Free Quattro Razor (8)

[samikeyp]

But you still haven't denied it.

[peewee's lovechild]

But you still haven't denied it.

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've denied it a million times!!!
I'm insulted that I have to continue to deny that kind of bullshit!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1369]

If PeeWee is so much the Laker fanboy, then why say his team is San Antonio in his little profile menu thingy?

I mean damn PeeWee, it's not like only Spurs fans are allowed to post on this board, so you don't have to hide your true colors.

Doogie Howser came out, so can you.

[CuckingFunt]

The dress was only $130, but the shawl made it $150. They actually paid for that after I shelled out hundreds of dollars for the fucking wedding shower and now jewelry and who knows how much for shoes. I wish I had shoes already that matched but the only thing that looks good is silver and I don't have any silver heels.
You don't have any heels to match your silver bikini?

[samikeyp]

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've denied it a million times!!!
I'm insulted that I have to continue to deny that kind of bullshit!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no..you have just gotten pissed that you have been called a Laker fan which means two things:

A. You are not one, so you need to say "No way in Hell am I a Laker fan"

B. You are one and got pissed that you have been found out.

You announce to the forum that you are not a Laker fan, and I drop the subject....You don't and I will hound your every move.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck fucking baseball.Seriously.

[samikeyp]

Funt likes diamonds, but apparently not of the baseball variety. :)

[CuckingFunt]

Funt likes diamonds, but apparently not of the baseball variety. :)The baseball ones don't sparkle enough.

[peewee's lovechild]

If PeeWee is so much the Laker fanboy, then why say his team is San Antonio in his little profile menu thingy?

I mean damn PeeWee, it's not like only Spurs fans are allowed to post on this board, so you don't have to hide your true colors.

Doogie Howser came out, so can you.

That's it.
I'm so pissed I'm going to shit my pants.

Fuck you all.

[peewee's lovechild]

no..you have just gotten pissed that you have been called a Laker fan which means two things:

A. You are not one, so you need to say "No way in Hell am I a Laker fan"

B. You are one and got pissed that you have been found out.

You announce to the forum that you are not a Laker fan, and I drop the subject....You don't and I will hound your every move.

That was the sound of me shitting my pants, I'm so angry.

I never have been, never will be, a Laker fan.

I think I have an ulcer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've been accused of being a Laker fan.

You can find me naked in the corner of my office scrubbing my body with amonia saying "Unclean . . . so unclean."

[samikeyp]

I never have been, never will be, a Laker fan.

Excellent.

For me, this matter is closed. :toast

[samikeyp]

The baseball ones don't sparkle enough.

Exactly

[CuckingFunt]

Dita (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260701.jpg)

von (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260702.jpg)

Teese (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260703.jpg)

in (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260704.jpg)

an (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260705.jpg)

Aussie (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260706.jpg)

men's magazine. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260707.jpg)

She gets a :tu from me.

[samikeyp]

and a :tu :tu from me.

[peewee's lovechild]

in (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260704.jpg)


My favorite one.

She's smoking hot.
Marylin Manson is an idiot.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dita (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260701.jpg)

von (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260702.jpg)

Teese (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260703.jpg)

in (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260704.jpg)

an (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260705.jpg)

Aussie (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260706.jpg)

men's magazine. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album100/MensStyle_DitaVonTeese_08260707.jpg)

She gets a :tu from me.

are these work safe?

i accidentally typed in "craiglist.com" instead of "craigslist.com" at work and OH BOY!

i ran to the IT dude.

[CuckingFunt]

are these work safe?

i accidentally typed in "craiglist.com" instead of "craigslist.com" at work and OH BOY!

i ran to the IT dude.They're girly pics, but not fully nekkid.

[CuckingFunt]

They're certainly no less "work safe" than your avatar.

[ORION]

beer and work go good together. ahhhhhhhhhhh

[Viva Las Espuelas]

They're girly pics, but not fully nekkid.so no bare nipples, hairy crotches, visible labia, expressed anal glands?

[CuckingFunt]

so no bare nipples, hairy crotches, visible labia, expressed anal glands?None of the above.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

beer and work go good together. ahhhhhhhhhhhdude there is some major cleavage here at work today. that one the doesn't try hard to look delicious dyed her hair jet black and style it kinda like that chick in the aeon flux movie. pfffffffff. i can't stay in her presence too long or else things start to go long.
.

and she's showing about 3 inches of cleavage

[ORION]

dude there is some major cleavage here at work today. that one the doesn't try hard to look delicious dyed her hair jet black and style it kinda like that chick in the aeon flux movie. pfffffffff. i can't stay in her presence too long or else things start to go long.
tell her she looks good. thats whats she's waiting for. she opened the door and all you have to do is walk in ...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

tell her she looks good. thats whats she's waiting for. she opened the door and all you have to do is walk in ...eh. i'd love to, but she's married. i don't mess with that. happily or unhappily married. the common denominator is "married" and that's something i steer clear of.

