Free Quattro Razor (8)

[jman3000]

somebody put celophane all around my car... bitches will pay.

[jman3000]

it actually helped get rid of the layer of dirt that had formed. so really i should be thinking them.

[stretch]

yea, the other day someone put toilet paper and peanut butter on my car. although they did the shittiest job ever. almost all the toilet paper fell off the car and was in my grass, and the peanut butter was just a couple huge clumps, not even spread over the car. i was dissappointed.

[Melmart1]

I got Jager!

I got Jager!!

I got Jager!!!
Did you notice there are only four people left in Survivor league and three of them are girls -- you, me and Kori.

[Silver21_Black20]

Did you notice there are only four people left in Survivor league and three of them are girls -- you, me and Kori.

I did. I am in good company. ;)

[midgetonadonkey]

I got Jager!

I got Jager!!

I got Jager!!!

Jager bombs tonight!!

[ashbeeigh]

somebody put celophane all around my car... bitches will pay.

:lmao that happened this summer in Dallas. Funniest thing...ever. Take the person's clothes out of their closet. That's the ultimate revenge.

[peewee's lovechild]

I got Jager!

I got Jager!!

I got Jager!!!

Where (the fuck) is my vodka bottle??????

[samikeyp]

Where (the fuck) is my vodka bottle??????

ashbeeigh's cooch.

[peewee's lovechild]

ashbeeigh's cooch.
Every now and then I like to change things up.

So, no.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao that happened this summer in Dallas. Funniest thing...ever. Take the person's clothes out of their closet. That's the ultimate revenge.

Lame.

Everybody knows the ultimate revenge is murdering a close family member and then having sex with the corpse in front of the person. :rolleyes

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh's cooch.

I don't burn that badly when I go down.

[samikeyp]

I don't burn that badly when I go down.

yeah but it does when someone goes down on you. :)

[ashbeeigh]

damn. That was dirty. CF is throwing up a little bit in her mouth, wherever she is.

[ashbeeigh]

yeah but it does when someone goes down on you. :)

Lies.

[samikeyp]

Lies.

Only if you cleaned that thing out once in a while.

[ashbeeigh]

Only if you cleaned that thing out once in a while.

Wouldn't you like to know.

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh, have you ever given a blowjob?

[trashbeigh]

I don't know about ashbeigh, but I give amazing blowjobs.

[samikeyp]

Wouldn't you like to know.

Let's see....do I want to go where every man has gone before?

No.

[ORION]

something is missing today. ..what is it ?

[Melmart1]

something is missing today. ..what is it ?
Burnt mecco.

[batman2883]

im going to state, where the girls are finer and a lot dumber so i have a higer chance of getting felatio'd

[TenBuckTammy]

I don't know about ashbeigh, but I give amazing blowjobs.

I suck.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't burn that badly when I go down.

This is true.

I can attest to that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Lies.
I'll back you up on that.

It tastes a little like honey.

I was pleasantly surprised.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know about ashbeigh, but I give amazing blowjobs.
So they say.

I'm still waiting.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, I'm horny.

[samikeyp]

Damn, I'm horny.

How is right now any different than any other time? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ashbeeigh, have you ever given a blowjob?this question is does she give a blowjob or a handjob. a blowjob is a blowjob. keep your hands to your side, ladies. make note of that tidbit. the sloppier the better.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn, I'm horny.

Since ashbeeigh makes you horny, no vodka for you.

[midgetonadonkey]

this question is does she give a blowjob or a handjob. a blowjob is a blowjob. keep your hands to your side, ladies. make note of that tidbit. the sloppier the better.

Spoken like a man that has given many blowjobs.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Spoken like a man that has given many blowjobs.that's pretty weak. just like your Texans.

[ORION]

Spoken like a man that has given many blowjobs.
speaking of a man who gives blowjobs where is Batman

[RichardSimmons]

speaking of a man who gives blowjobs where is Batman

:elephant :elephant

[jman3000]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/11/1189182414336wv1td6.gif

[jman3000]

bitch

[ORION]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/11/1189182414336wv1td6.gif
I think Zack's hair is also trying to fight Slater

[jman3000]

nothing can fight slater... he was bay side's version of the terminator

[jman3000]

if i had a jerry curl like him... i could probably bag this hot indian girl fucking with her iphone.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i could probably bag this hot indian girl fucking with her iphone.

I would imagine fucking your iPhone would stretch the cooch.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would imagine fucking your iPhone would stretch the cooch.

