Free Quattro Razor (8)

[peewee's lovechild]

Mmmmmmmm... Cuban black beans and rice would be so fucking fantastic right now.

Cubans are worthless human beings.

And, why the hell do they put banannas in everything.

[Melmart1]

I miss when Bourdain was on Food Network. For some reason, I never remember to watch his show on the Travel Channel. That channel is just like one long commercial.
I can never fucking remember when his show is on Travel Channel. I loved him blogging about Top Chef and when he appears on there, though. He is a huge fan of the show. I had a bit torrent going to download an entire season of his TC show, but I keep forgetting to load up uTorrent to finish it :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Cubans are worthless human beings.

And, why the hell do they put banannas in everything.They put plantains in everything.

And they do it because it's fucking delicious.

[1369]

If I want Ethiopian, it's a ten-minute walk. :depressed

Someone care to explain the attraction of walking ten minutes for a teaspoon of undercooked rice and a thimble of tepid tap water?

Must be an East Coast thing.

[ShoogarBear]

"Baja Fresh"?

Que?Upscale Taco Bell.

www.bajafresh.com

Not bad, though.

[Melmart1]

Cubans are worthless human beings.

And, why the hell do they put banannas in everything.
There is one thing they don't put bananas in that apparently you do ...

[1369]

Upscale Taco Bell.

www.bajafresh.com

Not bad, though.

Upscale Taco Bell? :lol

Now, I've got the image of Rob Schneider, Sandra Bullock and that other dude that got booted off the cliff in "Red Planet" making fun of Sly Stallone because he doesn't know what the three shells are for.

The obscurity of it all does make me snicker though.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of bananas, the ones i bought last week are almost overripe enough to make banana bread. I think I will do that Sunday. Yummm.

[peewee's lovechild]

When Anthony Bourdain was still on Food Network, he went to Scotland and tried all kinds of things fried ... they will fry anything! I think one of his favorites turned out to be a fried boiled egg. :vomit:

That may have been where I saw the tempura snickers bar thing.

They're some crazy peoples up there.

Midge's boss is Scottish, I should ask her why her people are so fucked up.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Cubans are worthless human beings.

I find this Cuban to be quite attractive and apparently, she's a Hollywood star, too.

http://juliusdesign.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/eva_mendes.jpg

[Melmart1]

That may have been where I saw the tempura snickers bar thing.

They're some crazy peoples up there.

Midge's boss is Scottish, I should ask her why her people are so fucked up.
You guys don't have the same boss?

[Melmart1]

Eva Mendes would get done.

[ShoogarBear]

Mmmmmmmm... Cuban black beans and rice would be so fucking fantastic right now.Ropa Veija, Pollo al Limon, and flan.

[CuckingFunt]

Upscale Taco Bell.

www.bajafresh.com (http://www.bajafresh.com)

Not bad, though.Baja Fresh is yummy. Not terribly authentic, but a pretty good option if you have to get fast food.

[1369]

I find this Cuban to be quite attractive and apparently, she's a Hollywood star, too.

http://juliusdesign.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/eva_mendes.jpg

And....she likes to clean house in the buff (http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celeb_news/SEE_VIDEOS_Eva_Mendes_I_do_the_housework_naked_art icle_150224.html)

I'll be in my bunk.

[CuckingFunt]

Eva Mendes would get done.Seriously done.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss when Bourdain was on Food Network. For some reason, I never remember to watch his show on the Travel Channel. That channel is just like one long commercial.

He was just pissed that Emeril had all the attention.

It pisses me off how he disses on Emeril all the time.
But, I do like his show.

[peewee's lovechild]

They put plantains in everything.

And they do it because it's fucking delicious.

Oh no it's not.

[ShoogarBear]

Cubans are worthless human beings.

And, why the hell do they put banannas in everything.Asks the man who only wants them put in rectums.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is one thing they don't put bananas in that apparently you do ...

:lol :lol

[CuckingFunt]

He was just pissed that Emeril had all the attention.

It pisses me off how he disses on Emeril all the time.
But, I do like his show.Bourdain >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Emeril.

[Melmart1]

Asks the man who only wants them put in rectums.
Beat you to it. Mine was better, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

Speaking of bananas, the ones i bought last week are almost overripe enough to make banana bread. I think I will do that Sunday. Yummm.

My mom used to make banana bread by the shit load.

I miss how our house used to smell like banana bread for days when she would make them.

Do you put pecans in yours?
Can you save me some if you make it?

[peewee's lovechild]

You guys don't have the same boss?

No.

Mine's Korean (or some shit like that) and his is Scottish.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Altoids.

[Melmart1]

Bourdain >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Emeril.
While I agree with this, I do like Emeril. But not the live show, he gets on my last nerve pandering to the crowd. His show where its just him w/o the audience is good, though. And I actually miss Wolfgang Puck's show on Food Network, the one where he is basically teaching a cooking school. I learned a lot from that show.

[peewee's lovechild]

I find this Cuban to be quite attractive and apparently, she's a Hollywood star, too.

http://juliusdesign.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/eva_mendes.jpg


Well, there are exceptions.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Yan Can Cook.

[Melmart1]

I like Altoids.
Altoids and Altoids gum is the shit. And those sour altoids, the tangerine ones ...