[ORION]

eh. i'd love to, but she's married. i don't mess with that. happily or unhappily married. the common denominator is "married" and that's something i steer clear of.
I can respect that but in my day that did not matter

[peewee's lovechild]

eh. i'd love to, but she's married. i don't mess with that. happily or unhappily married. the common denominator is "married" and that's something i steer clear of.

Pussy.

[ashbeeigh]

fucking retarded. just retarded.

[Mister Sinister]

Agh. I fucking hate nosebleeds. I hope they all die.

[timvp]

fucking retarded. just retarded.Why do you cuss me so?


Agh. I fucking hate nosebleeds. I hope they all die.I've never heard of a male getting a nose bleed.


Quoth. :wtf

[Mister Sinister]

I get them all the time. And by "all the time," I mean "whenever it changes from fall to winter and spring to summer." I dunno. It's a seasonal thing.

[timvp]

I get them all the time. And by "all the time," I mean "whenever it changes from fall to winter and spring to summer." I dunno. It's a seasonal thing.So like once a month?

[ashbeeigh]

Why do you cuss me so?


Forgive me, please.

[ashbeeigh]

I get them all the time. And by "all the time," I mean "whenever it changes from fall to winter and spring to summer." I dunno. It's a seasonal thing.

Quit complaining and get a kleenex. damn.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've never heard of a male getting a nose bleed.



Probably because we don't talk about it. I get them every once in a long while. I think I had one last Spring, maybe.

When I read your statement and my immediate response, I keep thinking back to that time when we were all playing poker and I made a mention of something health-related about me and Kori just looked at me all confuzzled and wondered why I hadn't posted it on the forum.

I still laugh about that.

[Mister Sinister]

So like once a month?
Several times a month, unfortunately.

[Mister Sinister]

Quit complaining and get a kleenex. damn.
You misunderstand. I had just *stopped* a nosebleed when I posted that. I don't type when I'm bleeding. Don't want to get Fate's keys all messy.

[ashbeeigh]

You misunderstand. I had just *stopped* a nosebleed when I posted that. I don't type when I'm bleeding. Don't want to get Fate's keys all messy.

you misunderstood my comment for compassion. It was more of annoyance, your "I hate nosebleeds" statement.

[Mister Sinister]

you misunderstood my comment for compassion. It was more of annoyance, your "I hate nosebleeds" statement.
I didn't detect compassion in it at all. I thought you were replying under the impression that I was typing in the middle *of* that nosebleed.

[Mister Sinister]

Lulz. Semantics.

[Melmart1]

Fuck You All!!!

[ashbeeigh]

damnit. I woke up too early. :madrun

[Melmart1]

damnit. I woke up too early. :madrun
People who have a J-O-B generally wake up early. :rolleyes

[sa_butta]

I wish my J-O-B would allow me to go in later. Waking up at 530am sucks. And I have been up since 4am since my daughter was sick. Dont tell me about waking up early.

[samikeyp]

I wish my J-O-B would allow me to go in later. Waking up at 530am sucks. And I have been up since 4am since my daughter was sick. Dont tell me about waking up early.

At least you have a J-O-B.....Ashbeeigh had to get up early to go give the Starbucks dude a hummer for her free mocha-frappa-crappa-chino-latte.

[samikeyp]

mocha-frappa-crappa-chino-latte.

which is different from the mocha-frappa-crappa-LaChino-latte.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck You All!!!


Good morning to you too!

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never heard of a male getting a nose bleed.


Apparently "nose" is a euphamism for vagina.

[peewee's lovechild]

Good morning to you too!
Fuck You!!!

Oh yea, I did that Jennifer Connelly thread you were asking for.

So, go fuck yourself!!!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

Fuck You!!!

Oh yea, I did that Jennifer Connelly thread you were asking for.

So, go fuck yourself!!!!!!!

I saw that, thank you

[CuckingFunt]

At least you have a J-O-B.....Ashbeeigh had to get up early to go give the Starbucks dude a hummer for her free mocha-frappa-crappa-chino-latte.
There's really no reason to be mean to the frappucino.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's really no reason to be mean to the frappucino.

