stupid shit.

I showered you yesterday.

You're off white, beige cream if you will.
and why would he be brown in the first place? hmmmmm???

[peewee's weewee]

You're not brown anymore you stupid shit.

I showered you yesterday.

You're off white, beige cream if you will.
I was referring to your skin color, you fat fucking Cholo.

[peewee's lovechild]

you should see me after I have been in a structure fire....now that is hot....

:lol :lol :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

and why would he be brown in the first place? hmmmmm???

Somethings are better left unsaid.

Afterall, I'm trying to get you to like me.

[RashoFan]

so did you pick blue or brown?

[peewee's lovechild]

I was referring to your skin color, you fat fucking Cholo.

You can't even look up, what do you know??

Well, there was that one time when Ashbeeigh grabbed you hard and pulled you up, but I think you were squinting.

[peewee's lovechild]

so did you pick blue or brown?

I like both, but I went with blue.

[peewee's weewee]

You can't even look up, what do you know??

Well, there was that one time when Ashbeeigh grabbed you hard and pulled you up, but I think you were squinting.
When we lived in the valley, I felt you running enough when people would yell "la migra!" to know that you are brown.

[RashoFan]

Thanks

[RashoFan]

When we lived in the valley, I felt you running enough when people would yell "la migra!" to know that you are brown.
I am white and I would have ran from La migra....

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

No "Metalocalypse" tonight?!?!??!?!?
:pctoss

[peewee's weewee]

I am white and I would have ran from La migra....
Pussy.

[RashoFan]

Pussy.
I have one..no argument there...

[RashoFan]

but I have relatives from Monterrey, N.L.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have one..no argument there...

:clap

[RashoFan]

Joe ,Mikey CF..you all have been a little quiet

[RashoFan]

figures..joe bailed...

[RashoFan]

shit...everyone bailed...

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

We're still here.
Thread just lost a little steam momentarily.

[CuckingFunt]

Joe ,Mikey CF..you all have been a little quietI was catching up after a food run.




Oh, and engaging in hawt lesbian cyber lovin' with Melmart. :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

but I have relatives from Monterrey, N.L.

No shit???

I have family living in Monterrey!!

I haven't been there in over a year and a half, but I love going there.

[CuckingFunt]

I was catching up after a food run.




Oh, and engaging in hawt lesbian cyber lovin' with Melmart. :eyebrows
Sadly, one of those things isn't true.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, and engaging in hawt lesbian cyber lovin' with Melmart. :eyebrows

:madrun :madrun :madrun
:bang

[peewee's weewee]

:madrun :madrun :madrun
:bang
Don't get mad, get even. A REAL man would have gotten me at least one of those pussies already. Instead, you keep recommended vegetables for SanjayaFrost to shove up his cornhole.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Sadly, one of those things isn't true.

So you DIDN'T go to Jack In the Box after all?

[peewee's weewee]

Don't get mad, get even. A REAL man would have gotten me at least one of those pussies already. Instead, you keep recommended vegetables for SanjayaFrost to shove up his cornhole.
The worst part is, he gets an erection with each new vegetable.

[peewee's weewee]

The worst part is, he gets an erection with each new vegetable.
Damn near sprayed the chones over the eggplant.

[CuckingFunt]

So you DIDN'T go to Jack In the Box after all?I did not.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm trying to get started on some writing so I only have one story to work on tomorrow.

[peewee's weewee]

I don't feel so well. I think I have the HIV. Or head cheese. Not sure which one.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I did not.

I'm.......just.......speechless.......

[RashoFan]

now I am hungry

[RashoFan]

Do you know what is a crime?
Order Omaha steaks and then over cooking them...
I like my steak medium rare
My mother makes everyting well done to borderline dry....

[CuckingFunt]

I like medium well, but would rather have medium rare than dry.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I like things cooked, but not nuked.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think we should all go to the ATT Center on Friday and heckle Melmart.The Rodeo Roadtrip is starting early this year?

[RashoFan]

:wtf

[midgetonadonkey]

If I ever write a stand up comedy routine would anyone here go see it?

[RashoFan]

I would

[RashoFan]

Abuela's chocolate to make hot chocolate is the shit... I am making some right now...

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If I ever write a stand up comedy routine would anyone here go see it?

If you performed it accompanied with some hot lipstick lesbos wrestling in a kiddy pool full of Jell-O on stage, absolutely!

