Free Quattro Razor (8)

[peewee's lovechild]

I still remember my vivid dream with Ashbeeigh.

Anyone want to hear about it?

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyone?

[peewee's lovechild]

No takers?

[Silver21_Black20]

Are they filled with cocaine?

How's your nose, by the way?

No, you weirdo.

I'm over my cold/allergies, thank you!

[ORION]

I still remember my vivid dream with Ashbeeigh.

Anyone want to hear about it?
lay down, tell me all about it. start from your earliest memories

[ashbeeigh]

Too bad your broke in real life!!

Who's to say I don't have a trust fund I'm waiting on at 24?














I don't...but you don't know! Or do you? Ashbeeigh!

[ATRAIN]

Who's to say I don't have a trust fund I'm waiting on at 24?














I don't...but you don't know! Or do you? Ashbeeigh!

For someone who was looking and complaining about NOT having a job.....one would assume that YOU DON'T have a trust fund.

[ATRAIN]

I still remember my vivid dream with Ashbeeigh.

Anyone want to hear about it?


What the hell, i'm game.

[ashbeeigh]

For someone who was looking and complaining about NOT having a job.....one would assume that YOU DON'T have a trust fund.


Maybe I want to be like the rest of the real world. I could have a great uncle who owns all of Lake Shore Drive. You don't know.

[ATRAIN]

Maybe I want to be like the rest of the real world. I could have a great uncle who owns all of Lake Shore Drive. You don't know.


You could but I already know you don't so why are we still talking about this?

[midgetonadonkey]

is that better

A lot better.

I'm just looking out for you ORION. I wouldn't want the FBI to get the wrong idea. They do lurk in this thread. I KNOW IT!!!

[ATRAIN]

A lot better.

I'm just looking out for you ORION. I wouldn't want the FBI to get the wrong idea. They do lurk in this thread. I KNOW IT!!!


Are they here because of pee wee (ex sex offender) ?

[ashbeeigh]

You could but I already know you don't so why are we still talking about this?

Is that because you are me? What a turn of events. I feel a confession coming.

[Melmart1]

What the hell, i'm game.
Do not encourage him :nope

[ATRAIN]

Is that because you are me? What a turn of events. I feel a confession coming.


Ash you really are a stupid bitch

[ATRAIN]

Do not encourage him :nope


lol sorry i bored what can I say

[Melmart1]

the harder ashbeeigh tries to act clever, the dumber she looks.

[Melmart1]

lol sorry i bored what can I say
leave the laptop in the car again, did we?

[ATRAIN]

the harder ashbeeigh tries to act clever, the dumber she looks.


Its pretty sad that she tries to play along with everyone saying that we are the same person. Its her attempt to try to "fit" in.

[ATRAIN]

leave the laptop in the car again, did we?


Nooo, and if you read your pm you would know this ;)

[Melmart1]

What are these PMs that you speak of?

[Melmart1]

I got a PM from peewee, I think he wants me to take him off of ignore. I am considering it ... all those who think I should take peewee off of ignore say "aye" and all those opposed say "nay."

[ATRAIN]

I got a PM from peewee, I think he wants me to take him off of ignore. I am considering it ... all those who think I should take peewee off of ignore say "aye" and all those opposed say "nay."


nay

[Silver21_Black20]

aye

[Melmart1]

That's one aye and one nay. Decisions, decisions.

[ATRAIN]

That's one aye and one nay. Decisions, decisions.


I think 1 Billups 1 should decide, if he doesnt answer then thats a NO

[Silver21_Black20]

I think 1 Billups 1 should decide, if he doesnt answer then thats a NO

It is 1Billups1, how can you screw up his name?

[Melmart1]

It is 1Billups1, how can you screw up his name?
Because he's a fucking n00b.

[Silver21_Black20]

Because he's a fucking n00b.

Not only that, 1Billups1 doesn't talk, he lurks. I hope it stays that way or the Quattro will go down in ruins.

Don't try to get 1Billups1 to talk again, ATRAIN.

[samikeyp]

Nay.

Although I will support Mel in any choice she makes. :toast

[Silver21_Black20]

That's one aye and one nay. Decisions, decisions.

I'm sure midge and peewee will say "aye", they are out having lunch together as we speak.

Everyone say, Awwwwwwww!!

[Melmart1]

I'm sure midge and peewee will say "aye", they are out having lunch together as we speak.

