Free Quattro Razor (8)

[ORION]

wasn't there a song that went something like this ....whats up whats up ...whats up whats up

[ORION]

What kind of benefits do you get being in the cave-man association?
we make sure your cave is up to par and we make sure your caveman skills are keen such as woman clubbing , dino hunting and also make sure you are properly wearing your loin cloth at all times. We also educate fire safety and tool making

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Getting home from work at 4 am sucks.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm starting to like the new Darkthrone album more and more with each listen.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I really need a beer right now, but I have to leave for work in less than an hour.
:pctoss

[ORION]

I really need a beer right now, but I have to leave for work in less than an hour.
:pctoss
you should work with me and we could have a beer in about 15 mintues

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

you should work with me and we could have a beer in about 15 mintues

I knew it'd only be a matter of time before you responded to add a little more insult to injury.
At least do me a favor of sorts and pour some beer on one of the girls at your office's tops while she eats ice cream during your weekly pot luck.
I figure at least one of us should have that luxury.

[ORION]

I knew it'd only be a matter of time before you responded to add a little more insult to injury.
At least do me a favor of sorts and pour some beer on one of the girls at your office's tops while she eats ice cream during your weekly pot luck.
I figure at least one of us should have that luxury.
:lol and I know just the one :drunk

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

:lol and I know just the one :drunk

Documentation of said activity would be greatly appreciated!

[ORION]

Documentation of said activity would be greatly appreciated!
one of my directors has a mini fridge next to her desk filled with beer and when she walked by me right now I said real loud " I need a beer" ....lets see what develops from that

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

one of my directors has a mini fridge next to her desk filled with beer and when she walked by me right now I said real loud " I need a beer" ....lets see what develops from that

Have the cheesy '70s porn music on standby.........just in case.
:tu

[to21]

one of my directors has a mini fridge next to her desk filled with beer and when she walked by me right now I said real loud " I need a beer" ....lets see what develops from that

WTF? Where the hell do you work? That would be totally cool if you nailed your Director and got a beer from her.

[CuckingFunt]

:drunk

This guy never looks like he's drinking to me.

Yeah... I get that it's supposed to be a bottle and all, but it always looks like he's getting an injection in the neck.

[ORION]

WTF? Where the hell do you work? That would be totally cool if you nailed your Director and got a beer from her.
oh you must be new here but I often brag about how we drink beer at work and play NFL Blitz, eat free ice cream, play ping pong and air hockey etc

[ORION]

:drunk

This guy never looks like he's drinking to me.

Yeah... I get that it's supposed to be a bottle and all, but it always looks like he's getting an injection in the neck.
I don't see a neck

[CuckingFunt]

I don't see a neckOkay, then... getting an injection where his neck would be if he actually had one.

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay, then... getting an injection where his neck would be if he actually had one.

It looks more like he's getting his temperature taken.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOnwrzssOjc

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyEnG_DEB1I

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ky5ClIjL8

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byxlzYlgKrw

[CuckingFunt]

I love Indian Thriller.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why were the dance moves in the 60s more erotic than they are now?

At least, that's the way it seems to me.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, I say that someone needs to bring back beehive hairdos.

[peewee's lovechild]

I should have lived through the 60s.

The 80s were cool, but the 90s and 2000s suck ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Why were the dance moves in the 60s more erotic than they are now?

At least, that's the way it seems to me.Because sex was more taboo.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate the 70s, the only good thing that happened there was that I was born halfway through that piece of shit decade.

[timvp]

Have the cheesy '70s porn music on standby.........just in case.
:tuDid I miss the memo that porn music is no longer cheesy?

[CuckingFunt]

And, I say that someone needs to bring back beehive hairdos.http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/715/b52shs3.jpg

agree.

[peewee's lovechild]

Because sex was more taboo.

Yea, I guess.

But, there's some thing about the the clothing and overall presentation that seems so . . . as the French would say "Je non se qua".

[timvp]

'Sup Quattro. Long time no fondle.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/715/b52shs3.jpg

agree.


I always had a thing for the redhead, what's her name.

I think I masturbated to one of the videos that featured her.
Okay, I did.

[peewee's lovechild]

'Sup Quattro. Long time no fondle.

Fuck off!!

None of this lovey-dovey bullshit.

Melmart will have your ass for lunch if you keep this up.

[CuckingFunt]

I always had a thing for the redhead, what's her name.Kate Pierson.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck off!!

None of this lovey-dovey bullshit.

Melmart will have your ass for lunch if you keep this up.timvp's forays into the Quattro are seldom lovey-dovey.