[midgetonadonkey]

If you performed it accompanied with some hot lipstick lesbos wrestling in a kiddy pool full of Jell-O on stage, absolutely!

What about lesbos wresling in menudo?

[RashoFan]

Let me ask you folks this...If some places can have those "Christmas in July" sale and such...why can't their be eggnog on the shelves in July? Half way to christmas I get a huge craving for that shit and I got to wait another 4-5 months to get my fix...

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What about lesbos wresling in menudo?

Whichever option is more cost-efficient for you.

[RashoFan]

What about lesbos wresling in menudo?
not lesbo.....(yet?) but i would be too busy eating the hominy and slurpping the broth... :hungry:

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehGqLXnNjs

The funniest shit ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

Let me ask you folks this...If some places can have those "Christmas in July" sale and such...why can't their be eggnog on the shelves in July? Half way to christmas I get a huge craving for that shit and I got to wait another 4-5 months to get my fix...

Do you put whiskey in your eggnog?

[Mister Sinister]

Well, it's official. I <3 Barnes & Noble for being open until 11.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DaxfWgn2KY

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, and about Rik Mayall, if he's the same one who was in Blackadder, than, yeah, that'n.

[Melmart1]

eggnogg is gross :vomit:

[Mister Sinister]

Also, you can all go to the ninth level of Dante's Inferno.

[RashoFan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehGqLXnNjs

The funniest shit ever.
Sam Kinnison was fucking hilarious...RIP SAM

[RashoFan]

Do you put whiskey in your eggnog?
yes...don't you?

[RashoFan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DaxfWgn2KY
Rodney Dangerfield too!!! RIP Rodney
love the movie Back to School.

[Melmart1]

Also, you can all go to the ninth level of Dante's Inferno.
Yes, Sanjaya

[Mister Sinister]

I'm waiting for somebody to make a SanjayaFrost troll, now.

[Mister Sinister]

Rodney Dangerfield too!!! RIP Rodney
love the movie Back to School.
I liked Caddyshack better, personally.

[ashbeeigh]

Well, it's official. I <3 Barnes & Noble for being open until 11.

Go to hell. I don't think there's a single BN open that late around me. Except I only go there when I need something, so it doesn't really matter.

And Grease is on the Family Channel. Get to watchin'! Oh wait. Nevermind. I lied.

[Mister Sinister]

Go to hell. I don't think there's a single BN open that late around me. Except I only go there when I need something, so it doesn't really matter.

And Grease is on the Family Channel. Get to watchin'!
Didn't really like Grease...seriously, though? Because both of the B&Ns I go to on any regular basis are open 9AM to 11PM every day.

[ashbeeigh]

Didn't really like Grease...seriously, though? Because both of the B&Ns I go to on any regular basis are open 9AM to 11PM every day.

You know I'm kidding. I just like Grease because of John Travolta. That's why you should like it too. Things here are open until 9 and that's it. :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

If I ever write a stand up comedy routine would anyone here go see it?It'd be a toss up between you and a Gallagher show.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DaxfWgn2KY

"They've got a dalmatian down there too!"
:lol

[RashoFan]

I think I may watch the modern version of JCS just for Shagia...

[Mister Sinister]

I did like Travolta in Grease...and Pulp Fiction. But yeah, that sucks. Shit, and I complain about the lack of any 24-hour places other than the WalMart in Woodstock.

[Mister Sinister]

I think I may watch the modern version of JCS just for Shagia...
Uhh...thanks?

[ashbeeigh]

I did like Travolta in Grease...and Pulp Fiction. But yeah, that sucks. Shit, and I complain about the lack of any 24-hour places other than the WalMart in Woodstock.
I'm not a night owl so it doesn't bother me that places other then cheapy mexican places aren't 24 hours. But being open later then 9 would be nice once in a while.

[Mister Sinister]

I'm not a night owl so it doesn't bother me that places other then cheapr mexican places aren't 24 hours. But being open later then 9 would be nice once in a wihle.
I'm *kind of* a night owl, to the point that a 24 hour WalMart less than, like, an hour away would be really nice.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm *kind of* a night owl, to the point that a 24 hour WalMart less than, like, an hour away would be really nice.

