Free Quattro Razor (8)

[peewee's lovechild]

This game is depressing.

I wish 1Billups1 would talk to me, just to pull me from my depression.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel like I need to scratch my eyeballs out.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i dont know what it is but CF has nice ones















eyeballs that is

[ashbeeigh]

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ashbeeigh, ShagiaFrost, 1Billups1

Let's get drunk together Billups.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ashbeeigh should get a tattoo across her back shoulders that says QUATTRO in olde english letters

[ATRAIN]

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ashbeeigh, ShagiaFrost, 1Billups1

Let's get drunk together Billups.


that sounds like a free bj offer billups, if you want the herpies pee wee gave trashwhore, I say take it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

peewee nailed ashbeeigh?

[peewee's lovechild]

Touch Down Notre Dame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I no longer need 1Billups1 to talk to me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

peewee that first picture of scarlett is the most perfect picture i've ever seen

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee that first picture of scarlett is the most perfect picture i've ever seen

You should see the one I have in my wallet.

[samikeyp]

Fuck that. Go to Lou and Harry's for a gyro and greek salad.

Finish it off with Bilbo's tonight or set off to Krunchy's and stick your head in one of their buckets of beer.

I miss football Saturday's in EL.

Sounds good!

Actually we are lucky, some guys from Texas moved up here and opened a little Tex-Mex place and their breakfast tacos are really good.

Sophia's in Grand Ledge is really good too.

[CuckingFunt]

Jesus fuck, when did it get so late?

I haven't done a fucking thing today.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sounds good!

Actually we are lucky, some guys from Texas moved up here and opened a little Tex-Mex place and their breakfast tacos are really good.

Sophia's in Grand Ledge is really good too.

I didn't wake up in time for breakfast tacos.

I'm having to make pancakes instead. But, I no longer feel like doing anything. A nice big bowl of Fruity Pebbles sounds good about right now. But, I only have enough for about half a bowl. I have an entire box of Frosted Flakes, but I don't feel like eating them. However, I do have some Smacks. I haven't had those in a long ass time. So, I might just go with the Smacks.

But, I might just have some Apple Jacks.

[samikeyp]

Jesus fuck, when did it get so late?

I haven't done a fucking thing today.


It's Saturday...that is allowed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck, fucking fuck.

[CuckingFunt]

I'd go with the Frosted Flakes. I loooooooove Frosted Flakes.

[peewee's lovechild]

Notre Dame is killing me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel like that guy in "Bench Warmers" that never leaves the house because he's afraid of the sun.

It's not that I'm afraid of the sun, I conquered that fear years ago, it's just that I don't want to leave the apartment.

[CuckingFunt]

It's Saturday...that is allowed.
The combination of having a laptop and not having a couch yet has turned me into such a lazy ass.

[samikeyp]

Notre Dame is killing me.

I for one, am enjoying the current demise of ND.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish I was rich.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd be like Larry Flint.

I'd find me a good looking woman and lock my self up in a vault with her for an undertimened amount of time.

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I was rich.
For any specific reason, or just because it's more fun than not being rich?

[peewee's lovechild]

I for one, am enjoying the current demise of ND.

You Son-Of-A-Bitch.

I wish nothing but evil things upon you.

[samikeyp]

You Son-Of-A-Bitch.

I wish nothing but evil things upon you.

Yeah...like today is any different than other days. :lol

You shoudn't sip the haterade kid, because no matter what flavor you choose...its always bitter.
:)

[ATRAIN]

peewee nailed ashbeeigh?


thats the rumor!!

[ATRAIN]

Yeah...like today is any different than other days. :lol

You shoudn't sip the haterade kid, because no matter what flavor you choose...its always bitter.
:)


When did this pee wee vs mikey rivalry begin?

[CuckingFunt]

thats the rumor!!
I suspect it's false.

[peewee's lovechild]

For any specific reason, or just because it's more fun than not being rich?

Because I would be able to buy my way into anything.

Need a house? Sure, I'm rich.
Need a woman? Sure, I'm rich.
Need tickets to the game? Sure, I'm rich.
Need a football team? Sure, I'm rich.
Need some one to wipe your ass? Sure, I'm rich.
Need some one to clean up your smegma? Sure, I'm rich.

Plus, I would be able to buy a better car.
It won't be standard. The clutch has been killing my leg for the past month or so.

And, I could buy the necessary explosives to take care of the Bush family on their next family reunion . . . only to leave a small child behind and sell him into slavery where all he does is turn a 2,000 lb stone all day. The child would grow up to be a stron slave and eventually find his freedom, only to remember my face as I serve the country as emperor. He'll find a group of vagrants and "connect" with him and he'll fall in love with one of his blonde female companions.

He'll realize the odds are against him and he will forget about his revenge, only to reignite his hatred towards me as one of my SSS (super secret service) takes out his blonde lover/woman/wife. He will gather a small force and lead them to my imperial palace in Washington, D.C. only to be killed. Right before he dies, I will lean over onto his face and while he's coughing up blood, staring at me with eyes of hate, I will say, "I never voted for your grandfather Dubya . . . and I once made out with your aunt Jenna and she was lousy in the sack!" With that, the lone Bush survivor will die.

