Free Quattro Razor (8)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Why can't she play Caitlyn, who gets sent to a mental institution after she fucks the corpose in the bathroom? Surely she can't access the internet in the looney bin.

Then who's gonna be the poor old fart she fucks in the bathroom?

[Mister Sinister]

You know what your not allowed to rent here no more!!!
Why are the shutters closed?

[CuckingFunt]

its a classic!!I've sat down and attempted to watch that one on several occasions, but it always gets interrupted with an emergency.

[ATRAIN]

Why are the shutters closed?


I like when Randall is ordering all the porn and then says oh yeah and Happy Scrappy the Hero Pupp hahhahha

[Melmart1]

Then who's gonna be the poor old fart she fucks in the bathroom?
Damn, maybe peewee should play that role, since he has already fucked her. Shagia can play Silent Bob. In fact, that is a brilliant idea. If he couldn't talk, he can't infect us with teh gay.

[ATRAIN]

Damn, maybe peewee should play that role, since he has already fucked her. Shagia can play Silent Bob. In fact, that is a brilliant idea. If he couldn't talk, he can't infect us with teh gay.


come on we all know billups is Silent Bob

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Why are the shutters closed?

"Buncha savages in this town...."

[leemajors]

its a classic!!
it's the only kevin smith movie i can still watch without vomiting.

[Silver21_Black20]

Then again Midge kind of reminds me of that guy that throws up when they make fun of LOTR in Clerks II. They kind of look alike.

Do you have an obsession with "the midge"? You talk about him a lot.

[Mister Sinister]

Damn, maybe peewee should play that role, since he has already fucked her. Shagia can play Silent Bob. In fact, that is a brilliant idea. If he couldn't talk, he can't infect us with teh gay.
It's too late. You're already infected. :lol It's funny, because whenever we watch a View Askew movie, I pantomime Silent Bob.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, maybe peewee should play that role, since he has already fucked her. Shagia can play Silent Bob. In fact, that is a brilliant idea. If he couldn't talk, he can't infect us with teh gay.That would be good for me.

I've already been battling that infection for 29 years.

[Melmart1]

come on we all know billups is Silent Bob
Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that. So Shagia is out, sorry. You can be Olaf.

[Mister Sinister]

Dante: You are a danger to both the dead and the living.
Randal: I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
Dante: Please get the hell out of here.
Randal: You know I'm your hero.

[ATRAIN]

Do you have an obsession with "the midge"? You talk about him a lot.


actually he tends to talk about ME a lot, I never start talking to him or about him until he starts.

[Mister Sinister]

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that. So Shagia is out, sorry. You can be Olaf.
I dunno, man, but this guy's a character.

[CuckingFunt]

actually he tends to talk about ME a lot, I never start talking to him or about him until he starts.That just means you're a pussy with hurt feelings.

Which is funny.

[Silver21_Black20]

actually he tends to talk about ME a lot, I never start talking to him or about him until he starts.

That's true, I think you guys are meant to be. Of course you will have to fight off peewee. Both peewee's.

[ATRAIN]

That just means you're a pussy with hurt feelings.

Which is funny.


Hurt feelings, no not really. Just dont really like the guy. If he wasnt a texans and astros fan, I would hate him.

[ATRAIN]

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that. So Shagia is out, sorry. You can be Olaf.


NOW the question is which character are you?

[Melmart1]

That's true, I think you guys are meant to be. Of course you will have to fight off peewee. Both peewee's.
There are two peewee's? :dizzy I knew I felt a particularly bad ripple in The Force recently.

[ATRAIN]

NOW the question is which character are you?


Veronica?

[Silver21_Black20]

There are two peewee's? :dizzy I knew I felt a particularly bad ripple in The Force recently.

peewee's lovechild and peewee's weewee.

Which I think, peewee's weewee >>>> peewee's lovechild.

[ATRAIN]

peewee's lovechild and peewee's weewee.

Which I think, peewee's weewee >>>> peewee's lovechild.


LOL I would agree with that.

[Melmart1]

Veronica?
Well, I do make a good lasagna ...

[CuckingFunt]

Mmmmmmmmmm lasagna.

[ATRAIN]

Well, I do make a good lasagna ...


but 37?

[Melmart1]

peewee's lovechild and peewee's weewee.