[peewee's lovechild]

Kate Pierson.

Yea, her, the redhead.

I jacked to her on more that one occasion.

[CuckingFunt]

Yea, her, the redhead.

I jacked to her on more that one occasion.I think this will all go faster if you someday give us the list of the six people you haven't jacked to.

[peewee's lovechild]

timvp's forays into the Quattro are seldom lovey-dovey.

He posted like a little bitch.

Melmart should hand his ass to him.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think this will all go faster if you someday give us the list of the six people you haven't jacked to.

That's going to take some time.

Barbara Bush would be at the top of the list.

[timvp]

He posted like a little bitch.

Melmart should hand his ass to him.Who is the homo who just spoke in French?

Apology Accepted.

[timvp]

'Swut I thought.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who is the homo who just spoke in French?

Apology Accepted.

To be fair, I didn't speak it . . . I quoted a french saying.

Not the same thing.

Shove your apology up your ass with a head of cabbage.

[peewee's lovechild]

'Swut I thought.

You thought nothing.

[timvp]

To be fair, I didn't speak it . . . I quoted a french saying.

Not the same thing.

Shove your apology up your ass with a head of cabbage.It wasn't my apology.

Do you need the Quattro translated into French?

[timvp]

You thought nothing.Viscous :dramaquee

[peewee's lovechild]

It wasn't my apology.

Do you need the Quattro translated into French?

How do you translate "Shove a watermelon up your ass." to French?

[timvp]

Alright, I'll extend the olive branch.

Did you get any new star track dolls?

[peewee's lovechild]

Viscous :dramaquee

Cycle.

[timvp]

Alright, I'll extend the olive branch.

Did you get any new star track dolls?:lmao

[timvp]

How do you translate "Shove a watermelon up your ass." to French?I'd imagine it'd include not putting a period in the middle of your damn sentence, ya tard.

[peewee's lovechild]

Alright, I'll extend the olive branch.

Did you get any new star track dolls?

Your constant mocking of Star Wars will bring the wrath of Lucas upon you.

You will wake up with Star Worts up your ass.

Fear the Lucas!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd imagine it'd include not putting a period in the middle of your damn sentence, ya tard.

French grammar goes by totally different rules.

[timvp]

Your constant mocking of Star Wars will bring the wrath of Lucas upon you.

You will wake up with Star Worts up your ass.

Fear the Lucas!!!!!!Welcome, Quattro, to the new low.

[timvp]

French grammar goes by totally different rules.French grammar smack?

[peewee's lovechild]

French grammar smack?

Go shove a cantelope up your ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Welcome, Quattro, to the new low.

The cool kids refer to it as "The 'Tro".

[Melmart1]

Fucking peewee thought timvp was gonna come in here lovey dovey :lmao

[timvp]

Go shove a cantelope up your ass.You sure do seemed obsessed with hoping for things to be shoved up timvp's exit.

Not that there's anything wrong with that or star track.

[Melmart1]

The cool kids refer to it as "The 'Tro".
:pctoss Fuck you, peewee. Fuck you all to the cauldron of hell that you snaked your way out of.

[ashbeeigh]

timvp >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone single poster in the history of the Quattro.

[peewee's lovechild]

You sure do seemed obsessed with hoping for things to be shoved up timvp's exit.

Not that there's anything wrong with that or star track.

I'm just wondering how much produce would fit up Timvp's exit.

How about star fruit?
Kiwi?
Prickly pears?

[peewee's lovechild]

:pctoss Fuck you, peewee. Fuck you all to the cauldron of hell that you snaked your way out of.

I didn't say I called it that.

[peewee's lovechild]

timvp >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone single poster in the history of the Quattro.

Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

Ass.
Beeigh.

[timvp]

To be fair timvp was the first to post in the Quattro so he has the experience. New jacks such as this peewee character was still shoving fruit into his playhouse back when the Quattro was born.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah, PeeWee... you're pretty obsessed with men's *.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

wee
wee.

[Melmart1]

To be fair timvp was the first to post in the Quattro so he has the experience. New jacks such as this peewee character was still shoving fruit into his playhouse back when the Quattro was born.
:lmao I don't know why I just cracked up at this so hard.

[peewee's lovechild]

To be fair timvp was the first to post in the Quattro so he has the experience. New jacks such as this peewee character was still shoving fruit into his playhouse back when the Quattro was born.

No one and nothing has been allowed into the playhouse.

I shiver at the thought of calling it a playhouse.