Especially is she is Indian. They usually have their cunts sewn up at 3 years old.

[jman3000]

theyre deceptively slim. i think it would be the same as about 3 fingers worth.

[CuckingFunt]

I would imagine fucking your iPhone would stretch the cooch.Without even considering the stretch factor, I just don't think that would be very pleasurable. They're not really shaped effectively.

[peewee's lovechild]

Since ashbeeigh makes you horny, no vodka for you.

Ashbeeigh no longer makes me horny then.

[CuckingFunt]

Ashbeeigh no longer makes me horny then.I think vodka should be forever denied due to the fact that you had to throw a "no longer" in there.

[Mister Sinister]

I agree with the Funt. I also move that the 4th Omen movie be stricken from existence. Forevar.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh no longer makes me horny then.


Jerk.

[ashbeeigh]

Everyone should watch the Big Bang Theory. That show was awesome.

[samikeyp]

Everyone should watch the Big Bang Theory. That show was awesome.

You made a sex tape too?

[ashbeeigh]

You made a sex tape too?

This could go so many ways, but no. It's on CBS at 7:30.

[Silver21_Black20]

Mmmmmmmmmm . . . Jager Bombs!!!!!

[marini martini]

You made a sex tape too?
w/ pee wee no doubt :lol :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

compaw compaq compaq compaq

[samikeyp]

w/ pee wee no doubt

:lol true.

[ShoogarBear]

toy boat toy boat toy boat


Actually, that was much harder.

[ShoogarBear]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6403/bootsigle0.jpg

AHAHAHA, hey ATRAIN, U MAD? :lmao

This is ATRAIN's new sig until next season. He is also my bitch now, check his sig.

Its kinda nice having a bitch.This is the kind of pathetic thing I would expect from Mav Fan.

Oh, wait, Ranger Fan is the same thing.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mmmmmmmmmm . . . Jager Bombs!!!!!did you JUST turn 21?

[peewee's lovechild]

Jerk.

Whispers to your ear:

"Don't worry, we'll still get together from time to time."

[peewee's lovechild]

w/ pee wee no doubt :lol :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

I can neither confirm or deny . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

"DON'T TASER ME BRO!!!!!!"

That shit is still funny.

[batman2883]

gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight

[batman2883]

what would you do if i sang out of tune
would you get up and walk out on me

[batman2883]

children behave
thats what they say when were together
and watch how you play
they dont underestand and so were
running just as fast as we can

[batman2883]

holding onto one anothers hand
trying to get away into the night
and then you put your arm around me and we
tumble to the ground and then you say
i think were alone now
there doesnt seem to be anyone around
i think were alone now
the beating of our hearts is the only sound

[samikeyp]

Someone either has a Tommy James or a Tiffany thing going on in their minds right now. :)

[Boris]

what would you do if i sang out of tune
would you get up and walk out on me

I'd get high with a little help from my friends. :smokin

[batman2883]

i pooted

[batman2883]

I Cant Do This All On My Own
No I Know Im No....superman

[batman2883]

Scrubs Is The Greatest Show Around, And Then After That Its Heroes

[peewee's lovechild]

Pee Wee's Playhouse was the greatest show ever.

[samikeyp]

It got a little weird though when he introduced the "spitting trouser snake show".

[TheQuattro]

Will somebody please step up in here.

[1369]

i pooted

"pooted"

You actually, intentionally typed "pooted".

And meant it.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2153/ohmyzy4.jpg

[sa_butta]

It got a little weird though when he introduced the "spitting trouser snake show".Im glad I missed that episode.

[ORION]

I guess Batman is off of probation

[ORION]

holy crap! I'm getting a pay increase and I don't even know why.

[jman3000]

where's my wallet? i want to buy a sloppy joe.

[jman3000]

those new 1800 gold margaritas at chacho's are pretty strong. i had one and i was slightly buzzing.

[ORION]

where's my wallet? i want to buy a sloppy joe.
I hate sloppy joes because the meat always falls out of the bun

[Silver21_Black20]

those new 1800 gold margaritas at chacho's are pretty strong. i had one and i was slightly buzzing.

Just don't eat the food there :vomit:

[Silver21_Black20]

I hate sloppy joes because the meat always falls out of the bun

- ShagiaFrost :smokin

[jman3000]

im not from the school of thought that the food at chacho's sucks. it's about as unhealthy as can possibly be... but there's worse places a mexican can waste his money.

plus i like to check out all the big girls trying to squeeze into tube tops and ordering a diet coke with their king kong nachos. something to talk about to pass the time.

