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midgetonadonkey
09-25-2007, 10:17 PM
I wish I could roll wit Kid N Play. :depressed

peewee's lovechild
09-25-2007, 10:18 PM
Kid N Play are highly underrated. I feel they are in the top 5 as far as American Pop Music acts go.

You must already be drinking that free bottle SilBlack was supposed to get.

CuckingFunt
09-25-2007, 10:18 PM
My food will be ready to pick up in "abou ten-i-tee minute."

God bless that little woman.

midgetonadonkey
09-25-2007, 10:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7ejsNdvpxA

midgetonadonkey
09-25-2007, 10:19 PM
My food will be ready to pick up in "abou ten-i-tee minute."

God bless that little woman.

Fuck her. My dad killed Gooks like her in 'Nam.

peewee's lovechild
09-25-2007, 10:19 PM
I wish I could roll wit Kid N Play. :depressed

Cut your hair like Kid and you might be in.

CuckingFunt
09-25-2007, 10:20 PM
Fuck her. My dad killed Gooks like her in 'Nam.No. That's the little woman that works at the Vietnamese restaraunt.

They're good, but too expensive.

peewee's lovechild
09-25-2007, 10:20 PM
Fuck her. My dad killed Gooks like her in 'Nam.

They were easy targets.
They slept in rice patties.

Silver21_Black20
09-25-2007, 10:20 PM
You must already be drinking that free bottle SilBlack was supposed to get.

Jealous?

peewee's lovechild
09-25-2007, 10:20 PM
No. That's the little woman that works at the Vietnamese restaraunt.

They're good, but too expensive.

If you've seen one pair of stretchy eyes, you've seen them all.

midgetonadonkey
09-25-2007, 10:21 PM
He told me that him and his friends used to throw crackers at the little Charlie kids and watch them fight for them.

I wish I could've been there to see that.

peewee's lovechild
09-25-2007, 10:21 PM
Jealous?

You guys suck ass.

peewee's lovechild
09-25-2007, 10:23 PM
He told me that him and his friends used to throw crackers at the little Charlie kids and watch them fight for them.

I wish I could've been there to see that.

I wonder what would happen if you throw a Kid N' Play cd at them.

Mister Sinister
09-25-2007, 10:56 PM
This just in, I love bowling. Also news, I hope you all die.

ShoogarBear
09-26-2007, 02:19 AM
Also news, I hope you all die.Good news for you: we all will.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2007, 03:03 AM
I heard a good observation the other day from a comedian that I'd like to share with you all:
Afghanistan is one of the largest heroin making countries in the world, but they have yet to produce even ONE good band.
Think about it......

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2007, 03:04 AM
This oughtta go over good in the morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Pl9FjLagA&mode=related&search=

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 08:16 AM
This oughtta go over good in the morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Pl9FjLagA&mode=related&search=
WTF? Where do you find this stuff? That is not the wakeup call I needed this morning, Todd! :flipoff

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 08:40 AM
Good morning, Mel!!!

I dreamnt about you last night.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2007, 08:42 AM
Fucking mother fuck. I can barely keep my eyes open this morning.

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 08:44 AM
This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 08:48 AM
Fucking mother fuck. I can barely keep my eyes open this morning.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rough you up last night.

But, you did say that you like it rough.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 08:49 AM
This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list.

You know you love me.

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 08:56 AM
http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/9_26_07_Couples/images/main_image.jpg

What, no handcuffs or harnesses? Boooring!

ORION
09-26-2007, 08:59 AM
I can't stop coughing !

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 09:04 AM
I can't stop coughing !
Thats why batman needs to shave his pubies, so you won't have this problem next time you take care of his morning wood.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 09:05 AM
Thats why batman needs to shave his pubies, so you won't have this problem next time you take care of his morning wood.

:lol :lol :lol

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 09:06 AM
On another note:

Melmart, this punishment has gone on long enough.
You can release me from your ignore list prison now.

I've learned my lesson.

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 09:22 AM
On another note:

Melmart, this punishment has gone on long enough.
You can release me from your ignore list prison now.

I've learned my lesson.


I don't think you have!!

ORION
09-26-2007, 09:25 AM
Thats why batman needs to shave his pubies, so you won't have this problem next time you take care of his morning wood.
how dare you ! besides batman's penis is so small that when he pees he ends up peeing all over his balls

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 09:27 AM
I don't think you have!!
Neither do I. The minute I take him off he will post that pic again.

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 09:36 AM
Neither do I. The minute I take him off he will post that pic again.


Well considering you have drawn it out this long I think you are right. I had already forgotten why you had blocked him hahaha. I doubt he has though.

TheQuattro
09-26-2007, 09:37 AM
Hello....Hello again...

TheQuattro
09-26-2007, 09:37 AM
later

TheQuattro
09-26-2007, 09:39 AM
Good job....to the 7 or 8 top posters. You make me proud.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2007, 09:49 AM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (4 members and 1 guests)
Viva Las Espuelas, ORION, midgetonadonkey, ashbeeigh



what the hell?!?!?!

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 09:51 AM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (4 members and 1 guests)
Viva Las Espuelas, ORION, midgetonadonkey, ashbeeigh



what the hell?!?!?!

She is multitasking by lurking in the quattro and looking for a job.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2007, 09:53 AM
She is multitasking by lurking in the quattro and looking for a job.hopefully she's not at her job lurking.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 09:58 AM
I don't think you have!!

