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H.A.L.
02-01-2008, 10:52 AM
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The previous post of this thread can be found in "Free Quattro Razor (13)" (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=84668).

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 10:52 AM
Yea but today you stink...like her festering STDs


those stds smelled like cotton candy.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 10:55 AM
those stds smelled like cotton candy.

Good thing you enjoyed it, your nose (and hopefully other parts) will be falling off soon.

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-01-2008, 10:56 AM
Wowza, a split.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 10:56 AM
Good thing you enjoyed it, your nose (and hopefully other parts) will be falling off soon.


hopefully other parts?

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 10:57 AM
hopefully other parts?

Yes

samikeyp
02-01-2008, 11:00 AM
those stds smelled like cotton candy.

That's what you get for bumping fuzzys at the Rodeo carnival.

Silver21_Black20
02-01-2008, 11:00 AM
1Billups1 Last Activity: 12-29-2007 07:25 PM
Believe. Offline

I Miss You! :depressed

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 11:00 AM
Man its pretty sad that I spent around 120 bucks last night and only 20 of it was to a stripper. Damn strip club drink prices.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 11:02 AM
Man its pretty sad that I spent around 120 bucks last night and only 20 of it was to a stripper. Damn strip club drink prices.

Yes they say a fool and his money are easily parted

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 11:03 AM
That's what you get for bumping fuzzys at the Rodeo carnival.


I'm craving some funnel cake

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 11:04 AM
I just got an email at work that they are doing a Mardi Gras celebration next tue. I wonder if I will get some flashes if I bring beads?

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 11:06 AM
I just got an email at work that they are doing a Mardi Gras celebration next tue. I wonder if I will get some flashes if I bring beads?

No the only way you'll get flashes is if you're flashing some cash.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 11:08 AM
No the only way you'll get flashes is if you're flashing some cash.


ill make sure and hit up the atm then.

florige
02-01-2008, 11:08 AM
I'm craving some funnel cake



Thats a no-no homie... :spin

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 11:09 AM
Reverend, what do you think about funts proposal to getting Silblack, Melmart, and Funt to do 3 girls 1 cup?

florige
02-01-2008, 11:10 AM
Reverend, what do you think about funts proposal to getting Silblack, Melmart, and Funt to do 3 girls 1 cup?



Funts proposal? I am the creator of that one...

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 11:12 AM
Thats a no-no homie... :spin

It's okay, he only gets "funnel cake" from Tpark.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 11:12 AM
Funts proposal? I am the creator of that one...


Well you were the creator of just the 3 way. I took it a step further by adding the cup.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 11:13 AM
It's okay, he only gets "funnel cake" from Tpark.


uhhh yeah okay :rolleyes

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 11:13 AM
Well you were the creator of just the 3 way. I took it a step further by adding the cup.

Yes you are definitely a creative genius.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 11:15 AM
Helloooo Marini!! Anything going on you may want to share? ;)

florige
02-01-2008, 11:18 AM
Well you were the creator of just the 3 way. I took it a step further by adding the cup.




I am still trying to convince MM to join in and make it into a four way.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 11:26 AM
I am still trying to convince MM to join in and make it into a four way.


Maybe she can bring her plastic dildo

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 11:30 AM
That would make it a 5-way moron. But as I said yesterday, I don't mix media.

Silver21_Black20
02-01-2008, 11:33 AM
I am still trying to convince MM to join in and make it into a four way.

:vomit:

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 11:39 AM
That would make it a 5-way moron. But as I said yesterday, I don't mix media.

Ooops it just occurred to me MM may refer to Marini. Yall can ask her. Oh and if my plastic penis isn't busy, he can probably still show up.

Wilson
02-01-2008, 11:59 AM
.

marini martini
02-01-2008, 12:00 PM
Ooops it just occurred to me MM may refer to Marini. Yall can ask her. Oh and if my plastic penis isn't busy, he can probably still show up.