The Frappucino is for pussies.

[CuckingFunt]

The Frappucino is for pussies.
As much as I want to hate Starbucks, I fucking love those things.

[peewee's lovechild]

As much as I want to hate Starbucks, I fucking love those things.

I never really got into them.

I don't even drink much coffee anymore. Whenever I do go to Starbucks, I end up buying the shaken Iced Tea Lemonade.

That stuff is pretty damned good, especially the passion tea blend.

[CuckingFunt]

I never really got into them.

I don't even drink much coffee anymore. Whenever I do go to Starbucks, I end up buying the shaken Iced Tea Lemonade.

That stuff is pretty damned good, especially the passion tea blend.
I've only been to Starbucks once since I moved since my town has a no-chain policy, so I'm somewhat being broken of my frappucino dependency. One of the local places here, however, has a "Mexican Mocha" that, in addition to being delicious, has four shots of espresso.

Damn. I want one right this second.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

damnit. I woke up too early. :madrunnah.............you just woke up.

[Mister Sinister]

:wakeup Guten Morgen, everybody.

[peewee's lovechild]

:wakeup Guten Morgen, everybody.

Guten Morgen, frau Frost . . . oder herr Frost??

[Mister Sinister]

Guten Morgen, frau Frost . . . oder herr Frost??
Es ist "Herr Frost", meine gute Mann. Ich bin nicht eine Frau. Habe ich das gesagt?

[peewee's lovechild]

Es ist "Herr Frost", meine gute Mann. Ich bin nicht eine Frau. Habe ich das gesagt?

Entshuldigung, Herr Frost.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've never had Starbucks. I don't feel I'm missing anything.

[samikeyp]

Das ist das Leben in der grossen stadt.

[samikeyp]

I've never had Starbucks. I don't feel I'm missing anything.

Their shaken black ice tea is pretty good.

[ashbeeigh]

At least you have a J-O-B.....Ashbeeigh had to get up early to go give the Starbucks dude a hummer for her free mocha-frappa-crappa-chino-latte.

no, mikey. Actually, I was up early for an interview.

[peewee's lovechild]

Das ist das Leben in der grossen stadt.
Diese Stadt ist nicht grosse die.

[peewee's lovechild]

Their shaken black ice tea is pretty good.

Try the shaken passion ice tea.

I love that stuff.

[Silver21_Black20]

Translation:


Guten Morgen, frau Frost . . . oder herr Frost??

Hey Frost . . . did you receive the naked pics I sent you last night??


Es ist "Herr Frost", meine gute Mann. Ich bin nicht eine Frau. Habe ich das gesagt?

Oh yea "Frost likey", though I was a little disappointed. You aren't as big as you claim. How sad, no?

[peewee's lovechild]

Wie erklare ich Mel, dass ich sie liebe?

[samikeyp]

no, mikey. Actually, I was up early for an interview.

So then the hummer was afterward. Ok. cool.



Now go get that job.

[Mister Sinister]

Entshuldigung, Herr Frost.
Kein Problem, mein Freund. Es passiert.

[Mister Sinister]

Translation:



Hey Frost . . . did you receive the naked pics I sent you last night??



Oh yea "Frost likey", though I was a little disappointed. You aren't as big as you claim. How sad, no?
:lmao Nett.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Frost . . . did you receive the naked pics I sent you last night??


What's this nekkid picture business??

First Midge sends out his nekkid pics, now you?

What are you guys, John Lennon & Yoko Ono?

[peewee's lovechild]

Kein Problem, mein Freund. Es passiert.

Das ist gut, mein Freund.

[Silver21_Black20]

What are you guys, John Lennon & Yoko Ono?

That would be heaven for you. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

What's this nekkid picture business??

First Midge sends out his nekkid pics, now you?

What are you guys, John Lennon & Yoko Ono?

Can't you read? It was a translation of what you were telling Shagia.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao Nett.

Sie ist nicht lustig.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Does this mean somebody's going to shoot Midge?

[peewee's lovechild]

Can't you read? It was a translation of what you were telling Shagia.

What got your twat purnned up??

I know fuck face.
I was trying to make a funny.

[Mister Sinister]

What got your twat purnned up??

I know fuck face.
I was trying to make a funny.
Es war nicht lustig.

[Silver21_Black20]

What got your twat purnned up??

I know fuck face.
I was trying to make a funny.

And you FAILED!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/sibrov/fail.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Does this mean somebody's going to shoot Midge?
I do have one name in common with that bastard Mark David Chapman.

[Mister Sinister]

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/sibrov/fail.jpg
:lol Saved.