Everyone say, Awwwwwwww!!
I bet they are eating sausage.

[Melmart1]

Smoked sausage.

[samikeyp]

I bet they are eating sausage.

yeah...each others.

[ATRAIN]

I'm sure midge and peewee will say "aye", they are out having lunch together as we speak.

Everyone say, Awwwwwwww!!


I dont think pee wee should have a vote. Is pee wee trying to steak your man?

[ATRAIN]

It is 1Billups1, how can you screw up his name?


lol cause the bastard never talks, and I wasnt trying to get him to talk, I was just trying to get Mel to keep pee wee on ignore.

[Melmart1]

http://ktkore.hitori-janai.net/sausage.jpg

Mmmmm, sausage

[Silver21_Black20]

:wow :lol

[Melmart1]

I bet peewee's is more like these, though:

http://www.bryanfoods.com/images/products/cocktail-smokies/bty-cocktailsmokies.jpg

[samikeyp]

:lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

[Melmart1]

will peewee have a meltdown and tell us how big his kielbassa is when he gets back?

Someone will have to let me know if he does. I still have him on ignore :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

will peewee have a meltdown and tell us how big his kielbassa is when he gets back?

Someone will have to let me know if he does. I still have him on ignore :lol

Don't check any pm's he sends you, he might send you a pic to verify. :lol

[ATRAIN]

will peewee have a meltdown and tell us how big his kielbassa is when he gets back?

Someone will have to let me know if he does. I still have him on ignore :lol


we should start a poll on how many posts in a row he will have when he gets back, i am betting 5

[Melmart1]

Holy Shit! There is such a thing as squid sausage!!!

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11543664/Squid_Sausage.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Don't check any pm's he sends you, he might send you a pic to verify. :lol


lol

[Melmart1]

That shit looks gross. I bet Squid inked in it before they cased it.

[Melmart1]

Don't check any pm's he sends you, he might send you a pic to verify. :lol
As long as his bitch lover ashbeeigh isn't nekkid in any of them, I can accept that.

[ATRAIN]

That shit looks gross. I bet Squid inked in it before they cased it.


that picture gives new meaning to "eat a bag of dicks"

[samikeyp]

As long as his bitch lover ashbeeigh isn't nekkid in any of them, I can accept that.

better that than the man-teats.

oh wait....

:lol

[Melmart1]

better that than the man-teats.

oh wait....

:lol
He wouldnt dare send me the man-teats again. That is the reason he is on ignore in the first place.

[samikeyp]

Then again....man-teats v. gashbeeigh-teats.

Its a lose-lose situation.

[ATRAIN]

As long as his bitch lover ashbeeigh isn't nekkid in any of them, I can accept that.


LOL was that the green light for pee wee?

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF226-Preserves.jpg

[ATRAIN]

He wouldnt dare send me the man-teats again. That is the reason he is on ignore in the first place.


what would you do if he does?

[ORION]

As long as his bitch lover ashbeeigh isn't nekkid in any of them, I can accept that.
whoa are you saying that you want him to send you a picture of his dong?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yeah...each others.they'd both starve

[ATRAIN]

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF226-Preserves.jpg


LOL

[ATRAIN]

they'd both starve


question is who would starve first?

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn you all.

[peewee's weewee]

question is who would starve first?
Don't hate.

[Melmart1]

Damn you all.
That's not a denial.

[samikeyp]

:lmao @ peewee's weewee's avatar.

[ATRAIN]

Don't hate.


LOL fav. team hahahaha

[midgetonadonkey]

I shouldn't have to deny anything. My heteroness is a fact that should never be doubted by the likes of you people.

[ATRAIN]

I shouldn't have to deny anything. My heteroness is a fact that should never be doubted by the likes of you people.


It was pee wee's homoness that was in question, and since you were with him, whatever happened, happened!

[ATRAIN]

Peewee's back...............here comes the post rage!!

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (7 members and 1 guests)
ATRAIN, Melmart1, peewee's weewee, Silver21_Black20, ashbeeigh, midgetonadonkey, ORION

[Melmart1]

LOL fav. team hahahaha
Don't hate on the Lakers. They are a very storied franchise!

[ATRAIN]

Don't hate on the Lakers. They are a very storied franchise!


LOL

[Melmart1]

Peewee's back...............here comes the post rage!!

