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[ATRAIN]

I think im going to get me a bottle of South African Pinotage after work. That shit is fucking good.

[florige]

I love Japanese food, but I can't stand raw fish so I'm very picky about sushi.

The thought of a sweet potato tempura roll may have officially made up my mind.



Any post date fun going to take place? :hungry:

[florige]

I think im going to get me a bottle of South African Pinotage after work. That shit is fucking good.


What is that? A beer?

[Mister Sinister]

God, I love frozen pizzas that I buy for 2.50 at Wal-Mart at 1:30 AM.

[CuckingFunt]

Any post date fun going to take place? :hungry:Probably not since she promised to go to some work thing with her roommate, but we've already had post-date fun.

[ATRAIN]

Thought it was. Only places that are close to me and within my price range are this place in Barrington about a block from where I work called Sagano, and the Mitsuwa Asian marketplace about 20 minutes away in Arlington Heights, so I don't eat as much sushi as I'd like to.


I don't know how you do it, I am addicted and need to have sushi at least once a week. Shit gets expensive though. Most of my dates we end up getting shushi and I usually drop close to 100. Well I guess getting a couple of bottles of Unfiltered Saki doesn't help.

[CuckingFunt]

I think im going to get me a bottle of South African Pinotage after work. That shit is fucking good.I'm not that big of a wine drinker -- I get tired of it after about half a glass -- but pinotage can be quite good.

[ATRAIN]

What is that? A beer?


Wine, its a very nice red that isnt as sweet as a Pinot and not dry like a Cab.

[Mister Sinister]

I don't know how you do it, I am addicted and need to have sushi at least once a week. Shit gets expensive though. Most of my dates we end up getting shushi and I usually drop close to 100. Well I guess getting a couple of bottles of Unfiltered Saki doesn't help.
Probably because I've only been to Sagano three times, maybe four or five, and when I go to Mitsuwa, my friends and I have already eaten, and we load up on pocky, other candies, and in my case, random Gundam toys with candy in the box.

[ATRAIN]

Probably because I've only been to Sagano three times, maybe four or five, and when I go to Mitsuwa, my friends and I have already eaten, and we load up on pocky, other candies, and in my case, random Gundam toys with candy in the box.


Ok now you just fucking lost me with your erratic talk. In the quite words of the virgin mary......come again?

[florige]

Probably not since she promised to go to some work thing with her roommate, but we've already had post-date fun.


You and your gf need to record it and put it on the RT, and give us the link for it..

[Mister Sinister]

Ok now you just fucking lost me with your erratic talk. In the quite words of the virgin mary......come again?
tl;dr: I don't eat as much sushi as I'd like to, due to not going to one of the two places I can get it A) when I'm hungry or B) Often.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I know what he does and it is VERY top secret; his code name is "El Grande".i know of this guy that used to be in one of those bureaus. FBI, CIA, or secret service. i don't remember which one, but he's let some things slip out about his work and it's pretty eye opening. very eye opening.

[florige]

God, I love frozen pizzas that I buy for 2.50 at Wal-Mart at 1:30 AM.


I went there for lunch two nights ago. Those Super Walmarts are freakin nice!!

[ATRAIN]

tl;dr: I don't eat as much sushi as I'd like to, due to not going to one of the two places I can get it A) when I'm hungry or B) Often.


OK now was that so hard. (I bet you heard that before, prob the first time you caught the gay)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nigri Tuna and Salmon are tasty...but I've never had Unagi. It's eel, right?i've tasted unagi and the texture freaked me out a bit. it looks like a tongue. i pretty much just stay with salmon.

[ATRAIN]

i know of this guy that used to be in one of those bureaus. FBI, CIA, or secret service. i don't remember which one, but he's let some things slip out about his work and it's pretty eye opening. very eye opening.


like???

[Mister Sinister]

OK now was that so hard. (I bet you heard that before, prob the first time you caught the gay)
Actually, it was. I have this thing about going off on random irrelevant tangents.

[ATRAIN]

Actually, it was. I have this thing about going off on random irrelevant tangents.


yes we know

[CuckingFunt]

You and your gf need to record it and put it on the RT, and give us the link for it..Girlfriend? Who said that word??

And... no. Sorry.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

like???no sir. sorry. i called BS on him, but he's made things happen that only people in high places can make happen. like i said. very eye opening.

[ATRAIN]

i've tasted unagi and the texture freaked me out a bit. it looks like a tongue. i pretty much just stay with salmon.


Yeah well sushi in general is like that but once you get passed that, its heaven on a plate.

[ATRAIN]

no sir. sorry. i called BS on him, but he's made things happen that only people in high places can make happen. like i said. very eye opening.


you fucking tease

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah well sushi in general is like that but once you get passed that, its heaven on a plate.
I agree. Have you ever had sake?