[peewee's lovechild]

Es war nicht lustig.

Was wissen du?

[peewee's lovechild]

And you FAILED!!

Was wissen du?

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/sibrov/fail.jpg

Was wissen du?

[Mister Sinister]

Was wissen du?
Mehr als du, mein Freund.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok, I'm all germaned out.

Plus, Midge has his twat in a bunch.

I'll stop now.

[Mister Sinister]

Awww. That means I have to stop, too. It's no fun if nobody else is. :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

Mehr als du, mein Freund.

Vermutlich. Aber, was.

[Silver21_Black20]

Was wissen du?

I love you too!

[peewee's lovechild]

I love you too!

:lmao

Your German is impeccable.

Did I spell impeccable right?

Fuck, this German shit is fucking me up!!

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah, you spelled it right. Strange. I never have that problem when switching from Deutsch to English.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Germans.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, you spelled it right. Strange. I never have that problem when switching from Deutsch to English.

I've always had that problem when I'm speaking another language.

It only happens for a little while, though.

I crack myself up though, especially when I go from Spanish to English.

[midgetonadonkey]

January 4th the Pink Floyd Laser Light Show will be in SA. I have 3 months to find some acid.

[Mister Sinister]

I've always had that problem when I'm speaking another language.

It only happens for a little while, though.

I crack myself up though, especially when I go from Spanish to English.
German's the only Fremdsprache (foreign language) I speak well enough to converse. I know a little bit of Japanese, most of which I picked up watching Gundam. Gods, I'm a nerd.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck Germans.

Isn't Adolf Hitler your idol, or was that Himmler Heinrich? You always mention both when you go on your Jewish rants.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or is that Josef Mengele?
I know you're a big fan of his Jewish "expirementations".

[peewee's lovechild]

January 4th the Pink Floyd Laser Light Show will be in SA. I have 3 months to find some acid.

FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

Or is that Josef Mengele?
I know you're a big fan of his Jewish "expirementations".
Gregory Peck played Mengele in Boys From Brazil. I *just* now remembered that.

[peewee's lovechild]

German's the only Fremdsprache (foreign language) I speak well enough to converse. I know a little bit of Japanese, most of which I picked up watching Gundam. Gods, I'm a nerd.

I've lost practice with German.

I used to speak it well enough. I don't think I can carry on a lengthy conversation anymore. Same thing with French.

[peewee's lovechild]

Gregory Peck played Mengele in Boys From Brazil. I *just* now remembered that.

You do love that guy.

Hehehe, Peck.

[Mister Sinister]

I haven't really spoken it since I got out of high school, but...eh. I dunno. I retain knowledge pretty well.

[Mister Sinister]

You do love that guy.

Hehehe, Peck.
Lulz. I think the other part of it was because I saw Gregory Peck's name on the box for my Omen dvd.

[peewee's lovechild]

I haven't really spoken it since I got out of high school, but...eh. I dunno. I retain knowledge pretty well.

I speak two languages daily. Since I don't speak German on a daily basis, I seem to have lost some of what I once learned. But, it's easy enough to pick up if I should practice it.

[CuckingFunt]

One of the local places here, however, has a "Mexican Mocha" that, in addition to being delicious, has four shots of espresso.

Damn. I want one right this second.

I swear, this is nearly orgasmic.

I feel like I should light up a cig after I finish drinking it.

[CuckingFunt]

I've always had that problem when I'm speaking another language.

It only happens for a little while, though.

I crack myself up though, especially when I go from Spanish to English.You should hear me try to count in French -- by four, I'm in Spanish for some reason.

[peewee's lovechild]

I swear, this is nearly orgasmic.

I feel like I should light up a cig after I finish drinking it.

You used to say that about me.

:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Swahili is my first language. Followed by Telegu, Cantonese and then English.

[samikeyp]

You used to say that about me.

Im pretty sure she never said that about you.

[samikeyp]

I speak Texan first.

Then, US American.

I am learning Michigander though.

"Hey, pass me that pop..can ya believe those damn Red Wings, eh?"

[CuckingFunt]

Im pretty sure she never said that about you.To be fair... I've never technically had a cup of peewee, so I can't really know how I'd feel after drinking.

[samikeyp]

To be fair... I've never technically had a cup of peewee, so I can't really know how I'd feel after drinking.

Good point.

I have filled a cup full of peewee before.

no..that was peepee. :)

[ashbeeigh]

I've lost practice with German.


Go to Freisenhaus in New Braunfels. It's an authentic German place, owned and run my German immigrants (not descendants). They love speaking German.