[Melmart1]

trashbeeigh is such an asskisser. how does's timvp's brown eye taste? like tangelos? bing cherries?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, PeeWee... you're pretty obsessed with men's *.

Not men's, just *'s overall.

They are interesting things.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

timvp = Nino Brown.
PeeWee = Pookie.

[peewee's lovechild]

trashbeeigh is such an asskisser. how does's timvp's brown eye taste? like tangelos? bing cherries?

Does he shove tangelos and bing cherries up there?

And, what brings you to this assumption?

[peewee's lovechild]

timvp = Nino Brown.
PeeWee = Pookie.

No entiendo.

[Melmart1]

Does he shove tangelos and bing cherries up there?

And, what brings you to this assumption?
Just thinking of fruits that you haven't used. I am waiting for the day when you run out of produce to tell people to shove up their ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just thinking of fruits that you haven't used. I am waiting for the day when you run out of produce to tell people to shove up their ass.

I'm researching African and Asian produce as we speak?

[CuckingFunt]

My Bollywood links were awesome.

Almost as good as Candy Pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6OvZS-UGxI).

[Melmart1]

I'm researching African and Asian produce as we speak?
Are you asking me? Cus I don't know what you are doing, though if I had to guess what you are doing at any given moment, I would say it has something to do with pornography, masturbation or both.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you asking me? Cus I don't know what you are doing, though if I had to guess what you are doing at any given moment, I would say it has something to do with pornography, masturbation or both.

I was multi-tasking.

I'm obviously not good at it.

[peewee's lovechild]

My Bollywood links were awesome.

Almost as good as Candy Pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6OvZS-UGxI).

"Caaaaandy Paaaaaaants"

This is the most ridiculous shit ever.

[RashoFan]

You sure do seemed obsessed with hoping for things to be shoved up timvp's exit.

Not that there's anything wrong with that or star track.
He has a thing about telling several people to shove produce and such of their asses...he has a thing for asses...

*

[Mister Sinister]

He has a thing about telling several people to shove produce and such of their asses...he has a thing for asses...

*
I wish he'd stop making those comments to me. It furthers the myth that I'm peewee's gay alter ego, and that's just insulting. Also, Transformers>Life.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish he'd stop making those comments to me. It furthers the myth that I'm peewee's gay alter ego, and that's just insulting. Also, Transformers>Life.
Go shove and heirloom tomato up your ass.

And, Transformers is badass!!!

[ORION]

I dropped my energy drink in the car this morning..... I let rip a string of curse words that would have made a hooker blush. It was so loud and offensive you could see all the birds flying away and the deer scatter

[Melmart1]

I need more coffee.

[samikeyp]

I need more Mikey.

Fixed. :)

[ORION]

ok todays seems like its going to be boring as hell at work today so .....

[ashbeeigh]

:madrun Work sucks the big one.

[samikeyp]

Work sucks the big one.

Didn't you just start your new job?

[ORION]

I wish work sucked my big one

[ashbeeigh]

Didn't you just start your new job?

Oh yes. Four days ago. It's the endless amount of training that sucks. 8 hours of a monotoned voice going over 110 years of product is l-a-m-e.

[samikeyp]

Oh yes. Four days ago. It's the endless amount of training that sucks. 8 hours of a monotoned voice going over 110 years of product is l-a-m-e.

Ahh yes...training can really bite.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm sure you could get ahooker to suck your big one for her job.

[ShoogarBear]

:madrun Work sucks the big one.

Didn't you just start your new job?:lmao

[samikeyp]

:lmao

[Melmart1]

first ashbeeigh bitches about not having a job, now she is bitching about having one. jezuz, you are an annoying little cunt.

[ShoogarBear]

It's the endless amount of training that sucks.
Ahh yes...training can really bite.:lmao :lmao

[ORION]

Oh yes. Four days ago. It's the endless amount of training that sucks. 8 hours of a monotoned voice going over 110 years of product is l-a-m-e.
what product is 110 years old ? do you work for GE

[samikeyp]

first ashbeeigh bitches about not having a job, now she is bitching about having one. jezuz, you are an annoying little cunt.

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

what product is 110 years old ? The world's oldest.

[ORION]

oh my goodness the sights I just saw getting some crappy coffee

[ORION]

The world's oldest.
I was going to say "fire"

[ORION]

my female director "the one with the beer in her fridge" has a nice, big tail

[peewee's lovechild]

:madrun Work sucks the big one.

It sucks me??

Funny, I didn't feel anything.