[ATRAIN]

I agree. Have you ever had sake?


Did you not see that in my post above?

[florige]

i know of this guy that used to be in one of those bureaus. FBI, CIA, or secret service. i don't remember which one, but he's let some things slip out about his work and it's pretty eye opening. very eye opening.



He could get in trouble for that, especially if it's CIA or NSA type crap. They nomally have to sign a silence agreement for that type of stuff I thought.

[Mister Sinister]

Did you not see that in my post above?
Obviously not. I'm still half-asleep here.

[ATRAIN]

Obviously not. I'm still half-asleep here.


I only drink cold unfiltered sake.

[florige]

no sir. sorry. i called BS on him, but he's made things happen that only people in high places can make happen. like i said. very eye opening.


Are you sure he isn't a senator? lol

[florige]

Girlfriend? Who said that word??

And... no. Sorry.


Man Funt you are no fun! :pctoss What ever happened to being adventorous?

[ATRAIN]

Man Funt you are no fun! :pctoss What ever happened to being adventorous?
:lol at Flo trying to get funt to record some lesbo sessions.

[CuckingFunt]

Man Funt you are no fun! :pctoss What ever happened to being adventorous?I'm plenty fun, and plenty adventurous. I just don't need to post videos online.

[mrsmaalox]

I heard through the grapevine that you DID in fact know that pee wee has balls.

Lies!!

[ATRAIN]

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^^^^ Pee wee are they lies?

[CuckingFunt]

Lies!!Methinks thou doth protest too much.

[mrsmaalox]

He could get in trouble for that, especially if it's CIA or NSA type crap. They nomally have to sign a silence agreement for that type of stuff I thought.
I had to sign silence agreements when I dated the Secret Service guy!! Cuz if I didn't he would "punish" me! :lol

[florige]

:lol at Flo trying to get funt to record some lesbo sessions.


She stays shooting me, and my good ideas down, constantly. Man dude, you used a :lol . There is a first time for everything I guess.

[CuckingFunt]

She stays shooting me, and my good ideas down, constantly.Probably because your ideas consistently involve me posting my hoohah on the internet for the world to see. :lol

[ATRAIN]

She stays shooting me, and my good ideas down, constantly. Man dude, you used a :lol . There is a first time for everything I guess.


Yeah I usually don't use the smilies but everyone thinks I say LOL and LMAO in real life. Fuckers like to dog my interweb lingo!!

[florige]

Probably because your ideas consistently involve me posting my hoohah on the internet for the world to see. :lol


I have to keep trying because I'm keeping the faith that one day you will agree to it. Knowing how stuff goes for me my computer will crash at that exact moment... :lol

[ATRAIN]

I have to keep trying because I'm keeping the faith that one day you will agree to it. Knowing how stuff goes for me my computer will crash at that exact moment... :lol


haha that is probably true.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He could get in trouble for that, especially if it's CIA or NSA type crap. They nomally have to sign a silence agreement for that type of stuff I thought.believe me. this guy shouldve

[ORION]

:nutkick: :frying: :smchode: :sombrero: :spless: :flypig :meeting: :duck :monkey :fishing :wow

[Carl]

My crabs are really starting to itch. That hooker told me I was her first !

[CuckingFunt]

I have to keep trying because I'm keeping the faith that one day you will agree to it. Knowing how stuff goes for me my computer will crash at that exact moment... :lolYou bet your ass it will. :smokin

[ATRAIN]

You bet your ass it will. :smokin
\



because of her massive squirt

[Silver21_Black20]

I wish not to talk about such things.

By the way, where the hell is my Jello???

I know Midge has asked you to make some Jello for me too.
You disappoint me.

I do make Jello for you. I even put Vodka in it for you. You aren't getting it? Hmmm ....

[Silver21_Black20]

HAHAHA well there are a few in here that know what I do, but I like being all sneaky and secretive.

Damn ... I wanna know.

[jman3000]

atrain is a big fag.

that's what he does for a living.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn ... I wanna know.I don't.

I find the thought of ATRAIN dancing at Fancy Pants to be way more amusing than whatever his job actually is. He could be a fucking undercover CIA agent or something like that, and it would still be a let down.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't.

I find the thought of ATRAIN dancing at Fancy Pants to be way more amusing than whatever his job actually is. He could be a fucking undercover CIA agent or something like that, and it would still be a let down.

Good point.

[Silver21_Black20]

atrain is a big fag.

that's what he does for a living.

Dang, did he break your heart or something?

[ATRAIN]

Dang, did he break your heart or something?


Seems like it huh? I invited him to prom then stood him up (like the little fat girl again)

[ATRAIN]

Damn ... I wanna know.


I could tell you but then I would have to kill you and your boyfriend too.