[midgetonadonkey]

Altoids and Altoids gum is the shit. And those sour altoids, the tangerine ones ...

I'm a peppermint person. I eat 2 and 3 at a time.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bourdain >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Emeril.

ERRONIOUS!!!!!!!!

You speak blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Beat you to it. Mine was better, too.

They were both "meh".

[Melmart1]

Speaking of Food Network, I also miss Ming Tsai. I never seem to catch his PBS show, or very rarely. I bought some of his frozen food line from Target and it was actually good.

Oh, and I miss that show Date Plate. That shit used to crack me up. Did anyone else ever watch that?

[ShoogarBear]

Beat you to it. Mine was better, too.Yes, well, just for that I think I will order Cuban tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

While I agree with this, I do like Emeril. But not the live show, he gets on my last nerve pandering to the crowd. His show where its just him w/o the audience is good, though. And I actually miss Wolfgang Puck's show on Food Network, the one where he is basically teaching a cooking school. I learned a lot from that show.I like the food Emeril makes (and the steak I ate in one of his restaurants was top notch), but his personality annoys the fuck out of me.

Puck's show was good, but my favorite for learning techniques was always Jacques Pepin on PBS.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yes, well, just for that I think I will order Cuban tonight.

You don't get HDNet in your cable package already?

[peewee's lovechild]

While I agree with this, I do like Emeril. But not the live show, he gets on my last nerve pandering to the crowd. His show where its just him w/o the audience is good, though. And I actually miss Wolfgang Puck's show on Food Network, the one where he is basically teaching a cooking school. I learned a lot from that show.

I liked how much of a messy mofo Wolfgang was on that show.

One time he was making pizza and there was flour everywhere by the end of the show.

[ShoogarBear]

You don't get HDNet in your cable package already?I was thinking about getting Eva Mendes onto my cable package.

[peewee's lovechild]

Speaking of Food Network, I also miss Ming Tsai. I never seem to catch his PBS show, or very rarely. I bought some of his frozen food line from Target and it was actually good.

Oh, and I miss that show Date Plate. That shit used to crack me up. Did anyone else ever watch that?

Ming Tsai was cool, but his cermic knives were even cooler.

Date Plate was kind of retarded.
It used to piss me off when the guys would talk smack to each other.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was thinking about getting Eva Mendes onto my cable package.

Too late, she's already coming over so we can plug in our male-female adapter.

[Melmart1]

Yes, well, just for that I think I will order Cuban tonight.
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/warriors/2007/04/29/cuban499x333.jpg

Approves of your choice.

[ShoogarBear]

See, if she came over here no adapter would be required.

[peewee's lovechild]

I like the food Emeril makes (and the steak I ate in one of his restaurants was top notch), but his personality annoys the fuck out of me.

Puck's show was good, but my favorite for learning techniques was always Jacques Pepin on PBS.

Speaking about Jacques Pepin, did you ever see Jacque Torres' chocolate show on the Food Network??

Everytime I saw his show, I'd have to make a run to HEB for some Ferrer Roche chocolates.

[Melmart1]

Ming Tsai was cool, but his cermic knives were even cooler.

Date Plate was kind of retarded.
It used to piss me off when the guys would talk smack to each other.
I loved how they would be all cocky and sure she was gonna love whatever it was, then all the sudden she was like "i hate asparagus" or "i don't like olives" and you could practically hear the needle scratching on the record in the background.

I liked Cat Cora on that show, but I can't stand her on Iron Chef America. Blechhhh.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/warriors/2007/04/29/cuban499x333.jpg

Approves of your choice.Maybe if I ordered Japanese you and CF could come over and check out my cable package?

[leemajors]

Speaking of Food Network, I also miss Ming Tsai. I never seem to catch his PBS show, or very rarely. I bought some of his frozen food line from Target and it was actually good.

Oh, and I miss that show Date Plate. That shit used to crack me up. Did anyone else ever watch that?
i was pissed i never found out about cooking under fire until it was done with. it was his cooking comp show on PBS, it also had Todd English and one other person. I don't know why he fell out of favor with Food Network (or just left), but i do DVR Simply Ming on PBS. Could you imagine Ming as an Iron Chef? he schooled Flay when he competed on it. Maybe they don't want two asians on it. I would love to see him as a guest judge on Top Chef as well.

[Melmart1]

Speaking about Jacques Pepin, did you ever see Jacque Torres' chocolate show on the Food Network??

Everytime I saw his show, I'd have to make a run to HEB for some Ferrer Roche chocolates.
Ferrero Rocher ... now THAT is good chocolate, not snickers. Along with Toblerone, Lindt and the best cheap chocolate and my all-time fave, Turtles.

[peewee's lovechild]

I loved how they would be all cocky and sure she was gonna love whatever it was, then all the sudden she was like "i hate asparagus" or "i don't like olives" and you could practically hear the needle scratching on the record in the background.

I liked Cat Cora on that show, but I can't stand her on Iron Chef America. Blechhhh.

She was such a bad choice for Iron Chef America.

I keep hoping that Chen Kinichi, Hiroyuki Sakai, Masahiko Kobe, and Rokusaburo Michiba show up to kick some ass.

