Free Quattro Razor (8)

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r179/Fdaveokc/friendsondeathstar.jpg

I lol'd

[peewee's lovechild]

Was wissen du?

That makes no sense.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r179/Fdaveokc/friendsondeathstar.jpg

I lol'd

That reminds me of the Clerks discussion about the guys that died on the Death Star.

That was some funny shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

That makes no sense.

What does it mean?

[ashbeeigh]

I think Beno just beat out ATRAIN for the biggest pussy in Texas award.

[Boston George]

f**k you sandra

[peewee's lovechild]

What does it mean?

Roughly translated, it means "what do you know?"

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm so out of it that I was about to tell this chick that I liked her titties.

I caught myself right on time.

My inside voice isn't working all that well right now.

God damned Nyquil.

[Mister Sinister]

That reminds me of the Clerks discussion about the guys that died on the Death Star.

That was some funny shit.
Which did you like better, Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?

[1369]

"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

[samikeyp]

Which did you like better, Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?

Jedi.

[midgetonadonkey]

"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Blasphemy.

[Silver21_Black20]

Roughly translated, it means "what do you know?"

Oh. I thought it meant, I hate you, or something to that effect.

[Silver21_Black20]

f**k you sandra

You are so mean, Mark Anthony.

[CuckingFunt]

Homework, or video games?

Decisions, decisions...

[midgetonadonkey]

Homework, or video games?

Decisions, decisions...

Which game?

[CuckingFunt]

Which game?I bought a Wii last weekend and have been playing Super Paper Mario, but have been thinking about renting the Wii version od Resident Evil 4 and/or checking out the virtual console and downloading some of the old NES/Gensis games available.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think you should do that instead of studying.

[CuckingFunt]

I think you should do that instead of studying.That's kind of where I'm leaning. I'm all studied out, anyway, after cramming last night for a test this morning.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I bought a Wii last weekend and have been playing Super Paper Mario, but have been thinking about renting the Wii version od Resident Evil 4 and/or checking out the virtual console and downloading some of the old NES/Gensis games available.i bought the wii this past friday as well. i love it. i just got it online and it's even better. i dig the news channel. now it's time for Metroid:Corruption.

[CuckingFunt]

now it's time for Metroid:Corruption.
That's another one I want to rent. I'm somewhat skeptical of how the Wiimote/Nunchuk are going to work for an FPS, otherwise I probably would have just bought it.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm so hungry. Hmm...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I bet you are. I bet
you
are.

[ashbeeigh]

I bet you are. I bet
you
are.

For what though? :eyebrows

[BurgerKing]

A whopper?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

For what though? :eyebrows

I know you know
but do you know that i know that you know?

[ashbeeigh]

I know you know
but do you know that i know that you know?

I'm not quite sure. I thought I wanted some cake batter ice cream from pokey-o's.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lame

[ashbeeigh]

your innuendos are lame, cbf.

[Mister Sinister]

God, it sucks to be me lately.

[marini martini]

fuck u. it definitely sux to be me rigt now. seriously

[Mister Sinister]

Probably. But it does also suck to be me at the moment. Sure, it could be worse, but that doesn't stop it from being shitty.

[marini martini]

You wanna go manna to manna????????????

[Mister Sinister]

Not really. I'm not big on comparing my shitty situation with your shitty situation, because I'm the kind of person that would end up feeling twice as shitty afterwards. Empathic, I think is the word.

[marini martini]

Dayuuum!

[marini martini]

Guess I' ll leave my personal shit to myself :toast :lol :toast

[Mister Sinister]

Heh. It's funny. I despise humanity, yet I'm unnaturally sensitive to the emotions and feelings of others. That might be why all my friends go to me when they need to vent, though. I do seem to be "that guy", among my friends.

[SequSpur]

WTF are you all talking about?

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate Kenny Fucking Lofton.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, it's hard to decide between Empire and Jedi.

That's like trying to choose the favorite of two of your children.

[ORION]

And, it's hard to decide between Empire and Jedi.

That's like trying to choose the favorite of two of your children.
Jedi because you can do jedi mind tricks all the time.
girl: you grabbed my boob !
me: I did not grab your boob
girl: you did not grab my boob

[peewee's lovechild]

Jedi because you can do jedi mind tricks all the time.
girl: you grabbed my boob !
me: I did not grab your boob
girl: you did not grab my boob

That's in A New Hope, when Obi-wan tells the soldiers "these aren't the driods you're looking for".