Then, I will raise my arms in the air and scream, "I'm rich, Bitch!!!!"

I just need the money to make all this happen.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i nailed CF once

[ATRAIN]

i nailed CF once


LOL

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah...like today is any different than other days. :lol

You shoudn't sip the haterade kid, because no matter what flavor you choose...its always bitter.
:)

The hate gets me no where.

I've been wishing a yeast infection on your vagina, but I doubt it's happened yet. The gods of hate are very slow.

[peewee's lovechild]

When did this pee wee vs mikey rivalry begin?

Since he took my woman away and forced her to put me on her ignore list.

I will never forget.

Mikey and the Bush's are on my hit list.

[CuckingFunt]

Because I would be able to buy my way into anything.

Need a house? Sure, I'm rich.
Need a woman? Sure, I'm rich.
Need tickets to the game? Sure, I'm rich.
Need a football team? Sure, I'm rich.
Need some one to wipe your ass? Sure, I'm rich.
Need some one to clean up your smegma? Sure, I'm rich.

Plus, I would be able to buy a better car.
It won't be standard. The clutch has been killing my leg for the past month or so.

And, I could buy the necessary explosives to take care of the Bush family on their next family reunion . . . only to leave a small child behind and sell him into slavery where all he does is turn a 2,000 lb stone all day. The child would grow up to be a stron slave and eventually find his freedom, only to remember my face as I serve the country as emperor. He'll find a group of vagrants and "connect" with him and he'll fall in love with one of his blonde female companions.

He'll realize the odds are against him and he will forget about his revenge, only to reignite his hatred towards me as one of my SSS (super secret service) takes out his blonde lover/woman/wife. He will gather a small force and lead them to my imperial palace in Washington, D.C. only to be killed. Right before he dies, I will lean over onto his face and while he's coughing up blood, staring at me with eyes of hate, I will say, "I never voted for your grandfather Dubya . . . and I once made out with your aunt Jenna and she was lousy in the sack!" With that, the lone Bush survivor will die.

Then, I will raise my arms in the air and scream, "I'm rich, Bitch!!!!"

I just need the money to make all this happen.
I wouldn't want to be that rich. I've got some moochin' ass family members.

[peewee's lovechild]

i nailed CF once

You're a lesbian??

[CuckingFunt]

i nailed CF once
This, too, I suspect to be false.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

yes i muff dive with the best of them

[peewee's lovechild]

i nailed CF once

This must have been a recent development.

She recently e-dumped my ass.
We were an e-couple.
It was nice while it lasted.

I'm broken now.

[CuckingFunt]

She recently e-dumped my ass.
I did nothing of the sort.

[ATRAIN]

This must have been a recent development.

She recently e-dumped my ass.
We were an e-couple.
It was nice while it lasted.

I'm broken now.


you ran out of e-date rape drugs?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i e-date raped CF

[peewee's lovechild]

you ran out of e-date rape drugs?

I wanted her to love me for me.

Unfortunately, the e-roofie made her love me.

I have nothing now.

My life is worthless.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

that picture of CF is from our last online encounter
I told her i wanted to e-brownbag her, thus the picture

[peewee's lovechild]

i e-date raped CF

Now that, is extremely doubtful.
She'd e-kick your ass!!

I know this because one time, during and e-make out session, I tried to e-pinch her titties and she told me to stop. I kept trying and she said she was getting angry. I made the mistake of not taking her seriously. I finally reached in to e-pinch her titty and she fucking e-kicked my ass.

I will never forget it.

[CuckingFunt]

Now that, is extremely doubtful.
She'd e-kick your ass!!

I know this because one time, during and e-make out session, I tried to e-pinch her titties and she told me to stop. I kept trying and she said she was getting angry. I made the mistake of not taking her seriously. I finally reached in to e-pinch her titty and she fucking e-kicked my ass.

I will never forget it.
The disturbing part was how much you liked it.

[peewee's lovechild]

that picture of CF is from our last online encounter
I told her i wanted to e-brownbag her, thus the picture

Ohhhhhh, that.

That's her e-decoy.

There's a long list of losers who want to get into her e-panties. So, we came up with the clever e-decoy. LOL!!! People always think they're e-banging her when they're only e-banging her decoy!!!

That is some funny shit!! Sometimes, we sit back and watch it happen. But, we hadn't been doing it lately . . . it's lost its charm and now it just seems nasty.

[peewee's lovechild]

The disturbing part was how much you liked it.

I never implied that I liked it in any way or fashion.

It's just that you said, "Smile you mother fucker, or I'll e-rip your balls!!!" So, I smiled.

[CuckingFunt]

I never implied that I liked it in any way or fashion.

It's just that you said, "Smile you mother fucker, or I'll e-rip your balls!!!" So, I smiled.
Suuuuuuuuuure.

At no point did I tell you to beg for more, however.