Which I think, peewee's weewee >>>> peewee's lovechild.
Oh, shit! How did I now get that? :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Well, I do make a good lasagna ...

I knew there was a reason I liked you!
:spin

[Melmart1]

And I agree, peewee's weewee is way better than the original. How sad for the peewee.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

but 37?

"Try not to suck any dicks on your way across the parking lot!!!"
"Hey you, get back here!!!"
:lol

[ATRAIN]

"Try not to suck any dicks on your way across the parking lot!!!"
"Hey you, get back here!!!"
:lol


lol

[Mister Sinister]

Snooch to the nooch.

[CuckingFunt]

And I agree, peewee's weewee is way better than the original. How sad for the peewee.Well, at least peewee's weewee never had to resort to e-roofies to get an internet girlfriend.

[ATRAIN]

Well, at least peewee's weewee never had to resort to e-roofies to get an internet girlfriend.


Plus Peewee's weewee doesnt flirt with ashwhore.

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, God. I love the Hecklers.
"I like the movie so far."
"It hasn't started yet."
"That's what I like about it!"

[Melmart1]

Plus Peewee's weewee doesnt flirt with ashwhore.
Even trolls have higher standards than peewee :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Even trolls have higher standards than peewee :lol

The ultimate insult!
:lmao

[samikeyp]

Even trolls have higher standards than peewee

and bigger cocks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, I do so you better buy me a present.

Well, I was going to buy Midge some black lace panties . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

but its a very storied holiday!!

Halloween is much more storied than Christmas, but I still don't give a shit.

The Ancient Holloween rituals were so much better than any Christmas ritual because they used to burn withches.

Now THAT I could go for.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's still better than mine. My smack is weaker than the spray that comes out of my tiny nozzle when I am whacking it to an A-Rod clutch playoff hits montage.

That's just fucking stupid!!!

Everyone knows I jack to Jeter.
That's why SilBlack and I are good friends.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish Midge and weewee were like Jay and Silent Bob. With weewee playing the Silent Bob role.

Actually, that's not too far from the truth.

[peewee's lovechild]

Does peewee have a Russian cousin named Olaf?

Bizerker!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

NOW the question is which character are you?

Melmart can be Amy, from Chasing Amy.

Mmmmmm, that would be nice.

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee's lovechild and peewee's weewee.

Which I think, peewee's weewee >>>> peewee's lovechild.

That hurt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Even trolls have higher standards than peewee :lol
True.

[peewee's lovechild]

and bigger cocks.

Sadly, also true.

[CuckingFunt]

And now it's raining. I knew I should have gotten the cat litter out of the car a few minutes ago.

[ATRAIN]

Halloween is much more storied than Christmas, but I still don't give a shit.

The Ancient Holloween rituals were so much better than any Christmas ritual because they used to burn withches.

Now THAT I could go for.


I work with some old hags, can we burn them instead?

[peewee's weewee]

Well, at least peewee's weewee never had to resort to e-roofies to get an internet girlfriend.
No, I just pay for my internet girlfriends. This way I spare myself the humiliation of having to show them my tiny pinga.

[peewee's weewee]

The cam girlies are actually a lot of fun. I tried to get one to dress up like Jeter once but she refused.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I work with some old hags, can we burn them instead?


This is good logic.
Hags tend to burn better since they're so dried out already.

[Silver21_Black20]

That's just fucking stupid!!!

Everyone knows I jack to Jeter.
That's why SilBlack and I are good friends.

This is true.

[Melmart1]

This is true.
I forgot you are a Jeter fan. :vomit: You should be a Teixeira fan now. He has a great ass. I always sat near 1st base when I went to Rangers games.

[ORION]

there is a girl from Costco trying to sell memberships here right now and she has the most perfect tail I've seen in some time however she has the face of a baby wildebeest

[peewee's weewee]

there is a girl from Costco trying to sell memberships here right now and she has the most perfect tail I've seen in some time however she has the face of a baby wildebeest
I'd still hit it. Even if it was the face of an adult wildebeest. With acne.

[peewee's lovechild]

I work with some old hags, can we burn them instead?

I'm up for that.

If only it wasn't for the "against the law" shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, I just pay for my internet girlfriends. This way I spare myself the humiliation of having to show them my tiny pinga.

Everyone wants the pinga.