Well yes, less then an hour away would be nice. I'm like two minutes away from one, so that's no problem. :)

[ashbeeigh]

I'm starting to want to sleep eat. I need to go to bed.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I might've said this previously at some point along the way, but it certainly bears repeating:

God DAMN, Gina Gershon is HOT!!!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

Well yes, less then an hour away would be nice. I'm like two minutes away from one, so that's no problem. :)
A pox on you. All I have is an IHOP and a Steak and Shake about a 20 drive from me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what's with the quattro being all civil? my little pussyfart will straighten this thread out. ashbeeigh. go wash your cans using shampoo. read the directions and follow them

Lather
Rinse
Repeat

That should keep her out of here.

[RashoFan]

It'd be a toss up between you and a Gallagher show.
Gallagher he too is very funny

[RashoFan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXWQtH5lRg
If I could get the leather out fit and the body to wear it...I would dress like this for halloween...
Warning you will have to watch about 45 seconds of the video before you see what I am talking about...

[Mister Sinister]

I'm thinking of dressing as Mephistopheles for 10/31 this year.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXWQtH5lRg
If I could get the leather out fit and the body to wear it...I would dress like this for halloween...
Warning you will have to watch about 45 seconds of the video before you see what I am talking about...

A better option would be to go with the loincloth and crown of thorns.
:eyebrows

[RashoFan]

you don't think sexy trashy angels is not a good look?

[CuckingFunt]

Do you put whiskey in your eggnog?
My ex liked whiskey, but I think it's better with brandy.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

you don't think sexy trashy angels is not a good look?

Three words you need to ALWAYS remember:

Skin
to
win!

:spin

[RashoFan]

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

I might've said this previously at some point along the way, but it certainly bears repeating:

God DAMN, Gina Gershon is HOT!!!!!!
I don't think she is.

I don't think Jennifer Tilly is particularly hot either.

Yet, somehow, the two of them together made one of the greatest films of all time.

Go figure...

[Mister Sinister]

God, I love the Omen series.

[RashoFan]

Damien the teenage....was kinda hot with those piercing green eyes...I think I read somewhere that he was from Buenos Aires...

[Mister Sinister]

Damien the teenage....was kinda hot with those piercing green eyes...I think I read somewhere that he was from Buenos Aires...
The original is why I harbor a crush on 1976 Gregory Peck.

[RashoFan]

meh..i could leave that...

[CuckingFunt]

I love the episode of "Futurama" with Beck as guest star.

[CuckingFunt]

Procrasturbate.



Adult Swim has just given me a new favorite word.

[RashoFan]

Procraturbate???

[RashoFan]

sorry my ninja typing skills are failing me tonight...Procrasturbate???

[CuckingFunt]

Procraturbate???
Procrasturbate.

[CuckingFunt]

sorry my ninja typing skills are failing me tonight...Procrasturbate???
Yep.

Procrastinate + masturbate = procrasturbate.

[Mister Sinister]

Hallelujah, I found my Omen Collection.

[T Park]

the act of procrastinating from masturbating.

:lol

[Mister Sinister]

What about the act of masturbating out of procrastination?

[RashoFan]

did every one decide to go masturbate right now?

[Mister Sinister]

Ye...Maybe.

[RashoFan]

then that is wher I am going....peace

[RashoFan]

i keed iKeed

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to kill people tomorrow.

Good bye everybody.

This is the end...

[Mister Sinister]

Why, can't take peewee staring at your ass anymore?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm done.

[midgetonadonkey]

We couldn't fix it.

I'm done.

So are others.

[CuckingFunt]

Thank fucking God Adult Swim is taking "Frisky Dingo" off the air for a couple months. That show sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will kill

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I will kill

Is peewee going to be the first casualty?

[midgetonadonkey]

I need help.

[samikeyp]

Rodney Dangerfield too!!! RIP Rodney
love the movie Back to School.

:tu

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, my God.

[Mister Sinister]

This wins so hard.

[Mister Sinister]

My dad brought me home some tools from my grandpa's house in Champaign.

[Mister Sinister]

I have 3 hammers, a sickle, and a level.

[ATRAIN]

I finally get it and Melmart touched on it. ShagiaFrost is Pee wee's openly gay alter ego. It all makes sense now.

[Mister Sinister]

Actually, I'm not. I'm way too lazy to make multiple usernames.

[SanjayaFrost]

My dad brought me home some tools from my grandpa's house in Champaign.
It's because he knows you caught teh gay, like me. He is trying to butch you up.

This makes me lulz.