[Melmart1]

i was pissed i never found out about cooking under fire until it was done with. it was his cooking comp show on PBS, it also had Todd English and one other person. I don't know why he fell out of favor with Food Network (or just left), but i do DVR Simply Ming on PBS. Could you imagine Ming as an Iron Chef? he schooled Flay when he competed on it. Maybe they don't want two asians on it. I would love to see him as a guest judge on Top Chef as well.
He was a guest on Top Chef, in season 2 I believe, when they broke up into groups and one had to do Korean and another Vietnamese for a charity something or another.

[leemajors]

i think he also went with only 1 sous chef vs flay, and still kicked his ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ferrero Rocher ... now THAT is good chocolate, not snickers. Along with Toblerone, Lindt and the best cheap chocolate and my all-time fave, Turtles.

The white chocolate Lindt truffles are the best things in Earth.

[Melmart1]

Maybe if I ordered Japanese you and CF could come over and check out my cable package?
I have an HD-TV with digital cable package already, thanks :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking about Jacques Pepin, did you ever see Jacque Torres' chocolate show on the Food Network??

Everytime I saw his show, I'd have to make a run to HEB for some Ferrer Roche chocolates.I never saw his chocolate show on FN, but he used to host a show on PBS called "Desert Circus" that was a fucking trip. He'd make these incredibly complex deserts that no person could even attempt to make without years of culinary training, and every time he opened a cabinet or a drawer they'd animate a creepy little circus performer to pop out and fly across the screen.

I loved that fucking show.

[peewee's lovechild]

i was pissed i never found out about cooking under fire until it was done with. it was his cooking comp show on PBS, it also had Todd English and one other person. I don't know why he fell out of favor with Food Network (or just left), but i do DVR Simply Ming on PBS. Could you imagine Ming as an Iron Chef? he schooled Flay when he competed on it. Maybe they don't want two asians on it. I would love to see him as a guest judge on Top Chef as well.

Ming should be an Iron Chef.

He should challenge Kat Cora for her spot.

[ShoogarBear]

From Broadway shows to cooking shows?

[Melmart1]

i think he also went with only 1 sous chef vs flay, and still kicked his ass.
If he was a Top Chef, I would never miss an episode. Cat Cora is awful. Bobby Flay is good, but meh, the way he acted when he went to Japan for the original Iron Chef pissed me off, I have disliked him ever since.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ferrero Rocher ... now THAT is good chocolate, not snickers. Along with Toblerone, Lindt and the best cheap chocolate and my all-time fave, Turtles.

I went to Jaques Torres' chocolate shop in Brooklyn about three years ago. I spent about $40 and I still couldn't have enough.

[CuckingFunt]

Ferrero Rocher ... Toblerone ... LindtThis post is, officially, orgasmic.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never saw his chocolate show on FN, but he used to host a show on PBS called "Desert Circus" that was a fucking trip. He'd make these incredibly complex deserts that no person could even attempt to make without years of culinary training, and every time he opened a cabinet or a drawer they'd animate a creepy little circus performer to pop out and fly across the screen.

I loved that fucking show.

I never heard of that show.

Looks like I missed out.

[samikeyp]

Ferrero Rocher has a dark version now.

I like Torres....some of his stuff was amazing.

I really used to like Bobby Flay's Grillin and Chillin'.

[peewee's lovechild]

If he was a Top Chef, I would never miss an episode. Cat Cora is awful. Bobby Flay is good, but meh, the way he acted when he went to Japan for the original Iron Chef pissed me off, I have disliked him ever since.

Yea, he was a bit of an ass in Japan . . . and even in the rematch at New York.

But, I think he's made up for it since.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ferrero Rocher has a dark version now.

I like Torres....some of his stuff was amazing.

I really used to like Bobby Flay's Grillin and Chillin'.

Do you ever watch "Boy Meets Grill"?

[CuckingFunt]

Food Network seems to be geared more towards "cooks" than "chefs" these days. I don't watch it anywhere near as much as I used to.

[Melmart1]

Food Network seems to be geared more towards "cooks" than "chefs" these days. I don't watch it anywhere near as much as I used to.
Some of that is OK, but then one gets popular and they take it too far. For example, Paula Deen and her one show was good. Then she took off and now there is Paula's Party, which sucks and a bunch of other crap.

And don't get me started on She Who Doesn't Tip for Shit

[CuckingFunt]

And don't get me started on She Who Doesn't Tip for Shit
:lmao

She'd go over $40.00 in every single episode if she started leaving even 10%.

[Melmart1]

:lmao

She'd go over $40.00 in every single episode if she started leaving even 10%.
NO shit! And you just know there are people who worship her who are doing the exact same thing all over the place. Sorry, if you are in another city and want three meals, you eat the continental breakfast at your hotel, lunch fast or from a cart then splurge on dinner and drinks, with PROPER tip.

How can any reasonable human being think that they can do not only three full sit-down meals but a snack as well and often a cocktail for under $40? :madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

I never saw his chocolate show on FN, but he used to host a show on PBS called "Desert Circus" that was a fucking trip. He'd make these incredibly complex deserts that no person could even attempt to make without years of culinary training, and every time he opened a cabinet or a drawer they'd animate a creepy little circus performer to pop out and fly across the screen.

I loved that fucking show.

I loved that show. It was awesome. I love the cooking shows on PBS that come on on Saturdays.