[Silver21_Black20]

I could tell you but then I would have to kill you and your boyfriend too.

I have a pretty cool job too. We'll switch at 3.

1 . . . 2 . . .

[CuckingFunt]

I have the bestest job ever.

[ShoogarBear]

I have the bestest job ever.That would have been infinitely more interesting if you had said, "give".

[CuckingFunt]

That would have been infinitely more interesting if you had said, "give".
And it would be true... if a little indiscreet.

[ShoogarBear]

I have a pretty cool job too. We'll switch at 3.

1 . . . 2 . . .And what is this happy horseshit?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup

[midgetonadonkey]

It's not like the cartoons they have now. They aren't that fun.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i29.tinypic.com/27wyr14.gif

click if you dare

[jman3000]

somebody who shall remain nameless is a stupid cunt for not going out tonight.

that is all.

[RashoFan]

Working on Saturdays sucks....that is all.

[samikeyp]

I have to go in today too...I feel ya.


Or at least, would like to. :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

I do make Jello for you. I even put Vodka in it for you. You aren't getting it? Hmmm ....

Fucking rat bastard Midge is eating my Jello??

I'm going cut his clitoris off the next time I see him.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn ... I wanna know.

He makes his living sucking cock.

[peewee's lovechild]

Working on Saturdays sucks....that is all.

I'm working right now and you don't hear me bitching about it.

Fuck!!

[peewee's lovechild]

This working on Saturday business is bullshit.

[florige]

I work every Fri and Sat nights. Thats when all the fun happens on the streets here. :elephant

[ShoogarBear]

Dude, if I ever get arrested in Bawmore can I drop your name?

[ATRAIN]

I have a pretty cool job too. We'll switch at 3.

1 . . . 2 . . .


you didnt go

[ATRAIN]

I'm working right now and you don't hear me bitching about it.

Fuck!!


Yeah pee wee tell that stupid cunt to shut the fuck up!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i just saw planet terror. it was mildly amusing. the best thing about it was how fergie looked and the ending...........meaning the credits.

[CuckingFunt]

i just saw planet terror. it was mildly amusing. the best thing about it was how fergie looked and the ending...........meaning the credits.Fergie doesn't make it anywhere near the closing credits.

[RashoFan]

I work every Fri and Sat nights. Thats when all the fun happens on the streets here. :elephant
Yeah, I remember those crazy Friday and Saturday night shifts for EMS....
now early Saturday mornings having wierd people try to qualify to donate plasma is a different thing. Luckily, the weird people stayed home sleeeping and I had nice people to qualify.

[marini martini]

Yeah, I remember those crazy Friday and Saturday night shifts for EMS....
now early Saturday mornings having wierd people try to qualify to donate plasma is a different thing. Luckily, the weird people stayed home sleeeping and I had nice people to qualify.

:lmao

The weird people have too much drugs/alchohol in their system, to donate plasma on Sat. morning.

[RashoFan]

Precisely!!!

[RashoFan]

Iron Chef America Elk has 2 brothers going against Bobby Flay and brought their own secret ingredient......

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/909.jpg
I think Bobby Flay may lose this battle......

[marini martini]

^^^^

Sons of Bitches!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

There are few things more contenting in this world than coming home from a Spurs win, and ending up deciding to pass out into a fully made bed and just cocoon under the blankets.

[marini martini]

There are few things more contenting in this world than coming home from a Spurs win, and ending up deciding to pass out into a fully made bed and just cocoon under the blankets.

Not quite there yet, Jr.
.................................................. ...........................................

Give me a minute :smokin

[CuckingFunt]

Not quite there yet, Jr.
.................................................. ...........................................

Give me a minute :smokinOh... eeeww.

[Mister Sinister]

Out, damned hoodie! Comfortable though you are, the time is now to GTFO my bed!

[marini martini]

Oh... eeeww.

Hush up, it's not what you think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes

[The Sun]

Good morning!!! Time for breakfast.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh... eeeww.

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Well the danger on the rocks is surely past, still I remain tied to the mast; could it be that I have found my home at last?
YES I'm home at last!!! :spin

[florige]

Dude, if I ever get arrested in Bawmore can I drop your name?



Baltimore City yeah. Any other Maryland county you get caught for indecent exposure I can't help you.... :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Probably because your ideas consistently involve me posting my hoohah on the internet for the world to see. :lolFor shame. People like that are so pathetic.

[ShoogarBear]

Baltimore City yeah. Any other Maryland county you get caught for indecent exposure I can't help you.... :lolYou ain't go no juice in Montgomery County? Damn. I bet McNulty would hook me up.

[florige]

You ain't go no juice in Montgomery County? Damn. I bet McNulty would hook me up.