Jedi is all about Luke kicking his fathers ass.

[ORION]

That's in A New Hope, when Obi-wan tells the soldiers "these aren't the driods you're looking for".

Jedi is all about Luke kicking his fathers ass.
oh I misunderstood the question. I guess I should pay attention before I post. Darth let luke kick his ass because he wanted to be free. Darth was way stronger

[peewee's lovechild]

oh I misunderstood the question. I guess I should pay attention before I post. Darth let luke kick his ass because he wanted to be free. Darth was way stronger

That's a possibility.

That scene is a classic scene.

[ORION]

That's a possibility.

That scene is a classic scene.
Darth could choke a bitch and not even be on the same ship. I even heard that he doesn't have to wipe when taking a shit because he can make the crap not touch anything on the way out. He save a ton of money that way

[peewee's lovechild]

Darth could choke a bitch and not even be on the same ship. I even heard that he doesn't have to wipe when taking a shit because he can make the crap not touch anything on the way out. He save a ton of money that way

He uses jedi mind tricks to get Grand Moff Tarkin to lick his ass.

Tarkin always complains about an acrid taste in his mouth.

[ORION]

He uses jedi mind tricks to get Grand Moff Tarkin to lick his ass.

Tarkin always complains about an acrid taste in his mouth.
yes ! and who can ever forget that classic line ..
Tarkin: (licking Darth's ass) I don't know why I'm doing this ?!!
Darth: Because I'm D to the V bitch and I be playing mind trickin games on your trick ass !
Tarkin: Sorry Sir ... yum I love corn

[peewee's lovechild]

Tarkin: Sorry Sir ... yum I love corn
Tarkin: You had okra??

[midgetonadonkey]

My vagina is droopy today.

[Silver21_Black20]

My vagina is droopy today.

Is it bleeding too?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes it is.

[CuckingFunt]

The apple I'm eating is absolutely fantastic.

[midgetonadonkey]

Have you ever shoved an apple core in your snatch?

[CuckingFunt]

Have you ever shoved an apple core in your snatch?No.

In fact, I have never shoved food stuffs of any variety in my snatch.

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, lawd. I got half a tank of gas for 17 bucks this morning. Does this win?

[midgetonadonkey]

Not even an onion?

[CuckingFunt]

Not even an onion?Nope.

[peewee's lovechild]

My vagina is droopy today.
My throat feels like your vagina.

[CuckingFunt]

My throat feels like your vagina.Awww... still sickie?

[1369]

My throat feels like your vagina.

Well, THAT'S one of the more original pick up lines I've read recently.

[Mister Sinister]

I think I've thought of the funniest thing in the universe. I was at the mall a few days back, chilling out with my "little bro", when I see this 5-year old kid run past me. I remember thinking "Oh, lawd. Let her trip." Few seconds later, she steps on her untied shoelace and falls flat on her face, and, God help me, I lol'd.

[ShoogarBear]

My throat feels like your vagina.Because it's been partaking of too much dick?

[peewee's lovechild]

Awww... still sickie?

Very.

Every time I cough my brain hurts.

My back is hurting even worse and my throat is burning up.

[peewee's lovechild]

Because it's been partaking of too much dick?

You know, that was actually pretty good.

[Silver21_Black20]

Very.

Every time I cough my brain hurts.

My back is hurting even worse and my throat is burning up.

Oh suck it up, you big baby.

[CuckingFunt]

Very.

Every time I cough my brain hurts.

My back is hurting even worse and my throat is burning up.That's how I felt a couple weeks ago. I hate that.

Have you discovered the ambrosia that is DayQuil?

[Mister Sinister]

Very.

Every time I cough my brain hurts.

My back is hurting even worse and my throat is burning up.
Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh suck it up, you big baby.

I see that you're no longer suffering the effects of a cocaine nose.

I'm glad you're better.

[midgetonadonkey]

Because it's been partaking of too much dick?

oooooooooooo sick burn

[ShoogarBear]

You know, that was actually pretty good.Throat-to-vagina comparisons never turn out well.