[jman3000]

the meat falls outta the bun because it's a fucking sloppy joe.

[jman3000]

now i want a tostada burger from chris madrids

[ashbeeigh]

The day someone from any HR department leaves a voicemail will be the day hell freezes over. I can leave a damn voicemail. Now you leave a damn voicemail. :madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

The day someone from any HR department leaves a voicemail will be the day hell freezes over. I can leave a damn voicemail. Now you leave a damn voicemail. :madrun

Hahahahaha . . . you suck!

[peewee's lovechild]

Just don't eat the food there :vomit:

Don't remind me.

I had the shits for two days.

Fucking Cachos!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Trashbeigh wants to bang me, and I'm about to let her.

[peewee's lovechild]

I could do with some vodka just about now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope some one picks up on that.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not funny to keep me from my vodka.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking Jager.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to have a threesome with Scarlett and Jennifer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll let Scarlett lick my ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Trashbeigh is invited.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dont you love her madly, dont you need her badly
Dont you love her ways, tell me what you say
Dont you love her madly, wanna be her daddy

[peewee's lovechild]

Dont you love her face
Dont you love her as shes walkin out the door
Like she did one thousand times before
Dont you love her ways, tell me what you say
Dont you love her as shes walkin out the door

[peewee's lovechild]

All your love
All your love
All your love
All your love

All your love is gone,
So sing a lonely song
Of a deep blue dream,
Seven horses seem to be on the mark

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, dont you love her
Dont you love her as shes walkin out the door

[peewee's lovechild]

All your love
All your love
All your love

Yeah, all your love is gone
So sing a lonely song
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, dont you love her madly
Dont you love her madly
Dont you love her madly

[midgetonadonkey]

fag

[peewee's lovechild]

fag

That song's a fucking calssic you putz.

[midgetonadonkey]

fag

[peewee's lovechild]

Sirius radio is a gift of the gods.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha mustard bukkake

[midgetonadonkey]

Sirius radio is a gift of the gods.

You better enjoy it for the next 43 minutes.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think the awesome god known as Xenu gave us the gift of Sirius.

[peewee's lovechild]

You better enjoy it for the next 43 minutes.

Cock sucker.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wish Nasum was still around.
:depressed

[CuckingFunt]

I woke up too late to walk to class today, so I drove and parked at one of the meters and loaded it up with an assload of quarters. Then my drawing prof let us out more than an hour early. There was still 92 minutes of time on my meter when I drove away. I should make that bastard give me my $.75 back. That's almost enough quarters for a full load of laundry!

[CuckingFunt]

Never before did I realize the value of a quarter.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to start hording them. And calling them "my precious."

[Master Shake]

i am the greatest

[Master Shake]

all shall bow before me, mastershake cause im the winner

[midgetonadonkey]

Gotta get a little stank on your hang low.

[1369]

haha mustard bukkake

http://i20.tinypic.com/2d76135.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

That is, easily, one of the most disturbing things I've seen in a long time.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is, easily, one of the most disturbing things I've seen in a long time.

More disturbing than this?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/11pi9.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

i am the greatest

I use the same thing in my underwear.

[peewee's lovechild]

More disturbing than this?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/11pi9.jpg

Fat fags gotta get some lovin' too.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is ShagiaFrost anyone of those guys?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think he's the one getting titty fucked.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck the cocksucker that cut off my Sirius radio!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Your Sirius?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck the cocksucker that cut off my Sirius radio!!!!!!!Midgets need music, too.

[Silver21_Black20]

Anyone else have allergies?

I've been sneezing like crazy the past hour.

[CuckingFunt]

Anyone else have allergies?

I've been sneezing like crazy the past hour.Me too.

Though I sincerely doubt we're being bothered by the same thing.

[CuckingFunt]

"America's Most Smartest Model" looks like it could be entertaining.

[1369]

"America's Most Smartest Model" looks like it could be entertaining.

http://news.bn.gs/images/articles/20070828165843849_1.jpg

Wants to compete

[CuckingFunt]

http://news.bn.gs/images/articles/20070828165843849_1.jpg

Wants to competeShe looks like a Rhodes Scholar compared to a few of the girls/guys in the commercials.

[1369]

I just read the release for that show.

Ben Stein should be hilarious in it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyone else have allergies?

I've been sneezing like crazy the past hour.