Mont County!? Please they might place me under arrest out there for speeding... :lol

[florige]

For shame. People like that are so pathetic.



:depressed Thanks for making me feel like 2 cents shoog!

[Mister Sinister]

:depressed Thanks for making me feel like 2 cents shoog!
You feel like an opinion?

[florige]

You feel like an opinion?



Sure.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fergie doesn't make it anywhere near the closing credits.i know that. hence the use of the word "and" and not "in".

[CuckingFunt]

i know that. hence the use of the word "and" and not "in".Appreciating Fergie as eye candy seems so completely impossible to me that I assumed a typo.

My bad.

[florige]

Just a word of advice, don't eat too many of the sugarfree Mentos at one time. I'm sitting here wondering why all of the sudden my stomach starting bubbling for no reason. Didn't realize that it had Oleserin in it.... :dizzy

[mrsmaalox]

Just a word of advice, don't eat too many of the sugarfree Mentos at one time. I'm sitting here wondering why all of the sudden my stomach starting bubbling for no reason. Didn't realize that it had Oleserin in it.... :dizzy
You weren't also drinking diet Coke were you? Isn't that combination they made explode on Mythbusters?

[ShoogarBear]

:depressed Thanks for making me feel like 2 cents shoog!I just get pissed when people interefere with MY master plans.

[ShoogarBear]

You weren't also drinking diet Coke were you? Isn't that combination they made explode on Mythbusters? . . . and florige was never heard from again.

[midgetonadonkey]

You weren't also drinking diet Coke were you? Isn't that combination they made explode on Mythbusters?

I'm curious what combination of food and beverage made you explode.

Fat ass.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm curious what combination of food and beverage made you explode.

Fat ass.

I've never personally exploded. You'll beat me to it I'm sure. Lard ass.

[Mister Sinister]

Kid, escalator, etc.

[florige]

You weren't also drinking diet Coke were you? Isn't that combination they made explode on Mythbusters?



:lol I think that was like Coke and Alka Seltzer or something.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've never personally exploded. You'll beat me to it I'm sure. Lard ass.

From the picture I saw, you are way bigger than I will ever be.

[mrsmaalox]

From the picture I saw, you are way bigger than I will ever be.
:lmao. Right. Rev honey, you will not get a rise out of me over any of your make believe pictures. The only pics out there are ones placed there by me personally; I know exactly which of my body parts are depicted!! :)

[mrsmaalox]

:lol I think that was like Coke and Alka Seltzer or something.
I never saw that episode myself, but you could say it is an "urban lagend" amongst the boys in my neighborhood.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao. Right. Rev honey, you will not get a rise out of me over any of your make believe pictures. The only pics out there are ones placed there by me personally; I know exactly which of my body parts are depicted!! :)

Whatever you have to tell yourself fatty.

[mrsmaalox]

Whatever you have to tell yourself fatty.

I don't have to "tell" myself anything. I know.

[midgetonadonkey]

So do I fatty.

[ShoogarBear]

Gripping conversation.

[mrsmaalox]

Gripping conversation.
Ain't it? :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

No different than the stupid shit that goes on in here on a daily basis.

Mayloxx = the death

[mrsmaalox]

Mayloxx = the death

Well then you must be some kind of fucking IMMORTAL! Shit!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

From the picture I saw, you are way bigger than I will ever be.are you talking to your zits? i guess i should prepare for the lame mom joke.

[RashoFan]

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What are you boys doing up so late?

[Mister Sinister]

Le sigh. I tripped a nostalgia mine I shouldn't have tonight.

[ATRAIN]

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RashoFan, 1369, ATRAIN

What are you boys doing up so late?


Wasn't up. I was busy having a fucked up dream.

[to21]

I tried watching Planet Terror from www.watch-movies.net and it keep stopping on the part Fergie gets out of her car because it won't start. Right at the moment when they show her huge em's.

For some reason.

[ATRAIN]

I tried watching Planet Terror from www.watch-movies.net and it keep stopping on the part Fergie gets out of her car because it won't start. Right at the moment when they show her huge em's.

For some reason.


LOL thats like right in the beginning. Has anyone seen the pictures of Fergie peeing her pants while on stage? LOL, stupid no talent cunt!

[to21]

LOL thats like right in the beginning. Has anyone seen the pictures of Fergie peeing her pants while on stage? LOL, stupid no talent cunt!Yeah, I've seen that.

A, you don't like Fergie? I mean as far as looks go.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, I've seen that.

A, you don't like Fergie? I mean as far as looks go.


She has her moments, I just hate her for fucking up the Black Eyed Peas. They were bad ass before her now they suck big balls. Don't get me wrong I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything, well unless she started peeing in bed. Im a sick fuck and all but not THAT bad.