[CuckingFunt]

Throat-to-vagina comparisons never turn out well.Hence my decision not to go there.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm thinking about becoming a drug dealer to suplement my non-existent income.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm thinking about becoming a drug dealer to suplement my non-existent income.That would probably cut into your blogging time.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm thinking about becoming a drug dealer to suplement my non-existent income.

Just go with the suggestion I made previously about the Amazon cannibal tribe.
Please.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Once you do get a job ash, tell the interviewer or the H/R person that you want a LOT of field work, weekends are not a problem and that 16 hour days would be ideal.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's how I felt a couple weeks ago. I hate that.

Have you discovered the ambrosia that is DayQuil?
Dayquil doesn't do shit for me.

[CuckingFunt]

Dayquil doesn't do shit for me.Go to the doctor and get some codeine cough syrup. :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

I see that you're no longer suffering the effects of a cocaine nose.

I'm glad you're better.

I see that you're still suffering the effects of a Yankees loss.

You suck!

[Mister Sinister]

I'm enjoying the effects of a Cubs loss, myself. Weeeeeeeeee!

[CuckingFunt]

I'm fucking freezing this morning.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i nearly got jumped tonight at a fuckn nightclub, stupid drunk kents pointed at me, but i was standing in front of someone that was meant to be hit, i didnt know shit, so i gave the dude the clumsy look when they charge at me, and one of the possy pointed at the guy next to me, so he ended up getting jump...i bolted as soon the guy threw the punch and his possies jump the dude = LAME

im never going to fuckn nightclubs where theres only one race inside with clowns who think they are top of the world....

[ashbeeigh]

That would probably cut into your blogging time.

you're right. That 15 minutes sure is a lot.

[CuckingFunt]

you're right. That 15 minutes sure is a lot.Silly ashbeeigh, it takes more than 15 minutes to sell drugs.

[midgetonadonkey]

Silly ashbeeigh, it takes more than 15 minutes to sell drugs.

Not if you are really good at it.

[Mister Sinister]

Holy bajeezus. Salami+provolone+bagel equals delicious.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://pixjet.net//img/db3260c3e1dd9f0a183d322a517dff31/gotdamn.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i20.tinypic.com/2yytjyp.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/98/86014267843148738c4o752or1.jpg

http://jj.am/gallery/d/42787-1/iziinHeaven.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i20.tinypic.com/2yytjyp.gifmore like this please.

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, lawd help me, I lol'd.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i21.tinypic.com/28by4ud.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i21.tinypic.com/28by4ud.gifwhat program did you use?

[midgetonadonkey]

Total Video Controller and Imageready

[ORION]

Go to the doctor and get some codeine cough syrup. :tu
no Tussinex is way better

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Total Video Controller and Imagereadycool, thanks.

[ORION]

I'm off to free bowling, free drinks and free food on the company's dime

[Richard Cranium]

I gotta pee.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/42787-1/iziinHeaven.jpg

:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

mmm. I think I'm going car shopping tomorrow.

[Zombie]

Fuck the Free Quattro, I got a free Fusion!

[Mister Sinister]

Whoop de frickin' do, Mister Powers.

[Richard Cranium]

Total Video Controller and Imageready

Just like Mouse. :tu

[ashbeeigh]

I need a nap. But, I must go to seguin. hmmm.

[midgetonadonkey]

Go do one or the other of those and get the fuck out.

[CuckingFunt]

That hot dog is such a greedy whore.

[Squid]

CuckingFunt, my bitch. How would you like to be the hot dog that take my mustard (ink) like that?

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt, my bitch. How would you like to be the hot dog that take my mustard (ink) like that?Oh, Squid, no need to be modest. You know you already know the answer to that question.

[Squid]

Very true. Very, very true.

[Squid]

(random natural squid noises)

[Squid]

bloop bloop

[Squid]

I miss TOP-CHERRY!

[Squid]

Where are you bitch?!?

[ashbeeigh]

Go do one or the other of those and get the fuck out.

I did both. I am awesome.

[Squid]

I did both. I am crosseyed.

[ALVAREZ6]

:drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk

[Mister Sinister]

Ugh. Fucking Christ. I hate WASPs.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It's funny how on line drama turns into actual bullshit when the parties involved finally confront each other face to face.

[CuckingFunt]

It's funny how on line drama turns into actual bullshit when the parties involved finally confront each other face to face.I've never experienced such a thing.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I've never experienced such a thing.