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (7 members and 1 guests)
ATRAIN, Melmart1, peewee's weewee, Silver21_Black20, ashbeeigh, midgetonadonkey, ORION
:wtf where is peewee? isn't that a troll?

[peewee's weewee]

LOL fav. team hahahaha
Don't hate on the greatness that is the Lakers. My penis grows to the size of a grape just thinking about them.

[ATRAIN]

:wtf where is peewee? isn't that a troll?


LOL dammit your right, oh well guess the post rage will have to wait.

[Melmart1]

LOL dammit your right, oh well guess the post rage will have to wait.
You are a damn tease.

Love your sig, btw :)

[Fixed]

Don't hate on the greatness that is the Lakers. My penis grows to the size of a grapenut just thinking about them.

[ATRAIN]

You are a damn tease.

Love your sig, btw :)


lol thank you I worked hard to earn the sig.

[peewee's weewee]

I wish I was Irish. Then I would pick a fight with someone and call myself a Fighting Irish. That would be hot.

[peewee's weewee]

Instead I am just a Mexican with a tiny pinga.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

peewee's weewee is on fiya!

[peewee's weewee]

A frontrunning Mexican.

[peewee's weewee]

:lmao

peewee's weewee is on fiya!
Speaking of fire, I tried to pee on one once to put it out, but only dribbles came out.

[ATRAIN]

Instead I am just a Mexican with a tiny pinga.


LMAO

[peewee's weewee]

My weewee hasn't been the same since the Yankees lost. I can't watch A-Rod on TV anymore. He makes me want to nail him with the full force of my 1.5 inches.

[ATRAIN]

My weewee hasn't been the same since the Yankees lost. I can't watch A-Rod on TV anymore. He makes me want to nail him with the full force of my 1.5 inches.


LMAO, so tell me wee wee who are you a fan of today?

[peewee's weewee]

My weewee hasn't been the same since the Yankees lost. I can't watch A-Rod on TV anymore. He makes me want to nail him with the full force of my 1.5 inches.
This doesn't make me gay, does it? Not that there is anything wrong with that. Some of my best friends are gay. Ask Midge.

[peewee's weewee]

LMAO, so tell me wee wee who are you a fan of today?
The Red Sox, of course. They have a rich history and have won a title this decade. It makes me proud to be a part of Red Sox Nation.

[Melmart1]

I wish I was Irish. Then I would pick a fight with someone and call myself a Fighting Irish. That would be hot.
:lmao I can't wait to see what peewee will say now. In fact, I may very well take him off ignore just to be able to witness the carnage.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao I can't wait to see what peewee will say now. In fact, I may very well take him off ignore just to be able to witness the carnage.


Will we see a meltdown?

[peewee's weewee]

Will we see a meltdown?
Nobody will chupa my pinga because they can't find it and I work in a library. You would meltdown, too.

[Melmart1]

The word "pinga" makes me lol.

[ORION]

Speaking of fire, I tried to pee on one once to put it out, but only dribbles came out.
but you ended up peeing on your balls

[peewee's weewee]

Peeing on your balls really itches. Especially when they are hairy like mine.

[peewee's weewee]

My balls are so hairy, my scrotum looks like Lenny Kravtiz with a toothpick in his mouth.

[peewee's weewee]

Only the toothpick is my tiny pinga.

[Melmart1]

My balls are so hairy, my scrotum looks like Lenny Kravtiz with a toothpick in his mouth.
:vomit:

I did NOT need that visual.

[ORION]

My skin is cold,
Transfusion with somebody
Morose and old,
Drop into fruitless dying

It was tempting and bared,
The whoring angel rising
Now burning prayers,
My silent time of losing

My foes - they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself

Long for the blur,
We cannot dry much longer
Cement to dirt,
Disgusted with my cheapness

My foes - they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself

[ashbeeigh]

Well, it's official. I'm going to hell. I'm not a good person, according to God.

[Silver21_Black20]

Well, it's official. I'm going to hell. I'm not a good person, according to God.

You are just now figuring this out. Did you do anal?

[Melmart1]

All whores go to hell, ashbeeigh. It's all those guys you banged for money in college.

[Mister Sinister]

I'm going to hell, too.

[Mister Sinister]

Level 5, to be exact.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well, it's official. I'm going to hell. I'm not a good person, according to God.