Why are you trying to get on my last good nerve? :nope

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 12:22 PM
Why are you trying to get on my last good nerve? :nope

I'm not really. I just get confused because we have the same initials! Maybe I should change my name? :)

florige
02-01-2008, 12:29 PM
I'm not really. I just get confused because we have the same initials! Maybe I should change my name? :)


I was talking about you. I do keep forgetting that you have the same intials.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 02:26 PM
:vomit:
I second that.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 02:27 PM
And what's with maalox jumping all over ATRAIN this morning?

florige
02-01-2008, 02:29 PM
And what's with maalox jumping all over ATRAIN this morning?



:married:

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 02:42 PM
And what's with maalox jumping all over ATRAIN this morning?


She was working at the Rose last night and I turned her down when she asked me if I wanted a lapdance.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 02:47 PM
1Billups1 Last Activity: 12-29-2007 07:25 PM
Believe. Offline

I Miss You! :depressed


He last logged in when my baby was born.

I wonder if he was at the hospital.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 02:50 PM
He last logged in when my baby was born.

I wonder if he was at the hospital.
Maybe he died that day.

:wow Maybe your baby is the reincarnated soul of 1Billups1!!

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 02:52 PM
My baby is way cooler than 1Billups1.

to21
02-01-2008, 02:58 PM
Maalox is itching to break out the "Quattro Elite" troll.

Silver21_Black20
02-01-2008, 03:00 PM
He last logged in when my baby was born.

I wonder if he was at the hospital.

We get it, you have a baby. Geez ... get over it!

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:04 PM
We get it, you have a baby. Geez ... get over it!

My baby rocks!!!!!!

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:05 PM
My baby will save the world.

Like Bill and Ted.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:06 PM
My baby will be the President of The United States in the future.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:06 PM
My baby will own Spurs Talk.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:07 PM
My baby will be the first female on the Spurs roster.

jman3000
02-01-2008, 03:07 PM
your baby will be prego by 16.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:07 PM
My baby will coach the Spurs to 10 consecutive Finals Championships.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 03:08 PM
My baby will be the first female on the Spurs roster.they employ fluffers?

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:08 PM
your baby will be prego by 16.

I will kill the shit out of her if she does that.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:08 PM
they employ fluffers?

Your dream job?

florige
02-01-2008, 03:11 PM
We get it, you have a baby. Geez ... get over it!


Peewee has a baby? :wtf

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:12 PM
Peewee has a baby? :wtf

My sperm is powerful.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:12 PM
I can impregnate a woman by looking at her.

jman3000
02-01-2008, 03:12 PM
i had to read a book to a 2 year old yesterday. i kept on getting mad him because he couldnt find the stuff in the "i spy" book.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:12 PM
That's why the Mexican population has grown so much recently.

jman3000
02-01-2008, 03:13 PM
My sperm is powerful.
so are your small, pudgy hands.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 03:13 PM
I can impregnate a woman by looking at her.


That's obviously the only way it can happen.

florige
02-01-2008, 03:13 PM
Time to get out my Giants Starter jacket!!!

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:13 PM
i had to read a book to a 2 year old yesterday. i kept on getting mad him because he couldnt find the stuff in the "i spy" book.

Did you slap him when he didn't get things right?

That's the only way they learn.

jman3000
02-01-2008, 03:13 PM
like that short dude with the axe in lord of the rings.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:14 PM
I fell down and busted my ass today.

I'm thrilled that no one was around to see.

Silver21_Black20
02-01-2008, 03:14 PM
Peewee has a baby? :wtf

Dude, do you read SpursTalk or do you just stare at the screen?

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:15 PM
so are your small, pudgy hands.

There's nothing small about my hands.

They are thick, though.

They came in pretty handy when I was boxing.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:15 PM
so are your small, pudgy hands.

That's obviously the only way it can happen.
Kudos to you both.

florige
02-01-2008, 03:15 PM
Dude, do you read SpursTalk or do you just stare at the screen?


I was being funny SB20..

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:16 PM
That's obviously the only way it can happen.

That's all I need to start the Mexican Revolution.

florige
02-01-2008, 03:16 PM
There's nothing small about my hands.

They are thick, though.

They came in pretty handy when I was boxing.


HOw about you and A in a match once your back gets back to 100%

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:17 PM
like that short dude with the axe in lord of the rings.

That's actually what my penis looks like.