I suggest you put a stop to your cocaine addiction.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://news.bn.gs/images/articles/20070828165843849_1.jpg

Wants to compete

She's just the type I like banging.

Pretty, blonde, and absolutely stupid.

Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmm . . . me likey.

[Silver21_Black20]

I suggest you put a stop to your cocaine addiction.

No vodka for you.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee81/zombies07/1191188257660.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee81/zombies07/1191189725996.gif

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Did you catch the Blood Ocean episode?

"I knowwww whooooo yooooouu aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!!!!!"

BLOOD OCEAN

[ShoogarBear]

im not from the school of thought

[ShoogarBear]

midge!

:vomit:

[Mister Sinister]

...Awww, bro, that ain't right!

[timvp]

The chick on the left needs to grow her hair out or buy a wig.

[The Sun]

Good morning crew........have a great day.

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck you, Sun, and GTFO Chicago.

[ORION]

thank goodness for tight grey pants

[Mister Sinister]

Thank goodness for...PJ pants with banjo-playing frogs on them, apparently.

[ATRAIN]

My new signature is proof why you dont Fuck with Melmart.

[ORION]

Thank goodness for...PJ pants with banjo-playing frogs on them, apparently.
unless some hot chick is wearing those pj's I'm not thanking goodness

[Mister Sinister]

unless some hot chick is wearing those pj's I'm not thanking goodness
Meh. I'm not picky about what my pj's have on them. As long as they keep me warm.

[peewee's lovechild]

Was machen sie?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sick today.

[peewee's lovechild]

The whole world will pay.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, I just got some news that has made me incredibly happy!!!!!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

I'm sick today.


Dude I ate cabrito on monday, and had lounches in mexico yesterday. Are you jealous?

[peewee's lovechild]

Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!!!!!
The Witch is Dead
The Witch is Dead
Ding Dong, the Wicked Witch is Dead!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude I ate cabrito on monday, and had lounches in mexico yesterday. Are you jealous?
Where my menudo at, hoe???

[ATRAIN]

Where my menudo at, hoe???


im still in the valley bitch

[ORION]

I'm sick today.
go to the doctor and get some "good" cough medicine

[mrsmaalox]

I'm sick today.
Are you home or toughing it out at work?

[midgetonadonkey]

The Valley stinks.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The Valley stinks.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/808/808_img_11.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Thank God for second interviews.

[peewee's lovechild]

go to the doctor and get some "good" cough medicine

I miss my happy pills.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you home or toughing it out at work?

I'm hanging tough at work.

All the hot mamacitas walking by make me feel a little better.

[peewee's lovechild]

im still in the valley bitch

I almost feel sorry for you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Thank God for second interviews.

Good luck, Ash.

[CuckingFunt]

I sooooooooooooooo overslept this morning.

[samikeyp]

Thank God for second interviews.

Good luck.

[ashbeeigh]

Good luck, Ash.


Good luck.

Double thank you, boys. Tomorrow at 10:30.

[Melmart1]

My new signature is proof why you dont Fuck with Melmart.
Fuck right. 'Bout time you learn your lesson. Now what to do for you losing against me in the survivor league ... :cooldevil

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm sick today.

Me too :(

[peewee's lovechild]

Me too :(

My throat is starting to hurt and my head's feeling fuzzy.

Fuck, I hope I didn't catch anything.

[midgetonadonkey]

My throat is starting to hurt and my head's feeling fuzzy.

Fuck, I hope I didn't catch anything.

You caught a couple of balls to the chin.

[peewee's lovechild]

You caught a couple of balls to the chin.

I would've remembered something like that.

But, I'm starting to get real fuzzy.

I think I'm gonna start hallucinating.

I just might see The Jesus Man.

[samikeyp]

My new signature is proof why you dont Fuck with Melmart.

If you don't know, you better axe somebody.



Fuck with the Melmart and she fucks with you.

[Silver21_Black20]

My throat is starting to hurt and my head's feeling fuzzy.

Fuck, I hope I didn't catch anything.

My throat hurts, I keep sneezing, my nose is runny/congested.

I think I'm dying.

[peewee's lovechild]

If you don't know, you better axe somebody.



Fuck with the Melmart and she fucks with you.

She puts you on ignore and your life goes downhill.

[samikeyp]

She puts you on ignore and your life goes downhill.

Exactly.

[peewee's lovechild]

My throat hurts, I keep sneezing, my nose is runny/congested.

I think I'm dying.

I will send flowers.