God thinks you are a piece of shit and hopes you die.

[ashbeeigh]

All whores go to hell, ashbeeigh. It's all those guys you banged for money in college.

I could have sworn it was because I was lustful. But your reasons cold have something to do with it, as well.

[ORION]

FYI guys do not eat a lot of asparagus at one time.

[midgetonadonkey]

I could have sworn it was because I was lustful. But your reasons cold have something to do with it, as well.

Do you crave cock?

[Mister Sinister]

I wonder why God hates me so much lately.

[ORION]

http://www.billybear4kids.com/animal/whose-toes/rooster3.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder why God hates me so much lately.

He's always hated you. Don't think it's just a recent thing.

[ORION]

He's always hated you. Don't think it's just a recent thing.
:lol

[Mister Sinister]

Well, I know *that.* It's just been more than usual lately.

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you crave cock?

According to the Chinese placemat at all Chinese restaurants, my sign is a cock.

[Mister Sinister]

Mine's a dragon. My western is Cancer. This makes me a crabby dragon.

[ORION]

According to the Chinese placemat at all Chinese restaurants, my sign is a cock.
that's too easy

[ORION]

Mine's a dragon. My western is Cancer. This makes me a crabby dragon.
or maybe a dragon with crabs

[peewee's weewee]

I wonder why God hates me so much lately.
It could be worse. You could work in a library.

[Mister Sinister]

or maybe a dragon with crabs
Or a dragon that gives people cancer/crabs?

[ORION]

It could be worse. You could work in a library.
but its a co-ed library

[peewee's weewee]

but its a co-ed library
It doesn't matter if you look like I do. :depressed

[ashbeeigh]

Do you crave cock?

once a whore always a whore.

[peewee's weewee]

once a whore always a whore.
You crave my cock. Admit it.

[ORION]

It doesn't matter if you look like I do. :depressed
:lol -- thats cold

[Viva Las Espuelas]

FYI guys do not eat a lot of asparagus at one time.why does asparagus makes your piss smell really bad? that's the only thing i fear when i eat asparagus.

[ORION]

http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/dustygozongas/full/dustygozongas58.jpg

[peewee's weewee]

I have a passion for ashbeeigh that rages like a four-alarm fire. I want to stuff her cunt with all five of my centimeters and spray her with my 2ml of manseed.

[ORION]

why does asparagus makes your piss smell really bad? that's the only thing i fear when i eat asparagus.
I've been farting my brains out

[ashbeeigh]

why does asparagus makes your piss smell really bad? that's the only thing i fear when i eat asparagus.

It's the type of vitamins and fiber that it's made out of.

[peewee's weewee]

:lol -- thats cold
It was also a little Emo. Imagine peewee as an Emo. I bet he would be a cutter.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've been farting my brains outyou set yourself up on that one.

[ORION]

you set yourself up on that one.
its not a set up when you willingly provide. what you never fart

[peewee's weewee]

ashbeeigh likes for me to fart when she is giving me head

[ORION]

ashbeeigh likes for me to fart when she is giving me head
you know what would be funny if someone farted in someone's mouth and their lip were right on their butthole and that person's cheeks puffed out

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck this noise. It's after 5. The ponytail goes bye bye now.

[ashbeeigh]

you know what would be funny if someone farted in someone's mouth and their lip were right on their butthole and that person's cheeks puffed out

that is so gross that I laughed a little when I read it.

[TheQuattro]

You all are some nasty folks. This thread needs a password.

[ORION]

You all are some nasty folks. This thread needs a password.
good idea. the password will be gopher saddles

[Mister Sinister]

I hate you.

[jman3000]

im gonna get drunk tonight and play video games. im so happy.

[Mister Sinister]

Soon as about 7 PM rolls around, I'm going to sleep. I've been up since 12 PM yesterday.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YRZV14zD-k
It's a song about Titties AND Beer.
My two favorite things in this world.

[ATRAIN]

According to the Chinese placemat at all Chinese restaurants, my sign is a cock.


you know what they say you are what you eat!!

[midgetonadonkey]

you know what they say you are what you eat!!

According to that logic she would be chinese food.

[CuckingFunt]

the harder ashbeeigh tries to act clever, the dumber she looks.It'd be funny if it weren't so fucking painful.