And, just as hairy.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 03:17 PM
I can impregnate a woman by looking at her.i guess that's why your nickname is Fuckface.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:18 PM
I fell down and busted my ass today.

I'm thrilled that no one was around to see.

That's the second ass bruise in a week.

You obviously love a bruised ass.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:18 PM
I was being funny SB20..

It didn't work, flo.
It didn't work.

jman3000
02-01-2008, 03:19 PM
Did you slap him when he didn't get things right?

That's the only way they learn.

i actually just tickled his outy. but one of the pages i couldnt find the damned frog. i felt his pain.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:19 PM
HOw about you and A in a match once your back gets back to 100%

Not a problem.

Silver21_Black20
02-01-2008, 03:19 PM
I was being funny SB20..

Uh ... so was I. :nerd

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:19 PM
i guess that's why your nickname is Fuckface.

Yea, that's probably it.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:20 PM
i actually just tickled his outy. but one of the pages i couldnt find the damned frog. i felt his pain.

Your probably color blind.

When you say "tickled his outy", do you mean that you jacked him off?

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:21 PM
That's the second ass bruise in a week.

You obviously love a bruised ass.
The first incident did not actually result in a bruise.

jman3000
02-01-2008, 03:21 PM
9,000 posts.

woot.

i quit.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:22 PM
The first incident did not actually result in a bruise.

Interesting.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:22 PM
Uh ... so was I. :nerd
I never noticed until just now that that little guy's eyes are moving.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:22 PM
9,000 posts.

woot.

i quit.

I got you beat by 1,586.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:23 PM
I wish nipples could talk.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:23 PM
There's nothing like a dirty talking nipple.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 03:27 PM
Not a problem.


We should bet on the fight :)!!!

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 03:28 PM
I wish nipples could talk.


LOL wtf would they say?

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:30 PM
LOL wtf would they say?
"This isn't for you, asshole. It's fucking cold outside!"

Silver21_Black20
02-01-2008, 03:33 PM
"This isn't for you, asshole. It's fucking cold outside!"

:lmao

samikeyp
02-01-2008, 03:35 PM
"This isn't for you, asshole. It's fucking cold outside!"


:lmao

Thank you. That made my day. :tu

florige
02-01-2008, 03:35 PM
We should bet on the fight :)!!!



:lol

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:40 PM
I cant decide which movie to go see tomorrow.

Part of me says I should go for Atonement, so that I will have seen all of the best picture nominees before the awards. But a big part of me just wants to see There Will be Blood again.

Condemned 2 HelLA
02-01-2008, 03:42 PM
9,000 posts.

woot.

i quit.


jman3000
These aren't the droids you're looking for

Position: Rugged Forward
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $1300
Post Count: 9,002


You lied.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:42 PM
We should bet on the fight :)!!!

At that point, I would just take the money from your purse.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:42 PM
LOL wtf would they say?

I could hear them singing "Let's get it on".

That would be sweet.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:43 PM
jman3000
These aren't the droids you're looking for

Position: Rugged Forward
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $1300
Post Count: 9,002


You lied.
a) I noticed that, too.

b) Your new signature is awesomeness.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 03:46 PM
I cant decide which movie to go see tomorrow.

Part of me says I should go for Atonement, so that I will have seen all of the best picture nominees before the awards. But a big part of me just wants to see There Will be Blood again.

Go watch Meet The Spartans.

florige
02-01-2008, 03:46 PM
I cant decide which movie to go see tomorrow.

Part of me says I should go for Atonement, so that I will have seen all of the best picture nominees before the awards. But a big part of me just wants to see There Will be Blood again.



John Rambo, or Untraceable.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 03:47 PM
I could hear them singing "Let's get it on".

That would be sweet.


or they can sing like that burger on the Wendy's commercial

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:47 PM
Go watch Meet The Spartans.
I'll pass, thanks. The commercials for that one have already stolen enough of my brain cells.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 03:49 PM
I have a feeling I'm going to like Strange Wilderness.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:50 PM
John Rambo, or Untraceable.
Untraceable doesn't appeal to me at all.