[ATRAIN]

Go Purdue!!

[Mister Sinister]

I wanted her to love me for me.

Unfortunately, the e-roofie made her love me.

I have nothing now.

My life is worthless.
Wasn't your life always worthless?

[peewee's lovechild]

Wasn't your life always worthless?

In a way, it alwasy has been.

Yet, it's never been as bad as say . . . someone ever trying to decided whether or not to suck cock. That must be a truly sorry existence.

Scene:

"Awwwww, ummm . . . good morning to me. I wonder, should I suck cock today or should I just stick to the pussy? Hmmmmm."

"Oh, I know . . . I'll flip a coin. Heads I suck cock, tails I take it up the ass. Wait a minute, I'm gay either way there. Hmmmm, must think of something else."

"Got it!! I'll go to the gym today and the first person to smile at me will determine my sexuality for the day. If a guy is the first to smile at me, then I'll either be sucking cock or taking it up the ass. But, if a girl smiles at me, I'll be banging the pussy . . . and possibly still take it up the ass, I do like that."

[peewee's lovechild]

Go Purdue!!

Fuck you ATRANNY!!

[ATRAIN]

Fuck you ATRANNY!!


I dont really like Purdue, but today im a fan!!!

INTERCEPTION BITCH!!!

[T Park]

The thread has gone from funny to just disturbing.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I now have in my possession the first season of "Metalocalypse".
You may now all worship me, pissants!

[samikeyp]

The hate gets me no where.

I've been wishing a yeast infection on your vagina, but I doubt it's happened yet. The gods of hate are very slow.

Well that and I have no vagina so that might be part of it.

There is no rivalry between peewee and I. Rivalry implies a two-sided competition and since I am in no competition with the PW...there is no rivalry. He is pissed because Melmart likes me and not him. Of course if PW would stop sending manboob pics to Mel...she might not be so angry at him. :)

Oh and PW? I didn't force Mel to put you on her ignore list....you earned that distinction all by yourself. :tu

[peewee's lovechild]

The thread has gone from funny to just disturbing.

And now that a Republican has just posted, it's gone to full blown retarded.

[samikeyp]

The thread has gone from funny to just disturbing.

and yet....still funny..at least to me. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh and PW? I didn't force Mel to put you on her ignore list....you earned that distinction all by yourself. :tu

LIES, YOU BASTARD!!!!

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!


She loved me at one point. She would PM me sweet nothings that would have made you cry. She gave herself to me like no other person ever has.

And then you came, you rat bastard!!!

You took her from me!!!!

There will be blood spilled for this.

[peewee's lovechild]

By the way, I promised Mel never to PM her man boobs ever again.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking Notre Dame.

5 Games in a fucking row!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

I want to kill a small rodent!!!!!!!!!!!

[samikeyp]

She loved me at one point. She would PM me sweet nothings that would have made you cry. She gave herself to me like no other person ever has.

And then you came, you rat bastard!

You forget....I knew her 2 years before you did. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

You forget....I knew her 2 years before you did. :)

Figment of your imagination my friend!!!

You rat bastard.

[samikeyp]

Figment of your imagination my friend!!!

You rat bastard.

:lmao

Obsess much?

[peewee's lovechild]

Obsess much?


:lmao

I'll get over it once Mel lets me into her garden of Earthly delights.

[samikeyp]

I'll get over it once Mel lets me into her garden of Earthly delights

Yup....looks like the obsession is permanent.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yup....looks like the obsession is permanent.


:lol :lol :lol

Mayhap so, my friend.

[midgetonadonkey]

The thread has gone from funny to just disturbing.

There is nothing disturbing about any of the current conversation. I can make this thread disturbing if it's really wanted.

[Silver21_Black20]

peewee . . . you talk to damn fucking much.

You are like a chick.

And we were waiting for you at Taco Haven. The menudo was fan 'fucking' tastic.

[midgetonadonkey]

The menudo was excellent.

[midgetonadonkey]

Now that Pee Wee is upset with ND he will start to talk shit about the Longhorns and claim to be the biggest Longhorns fan since he was 2. That's how he rolls.

[ATRAIN]

Now that Pee Wee is upset with ND he will start to talk shit about the Longhorns and claim to be the biggest Longhorns fan since he was 2. That's how he rolls.


Will he be a Sooner fan before its all said and done?

[midgetonadonkey]

Will he be a Sooner fan before its all said and done?

It all depends on how the BCS bowls play out.

[ATRAIN]

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Billups and ashbeeigh........the 2 biggest Quattro bitches

[midgetonadonkey]

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Billups and ashbeeigh........the 2 biggest Quattro bitches

You shouldn't talk about yourself that way.

[ATRAIN]

It all depends on how the BCS bowls play out.


So is he all excited about "his" yankees?

[midgetonadonkey]

So is he all excited about "his" yankees?

Yeah he is even though he said he can't watch baseball games because they are boring.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Billups and ashbeeigh........the 2 biggest Quattro bitches

1Billups1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ashbeeigh

[Silver21_Black20]

1Billups1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ashbeeigh

1Billups1, sig that . . . Bitch!