[CuckingFunt]

there is a girl from Costco trying to sell memberships here right now and she has the most perfect tail I've seen in some time however she has the face of a baby wildebeestThat's what doggie style is for.

[peewee's lovechild]

The cam girlies are actually a lot of fun. I tried to get one to dress up like Jeter once but she refused.

I had to pay extra for that, but I managed to get it done.

It was the best 23 seconds of my life.

[peewee's weewee]

When you are hung like a toddler, you can't be too picky.

[CuckingFunt]

For some reason, the word "pinga" always makes me think of going to the liquor store with my friends in high school. Which, in turn, makes me think of "Chupa-chups" candies.

[peewee's lovechild]

there is a girl from Costco trying to sell memberships here right now and she has the most perfect tail I've seen in some time however she has the face of a baby wildebeest

Dude, you should have seen the pair of tits I saw earlier this morning!!!!!!!!!

Fuck!!!!!!

The most perfectest pair of breastesses I've ever seen!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

When you are hung like a toddler, you can't be too picky.
I used to get so much tail when I was a toddler.

It all went downhill a couple of years after that.

[ATRAIN]

there is a girl from Costco trying to sell memberships here right now and she has the most perfect tail I've seen in some time however she has the face of a baby wildebeest


nothing that a paper bag can't fix

[peewee's lovechild]

For some reason, the word "pinga" always makes me think of going to the liquor store with my friends in high school. Which, in turn, makes me think of "Chupa-chups" candies.

Chupa-chups remind me of Mexico . . . . and all the girls I paid to chupa-chup my pinga.

[ATRAIN]

I'd still hit it. Even if it was the face of an adult wildebeest. With acne.


Why are you talking about Midge like that?

[peewee's weewee]

I used to get so much tail when I was a toddler.

It all went downhill a couple of years after that.
Yeah, when they realized my weewee wasn't going to grow in proportion to my belly, they all went running.

[ATRAIN]

Dude, you should have seen the pair of tits I saw earlier this morning!!!!!!!!!

Fuck!!!!!!

The most perfectest pair of breastesses I've ever seen!!!!!!!


What size would these be?

[peewee's weewee]

What size would these be?
Bigger than yours but slightly smaller than mine. I would say a D-cup.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, when they realized my weewee wasn't going to grow in proportion to my belly, they all went running.

I was forced to hit on little boys.
That's how I met Midge all those years ago.

[peewee's lovechild]

What size would these be?

Dude, I'm not really sure.

All I know is that they were popping out of her blouse.

They were definitely in the DD range.

They were so beautiful.
There was a chorus of angels singing as I stared at her titties.

[Mister Sinister]

So, what, you just do it because you like it now?

[peewee's lovechild]

Bigger than yours but slightly smaller than mine. I would say a D-cup.
I resemble that remark.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, what, you just do it because you like it now?

Not sure where you're going with this.

[Mister Sinister]

By the time you figure it out, it won't matter anymore.

[peewee's lovechild]

By the time you figure it out, it won't matter anymore.
I'm confused.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Nooo, woman don't cry"

[peewee's weewee]

I resemble that remark.
Of course. You are a fat Mexican. If you spent half as much time on a treadmill as you do yanking on me at night, you wouldn't have such big manboobs.

[peewee's lovechild]

Marley kicks ass.

[Mister Sinister]

I'm confused.
Good.

[peewee's weewee]

Not sure where you're going with this.
Goddamnit, he means you still molest little boys. Is all the blood down here in this head instead of the one on your neck?

[peewee's lovechild]

Of course. You are a fat Mexican. If you spent half as much time on a treadmill as you do yanking on me at night, you wouldn't have such big manboobs.

The manboobs are an accesory.

They go pretty well with the rest of me.

Everyone's seen my picture here.

Maybe I should repost it.

[ORION]

I'm not saying I wouldn't have relations I'm just making observations of how ugly she was.

[peewee's lovechild]

Goddamnit, he means you still molest little boys. Is all the blood down here in this head instead of the one on your neck?

Fuck.

I had just finished jacking off to the memory of the mammories I had seen earlier.

You can't blame me.

[CuckingFunt]

Not sure where you're going with this.
Here ya go...


I was forced to hit on little boys.
That's how I met Midge all those years ago.

So, what, you just do it because you like it now?

[peewee's weewee]

The manboobs are an accesory.

They go pretty well with the rest of me.