Rambo's a possibility if I'm in the right mood tomorrow, but will probably wait.

samikeyp
02-01-2008, 03:51 PM
Go watch Meet The Spartans.

Almost saw that last night for my birthday.

Went to Hooters instead.

:toast

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:51 PM
I have a feeling I'm going to like Strange Wilderness.
I love Steve Zhan, and have liked a bunch of movies that I otherwise wouldn't have just because he's so funny in them (see: Saving Silverman), but that one looks bad.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 03:52 PM
I love Steve Zhan, and have liked a bunch of movies that I otherwise wouldn't have just because he's so funny in them (see: Saving Silverman), but that one looks bad.

Yes, which is why I'll probably like it.

florige
02-01-2008, 03:52 PM
Untraceable doesn't appeal to me at all.

Rambo's a possibility if I'm in the right mood tomorrow, but will probably wait.


Do yourself a favor and don't eat if you decide on Rambo.... :vomit:

florige
02-01-2008, 03:53 PM
Almost saw that last night for my birthday.

Went to Hooters instead.

:toast


Good for you!

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:54 PM
Do yourself a favor and don't eat if you decide on Rambo.... :vomit:
I'm pretty hard to gross out with flying limbs.

ORION
02-01-2008, 03:56 PM
Remeber when Jimmy killed Hitler and saved us all

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 03:58 PM
Remeber when Jimmy killed Hitler and saved us allGod bless America.

And, God bless Jimmy McPerson.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 04:01 PM
I'm back. Lunch and shoe shopping= a perfect start to the weekend!!!

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 04:04 PM
And what's with maalox jumping all over ATRAIN this morning?

Just felt like it. :) I flipped off Peewee yesterday and it felt good so Atrain was today and tomorrow, who knows? I may even have to throw in that little fighting smilie.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 04:08 PM
Just felt like it. :) I flipped off Peewee yesterday and it felt good so Atrain was today and tomorrow, who knows? I may even have to throw in that little fighting smilie.
You really do put waaaay too much thought into this place.

florige
02-01-2008, 04:11 PM
I'm pretty hard to gross out with flying limbs.

Oh in that case ENJOY!

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 04:12 PM
You really do put waaaay too much thought into this place.

Actually it's all very spur of the moment. Tomorrow I'll see who's here and go from there.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 04:13 PM
But I do wish I knew what all the shit flying last night between Rev and Marini was about...........

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 04:14 PM
Board gossip is teh lame.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 04:17 PM
Board gossip is teh lame.

I would usually agree, but they both made it a point to make public statements. I usually only get into "behind the scenes" gossip. It's better.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 04:25 PM
ok everyone ready for the another Atrain PM whore story?

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 04:27 PM
ok everyone ready for the another Atrain PM whore story?
Since I'm bored off my ass waiting for an appraiser... sure!

samikeyp
02-01-2008, 04:29 PM
ok everyone ready for the another Atrain PM whore story?


:corn:

to21
02-01-2008, 04:31 PM
I'm back. Lunch and shoe shopping= a perfect start to the weekend!!!
Did you buy yourself some new suede pumas?

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 04:32 PM
ok everyone ready for the another Atrain PM whore story?

:rolleyes

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 04:33 PM
Did you buy yourself some new suede pumas?

NO. New Balance. And some itsy bitsy bronze colored sandals decorated with "jewels".

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 04:35 PM
Did you buy yourself some new suede pumas?
Suede Pumas are stupid.

It's all about the suede 'Roos.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6049/6627540859pyp7.jpg

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 04:37 PM
Cardioke?

:lmao

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 04:40 PM
I flipped off Peewee yesterday.

You blew me yesterday, that's what you did.

And, I didn't even enjoy it.

to21
02-01-2008, 04:41 PM
Suede Pumas are stupid.

It's all about the suede 'Roos.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6049/6627540859pyp7.jpg
ur stoooopid.

Suede Addidas > Pumas > Elvis's blue suede shoes > every other suede shoe > Roos

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 04:42 PM
"There's Woody Woodpecker, and Buzz Buzzer . . ."

"It's basuuuura!!!!"

to21
02-01-2008, 04:42 PM
You blew me yesterday, that's what you did.