"Shut the fuck up fat man, this ain't none of your god damn business!"

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 09:59 AM
Neither do I. The minute I take him off he will post that pic again.

I promise never to send you pictures of man tits again . . . ever.

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 10:02 AM
I promise never to send you pictures of man tits again . . . ever.


He is lying!!

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 10:07 AM
He is lying!!
Hahaha, good thing you quoted him or I wouldn't know what he is lying about. :lmao

And uh ... why is he talking directly to me if he knows that I can't see them?

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 10:10 AM
Hahaha, good thing you quoted him or I wouldn't know what he is lying about. :lmao

And uh ... why is he talking directly to me if he knows that I can't see them?

Because I believe that the message gets through via ESP, due to our close connection.

(ATRAIN, help me out here)

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 10:36 AM
and once again, weewee kills the quattro :rolleyes

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 10:41 AM
Because I believe that the message gets through via ESP, due to our close connection. I also want to openly admit that I like guys and love sucking cock!

(ATRAIN, help me out here)

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 10:41 AM
I quoted him so you could see it mel.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 10:50 AM
Good news for you: we all will.
That's why I like wishing death on people. I know I'm never going to be disappointed. It may take a while to get my wish, but I will get my wish in the end.

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 10:52 AM
I quoted him so you could see it mel.
So why didnt you help out your good friend weewee?

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 10:55 AM
So why didnt you help out your good friend weewee?


How was I supposed to help him, I quoted him so you could see it. Thought thats what I was supposed to do.

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 10:58 AM
How was I supposed to help him, I quoted him so you could see it. Thought thats what I was supposed to do.
True .. you helped out him as a cocksucker, very sweet of you.

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 10:59 AM
True .. you helped out him as a cocksucker, very sweet of you.


Hey I do what I can.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 10:59 AM
There is faggotry afoot here.

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 11:05 AM
There is faggotry afoot here.
The irony being that you always say that and yet it is only true when you are in here.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 11:05 AM
There is faggotry afoot here.

I suppose you're in a good mood now?

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 11:06 AM
So why didnt you help out your good friend weewee?

Love me woman!!

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:08 AM
I suppose you're in a good mood now?
You know it. Because of A) the faggotry afoot here, and B) I found my Pokemanz.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:08 AM
The irony being that you always say that and yet it is only true when you are in here.
Well, yeah. That's, kinda the point.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 11:11 AM
I found my Pokemanz.

No further proof needed to prove your faggotry.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:15 AM
No further proof needed to prove your faggotry.
What, like there was any doubt about it?

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 11:21 AM
What, like there was any doubt about it?


I never doubted you Shagia

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:27 AM
Thanks, I think.

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 11:31 AM
Thanks, I think.


anytime

ORION
09-26-2007, 11:32 AM
I love that they have the A/C turned on so cold !!!!

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:34 AM
I love that I found my Pokemanz.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2007, 11:36 AM
I love that I found my Pokemanz.

We all know you are gay. No need to remind us every fucking day.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2007, 11:36 AM
I love that they have the A/C turned on so cold !!!!nipply

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 11:37 AM
I love that I found my Pokemanz.


what the hell is pokemanz?

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:37 AM
We all know you are gay. No need to remind us every fucking day.
Actually, this is why I need to remind you every fucking day.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:37 AM
what the hell is pokemanz?
4chan-speak for Pokemon.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2007, 11:38 AM
Actually, this is why I need to remind you every fucking day.

No, we get it and we don't give a fuck.

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 11:39 AM
ShagiFrost is now no. 2 behind ashbeeigh on my 'most annoying' list. Seriously, stfu up with your 4chan-speak bullshit.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:39 AM
No, we get it and we don't give a fuck.
I meant just the reactions in general are why I need to remind you. Besides, my elation at finding my copy of Pokemon Diamond was more the fact that I found it than that I wanted to play it.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:40 AM
ShagiFrost is now no. 2 behind ashbeeigh on my 'most annoying' list. Seriously, stfu up with your 4chan-speak bullshit.
Don't encourage me.

ORION
09-26-2007, 11:40 AM
nipply
YES SIR !

Melmart1
09-26-2007, 11:40 AM
I meant just the reactions in general are why I need to remind you. Besides, my elation at finding my copy of Pokemon Diamond was more the fact that I found it than that I wanted to play it.
Then why dont you scurry off or whatever you homos do and play it and get the fuck out of here?

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:41 AM
Then why dont you scurry off or whatever you homos do and play it and get the fuck out of here?
Because I'm charging my DS's battery, and it's much more fun to stick around here and irritate you.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2007, 11:42 AM
I meant just the reactions in general are why I need to remind you. Besides, my elation at finding my copy of Pokemon Diamond was more the fact that I found it than that I wanted to play it.

What reactions? People have been calling people FAGS in here since the original Quattro. You are nothing special.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:43 AM
What reactions? People have been calling people FAGS in here since the original Quattro. You are nothing special.


We all know you are gay. No need to remind us every fucking day.

Those kinds of reactions.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2007, 11:44 AM
So you suck cock. Big deal.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2007, 11:46 AM
Those kinds of reactions.

