Free Quattro Razor (14)

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog had it wrong. Maxpower did start the first Quattro thread way back when.maxpower != Maxpower != Max Power.

Dolts.

[mrsmaalox]

Shoog had it wrong. Maxpower did start the first Quattro thread way back when.

Damn! So this Mookie character was just the heir-apparent?

[CuckingFunt]

Shoog had it wrong. Maxpower did start the first Quattro thread way back when.
I retract my "oh well."

[ShoogarBear]

Dolts.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

maxpower != Maxpower != Max Power.

Dolts.

Considering it was my question, I'll choose the acceptable form of the answer, shoogR_bear.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And just for that... one minute.

[ShoogarBear]

There are no standards anymore.

[ShoogarBear]

CuckingFunt probably expects an A just for getting her name right on the test.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

There are no standards anymore.

Damnit, Jim, this is message board posting, not media or medicine.

[ShoogarBear]

JB probably gets pissed when an editor corrects his grammar.

[marini martini]

Your incoherent response didn't even come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having read what you just typed. May God have mercy on your soul.

Screw you J.B. I used to respect you as a editor for KSATW

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

CuckingFunt probably expects an A just for getting her name right on the test.

http://www.japanitup.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/oh-snap.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Screw you J.B. I used to respect you as a editor for KSATW

You liar.

Nobody has ever respected me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

JB probably gets pissed when an editor corrects his grammar.

I actually get pissed when I miss something I should have caught with a decent read.

[ShoogarBear]

CuckingFunt probably expects an A just for getting her name right on the test.Well, she probably wiggles her bazooms, too.

[ShoogarBear]

I actually get pissed when I miss something I should have caught with a decent read.You mean like Maxpower?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You mean like Maxpower?

Thirty seconds.

[marini martini]

You liar.

Nobody has ever respected me.

Cool, I obviously belong somewhere then!

So are we going head to toe at the next GTG??????????????? :ihit

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt probably expects an A just for getting her name right on the test.
Fuck you, Shoog.

My last name is long.

[ShoogarBear]

You liar.

Nobody has ever respected me.Not in the morning, anyway.

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck you, Shoog.

My last name is long.So we both have something that is that.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Not in the morning, anyway.

Well done.

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Not in the morning, anyway.



"We can't snap on posters like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones."

[CuckingFunt]

So we both have something that is that.
But my name is actually worth the passing grade.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But my name is actually worth the passing grade.


Well done.

:lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I think I'm going to buy a watch. It's a complete waste of money and overpriced, but I want it.

Carry on.

[ShoogarBear]

如有任何疑问，使老笑话，对承受的

[mrsmaalox]

I actually get pissed when I miss something I should have caught with a decent read.

I get pissed when I catch something.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think I'm going to buy a watch. It's a complete waste of money and overpriced, but I want it.

Carry on.

At 1:30 in the morning?

[marini martini]

:lmao

Hope you're enjoying this bit of history that you started!

Am glad I gave up Gin for Lent :rolleyes

Also glad I was excommunicated years ago :clap

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I get pissed when I catch something.

I'd imagine finding out Viva gave you the clap would be infuriating, actually.

[ShoogarBear]

But my name is actually worth the passing grade.

Well, she probably wiggles her bazooms, too.

[mrsmaalox]

I think I'm going to buy a watch. It's a complete waste of money and overpriced, but I want it.

Carry on.
I think you should buy it.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

No, it's 2:30 here.

And no, I wouldn't spend more than $100 on a watch I bought online.

[Mister Sinister]

Hope you're enjoying this bit of history that you started!

Am glad I gave up Gin for Lent :rolleyes

Also glad I was excommunicated years ago :clap
Wait, what'd I do now? I'm confused and sleep-deprived.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I'm going to buy a watch. It's a complete waste of money and overpriced, but I want it.

Carry on.
Is this your feeling toward all watches, or just one in particular?

[ShoogarBear]

I think I'm going to buy a watch. It's a complete waste of money and overpriced, but I want it.

Carry on.I always thought it would be cool to bring back pocket watches.

http://www.dugena.co.uk/dugena/pocketwatch2107585m.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No, it's 2:30 here.

And no, I wouldn't spend more than $100 on a watch I bought online.

I actually saw a $50,000 watch this weekend.

[ShoogarBear]

And yes, JB, that is your freebee for the day.

[CuckingFunt]

But my name is actually worth the passing grade.Well, she probably wiggles her bazooms, too. Are you kidding? I'd have a doctorate by now.

[ShoogarBear]

I actually saw a $50,000 watch this weekend.One of the beauties of the English language is that you can see a watch.

[Mister Sinister]

I always thought it would be cool to bring back pocket watches.

http://www.dugena.co.uk/dugena/pocketwatch2107585m.jpg
I want to bring back pocket watches and monocles.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And yes, JB, that is your freebee for the day.

I think I'll put that into my rollover reserve.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Is this your feeling toward all watches, or just one in particular?

Most watches.

I believe a man should have at least one nice watch, though. Right now, I don't own any in working order.