I just went to a show last night and watched it happen to someone else.
Pretty damn entertaining!

[CuckingFunt]

I just went to a show last night and watched it happen to someone else.
Pretty damn entertaining!I'd imagine it would be.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'd imagine it would be.

The proper combination of machismo, ego and alcohol was all it took to make an already entertaining evening that much more amusing.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ugh. Fucking Christ. I hate WASPs.i hate whitey, too.

[Mister Sinister]

God, damn it. Just when I thought my state of affairs couldn't get shittier, it goes and does.

[ashbeeigh]

Reality TV...how I loathe thee.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Adult Swim is a gift to us mortals from a higher being.

[jman3000]

horse the band was a good show.

[ORION]

FYI ...I got a part time job

[ORION]

Adult Swim is a gift to us mortals from a higher being.
Aqua Teen and Harvey Birdman own all

[peewee's lovechild]

The Irish won.

The Yankees won.

I'm hoping for the trifecta with a Cowboys win tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't Taser Me, Bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

My goal for the week is to win chick-fila for a year.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My goal for the week is to win chick-fila for a year.shoot for a job first.

[ashbeeigh]

shoot for a job first.

:D I got one of Friday. $1,600 a month plus commission. The west coast better watch out. I'm calling you.

[ATRAIN]

:D I got one of Friday. $1,600 a month plus commission. The west coast better watch out. I'm calling you.


IS it a desk job?

[ashbeeigh]

IS it a desk job?

with a computer AND internet.

[ATRAIN]

with a computer AND internet.


FUCK!!

[Silver21_Black20]

:D I got one of Friday. $1,600 a month plus commission. The west coast better watch out. I'm calling you.

What kind of job is it?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

with a computer AND internet.so do you rest them on the desk?
<----------------

[ATRAIN]

so do you rest them on the desk?
<----------------


lmao

[ashbeeigh]

What kind of job is it?

It's a telecommunications sales thing.

[ashbeeigh]

so do you rest them on the desk?
<----------------

Oh so those are supposed to be mine?

[ATRAIN]

It's a telecommunications sales thing.


what are the hours?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh so those are supposed to be mine?no. i was just giving you a reference. jman told me yours hang lower, thank you. you can answer the question now.

[Silver21_Black20]

It's a telecommunications sales thing.

Ah. I give you 4 months before you quit.

[ashbeeigh]

no. i was just giving you a reference. jman told me yours hang lower, thank you. you can answer the question now.

La repuesta es no.


Ah. I give you 4 months before you quit.

God, I hope longer.

[Silver21_Black20]

God, I hope longer.

4 1/2 months?

Nobody lasts at those telecommunication sales jobs.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

La repuesta es no.
your poor straps. have mercy.

[ashbeeigh]

4 1/2 months?

Nobody lasts at those telecommunication sales jobs.

I just hope it gives me something to put on my resume that's "professional," my school stuff just wasn't helping at all.


your poor straps. have mercy.

I have a good bra.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have a good bra.

Are you still using the black laced bra that you unstrap on the front?

I likes me that one.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's like opening up a christmas gift.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have a good bra. i bet you do :toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Are you still using the black laced bra that you unstrap on the front?

I likes me that one.i love the ones that open from the front. <shivers>

[ashbeeigh]

Are you still using the black laced bra that you unstrap on the front?

I likes me that one.

Yes. The one from last night.

[ashbeeigh]

i love the ones that open from the front. <shivers>

The girls can't handle that kind.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes. The one from last night.

So, we're being open about all this??

I thought you wanted to keep this quiet and between you and me.

I'm good with it if you are.

[peewee's lovechild]

The girls can't handle that kind.

They sure handled my hands, though.

I didn't hear you complain neither.

[ashbeeigh]

So, we're being open about all this??

I thought you wanted to keep this quiet and between you and me.

I'm good with it if you are.

whatever makes you happy.

[Silver21_Black20]

You guys need to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

i love the ones that open from the front. <shivers>
I do, too.

I wish they came in my size.

[CuckingFunt]

You guys need to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X 1,000,000!

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao I knew that would make everyone cringe.


So I need to buy an SUV. What kind should I get?

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh is a nasty cunt.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao I knew that would make everyone cringe.


So I need to buy an SUV. What kind should I get?