That was just a nice way of me saying for you to shut the fuck up. You always bring it up and you are annoying.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:46 AM
On a totally unrelated note, is anybody else going to get the new Freezepop CD? Better question, has anyone else *heard* of Freezepop?

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2007, 11:48 AM
On a totally unrelated note, is anybody else going to get the new Freezepop CD? Better question, has anyone else *heard* of Freezepop?

Is that some sort of homoerotic dance music?

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:50 AM
Is that some sort of homoerotic dance music?
Not exactly. They did the songs "Get Ready To Rokk" for Guitar Hero 1 and "Less Talk, More Rokk" for GH2. They get most of their exposure from doing music for video games, it seems.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2007, 11:52 AM
Guitar Hero seems really fucking lame to me.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2007, 11:53 AM
If you wanna go play guitar, go play guitar. Don't spend your time playing a fake guitar on a video game.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 11:53 AM
Guitar Hero seems really fucking lame to me.

I'd rather air guitar.

ORION
09-26-2007, 11:54 AM
So you suck cock. Big deal.
I knew this one dude in middle school that said he loved cock because he thought it meant a vagina. I believe melmart knows him or his sisters

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 11:54 AM
Eh. I don't have any opinion on the GH franchise either way. I've played it before, and it's entertaining, but it's not as great as everyone says it is...nor is Halo 3, for that matter. People are acting like it's the best thing to happen to the gaming industry in forever.

ORION
09-26-2007, 11:57 AM
Guitar Hero seems really fucking lame to me.
are you kidding? that's how Yngwie learned to play

Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2007, 12:02 PM
the ashbeeigh love/hate threads in the troll forum are hilarious.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 12:10 PM
Marvel vs. Capcom 2 is indecently entertaining.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2007, 12:22 PM
Marvel vs. Capcom 2 is indecently entertaining.keep it here, thanks.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50322

samikeyp
09-26-2007, 12:23 PM
I meant just the reactions in general are why I need to remind you. Besides, my elation at finding my copy of Pokemon Diamond was more the fact that I found it than that I wanted to play it.

So are your parents more distressed about your desire to smoke pole or smoke pokemons?

ATRAIN
09-26-2007, 12:25 PM
the ashbeeigh love/hate threads in the troll forum are hilarious.
I read through some of those.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 12:27 PM
So are your parents more distressed about your desire to smoke pole or smoke pokemons?
They don't know about me being bi, and I intend to keep it that way.

samikeyp
09-26-2007, 12:30 PM
They don't know about me being bi, and I intend to keep it that way.

Fair enough.

So then just the pokemon thing? :lol

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 12:31 PM
Fair enough.

So then just the pokemon thing? :lol
I wouldn't say I have any desire to smoke Pokemon, but yes, they do know I play it.

samikeyp
09-26-2007, 12:35 PM
I wouldn't say I have any desire to smoke Pokemon, but yes, they do know I play it.

:lol

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 12:57 PM
Such faggotry here.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2007, 01:05 PM
So are your parents more distressed about your desire to smoke pole or smoke pokemons?
I know which would bother me more.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 01:12 PM
Last night I had a dream that I was banging Melmart. I woke up with a pillow in between my legs.

My weewee was burning. I don't know if it's because of the friction with the pillow or if Mel somehow gave me an STD through my dream.

I'm concerned here.

Poopshark86
09-26-2007, 01:14 PM
U tha Fag peewee....thoght you could hide from me bitch

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 01:20 PM
U tha Fag peewee....thoght you could hide from me bitch

Yea, you're right.

I never thought that you could find me in another forum. It never crossed my mind that you could check my profile and pinpoint exactly where I'm at.

You put Sherlock Holmes to shame!!

You're amazing talent astonishes me.

Poopshark86
09-26-2007, 01:21 PM
Hahaha

Dats right bitch.

I own you just like the NFL owns romo....

You love the poopshark.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 01:47 PM
Hahaha

Dats right bitch.

I own you just like the NFL owns romo....

You love the poopshark.

You have such incredible wit.
I'm not sure I can come back from that.

ORION
09-26-2007, 01:55 PM
haha ! my co-worker was trying to say" I hate sneezing and then boogers come out" but what she said was " I hate sneezing then crap comes out" I laughed so hard. you have to be real careful what you say around me

samikeyp
09-26-2007, 01:57 PM
PW....you need to control your groupies. :lol

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 01:57 PM
haha ! my co-worker was trying to say" I hate sneezing and then boogers come out" but what she said was " I hate sneezing then crap comes out" I laughed so hard. you have to be real careful what you say around me

Imagine if you shitted everytime you sneezed? That's worse than sharting.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 01:58 PM
PW....you need to control your groupies. :lol

:lol :lol :lol

Bitches love The PeeWee.
What can I do??

samikeyp
09-26-2007, 01:59 PM
True true.

samikeyp
09-26-2007, 02:00 PM
sharted.

:lmao :lmao

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2007, 02:03 PM
Dethklok's lyrics are brilliant.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2007, 02:12 PM
ashbeeigh, I believe I have found the solution to your unemployment woes:
go to your local church or to your school or whatever and tell them that you wish to become a missionary, and that you want to be sent down to the Amazon rain forests to try and save the pagan souls down there.
Find yourself a secluded tribe of cannibals and work with them.
This way, EVERYONE wins:
-you finally have a job and your time is now occupied
-the church is happy because they have someone down there spreading the word
-all of us here on the board are happy because the likelihood of you having internet access there is essentially nonexistant
-lastly, if you do something to offend the tribe, they'll kill you and eat you!
So technically, we here on the board win TWICE, but even still, all parties interest's involved are touched upon and satisfied.
So whaddya say?
Shall we get the ball rolling?
I'm sure that you'll find no shortage of people willing to help you pack, call the travel agent or drive you to the airport!