[peewee's lovechild]

my female director "the one with the beer in her fridge" has a nice, big tail

Go slap it, and then say "Make me a sammich woman!"

[to21]

my female director "the one with the beer in her fridge" has a nice, big tail

My Director bought herself some new tits.

[samikeyp]

Funny, I didn't feel anything.

I imagine you rarely do, senor poquito chorizo.

[ShoogarBear]

Funny, I didn't feel anything.So it works both ways, then.

[peewee's lovechild]

I imagine you rarely do, senor poquito chorizo.

Poquito Chorizo!!

:lol :lol :lol

[ORION]

My Director bought herself some new tits.
good for her. like I've said many times before I love it when women try to get attention by showing off their boobs

[to21]

good for her. like I've said many times before I love it when women try to get attention by showing off their boobs

Yeah but she bought them for her girlfriend.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh, do you shave your cunt?

[ORION]

Yeah but she bought them for her girlfriend.
:elephant even better

[CuckingFunt]

:madrun Work sucks the big one.
Fucking ingrate.

[Mister Sinister]

If I were a character from Transformers, I would *so* be Starscream. Or maybe Sideways.

[Melmart1]

If I were a character from Transformers, I would *so* be Starscream. Or maybe Sideways.
You already go both ways, may as well go a third way, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

You already go both ways, may as well go a third way, too.

:lol :lol

If you need help with the quotes, let me know.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shit, you fixed it.

[Melmart1]

fixed what? :wtf

[peewee's lovechild]

fixed what? :wtf

Shagia's quote didn't come out right when you first posted it.

Then, when I checked again, it was fixed.
I figured you had fixed it.

Guess I was wrong.

[Melmart1]

Shagia's quote didn't come out right when you first posted it.

Then, when I checked again, it was fixed.
I figured you had fixed it.

Guess I was wrong.
I think you need glasses.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think you need glasses.

Funny thing is, I'm wearing them.

[samikeyp]

I think you need glasses.

and a kick in the ass.

[Melmart1]

Funny thing is, I'm wearing them.
Perhaps you need stronger ones, four eyes.

[Melmart1]

and a kick in the ass.
This goes without saying.

[midgetonadonkey]

Remember the Taco Bell chihuaha? He was the perfect mascot for our race.

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember the Taco Bell chihuaha? He was the perfect mascot for our race.

Cheech Marin was the perfect mascot for our race.

But, then he went and shaved his mustache.

[midgetonadonkey]

Actually I was mistaken. It's this guy.

http://www.johnrozum.com/images/slowpokerodriguez.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Slow Poke Rodriguez rocks.

[Melmart1]

Remember the Taco Bell chihuaha? He was the perfect mascot for our race.
Isn't he in the banner you made? Or is that some random chihuahua

[Melmart1]

Actually I was mistaken. It's this guy.

http://www.johnrozum.com/images/slowpokerodriguez.jpg
If you put a beer in one hand and a bong in the other, that is kind of how I have always pictured Midge.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If you put a beer in one hand and a bong in the other, that is kind of how I have always pictured Midge.

Entre cantina y cantina

[peewee's lovechild]

If you put a beer in one hand and a bong in the other, that is kind of how I have always pictured Midge.

Add about 158 more pounds and you've got Midge.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hm-EemHYwZQ

[Melmart1]

在酒吧和酒吧之间

Fixed.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wonder if they're going to change my assignment to cover something else tomorrow night.

[Melmart1]

And why would they do that?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And why would they do that?

There might be something else other than HS football going on. Can you think of anything else?

[samikeyp]

"Slowpoke may bee slow downstairs in the feets but he is pleenty queek upstairs in la cabeza!"

Good times.

[Melmart1]

There might be something else other than HS football going on. Can you think of anything else?
Not a single thing.

[midgetonadonkey]

Add about 158 more pounds and you've got Midge.

Actually that sounds about right.

[Melmart1]

It's good to see Midge back in the Quattro. It's just not the same if I am the only one using the words 'ashbeeigh' and 'cunt' in the same post.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet my mustard bukkake avatar was missed as well.

[Mister Sinister]

Optimus Prime died for our sins. Hallelujah.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Optimus Prime died for our sins. Hallelujah.

No.
That would be G.G. Allin.

[Melmart1]

I bet my mustard bukkake avatar was missed as well.
Indeed it was. I missed it, although now I am hungry for a hotdog.

[ORION]

Remember the Taco Bell chihuaha? He was the perfect mascot for our race.