Everyone's seen my picture here.

Maybe I should repost it.
I don't know what you look like. All these years I have been attached to your hairy fucking scrotum and can't see over your spare tires to see your face. What a shitty life it is being your penis.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not saying I wouldn't have relations I'm just making observations of how ugly she was.

Are we still talking about little boys here?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm confused.

[ORION]

I once dated this girl with THE best tail I've seen, cute face but smelled of BO. It last about 3 weeks after my sinus infection cleared up and I could smell again

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know what you look like. All these years I have been attached to your hairy fucking scrotum and can't see over your spare tires to see your face. What a shitty life it is being your penis.

I'm the one living with it.

Trust me, it's worse for me.

[ORION]

I'm confused.
If the girl is laying on her back her vagina is the hole on top. Does that help?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Halloween is much more storied than Christmas, but I still don't give a shit.

The Ancient Holloween rituals were so much better than any Christmas ritual because they used to burn withches.

Now THAT I could go for.

Hey peewee,
would you want to burn THESE witches?

http://www.moviesforguys.com/movieimages/thewitchesofbreastwick.jpg

*listens for the sound of footfalls rushing to the nearest bathroom*

[peewee's lovechild]

I once dated this girl with THE best tail I've seen, cute face but smelled of BO. It last about 3 weeks after my sinus infection cleared up and I could smell again

Midge reeks of BO all the time.

[peewee's weewee]

Fuck.

I had just finished jacking off to the memory of the mammories I had seen earlier.

You can't blame me.
I hate when you manually stimulate me like that. You are too pussy to get me any pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey peewee,
would you want to burn THESE witches?

http://www.moviesforguys.com/movieimages/thewitchesofbreastwick.jpg

*listens for the sound of footfalls rushing to the nearest bathroom*

After I ravish them with peewee's weewee.

[CuckingFunt]

I once dated this girl with THE best tail I've seen, cute face but smelled of BO. It last about 3 weeks after my sinus infection cleared up and I could smell againYou could have gently informed her of the problem.

Like, with presents... deodorant wrapped in a red bow, maybe.

[ORION]

Are we still talking about little boys here?
no

[Mister Sinister]

Hey peewee,
would you want to burn THESE witches?

http://www.moviesforguys.com/movieimages/thewitchesofbreastwick.jpg

*listens for the sound of footfalls rushing to the nearest bathroom*
Holy SHIT, I've seen that movie!!!

[peewee's weewee]

If the girl is laying on her back her vagina is the hole on top. Does that help?
I am barely long enough to penetrate the outer labia. How is directing me to a vagina I will never reach helpful? You are just a fucking tease.

[CuckingFunt]

If the girl is laying on her back her vagina is the hole on top. Does that help?Technically, it's the hole in the middle. But hopefully peewee's not small enough that the top hole would even be an option.

[Silver21_Black20]

Midge reeks of BO all the time.

Aw . . . he does not. :lol

[ORION]

You could have gently informed her of the problem.

Like, with presents... deodorant wrapped in a red bow, maybe.
or say "hey lets wash my truck" and take her outside and "Accidently" dump a bucket full of soapy water on her.
She would have said" gosh you sure do wash your truck a lot before we have sex

[peewee's weewee]

I am barely long enough to penetrate the outer labia. How is directing me to a vagina I will never reach helpful? You are just a fucking tease.
Of course, this wouldn't be an issue if peewee would stop going after the nastiest, most stretched-out skanky cunts around. He once tried to bang a woman with labia so long you could tie them in a bow.

[CuckingFunt]

or say "hey lets wash my truck" and take her outside and "Accidently" dump a bucket full of soapy water on her.
She would have said" gosh you sure do wash your truck a lot before we have sexThat would work, too.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Technically, it's the hole in the middle. But hopefully peewee's not small enough that the top hole would even be an option.

If that's the case, you might be misdirecting him towards the belly button.

[CuckingFunt]

If that's the case, you might be misdirecting him towards the belly button.I assumed we were sticking to the vulva's general vacinity.