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2007, 02:13 PM
Mel, I was happy to see that I was able to get your morning started on the right foot!
Always a pleasure to be of assistance to you!
:spin

RichardSimmons
09-26-2007, 02:39 PM
Such faggotry here.

I need to post in here more often!!!! :elephant :elephant

samikeyp
09-26-2007, 02:47 PM
and the level just went up.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2007, 03:26 PM
Just a little bit more entertainment for you all to enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZHkP3UX-Fo&mode=related&search=

ORION
09-26-2007, 03:54 PM
If it's yellow leave it mellow. If it's brown flush it down.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 03:59 PM
If it's yellow leave it mellow. If it's brown flush it down.

I just flush.

ORION
09-26-2007, 04:23 PM
if it taste like chicken keep on licking. If it taste like trout get the hell out.

samikeyp
09-26-2007, 04:27 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

CuckingFunt
09-26-2007, 04:28 PM
Just a little bit more entertainment for you all to enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZHkP3UX-Fo&mode=related&search=

That was fantastic!

Richard Cranium
09-26-2007, 04:42 PM
When in heat, cover your meat.

Richard Cranium
09-26-2007, 04:43 PM
When in doubt, cover your sprout.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2007, 09:03 PM
Disorderlies is a very underrated movie.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 09:05 PM
So is The Sting.

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 09:08 PM
So is The Sting.

Get your ass back to the Oscar De La Hoya is gay thread!

peewee's lovechild
09-26-2007, 09:08 PM
But, The Sting is a pretty damn good movie.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 09:11 PM
That it is. But nobody I talk to has heard of it...so I guess 'underrated' might not be the right word, would it?

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2007, 09:13 PM
There's no way it can be better than Disorderlies. The Fat Boys at their finest.

Mister Sinister
09-26-2007, 09:15 PM
Paul Newman and Robert Redford, dude.

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 07:31 AM
Happy Fucking Morning, assholes!

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 08:17 AM
Something tells me that Mel's morning is less than happy.

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 08:23 AM
Every morning is less than happy. Fuck mornings!

ORION
09-27-2007, 08:27 AM
you know times have really changed. I pass by the high school every morning and every morning the girls cross country team practices. They all run in tiny shorts and sport bras. I know for a fact girls never dressed like that when I was in high school because the coaches would not allow it. maybe thats why teen pregnancy was not a problem in school

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 08:28 AM
you know times have really changed. I pass by the high school every morning and every morning the girls cross country team practices. They all run in tiny shorts and sport bras. I know for a fact girls never dressed like that when I was in high school because the coaches would not allow it. maybe thats why teen pregnancy was not a problem in school


lol so do you stay and watch?

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 08:30 AM
Every morning is less than happy. Fuck mornings!

Don't hold back Mel....tell us how you really feel! :)

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 08:33 AM
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

That's right Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 years in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yanks in the playoffs baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody counted them out, all the experts, all the commentators!!!!
I always thught they would make it!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW WE GONNA KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

ORION
09-27-2007, 08:44 AM
lol so do you stay and watch?
no but keep in mind I live in a slightly rural area and there is a long stretch of farm road behind the high school that I drive down and I'm bound to run into them since I travel down that same road. Then I pretend to run out of gas and ask that they carry me on their shoulders back to the gas station

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 08:46 AM
Mel's angry because the Yanks are in the post season and her precious Rangers and Royals are gonna be watching the playoffs on tv.

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 08:47 AM
Fuck fucking baseball.

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 08:47 AM
Damn. Why can't it be Saturday?

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 08:50 AM
Damn. Why can't it be Saturday?

No shit. At this point...I would settle for Friday.

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 08:52 AM
No shit. At this point...I would settle for Friday.
That would work, too.

But Saturday would be the best.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 08:52 AM
Fuck fucking baseball.

You will NOT speak evil of the greatness that is the Yankees!!!

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 08:52 AM
But Saturday would be the best.

agreed.


I am sitting through an online/teleconference training class...talk about mind numbing.

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 08:54 AM
You will NOT speak evil of the greatness that is the Yankees!!!
I didn't speak evil of the Yankees. I spoke evil of the entire sport of baseball.

It's boring as fuck and has no place in the Quattro, or in my morning.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 08:56 AM
I didn't speak evil of the Yankees. I spoke evil of the entire sport of baseball.

It's boring as fuck and has no place in the Quattro, or in my morning.

As the Head of our internet household, I forbid you to speak ill of baseball.

Now, go make me some breffast.

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 08:59 AM
As the Head of our internet household, I forbid you to speak ill of baseball.

Now, go make me some breffast.
It's mildly amusing that you think this would be a very successful technique with me.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 09:00 AM
It's mildly amusing that you think this would be a very successful technique with me.

Yeah...I see that going real far. :lol

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 09:01 AM
Im pretty sure Funt doesn't do "breffast" in such a way.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 09:02 AM
It's mildly amusing that you think this would be a very successful technique with me.