I thought it was this guy ?


http://homepage.mac.com/u_barajas/GarageSaleImages/GarageSale_1192583887_1073.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Indeed it was. I missed it, although now I am hungry for a hotdog.

A hotdog or a bukkake?

[Melmart1]

I said hot dog. I might have to stop by Sonic today.

[ORION]

I said hot dog. I might have to stop by Sonic today.
come to new braunfels we have this great hotdog place called diggity dogs

[Melmart1]

NB is too far, I have some work I am still doing then I have to play darts tonight. Some place faaaar on the south side. In fact, pretty much all the bars except for ours and two others are all on the south side :pctoss

[samikeyp]

I said hot dog. I might have to stop by Sonic today.

I thought about stopping at Sonic today....but I didn't feel like driving 2 hours to Fort Fucking Wayne.

[Melmart1]

Two hours for Sonic? The Coneys aren't THAT good!

[samikeyp]

Exactly.

How do these people live without Sonic?

[Melmart1]

How do you live in Michigan? Get yer ass back home.

[midgetonadonkey]

I pronounce it Sonics. The "s" at the end is vital!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

cunt.
i love that word.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No.
That would be G.G. Allin.that guy was a friggin' idiot.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

that guy was a friggin' idiot.

Yes he was.
I think that's where his "brilliance" was, though.

[samikeyp]

How do you live in Michigan? Get yer ass back home.

The cider and donuts are really good. :)

[ORION]

I pronounce it Sonics. The "s" at the end is vital!
kind of like Wal-Mark

[peewee's lovechild]

i love that word.

That word almost got me banned.

**cunt**

[Melmart1]

I pronounce it Sonics. The "s" at the end is vital!
Fucking southsider! I bet you pronounce it waterburger, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

The cider and donuts are really good. :)

I once spent an entire night drinking Bulmer's Cider in Ireland.

They load that shit with all sorts of alcohol.

[Melmart1]

That word almost got me banned.

**cunt**
When you first started posting here you were out of control, you can't post that word just anywhere. Learn the rules, n00b.

[peewee's lovechild]

kind of like Wal-Mark

It's "Wil-Mar" back in my hometown.

[Melmart1]

I am jealous that peewee has been to Ireland, I have always wanted to go. I have been to Japan though, and that was badass.

[peewee's lovechild]

When you first started posting here you were out of control, you can't post that word just anywhere. Learn the rules, n00b.

It rolls off the tongue so smoothly. It's not my fault that it's such a beautiful word. It's equitable to the word "love".

[Melmart1]

It rolls off the tongue so smoothly. It's not my fault that it's such a beautiful word. It's equitable to the word "love".
Except that I would never call ashbeeigh an annoying love. You might call her that though, on account of your crush on her.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

NB is too far, I have some work I am still doing then I have to play darts tonight. Some place faaaar on the south side. In fact, pretty much all the bars except for ours and two others are all on the south side :pctosswould you be talking about Cool Arrows?

[peewee's lovechild]

I am jealous that peewee has been to Ireland, I have always wanted to go. I have been to Japan though, and that was badass.

FUCK ME WITH A BARBED WIRE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!

I've always wanted to go to Japan!!

I'm sure that when I finally get to go, I'll come back with 3 or 4 Japanese womens.

[Melmart1]

would you be talking about Cool Arrows?
:lol Some of these places have some crazy names but I don't think that is one of them. The majority are just so-and-so's tavern or icehouse.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes he was.
I think that's where his "brilliance" was, though.he didn't deserve skin or air.

[peewee's lovechild]

Except that I would never call ashbeeigh an annoying love. You might call her that though, on account of your crush on her.

That crush is dead and buried.

You've cured me of it.

I am hopelessly devoted to you.

[Melmart1]

FUCK ME WITH A BARBED WIRE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!

I've always wanted to go to Japan!!

I'm sure that when I finally get to go, I'll come back with 3 or 4 Japanese womens.
I was amazed at how so many of the women permed their hair within an inch of baldness. Japanese hair is so beautiful already. And they would dye it with peroxide, I thought I was back here on the West Side, there was more brassy orange than on a Florida orchard. It was insane. But maybe I am just partial to really dark hair :)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have been to Japan though, and that was badass.

This makes me jealous.
:pctoss

[Melmart1]

That crush is dead and buried.

You've cured me of it.