[samikeyp]

I imagine Fergie has talents but not the ones you see on stage. :)

[ATRAIN]

I imagine Fergie has talents but not the ones you see on stage. :)


I imagine her being a dirty whore in the sack. She does look pretty hot in grindhouse the more I think about it.

[CuckingFunt]

Fergie has a creepy man face.

[mrsmaalox]

That peeing in her pants image is the only thing I think of whenever I hear her name. Isn't she with some A-list guy though?

[samikeyp]

Fergie has a creepy man face.

true.

[mrsmaalox]

Speaking of man parts.........did anyone see Patricia Arquette on one of the talks shows (maybe Leno) the other night? Damn those were some UGLY man hands. Fergie looks like Kirstie Alley's offspring.

[peewee's lovechild]

Iron Chef America Elk has 2 brothers going against Bobby Flay and brought their own secret ingredient......

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/909.jpg
I think Bobby Flay may lose this battle......

That was a rerun and he did lose.

[samikeyp]

I saw that one and thought of you p-dub.

Good to see Shiner on national TV

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't get me wrong I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything,

I would.

She's not good looking at all.

Fuck her.

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw that one and thought of you p-dub.

Good to see Shiner on national TV

Dude, I wanted to taste some of the dishes they prepared.

There's no way Bobby was going to win that one.

[ATRAIN]

I would.

She's not good looking at all.

Fuck her.


bullshit you know you would get head from her

[mrsmaalox]

My fucking dog ate my muffin! :madrun

[ATRAIN]

My fucking dog ate my muffin! :madrun


Is that what your calling Viva these days? Your Dog?

[CuckingFunt]

My fucking dog ate my muffin! :madrunI knew you were desperate, but that's just dirty.

[mrsmaalox]

Is that what your calling Viva these days? Your Dog?

You're a pig.

[batman2883]

give me fuel give me fire give me that which i desire!!!!

[ATRAIN]

You're a pig.



No Florige is the cop, not me. You must have me confused.

[mrsmaalox]

No Florige is the cop, not me. You must have me confused.
I'll admit I was confused about you at one time----no longer.

[florige]

I'll admit I was confused about you at one time----no longer.



:married:

[ATRAIN]

I'll admit I was confused about you at one time----no longer.


Glad we got all the cards out on the table.

[CuckingFunt]

Drama-rama.

[mrsmaalox]

Drama-rama.
Not really-----just bullshit

[ATRAIN]

Drama-rama.


Drama or sensitivity, you be the judge. I guess there is where Midge would say I should PM an apology hahahah.

[ATRAIN]

hey Batman, when is the next club party?

[CuckingFunt]

Drama or sensitivity, you be the judge.

Sensitivity on the interwebs = drama.

[peewee's lovechild]

bullshit you know you would get head from her

I don't think she's good looking at all.

She disgusts me.

Just like that Nicole Ritchie tramp.

[peewee's lovechild]

give me fuel give me fire give me that which i desire!!!!

Ooooh, on I burn,
Fuel these pumping engines,
Burning hard, loose and clean,
And on I burn, turning my direction,
Quench my thirst with gasoline.

[florige]

I don't think she's good looking at all.

She disgusts me.

Just like that Nicole Ritchie tramp.



Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie. Which one would you bang if you had to bang one?

[ATRAIN]

I don't think she's good looking at all.

She disgusts me.

Just like that Nicole Ritchie tramp.


So you wouldnt bang both of them at the same time if they begged you.

[ATRAIN]

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie. Which one would you bang if you had to bang one?


One night in Paris!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie. Which one would you bang if you had to bang one?
You mean like if someone was holding a gun to his head? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie. Which one would you bang if you had to bang one?What are the circumstances -- how "had to" is "had to"? Is there a gun to my head, or are they just the last three options in an empty bar?

[ATRAIN]

What are the circumstances -- how "had to" is "had to"? Is there a gun to my head, or are they just the last three options in an empty bar?


after 6 rounds of shots.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Flo did I ever tell you the story when I talked to Tara Reid on the phone.

[CuckingFunt]

after 6 rounds of shots.I still need to know if there's a gun to my head. If there isn't, I'm going home and enjoying some alone time.

[ATRAIN]

I still need to know if there's a gun to my head. If there isn't, I'm going home and enjoying some alone time.


Lets say one of your family members is held captive and the only way to free them is to fuck one of the above.

[CuckingFunt]

Lets say one of your family members is held captive and the only way to free them is to fuck one of the above.Bad example. A few of my family members... I'd still go home and enjoy some alone time.

[samikeyp]

Lets say one of your family members is held captive and the only way to free them is to fuck one of the above.

and let me watch. :eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

Bad example. A few of my family members... I'd still go home and enjoy some alone time.


Lets say they were going to kill your pets if you didn't, that better?