[CuckingFunt]

I got a PM from peewee, I think he wants me to take him off of ignore. I am considering it ... all those who think I should take peewee off of ignore say "aye" and all those opposed say "nay."I'm late, but aye.

[CuckingFunt]

According to the Chinese placemat at all Chinese restaurants, my sign is a cock.Mine is a horse.

And I'm a Gemini.

Which, if I'm doing the math right, means I'm hung like two horses. :eyebrows









... wait a minute...

[Mister Sinister]

God, I feel better. A shower, a shave, and I have messed with my hair enough to fulfill my gayness quota for the day.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i've found her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeA8zvToNNA&NR=1

[marini martini]

ouwwwww chi wa wa

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Miss a day and I miss a lot.
Fucking crappy connection!
:pctoss

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YRZV14zD-k
It's a song about Titties AND Beer.
My two favorite things in this world.

Thank you for sharing this.
I haven't heard this song in a long ass time!
:tu

[peewee's lovechild]

What is this strange obsession with my cock?

[peewee's lovechild]

I mean, I understand why Ashbeeigh would talk about it. She has had several happy-joy hours of enjoyment because of my cock. But, I don't understand the rest of you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh yea, I vote "aye".

[peewee's lovechild]

I think it's time Melmart releases me from my punishment.

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel like Jesus must have felt dangling on a piece of wood.

[peewee's lovechild]

That last statement sounds kinda funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyway, my cock size is not what should be at issue here.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, just for yall's information, it's very average.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, slightly below average.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Melmart's picture of the cocktail sausage is very apropriate.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did I spell that word right?

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyway, I was going to send Mel a picture of my cock, but I wasn't sure if she would continue my banishment if I would send it to her.

[peewee's lovechild]

Plus, I wouldn't want her to send the pic to half a million people.

[peewee's lovechild]

I really don't understand the obsession.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've named my penis "Little Tom Cruise" for it's propensity to jump wildly when it's in love.

[peewee's lovechild]

I should've called it "Little Russell Crowe" because it's always angry.

[peewee's lovechild]

I could've gone with "Little Robin Williams" because it's hairy and funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, my balls aren't THAT hairy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Although, I must admit that I haven't trimmed them in I don't know how long.

[peewee's lovechild]

They look like an angry little muslim that's angry at the U.S.A. and plotting on blowing up the Tower of America.

[peewee's lovechild]

It probably looks a little more like Tommy Chong.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm also upset that no one took my up on my Ashbeeigh dream until I logged out.

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell is up with that?

[peewee's lovechild]

My penis is sad.

[ATRAIN]

I'm also upset that no one took my up on my Ashbeeigh dream until I logged out.


you can still share, im bored again

[peewee's lovechild]

you can still share, im bored again

Fuck, now I'm getting busy again.

But, lets just say that it involves a trampoline, a slip n' slide, a cucumber, an eggplant, and some potted meat.

I can't go into detail here, but you get the picture.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where the fuck is my menudo you cock sucker????

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel like having some tamales right about now.

[peewee's lovechild]

Some chicken tamales, as a matter of fact.

[peewee's lovechild]

None of this bean tamales bullshit.

[ATRAIN]

Where the fuck is my menudo you cock sucker????


I didnt even get any, my grandma was mia. Actually she was there I just didnt see her till I was about to leave hahaha. Bean Tamales are where its at!!!

Hey guys why does pee wee and his family have tamales every christmas??? So they can have something to unwrap hahaha.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey guys why does pee wee and his family have tamales every christmas??? So they can have something to unwrap hahaha.

True.

I don't celebrate christmas.

[ATRAIN]

True.

I don't celebrate christmas.


I want Bean Tamales now :(.

[CuckingFunt]

If I had any tamales here, I'd eat them for breakfast.

[CuckingFunt]

According to the morning news, there have been over 350,000 marijuana plants confiscated in my county in 2007 alone. You know the cops smoke that shit after they cut it down. Otherwise, where else would it all go?

[ATRAIN]

According to the morning news, there have been over 350,000 marijuana plants confiscated in my county in 2007 alone. You know the cops smoke that shit after they cut it down. Otherwise, where else would it all go?


Like in Super Troopers?

[mrsmaalox]

According to the morning news, there have been over 350,000 marijuana plants confiscated in my county in 2007 alone. You know the cops smoke that shit after they cut it down. Otherwise, where else would it all go?
Humboldt county? I had friends from there about 20 years ago and that was their claim to fame then too! I used to live in Thurston county, Washington and they have always had the highest number of home growers; supposedly one out of every 4 homes grows pot.