I am hopelessly devoted to you.
My head is saying "fool, forget him",
my heart is saying "don't let go"
Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

Gotdamnit, now that song is going to be in my head all night! :pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am jealous that peewee has been to Ireland, I have always wanted to go. I have been to Japan though, and that was badass.i would love to go to Japan. I don't think i'd come back if i went over there. something about asian women. i've been to germany, austria, lichenstein and switzerland. now that was awesome.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was amazed at how so many of the women permed their hair within an inch of baldness. Japanese hair is so beautiful already. And they would dye it with peroxide, I thought I was back here on the West Side, there was more brassy orange than on a Florida orchard. It was insane. But maybe I am just partial to really dark hair :)

That's not the Japan I envision.

For some reason, I have the strange belief that Japan is full of chicks that look like that Japanese chick that comes out in "The Last Samurai".

I would hate to go to Japan and see a Japanese version of Greenwich Village. You know, on second thought . . . that might not be too bad.

[Melmart1]

This makes me jealous.
:pctoss
Best food I have ever eaten. Ohhh man, it was good. I want to go back, but explore the Northern half, I was in the Southern half, all around the Hiroshima area.

[Melmart1]

Don't get me wrong, there are women who are as beautiful as Du Juan there. But the vast majority are so wrapped up in American culture that they try to alter their appearance or dress a certain way and it's just sad.

Of course, this was in 1999. Things could be different. But all I remember seeing was dyed hair, cell phones and a lot of Green Day tee shirts.

[peewee's lovechild]

My head is saying "fool, forget him",
my heart is saying "don't let go"
Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

Gotdamnit, now that song is going to be in my head all night! :pctoss

Now I'm thinking of:

I got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm loooooooosing control

[ShoogarBear]

now I am hungry for a hotdog.
When are you going to change your avatar?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

he didn't deserve skin or air.

I have a friend who used to live in Springfield, MO.
G.G. was supposed to play a gig out there, but instead he took the money from the gig and split.
My friend and his friends jumped in a car and went after him.
A short time later they managed to find him.
This pissed G.G. off and he and his crew started chasing THEM!
I don't recall if they got the money back or not, but he was planning on killing those guys because they had the gall to chase him!

[Melmart1]

I am not changing my avatar. Ralphie is a great avatar from a genius movie.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Midge,
if you like the Mentors, you'll like G.G. Allin.

[ShoogarBear]

Now I'm thinking of:

I got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm loooooooosing controlHard to believe that people question your orientation.

[samikeyp]

There are still questions?

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't get me wrong, there are women who are as beautiful as Du Juan there. But the vast majority are so wrapped up in American culture that they try to alter their appearance or dress a certain way and it's just sad.

Of course, this was in 1999. Things could be different. But all I remember seeing was dyed hair, cell phones and a lot of Green Day tee shirts.

That's a total downer.

I'm sure thats indicative in the metro areas of Japan, but I'm probably more interested in the rural areas. I bet that's where all the Taka lookalikes are at.

[Mister Sinister]

Like I said, pee wee...
One of us, one of us, one of us.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hard to believe that people question your orientation.

I have the hugest crush on Melmart.
What's there to question?

[peewee's lovechild]

Like I said, pee wee...
One of us, one of us, one of us.

Ok, whatever sets your rectum blazing with excitment.

[ShoogarBear]

You're singing Broadway show tunes to her.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, Mel . . . do you speak Japanese?

If not, how was the communication like while you were there?

[ShoogarBear]

And talking about other men's asses.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're singing Broadway show tunes to her.

I wasn't singing a Broadway tune to her.
I was singing the last song from the manliest musical Hollywood has ever produced.

[peewee's lovechild]

And talking about other men's asses.

I never spoke about any man's ass.

I only spoke about shoving produce up random peoples' asses.

So, go to hell and shove an artichoke up your ass.

[ShoogarBear]

That is akin to the manliest pink shade Fifth Avenue has ever produced.

[Mister Sinister]

Ok, whatever sets your rectum blazing with excitment.
I ain't the one who gets excited by the prospect of produce sodomy.

[Melmart1]

Hey, Mel . . . do you speak Japanese?

If not, how was the communication like while you were there?
Beyond arogato and konishiwa or something, no. I didn't know much but the majority know at least a little English, particularly shop owners.

Restaurants are super easy -- a lot of them have plates with either plastic food in them or food made earlier in the day. You just point, and they bring a fresh version out to you. Just like the sushi bars. Everything is on a conveyor belt, you point to what you want and they make a fresh one for you.

[ShoogarBear]

I never spoke about any man's ass.
rectum . . . . blazing . . . excitment.

[peewee's lovechild]

I ain't the one who gets excited by the prospect of produce sodomy.

No, you only go through with the act of sodomy.