[CuckingFunt]

I loved that show. It was awesome. I love the cooking shows on PBS that come on on Saturdays.You're the first person I've ever encountered who's heard of it.

Except, of course, for the people I used to force to watch it with me.

[Melmart1]

I loved that show. It was awesome. I love the cooking shows on PBS that come on on Saturdays.
Hey baby, where you been? :eyebrows

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey baby, where you been? :eyebrows

Doesn't matter, I'm here now. ;)

[ShoogarBear]

Can we can the lame cooking show talk? Where the hell is Melmart when you need her?

[ShoogarBear]

Where the hell is Melmart when you need her?Oh.

[Melmart1]

Can we can the lame cooking show talk? Where the hell is Melmart when you need her?
You are just mad because I don't want to try your cable package.

[ShoogarBear]

You really do, but I understand why you can't say it publicly.

[ShoogarBear]

I guess I'll just have to tell Eva it'll only be the two of us.

[Melmart1]

You really do, but I understand why you can't say it publicly.
Yeah, I can't get caught lusting after someone of inferior intelligence, what would the Nobel prize winners think?

[CuckingFunt]

Can we can the lame cooking show talk? Where the hell is Melmart when you need her?I could start talking about the fact that I'm finally getting my hair cut and colored this afternoon. :spin

[ORION]

I was training this girl right now about our dept and I just keep talking about the free beer

[ShoogarBear]

I was training this girl right now about our dept and I just keep talking about the free beerWere you training her to post in the Quattro?

[CuckingFunt]

I was training this girl right now about our dept and I just keep talking about the free beerI imagine that's the most important thing to master.

[ORION]

Were you training her to post in the Quattro?
Touché...... No just about the free beer we get when we do good things

[ORION]

I imagine that's the most important thing to master.
That's what I'm saying. she is not have bad looking

[ShoogarBear]

You should have trained her in cleavage displaying.

[ORION]

You should have trained her in cleavage displaying.
um FYI she had hers all popping out in my face. I'm like a magnet for that stuff

[CuckingFunt]

um FYI she had hers all popping out in my face. I'm like a magnet for that stuffThere was a girl walking around campus this morning who, apparently, decided to take the girls out for a walk in the rain. I can't think of very many bikini tops that would have showed more than her shirt did.

[ShoogarBear]

Once again you guys fail in the surreptitious celly-cam photo taking.

[CuckingFunt]

Once again you guys fail in the surreptitious celly-cam photo taking.My celly has no cam.

[ShoogarBear]

That is the "dog-ate-my-homework" excuse.

[ShoogarBear]

Good gravy, you must be the antiquated techno-deficient old fart on campus.

[CuckingFunt]

Good gravy, you must be the antiquated techno-deficient old fart on campus.I HAD a cell phone with a camera -- an LG Chocolate that was stolen within a week -- but Verizon would only replace it for free if I got the same phone, and I didn't like it very much, so I got one of the very cheapest phones they had available. I never use it for anything other than talking and, occasionally, texting anyway.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm still at fucking work.

I have to be here until 9:30.

I wish I had a fake job like Melmart where I could walk around in my "chones" all day.

[ShoogarBear]

Never fear, we'll keep you entertained.

Hey, if we give you random catalog numbers, could you tell us what book they match?

[peewee's lovechild]

Never fear, we'll keep you entertained.

Hey, if we give you random catalog numbers, could you tell us what book they match?

Sure, what the fuck?

[peewee's lovechild]

However, if you really want to keep me entertained, look up some African produce for me so I can use them on my "shove a ______ up your ass" rants.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

QC 123
H.23
1986

Looking for the produce . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol

QC 123
H.23
1986

Looking for the produce . . .

No matches were found.

[ShoogarBear]

Fig is a good one I haven't seen you use.

[ShoogarBear]

Eh, what about just QC 123, where does that end up.

[ShoogarBear]

Pomegranate
Dragon fruit

[timvp]

Eh, what about just QC 123, where does that end up.

Star track talk :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

Jackfruit
Sapodilla
Lychee

[ShoogarBear]

Star track talk :pctossNo, Library of Congress talk.

[Melmart1]

I'm still at fucking work.

I have to be here until 9:30.

I wish I had a fake job like Melmart where I could walk around in my "chones" all day.
I bet my fake job pays as much as your real job, only I don't have to deal with supervisors that smell like ramen noodles or fucked-up Scottish women, no commuting and I get to take as few or as many breaks as I want.

Oh, and long before you get off work at 9:30, I will be already three or four beers into my dart tournament and having a blast.

[peewee's lovechild]

Eh, what about just QC 123, where does that end up.

No matches were found.

(I'll have to use fig tomorrow)

[peewee's lovechild]

Pomegranate
Dragon fruit

Both fine examples of foreign produce.

[peewee's lovechild]

Star track talk :pctoss

Go shove a fig up your ass.

Or, better yet, go shove a dragon fruit up your ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet my fake job pays as much as your real job, only I don't have to deal with supervisors that smell like ramen noodles or fucked-up Scottish women, no commuting and I get to take as few or as many breaks as I want.

Oh, and long before you get off work at 9:30, I will be already three or four beers into my dart tournament and having a blast.

I fucking hate you.

And, that interferes with me being in love with you.

[Melmart1]

I fucking hate you.