[midgetonadonkey]

1Billups1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ashbeeigh

That doesn't say much.

A 10 lb pile of dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ashbeeigh/ATRAIN

[ShoogarBear]

Hello.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah he is even though he said he can't watch baseball games because they are boring.


then why even claim you have a fav team if you dont even like the sport?

[midgetonadonkey]

then why even claim you have a fav team if you dont even like the sport?

Because they have a "storied" franchise. And he's a champion chaser.

[ShoogarBear]

I wonder if 1Billups1 is a Notre Dame fan.

Fucker probably roots for fucking USC.You will be too if they finish the year #1, frontrunner.

[ATRAIN]

You will be too if they finish the year #1, frontrunner.


I think he will be wearing an LSU cap before the end of the year.

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee . . . you talk to damn fucking much.

You are like a chick.

And we were waiting for you at Taco Haven. The menudo was fan 'fucking' tastic.

Fucking Midge forgot to remind me.

I thought about it when I woke up at 11:30 today. I was gonna drive over there, but it would've been like 12:30 by the time I got there.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think he will be wearing an LSU cap before the end of the year.

I wipe my ass with USC, LSU, and A&M jerseys.

I do it as often as I can.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fucking Midge forgot to remind me.

I thought about it when I woke up at 11:30 today. I was gonna drive over there, but it would've been like 12:30 by the time I got there.

So you would have been late . . . again. lol

[ATRAIN]

I wipe my ass with USC, LSU, and A&M jerseys.

I do it as often as I can.

Until they win a national championship again.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wipe my ass with USC, LSU, and A&M jerseys.

I do it as often as I can.

But what about the great story that USC has?

[peewee's lovechild]

What happens when ATRAIN/Ashbeeigh watch a Texans-Cowboys game.

I mean, the ATRAIN side of it is a Texan fan and the Ashbeeigh side of it is a Cowboys fan. How does it deal with itself in a situation like this?

It's all so confusing.

[peewee's lovechild]

So you would have been late . . . again. lol

LOL!!

Yea, I should've gone. Especially since you guys are going to Houston tomorrow and will probably die in some horrible car accident with the way you drive.

Can I keep Guido when Midge dies?
That dog cracks me up.

[ATRAIN]

What happens when ATRAIN/Ashbeeigh watch a Texans-Cowboys game.

I mean, the ATRAIN side of it is a Texan fan and the Ashbeeigh side of it is a Cowboys fan. How does it deal with itself in a situation like this?

It's all so confusing.


If what you said were true, the Atrain side of me would kick that cunts ass and root for the Texans. Since its not, what you say is irrelevant(like thats new).

[midgetonadonkey]

Pee Wee told me the other day that after googling the words "NBA Storied Franchise" he is no longer a Lakers fan. He is now a Celtics fan. He was wearing a Bill Russell jersey and had a fat cigar in his mouth at work the other day.

[peewee's lovechild]

But what about the great story that USC has?

What great story?

The one where they went to the Rose Bowl againts UT and got their asses creamd by Black Jesus??

[peewee's lovechild]

Pee Wee told me the other day that after googling the words "NBA Storied Franchise" he is no longer a Lakers fan. He is now a Celtics fan. He was wearing a Bill Russell jersey and had a fat cigar in his mouth at work the other day.

:lmao :lmao

Cock sucker.

[peewee's lovechild]

If what you said were true, the Atrain side of me would kick that cunts ass and root for the Texans. Since its not, what you say is irrelevant(like thats new).

Go touch your pink nipples.

[ATRAIN]

Pee Wee told me the other day that after googling the words "NBA Storied Franchise" he is no longer a Lakers fan. He is now a Celtics fan. He was wearing a Bill Russell jersey and had a fat cigar in his mouth at work the other day.


lol

[midgetonadonkey]

What great story?

The one where they went to the Rose Bowl againts UT and got their asses creamd by Black Jesus??

You just kept talking about their 11 national championships in the past and how they have been the college to some of the greatest running backs in history. You were wearing a Marcus Allen jersey when you were telling me this.

[ATRAIN]

Go touch your pink nipples.


weak like always

[ATRAIN]

holy shit OU lost

[peewee's lovechild]

holy shit OU lost

Holy Shit, who cares?

[peewee's lovechild]

You just kept talking about their 11 national championships in the past and how they have been the college to some of the greatest running backs in history. You were wearing a Marcus Allen jersey when you were telling me this.

Now that was fucking funny!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Holy Shit, who cares?

You should care since they have more National Championships than UT. They should be your number 2 team. They have a better story.

[ashbeeigh]

If what you said were true, the Atrain side of me would kick that cunts ass and root for the Texans. Since its not, what you say is irrelevant(like thats new).

I'd kick your ass even if it wasn't related to football. book it.

[ATRAIN]

Holy Shit, who cares?


Spoken like a true Championship follower fan. Guess your mad that you can't be a OU fan anymore.