[mrsmaalox]

Hey Flo did I ever tell you the story when I talked to Tara Reid on the phone.

Did her voice sound like your mom or any other family member?

[CuckingFunt]

Lets say they were going to kill your pets if you didn't, that better?Fergie.

But not because I think she's any more attractive, just because I hate all the celebutaunte bullshit around Paris and Nicole.

[florige]

What are the circumstances -- how "had to" is "had to"? Is there a gun to my head, or are they just the last three options in an empty bar?


:lol I don't know, I guess one of those your family is held for ransom type things... :p:

[mrsmaalox]

and let me watch. :eyebrows

You are so opportunistic! :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

"Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!"

[florige]

Hey Flo did I ever tell you the story when I talked to Tara Reid on the phone.


Yeah you did. You said she was cool right?

[peewee's lovechild]

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie. Which one would you bang if you had to bang one?

I'd just put on some of my porn and jack off.

I'd get more satisfaction that way.

[peewee's lovechild]

So you wouldnt bang both of them at the same time if they begged you.

They'd have to be begging and in chains.

And, there would have to be some porn of Tia Tanaka on.

[ATRAIN]

Did her voice sound like your mom or any other family member?


No hey voice sounded like it does on TV, how else is it supposed to sound.

[mrsmaalox]

I'd just put on some of my porn and jack off.

I'd get more satisfaction that way.
Yes I would imagine those girls fit the hot dog in the hallway analogy.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah you did. You said she was cool right?


Well from our 5 min convo she seemed alright.

[florige]

Fergie.

But not because I think she's any more attractive, just because I hate all the celebutaunte bullshit around Paris and Nicole.


I remember one time NR was saying one time that she needed security at one point when she went out before all the Simple Life crap started. I'm thinking security for what? She isn;t nobody. I mean at least Paris Hilton's family is rich and there might have been a chance that someone might try and kidnap her and hold her for ransom. NR is some 80's has been singer's daughter.

[samikeyp]

You are so opportunistic! :lmao

:lol

If the Funt got with any of those three, she would tear them up and they would ask for more.

Such is the power of the Funt.

[mrsmaalox]

No hey voice sounded like it does on TV, how else is it supposed to sound.
hmm testy

[ATRAIN]

They'd have to be begging and in chains.

And, there would have to be some porn of Tia Tanaka on.


hahahah bullshit you know you have jacked it just thinking about it. Your a dirty ho like me and that means you would do it without thinking twice.

[samikeyp]

Fergie.

But not because I think she's any more attractive, just because I hate all the celebutaunte bullshit around Paris and Nicole.

Even more reason to tear them up. :)

[CuckingFunt]

I remember one time NR was saying one time that she needed security at one point when she went out before all the Simple Life crap started. I'm thinking security for what? She isn;t nobody. I mean at least Paris Hilton's family is rich and there might have been a chance that someone might try and kidnap her and hold her for ransom. NR is some 80's has been singer's daughter.It's all stupid. I hate all the people these days who are famous just for being famous.

[florige]

No hey voice sounded like it does on TV, how else is it supposed to sound.


What all scratchy?

[CuckingFunt]

:lol

If the Funt got with any of those three, she would tear them up and they would ask for more.

Such is the power of the Funt.This much I cannot deny.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck. It's way too cold outside of my bed.

[ATRAIN]

What all scratchy?


Yeah, I invited her to the party I was at but she at the Superbowl, but fuck I had to try.

[peewee's lovechild]

hahahah bullshit you know you have jacked it just thinking about it. Your a dirty ho like me and that means you would do it without thinking twice.

I've got limitations.

Those dirty skanks push my boundries.

I'm really not attracted to them, at all.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck. It's way too cold outside of my bed.

It is much too hot in mine!! Yes I said that on purpose. But actually it's just too hot in my house--must be the humidity.

[ATRAIN]

I remember one time NR was saying one time that she needed security at one point when she went out before all the Simple Life crap started. I'm thinking security for what? She isn;t nobody. I mean at least Paris Hilton's family is rich and there might have been a chance that someone might try and kidnap her and hold her for ransom. NR is some 80's has been singer's daughter.


lol actually they both are stars now because of their family. I still would rather bang Paris's sister, I forget her name.

[ATRAIN]

I've got limitations.

Those dirty skanks push my boundries.

I'm really not attracted to them, at all.


I'm sure you have fucked dirtier chicks and gotten lapdances from bigger ho's.

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw Kim Kardashian on t.v. saying that she was scared of doing a celeberty photo shoot because of all the controversy about the sex tape.

Apparently, she has no idea how it was leaked to the media.

I hope that bitch gets cunt cancer.

[mrsmaalox]

I've got limitations.

Those dirty skanks push my boundries.