I'm trying to be the Alpha Male.
You know I'm more like Oscar De La Hoya.

I still want breakfast, though.

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 09:04 AM
Im pretty sure Funt doesn't do "breffast" in such a way.
Nope.

The Funt usually doesn't do "breffast" at all because food = celebration, and there's nothing about having to wake up and get out of bed that I feel like celebrating.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 09:04 AM
Im pretty sure Funt doesn't do "breffast" in such a way.

Not at all, she does breaffast in completly different, more satisfying, way.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 09:08 AM
I'm trying to be the Alpha Male.

You're failing.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 09:09 AM
You're failing.

Wrong, I've failed.

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 09:10 AM
I am sooooooooooo sleepy this morning.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 09:15 AM
I am sooooooooooo sleepy this morning.

Partying, fucking, studying or internetting?

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 09:17 AM
Partying, fucking, studying or internetting?
Nothing quite so interesting -- movie watching and insomnia.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 09:20 AM
Any good movies?

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 09:23 AM
Any good movies?
I watched Death Proof and all of its extras.

It was good on its own, but still sucks that they didn't release Grindhouse as one DVD.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 09:25 AM
It was good on its own, but still sucks that they didn't release Grindhouse as one DVD.

Yeah...I didn't get that. I guess they thought they could make more money selling them seperately.

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 09:33 AM
Yeah...I didn't get that. I guess they thought they could make more money selling them seperately.
Yeah, that's why they're doing it this way. Trying to recoup the money they lost in theaters. The Death Proof DVD came with a coupon for Planet Terror, though, which is cool for dopes like me who'll buy them both.

The fake previews aren't on this disc, however, so they better damn well be on the next one.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 09:38 AM
Does Rose McGowan get naked at all?

CuckingFunt
09-27-2007, 10:02 AM
Does Rose McGowan get naked at all?
Not in Death Proof, possibly in the footage being put back into Planet Terror.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 10:04 AM
Not in Death Proof, possibly in the footage being put back into Planet Terror.

With any luck. :)

Silver21_Black20
09-27-2007, 10:46 AM
Damn. Why can't it be Saturday?

I wish it was Sunday, 'Stros vs. Braves.

ORION
09-27-2007, 10:53 AM
I can't wait until I retire. I'm going to celebrate by wearing socks with my sandals

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 10:55 AM
I wish it was Sunday, 'Stros vs. Braves.


you going to the game? Bigg is going to catch on sat.

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 11:00 AM
We will be there. Too bad SilBlack will be wearing a Braves shirt.

Silver21_Black20
09-27-2007, 11:04 AM
you going to the game? Bigg is going to catch on sat.

Yea. We are going to get there early so we can get the t-shirt and poster they are giving out to the first 20,000 fans. I'll use my shirt to wash my car. :D

Silver21_Black20
09-27-2007, 11:06 AM
We will be there. Too bad SilBlack will be wearing a Braves shirt.

Fuck yea, #10.

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 11:07 AM
Yea. We are going to get there early so we can get the t-shirt and poster they are giving out to the first 20,000 fans. I'll use my shirt to wash my car. :D

That's not cool at all.

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 11:07 AM
We will be there. Too bad SilBlack will be wearing a Braves shirt.


lol dont buy her any beer or food.

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 11:08 AM
you going to the game? Bigg is going to catch on sat.
They will also have a ceremony honoring their top minor leaguers on Saturday before the game:

http://mlntherawfeed.squarespace.com/minor-league-baseball/houston-astros-honor-minor-leaguers-will-have-pre-game-cerem.html

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 11:12 AM
Does Rose McGowan get naked at all?

She got nekkid in Robert Rodriguez's trailer.
He's dumping his wife for Rose.

She's a home wrecker.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 11:23 AM
We will be there. Too bad SilBlack will be wearing a Braves shirt.

Dude, why are you even with her??

Braves???
Fuck that!

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 11:24 AM
I can't wait until I retire. I'm going to celebrate by wearing socks with my sandals

I'll celebrate by wearing sansabelt pants all the way up to my chest, and wearing glasses bigger than my face.

ORION
09-27-2007, 11:34 AM
I am so damn bored and NFL blitz is broken

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 11:34 AM
Dude, why are you even with her??

Braves???
Fuck that!


LOL its the typical Braves fan. A lot of my friends are because of TBS. Same goes for the cubbies and WGN. Now the question is HOW are you a yankees fan?

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 11:37 AM
This fucking wedding is costing me a fortune :madrun

I am going to be soooo broke next month. :pctoss

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 11:38 AM
This fucking wedding is costing me a fortune :madrun

I am going to be soooo broke next month. :pctoss

It sucks being in weddings for this reason.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 11:41 AM
This fucking wedding is costing me a fortune :madrun

I am going to be soooo broke next month. :pctoss

When did you decide to get married?

Mikey is gonna die from a broken heart, unless it's Mikey that you're going to marry.

Is it???

Mikey you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 11:43 AM
It sucks being in weddings for this reason.
I needed a necklace and earrings cus she wants me to wear my hair up and the dress is strapless. $300 :pctoss and I haven't even bought shoes yet. This broke Mexican is going to Payless :vomit:

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 11:45 AM
the dress is strapless.

Ohhhhhh, yea.