[samikeyp]

Go to Freisenhaus in New Braunfels. It's an authentic German place, owned and run my German immigrants (not descendants). They love speaking German.

You have your own immigrants?

[CuckingFunt]

You have your own immigrants?Apparently not, since the Germans who work at Freisenhaus also own her immagrants.

[CuckingFunt]

Though, since it's the past tense, perhaps they're the ones who sold them to ashbeeigh.

[Silver21_Black20]

These Chile Picante Corn Nuts taste like menudo.

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't had Corn Nuts in forever. I used to love those things.

[Melmart1]

Menudo is disgusting.

[Silver21_Black20]

Menudo is disgusting.

I'm just going to pretend I didn't see that.

Menudo is as Mexican as I get.

[peewee's lovechild]

These Chile Picante Corn Nuts taste like menudo.

Menudo is the greatest thing in the world.

I want a bowl of menudo right now. All I had for lunch was one lousy fucking sandwich.

[peewee's lovechild]

Menudo is disgusting.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Silver21_Black20]

Menudo is the greatest thing in the world.

I want a bowl of menudo right now. All I had for lunch was one lousy fucking sandwich.

We are going to Taco Haven for some menudo for breakfast tomorrow.

I feel bad that midge eats sandwiches all week when I eat out every day of the week.

[ATRAIN]

Menudo is the greatest thing in the world.

I want a bowl of menudo right now. All I had for lunch was one lousy fucking sandwich.


There is this one place in El Mercado in san antonio that I went to that had bad ass menudo.

[peewee's lovechild]

We are going to Taco Haven for some menudo for breakfast tomorrow.

I feel bad that midge eats sandwiches all week when I eat out every day of the week.

LOL!!!

He bitches about you eating out for lunch everyday.

So, what time do we show up for the menudo?

[ATRAIN]

We are going to Taco Haven for some menudo for breakfast tomorrow.

I feel bad that midge eats sandwiches all week when I eat out every day of the week.


You should feel bad, after all you are going to embarrass him sunday at the game wearing that braves shirt.

[Silver21_Black20]

LOL!!!

He bitches about you eating out for lunch everyday.

So, what time do we show up for the menudo?

Does he really? :lol

11am.

[Silver21_Black20]

You should feel bad, after all you are going to embarrass him sunday at the game wearing that braves shirt.

Fuck that. I will be the coolest person there cause my team will be winning.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is this one place in El Mercado in san antonio that I went to that had bad ass menudo.

My mom makes some fucking bad ass menudo.

Fuck, I miss her cooking sometimes.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck that. I will be the coolest person there cause my team will be winning.

I hope they dump some beer on your ass.

[ATRAIN]

My mom makes some fucking bad ass menudo.

Fuck, I miss her cooking sometimes.


Im going down to the valley on monday, maybe I can talk my grandma into making me some. I'll stop by SA on my way back and drop some off for you.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never had menudo.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck that. I will be the coolest person there cause my team will be winning.


Believe it or not there will be a lot of braves fans there. I think you and Midge should make a public bet on that game.

[peewee's lovechild]

Im going down to the valley on monday, maybe I can talk my grandma into making me some. I'll stop by SA on my way back and drop some off for you.

Sounds like a plan.

[ATRAIN]

I've never had menudo.


Its an acquired taste. Kind of like Barbecoa(lengua). Did I spell those 2 right?

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never had menudo.

How can you go through life without having had menudo??

It's a dish fit for the gods.

[ATRAIN]

Sounds like a plan.


the only thing my grandma does though is she doesnt cut the fat off the meat well (my friends say you shouldnt). My mom cuts the fat and its by far better. My dad is going to have some cabritto waiting for me when I get there monday.

[Silver21_Black20]

Im going down to the valley on monday, maybe I can talk my grandma into making me some. I'll stop by SA on my way back and drop some off for you.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Its an acquired taste. Kind of like Barbecoa(lengua). Did I spell those 2 right?

Barbacoa is not lengua.
They are two different things.

Barbacoa, fucking badass, is made of meat from the cow's cheek and lengua is cow's tongue.

[CuckingFunt]

How can you go through life without having had menudo??

It's a dish fit for the gods.Don't know.

The same way some poor souls go through life without ever putting peanut butter on their pancakes, I suppose.

[peewee's lovechild]

the only thing my grandma does though is she doesnt cut the fat off the meat well (my friends say you shouldnt). My mom cuts the fat and its by far better. My dad is going to have some cabritto waiting for me when I get there monday.