[peewee's lovechild]

weak like always

Ashbeeigh wont appreciate that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I find it curious that ashbeeigh and ATRAIN are always online at the same time.

[ATRAIN]

I'd kick your ass even if it wasn't related to football. book it.


Shut the fuck up you retarted bitch!! The only thing your going to beat is pee wee's 2 inch dick.

[peewee's lovechild]

You should care since they have more National Championships than UT. They should be your number 2 team. They have a better story.

But, they don't have a movie based on a kid that only played in one game.

[midgetonadonkey]

But, they don't have a movie based on a kid that only played in one game.

You make a valid point.

[ATRAIN]

But, they don't have a movie based on a kid that only played in one game.


Rudy didnt even play, the movie was wrong.

[peewee's lovechild]

Guess your mad that you can't be a OU fan anymore.

How does this even make sense?

I guess this is when Ashbeeigh was making her way out of your subconscience.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rudy didnt even play, the movie was wrong.

U mad?

Hey, what you do with Ashbeeigh??

[ATRAIN]

How does this even make sense.

I guess this is when Ashbeeigh was making her way out of your subconscience.


go back and read a few posts you fucking tool.

[ATRAIN]

U mad?

Hey, what you do with Ashbeeigh??


Mad at what? That ND hasnt won a game yet? Yeah im soooo pissed off.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mad at what? That ND hasnt won a game yet? Yeah im soooo pissed off.

You pissed??

Is it your vagina??

Is that why Ashbeeigh came out to speak a few minutes ago??

Your vagina's bleeding??

Need a Kotex??

Need a tampon??

Need some feminine hygine products??

Need some FDS??

Need some Astroglide for your ass because you can't get pussy fucked because of your period?

Need some lip gloss to be ready for tonights blow job?

[ATRAIN]

You pissed??

Is it your vagina??

Is that why Ashbeeigh came out to speak a few minutes ago??

Your vagina's bleeding??

Need a Kotex??

Need a tampon??

Need some feminine hygine products??

Need some FDS??

Need some Astroglide for your ass because you can't get pussy fucked because of your period?

Need some lip gloss to bet you ready for tonights blow job?


what the fuck are you even talking about, I dont know why i even respond to you weak ass comments. I think you fucked ashwhore too hard because you are fucked in the head.

[Silver21_Black20]

You pissed??

Is it your vagina??

Is that why Ashbeeigh came out to speak a few minutes ago??

Your vagina's bleeding??

Need a Kotex??

Need a tampon??

Need some feminine hygine products??

Need some FDS??

Need some Astroglide for your ass because you can't get pussy fucked because of your period?

Need some lip gloss to bet you ready for tonights blow job?

You sure do know a lot about feminine hygeine products.

[peewee's lovechild]

You sure do know a lot about feminine hygeine products.

I was a travelling salesman not too long ago.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think you fucked ashwhore too hard because you are fucked in the head.

I'm curious, but how would that make me fucked in the head?

Plus, why would you talk about your Ashbeeigh side in such a demeaning way?

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought Midge was going to make this place disturbing.

What a disappointment.

[ShoogarBear]

Pee Wee told me the other day that after googling the words "NBA Storied Franchise" he is no longer a Lakers fan. He is now a Celtics fan. He was wearing a Bill Russell jersey and had a fat cigar in his mouth at work the other day.Are you sure it was a cigar?

[ashbeeigh]

Plus, why would you talk about your Ashbeeigh side in such a demeaning way?

He's chosen not to associate with the feminine side of himself. It's rather disappointing. I would think that a man would take advantage of such large breasts.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ashbeeighs got a nice rack

[peewee's lovechild]

He's chosen not to associate with the feminine side of himself. It's rather disappointing. I would think that I man would take advantage of such large breasts.

What have you done with ATRAIN?

Is he gone??
Did you kill him?
Did you lure him in with your (his) titties??

I'm impressed.

[ATRAIN]

He's chosen not to associate with the feminine side of himself. It's rather disappointing. I would think that I man would take advantage of such large breasts.


and you wonder why you cant find a job.........CAUSE YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT!! You know what stupid whore, spell check does not pick the I where it should be a. Stupid Bitch!!

[peewee's lovechild]

and you wonder why you cant find a job.........CAUSE YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT!! You know what stupid whore, spell check does not pick the I where it should be a. Stupid Bitch!!

God damn, this is interesting.

I wish I was there to see you change between personalities.

I can imagine you on your keyboard, your left hand fighting with your right hand as Ashbeeigh tries to escape your subconscience.

Very interesting indeed.

[ashbeeigh]

and you wonder why you cant find a job.........CAUSE YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT!! You know what stupid whore, spell check does not pick the I where it should be a. Stupid Bitch!!

Those caps sure make you look angry. Should I be scared?

[ATRAIN]

God damn, this is interesting.

I wish I was there to see you change between personalities.

I can imagine you on your keyboard, your left hand fighting with your right hand as Ashbeeigh tries to escape your subconscience.

Very interesting indeed.


pee wee shut the fuck up, im starting to believe ashbeeigh is smarter than you.