The customs in France grabbed my wrist so hard that the band broke on my only good watch and it dropped to the floor. The bezel busted when it hit the floor and I almost went to jail.

The End.

[CuckingFunt]

Most watches.

I believe a man should have at least one nice watch, though. Right now, I don't own any in working order.

The customs in France grabbed my wrist so hard that the band broke on my only good watch and it dropped to the floor. The bezel busted when it hit the floor and I almost went to jail.

The End.
Either there's a piece of this story missing, or the French are very strict.

[mrsmaalox]

I'd imagine finding out Viva gave you the clap would be infuriating, actually.
The tests aren't back yet. But fuck if he didn't almost give me a heart attack a short while ago! :eyebrows

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Either there's a piece of this story missing, or the French are very strict.

They were rushing us to our connecting because we were late, but the customs guy apparently didn't get the memo. I was the youngest person going through the metal detectors by at least 30 years.

Fucking opium.

[marini martini]

They were rushing us to our connecting because we were late, but the customs guy apparently didn't get the memo. I was the youngest person going through the metal detectors by at least 30 years.

Fucking opium.

Gotta agree, those dens got me no where fast!

[mrsmaalox]

Most watches.

I believe a man should have at least one nice watch, though. Right now, I don't own any in working order.

The customs in France grabbed my wrist so hard that the band broke on my only good watch and it dropped to the floor. The bezel busted when it hit the floor and I almost went to jail.

The End.
Fucker grabbed your wrist? I've ALWAYS had problems with European customs, but that's shitty.

[ShoogarBear]

I want to bring back pocket watches and monocles.Monocles would be excellent. Also, top hats and the bicycles with the huge front wheel. Everyone would look like Eustace Tilley from the New Yorker.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I always have problems in France. They know I despise their country/people by just looking at my face.

Never had a problem in Amsterdam, Hamburg or London.

[CuckingFunt]

Monocles would be excellent. Also, top hats and the bicycles with the huge front wheel. Everyone would look like Eustace Tilley from the New Yorker.
Jolly good!

[mrsmaalox]

Monocles would be excellent. Also, top hats and the bicycles with the huge front wheel. Everyone would look like Eustace Tilley from the New Yorker.
Then you'd need the mutton-chops and handle-bar mustache too. Yum.

[Mister Sinister]

Monocles would be excellent. Also, top hats and the bicycles with the huge front wheel. Everyone would look like Eustace Tilley from the New Yorker.
I'd need to bring back things like "I say!" and the words "Rapscallion" and "Ne'er-do-well," too.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'd need to bring back things like "I say!" and the words "Rapscallion" and "Ne'er-do-well," too.

23 skidoo, ol' chap.

[mrsmaalox]

I always have problems in France. They know I despise their country/people by just looking at my face.

Never had a problem in Amsterdam, Hamburg or London.

Well in Amsterdam I was separated from my party by a guy with a machine gun; and in London they dumped out 3 bottles of my $25 shampoo and then let my boyfriend saunter thru with his briefcase full of laundered cash!! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

"Rapscallion". LOL

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

And you have to laugh with your teeth clenched together.

[Mister Sinister]

"Rapscallion". LOL
"I say! Unhand the keys to my automobile this instant, you rambunctious rapscallion, you! Else I shall be forced to give you what for!"

[ShoogarBear]

I have tried to bring back the phrase "a good rogering". Doesn't go over big at the club, though.

[CuckingFunt]

I have tried to bring back the phrase "a good rogering". Doesn't go over big at the club, though.
You're clearly going to the wrong club.

[Trainwreck2100]

You should try using the word "besmirch" once in awhile

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have tried to bring back the phrase "a good rogering". Doesn't go over big at the club, though.

It's probably because you're not distinguishing which Roger you mean at the DC Bear Club.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Some random guy in the bar bathroom asked me to tell him a funny joke.

Umm, no.

[Mister Sinister]

You should try using the word "besmirch" once in awhile
I'll not have any nefarious ne'er-do-wells besmirching my good name.

[ShoogarBear]

It's probably because you're not distinguishing which Roger you mean at the DC Bear Club.Shit. :bang

[CuckingFunt]

It's probably because you're not distinguishing which Roger you mean at the DC Bear Club.Fuck.

My alternate reply was going to be: "Even at the DC Bear Club?"

[CuckingFunt]

Some random guy in the bar bathroom asked me to tell him a funny joke.

Umm, no.
That's mildly disturbing.

[ShoogarBear]

Some random guy in the bar bathroom asked me to tell him a funny joke.

Umm, no.Maybe you heard him wrong. Maybe he said give him a cummy poke.











Ewww, sorry about that.

[mrsmaalox]

Some random guy in the bar bathroom asked me to tell him a funny joke.

Umm, no.
Are you at a bar?