I haven't had cabrito in ages.

[ATRAIN]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

LOL although perceived as an asshole, I have my moments.

[Silver21_Black20]

Believe it or not there will be a lot of braves fans there. I think you and Midge should make a public bet on that game.

Think of a bet and we'll agree.

I just made a bet with a co-worker that is going to the game as well. Our bet is any 6-pack of beer from Central Market. 2 outta 3 games though.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to stop watching TV shows about video games. I feel like a crack addict jonesing for my next fix.

[ATRAIN]

Barbacoa is not lengua.
They are two different things.

Barbacoa, fucking badass, is made of meat from the cow's cheek and lengua is cow's tongue.


yeah your right, Lengua is by far the better part.

[ATRAIN]

I haven't had cabrito in ages.


My dad smokes some. I think he guys it at Heb down there, not sure though. Man that shit is good.

[peewee's lovechild]

The same way some poor souls go through life without ever putting peanut butter on their pancakes, I suppose.

As wierd as that may sound, I may have to try it out.

[ATRAIN]

Think of a bet and we'll agree.

I just made a bet with a co-worker that is going to the game as well. Our bet is any 6-pack of beer from Central Market. 2 outta 3 games though.


Pee wee help me think of a bet.

[Silver21_Black20]

LOL although perceived as an asshole, I have my moments.

I don't think you're an asshole. I think you're a pussy.

:D

[ATRAIN]

I don't think you're an asshole. I think you're a pussy.

:D


You are what you eat.......pee wee is a dick!!

[CuckingFunt]

As wierd as that may sound, I may have to try it out.The combination of peanut butter and syrup is... so good it makes me think the Feds are going to bust my door down and throw me in the pen for having discovered so heavenly a flavor.

[ATRAIN]

The combination of peanut butter and syrup is... so good it makes me think the Feds are going to bust my door down and throw me in the pen for having discovered so heavenly a flavor.


That just sounds like your going to choke on it. Do you put a lot of PB?

[ATRAIN]

I don't think you're an asshole. I think you're a pussy.

:D


So tell me, why do you think im a pussy? (QUESTION ONLY FOR SILVER BLACK hahahah)

[peewee's lovechild]

Pee wee help me think of a bet.
If the 'Stros lose Midge and ATRAIN have to wear skirts and wifebeaters and take a picture holding hands.

(Shit, Midge has already done that . . . there's a picture of that somewhere)

[CuckingFunt]

That just sounds like your going to choke on it. Do you put a lot of PB?I put on enough. You don't need to spread it an inch thick, or anything.

[ATRAIN]

If the 'Stros lose Midge and ATRAIN have to wear skirts and wifebeaters and take a picture holding hands.

(Shit, Midge has already done that . . . there's a picture of that somewhere)


Wait why am I included in this bet?

[CuckingFunt]

So tell me, why do you think im a pussy? (QUESTION ONLY FOR SILVER BLACK hahahah)Then you should have PMed it to her.

[ATRAIN]

I put on enough. You don't need to spread it an inch thick, or anything.


Humm that sounds really really sweet. Can you feel your teeth rotting as you eat them?

[ATRAIN]

Then you should have PMed it to her.


hahah nah I really didnt care.......PLUS if I had that would have made me look like a pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

Humm that sounds really really sweet. Can you feel your teeth rotting as you eat them?:wtf

The only thing that's sweet is the syrup, which isn't any different than eating regular pancakes. The peanut butter is salty and that's why it's so good.

Salty + sweet = yum.

[ATRAIN]

:wtf

The only thing that's sweet is the syrup, which isn't any different than eating regular pancakes. The peanut butter is salty and that's why it's so good.

Salty + sweet = yum.


Ill give it a try, when ordering out, will they give you a side of PB?

[CuckingFunt]

Ill give it a try, when ordering out, will they give you a side of PB?I don't know. I never get pancakes when I go out for breakfast.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait why am I included in this bet?

Because the thought of you and Midge holding hands, wearing nothing but mini skirts and wife beaters, cracks the fuck out of me.

I'd like to add that both of you have to wear knee high argyle socks.

[ATRAIN]

I don't know. I never get pancakes when I go out for breakfast.


If you ever come to Austin for any reason, make sure and go to Kirby Lane. Its a local restaurant and their pancakes could quite possibly be the best in the world.

[ATRAIN]

Because the thought of you and Midge holding hands, wearing nothing but mini skirts and wife beaters, cracks the fuck out of me.