[Mister Sinister]

Beyond arigato and konnichiwa or something, no. I didn't know much but the majority know at least a little English, particularly shop owners.

Restaurants are super easy -- a lot of them have plates with either plastic food in them or food made earlier in the day. You just point, and they bring a fresh version out to you. Just like the sushi bars. Everything is on a conveyor belt, you point to what you want and they make a fresh one for you.
That's about all I know, as well. The rest of what I know I picked up from watching anime.

[Mister Sinister]

No, you only go through with the act of sodomy.
Not with produce, though.

[peewee's lovechild]

Beyond arogato and konishiwa or something, no. I didn't know much but the majority know at least a little English, particularly shop owners.

Restaurants are super easy -- a lot of them have plates with either plastic food in them or food made earlier in the day. You just point, and they bring a fresh version out to you. Just like the sushi bars. Everything is on a conveyor belt, you point to what you want and they make a fresh one for you.

Conveyor belt????

Did you try the Kobe beef there?
I hear it's all sorts of kickassery.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not with produce, though.
You have a whole lifetime ahead of you.

So, go shove a bananna up your ass . . . and smile.

[Mister Sinister]

You have a whole lifetime ahead of you.

So, go shove a bananna up your ass . . . and smile.
Somehow, I don't think a banana would work too well.

[CuckingFunt]

Remember the Taco Bell chihuaha? He was the perfect mascot for our race.Have you ever pronounced the word "chihuahua" as if it were Hawaiian?

Good times.

[peewee's lovechild]

Somehow, I don't think a banana would work too well.

Hey, whatever floats your boat then.

Shove a mango up your ass.

[CuckingFunt]

It's good to see Midge back in the Quattro. It's just not the same if I am the only one using the words 'ashbeeigh' and 'cunt' in the same post.I find it hard to believe that, in all my several thousand posts, I've never called ashbeeigh a dumb cunt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Have you ever pronounced the word "chihuahua" as if it were Hawaiian?

Good times.

No, but I like how you pronounce my name when you have been "excited".

[ShoogarBear]

Have you ever pronounced the word "chihuahua" as if it were Hawaiian?
I bet this guy does:

http://www.shipbrook.com/karen/blog/images/lesnessman.jpg

[Melmart1]

Conveyor belt????

Did you try the Kobe beef there?
I hear it's all sorts of kickassery.
Beef is very expensive in Japan, and sadly my budget for the whole ten days was jack shit, so I never did try it. Mainly stuck to sushi, soba shops and street vendors.

[ShoogarBear]

Ch-eye Ch-eye Rod-ruh-gueeze

[peewee's lovechild]

Beef is very expensive in Japan, and sadly my budget for the whole ten days was jack shit, so I never did try it. Mainly stuck to sushi, soba shops and street vendors.

I'd like to eat some sushi over there, but I really want to try out the legendary Kobe beef.

Did you know that they massage their Kobe beef Cows with sake all day long to ensure the meats tenderness once they are butchered?

That's some fucking dedication to quality.

[1369]

Ch-eye Ch-eye Rod-ruh-gueeze

http://www.shipbrook.com/karen/blog/images/lesnessman.jpg

Approves

[CuckingFunt]

Have you ever pronounced the word "chihuahua" as if it were Hawaiian?

Good times.Chi-hooah-hooah.

Almost as much fun as "hokey smokes."

[Melmart1]

All this talk of Japan has made me hungry for soba, and luckily I had some in the freezer. Yummm ...

[CuckingFunt]

I'd like to eat some sushi over there, but I really want to try out the legendary Kobe beef.

Did you know that they massage their Kobe beef Cows with sake all day long to ensure the meats tenderness once they are butchered?

That's some fucking dedication to quality.You can get Kobe beef here, but it's not as fresh and expensive as hell.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will don't think I ever want japanese food.

[CuckingFunt]

All this talk of Japan has made me hungry for soba, and luckily I had some in the freezer. Yummm ...There's a REALLY good (and fancy shmancy) Japanese restaurant here and I learned a couple weeks ago that you can order take out. I'm not a huge sushi fan, but their sweet potato tempura rolls are fucking delicious.

[midgetonadonkey]

timvp and I are going to a Star Track convention next weekend.

[Melmart1]

There's a REALLY good (and fancy shmancy) Japanese restaurant here and I learned a couple weeks ago that you can order take out. I'm not a huge sushi fan, but their sweet potato tempura rolls are fucking delicious.
There are not that many Japanese restaurants here. Ton of Chinese, but very few Japanese. And most of them are expensive. Some day, I will splurge and go to one.