And, that interferes with me being in love with you.
Hey, you take jabs at me, I am going to respond with a rabbit punch. I don't play fair, and I am not to be trifled with.

[timvp]

No, Library of Congress talk.

Political Forum.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, you take jabs at me, I am going to respond with a rabbit punch. I don't play fair, and I am not to be trifled with.

It was the result of my overt jealousy of your freestyle job.

Think nothing of it.

My love for you goes on.

[peewee's lovechild]

Political Forum.

Go shove a sapodilla up your ass.

[CuckingFunt]

No, Library of Congress talk.How's about... TR 185.

[peewee's lovechild]

How's about... TR 185.

There are quite a bit.
I need the suffix to that.

[CuckingFunt]

There are quite a bit.
I need the suffix to that.TR 185
M.47
1994

[ShoogarBear]

LOL, he's trying to get home, and you're giving him last-minute work.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL, he's trying to get home, and you're giving him last-minute work.a) I didn't realize how close it was to quittin' time

b) I'm worth it

c) he went home anyway :depressed

[Melmart1]

what the hell did this turn into in my absence?

[leemajors]

how did the dart tourney go?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm annoyed at people's lack of knowledge of the Library of Congress system. After the initial first letters and numbers the period is BEFORE the second set of letters and numbers. And a period is only necessary before the first set of letters and numbers.

For example:
PS3570
.H62
S37
2000

[midgetonadonkey]

TR 185
M.47
1994

Our TR185 section jumps from L9 to P44. But if you are curious, those are all photography books.

[midgetonadonkey]

woot woot

[midgetonadonkey]

A General Works

B Philosophy. Psychology. Religion

B - BJ Philosophy. Psychology

BL, BM, BP, BQ Religion: Religions, Hinduism, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism

BR - BV Religion: Christianity, Bible

BX Religion: Christian Denominations

C Auxiliary Sciences of History

D History: General and Old World

D - DJ History (General), History of Europe, Part 1

DL - DR History of Europe, Part 2

DJK - DK History of Eastern Europe (General). Soviet Union, Poland

DS History of Asia

DT - DX History of Africa, Australia, New Zealand, etc.

E - F History: America (Western Hemisphere)

G Geography. Maps. Anthropology. Recreation

H Social Sciences

H - HJ Social Sciences: Economics

HM - HX Social Sciences: Sociology

J Political Science

K Law

K Law (General)

KD Law of the United Kingdom and Ireland

KDZ , KG - KH Law of the Americas, Latin America and the West Indies

KE Law of Canada

KF Law of the United States

KJ - KKZ Law of Europe

KJV - KJW Law of France

KK - KKC Law of Germany

L Education

M Music and Books on Music

N Fine Arts

P Language and Literature

P General Philology and Linguistics

PA Classical Languages and Literatures

PB - PH Modern European Languages

PG Russian Literature

PJ Oriental Philology and Literature

PK Indo-Iranian Philology and Literature

PL - PM Languages of Eastern Asia, Africa, Oceania, Hyperborean, Indian, and Artificial Languages

PN , PR-PS , PZ General Literature. English and American Literature. Fiction in English. Juvenile belles lettres

PQ Romance Literatures

PT Germanic Literatures

Q Science

R Medicine

S Agriculture

T Technology

U Military Science

V Naval Science

Z Bibliography. Library Science

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup. That's how it goes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You must be a hit at parties.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.break.com/index/old-man-falls-up-escalator.html

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

You must be a hit at parties.

I haven't even starting discussing how much better this classification is than the Dewey Decimal System.

[midgetonadonkey]

Stupid fucking Melvil Dewey.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope he rots in hell!!

[ORION]

I'm annoyed at people's lack of knowledge of the Library of Congress system. After the initial first letters and numbers the period is BEFORE the second set of letters and numbers. And a period is only necessary before the first set of letters and numbers.

For example:
PS3570
.H62
S37
2000
:dizzy
I'm dumb as hell. I haven't checked out a library book since St.Pauls and back then I had to check one book out a week

[ORION]

we got another new lady on our team and she has the laziest eye I have ever seen

[midgetonadonkey]

Even lazier than ashbeeigh's?

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh's eye is so lazy I think it's technically considered Puerto Rican.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ashbeeigh's eye is so lazy I think it's technically considered Puerto Rican.

Well, I've got my laugh for the hour.

[ORION]

Ashbeeigh's eye is so lazy I think it's technically considered Puerto Rican.
:lol
don't let batman see that

[ShoogarBear]

I'm annoyed at people's lack of knowledge of the Library of Congress system. After the initial first letters and numbers the period is BEFORE the second set of letters and numbers. And a period is only necessary before the first set of letters and numbers.

For example:
PS3570
.H62
S37
2000So what book is that?

[ShoogarBear]

we got another new lady on our team and she has the laziest eye I have ever seenBut how is the rack?

[midgetonadonkey]

So what book is that?

Hunter Thompson's Screwjack

[ORION]

But how is the rack?
:depressed :oink

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

BJ Philosophy

That might make for some interesting reading.

[ORION]

Hunter Thompson's Screwjack
that sounds like a gay novel

[midgetonadonkey]

In that book, there is a short story that involes him making out with a cat.

[ShoogarBear]

Now that's what I call a pussyhound.

[midgetonadonkey]

If anyone should have a rimshot smiley accessible at all times it's ShoogarBear.