[peewee's weewee]

Of course, this wouldn't be an issue if peewee would stop going after the nastiest, most stretched-out skanky cunts around. He once tried to bang a woman with labia so long you could tie them in a bow.
What's worse is that sick fuck wanted to wear that bow in his head. He isn't peewee's lovechild, he is J. Edgar Hoover's lovechild, if you know what I mean. You should see what's in his closet.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

or say "hey lets wash my truck" and take her outside and "Accidently" dump a bucket full of soapy water on her.
She would have said" gosh you sure do wash your truck a lot before we have sex

Should've taken her to one of those DIY carwash stalls and sprayed her with that high pressure nozzle.

[peewee's weewee]

What's worse is that sick fuck wanted to wear that bow in his head. He isn't peewee's lovechild, he is J. Edgar Hoover's lovechild, if you know what I mean. You should see what's in his closet.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate when you manually stimulate me like that. You are too pussy to get me any pussy.

It's soooooooo much easier this way.

[peewee's weewee]

It's soooooooo much easier this way.
You fat, lazy fuck! Get me some pussy! I long for the wet, silky walls of a woman instead of your callused hands that smell suspiciously of ham.

[peewee's lovechild]

Of course, this wouldn't be an issue if peewee would stop going after the nastiest, most stretched-out skanky cunts around. He once tried to bang a woman with labia so long you could tie them in a bow.

God damit weewee!!!!!!

Fuck, that's some embarassing shit!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I assumed we were sticking to the vulva's general vacinity.

You would hope so, but peewee's weewee strikes me as the "any-port-in-a-storm" type.

[ORION]

Technically, it's the hole in the middle. But hopefully peewee's not small enough that the top hole would even be an option.
:lol
I knew he was confused but I wouldn't have thought he was that lost

[peewee's lovechild]

What's worse is that sick fuck wanted to wear that bow in his head. He isn't peewee's lovechild, he is J. Edgar Hoover's lovechild, if you know what I mean. You should see what's in his closet.

You can't see above my tires.
You can only look down.

These are lies.

[peewee's weewee]

You would hope so, but peewee's weewee strikes me as the "any-port-in-a-storm" type.
Any port, any hole. I would fuck the hole in a bottle of port wine if it meant he would keep his hairy palms off of me.

[peewee's lovechild]

You fat, lazy fuck! Get me some pussy! I long for the wet, silky walls of a woman instead of your callused hands that smell suspiciously of ham.

It's not gonna happen.

Well, maybe if I get me some roofies.

[peewee's weewee]

You can't see above my tires.
You can only look down.

These are lies.
Yeah, look down, right at your cheap Payless knockoff shoes. You can't even cross-dress properly, you broke fucking librarian.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Any port, any hole. I would fuck the hole in a bottle of port wine if it meant he would keep his hairy palms off of me.

So the saying "I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe!" applies to you as well?

[peewee's weewee]

So the saying "I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe!" applies to you as well?
Who is this Dawn that you speak of? Is she easy?

[peewee's weewee]

I will fuck anything that doesn't have the HIV. Which is why I can't fuck Midge.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, look down, right at your cheap Payless knockoff shoes. You can't even cross-dress properly, you broke fucking librarian.

Mom always said that I'm a snappy dresser.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who is this Dawn that you speak of? Is she easy?

I don't have the money to sway her my way.

[peewee's lovechild]

I will fuck anything that doesn't have the HIV. Which is why I can't fuck Midge.

Midge is okay with lambskin condoms.

[peewee's weewee]

I don't have the money to sway her my way.
That's because you drank it all away, borracho. I know, I couldn't get up for a day after that.

[peewee's weewee]

I just sat there like a limp little pipe cleaner. And just as thin.

[ORION]

Should've taken her to one of those DIY carwash stalls and sprayed her with that high pressure nozzle.
are you going to use wax ?
I brought my own wax baby. We have to apply a couple tablespoons at a time though

[peewee's weewee]

Mom always said that I'm a snappy dresser.
Banana clips, glitter eyeshadow and chonklas are not snappy.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

are you going to use wax ?
I brought my own wax baby. We have to apply a couple tablespoons at a time though

Don't forget to detail the undercarriage!

[peewee's weewee]

I wish peewee would detail his undercarriage. I think there might be something growing there. Actually, I just wish he would take a shower. Be nice not to be covered in smegma for once.

[CuckingFunt]

Banana clips, glitter eyeshadow and chonklas are not snappy.I am officially of the opinion that the person behind this troll is a woman or a gay man. No one else should be able to so easily make a banana clip reference.