[mrsmaalox]

What, no more troll password?

[CuckingFunt]

Like in Super Troopers?
I never saw Super Troopers, so I don't know.

But, really, what else would they do with it?

[CuckingFunt]

Humboldt county? I had friends from there about 20 years ago and that was their claim to fame then too!
My parents lived here in the 70's and it was the same thing. This place will always be a hippie haven.

[ATRAIN]

I never saw Super Troopers, so I don't know.

But, really, what else would they do with it?


that is true im sure they burn it hahaha

[peewee's lovechild]

I never saw Super Troopers, so I don't know.

But, really, what else would they do with it?

How have you gone through life without having seen Super Troopers???

I'm beyond disappointed right now.

Our internet relationship hangs in the balance.

[peewee's lovechild]

By the way, The Funt and I had e-sex this morning.

It was . . . . wonderful.


Mmmmmmmmm.

[CuckingFunt]

How have you gone through life without having seen Super Troopers???

I'm beyond disappointed right now.

Our internet relationship hangs in the balance.
Just not my type of humor. Very, very few of those kinds of movies are able to even make me chuckle.

[ATRAIN]

Just not my type of humor. Very, very few of those kinds of movies are able to even make me chuckle.


Broken Lizard films are great!!

[CuckingFunt]

Broken Lizard films are great!!
Okay.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just not my type of humor. Very, very few of those kinds of movies are able to even make me chuckle.

You are missing out.

[ATRAIN]

Okay.


Next week grindhouse planet terror, did you ever pick up death proof? I never did I guess im waiting for next week before I pick it up.

[CuckingFunt]

Next week grindhouse planet terror, did you ever pick up death proof? I never did I guess im waiting for next week before I pick it up.
I got it.

Extended version is good and the extras are good, but the fake previews aren't on the disk and I still think splitting the movies is bullshit.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just heard an acoustic version of "Imagine" by Chet Atkins.

I can't believe I'm going to say this: It was pretty fucking good.

[Silver21_Black20]

True.

I don't celebrate christmas.

Well, I do so you better buy me a present.

[ATRAIN]

Well, I do so you better buy me a present.


lol think that will work?

[Silver21_Black20]

lol think that will work?

Yea, he knows better.

[Mister Sinister]

I celebrate Christmas, but it pisses me off how it isn't about Jesus anymore. I mean, I'm not overly religious by any stretch (I haven't gone to a regular church service in about 2 years), but...still. It bothers me.

[CuckingFunt]

I like Santa better.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just based on beards alone, Santa>>>>>Jesus.

[ATRAIN]

I celebrate Christmas, but it pisses me off how it isn't about Jesus anymore. I mean, I'm not overly religious by any stretch (I haven't gone to a regular church service in about 2 years), but...still. It bothers me.


and im sure it bothers Jesus that you like guys

[midgetonadonkey]

and im sure it bothers Jesus that you like guys

I'm sure it bothers Jesus that you are such a douche.

[Jesus Christ]

I hate ATRAIN. Even I think he is a pussy.

[ATRAIN]

True.

I don't celebrate christmas.


but its a very storied holiday!!

[ATRAIN]

I'm sure it bothers Jesus that you are such a douche.


He will hate you just the same then!!

[Silver21_Black20]

but its a very storied holiday!!

:lol

[Buddy Christ]

I hate ATRAIN. Even I think he is a pussy.


Atrain is my buddy, you need to cheer up

[Buddy Christ]

I celebrate Christmas, but it pisses me off how it isn't about Jesus anymore. I mean, I'm not overly religious by any stretch (I haven't gone to a regular church service in about 2 years), but...still. It bothers me.


http://pics.thewebstop.com/buddy%20christ.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

and im sure it bothers Jesus that you like guys
Somehow, I doubt it. Will I be punished for loving, or will people like you be punished for hating?

[ATRAIN]

Somehow, I doubt it. Will I be punished for loving, or will people like you be punished for hating?


How about C........ both!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Atrain's smack talk is elementary level.

I just feel embarrassed for you most of the time.

[ATRAIN]

Atrain's smack talk is elementary level.

I just feel embarrassed for you most of the time.


I wasnt talking smack to him I was answering his question. Why are you confused.