[Melmart1]

how did the dart tourney go?
It sucked, I kept breaking my tips and one of my flights got smashed. Oh, and my team lost :lol

[Melmart1]

Who knew in addition to being an alcoholic and a pothead, that Midge was a nerd as well.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of nerdy librarians, maybe midge and peewee will be interested in thsi:

http://www.halfpricebooks.com/images/teacherFeature.gif

I meant to forward it to you, midge but now you know. Go buy some books. Maybe a calculus one, que no?

EDIT: Oh yeah, it would help if I told you it was from Half Price Books, huh :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Why would I buy a book if I work in a library?

[ORION]

It sucked, I kept breaking my tips and one of my flights got smashed. Oh, and my team lost :lol
did you use the ladies tee ?

[Melmart1]

Why would I buy a book if I work in a library?
I personally hate taking books from the library, I never return them on time. I bet I owe money in four different states.

[ShoogarBear]

did you use the ladies tee ?:lmao

[Melmart1]

I found out recently I still have my public library card from Seattle. Thier libraries were awesome.

[ORION]

I personally hate taking books from the library, I never return them on time. I bet I owe money in four different states.
I bet Midge has a picture of you that is published from Library monthly saying " Do not check out books to this woman"

[ShoogarBear]

Thier libraries were awesome.Not that awesome, apparently.

[ORION]

I found out recently I still have my public library card from Seattle. Thier libraries were awesome.
well its not like they can actually go out and enjoy the outdoors

[ShoogarBear]

Does Library Monthly come with a centerfold?

[ORION]

Not that awesome, apparently.
:lol

[Melmart1]

I bet Midge has a picture of you that is published from Library monthly saying " Do not check out books to this woman"
Actually, I pictured him more like the kid from Better Off Dead who hounds people over the paper route money, only for late library dues.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/SOAHF/johnny05.jpg

[ORION]

Does Library Monthly come with a centerfold?
of course

[midgetonadonkey]

haha I should do that. That shit would be fun.

[ShoogarBear]

You should only go try to collect from the people who have overdue sex books.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pee Wee had me request like 5 different Kama Sutra books from different places because ours doesn't have any. One of them was called "The Gay Kama Sutra". No bullshit.

[ORION]

Actually, I pictured him more like the kid from Better Off Dead who hounds people over the paper route money, only for late library dues.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/SOAHF/johnny05.jpg
I can also see midge throwing a few molotov cocktails at their cars as well

[midgetonadonkey]

I can also see midge throwing a few molotov cocktails at their cars as well

:tu

You gotta make them pay somehow.

[ShoogarBear]

I would NOT try to collect from the people who checked out Survivalist and Urban Guerillia Warfare books.

[ORION]

:tu

You gotta make them pay somehow.
I can picture you dressed like Rambo 2 checking out books and you see a student across the way who owes and you tell the person your checking out "one moment please" then you reach for your composite bow and shoot an arrow across the court yard at the book fee offender

[midgetonadonkey]

That's quite an imagination you have there orion. I'm impressed.

[ShoogarBear]

Is imagination a euphemism?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

haha I should do that. That shit would be fun.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/985/90976357yi2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Midge the Librarian (http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1661561)

[ShoogarBear]

A true classic.

Although I can't recall the last time I've been someplace where they use Dewey Decimal.

[ORION]

That's quite an imagination you have there orion. I'm impressed.
that's what I do all day.

[Melmart1]

Pee Wee had me request like 5 different Kama Sutra books from different places because ours doesn't have any. One of them was called "The Gay Kama Sutra". No bullshit.
Do any of the positions involve produce?

[ORION]

I have made suggestions to getting beer today .... I will post a picture of that and if I happen to get any pictures of ladies in the shot ....oh well

[1369]

I wonder if PeeWee asked her to use produce? (http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=65764)

[peewee's lovechild]

woot woot

Further proof of your unnatural gayness.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have made suggestions to getting beer today .... I will post a picture of that and if I happen to get any pictures of ladies in the shot ....oh well

Ladies in the foreground,
beer in the pics is optional.

[peewee's lovechild]

Do any of the positions involve produce?

There's this one page that describes how to use all sorts of berries on asses.

And, it's called "The Gay Kama Sutra", but it's not what you think. It's basically a lesbian manual. I was interested about the lesbian lifestyle, so I requested it.

Apparently, lesbians are the ones who use produce.

Who would've known?

[ORION]

thank you for this fellowship we have with our neighbor carl
NO! do not rope me into this ! the lord does not need to know I'm here !

Aqua Teen is the funniest show every made

[ORION]

There's this one page that describes how to use all sorts of berries on asses.

And, it's called "The Gay Kama Sutra", but it's not what you think. It's basically a lesbian manual. I was interested about the lesbian lifestyle, so I requested it.

Apparently, lesbians are the ones who use produce.

Who would've known?
I'll need a full report on my desk monday morning with lots of pictures

[Melmart1]

I was interested about the lesbian lifestyle, so I requested it.




A likely excuse.

[Melmart1]

Apparently, lesbians are the ones who use produce.

Who would've known?
I didn't know this, and I have slept with women before.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll need a full report on my desk monday morning with lots of pictures

I'm going to scan the entire book.

I'll get you pics after this weekend.