:eyebrows

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 11:46 AM
LOL its the typical Braves fan. A lot of my friends are because of TBS. Same goes for the cubbies and WGN. Now the question is HOW are you a yankees fan?

He leeches onto successful franchises so he can talk shit to people that support teams whether they win or lose.

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 11:46 AM
Dude, why are you even with her??

Braves???
Fuck that!

Better than the Yankees.

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 11:46 AM
I needed a necklace and earrings cus she wants me to wear my hair up and the dress is strapless. $300 :pctoss and I haven't even bought shoes yet. This broke Mexican is going to Payless :vomit:


At least you get to keep the dress and maybe sell it. Guys get totally screwed with the rental crap. I payed 200 for the last wedding I was in.......200 fucking dollars for a 1 night rental and it wasn't even nice.

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 11:48 AM
He leeches onto successful franchises so he can talk shit to people that support teams whether they win or lose.


Fav College team = Notre Dame

I'm suprised that his fav teams dont include the lakers/pats, but I guess its too early to tell.

TheZackAttack!
09-27-2007, 11:48 AM
I love weddings......I love bridesmaids. Its soooooo easy........

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 11:49 AM
Better than the Yankees.


Agreed, if I started dating a girl and found out she was a yanks fan and wasnt from new york......I Would dump her ass!!

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 11:49 AM
Fav College team = Notre Dame

I'm suprised that his fav teams dont include the lakers/pats, but I guess its too early to tell.

He is a closet Lakers fan. I've seen him wear purple and gold with pride. And then he continued to brag about how "storied" the franchise is.

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 11:50 AM
Agreed, if I started dating a girl and found out she was a yanks fan and wasnt from new york......I Would dump her ass!!

You should just be happy to get a girl.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 11:50 AM
He leeches onto successful franchises so he can talk shit to people that support teams whether they win or lose.

Yea, because Notre Dame is such a dominating force in college football right now.

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 11:51 AM
At least you get to keep the dress and maybe sell it. Guys get totally screwed with the rental crap. I payed 200 for the last wedding I was in.......200 fucking dollars for a 1 night rental and it wasn't even nice.
The dress was only $130, but the shawl made it $150. They actually paid for that after I shelled out hundreds of dollars for the fucking wedding shower and now jewelry and who knows how much for shoes. I wish I had shoes already that matched but the only thing that looks good is silver and I don't have any silver heels.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 11:51 AM
Better than the Yankees.

Really?

Why don't you add up the total number of World Series that they have won and compare that to the Yankees.

Oh, and how's that playoff push going for the Braves so far?

Pussy.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 11:52 AM
When did you decide to get married?

Mikey is gonna die from a broken heart, unless it's Mikey that you're going to marry.

Is it???

Mikey you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol

no....Mel and I don't need to get hitched...we have a perfect relationship just as it is now.

And if we did get married? We would make you watch as a form of torture.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 11:52 AM
Nothing wrong with Payless. :)

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 11:53 AM
He is a closet Lakers fan. I've seen him wear purple and gold with pride. And then he continued to brag about how "storied" the franchise is.

Dude, seriously, this is below the belt.

And, if you ever say that again, you'll lose your sack!!!

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 11:54 AM
Nothing wrong with Payless. :)
Except that the heels they sell there look like hoochie shoes. No way I can get away with those at this formal of a wedding.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 11:54 AM
You're a Lakers fan, peewee?


Kill yourself.

Now.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 11:55 AM
:lol

no....Mel and I don't need to get hitched...we have a perfect relationship just as it is now.

And if we did get married? We would make you watch as a form of torture.

You bastard.

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 11:55 AM
Dude, seriously, this is below the belt.

And, if you ever say that again, you'll lose your sack!!!

It's funny because it's true.

Silver21_Black20
09-27-2007, 11:55 AM
I'll celebrate by wearing sansabelt pants all the way up to my chest, and wearing glasses bigger than my face.

You look like that now.

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 11:55 AM
Jesus Christ, is fucking weewee spouting off again about the fucking Yankees in here? Is that why you are talking shit about his choice in teams?

Just shut the fuck up about the Yankees already. They are in the playoffs because George Steinbrenner sold his soul to the devil.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 11:56 AM
Except that the heels they sell there look like hoochie shoes. No way I can get away with those at this formal of a wedding.

Yeah you can.

What are they going to do, kick you out? :)

TheZackAttack!
09-27-2007, 11:56 AM
The dress was only $130, but the shawl made it $150. They actually paid for that after I shelled out hundreds of dollars for the fucking wedding shower and now jewelry and who knows how much for shoes. I wish I had shoes already that matched but the only thing that looks good is silver and I don't have any silver heels.

Get proper shoes, its hidious when girls wear tight shoes that make their feet look all fat because they are spilling over. Gross.

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 11:56 AM
You're a Lakers fan, peewee?


Kill yourself.

Now.


He loves them because they have such a rich history as a franchise. He just tells everyone he's a Spurs fan because they are winning now. You should've seen in from 2000-2002. He loved the Lakers so much he even wore a Mark Madsen jersey.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 11:56 AM
Just shut the fuck up about the Yankees already. They are in the playoffs because George Steinbrenner is the devil.

Fixed. :)

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-27-2007, 11:57 AM
Except that the heels they sell there look like hoochie shoes. No way I can get away with those at this formal of a wedding.