I'm really not attracted to them, at all.
Peewee has higher standards than Atrain? I knew it all along.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sure you have fucked dirtier chicks and gotten lapdances from bigger ho's.

If I did, and I don't remember, it was because I was drunk.

Seriously, I'd walk right by those skank hos.

[florige]

Fuck. It's way too cold outside of my bed.



No class today?

[mrsmaalox]

lol actually they both are stars now because of their family. I still would rather bang Paris's sister, I forget her name.

Nikki. She is prettier and seems at least a bit smarter.

[ATRAIN]

Peewee has higher standards than Atrain? I knew it all along.


If you believe that then your more gullible than I thought.

[ashbeeigh]

Mondays fucking suck.

[florige]

lol actually they both are stars now because of their family. I still would rather bang Paris's sister, I forget her name.



Nikki Hilton looks like crap. Paris looks way better than her imo.

[CuckingFunt]

No class today?I've still got about an hour before I have to leave. I'm trying to prepare myself to get out of my snuggly bed and make the cold walk to the shower.

[ATRAIN]

Nikki. She is prettier and seems at least a bit smarter.


Awww yes thats the one. She seems more natural and not like a bitchy spoiled little rich kid like Paris. Doesn't she have her own career?

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Old man winter is a bitch.

[ATRAIN]

Mondays fucking suck.


You fucking suck now get the fuck out of here.

[ATRAIN]

Nikki Hilton looks like crap. Paris looks way better than her imo.


Paris is a little too skinny, I would imagine banging her would hurt a bit.

[florige]

Yeah, I invited her to the party I was at but she at the Superbowl, but fuck I had to try.


Heck yeah! What do you have to lose. I would be def talk to Christina Milian if I EVER saw her in public.

[mrsmaalox]

Awww yes thats the one. She seems more natural and not like a bitchy spoiled little rich kid like Paris. Doesn't she have her own career?

I thinks she pretends she's a fashion designer or something; but she is more natural and less "used" looking! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Heck yeah! What do you have to lose. I would be def talk to Christina Milian if I EVER saw her in public.


You know I don't get star struck, if I see them on the street ill say hi and then walk away. No Autographs or anything like that, I mean Ill just throw them away anyways. I met Adam Sandler and William Fichtner at a restaurant in hollywood and told them both whats up. Recently I met Mark Henry that big ass wrestler and shook his big ass fucking hand.

[ATRAIN]

I thinks she pretends she's a fashion designer or something; but she is more natural and less "used" looking! :lol


Yeah I agree, Paris does look like she has had a lot of dick.

[CuckingFunt]

You know I don't get star struck
If you didn't get star struck, you wouldn't be telling us these stories.

[mrsmaalox]

You know I don't get star struck, if I see them on the street ill say hi and then walk away. No Autographs or anything like that, I mean Ill just throw them away anyways. I met Adam Sandler and William Fichtner at a restaurant in hollywood and told them both whats up. Recently I met Mark Henry that big ass wrestler and shook his big ass fucking hand.

I can tell you aren't much for name dropping either!

[ATRAIN]

I also met Tarantino in Austin. This was around the time they were filming Grindhouse. That is one fucked up individual.

[florige]

You know I don't get star struck, if I see them on the street ill say hi and then walk away. No Autographs or anything like that, I mean Ill just throw them away anyways. I met Adam Sandler and William Fichtner at a restaurant in hollywood and told them both whats up. Recently I met Mark Henry that big ass wrestler and shook his big ass fucking hand.


Me too. But CM is my dream girl. I would have to take a chance and at least try my hand. Screw it!!

[mrsmaalox]

If you didn't get star struck, you wouldn't be telling use these stories.
:lmao

[ATRAIN]

If you didn't get star struck, you wouldn't be telling use these stories.


LOL just saying I met them, I didnt drop to my knees and as for autographs after all.

[ATRAIN]

Me too. But CM is my dream girl. I would have to take a chance and at least try my hand. Screw it!!


Well I would stare at them a whole lot and see if they are as hot in person. Would you go ask her out?

[peewee's lovechild]

Plus, all those bitches piss me off because they don't have blonde bushes.

Nothing aggravates me more than that.

[mrsmaalox]

Well I would stare at them a whole lot and see if they are as hot in person. Would you go ask her out?
Flo would probably have a good chance. If his personality is as nice as his online persona and add to that the irresistability of a man in uniform---I'd say he is probably in high demand!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fergie has a creepy man face.oh i agree, but from the neck down she is all woman.

[mrsmaalox]

Plus, all those bitches piss me off because they don't have blonde bushes.

Nothing aggravates me more than that.

I don't think they have bushes!

[ATRAIN]

Flo would probably have a good chance. If his personality is as nice as his online persona and add to that the irresistability of a man in uniform---I'd say he is probably in high demand!