[ATRAIN]

Those caps sure make you look angry. Should I be scared?


right now I really wish the whole ashbeeigh is atrain thing were real cause I would kick my own ass!!

[peewee's lovechild]

pee wee shut the fuck up, im starting to believe ashbeeigh is smarter than you.

Please turn into Ashbeeigh . . . please turn into Ashbeeigh . . . please turn into Ashbeeigh . . .

[ashbeeigh]

right now I really wish the whole ashbeeigh is atrain thing were real cause I would kick my own ass!!

We already established I would kick your ass. Not the other way around.

[peewee's lovechild]

right now I really wish the whole ashbeeigh is atrain thing were real cause I would kick my own ass!!

I think that is what she's fearing.

You'll only hurt yourself ATRAIN.

[ashbeeigh]

peewee is such a ducking sadist.

[ATRAIN]

We already established I would kick your ass. Not the other way around.


How would you do think you would manage that? Your a loser at life, what makes you think you could win in a fight. Your lucky I dont hit women. (With the exception of pee wee, when I see that bitch i'm bitchslapping her)

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee is such a ducking sadist.

Why, yes . . . yes I am.

[ashbeeigh]

How would you do think you would manage that? Your a loser at life, what makes you think you could win in a fight. Your lucky I dont hit women. (With the exception of pee wee, when I see that bitch i'm bitchslapping her)

Spell check doesn't check the difference between your and you're.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck my lack of accuracy when I type. I just bury myself a grave.

[peewee's lovechild]

How would you do think you would manage that? Your a loser at life, what makes you think you could win in a fight. Your lucky I dont hit women. (With the exception of pee wee, when I see that bitch i'm bitchslapping her)

She's got control of the left side of her/your body. Plus she commands her/your titties at all times. So, she'll block the punches coming from your/her right arm with her/your left arm and she will command her/your titties to punch you in your/her face.

She's capable of doing it, unless you back off.

[ATRAIN]

Spell check doesn't check the difference between your and you're.


At least my word was closer than I and a.

[peewee's lovechild]

Spell check doesn't check the difference between your and you're.

:lol :lol

The Ashbeeigh side is correcting the ATRAIN side.

[peewee's lovechild]

At least my word was closer than I and a.

Ohhhhhhh, and the ATRAIN side just retaliated against the Ashbeeigh side!!!

[Melmart1]

This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list.

Gotdamn, half the pages are all hidden. Why don't you take a breather, weewee?

[peewee's lovechild]

This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list.

Gotdamn, half the pages are all hidden. Why don't you take a breather, weewee?

Get me off the god damn ignore list!!!!!!!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey peewee,

The Yanks will be at the juice box in June. midge and I are thinking about going.

Save some money.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey peewee,

The Yanks will be at the juice box in June. midge and I are thinking about going.

Save some money.

Fuck yea!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna talk shit to Midge all game long.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need beer.

I think I'm finally going to get out of the apartment.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck yea!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna talk shit to Midge all game long.

All I know is, both of you better shut the fuck up when Jeter is at bat.

[peewee's lovechild]

All I know is, both of you better shut the fuck up when Jeter is at bat.

No one speaks when the God-man that is Jeter is at bat.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm waiting on my Vodka bottle.
Until then, I will have to buy some Shiner.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck!!

I was on my way out and I notice that the sky is almost black. When the fuck did this happen??

Now I need to put on some pants . . . and underwear.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm waiting on my Vodka bottle.
Until then, I will have to buy some Shiner.

You will get no vodka. Better quit waiting.

[ShoogarBear]

Now I need to put on some pants . . . and underwear.What's the special occasion?

[Silver21_Black20]

I have the coolest wallpaper.

[Silver21_Black20]

1Billups1, sig that . . . Bitch!

And you did.

You like me 1Billups1, I know it.

[Mister Sinister]

Ugh. I don't know what the fuck it is, but I got sent home sick from work tonight. Nausea, a headache, dizziness, and lack of energy. Is this...like, flu, stomach virus, West Nile, Ebola...what am I dealing with here?

[peewee's lovechild]

What's the special occasion?

Beer run. I like to look my best when I go out to buy some drink.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ugh. I don't know what the fuck it is, but I got sent home sick from work tonight. Nausea, a headache, dizziness, and lack of energy. Is this...like, flu, stomach virus, West Nile, Ebola...what am I dealing with here?

Is it the disease of the faggotry?

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to start a religion where Sunday mass is actually a three hour orgy.

I'd stay awake for that one.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if the underground sex society that can be seen in Kubrick's Eye's Wide Shut is real.

If it is, I want in.

There's nothing like getting laid everyday with all sorts of hot chicks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sex is good.

Sex is fun.

Sex for me and everyone.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shiner is second only to sex.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, Shiner is pretty damn good too.

[Mister Sinister]

I checked my handy little Book O' Ailments. It's not the disease of the faggotry. If I had fully caught the gay, I'd have broken up with my girlfriend, for one thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I checked my handy little Book O' Ailments. It's not the disease of the faggotry. If I had fully caught the gay, I'd have broken up with my girlfriend, for one thing.