What are the flowers used at a funeral?
Carnations?
Lillies?

I don't know.

But, I don know that I'm not feeling any better.

My eyes are getting itchy, and that's not a good thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Exactly.

Put in a good word for me.

Tell her I'm a changed man.

Tell her that I'm sick.
It's not cool to keep punishing a sick man.

I think I should get a repreive(sp) from her harsh punishment.

[Silver21_Black20]

I will send flowers.

What are the flowers used at a funeral?
Carnations?
Lillies?

I don't know.

But, I don know that I'm not feeling any better.

My eyes are getting itchy, and that's not a good thing.

Carnations? Don't be cheap. Get me white roses. And a snickers bar and a cold Dr. Pepper and place those inside the casket.

Do you have allergies or is it a cold?

[ORION]

damn I am bored

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Amputation
For your rations
Legs are gone now
Start new gashes.....

[Silver21_Black20]

Today is going by so slow.

Why did I come into work. I should have stayed home.

[peewee's lovechild]

Carnations? Don't be cheap. Get me white roses. And a snickers bar and a cold Dr. Pepper and place those inside the casket.

Do you have allergies or is it a cold?

I don't know.

I woke up feeling weird, and now I feel like shit.

I didn't even smoke too much today because my throat hurts like hell.

I fucking hate this.

[ATRAIN]

Today is going by so slow.

Why did I come into work. I should have stayed home.


How was the game?

[Silver21_Black20]

How was the game?

It was fun, despite the Braves losing, thanks for asking. We plan on going to at least one Astros game a season. I took some pretty cool pics. I got two Braves players autographs on my ticket stub but I don't know who they are. lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Today is going by so slow.

Why did I come into work. I should have stayed home.

Tell them to fuck off and just go home.

[peewee's lovechild]

It was fun, despite the Braves losing, thanks for asking. We plan on going to at least one Astros game a season. I took some pretty cool pics. I got two Braves players autographs on my ticket stub but I don't know who they are. lol

Let's all go watch the Yankees destroy the 'Stros.

[Silver21_Black20]

Let's all go watch the Yankees destroy the 'Stros.

We are seriously thinking about going.

[peewee's lovechild]

We are seriously thinking about going.

What's this "seriously" shit??

It should be a done deal.

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck the Yankees and fuck the Astros. The Cubs are where it's at.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck the Yankees and fuck the Astros. The Cubs are where it's at.

Don't come in here with that shit. You fucking bandwagoner.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't come in here with that shit. You fucking bandwagoner.

I won't deny it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Sil, which game were you at?

I was at Saturday's game.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just promise me you won't cry when your teams lose and the are at Wrigley playing for the pendent at the end of the month.

Pendent??

Hmmm, your baseball acumen impresses me.

All hail Bartman!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck the Yankees and fuck the Astros. The Cubs are where it's at.

LOL!!!!!

You caught your own bullshit!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Sil, which game were you at?

I was at Saturday's game.

We went to Sundays game.

[ashbeeigh]

LOL!!!!!

You caught your own bullshit!!



I couldn't figure out how to spell it. I can say it and that's all that counts, in my mind.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://photos-529.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v141/73/24/29606529/n29606529_34553316_8614.jpg

My view from Section 40-god-only-knows-where.

[peewee's lovechild]

I couldn't figure out how to spell it. I can say it and that's all that counts, in my mind.

That mind is pretty screwed up.

How did I ever get invovled with you.
I think you date raped me.

[Silver21_Black20]

http://photos-529.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v141/73/24/29606529/n29606529_34553316_8614.jpg

My view from Section 40-god-only-knows-where.

:lol That was our view as well. We were like 5 rows from the very top. Scary shit.

[ashbeeigh]

How did I ever get invovled with you.
I think you date raped me.

Was the Jager that strong? You light weight.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol That was our view as well. We were like 5 rows from the very top. Scary shit.

Luckily, we were in Row 3 of that section.

[samikeyp]

I think you date raped me.

You can't date rape the willing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Was the Jager that strong? You light weight.

It was a combination of that and your 48 EEE's that did me in.

I was helpless against that.

[peewee's lovechild]

You can't date rape the willing.

Very True.

[samikeyp]

It was a combination of that and your 48 EEE's that did me in.

Don't forget the Super Pinks.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want a shot of Jager. I think I'll take a couple when I get home.

[Silver21_Black20]

I want a shot of Jager. I think I'll take a couple when I get home.

Don't you touch my Jager!!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

It was a combination of that and your 48 EEE's that did me in.