[peewee's lovechild]

A likely excuse.

Seriously.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't know this, and I have slept with women before.

You're doing something wrong, which explains why the womens still prefer the mens.

Might I recomend that you read this book?

[ATRAIN]

Fuck you, that is all

[samikeyp]

I didn't know this, and I have slept with women before.

Then you are one step ahead of pee-wee.

[Melmart1]

You're doing something wrong, which explains why the womens still prefer the mens.

Might I recomend that you read this book?
I am not doing shit wrong. Although last night at the bar, two guys asked for my number, and no women. :depressed

[Melmart1]

Fuck you, that is all
Right back at you, buddy :flipoff

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you, that is all

Go shove a plum up your ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am not doing shit wrong. Although last night at the bar, two guys asked for my number, and no women. :depressed

You must read that book if you wish to continue your lesbianic ways.

[samikeyp]

pee-wee giving advice about sex is like Britney Spears giving advice about responsible parenting.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I didn't know this, and I have slept with women before.


I'll need a full report on my desk monday morning with lots of pictures

[ATRAIN]

pee-wee giving advice about sex is like Britney Spears giving advice about responsible parenting.


I dont know Mike, I think pee wee has had lots of sex!! All of them were hood rats and skanky women, so you know he has done anything and everything. I am a bit concerned about his produce obsession.

[peewee's lovechild]

pee-wee giving advice about sex is like Britney Spears giving advice about responsible parenting.

Mikey pertending that he could find his penis is like the Bush administration pretending that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

[ORION]

I was just told that I was moving to a new team ......there are about 5 hot chicks on that team ........ whoa as me .........

[ATRAIN]

I was just told that I was moving to a new team ......there are about 5 hot chicks on that team ........ whoa as me .........


how many are on your current team?

[ORION]

how many are on your current team?
good looking chicks ? 2
I figured out where I will be sitting ..............whoa as me ...........Not only the hot chicks from my new team will be next to me but hot chicks from the team next to me will be sitting across from me ..............whoa as me........ :dramaquee :sombrero:
this is going to be my director every morning -- :frying:
I should have "Benny Hill" music playing as my theme song every day now

[peewee's lovechild]

Both of you need to get a room and shove some peaches up each others asses.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I was just told that I was moving to a new team ......there are about 5 hot chicks on that team ........ whoa as me .........

Post pictures and stats immediately.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you running out of different produce to mention?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Maybe peewee would like G.G. Allin.
Dude used to stick bananas up his ass during public speaking engagments and concert performances.
Perhaps there's a parallel there.....

[CuckingFunt]

Are you running out of different produce to mention?There is so much more to choose from.

Lychee nuts, for example.

[ORION]

How about this fruit ....


http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Study/6779/durian.jpg

[samikeyp]

Mikey pertending that he could find his penis is like the Bush administration pretending that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

:lmao

I don't need to "pertend" there p-dub....I know exactly where it is and that it actually does exist...unlike the WMD's.

[samikeyp]

Oh and P-dub....go with starfruit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you running out of different produce to mention?

No, but I realized that I hadn't used plums or peaches yet.

There's still a plethora of produce that has yet to be mentioned.

I'm gonna go Latin American with the next one.

[peewee's lovechild]

How about this fruit ....


http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Study/6779/durian.jpg

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

But, that looks like it would hurt. You must have a calloused ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh and P-dub....go with starfruit.

I think I used starfruit yesterday when I told Timvp to shove it up his ass.

I could be mistaken, though.

[ShoogarBear]

Mikey pertending that he could find his penis is like the Bush administration pretending that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.You guys trying to make funny similies is like Beno trying to get the ball across half-court.

[samikeyp]

You guys trying to make funny similies is like Beno trying to get the ball across half-court.

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I want to buy the shotgun rack that slides between your mattress and your box spring. I need to start keeping a shotgun cocked and at the ready at all times.

[ShoogarBear]

rack slides between box cocked

[CuckingFunt]

Convenient. Que no? (http://www.the-backup.com/)

[peewee's lovechild]

You guys trying to make funny similies is like Beno trying to get the ball across half-court.

You trying to make a point is like Bush trying to explain the definition to the word "sovereignty".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I want to buy the shotgun rack that slides between your mattress and your box spring. I need to start keeping a shotgun cocked and at the ready at all times.

Anticipating potential zombie attacks?
Or are the neighbors fucking again?

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to buy the shotgun rack that slides between your mattress and your box spring. I need to start keeping a shotgun cocked and at the ready at all times.

Why would that be?

[CuckingFunt]

Anticipating potential zombie attacks?

Aren't you?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Aren't you?

Point taken.

[peewee's lovechild]

Aren't you?

I would first try to make love, not war.