You should get a Shutthefuckup. I think Nissan makes them.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh is a nasty cunt.

your mom.

[CuckingFunt]

So I need to buy an SUV. What kind should I get?
A big one.

And make sure to put Firestone tires on it.

And take corners REALLY fast.

[Silver21_Black20]

So I need to buy an SUV. What kind should I get?

One that'll drive you over a cliff.

[midgetonadonkey]

your mom.

She actually agrees with me. She thinks you are a nasty cunt as well.

[ashbeeigh]

A big one.

And make sure to put Firestone tires on it.

And take corners REALLY fast.

Just to finish that one off...and preferably an older model...maybe a 1998-2000 model.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ashbeeigh should be happy that she gets to ride me from time to time.

Fuck this new car bullshit.

[jman3000]

i never said ashbeeighs tits sagged... theyre just really big so they have a natural sag to them... its what makes them human.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh should be happy that she gets to ride me from time to time.


Your pinto isn't cutting it anymore, peewee.

[ashbeeigh]

i never said ashbeeighs tits sagged... theyre just really big so they have a natural sag to them... its what makes them human.

They aren't fake. :tu

[jman3000]

i need a drink. i havent had a beer in about 3 weeks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why couldn't ashbeeigh have been shot instead of batman? That's how I know there is no God.

[jman3000]

i think im gonna go to the flying saucer this weekend and sign up for the beer knurd thing. i need another shirt.

[ashbeeigh]

Why couldn't ashbeeigh have been shot instead of batman? That's how I know there is no God.

I'm not going there, not even jokingly.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Your pinto isn't cutting it anymore, peewee.

So "Peewee" isn't just a nickname?

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking mother fuck! Can we PLEASE stop talking about ashbeeigh's tits?

Please??

[jman3000]

we can talk about yours... i dont care... i just like talking about tits.

[jman3000]

so how are your tits doing this afternoon CF?

[CuckingFunt]

so how are your tits doing this afternoon CF?
It's still morning where I am.

[jman3000]

i apologize... i forgot about your west coast residency... so... how are your tits doing this fine morning CF?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The girls can't handle that kind.<even more shivers>

[CuckingFunt]

i apologize... i forgot about your west coast residency... so... how are your tits doing this fine morning CF?
I slept through my first class this morning. So they, like the rest of me, are slowly waking up.

[jman3000]

i wish i could sleep through class.... ive always kinda mumbled and talked in my sleep.. so ive always been scarred id say some dumb shit out loud if i slept in class.

[jman3000]

not to mention the risk of getting morning wood 2nd edition.

[CuckingFunt]

i wish i could sleep through class.... ive always kinda mumbled and talked in my sleep.. so ive always been scarred id say some dumb shit out loud if i slept in class.
Oh, no, it wasn't that kind of sleeping through class. It was the kind where I woke up in my own bed 20 minutes after I was supposed to be in class.

[jman3000]

ive always felt the kinda sleep you get when you sleep instead of going to class is more beneficial to your body than just normal sleep.

whenever i do that... the first thought that pops in my head is "oh shit" ... second is usually "might as well go back to sleep"

[CuckingFunt]

ive always felt the kinda sleep you get when you sleep instead of going to class is more beneficial to your body than just normal sleep.

whenever i do that... the first thought that pops in my head is "oh shit" ... second is usually "might as well go back to sleep"
That was pretty much my exact reaction.

I'm now still in jammies, sitting in bed, and will probably end up rushing to get ready in time for my next class.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was so lucky to have this absolutely gorgeous woman sitting next to me in Freshman Algebra my first year at SWT. She was so sweet when she'd wake me up for the quizzes and before class ended when we needed to sign our name on the sign-in sheet being passed around. She would almost always paint her nails the same color as the top she'd have on.

Man, I miss Krystal.

[ORION]

today is kind of boring

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That was pretty much my exact reaction.

I'm now still in jammies, sitting in bed, and will probably end up rushing to get ready in time for my next class.with or without a bra on?

[jman3000]

That was pretty much my exact reaction.

I'm now still in jammies, sitting in bed, and will probably end up rushing to get ready in time for my next class.

that's the way to do it. you realize you could be sleeping right now right?