Ha guess you answered my question from earlier.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That peeing in her pants image is the only thing I think of whenever I hear her name. Isn't she with some A-list guy though?http://www.pugsandkellylive.com/gallery/170/fergiepants.jpg
she's going out with that dude from that Vegas show

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is that what your calling Viva these days? Your Dog????

[ATRAIN]

http://www.pugsandkellylive.com/gallery/170/fergiepants.jpg
she's going out with that dude from that Vegas show


Thats funny, the stupid bitch said it was sweat hahaha.

[mrsmaalox]

Ha guess you answered my question from earlier.

What question?

[ATRAIN]

What question?

figure it out

[mrsmaalox]

Got it. No Atrain, no matter how much you beg and plead I will not use a strap-on on you!!!!

[ATRAIN]

Got it. No Atrain, no matter how much you beg and plead I will not use a strap-on on you!!!!


Guess someone is back in Jr high again, I guess that takes you back what 40 years or so?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Guess someone is back in Jr high again, I guess that takes you back what 40 years or so?ouch!
it's getting a little testy in here.

[midgetonadonkey]

Tinker with my Stinker is the greatest name for a porno ever.

[ATRAIN]

Tinker with my Stinker is the greatest name for a porno ever.



hahahahahha, I love that scene in clerks where he is ordering porno, then what was the name of that movie again, oh yeah Happy Scrappy the Hero Pup hahaahha.

[florige]

Well I would stare at them a whole lot and see if they are as hot in person. Would you go ask her out?



I don't know. Depending on the circumstances. I would just try and have small talk with her at first and see where it went. I would TRY and treat her like any other girl I was interested in. Probably get shot down, but hey at least I can say I got shot down by CM.

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck it. I'm calling out of work. I feel like complete shit.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know. Depending on the circumstances. I would just try and have small talk with her at first and see where it went. I would TRY and treat her like any other girl I was interested in. Probably get shot down, but hey at least I can say I got shot down by CM.

I think you'd have a good chance.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tinker with my Stinker is the greatest name for a porno ever.

I'm going to have to download that one.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck it. I'm calling out of work. I feel like complete shit.


No one cares now go watch some Gay Anime porn and shut the fuck up.

[ATRAIN]

I don't know. Depending on the circumstances. I would just try and have small talk with her at first and see where it went. I would TRY and treat her like any other girl I was interested in. Probably get shot down, but hey at least I can say I got shot down by CM.


Just arrest her and tell her you will let her go for head.

[Mister Sinister]

No one cares now go watch some Gay Anime porn and shut the fuck up.
Man, I haven't watched any hentai since I was in the seventh grade.

[peewee's lovechild]

Man, I haven't watched any hentai since I was in the seventh grade.

Go shove a deli ham up your ass.

[ATRAIN]

Man, I haven't watched any hentai since I was in the seventh grade.


Is that what its called? Shit I was joking but since you know the name and all I won't stop you. Did you already touch yourself thinking about pee wee's balls? Don't say no because we all know you have a man crush on pee wee.

[peewee's lovechild]

Give it the spiral cut with your rectum.

[Mister Sinister]

Go shove a deli ham up your ass.
Nah.

[peewee's lovechild]

Flo, arrest some hot chick and bang the fuck out of her in your cop car.

Do it in some dark alley so no one will catch you doing it.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, fucking take some pictures!

[Mister Sinister]

Is that what its called? Shit I was joking but since you know the name and all I won't stop you. Did you already touch yourself thinking about pee wee's balls? Don't say no because we all know you have a man crush on pee wee.
Just to spite you, and because it's the truth, I'm going to say no.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to see some Baltimore tatas.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe some Baltimore bush.

[peewee's lovechild]

Find some random Baltimore black chick and right before you shove your night stick (billy club, baton, or whatever the fuck you call it) into her cunt, tell her "The Peewee says hello!!"

[peewee's lovechild]

You have to do this, Flo.

[peewee's lovechild]

Lest your manhood come into question.

[mrsmaalox]

Find some random Baltimore black chick and right before you shove your night stick (billy club, baton, or whatever the fuck you call it) into her cunt, tell her "The Peewee says hello!!"

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Find some random Baltimore black chick and right before you shove your night stick (billy club, baton, or whatever the fuck you call it) into her cunt, tell her "The Peewee says hello!!"


hahaha yeah I agree with pee wee you should do it.

[mrsmaalox]

woohoo! I have a lunch date and it's only Monday!!! Can I do one every day this week? I am up for the challenge!!! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

woof.

[florige]

hahaha yeah I agree with pee wee you should do it.


You both come to Baltimore and I will hook you up with some black sisters guaranteed. Do you guys like big fat butts??? I know you guys are picky as hell...