[ATRAIN]

LOL holy shit pee wee almost 1,000 all by yourself.

peewee's lovechild 859
CuckingFunt 393
Melmart1 335
midgetonadonkey 264
ShagiaFrost 237
ORION 205
ATRAIN 199
samikeyp 192
ShoogarBear 167
Condemned 2 HelLA 143
ashbeeigh 141
RashoFan 125
Silver21_Black20 122
Johnny_Blaze_47 107
Viva Las Espuelas 88
jman3000 84
peewee's weewee 77
timvp 22
1369 21
Cant_Be_Faded 16
batman2883 14
stretch 10
to21 8
leemajors 8
Squid 7
marini martini 7
T Park 7
SanjayaFrost 7
TheQuattro 7
Trainwreck2100 6
ChumpDumper 5
mrsmaalox 5
The Sun 4
Richard Cranium 4
Poopshark86 4
trashbeigh 4
Jesus 3
Buddy Christ 3
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927 3
RichardSimmons 3
mookie2001 2
TheZackAttack! 2
Headon 2
Sophia Petrillo 2
thispego 2
TenBuckTammy 2
Spicoli 2
Master Shake 2
sa_butta 2
ALVAREZ6 2
BurgerKing 2
Cry Havoc 1
Insomniac 1
Jesus Christ 1
Little Devil 1
TDMVPDPOY 1
G O D 1
FromWayDowntown 1
H.A.L. 1
JuanValdez 1
YogeeBear 1
Jekka 1
SequSpur 1
SloppyJoe 1
Mr.Bookman 1
Boston George 1
JimmyCrackCorn 1
Fixed 1
JackoLantern 1
Fillmoe 1
Spartacus 1
KEDA 1
Boris 1
Thunder Dan 1
HeadBanger 1
Jerome 1
Mrs.Roper 1
Subliminal Disser 1
monosylab1k 1
angel_luv 1
Zombie 1
1Billups 1 1
Show Thread & Close

[peewee's lovechild]

"Are you not entertained?"

[Melmart1]

Oh, look. the n00b figured something out.

[ATRAIN]

Oh, look. the n00b figured something out.


NO you showed me how to do that a long time ago!! Thanks for that OLDDDD timer!!

[Melmart1]

NO you showed me how to do that a long time ago!! Thanks for that OLDDDD timer!!
Nice sig. :)

[ATRAIN]

Nice sig. :)


Glad you like it, I made it just for you. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Stop hitting on Mel and shove an avocado up your ass.

[ATRAIN]

Stop hitting on Mel and shove an avocado up your ass.


no and no

[peewee's lovechild]

no and no

Go shove a jicama up your ass.

[Melmart1]

Damn, I could go for some jicama right now. With lemon juice and chili powder. Yumm.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, I could go for some jicama right now. With lemon juice and chili powder. Yumm.

Ask ATRAIN for some before he abuses of it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzg-J2JBB1I

[ORION]

not only do I get to sit next to ladies with big fakies ...I'm getting a raise .....and a pay increase

[peewee's lovechild]

not only do I get to sit next to ladies with big fakies ...I'm getting a raise .....and a pay increase

That's it, I'm calling bullshit on your entire existence.

[Melmart1]

That's it, I'm calling bullshit on your entire existence.
Don't hate because the Royals are so succesful. Royals por vida!

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't hate because the Royals are so succesful. Royals por vida!

Which Royals are we talking about here?

[Melmart1]

Which Royals are we talking about here?
Me and ORION. The guy you would like to be, and the woman you would like to be in. :lol

Trainwreck doesn't count. Even the best schools have a few rejects.

[ORION]

Don't hate because the Royals are so succesful. Royals por vida!
POR VIDA !

[peewee's lovechild]

Me and ORION. The guy you would like to be, and the woman you would like to be in. :lol

Trainwreck doesn't count. Even the best schools have a few rejects.

I really don't want to be ORION. He shoves dehydrated pears up his ass, exhibit A is on his avatar.

As for the woman I'd like to be in, well . . . . you got that one right.

Anyway, I thought you were talking about the Kansas City Royals.

[ORION]

Me and ORION. The guy you would like to be, and the woman you would like to be in. :lol

Trainwreck doesn't count. Even the best schools have a few rejects.
the worse thing about trainwreck is that he went to the same high school as me too , but he is much younger. I think he wants to be like me... I wonder if I have to get him a job ? I might be able to get him laid .....maybe not.

[ORION]

I really don't want to be ORION. He shoves dehydrated pears up his ass, exhibit A is on his avatar.

hey look , I told you that was an accident. I didn't see it when I sat down

[ORION]

1Billups1 I'm eating free cherry cobbler. what do you think about that ?

[to21]

not only do I get to sit next to ladies with big fakies ...I'm getting a raise .....and a pay increase

I hate you.

I sit in the middle between a guy who cried all week because his cat died and another who's from the valley and you can't understand a word he says.

[peewee's lovechild]

hey look , I told you that was an accident. I didn't see it when I sat down

:lol :lol :lol

[ShoogarBear]

not only do I get to sit next to ladies with big fakies ...I'm getting a raise .....and a pay increaseNice preemption.

[ORION]

I hate you.

I sit in the middle between a guy who cried all week because his cat died and another who's from the valley and you can't understand a word he says.
seriously ........the dude cried all week because his cat died

[Melmart1]

the worse thing about trainwreck is that he went to the same high school as me too , but he is much younger. I think he wants to be like me... I wonder if I have to get him a job ? I might be able to get him laid .....maybe not.
Trainwreck is beyond help. What HS did you go to?

[ORION]

Trainwreck is beyond help. What HS did you go to?
Antonian .............

[Melmart1]

haha, Antonian.

[Melmart1]

Wow, it's pretty crowded in here and nobody saying nuthin.

[ShoogarBear]

I always wondered why there wasn't a Cleopatra High School, too.