[ATRAIN]

Actually, I'm not. I'm way too lazy to make multiple usernames.


Considering your the alter ego, your pee wee side isnt too lazy.

[Mister Sinister]

:lmao Ha ha ha. Oh, WOW.

[Mister Sinister]

Considering your the alter ego, your pee wee side isnt too lazy.
I know what I said.

[SanjayaFrost]

:lmao Ha ha ha. Oh, WOW.
That's what you said last night. :eyebrows

[Mister Sinister]

Leetonidas, is that you?

[SanjayaFrost]

That's what you said last night. :eyebrows
Of course you were talking about my hair :depressed

[Mister Sinister]

It's true. My hair is way better than yours.

[SanjayaFrost]

Leetonidas, is that you?
wh0 1$ #3370n1P4$?

[Mister Sinister]

This only serves to enhance my suspicions.

[ATRAIN]

So how many pee wee alter egos are there, Pee wee's weewee (his small pecker), Shagia Frost ( his openly gay alter ego), and SanjayaFrost (another openly gay ater ego that hates his other openly gay alter ego).

[CuckingFunt]

Ugh... mornings.

[SanjayaFrost]

So how many pee wee alter egos are there, Pee wee's weewee (his small pecker), Shagia Frost ( his openly gay alter ego), and SanjayaFrost (another openly gay ater ego that hates his other openly gay alter ego).
I don't hate anyone, I am all about that love. Bessame mucho!

[Mister Sinister]

I'm no alter ego, mein Freund.

[Mister Sinister]

Ugh... mornings.
Bah. Put some duct tape on it. You'll be fine.

[samikeyp]

Ugh... mornings.

amen.

[Mister Sinister]

Eh, fuck this noise. B&N just opened, and I want to see if they have the new Freezepop CD.

[ATRAIN]

Eh, fuck this noise. B&N just opened, and I want to see if they have the new Freezepop CD.


Have Fun pee wee

[Mister Sinister]

Have Fun pee wee
I'm confused. What makes you think I'm pee wee?

[ATRAIN]

I'm confused. What makes you think I'm pee wee?


We know your confused pee wee.

[Mister Sinister]

I think that implying pee wee knows who the Frost Bros. are is giving him way too much credit. But fuck it. I'm out.

[samikeyp]

I think he's confused about his weewee.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm confused about the madness that's going on in here this morning.

[ATRAIN]

I think he's confused about his weewee.


I wonder what peewee's weewee thinks about his gay alter ego shagiafrost?

[ATRAIN]

I'm confused about the madness that's going on in here this morning.


ShagiaFrost is actually pee wee's homo alter ego.

[CuckingFunt]

ShagiaFrost is actually pee wee's homo alter ego.
No, that I got.

I'm just confused as to who decided this was acceptable Quattro material.

[ATRAIN]

No, that I got.

I'm just confused as to who decided this was acceptable Quattro material.


Calling out a member of the Quattro isn't acceptable material?

[samikeyp]

I think Mel the Enforcer needs to come in and spell out the rules again. If she has to kick a few asses in the process, so be it.

[CuckingFunt]

Calling out a member of the Quattro isn't acceptable material?
A string of this many posts without profanity is certainly a Quattro no-no.

Fucking hell.

[ORION]

I wish I was a professional fisherman

[CuckingFunt]

I think Mel the Enforcer needs to come in and spell out the rules again. If she has to kick a few asses in the process, so be it.
Mel the Enforcer makes me want to procrasturbate. :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

A string of this many posts without profanity is certainly a Quattro no-no.

Fucking hell.

All this fucking bullshit.

That's what happens when queers run amock in the Quattro.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck all that.

We can just wait out until ATRAIN's Ashbeeigh side comes out.

The we can all tell her to shut the fuck up.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder what peewee's weewee thinks about his gay alter ego shagiafrost?

I'll tell you what I think about the Texans:

David Carr is back baby!!!!

Shaub looked real impressive on the floor.

[samikeyp]

Mel the Enforcer makes me want to procrasturbate.

me too only I don't want to wait.

Of course that desire is also heightened of late with the increased RashoFan presence of late. :eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

I'll tell you what I think about the Texans:

David Carr is back baby!!!!

Shaub looked real impressive on the floor.


Does your Shagiafrost gay side watch football or just musicals?