[peewee's weewee]

I am officially of the opinion that the person behind this troll is a woman or a gay man. No one else should be able to so easily make a banana clip reference.
Don't give away my identity, you dumb broad. Or I will tell everyone what I found under your skirt after peewee used his roofies.

[Mister Sinister]

In b4 it's Shagia.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Who is this Dawn that you speak of? Is she easy?

jman?!?!?
Is that you!?!??

[peewee's weewee]

jman?!?!?
Is that you!?!??
:pctoss

[Melmart1]

Don't give away my identity, you dumb broad. Or I will tell everyone what I found under your skirt after peewee used his roofies.
Not more lame "CuckingFunt is a man" smack, I hope :rolleyes

[peewee's weewee]

Not more lame "CuckingFunt is a man" smack, I hope :rolleyes
So what if it is? You may have a pussy but you are as much of a tease as that man, CF.

[peewee's weewee]

I'd still hit up CF, though. Anything with a pulse.

[peewee's weewee]

Pulse optional, if I am really desperate.

[peewee's weewee]

Does that make peewee a necrophiliac?

[samikeyp]

So what if it is? You may have a pussy but you are as much of a tease as that man, CF.

Just because she wants nothing to do with the poquito pinga....doesn't make her a tease...it makes her smart.

[peewee's weewee]

Just because she wants nothing to do with the poquito pinga....doesn't make her a tease...it makes her smart.
This is actually true.

[peewee's weewee]

Of course, she flirts with you, so how smart can she really be?

[samikeyp]

About as smart as one can get. ;)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Pulse optional, if I am really desperate.

So if you found the maggot-adorned corpse of ashbeeigh rotting away in the gutter one night, it'd still be on and crackin'?

[Melmart1]

Of course, she flirts with you, so how smart can she really be?
Very smart. That is one hot hunk of manliness up in Michigan. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

About as smart as one can get. ;)
Yeah, what he said :lol

[samikeyp]

Of course, she flirts with you, so how smart can she really be?

Jealousy is a mother fucker. :)

[samikeyp]

Very smart. That is one hot hunk of manliness up in Michigan.

Far be it from me to dispute the word of a lady. :)

[peewee's weewee]

So if you found the maggot-adorned corpse of ashbeeigh rotting away in the gutter one night, it'd still be on and crackin'?
It's not like that nasty fuck peewee hasn't hit it up already. And trust me, that pussy is so rank, the maggots and rotting wouldn't make a big difference.

[peewee's weewee]

Far be it from me to dispute the word of a lady. :)
:lmao @ melmart being a lady

[CuckingFunt]

Don't give away my identity, you dumb broad. Or I will tell everyone what I found under your skirt after peewee used his roofies.Tell what you want. You know as well as I do I've got nothing to be embarrassed about.

[samikeyp]

:lmao @ you getting into a lady.

[peewee's weewee]

:lmao @ you getting into a lady.
:pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

This thread is sooooooo NOT conducive to working on the paper that's due tomorrow.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It's not like that nasty fuck peewee hasn't hit it up already. And trust me, that pussy is so rank, the maggots and rotting wouldn't make a big difference.

So if Shagia presented as well, would you go balls deep in that hershey highway as well?
Just trying to see where the line that you won't cross is.

[CuckingFunt]

So if Shagia presented as well, would you go balls deep in that hershey highway as well?
Just trying to see where the line that you won't cross is.You're going to be looking for a LONG time.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You're going to be looking for a LONG time.

You're probably right.

[peewee's weewee]

So if Shagia presented as well, would you go balls deep in that hershey highway as well?
Just trying to see where the line that you won't cross is.
I will thrust my 1.5 inches of mangirth into anything that will stay still long enough.

[Mister Sinister]

I wouldn't be able to stay still. I'd be too busy laughing.

[Melmart1]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 10 (9 members and 1 guests)
Melmart1, ShagiaFrost, peewee's weewee, 1Billups1, ORION, 1369, peewee's lovechild, Viva Las Espuelas, ATRAIN
I bet YOU are peewee's weewee, aren't you?

[peewee's weewee]

I wouldn't be able to stay still. I'd be too busy laughing.
Don't worry, you wouldn't have to stay still for very long. I beat the 24 second clock more times than Michael Jordan.