[Melmart1]

There's a REALLY good (and fancy shmancy) Japanese restaurant here and I learned a couple weeks ago that you can order take out. I'm not a huge sushi fan, but their sweet potato tempura rolls are fucking delicious.
And I am of the opinion that almost anything fried in tempura is good. I have done broccoli, onions, mushrooms, carrot slices, zuchinni and a variety of other stuff and all were delicious.

[peewee's lovechild]

timvp and I are going to a Star Track convention next weekend.

Is he going to be the Ohura to your Captain Kirk, or will you be the Princess Lea to his Han Solo?

[midgetonadonkey]

He's going as Spock and I'm going as the dark dude with the bumps on his head.

[CuckingFunt]

There are not that many Japanese restaurants here. Ton of Chinese, but very few Japanese. And most of them are expensive. Some day, I will splurge and go to one.There are a ton of Chinese restaurants here, a few Japanese, and a few Vietnamese. But what I really love is Thai food, and it's been years since I've lived anywhere with good Thai places.

[peewee's lovechild]

And I am of the opinion that almost anything fried in tempura is good. I have done broccoli, onions, mushrooms, carrot slices, zuchinni and a variety of other stuff and all were delicious.

Damn, anything fried is good.

I'd like to try a tempura snickers bar if I could.

[peewee's lovechild]

He's going as Spock and I'm going as the dark dude with the bumps on his head.

Is that a chick?

[Melmart1]

Tempura snickers? :vomit:

[CuckingFunt]

And I am of the opinion that almost anything fried in tempura is good. I have done broccoli, onions, mushrooms, carrot slices, zuchinni and a variety of other stuff and all were delicious.I agree. The sweet potato is by far my favorite, though. Something about the crispy of the tempura and the smooth, buttery sweet potato.

Mmmmm... me want.

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck you all are making me hungry. Fortunately I have good Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Cuban and even a Baja Fresh all within a five-minute walk.

[Melmart1]

snickers are already bad enough, but friend in anything is just nasty

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck is tempura?

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you all are making me hungry. Fortunately I have good Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Cuban and even a Baja Fresh all within a five-minute walk.

Where the fuck do you live?

[ShoogarBear]

If timvp went to a Star Trek convention, he'd have to go as that bartender Whoopi Goldberg played.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had fried rice once. Is that the same thing?

[Melmart1]

Fuck you all are making me hungry. Fortunately I have good Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Cuban and even a Baja Fresh all within a five-minute walk.
Must be good to live near DC. There is every type of food imaginable there, from what I remember.

[ShoogarBear]

Where the fuck do you live?Silver Spring, MD

[midgetonadonkey]

Must be good to live near DC. There is every type of food imaginable there, from what I remember.

I saw a black hooker in DC when I went.

[peewee's lovechild]

snickers are already bad enough, but friend in anything is just nasty

Friend?

Anyway, in Scotland it's actually pretty popular. I'm willing to try it. They also have deep fried (friend?) pizza over there.

What the hell, I'd try that too.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's about all I remember of DC.

Oh yeah, $6 cigs.

[Melmart1]

What the fuck is tempura?
It's a batter that things are fried in. It's delicious.

[1369]

Fuck you all are making me hungry. Fortunately I have good Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Cuban and even a Baja Fresh all within a five-minute walk.

"Baja Fresh"?

Que?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you all are making me hungry. Fortunately I have good Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Cuban and even a Baja Fresh all within a five-minute walk.Mmmmmmmm... Cuban black beans and rice would be so fucking fantastic right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw a black hooker in DC when I went.

I saw a black hooker on Austin Highway on my way home yesterday.

[Melmart1]

Friend?

Anyway, in Scotland it's actually pretty popular. I'm willing to try it. They also have deep fried (friend?) pizza over there.

What the hell, I'd try that too.
When Anthony Bourdain was still on Food Network, he went to Scotland and tried all kinds of things fried ... they will fry anything! I think one of his favorites turned out to be a fried boiled egg. :vomit:

[ShoogarBear]

If I want Caribbean or Ethiopian, it's a ten-minute walk. :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

When Anthony Bourdain was still on Food Network, he went to Scotland and tried all kinds of things fried ... they will fry anything! I think one of his favorites turned out to be a fried boiled egg. :vomit:I miss when Bourdain was on Food Network. For some reason, I never remember to watch his show on the Travel Channel. That channel is just like one long commercial.

[ShoogarBear]

I saw a black hooker in DC when I went.Cherelle or Marlene?