Becareful not to catch the gay.

I heard you get boils on your ass. And, that probably doesn't help with the penetration and what not.

I've also heard that your dick (cockus erectus, for a scientific term) turns yellow and then a faint beige before it falls off.

You must cease your 1/2 faggotry or risk catching the dreaded disease of faggotry.

[Mister Sinister]

Y'know, I think you've heard wrong. And engaging in .5 faggotry actually acts as a safeguard against catching the gay, because the other .5, the one that's attracted to women, balances things out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Y'know, I think you've heard wrong. And engaging in .5 faggotry actually acts as a safeguard against catching the gay, because the other .5, the one that's attracted to women, balances things out.

You have been misinformed my foolish young 1/2 faggotry friend.

Acts as a safegaurd??

As the germans would say, "NEIN!!!!"

Once you open your ass to the faggotry, forever will it dominate your destiny.

I will pray to Azubamanaru (the god of no faggotry) to save you from your twisted ways. He will probably have to battle Rectumarios Sanguinos (the god of 1/2 and 100% faggotry) and his evil henchmen, the Culo-mandori, to try and save you from the perils of faggotry.

[Mister Sinister]

You have been misinformed my foolish young 1/2 faggotry friend.

Acts as a safegaurd??

As the germans would say, "NEIN!!!!"

Once you open your ass to the faggotry, forever will it dominate your destiny.

I will pray to Azubamanaru (the god of no faggotry) to save you from your twisted ways. He will probably have to battle Rectumarios Sanguinos (the god of 1/2 and 100% faggotry) and his evil henchmen, the Culo-mandori, to try and save you from the perils of faggotry.
It balances it out, dude. Trust me.

[CuckingFunt]

Sex is good.

Sex is fun.

Sex for me and everyone.Fuck you for inadvertently putting George Michael in my head.

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck you for inadvertently putting George Michael in my head.
Hey, CF, do me a huge favor and wake me up before you go-go.

[peewee's lovechild]

It balances it out, dude. Trust me.

Erroneous!!!!!!!!

Erroneous!!!!!!!!

There is still time to save you from the faggotry!! Heed my warnings. Save yourself!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you for inadvertently putting George Michael in my head.

George Michael is being ravaged by the gay as we speak.

[Mister Sinister]

Erroneous!!!!!!!!

Erroneous!!!!!!!!

There is still time to save you from the faggotry!! Heed my warnings. Save yourself!!
You know, I suddenly think my room would look better in purple...purple and black.

[CuckingFunt]

My head aches.

The George Michael and Wham aren't helping.

[peewee's lovechild]

You know, I suddenly think my room would look better in purple...purple and black.

**Sigh**

It seems that the faggotry has taken hold of you.

There is no hope for you.

You will die a slow and painful death.

Your rectum will swell five times it's size before it hemorrages . . . once this happens, you will die my friend.

I will play an endless loop of Elton John in your memory.

[ashbeeigh]

faggotry is my most loathed word.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sleeping with a poster of Jennifer Connelly to my right and a poster of Scarlett Johanson to my left tonight.

[Melmart1]

Hey peewee,

The Yanks will be at the juice box in June. midge and I are thinking about going.

Save some money.
The Braves will be in Arlington as well :)

[ShoogarBear]

My head aches.

The George Michael and Wham aren't helping.Things will get better. You gotta have faith.

[timvp]

Compaq is a hard word to type. Try to type Compaq three times in a row fast.

comapqp comqpq compap compqp

:pctoss

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Compaq is a hard word to type. Try to type Compaq three times in a row fast.

comapqp comqpq compap compqp

:pctoss

"Compaq three times in a row fast".
And I'm drunk.
Pussy.
I'm going to bed now!
:flipoff

[ShoogarBear]

compaq compaq compaq


Compaq Compaq Compaq


Not if you touch type.

:smokin

[Silver21_Black20]

I keep sneezing.

[Silver21_Black20]

We leave to HOU in a bit.

I hate HOU.

[Silver21_Black20]

The Braves will be in Arlington as well :)

We should go. ;)

[Silver21_Black20]

Go Braves!!!

[Melmart1]

We should go. ;)
June 17-19. Looks like that is a Tue-Thur. What a shitty set of days. But if you guys can get one of those days off, I say we do it.

[Headon]

My head aches.

The George Michael and Wham aren't helping.

Can I help?

[Melmart1]

Fuck you all.

[ShoogarBear]

Me first!

[SloppyJoe]

I'll take sloppy seconds!!

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Motivational%20Poster%206.jpg

[jman3000]

compaq compaq compaq

[jman3000]

i typed them pretty fucking slow.

fuck everyone of you.

and your mothers.

[Melmart1]

Mornings suck.

Mikey, go get me some coffee.

[samikeyp]

Only if you make the tacos.

[Melmart1]

What kind?

[timvp]

comapq comqpq comqp compq compapq compaq compaq copmq comcpq compq

:pctoss

[timvp]

toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat

Guess that one isn't transferable.