[CuckingFunt]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 10 (9 members and 1 guests)
Melmart1, ShagiaFrost, peewee's weewee, 1Billups1, ORION, 1369, peewee's lovechild, Viva Las Espuelas, ATRAIN
I bet YOU are peewee's weewee, aren't you?I think you're on to something.

Although, I've always suspected that Billups was everyone.

[Melmart1]

I think you're on to something.

Although, I've always suspected that Billups was everyone.
Yeah ... I could be 1Billups1, too ... hmmm ....

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah ... I could be 1Billups1, too ... hmmm ....I know I am.

[CuckingFunt]

Shit... wait... why can't we delete posts?

:pctoss

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Shit... wait... why can't we delete posts?

:pctoss

BUSTED!!!

[CuckingFunt]

BUSTED!!!Oh, fuckbutter.

[midgetonadonkey]

I fucked butter once. It's oily.

[CuckingFunt]

I fucked butter once. It's oily.I'd think it would be more greasy than oily.

What's lard like?

[midgetonadonkey]

Greasy.

[ORION]

I am 1Billiups1

[Silver21_Black20]

I am 1Billups1

[ORION]

hot tail girl is still here and she has a friend.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've been dating 1Billups1?

[ORION]

I've been dating 1Billups1?
When did we date ?

[ORION]

I'm Spartacus

[Jesus]

Just based on beards alone, Santa>>>>>Jesus.

Based on penis alone..Jesus>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Midgetonadonkey.

[Spartacus]

I'm Spartacus

I'm Spartacus!!!

[Mr.Bookman]

It could be worse. You could work in a library.


You got a problem with library workers, joy boy!?!?!?

[samikeyp]

hot tail girl is still here and she has a friend.

Two great tastes that taste great together.

[Mister Sinister]

AGH! I totally killed myself at work tonight.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SesJTJsM1uE

[Silver21_Black20]

I want more beer.

[ShoogarBear]

I want more bear.:eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOlYUhWORZY

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SesJTJsM1uE

:lmao

"They even sacrificed babies they stole from their mothers."

This shit is gold.

[ShoogarBear]

You expect me to watch a six-minute Youtube? Pass.

[midgetonadonkey]

But it's about Jesus.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.myhoneyandme.com/images/going.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Not_Everyone_Is_As_Kind_As_You.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Wtf_Is_That.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Monkey_Butt_Tattoo.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Cat_Tattoo.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Mountain_Lion_Encounter.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Retards.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hopefully this doesn't get deemed too offensive.

"How to paint a dog":

http://www.momsbox.com/upload/[email protected]

[Jesus]

But it's about Jesus.

Believe me.....I don't need your help.

[Buddy Christ]

Believe me.....I don't need your help.


IMPOSTER!!

[The Sun]

Good morning, have a great day.

[ATRAIN]

Whats up with the Jesus battles?

[peewee's lovechild]

Does anyone have a beat-up Jesus picture?

That would be nice this morning.

[samikeyp]

Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back, Carson?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck mornings.

Fuck them right in the ass.

[ORION]

and I fuck a sheep
and I fuck a goat
I rammed my cock right down his throat
SO WHAT
SO WHAT

[samikeyp]

Fuck mornings.

Fuck them right in the ass.

I sense....hostility?

Has Peewee been PM'ing you again? :)

[peewee's lovechild]

I sense....hostility?

Has Peewee been PM'ing you again? :)

I did, but she was happy about it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't know what happened afterward.

[CuckingFunt]

I sense....hostility?

Has Peewee been PM'ing you again? :)I don't mind peewee's PMs.

He's, so far, never sent me man boobs.

[samikeyp]

I did, but she was happy about it.

Says Mr. E-Roofie.

[leemajors]

Whats up with the Jesus battles?
http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBBD38674A8E7DFA 7B8FE5B94EE9697AAD

[ORION]

Potluck Day !!! but no beer

[ORION]

I hate coffee

[JuanValdez]

I love to wake up with some pan dulce and a nice cup of cafe.

[Melmart1]

I don't mind peewee's PMs.

He's, so far, never sent me man boobs.
:madrun

[ORION]

I love to wake up with some pan dulce and a nice cup of cafe.
well Juan all we have here at work are 1 , 1 1/2 and 2 bagger coffees. They sound more rating a girl after a date rather than a nice cup of joe

[ORION]

someone brought sushi for potluck and they just have it sitting on the table right now. put that mutha loving plate in the fridge

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't mind peewee's PMs.