I'd like to add that both of you have to wear knee high argyle socks.


lol you really are a sick fuck

[leemajors]

Kerby Lane. go to the original one on Kerby lane, or if you have to, the north one. the south one blows.

[peewee's lovechild]

If you ever come to Austin for any reason, make sure and go to Kirby Lane. Its a local restaurant and their pancakes could quite possibly be the best in the world.

What's with hitting on The Funt?

You must respect the laws of territorial pissing. We are an e-couple now.

[ATRAIN]

Kerby Lane. go to the original one on Kerby lane, or if you have to, the north one. the south one blows.


You talking about the one on South Lamar sucking? I live by the one up North, but that damn place gets packed!!

[ATRAIN]

What's with hitting on The Funt?

You must respect the laws of territorial pissing. We are an e-couple now.


I am not hitting on the funt, I was simply stating where to go eat pancakes when visiting you. Of course she would have to stop by austin.

[midgetonadonkey]

A titty bar in Corpus had Menudo Wrestling once. I wish I would've gone to see that.

[ATRAIN]

A titty bar in Corpus had Menudo Wrestling once. I wish I would've gone to see that.


lol

[samikeyp]

Kerby Lane. go to the original one on Kerby lane,

:tu

[samikeyp]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You better check yourself, junior.

[ATRAIN]

You better check yourself, junior.


who are you talking too?

[Silver21_Black20]

So tell me, why do you think im a pussy? (QUESTION ONLY FOR SILVER BLACK hahahah)

You are a Quattro noob, that's all.

[batman2883]

come to medusa lounge tonight that is all

[Silver21_Black20]

Then you should have PMed it to her.

I would have posted it here either way.

[CuckingFunt]

What's with hitting on The Funt?

You must respect the laws of territorial pissing. We are an e-couple now.God damn cyber-roofies.

[ATRAIN]

You are a Quattro noob, that's all.


Fair enough.

[midgetonadonkey]

come to medusa lounge tonight that is all

Fuck you batman. I ain't going nowheres.

[CuckingFunt]

I would have posted it here either way.I know.

But you probably also would have made fun of him for PMing you, and that would have been a lot funnier than my homework.

[Silver21_Black20]

No bet for midge and I? You guys suck.

Go Braves!

[CuckingFunt]

No bet for midge and I? You guys suck.

Go Braves!I'm a bad bet thinker upper.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm a bad bet thinker upper.

Ditto.

[ATRAIN]

No bet for midge and I? You guys suck.

Go Braves!


When you guys leaving? It will give me time to think about it!

[CuckingFunt]

I got 159/160 on my math test.

That one measly missed point pisses me off.

[Silver21_Black20]

When you guys leaving? It will give me time to think about it!

Early Sunday morning. You have until tomorrow night to think of something.

[ATRAIN]

Early Sunday morning. You have until tomorrow night to think of something.


ok, ill think of something.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am not hitting on the funt, I was simply stating where to go eat pancakes when visiting you. Of course she would have to stop by austin.

You forget yourself, sir.

[samikeyp]

who are you talking too?

The person who said what I quoted....peewee.

[peewee's lovechild]

The person who said that....peewee.

I thought we were friends.

Shit, I'm turning into ATRAIN/Ashbeeigh.

[samikeyp]

Shit, I'm turning into ATRAIN/Ashbeeigh.

No...you are uniquely peewee.

[CuckingFunt]

I want to take a nap, but I can't.

[peewee's lovechild]

No...you are uniquely peewee.

ALL MUST BOW TO THE PEEWEE!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to take a nap, but I can't.

Call me, my uniquely monotonous voice will put you to sleep. It was once known to tame dragons and lull lions to a deep slumber.

[CuckingFunt]

Call me, my uniquely monotonous voice will put you to sleep. It was once known to tame dragons and lull lions to a deep slumber.The reason I can't take a nap is because I have to go to class in 30 minutes, and if I go to sleep I'm going to be out for a lot longer than 30 minutes.

[peewee's lovechild]

The reason I can't take a nap is because I have to go to class in 30 minutes, and if I go to sleep I'm going to be out for a lot longer than 30 minutes.

Call me, my uniquely baritone voice has been known to shake the very foundation of some small countries. My voice strikes fear into the hearts of Japanese villagers. They know my voice as "Krakatowakan Ichi-san".

[midgetonadonkey]

No bet for midge and I? You guys suck.

Go Braves!

I have some ideas. :eyebrows

I'll tell you at home.

[ATRAIN]

I have some ideas. :eyebrows

I'll tell you at home.


LOL, come on spill it!! Dont be a pussy!!