[marini martini]

Well in Amsterdam I was separated from my party by a guy with a machine gun; and in London they dumped out 3 bottles of my $25 shampoo and then let my boyfriend saunter thru with his briefcase full of laundered cash!! :lol

In Amsterdam, met some of my dearest buds, to this date :smokin

And jolly ole' England, actually partied with some royal rapscillions :toast

Tally ho :lol

[Mister Sinister]

Maybe you heard him wrong. Maybe he said give him a cummy poke.











Ewww, sorry about that.
o_O

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

That's mildly disturbing.

Indeed.

A man learns early in his life that you are not to talk to other men in the restroom. It's right after the rule which states you must take the farthest urinal away from a man who is already at the urinal.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe you heard him wrong. Maybe he said give him a cummy poke.

Ewww, sorry about that.
That's the second spooge joke you've had to apologize for.

[Trainwreck2100]

If you get stopped by a panda say you were busy panning a pikey piss artist's head on a conta the fact that he besmirched your mommy. Fuckin pikeys

[mrsmaalox]

In Amsterdam, met some of my dearest buds, to this date :smokin

And jolly ole' England, actually partied with some royal rapscillions :toast

Tally ho :lol

Keyword "buds" right? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I usually don't go for those. But in both cases they were the only things that rhymed.

[ShoogarBear]

Indeed.

A man learns early in his life that you are not to talk to other men in the restroom. It's right after the rule which states you must take the farthest urinal away from a man who is already at the urinal.Did you ever see the old Saturday Night Live routine about the guys singing in the bathroom? I'll have to see if I can youtube it.

[Trainwreck2100]

When you go to the pub ask for the most ping pong tiddly wink in the english sub

[mrsmaalox]

I usually don't go for those. But in both cases they were the only things that rhymed.
The first one just about killed me.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Did you ever see the old Saturday Night Live routine about the guys singing in the bathroom? I'll have to see if I can youtube it.


No, I don't think I have.

Is it as good as the "cork soaker" skit?

[CuckingFunt]

When you go to the pub ask for the most ping pong tiddly wink in the english sub
Somebody needs to spend less time watching Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and more time not getting laid.

[mrsmaalox]

When you go to the pub ask for the most ping pong tiddly wink in the english sub
Or you can just ask for a bit o' spotted dick.

[marini martini]

When you go to the pub ask for the most ping pong tiddly wink in the english sub

Do you mean pub? Or sub?

[Mister Sinister]

Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who in the hell do you think I am? I'm the God-damned Batman!

[ShoogarBear]

Did you ever see the old Saturday Night Live routine about the guys singing in the bathroom? I'll have to see if I can youtube it.Damn, that shit's from 1982! :oops

Anyway, no youtube, but here's the script. You really had to see it, though:

[FADE IN on a men’s restroom as Joe Piscopo walks in wearing a gray suit and slacks. The first three stalls from the left are all occupied. Joe looks under each door, finally stops at the last stall, steps in, and closes the door. His feet can be seen as he sits on the toilet and pulls down his pants. After a moment, he softly starts humming “Under the Boardwalk” to himself. He pauses a moment, and starts to sing the next verse softly. Another moment later, ZOOM in on his shoes he starts singing for real.]

Joe: [singing]
“Under the boardwalk,
Down by the sea, yeah,
On a blanket with my baby,
That’s where I’ll be.”

[PAN along the stalls and past the other men’s feet as they start singing the chorus with Joe. The audience roars with laughter.]

Others: “Under the boardwalk...”

Joe: “Out of the sun,”

Others: “Under the boardwalk...”

Joe: “We’ll be having some fun...”

Others: “Under the boardwalk...”

Joe: “People walking above,”

Others: “Under the boardwalk...”

Joe: “We’ll be falling in love,”

All: “Under the boardwalk... boardwalk.”

[At that moment, Tim Kazurinsky walks in and checks all the stalls. He sings off key in a tuneless voice.]

Tim: “Don’t push me, ‘cause I’m over the edge, and I’m tryin’ not to lose my head, ha-ha...”

[Tim sees all the stalls are occupied, and he turns to leave.]

Tim: [sort of singing] “It’s like a jungle sometimes, make me wonder why the people goin’ under...”

[Right when Tim leaves, Joe bursts back into song as the other guys harmonize.]

Joe: [ singing]
“Under the boardwalk,
Down by the sea, yeah,
On a blanket with my baby,”

All: “That’s where I’ll beeeee.”

[ZOOM back and FADE OUT as everyone stands up and flushes the toilet.]

[Trainwreck2100]

Do you mean pub? Or sub?

sub, fucking Brits got wierdo words for everything, an elevator is a lift, the bathroom is a loo, and a pussy is a democrat.

[Mister Sinister]

I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I am that which is, which was, and is yet to come...and you will know my name is Megatron when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

[Trainwreck2100]

I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I am that which is, which was, and is yet to come...and you will know my name is Megatron when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the neurosis that requires a $500 an hour shrink

[Trainwreck2100]

I am the flea you cannot flick

[marini martini]

sub, fucking Brits got wierdo words for everything, an elevator is a lift, the bathroom is a loo, and a pussy is a democrat.