[jman3000]

I was so lucky to have this absolutely gorgeous woman sitting next to me in Freshman Algebra my first year at SWT. She was so sweet when she'd wake me up for the quizzes and before class ended when we needed to sign our name on the sign-in sheet being passed around. She would almost always paint her nails the same color as the top she'd have on.

Man, I miss Krystal.
she must have been incredibly hot for you to remember that much about her. i normally dont take the time to get names... i just oggle from afar.

[CuckingFunt]

with or without a bra on?
Who the hell sleeps with a bra on?

[CuckingFunt]

that's the way to do it. you realize you could be sleeping right now right?
I could be, but I'm starting to get more hungry than sleepy. Getting to be brunch time.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who the hell sleeps with a bra on?......so they're just dangling right now. :wow

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

she must have been incredibly hot for you to remember that much about her. i normally dont take the time to get names... i just oggle from afar.

We stayed friends after that class and even after I left SWT for a while. You gotta remember, this was in 1998.

I tend to remember little things about people that I know. It's weird. I remember Krystal had a sister named Kendall and they were both from the small-ass town of Kendalia, TX.

Krystal was working for something dealing with animals and last I had heard, she was working at the SA Zoo (but that was a while ago). She loved Matchbox 20, too.

[jman3000]

viva needs to hurry up and see a real pair of tits. i can hear him jacking off from here.

[CuckingFunt]

viva needs to hurry up and see a real pair of tits.
Agreed.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to wal-mart for some medicine. Anyone need anything?

[jman3000]

We stayed friends after that class and even after I left SWT for a while. You gotta remember, this was in 1998.

I tend to remember little things about people that I know. It's weird. I remember Krystal had a sister named Kendall and they were both from the small-ass town of Kendalia, TX.

Krystal was working for something dealing with animals and last I had heard, she was working at the SA Zoo (but that was a while ago). She loved Matchbox 20, too.
was she taken? you shoulda swooped in.

i will... shiiiiiiit

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

was she taken? you shoulda swooped in.

i will... shiiiiiiit

It was one of those situations where we were both taken at the time the other wasn't.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

viva needs to hurry up and see a real pair of tits. i can hear him jacking off from here.i'm at work and it's a little hard to hide that.

[jman3000]

It was one of those situations where we were both taken at the time the other wasn't.
gay

[Viva Las Espuelas]

We stayed friends after that class and even after I left SWT for a while. You gotta remember, this was in 1998.

I tend to remember little things about people that I know. It's weird. I remember Krystal had a sister named Kendall and they were both from the small-ass town of Kendalia, TX.

Krystal was working for something dealing with animals and last I had heard, she was working at the SA Zoo (but that was a while ago). She loved Matchbox 20, too.stalker alert.

[CuckingFunt]

I could be, but I'm starting to get more hungry than sleepy. Getting to be brunch time.
:depressed

I don't have any brunch-y food in my house. Dammit.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I could be, but I'm starting to get more hungry than sleepy. Getting to be brunch time.brunch? you must be white.

[CuckingFunt]

brunch? you must be white.
I never knew that "brunch" was a race specific term.

[jman3000]

i will stop biting my nails..... now.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I never knew that "brunch" was a race specific term.knowing is half the battle. no brunches go on in the barrio.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd like a keish(sp) or a frittata just about right now.

[CuckingFunt]

i will stop biting my nails..... now.
I stopped doing that when I stopped sucking my thumb. Gum and mints cured me of both habits.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or, a torta loaded with beans and cheese.

[peewee's lovechild]

My god damned cough won't go away.

[CuckingFunt]

I'd like a keish(sp) or a frittata just about right now.
Quiche.

And that would be absolutely fantastic. I'd make one right now if I had the time.

[peewee's lovechild]

I should go to Wal-Mart with Ash to buy some medicine.

[jman3000]

gum and mints eh?

ive always had the problem that whenever i see the whites start to grow on my nails i start chomping. ive wante to buy that nail polish that tastes like shit... but i always forget.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Or, a torta loaded with beans and cheese.just wrap a tortilla around some beans and cheese. i really haven't caught the torta wave.

[CuckingFunt]

gum and mints eh?

ive always had the problem that whenever i see the whites start to grow on my nails i start chomping. ive wante to buy that nail polish that tastes like shit... but i always forget.
For me it was out of nerves more than anything else and chewing gum kept my mouth occupied.