He's, so far, never sent me man boobs.

That, my sweet, can be arranged.

[peewee's lovechild]

:madrun

I was hoping that you would read past that post.

[peewee's lovechild]

someone brought sushi for potluck and they just have it sitting on the table right now. put that mutha loving plate in the fridge

"It smells like fish, but tastes like chicken!!"

[samikeyp]

"It smells like fish, but tastes like chicken!!"

I think I dated her once.

[ORION]

"It smells like fish, but tastes like chicken!!"
taste like chicken keep on licking
taste like trout get the hell out

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I dated her once.

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

taste like chicken keep on licking
taste like trout get the hell out

I'll have to use that one sometime soon.

[samikeyp]

Tastes like flowers
Go for hours.

[ORION]

If its yellow leave it mellow.
If its brown flush it down.

[CuckingFunt]

The TA for my Friday morning Statistics small group looks like he could have been in Revenge of the Nerds. And he gets shaky and flustered in front of the class if he makes a slight error on the chalkboard.

It's amusing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tastes like flowers
Go for hours.

Now that's cool.

[peewee's lovechild]

The TA for my Friday morning Statistics small group looks like he could have been in Revenge of the Nerds. And he gets shaky and flustered in front of the class if he makes a slight error on the chalkboard.

It's amusing.

I remember you saying that you have a thing for nerds.

[Sophia Petrillo]

If its yellow leave it mellow.
If its brown flush it down.
At Shady Pines, the men would love to mellow the yellow but the yellow is in bags attached to their bed. We won't talk about the brown.

[CuckingFunt]

I remember you saying that you have a thing for nerds.No, I like guys who are nerdy.

Which is vastly different from the taped up coke bottle glasses and pocket protector type of nerd.

[Sophia Petrillo]

No, I like guys who are nerdy.

Which is vastly different from the taped up coke bottle glasses and pocket protector type of nerd.
Good luck with that. You are too picky about men, thats why you will end up alone, like my Dorothy.

[CuckingFunt]

Good luck with that. You are too picky about men, thats why you will end up alone, like my Dorothy.You are wise, Sophia.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, I like guys who are nerdy.

Which is vastly different from the taped up coke bottle glasses and pocket protector type of nerd.

You said you thought my pocket protector was cute.

[CuckingFunt]

You said you thought my pocket protector was cute.I may have said it was practical, but definitely not cute.

[CuckingFunt]

I am so fucking tired today it's ridiculous.

After my last class, I think I'm going to come home and sleep for about 12 hours.

[ORION]

I am so fucking tired today it's ridiculous.

After my last class, I think I'm going to come home and sleep for about 12 hours.
I get a headache if I sleep more than 10 hrs

[CuckingFunt]

I get a headache if I sleep more than 10 hrsI do too, actually. So I probably won't come home and sleep for that long, but I'd like to.

[Headon]

I get a headache if I sleep more than 10 hrs

I never have that problem.

[ORION]

I never have that problem.
I thought that stuff was a disposable blow job. whoa good thing you said something before I asked the pharmacist for an instant blow job

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I thought that stuff was a disposable blow job. whoa good thing you said something before I asked the pharmacist for an instant blow job

Like that hasn't stopped you before!
:rolleyes

[peewee's lovechild]

I just farted and it smells like ATRAIN's armpits.

[ORION]

Like that hasn't stopped you before!
:rolleyes
well at least a powder you can sprinkle on it

[ORION]

wouldn't it be awesome if there was a blow job store and the services were covered under your health insurance.

[TenBuckTammy]

wouldn't it be awesome if there was a blow job store and the services were covered under your health insurance.

If look down the right street corner you just may find one.

[ORION]

If look down the right street corner you just may find one.
what insurance plans do you take

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What the fuck? I go to work and this nearly drops off the first page.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have ignored my Quattro duties today. For that, I apologize.

[Mister Sinister]

I did something at the mall yesterday that will forever bring me epic amounts of lulz. My little bro and I were just sorta hanging out, and we both had our trenchcoats on. I, for my part, also had my hair slicked back with copious amounts of hair gel. So, we're walking on the upper floor, heading towards the FYE to see if they had the new Freezepop CD, when we walk by the Abercrombie store. I was suddenly conscious of some of the help in that store just staring at me, open-mouthed.