[RashoFan]

Eh, fuck this noise. B&N just opened, and I want to see if they have the new Freezepop CD.
just asking...do you live next door to B&N?
...you were just there last night

[RashoFan]

Mel the Enforcer makes me want to procrasturbate. :eyebrows
CF is expanding her vocabulary.....
excellent use of the word procrasturbate!

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel the Enforcer makes me want to procrasturbate. :eyebrows

:madrun :madrun :madrun
:bang

:pctoss

WTF??????

[RashoFan]

me too only I don't want to wait.

Of course that desire is also heightened of late with the increased RashoFan presence of late. :eyebrows
when you feeling down...it is best to hang with friends!
....plus I might go on a killing rampage and that is so poor for my image!

[samikeyp]

when you feeling down...it is best to hang with friends!

That is what we are here for!

[CuckingFunt]

:madrun :madrun :madrun
:bang

:pctoss

WTF??????
I'm sorry.

My love for Mel is like a truck.

[peewee's lovechild]

Does your Shagiafrost gay side watch football or just musicals?

David Carr was pulling an impressive Shagia impression.

[peewee's lovechild]

David Carr was pulling an impressive Shagia impression.

I'm sorry, that was Matt Shaub.

It's so easy to confuse the two.

[RashoFan]

That is what we are here for!
No place like home...no place like home... :smokin

[samikeyp]

My love for Mel is like a truck.

Big, metal and full of gas?

[RashoFan]

I need some god damn coffee...brb

[CuckingFunt]

Big, metal and full of gas?
I was channeling Olaf for a moment there.

[CuckingFunt]

How the fuck can anyone be expected to get up and get dressed when it's still fucking dark as midnight outside?

[ATRAIN]

I'm sorry, that was Matt Shaub.

It's so easy to confuse the two.

hahah you think that hurts my feelings, nice try Shagia

[RashoFan]

How the fuck can anyone be expected to get up and get dressed when it's still fucking dark as midnight outside?
I don't know where you live and if you a referring to right now....try turning on the lights...it is sunshine all the way here in SA.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know where you live and if you a referring to right now....try turning on the lights...it is sunshine all the way here in SA.
I'm in Northern California and it's raining and dark. Way too tempting to stay in bed this morning.

[samikeyp]

Partly cloudy here and in the 50's...good fall weather.

[RashoFan]

I'm in Northern California and it's raining and dark. Way too tempting to stay in bed this morning.
ah...stay in bed...i might do the same thing....
does that mean we are in bed together??? :eyebrows

[samikeyp]

ah...stay in bed...i might do the same thing....
does that mean we are in bed together???

Best..post...ever! :clap

[RashoFan]

where is Melmart to round out the tois?

[RashoFan]

sorry just trying to give Mikey a heart attack....:p

[peewee's lovechild]

where is Melmart to round out the tois?

She's not here, but I'm sure I can help out.

:eyebrows

[RashoFan]

Pee Wee has this uncanny ability...he know when someone says tois and he comes barrelling into the thread....:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Pee Wee has this uncanny ability...he know when someone says tois and he comes barrelling into the thread....:lol

Hells yea.

You and The Funt together, on the same bed????

God damn!!

Now, I can't get up from my desk.

[RashoFan]

yes you can...just push the chair back for your desk about 3 inches and you won't hit anything....

[RashoFan]

Sorry that was mean....
I keed I keed...

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry that was mean....
I keed I keed...

Sadly, it was pretty much on target.

But, explaining the little lump on my crotch is still kind of awkward. So, I'll just sit here until it all dies down.

[ATRAIN]

yes you can...just push the chair back for your desk about 3 inches and you won't hit anything....


I love the pwning of pee wee by the females of spurs talk.

[RashoFan]

so long..farewell... it is time to say....




Fuck I have to go get ready for work....:pctoss

[Melmart1]

I'm confused about the madness that's going on in here this morning.
So am I. This is some happy horseshit going on in here. And since once again you fucking retards can't right the ship, I am going to have to. So here it goes:

Peewee doesn't have any alter egos on SpursTalk because he is too busy juggling all of the voices in his head. Plus, trolls are supposed to be funny so he has no business going down that road.

ATRAIN is just upset about the ashbeeigh bullshit so he is taking it out on Shagia. Shagia is a cock-hungry homo who says he is gay but is too scared of anal rippage to ever let anyone penetrate his brown eye. So he has a "girlfriend" to cover his tracks because he is too much of a fruity coward to come out.