Four words for you:

Gene
Simmons
platform
boots!

How insane would that be for a wedding?!!?
:lol

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 11:57 AM
Get proper shoes, its hidious when girls wear tight shoes that make their feet look all fat because they are spilling over. Gross.
I do not wear sausage casing shoes, thanks. Or the kind where the pinky toe hangs off. Gross!

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-27-2007, 11:58 AM
He loves them because they have such a rich history as a franchise. He just tells everyone he's a Spurs fan because they are winning now. You should've seen in from 2000-2002. He loved the Lakers so much he even wore a Mark Madsen jersey.

Who speaks better Spanish:
peewee or Madsen?

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 11:59 AM
He loves them because they have such a rich history as a franchise. He just tells everyone he's a Spurs fan because they are winning now. You should've seen in from 2000-2002. He loved the Lakers so much he even wore a Mark Madsen jersey.
Did he do the Mark Madsen championship celebration dance?

Silver21_Black20
09-27-2007, 11:59 AM
Really?

Why don't you add up the total number of World Series that they have won and compare that to the Yankees.

Oh, and how's that playoff push going for the Braves so far?

Pussy.

Why are you talking shit to midge about the Braves? I'm right here.

Pussy.

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 12:01 PM
Really?

Why don't you add up the total number of Championships that the Lakers have won and compare that to the Spurs.


Pussy.

What he really wanted to say.

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 12:02 PM
He is a closet Lakers fan. I've seen him wear purple and gold with pride. And then he continued to brag about how "storied" the franchise is.


thats what he says about the yanks, that they are a storied franchise. Maybe he is a spurs fan till they lose, Cowboys fan cause they are doing good.

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 12:03 PM
The dress was only $130, but the shawl made it $150. They actually paid for that after I shelled out hundreds of dollars for the fucking wedding shower and now jewelry and who knows how much for shoes. I wish I had shoes already that matched but the only thing that looks good is silver and I don't have any silver heels.


So payless it is?

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 12:03 PM
thats what he says about the yanks, that they are a storied franchise. Maybe he is a spurs fan till they lose, Cowboys fan cause they are doing good.

He's the worst kind of Yankees fan. He doesn't even really like baseball.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 12:04 PM
Jesus Christ, is fucking weewee spouting off again about the fucking Yankees in here? Is that why you are talking shit about his choice in teams?

Just shut the fuck up about the Yankees already. They are in the playoffs because George Steinbrenner sold his soul to the devil.

As true as it may be about the devil thing, they're in the playoffs and the Rangers aren't.

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 12:04 PM
Jesus Christ, is fucking weewee spouting off again about the fucking Yankees in here? Is that why you are talking shit about his choice in teams?

Just shut the fuck up about the Yankees already. They are in the playoffs because George Steinbrenner sold his soul to the devil.


LOL

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 12:05 PM
So payless it is?
No, they look too cheap. And the shoes I will definitely wear again, so might as well buy good ones. I can't believe, I have like 30 pairs of shoes and no silver ones. :dizzy

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 12:05 PM
You're a Lakers fan, peewee?


Kill yourself.

Now.

Dude, I will rip your eyeballs out of their sockets and force you to watch my foot go up your ass if you insinuate any of that Lakers bullshit.

midgetonadonkey
09-27-2007, 12:06 PM
Dude, I will rip your eyeballs out of their sockets and force you to watch my foot go up your ass if you insinuate any of that Spurs bullshit.

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 12:06 PM
As true as it may be about the devil thing, they're in the playoffs and the Rangers aren't.


Since you cant see his messages, here you go mel

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 12:06 PM
He's the worst kind of Yankees fan. He doesn't even really like baseball.
He is NEVER in the baseball forum except when Yankees and Sox are going to play. I bet if he went to Skankee stadium he would not recognize half the statues in the garden.

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 12:10 PM
Since you cant see his messages, here you go mel
Fuck you, weewee. At least my Rangers will be in the playoffs next year by doing things the right way -- bringing talent up from the farm and giving youngsters a chance in your lineup. As opposed to overpaying for every mercenary on the market like Roger fucking Clemens to come in, and therefore running up the price for free agents and outpricing small markets out of competitiveness. The Steinbrennar-era Yankees are the worst thing to happen to baseball in 30 years.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-27-2007, 12:10 PM
Dude, I will rip your eyeballs out of their sockets and force you to watch my foot go up your ass if you insinuate any of that Lakers bullshit.

Something like this?

http://thumbs.filmstarts.de/wallpaper/Society-Bild03.jpg

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 12:15 PM
He is NEVER in the baseball forum except when Yankees and Sox are going to play. I bet if he went to Skankee stadium he would not recognize half the statues in the garden.


Could he even name the starting roster without looking them up.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 12:31 PM
Dude, I will rip your eyeballs out of their sockets and force you to watch my foot go up your ass if you insinuate any of that Lakers bullshit.

Son....you need to stay on the porch instead of trying to run with the big dogs. If you're not a Lakers fan, you need to deny it (which you haven't done yet) but you don't want to play with fire, scarecrow.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 01:19 PM
He is NEVER in the baseball forum except when Yankees and Sox are going to play. I bet if he went to Skankee stadium he would not recognize half the statues in the garden.

I've been there and I have pictures with everyone of them.