Those British! Some Right Wing MoFo's, right there :toast

[Mister Sinister]

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the neurosis that requires a $500 an hour shrink
Batman was Beast Wars Megatron?

[marini martini]

Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who in the hell do you think I am? I'm the God-damned Batman!

Just when I thought I was gettin in the groove, then ya'll have to go all cartoon on me!

Peace out :toast

[florige]

Ahh the depths of loser-dom; my favorite place!!! :makeout



I don't know how it was or used to be, but everyone here is cool I think. EVERYBODY. I'm not sure what we have done to taint the quality of how it used to be. Maybe I need to read so old threads.

[peewee's lovechild]

See I do have a brain cell or two left, that remebered you work in a Deli :lol

And to all the buzz killz trying to blame the downward spiral of the quatro on me, mm, cf, it's not our fault Kori called out mel, for being a meanie, and she's sulking & ingnoring ST, now! IMO mel's one of the reason's I'd like to come in & for the most part, lurk :nerd

As far as p.w. goes, that dog scares the hell out of me! :cooldevil

That spawn just ain't right :nope

Woof.

If I were a dog, I'd have my forelegs on the back of your shoulders as I were busy pumping your cornhole.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just the way you like it.

[CastofCharacters]

Ladies and Gentleman,

It is with great pride that I introduce to you the the cast of the new and improved Quattro: Spring 2008!!!

jman3000: The Youngster; his sexual shenanigans result in hilarious exchanges of body fluids and baked goods

JohnnyBlaze: He's smart, he's witty, he just doesn't give a shit; or does he?

MelMart: The Matriarch; currently missing, will she ever be found?

mrsmaalox: The MILF; she's here for one thing and one thing only; who's next?

Shoogarbear: One smoove mofo; his appearances in the Quattro are fly

MariniMartini: The Loveable Drunk; can another stint in rehab be far?

Peewee'sLovechild: Pathetic horndog; will somebody have enough pity to fuck him?

RashoFan: A good woman in search of a good man; true love awaits

VivaLasEspuelas: the Dark One; will he make good on his e-threats?

Florige: The Dedicated Public Servant; his good nature is blatantly out of place in the Quattro; is he really who he says he is?

CuckingFunt: TheEnigma; boy or girl? hot or not? if he/she's as cool as he/she claims to be, what is he/she doing in this place?

ShagiaFrost: The wayward son returns

And every day will bring cameo appearances by special guests:
The ReverendMidge, Atrain, Ashbeeigh, Orion, to21, KoriEllis and others

Please join us, watch as the lameness and drama unfold!!!

[CuckingFunt]

The inconsistencies in screenname spelling and capitalization in that post are going to make Shoog's head explode.

[Mister Sinister]

I'd pay with someone else's money to see Shoog's head asplode.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd pay with someone else's money to see Shoog's head asplode.

Fucking perv.

Would you like for this to happen before or after he tears your cornhole into shreds?

[Mister Sinister]

Fucking perv.

Would you like for this to happen before or after he tears your cornhole into shreds?
Wait, I'm a perv for wanting to see somebody's head explode?

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait, I'm a perv for wanting to see somebody's head explode?

You're a gay perv.

Keep your gay desires of wanting heads to explode out of here.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know how it was or used to be, but everyone here is cool I think. EVERYBODY. I'm not sure what we have done to taint the quality of how it used to be. Maybe I need to read so old threads.

I agree with that. Well except for the reading the old threads part! I mean this is about having a little fun, no?

[mrsmaalox]

Hang on a second, is going from "Cougar" to "MILF" an upgrade?

[Mister Sinister]

You're a gay perv.

Keep your gay desires of wanting heads to explode out of here.
Ok, I'm fairly certain that the desire of wanting heads to explode isn't just a bi thing.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ok, I'm fairly certain that the desire of wanting heads to explode isn't just a bi thing.well you originally wrote "asplode" which tends to lead us to the obvious.

[Mister Sinister]

well you originally wrote "asplode" which tends to lead us to the obvious.
Meh.

[mrsmaalox]

well you originally wrote "asplode" which tends to lead us to the obvious.

DarkOne you are so wise.....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

DarkOne you are so wise........and observant.

[florige]

Ladies and Gentleman,

It is with great pride that I introduce to you the the cast of the new and improved Quattro: Spring 2008!!!

jman3000: The Youngster; his sexual shenanigans result in hilarious exchanges of body fluids and baked goods

JohnnyBlaze: He's smart, he's witty, he just doesn't give a shit; or does he?

MelMart: The Matriarch; currently missing, will she ever be found?

mrsmaalox: The MILF; she's here for one thing and one thing only; who's next?

Shoogarbear: One smoove mofo; his appearances in the Quattro are fly

MariniMartini: The Loveable Drunk; can another stint in rehab be far?

Peewee'sLovechild: Pathetic horndog; will somebody have enough pity to fuck him?

RashoFan: A good woman in search of a good man; true love awaits

VivaLasEspuelas: the Dark One; will he make good on his e-threats?