Speaking of brown eyes, RashoFan is a dyke after all. Anyone who uses the word "tois" for a threesome is gay. And since she is a woman, being gay would make her a nub nibbler. "'Tois" is just as bad as when you used to call this place the " 'tro". It's not the 'ttro, it's the fucking quattro and if you can't deal with and act upon my demands then get the fuck out, you letter-dropping cunt gobbler.

[Melmart1]

Pee Wee has this uncanny ability...he know when someone says tois and he comes barrelling into the thread....:lol
No, he just smells desperation and tries to capitalize on it.

[peewee's lovechild]

So am I. This is some happy horseshit going on in here. And since once again you fucking retards can't right the ship, I am going to have to. So here it goes:

Peewee doesn't have any alter egos on SpursTalk because he is too busy juggling all of the voices in his head. Plus, trolls are supposed to be funny so he has no business going down that road.

ATRAIN is just upset about the ashbeeigh bullshit so he is taking it out on Shagia. Shagia is a cock-hungry homo who says he is gay but is too scared of anal rippage to ever let anyone penetrate his brown eye. So he has a "girlfriend" to cover his tracks because he is too much of a fruity coward to come out.

Speaking of brown eyes, RashoFan is a dyke after all. Anyone who uses the word "tois" for a threesome is gay. And since she is a woman, being gay would make her a nub nibbler. "'Tois" is just as bad as when you used to call this place the " 'tro". It's not the 'ttro, it's the fucking quattro and if you can't deal with and act upon my demands then get the fuck out, you letter-dropping cunt gobbler.

So, who was your morning?

[samikeyp]

She's not here, but I'm sure I can help out.

Dude..if RF, CF and Mel completed the holy trinity of girl-girl action, you wouldn't be allowed in the same neighborhood.

One cannot ask to be in the middle of that...you have to be invited and if you are not, you deal with it and move on. If you are lucky enough to be invited, then you thank your lucky stars and hang on for the ride.

[Melmart1]

Sorry that was mean....
I keed I keed...
You never apologize in the quattro. What the fuck is the matter with you? Everyone know's peewee has a tiny dick, no apologizing!!! If you can't hang in here, then get the fuck out!

[peewee's lovechild]

No, he just smells desperation and tries to capitalize on it.

This can't be denied.

Going without sex for 3 months makes a man insane.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

as when you used to call this place the " 'tro". It's not the 'ttro, it's the fucking quattro and if you can't deal with and act upon my demands then get the fuck out, you letter-dropping cunt gobbler.

I agree, Mel.

[samikeyp]

So am I. This is some happy horseshit going on in here. And since once again you fucking retards can't right the ship, I am going to have to. So here it goes:

Peewee doesn't have any alter egos on SpursTalk because he is too busy juggling all of the voices in his head. Plus, trolls are supposed to be funny so he has no business going down that road.

ATRAIN is just upset about the ashbeeigh bullshit so he is taking it out on Shagia. Shagia is a cock-hungry homo who says he is gay but is too scared of anal rippage to ever let anyone penetrate his brown eye. So he has a "girlfriend" to cover his tracks because he is too much of a fruity coward to come out.

Speaking of brown eyes, RashoFan is a dyke after all. Anyone who uses the word "tois" for a threesome is gay. And since she is a woman, being gay would make her a nub nibbler. "'Tois" is just as bad as when you used to call this place the " 'tro". It's not the 'ttro, it's the fucking quattro and if you can't deal with and act upon my demands then get the fuck out, you letter-dropping cunt gobbler.

Ahh...there's my girl.

[Melmart1]

This can't be denied.

Going without sex for 3 months makes a man insane.
Don't you have a wife? Is she tired of your tiny little nub already? That's why you are supposed to use your tongue when heredity betrays you and deals you a low, tiny blow.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude..if RF, CF and Mel completed the holy trinity of girl-girl action, you wouldn't be allowed in the same neighborhood.

One cannot ask to be in the middle of that...you have to be invited and if you are not, you deal with it and move on. If you are lucky enough to be invited, then you thank your lucky stars and hang on for the ride.

Waiting for an invitation is for pussies.

I want to crash the party and have some fun.

[samikeyp]

Don't you have a wife? Is she tired of your tiny little nub already? That's why you are supposed to use your tongue when heredity betrays you and deals you a low, tiny blow.