[midgetonadonkey]

LOL, come on spill it!! Dont be a pussy!!

It has nothing to do with being a pussy. It's about respect.

[Melmart1]

You better check yourself, junior.
I love you. :makeout

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The guy at 7-11 just gave me one of those new George Washington gold dollar coins.
Fucking thing looks like a goddamn Chuck E. Cheese game token.

[samikeyp]

I love you. :makeout

:makeout

[peewee's lovechild]

:makeout

Bastard.

I. Hate. You.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel, je te adore!!

[samikeyp]

Bastard.

I. Hate. You.

I know. :)

[ashbeeigh]

I love menuedo, lengua, and barbacoa. That is all.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

come to medusa lounge tonight that is allwill a "breaking news" bit happen on KSAT tonight over this?

vBookie?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It's about respect.
i almost fell outta my chair.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have some ideas. :eyebrows

I'll tell you at home.y'all live together?!

[peewee's lovechild]

y'all live together?!

I live in their guest room.

They can get quite loud at times, although I've never told them about this.

[samikeyp]

I live in their guest room.

They can get quite loud at times, although I've never told them about this.

stalker.

[CuckingFunt]

I just had a meeting with my English prof that felt like a date.

'Twas odd.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have to take a leak. But the pisser is occupied.

[CuckingFunt]

That's what the kitchen sink is for.

[ChumpDumper]

And Aquafina bottles.

[midgetonadonkey]

And Aquafina bottles.

They are too small.

[Silver21_Black20]

Dos Equis is damn good beer.

[CuckingFunt]

good beer.
Oxymoron.

[ChumpDumper]

There's no need for name-calling.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oxymoron.

I feel ya. But there are a few good beers. Seems like I like the pricey beers.

[ChumpDumper]

But you said Dos Equis.

[Silver21_Black20]

$6.99 is pricey for me to spend on beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck yeah. I'm drinking Budweiser and that's expensive beer to me.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h9/ryanp_2006/guyboobs.gif

[ChumpDumper]

I just had a meeting with my English prof that felt like a date.

'Twas odd.I hate it when they use tongue.

[CuckingFunt]

Ouch. (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLzDsSYM9Eg&mode=related&search=)

[ChumpDumper]

So is the YellaWood guy a pedophile or a John Wayne Gacy style serial killer?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Quattro Eight.

[CuckingFunt]

It takes every ounce of my strength to resist going on a killing spree every time I see this fucking commercial for the new video iPod Nano.

[Mister Sinister]

That's what the kitchen sink is for.
Fucking signed.

[ALVAREZ6]

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[Jekka]

Oxymoron.
That's not an oxymoron. I got the latest Divine Reserve from St Arnold's in Houston a couple weeks ago, and that stuff is freaking amazing - it looks like motor oil it's so thick, and it smells like coffee. Glad I got 2 6-packs of that stuff, I'll be hoarding the second one for a while.

Some beer is wonderful, but I'd rather drink water than crappy beer, and the same goes for wine.

[Melmart1]

Beer is good. Beer is my friend.

[Mister Sinister]

:wakeup Morning, all.

[Melmart1]

I fucking hate newbies who don't realize that one of the quattro rules is that you don't fucking say 'hello' or 'goodbye'.

[Mister Sinister]

God, I love to irritate people. Gets me through my day.

[samikeyp]

I fucking hate newbies who don't realize that one of the quattro rules is that you don't fucking say 'hello' or 'goodbye'.

:lol

[The Sun]

Good morning everyone and especially you Melmart!! Buh-bye!

[samikeyp]

Good morning everyone and especially you Melmart!! Buh-bye!

Is my Jimmy Dean ready yet?

[Mister Sinister]

I had sausage for breakfast <Cue horde of gay jokes>, but it wasn't JD. It was Eckrich.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Is my Jimmy Dean ready yet?


Fuck that. Go to Lou and Harry's for a gyro and greek salad.

Finish it off with Bilbo's tonight or set off to Krunchy's and stick your head in one of their buckets of beer.

I miss football Saturday's in EL.

[BurgerKing]

Enjoy my dollar breakfast menu and have it your way.

[angel_luv]

Good morning.

I have new eye glasses.

That is all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dos Equis is damn good beer.

Ummm, not its not.

[peewee's lovechild]

Notre Dame has gone beyond pissing me off.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if 1Billups1 is a Notre Dame fan.

Fucker probably roots for fucking USC.

[peewee's lovechild]

I had sausage for breakfast <Cue horde of gay jokes>

Ugh, I really want to . . . but fucking Notre Dame is taking everything out of me.