Florige: The Dedicated Public Servant; his good nature is blatantly out of place in the Quattro; is he really who he says he is?

CuckingFunt: TheEnigma; boy or girl? hot or not? if he/she's as cool as he/she claims to be, what is he/she doing in this place?

ShagiaFrost: The wayward son returns

And every day will bring cameo appearances by special guests:
The ReverendMidge, Atrain, Ashbeeigh, Orion, to21, KoriEllis and others

Please join us, watch as the lameness and drama unfold!!!






You are way off. Atrain, Orion, and to21 are more regular here than I am. I appreciate the good nature part though. :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Flo your sig is nice, but what is that on her thigh? Is it--*gasp*--cellulite? My eyes just seem to zero in on that spot every time it comes up!

[florige]

Flo your sig is nice, but what is that on her thigh? Is it--*gasp*--cellulite? My eyes just seem to zero in on that spot every time it comes up!


I'm gonna have to find another pic of her. PW thinks she is 15, you and Blizz I think said something about her leg. Hell I'm gonna find another pic... :spin

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm gonna have to find another pic of her. PW thinks she is 15, you and Blizz I think said something about her leg. Hell I'm gonna find another pic... :spin


Find a half naked pic of Laura Prepon.

[Mister Sinister]

How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us.

[Mister Sinister]

You have no chance to survive make your time.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Find a half naked pic of Laura Prepon.from about 4 years ago. she's lost her cans. what a shame

[florige]

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images_v2/002/609/530/20071012/dyn003_original_614_900_pjpeg_2609530_b28a116fc590 f2e519c7df4bce215612.jpg




Sorry dude this is the best I could find of her.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images_v2/002/609/530/20071012/dyn003_original_614_900_pjpeg_2609530_b28a116fc590 f2e519c7df4bce215612.jpg




Sorry dude this is the best I could find of her.


Ohhhhh, YESSSS!!!

I love that chick!!!

I think she posed for Maxim.
Try finding those.

And, I think she should be in your sig.
She's waaaay hotter than that 15 yr old chick you have on your sig.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think she posed for Maxim.
i think i still have that issue.

[florige]

Ohhhhh, YESSSS!!!

I love that chick!!!

I think she posed for Maxim.
Try finding those.

And, I think she should be in your sig.
She's waaaay hotter than that 15 yr old chick you have on your sig.



I thought that was a Maxim pic..

[florige]

.http://i.models.com/model_culture/industry_spotlight/mta/images/laura_prepon_tear.jpg



I think this one is from Maxim.

[The Sun]

Hope you all have a great day today!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

.http://i.models.com/model_culture/industry_spotlight/mta/images/laura_prepon_tear.jpg



I think this one is from Maxim.


Keep um comin, Flo!

[jman3000]

gay

[jman3000]

2 5 piece dollar menu chicken nuggets from wendy's.

new low.

[jman3000]

what the fuck is that cast of characters bullshit?

does nobody know that I turn 32 this summer?

[ORION]

2 5 piece dollar menu chicken nuggets from wendy's.

new low.
I hate Wendys. They have the terrible fries

[jman3000]

katy. you are a hooch.

no matter what you say to me. no matter how innocent you may appear, you will always and forever be a hooch.

[jman3000]

:lmao how did this peanut butter granola bar get in my pocket?

score.

[jman3000]

it must have went through the wash. it's ruined :depressed

fucking cargo pants.

[jman3000]

I hate Wendys. They have the terrible fries
this is true it makes it even worse that the person i was with dropped a medium order of stale ones in my fucking car.

it forced me to do something which i loath; clean out my car.

[jman3000]

sometimes those wendy's fries are just shells... like hollow shells of potato... nothing inside. like a crispy straw made from grease and oil.

[florige]

If you don't eat Wendy's fries the second you get them you might as well toss them in the garbage.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck Wendy's.

Nary a square burger will pass these lips.

[peewee's lovechild]

Flo, she still looks 16.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[CuckingFunt]

Flo, she still looks 16.
So (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz7touo-q-o)?

[florige]

Flo, she still looks 16.



A couple of people were complaining about her legs with the behind picture. I actually did like this one better intially, but I couldn't find one small enough.

[florige]

So (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz7touo-q-o)?



Bless you Funt. Wait is that too lame?

[CuckingFunt]

Bless you Funt. Wait is that too lame?
Praising the Funt is never lame.

Well... not to me, anyway.

[florige]

Praising the Funt is never lame.

Well... not to me, anyway.


Nah, just making sure since we are under the microscope it seems...

[peewee's lovechild]

So (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz7touo-q-o)?

So, you and Flo are one and the same?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

A couple of people were complaining about her legs with the behind picture. I actually did like this one better intially, but I couldn't find one small enough.is that the one jessica simpson's ex is banging?

[peewee's lovechild]

She's awiight.

I like Laura Prepon better.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fuck Wendy's.

Nary a square burger will pass these lips.hey. they don't cut corners

[peewee's lovechild]

Whataburger owns all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fast food burgers, that is.