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 01:26 PM
This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 01:27 PM
Fuck you, weewee. At least my Rangers will be in the playoffs next year by doing things the right way -- bringing talent up from the farm and giving youngsters a chance in your lineup. As opposed to overpaying for every mercenary on the market like Roger fucking Clemens to come in, and therefore running up the price for free agents and outpricing small markets out of competitiveness. The Steinbrennar-era Yankees are the worst thing to happen to baseball in 30 years.

First of all, Ranger fans have been saying that for years. Secondly, the Steinbrener era produced quite a bit of championships. Furthermore, the Yanks have a great goup comming up from their farm system as Cashman and the Steiner both want to shy away from paying big for veterans (with ARod being the only exception).

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 01:28 PM
Something like this?

http://thumbs.filmstarts.de/wallpaper/Society-Bild03.jpg

It's like you're in my head.

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 01:29 PM
First of all, Ranger fans have been saying that for years. Secondly, the Steinbrener era produced quite a bit of championships. Furthermore, the Yanks have a great goup comming up from their farm system as Cashman and the Steiner both want to shy away from paying big for veterans (with ARod being the only exception).


and they will do what they always do, trade the for big money guys and then buy them back when they are Big Money players

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 01:45 PM
Could he even name the starting roster without looking them up.

Just ask me.

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 01:48 PM
and they will do what they always do, trade the for big money guys and then buy them back when they are Big Money players
What weewee fails to realize is that the pitching talent has already been called up. Chamberlain, Hughes and Kennedy are all solid as hell and will do well. But pitching is only one side ... Jeter isn't getting any younger, ARod is a goner and there is little in the way of sluggers in the Yankee farm system. Who is gonna replace a bat like ARod's? Who is going to pick up Jeter's overrated slack? Who will replace Giambroids? So many questions, so few answers. Oh, wait! It's the Yankees! They can just go BUY whoever they need! :bang

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 01:48 PM
Just ask me.


I said that like 30 mins ago........PLENTY of time for you to go look it up and print it out.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 01:48 PM
and they will do what they always do, trade the for big money guys and then buy them back when they are Big Money players

No way. Everybody's been trying to get their farm guys and Cashman has refused to trade them. Plus, we're benefitting from our farm system this year already. Our rook pitchers are looking good.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 01:49 PM
I said that like 30 mins ago........PLENTY of time for you to go look it up and print it out.

Dude, I work.

Ask Midge, I had a line of people to take care of.

But, whatever.

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 01:49 PM
What weewee fails to realize is that the pitching talent has already been called up. Chamberlain, Hughes and Kennedy are all solid as hell and will do well. But pitching is only one side ... Jeter isn't getting any younger, ARod is a goner and there is little in the way of sluggers in the Yankee farm system. Who is gonna replace a bat like ARod's? Who is going to pick up Jeter's overrated slack? Who will replace Giambroids? So many questions, so few answers. Oh, wait! It's the Yankees! They can just go BUY whoever they need! :bang


:) well said!! Mel's baseball knowledge >>>>>>Pee Weaks

ORION
09-27-2007, 01:53 PM
FYI .... Beer is on its way

ATRAIN
09-27-2007, 01:53 PM
FYI .... Beer is on its way


its not friday yet?

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 01:55 PM
:) well said!! Mel's baseball knowledge >>>>>>Pee Weaks
I spend half my days dealing with minor league sports press releases. If weewee wants to talk out of his ass about farm systems, he picked the wrong bitch to pull an Ace Ventura on.

ORION
09-27-2007, 02:03 PM
its not friday yet?
and I'm not even 21 or american.

Melmart1
09-27-2007, 02:04 PM
weewee must be googling the yankee farm system right now

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 02:10 PM
What weewee fails to realize is that the pitching talent has already been called up. Chamberlain, Hughes and Kennedy are all solid as hell and will do well. But pitching is only one side ... Jeter isn't getting any younger, ARod is a goner and there is little in the way of sluggers in the Yankee farm system. Who is gonna replace a bat like ARod's? Who is going to pick up Jeter's overrated slack? Who will replace Giambroids? So many questions, so few answers. Oh, wait! It's the Yankees! They can just go BUY whoever they need! :bang

The pitching's going to be just fine with those young guys for years to come. As for Jeter, he's still got some formidable years left in him. And, is it a gaurantee that ARod will leave after this year?? Where the hell is he going to go?? Boston?? Pfffft, whatever. Stiener will pay out of his ass to make sure that doesn't happen and you know that!!

As for Giambi, so what?? Is there a shortage of power hitters that the Yanks can't lure in?

Please.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 02:12 PM
I spend half my days dealing with minor league sports press releases. If weewee wants to talk out of his ass about farm systems, he picked the wrong bitch to pull an Ace Ventura on.

I never said that I know more than you, and I highly doubt that I do. But, that doesn't change that fact that the Yankee farm system has been working.

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 02:48 PM
well said!! Mel's baseball knowledge >>>>>>Pee Weaks

To be fair though....

Mel's baseball knowledge>>>>>>>>>almost everyones

samikeyp
09-27-2007, 02:48 PM
Damn PeeWee....I had hopes for you too...but a Lakers fan?

Nope...all hope is lost.

peewee's lovechild
09-27-2007, 02:53 PM
Damn PeeWee....I had hopes for you too...but a Lakers fan?

Nope...all hope is lost.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck that motherfucking shit!!!