[peewee's weewee]

but its a very storied holiday!!
Well, since you put it like that ...

I am a Christmas fan since way back when I was a fetus and my penis was so small it was inverted.

[ATRAIN]

Well, since you put it like that ...

I am a Christmas fan since way back when I was a fetus and my penis was so small it was inverted.


lol

[peewee's weewee]

Atrain's smack talk is elementary level.

I just feel embarrassed for you most of the time.
It's still better than mine. My smack is weaker than the spray that comes out of my tiny nozzle when I am whacking it to an A-Rod clutch playoff hits montage.

[jman3000]

oops... my bad.

[ATRAIN]

It's still better than mine. My smack is weaker than the spray that comes out of my tiny nozzle when I am whacking it to an A-Rod clutch playoff hits montage.


LOL so is there only 1 hit in the montage?

[peewee's weewee]

LOL so is there only 1 hit in the montage?
Well, it doesn't take very long to pleasure a man of my size. So a long montage isn't needed. It's like Aladdin rubbing his lamp, three strokes and out it comes.

[ATRAIN]

Well, it doesn't take very long to pleasure a man of my size. So a long montage isn't needed. It's like Aladdin rubbing his lamp, three strokes and out it comes.


lol

[peewee's weewee]

Where is my hetero life partner, Midge?

[Melmart1]

Where is my hetero life partner, Midge?
I wish Midge and weewee were like Jay and Silent Bob. With weewee playing the Silent Bob role.

[Melmart1]

Does peewee have a Russian cousin named Olaf?

[Melmart1]

Will he sing "Berserker" for us?

[CuckingFunt]

Thank fucking Jeebus I didn't drive to school and pay for parking today.

[ATRAIN]

I wish Midge and weewee were like Jay and Silent Bob. With weewee playing the Silent Bob role.


right now they are more like Jay and Bob, I wish they both played the role of silent bob

[Melmart1]

"My love for you is like a truck, Berserkerrrrrrrrr!"

[ATRAIN]

"My love for you is like a truck, Berserkerrrrrrrrr!"


lol

[CuckingFunt]

Would you like some making fuck, Berserker!!

[Melmart1]

"Would you like some making fuck, Berserkerrr!"

[Mister Sinister]

"My love for you is like a truck, Berserkerrrrrrrrr!"
"Would you like some making fuck, Berserkerrrrrrrrr!"

[Mister Sinister]

Damn it!

[Melmart1]

"Did he say 'making fuck?'"

[Mister Sinister]

My love for you is ticking clock, Berserkerrrrrrrrr!

[Melmart1]

I see several "Clerks" fans in the house :lol

[Melmart1]

"Would you like to suck my cock, Berserkerrrr!"

[Melmart1]

"That's beautiful, man!"

[Mister Sinister]

:lol I watched Mallrats last night. Every time I go to Woodfield and see a kid on the escalator, I will say loudly, "I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!"

[ATRAIN]

I wish Midge and weewee were like Jay and Silent Bob. With weewee playing the Silent Bob role.


Then again Midge kind of reminds me of that guy that throws up when they make fun of LOTR in Clerks II. They kind of look alike.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Does ashbeeigh play the "Snowball" role?

[ATRAIN]

:lol I watched Mallrats last night. Every time I go to Woodfield and see a kid on the escalator, I will say loudly, "I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!"


I want to find a 3 nipple gypsy.

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, my God, that kid is back on the escalator again!!!

[CuckingFunt]

:lol I watched Mallrats last night. Every time I go to Woodfield and see a kid on the escalator, I will say loudly, "I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!"For some reason, I've never finished watching all of Mallrats. I should add it to my Blockbuster queue and finally give it a go.

[Melmart1]

Does ashbeeigh play the "Snowball" role?
Why can't she play Caitlyn, who gets sent to a mental institution after she fucks the corpose in the bathroom? Surely she can't access the internet in the looney bin.

[ATRAIN]

For some reason, I've never finished watching all of Mallrats. I should add it to my Blockbuster queue and finally give it a go.


its a classic!!

[ATRAIN]

"That's beautiful, man!"


You know what your not allowed to rent here no more!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Why can't she play Caitlyn, who gets sent to a mental institution after she fucks the corpose in the bathroom? Surely she can't access the internet in the looney bin.Another fantastic idea from Melmart.