[peewee's lovechild]

I prefer Red Robin.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or, Sam's Burger Joint.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or, The Longhorn Cafe.

[florige]

is that the one jessica simpson's ex is banging?



Nah you are thinking of Vanessa Milano.

[florige]

I prefer Red Robin.


Red Robin kicks ass. Especially their wings...

[to21]

A Red Robin burger and a pilsner of Blue Moon.

Yum!

[1369]

I would like to be in the middle of a Paige Davis and Genevieve Gorder sammich.

/Wife thinks I watch the show for the design ideas...

[peewee's lovechild]

I would like to be in the middle of a Paige Davis and Genevieve Gorder sammich.

/Wife thinks I watch the show for the design ideas...

I recently got back to watching that show because Paige Davis is back. She Genevieve, and that red head chick are the only reason I watch it.

One of the carpenter chicks is hot too.
I don't remember her name either.

[peewee's lovechild]

A Red Robin burger and a pilsner of Blue Moon.

Yum!

Fuck yea.

The blue cheese burger and a nice ale to go with it.

Fuck, I just might go there today.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, I still maintain that Flo is a pedo perv.

[peewee's lovechild]

Next thing he'll be doing is posting pics of Hanna Montana in a bikini.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

A Red Robin burger and a pilsner of Blue Moon.

Yum!:lol:lol:lol you drink fruit flavored beer. what a gay

[midgetonadonkey]

Next thing he'll be doing is posting pics of Hanna Montana in a bikini.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_Wdg4HXjbaYY/R55HAFz4hvI/AAAAAAAAKDo/YMnjE0p-hk0/s400/miley+cyrus+whore1.jpg

http://bp1.blogger.com/_Wdg4HXjbaYY/R55HAVz4hwI/AAAAAAAAKDw/lRb9OaFbRho/s400/miley+cyrus+whore2.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_Wdg4HXjbaYY/R55HAFz4hvI/AAAAAAAAKDo/YMnjE0p-hk0/s400/miley+cyrus+whore1.jpg

http://bp1.blogger.com/_Wdg4HXjbaYY/R55HAVz4hwI/AAAAAAAAKDw/lRb9OaFbRho/s400/miley+cyrus+whore2.jpgoh no. is that her?

[to21]

:lol:lol:lol you drink fruit flavored beer. what a gayYo mamma!

Yeah the dead one.

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge is my hero.

[johnsmith]

:lol:lol:lol you drink fruit flavored beer. what a gay


Blue moon is a wheat beer.

[peewee's lovechild]

Viva is a beer coniseour.

Did I spell that shit right?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Blue moon is a wheat beer.isn't it made with orange?

[to21]

Blue moon is a wheat beer.He probably saw a orange wedge in it and thought it was fruity.

People who drink Mike's Hard Lemonade know their fruity when they see it.

[florige]

Next thing he'll be doing is posting pics of Hanna Montana in a bikini.


She looks way older than that Hayden Pen girl. Now she looks like she can pass for a 9th grader for real. I thought I was looking at child porn when she did that photo shoot.

[johnsmith]

Viva is a beer coniseour.

Did I spell that shit right?


I suppose there is a hint of orange in it. But it's a damn good beer and doesn't deserve to be mocked.


Plus it was invented at Coors field.

[1369]

Blue moon is a wheat beer.

Wheat beers are customarily served with a slice of lemon (Or in Blue Moon's case, an orange).

[midgetonadonkey]

According to a fat mexican I know all beers are made with wheat.

[johnsmith]

Wheat beers are customarily served with a slice of lemon (Or in Blue Moon's case, an orange).


Easy Street Wheat from O'Dell's brewing company in Ft. Collins, Co. There is no better wheat beer.

[peewee's lovechild]

She looks way older than that Hayden Pen girl. Now she looks like she can pass for a 9th grader for real. I thought I was looking at child porn when she did that photo shoot.

You must've been loving that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Budweiser is made with wheat.

[johnsmith]

Budweiser is made with wheat.


I like budweiser select.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i just checked their site and only one of their beers isn't made with fruit. beer shouldn't contain fruit. i guess you're not dennis leary fans. i want beer flavored beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

Budweiser is made with wheat.

http://www.wheat-free.org/is-budweiser-beer-wheat-free.html

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I suppose there is a hint of orange in it. But it's a damn good beer and doesn't deserve to be mocked.


Plus it was invented at Coors field.it ain't being mocked i'm calling it for what it is. and being from coors isn't stating much.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.wheat-free.org/is-budweiser-beer-wheat-free.html

They have wheat on their label.

That's misleading.

[midgetonadonkey]

They have wheat on their label.

That's misleading.

Shiner Bock has a ram on it's label. Does that mean it's made from ram?

[CuckingFunt]

Shiner Bock has a ram on it's label. Does that mean it's made from ram?
That's the secret ingredient.

[CuckingFunt]

It's chock full of rammy goodness.

[to21]

Easy Street Wheat from O'Dell's brewing company in Ft. Collins, Co. There is no better wheat beer.We went up there last year on our Estes Park trip.