He has a Gashbeeigh.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't you have a wife? Is she tired of your tiny little nub already? That's why you are supposed to use your tongue when heredity betrays you and deals you a low, tiny blow.

Lies.

Blasphemous lies.

My penis isn't all that small.

[peewee's lovechild]

He has a Gashbeeigh.

Dude, really, she's a wild little minx in the sack.

[Melmart1]

Lies.

Blasphemous lies.

My penis isn't all that small.
Then why can't you get your wife to give you some? She would be doing us all a favor.

[samikeyp]

Waiting for an invitation is for pussies.

I want to crash the party and have some fun.

That is my point...if you crash it, you won't have any fun and you sure as hell are not going to get any pussy.

[Melmart1]

That is my point...if you crash it, you won't have any fun and you sure as hell are not going to get any pussy.
Which would explain why he hasn't gotten any in three months. He crashed his wife's party with her sancho and got the blue balls.

[samikeyp]

Which would explain why he hasn't gotten any in three months. He crashed his wife's party with her sancho and got the blue balls.

Exactly.

[samikeyp]

Which would explain why he hasn't gotten any in three months. He crashed his wife's party with her sancho and got the blue balls.

Well that and she hasn't needed a toothpick.

[peewee's lovechild]

Then why can't you get your wife to give you some? She would be doing us all a favor.

Mel you want me.

Give into it.

You know this to be true.

[peewee's lovechild]

That is my point...if you crash it, you won't have any fun and you sure as hell are not going to get any pussy.

I'm willing to risk it.

[RashoFan]

So am I. This is some happy horseshit going on in here. And since once again you fucking retards can't right the ship, I am going to have to. So here it goes:

Peewee doesn't have any alter egos on SpursTalk because he is too busy juggling all of the voices in his head. Plus, trolls are supposed to be funny so he has no business going down that road.

ATRAIN is just upset about the ashbeeigh bullshit so he is taking it out on Shagia. Shagia is a cock-hungry homo who says he is gay but is too scared of anal rippage to ever let anyone penetrate his brown eye. So he has a "girlfriend" to cover his tracks because he is too much of a fruity coward to come out.

Speaking of brown eyes, RashoFan is a dyke after all. Anyone who uses the word "tois" for a threesome is gay. And since she is a woman, being gay would make her a nub nibbler. "'Tois" is just as bad as when you used to call this place the " 'tro". It's not the 'ttro, it's the fucking quattro and if you can't deal with and act upon my demands then get the fuck out, you letter-dropping cunt gobbler.

is the term menage?
I don't know the ways of the Quattro....it has been awhile since I've been here....I would say sorry...but that is not allowed....

[peewee's lovechild]

Which would explain why he hasn't gotten any in three months. He crashed his wife's party with her sancho and got the blue balls.

It's like you have a camera into my life.

It's uncanny.

[samikeyp]

I'm willing to risk it.

You shouldn't. Your dick is small enough now....you try that stunt and you'll end up with a vag.

[CuckingFunt]

Where's this threesome shit coming from?

I want Mel all to myself. Everyone knows this.

[samikeyp]

Apparently RashoFan wants the best of both worlds, you and Mel.

Then again, don't we all? :)

[Mister Sinister]

Where's this threesome shit coming from?

I want Mel all to myself. Everyone knows this.
Berserkerrrrrrrr!

[Mister Sinister]

Also, B&N has failed me in my quest to get the new Freezepop album. But it kinda made up for it by letting me read the three Sin City books I hadn't yet.

[ORION]

I love Big Red

[peewee's lovechild]

Where's this threesome shit coming from?

I want Mel all to myself. Everyone knows this.
:madrun :madrun

Seriously, this has got to stop.

[CuckingFunt]

Also, B&N has failed me in my quest to get the new Freezepop album. But it kinda made up for it by letting me read the three Sin City books I hadn't yet.Has this CD been released yet? If so, why can't you just order it online? Or check a different store?

[CuckingFunt]

:madrun :madrun

Seriously, this has got to stop.Sorry.

It's one of the risks of e-dating a bisexual chick.

[Mister Sinister]

Has this CD been released yet? If so, why can't you just order it online? Or check a different store?
It's been released already, I know that much. And I *could* order it online, but...eh. I need to save as much $ as possible until November 2-4...and nowhere else I've checked has it. Oh, well.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry.