I was helpless against that.

They aren't that huge. Ask jman.




You can't date rape the willing.

Don't forget the Super Pinks.

Oh haha. jerk.

[peewee's lovechild]

Annnnnnnnnnnd, I'm still waiting for my vodka.

[Silver21_Black20]

They aren't that huge. Ask jman.

I will disown jman as a friend due to this knowledge.

[peewee's lovechild]

They aren't that huge. Ask jman.


Why is it that I remember them being that big?
Maybe I was just impressed.

By the way, The Ash is a remarkable lover.

I highly recommend.

And, they're really not that pink.

[Silver21_Black20]

Annnnnnnnnnnd, I'm still waiting for my vodka.

Keep waiting cause she won't be back for another 2 weeks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Keep waiting cause she won't be back for another 2 weeks.

(ear muffs)

COCK!!!!!!!!

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Some fuckhead just killed my Sirius connection!!!!!!!!!!!

(and with that, I'm at 5,000)

**confetti and balloons dropping everywhere**

[CuckingFunt]

By the way, The Ash is a remarkable lover.

I swear to Jeebus, I'm going to stop talking to you.

[samikeyp]

Oh haha. jerk.


I was referring to Pee-Wee being willing....not you.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't forget the Super Pinks. ...........and the http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/2005_Half_Dollar_Rev_Unc_P.png/605px-2005_Half_Dollar_Rev_Unc_P.png's

[CuckingFunt]

Some fuckhead just killed my Sirius connection!!!!!!!!!!!Once again... midgets need music, too.

[samikeyp]

:lmao @Viva

[midgetonadonkey]

Some fuckhead just killed my Sirius connection!!!!!!!!!!!

(and with that, I'm at 5,000)

**confetti and balloons dropping everywhere**

Alright asshole. Since you keep with the name calling, I'm changing the password.

[CuckingFunt]

...........and the http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/2005_Half_Dollar_Rev_Unc_P.png/605px-2005_Half_Dollar_Rev_Unc_P.png'sIt looks like that eagle is smoking a fatty.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm not going to quote the half dollar jpg, but it did make me laugh viva.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

all i gotta say is i wish i had photoshop here at work.

[ashbeeigh]

peewee's philosophical rants are not sexy.

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee's philosophical rants are not sexy.

You know you still find me sexy.

Don't lie to yourself.

And, I know that you miss seeing me.

[Mister Sinister]

all i gotta say is i wish i had photoshop here at work.
I'm getting it later this month. Which is nice, because I has a webcomic to do.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm full of Nyquil and I'm buzzing.

I'm starting to see pink elephants in flight.

[1369]

I'm starting to see pink elephants in flight.

Afternoon delight?

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. I did it again. I'm ready way too early. But Justin Timberlake is on TV, all is well again.

[Mister Sinister]

Mrph. Why in the name of Cthulhu am I up this early?

[Silver21_Black20]

fuck. I did it again. I'm ready way too early. But Justin Timberlake is on TV, all is well again.

What was it about? Or was it the HBO concert?

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel like shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel so high, and my throat hurts and my chest hurts, and my back hurts, and I'm sleepy as hell.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nyquil is still in my system fucking with me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel like there's a midget inside my head singing lullabyies to my brain.

[Silver21_Black20]

I feel so high, and my throat hurts and my chest hurts, and my back hurts, and I'm sleepy as hell.

That sucks. I'm feeling better, my nose is just stuffed up still.

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel fuzzy all over.

[peewee's lovechild]

That sucks. I'm feeling better, my nose is just stuffed up still.

I hate you.

I'm still getting my arse kicked.

[Silver21_Black20]

I hate you.

I'm still getting my arse kicked.

Was wissen du?

[1369]

Mrph. Why in the name of Cthulhu am I up this early?

10:00 is early?

R'lyeh?

[Mister Sinister]

It is today, apparently.

[ashbeeigh]

What was it about? Or was it the HBO concert?

It was just the video for some song. I don't even remember what song it was now.

[samikeyp]

fuck. I did it again. I'm ready way too early. But Justin Timberlake is on TV, all is well again.

Oh my bad....I was under the impression Ashbeeigh wasn't a teenage girl.

[JackoLantern]

You all ready to party?

[1369]

http://metaljesusrocks.com/gallery/d/880-1/Drop_the_Soap-Its_a_trap.jpg

[samikeyp]

You all ready to party?

Ready to get your ass all carved up?