That shit was delicious. Had the Imperal Stout also, that thing could have passed for Malt liquor with it's alcohol content.

[1369]

They have wheat on their label.

That's misleading.

Rice, water, hops, barley malt and yeast. (http://www.anheuser-busch.com/PDF/Budweiser.pdf)

[ShoogarBear]

Reading peewee and Shagia talking about my exploding head, I somehow feel violated.

[Mister Sinister]

Reading peewee and Shagia talking about my exploding head, I somehow feel violated.
You really shouldn't. I talk about people's heads exploding on a daily basis.

[midgetonadonkey]

You really shouldn't. I talk about people's heads exploding on a daily basis.

I bet you do Liberace.

[Mister Sinister]

I bet you do Liberace.
You know, that really doesn't work nearly as well as it would had I been dumb enough to say "people's exploding heads".

[ashbeeigh]

I want to be as rich as Dr. Drew. Celebrity Rehab, Loveline, a show on Discovery Health...

[mrsmaalox]

I want to be as rich as Dr. Drew. Celebrity Rehab, Loveline, a show on Discovery Health...

Yuck. I don't know if they could pay me enough to hang around those "celebrities". But I would hang around Adam Carolla for free!

[ashbeeigh]

Yuck. I don't know if they could pay me enough to hang around those "celebrities". But I would hang around Adam Carolla for free!

:lol Adam Carolla circa 1995 maybe. I don't know about now.

I'm sure those "celebs" were paid gobs of money to do that show. I would of had to have been paid a shitload to do that show. Going through that in private, let alone in private, would be enough for me.

[CuckingFunt]

Adam Carolla?

Really??

[marini martini]

:lol Going through that in private, let alone in private, would be enough for me.




Sheesh :lol

Rehab's for quitters!

[mrsmaalox]

Adam Carolla?

Really??

Yea I think he's kinda funny and might be interesting.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shiner Bock has a ram on it's label. Does that mean it's made from ram?

I think they add ram piss to accentuate the flavor.

[peewee's lovechild]

You know, that really doesn't work nearly as well as it would had I been dumb enough to say "people's exploding heads".

Symantics.

It's gay either way.

[Mister Sinister]

Yea I think he's kinda funny and might be interesting.
Personally, I'd rather hang around Clive Owen.

[RashoFan]

I have made my mark in the Quattro today...PeeWee would u clean that up for me, I have to go to work now. Thanks my widdle bitch.hehehhehehe.

[Mister Sinister]

Symantics.

It's gay either way.
1. It's "semantics."

2. No, it isn't. My thing for Clive Owen, now THAT, is gay. Wanting to see people's heads explode means I just watched too many cartoons as a kid....and still do now.

[peewee's lovechild]

1. It's "semantics."

2. No, it isn't. My thing for Clive Owen, now THAT, is gay. Wanting to see people's heads explode means I just watched too many cartoons as a kid....and still do now.

Semantics, I fucked that up.

Yes, it's gay.

I bet you have a collection of "heads" that explode.

You probably have a poster of an exploding head thumbtacked to the back of your bedroom door.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want the peewee.

Fixed and cleaned.

[Mister Sinister]

Semantics, I fucked that up.

Yes, it's gay.

I bet you have a collection of "heads" that explode.

You probably have a poster of an exploding head thumbtacked to the back of your bedroom door.
Cuh-lose. I have a Queen poster thumbtacked to the back of my door.

[peewee's lovechild]

Cuh-lose. I have a Queen poster thumbtacked to the back of my door.

Figures.

[Mister Sinister]

Figures.
Meh.

[mrsmaalox]

Personally, I'd rather hang around Clive Owen.

To each his own. I kinda think my chances are a little better with a guy like Adam than Clive!!! And funny trumps sexy every time.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

my pussyfart is back!

[mrsmaalox]

my pussyfart is back!

How wonderful for you

[to21]

my pussyfart is back!It came back? Had it been a long time since your lover hit it from behind?

[Mister Sinister]

To each his own. I kinda think my chances are a little better with a guy like Adam than Clive!!! And funny trumps sexy every time.
Meh. I've had a thing for Clive Owen since I saw Sin City. He played the role of Dwight McCarthy perfectly.

....

God, DAMN, I'm a nerd.

[to21]

:wtf
maalox is sending pics to flo and won't share with any one else in here?

[RashoFan]

:wtf
maalox is sending pics to flo and won't share with any one else in here?
Well shit you haven't sent any pics to me...
You share... I share...how about that???

[mrsmaalox]

Well shit you haven't sent any pics to me...
You share... I share...how about that???

Yea really. Why do the men around here think that only the women should send pics? That ain't right.

[RashoFan]

yeah! come on...gif us some love

[Mister Sinister]

Yea really. Why do the men around here think that only the women should send pics? That ain't right.
Well, I don't, because pictures of me have been known to cause blindness and/or suicide.