It's one of the risks of e-dating a bisexual chick.

I didn't sign up for this kind of treatment.

However, if you should include me in your soire with Mel, that would be a different story.

[Melmart1]

Peewee will never be included in anything related to CF and me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee will never be included in anything related to CF and me.

The bonds between CF and I are like titanium.

You are mistaken.

[Melmart1]

How much you wanna bet?

[peewee's lovechild]

How much you wanna bet?

You have no idea of what you are talking about.

She'll spurn me publicly to stay in your good graces, but she will spurn you in private.

Such is the sway that I hold over my e-lover.

[Mister Sinister]

I'd be willing to bet that the bonds between Mel and CF are made of a mixture of adamantium, mythril, and the rare but quite indestructible element, Unobtainium.

[CuckingFunt]

You have no idea of what you are talking about.

She'll spurn me publicly to stay in your good graces, but she will spurn you in private.

Such is the sway that I hold over my e-lover.Um... 'scuse me?

All of my spurning is done in public.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd be willing to bet that the bonds between Mel and CF are made of a mixture of adamantium, mythril, and the rare but quite indestructible element, Unobtainium.

The bonds between CF and I are other worldly.

I can't even describe the toughness of those bonds.

[peewee's lovechild]

Um... 'scuse me?

All of my spurning is done in public.

Yes, dear.

[samikeyp]

The bonds between CF and I are like titanium.

You are mistaken.

If by titanium, you mean invisible...yes.

Any guy who asks to get with in with two girls doing each other will be spurned. You have to be invited. Trust me p-dub...that invite isn't gonna happen for you. Hell, it won't happen for me either. It sucks but you gotta deal with it.

[Mister Sinister]

Pee wee got his hands on invisium?

[samikeyp]

Pee wee got his hands on invisium?

yeah...he calls it his dick.

No wait, that is invisible.

[Mister Sinister]

yeah...he calls it his dick.

No wait, that is nonexistent.
Fixed.

[peewee's lovechild]

If by titanium, you mean invisible...yes.

Any guy who asks to get with in with two girls doing each other will be spurned. You have to be invited. Trust me p-dub...that invite isn't gonna happen for you. Hell, it won't happen for me either. It sucks but you gotta deal with it.

Titanium isn't invisible.

I do like the "p-dub" though.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fixed.

I will never give in to your buttsechs requests.

[peewee's lovechild]

yeah...he calls it his dick.

No wait, that is invisible.

That was below the belt.

Right around the area where my invisible dick resides.

[Mister Sinister]

I will never give in to your buttsechs requests.
Schatzie, I wouldn't engage in buttsecks of any kind with you. You're too small to give it to me, and if I stuck it in your pooper, I would become diseased. Also, according to ATRAIN, I'd be fucking myself.

[CuckingFunt]

Any guy who asks to get with in with two girls doing each other will be spurned. You have to be invited.

I'm of the opinion that peewee is good people, but this is absolute truth.

[samikeyp]

Titanium isn't invisible.

no but your "unbreakable bonds" with Funt are.

[peewee's lovechild]

Schatzie, I wouldn't engage in buttsecks of any kind with you. You're too small to give it to me, and if I stuck it in your pooper, I would become diseased. Also, according to ATRAIN, I'd be fucking myself.

Go fuck yourself then.

And stop sending me PMs about how your dick glistens whenever you see my name in any forum.

That's just disgusting shit.

[samikeyp]

And stop sending me PMs about how your dick glistens whenever you see my name in any forum.

And you need to stop sending me PMs saying the same thing....I don't care about you or your dick.

[Mister Sinister]

Go fuck yourself then.

And stop sending me PMs about how your dick glistens whenever you see my name in any forum.

That's just disgusting shit.
That's odd. Your constant replies to it always gave me the impression that you liked it.

[CuckingFunt]

How can it possibly be that I'm the only one not receiving PMs about anyone's glistening member?

[Mister Sinister]

Probably because peewee's too busy whacking his 2 inches to nonexistent PMs about my glistening dick.

[CuckingFunt]

Probably because peewee's too busy whacking his 2 inches to nonexistent PMs about my glistening dick.That's not it.

I am constantly notified of the status of peewee's dick, it's just not via PM.

[Mister Sinister]

'Kay.

[Mister Sinister]

Damn, my supply of Unobtainium is running low. Gotta get some more.