[peewee's lovechild]

Quiche.

And that would be absolutely fantastic. I'd make one right now if I had the time.

Quiche looks funny.

It sounds even funnier when you try to say it in Spanish.

But, yea, a spinach and cheese "quiche" would be nice.

[CuckingFunt]

Whenever you all start talking about tortas, it makes me think of the Italian tortas.

Which is incredibly rude since I don't know how to make them myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

just wrap a tortilla around some beans and cheese. i really haven't caught the torta wave.

Torta is an Aztec gift (can't back that up, but I like the way it sounds).

Fuck, dude . . . . it has meat, lettuce, tomato, beans, and loaded with cheese!!!!

The best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

. ive wante to buy that nail polish that tastes like shit... but i always forget.why not use the real thing?

[peewee's lovechild]

Whenever you all start talking about tortas, it makes me think of the Italian tortas.

Which is incredibly rude since I don't know how to make them myself.

An Italian torta is a dessert, isn't it???

A Mexican torta is a dinner wrapped in bread.
Sometimes, it's better than sex.
(well, it depends on who's sexing you up)

[jman3000]

fuck my hair is getting long... i untucked it from behind my ears and it went almost past my ears.

fucking hippy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yankees BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

They should get Dick Vitale to do the play-by-play for tonights game.

Midge would love it.

[CuckingFunt]

An Italian torta is a dessert, isn't it???
No, it's savory. Similar to a frittata, but not as much cheese. One of my grandmother's cousins makes a torta with rice that is insanely delicious.

[peewee's lovechild]

"It's Derek Jeter up to bat BABE-IE!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yankees BABY!!!!!!!!!!!i was dissapointed the indians lost. i really could give 2 hearty bowel movements about baseball, but i loathe the yankees. they're all spoiled brats and deserve nothing and nothing more. a-rod is an a-hole.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, it's savory. Similar to a frittata, but not as much cheese. One of my grandmother's cousins makes a torta with rice that is insanely delicious.

The Spanish have a thing called a "torta". It's just a thin frittata made of potato and egg. The potatos are sliced and it looks cool. But, it's just potatos and egg.

[peewee's lovechild]

i was dissapointed the indians lost. i really could give 2 hearty bowel movements about baseball, but i loathe the yankees. they're all spoiled brats and deserve nothing and nothing more. a-rod is an a-hole.


Yankees BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

I should go to Wal-Mart with Ash to buy some medicine.

fuck. I went to get medicine and some soda and it took me 40 minutes. Those damned kids and their Columbus day holiday. :madrun

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

People at bars are weird.

[CuckingFunt]

The Spanish have a thing called a "torta". It's just a thin frittata made of potato and egg. The potatos are sliced and it looks cool. But, it's just potatos and egg.
The Italian ones are closer to that. Usually thicker than a frittata, though.

I've never had a torta that had more than one ingredient. Most often either spinach or rice, but I have had one with potato. And they're salty salty salty. Mmmmmmmm.

[CuckingFunt]

Son of a monkey ass! I just got an email from my English instructor that class is canceled.

I could have waited even longer before getting dressed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Son of a monkey ass! I just got an email from my English instructor that class is canceled.

I could have waited even longer before getting dressed.

That gives you some phone time.

[Silver21_Black20]

That gives you some phone time.

Get to work, damn you!!

[CuckingFunt]

Get to work, damn you!!
This is fantastic advice.

[CuckingFunt]

"New York" is one ugly bitch.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"New York" is one ugly bitch.i bet she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch though

[jman3000]

that doesnt come close to making up for the fact that she is indeed, one ugly bitch.

[CuckingFunt]

that doesnt come close to making up for the fact that she is indeed, one ugly bitch.
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8727/80915203xe0.jpg

[jman3000]

and you get mad when people post that fat nipple ring picture... new york does the same for me.

[CuckingFunt]

and you get mad when people post that fat nipple ring picture... new york does the same for me.
Yeah. I apologize for that one.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

and you get mad when people post that fat nipple ring picture... new york does the same for me.i really don't think she's all that ugly. she's no goddess, but i've seen uglier. maybe if she smiled.

[Jerome]

New York is fine!!

[jman3000]

son of a bitch... my class was canceled... ive been here for 3 hours studying and the prof. cancels class.

fuck you culumbus.