[timvp]

comappa compap ocmapa comap compa comap compap compap compap compap comap

:cuss

[batman2883]

for some odd reason this just doesnt look right...
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/baseball.jpg

[samikeyp]

What kind?

Bacon,egg and potato.

[The Sun]

Mornings suck.

Mikey, go get me some coffee.

Have you had breakfast?

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck you, Sun. God help you if you come up to Chicago. It's cloudy and depressingly gray, and I want it to stay that way.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hello.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wanted to go crazy posting this morning.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, I'm all posted out.

[peewee's lovechild]

It requires an uncanny amount of effort to post as much as I have recently.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not sure if I can write another post.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not sure I have the will power.

[midgetonadonkey]

spelt

[peewee's lovechild]

Just thinking about posting makes me lazy.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not sure I have the will power.
Sounds like you could use a little "inspiration"

[samikeyp]

Fuck you, Sun. God help you if you come up to Chicago. It's cloudy and depressingly gray, and I want it to stay that way.

Feeling a tad emo today?

[Mister Sinister]

Feeling a tad emo today?
I'm insulted. Nah, it's just been really bright lately and I'm sick of it. I like cloudy weather because I don't have to use my blinds to avoid glare on my computer screen. Also, it looks like it might rain. And I <3 the rain. So there.

[Mister Sinister]

Sounds like you could use a little "inspiration"
I'll inspire peewee to hack his arms off with a chainsaw.

[peewee's lovechild]

spelt

:lol :lol :lol

That was some funny shit!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll inspire peewee to hack his arms off with a chainsaw.
I wouldn't be able to type.

[stretch]

I farted.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, typing is fun.

[peewee's lovechild]

I farted.
Farting can be fun if it's done in the general direction of a large population.

[stretch]

Unless someone beats you up for it. I actually saw a guy get his ass whooped for farting nearby him.

[ORION]

I was promised free tacos this morning but never got them. I think I'll put my 2 weeks notice in today ...

[Melmart1]

Royals por Vida, Orion!

[Mister Sinister]

I wouldn't be able to type.
Exactly.

[stretch]

I was promised free tacos this morning but never got them. I think I'll put my 2 weeks notice in today ...
I got free pastries and potato salad today.

[Melmart1]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6403/bootsigle0.jpg

AHAHAHA, hey ATRAIN, U MAD? :lmao

This is ATRAIN's new sig until next season. He is also my bitch now, check his sig.

Its kinda nice having a bitch.

[ORION]

Royals por Vida, Orion!
Royals 4 EVA

[ORION]

I got free pastries and potato salad today.
what kind of pastries and are you hiring ?

[ashbeeigh]

midge needs to change his sig. The Texans are 2-2.

[stretch]

what kind of pastries and are you hiring ?
They were some strange raspberry pastries. But they were good.

Yes, we are hiring for member service representatives. In other words, customer service.

[ORION]

They were some strange raspberry pastries. But they were good.

Yes, we are hiring for member service representatives. In other words, customer service.
I will never do customer service again, but for free food I may consider

[samikeyp]

I will never do customer service again, but for free food I may consider

That might be what it would take to bring me back. :)

[stretch]

I will never do customer service again, but for free food I may consider
There is an abundance of free food here. Including a fridge full of food. For some reason they have names marked on them, but I eat it anyways.

[ORION]

There is an abundance of free food here. Including a fridge full of food. For some reason they have names marked on them, but I eat it anyways.
I thought the names where there so you knew who to thank after you ate

[samikeyp]

There is an abundance of free food here. Including a fridge full of food. For some reason they have names marked on them, but I eat it anyways.

Ah-ha! YOU'RE the guy!

:lmao

[stretch]

I thought the names where there so you knew who to thank after you ate
Really? I guess I will go thank them right now.

[ORION]

Really? I guess I will go thank them right now.
make sure you're wearing a cup

[ashbeeigh]

If you take bean-o before there bean-o gas. Got that kids?

[ORION]

If you take bean-o before there bean-o gas. Got that kids?
what happens if you put beano in someone's gas tank. How will that affect their automobile?

[stretch]

make sure you're wearing a cup
why would I do that?

[stretch]

what happens if you put beano in someone's gas tank. How will that affect their automobile?
It will make it sound like those stupid fart-can mufflers that mexicans buy to make their car sound fast, even though it really makes the car shittier than it was to begin with.

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, lawd. That sammich was delicious.

[stretch]

what kind of sandwich was it?

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't get a chance to eat breakfast before leaving for class, so all through my boring math lecture I was anticipating this bowl of cereal. Now that I'm eating it, however... meh, it's just not that great.

Fuck you, math class.

[ashbeeigh]

what happens if you put beano in someone's gas tank. How will that affect their automobile?

Good question.

[Silver21_Black20]

I got Jager!

I got Jager!!

I got Jager!!!

[Mister Sinister]

what kind of sandwich was it?
Peppered turkey breast, honey turkey breast, roast beef, and cojack cheese.