[RashoFan]

Well, I don't, because pictures of me have been known to cause blindness and/or suicide.
http://www.dane.ru/uploads/catalog/img_items/bronzeself-tanner.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

http://www.dane.ru/uploads/catalog/img_items/bronzeself-tanner.jpg
I mean it. Pictures of me are the 2nd leading cause of human blindness in the world today. I'm that ugly.

[mrsmaalox]

Aw come on...certainly you can't be as bad as say...Midge!! :lol

[Mister Sinister]

Aw come on...certainly you can't be as bad as say...Midge!! :lol
I'm probably worse. I am teh fugly.

[RashoFan]

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RashoFan, Melmart1
Nice to see you around...you have been missed.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
RashoFan, Melmart1
Nice to see you around...you have been missed.she has?

[RashoFan]

she has?
If you don't miss her...then good for you....you may have seen her around here lately. I haven't and I have missed her and her pwndage of moi and the other Quattro peeps.

[mrsmaalox]

If you don't miss her...then good for you....you may have seen her around here lately. I haven't and I have missed her and her pwndage of moi and the other Quattro peeps.

I haven't seen her myself, but I have heard she may be around. I dunno, it kinda scares me

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I haven't seen her myself, but I have heard she may be around. I dunno, it kinda scares mekori set that ass straight

[marini martini]

kori set that ass straight

:lmao

Shit! If yo ass han't been set straight by Kori, just re register, & start ovah!
I believe :toast

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I gotta admit, the amount of people who jumped on the bandwagon when Kori sniped at Melmart should be encouraging to Mel.

All those people were too pussy to say anything themselves and when Kori just spoke like she saw (like she always does), everybody came up to kick Mel when she was down rather than handle it on their own.

Kori's got bigger balls than the lot of you.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

.........back at the ranch

[Mister Sinister]

I can't seem to face up to the facts.
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax.
I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire.
Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

same as it ever was

[Mister Sinister]

Hooray, someone saw what I did there.

[mrsmaalox]

Kori's got bigger balls than the lot of you.

No argument there!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hooray, someone saw what I did there.my God. what have i done!!!!!!!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

http://tinyurl.com/29qpf6

bounctacular

[Mister Sinister]

my God. what have i done!!!!!!!!!
This is not my beautiful house...this is not my beautiful wife!

[Mister Sinister]

http://tinyurl.com/29qpf6

bounctacular
http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/moar.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Hooray, someone saw what I did there.

Hey I was gonna say that!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://tinyurl.com/29qpf6

bounctacularah yes. shay laren. she's a work of art. how can men be gay with this in the background? i just don't understand.

[marini martini]

I gotta admit, the amount of people who jumped on the bandwagon when Kori sniped at Melmart should be encouraging to Mel.

All those people were too pussy to say anything themselves and when Kori just spoke like she saw (like she always does), everybody came up to kick Mel when she was down rather than handle it on their own.

Kori's got bigger balls than the lot of you.

Why do you generalize, so?????????

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, sanappu! There's going to be a Venom movie!

[mrsmaalox]

Why do you generalize, so?????????

I don't know what he's talking about. I'm not aware of too many people who haven't had some semblence of a smackdown with Mel. That's her thing. And if by "bandwagoners" he means people who laugh when someone gets owned, then he's referring to at least 98% of people here---including himself and Mel.

[marini martini]

I don't know what he's talking about. I'm not aware of too many people who haven't had some semblence of a smackdown with Mel. That's her thing. And if by "bandwagoners" he means people who laugh when someone gets owned, then he's referring to at least 98% of people here---including himself.

Well I'm obviously not in that 2% :lol

[Mister Sinister]

Way way back when I was just a little bitty boy, livin' in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop...you know the place. Well, anyway, back then, life was goin' swell and everything was juuuuuust PEACHY! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me up a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut.

[mrsmaalox]

Well I'm obviously not in that 2% :lol
Well i was trying to be a bit more specific and not generalize too much!!!:lol

[marini martini]

Well i was trying to be a bit more specific and not generalize too much!!!:lol

Me either. I think she'll come back as Zena and kick the MCP (male chauvinist pig's) asses here on the quatro :toast

[Mister Sinister]

http://www.download.com/3001-7239_4-10125329.html?spi=e6e57be08f83375ab646c65cd2707f91&idl=n Holy shit, there is a God, and He does love me!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/moar.jpghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I55XdCgLdto&feature=related

must go to sleep now.

[Mister Sinister]

Me either. I think she'll come back as Zena and kick the MCP (male chauvinist pig's) asses here on the quatro :toast
When I saw MCP, I immediately thought Tron. Is that sad?

[marini martini]

When I saw MCP, I immediately thought Tron. Is that sad?


Naw it's not sad.

And good night Viva, I am not far behind :toast

[Mister Sinister]

Naw it's not sad.

And good night Viva, I am not far behind :toast
Yeah, same here. Shagia has work at noon...but tomorrow is payday! Whee!

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Uh, shucks, this here Quattro thread sure is confusin!?

[ashbeeigh]

Where's the sun?