And, I didn't even enjoy it.
Yeah she uses too much teeth.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 04:43 PM
ur stoooopid.

Suede Addidas > Pumas > Elvis's blue suede shoes > every other suede shoe > Roos
Fuck that. None of those other shoes have built-in change pockets.

to21
02-01-2008, 04:43 PM
"There's Woody Woodpecker, and Buzz Buzzer . . ."

"It's basuuuura!!!!"
La Bamba!

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 04:45 PM
"Donday ey-staw la zaw-pah-tereea?"

to21
02-01-2008, 04:46 PM
Fuck that. None of those other shoes have built-in change pockets.
I don't have change mamma.......dollar, dollar bills y'all.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 04:47 PM
"Donday ey-staw la zaw-pah-tereea?"
More Pulp Fiction quotes?

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 04:50 PM
Oh yeah and story 1 and story 2 are only a week apart

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 04:51 PM
ATRAIN's pimp status is nothing compared to mine, but the stories have been amusing.

florige
02-01-2008, 04:52 PM
ATRAIN's pimp status is nothing compared to mine, but the stories have been amusing.


Feel free to post your stories. I'm sure everyone would have open ears....

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 04:53 PM
Feel free to post your stories. I'm sure everyone would have open ears....
They're boring.

I was just making a funny.

:angel

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 04:54 PM
"I don't want his pork chop . . . I want his life!"

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 04:54 PM
ATRAIN's pimp status is nothing compared to mine, but the stories have been amusing.


Number 3 is pretty harsh and funny all at the same time and it occured the night Spurs beat the Pistons to win the title. Tune in monday!!

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 04:55 PM
"I may be white from the outside, but I'm brown on the inside . . . TO THE BONE!"

florige
02-01-2008, 04:55 PM
They're boring.

I was just making a funny.

:angel


yeah, yeah, yeah... :lol

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 04:56 PM
"You speak Spanish . . . so do parrots."

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 04:56 PM
"You should not have done that to my brother, Cruzito, ese!
Know what I mean jellybean?
You wanna dance?
I know a tune, it's called stick and cut."

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 04:57 PM
Best movie ever.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 04:57 PM
"give me some chon chon!!!!!!!!!"

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 04:58 PM
You blew me yesterday, that's what you did.

And, I didn't even enjoy it.

Asshole.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 04:59 PM
"give me some chon chon!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey, next time tell her to put some Clavo in it."

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:00 PM
"Celebrity Rehab" is fantastic television.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:00 PM
"for Cheap Times!!!!!!!!"
"for Cheap Times!!!!!!"

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 05:00 PM
"Hey copper, you wanna be famous? There's a deal going down . . . you'll be in the local news."

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 05:00 PM
Hey Funt or Flo can one of you guys foward Mikey Story 1

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:01 PM
"Celebrity Rehab" is fantastic television.

I don't know, it makes me embarrassed for those idiots.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 05:01 PM
"for Cheap Times!!!!!!!!"
"for Cheap Times!!!!!!"

"You ever pick any grapes?"

"Na, I aint ever pick no grapes. But, I done cut me a bunch."

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:02 PM
Hey Funt or Flo can one of you guys foward Mikey Story 1
I can't. I just cleared my inbox yesterday.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:03 PM
Hey Funt or Flo can one of you guys foward Mikey Story 1

Is it the same one I got?

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:03 PM
"You ever pick any grapes?"

"Na, I aint ever pick no grapes. But, I done cut me a bunch."that scene made me cry. :depressed

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 05:03 PM
"We'll celebrate a little Mexican holiday. El Dia de los Muertos."

"What's that, now?"

"The Day of the Dead."

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 05:04 PM
Is it the same one I got?


Yes

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 05:04 PM
that scene made me cry. :depressed

That's a fucked up scene.

I'm going to vote for Hillary Clinton just because Obama reminds me of that one scene.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 05:05 PM
"Celebrity Rehab" is fantastic television.

Isn't it?

Complete train wreck.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:05 PM
that scene made me cry. :depressed

See? I told you I knew you are the "sensitive, pony tail, man" type.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:06 PM
"i'm cutting you off like they cut my leg!!!!!!!"

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:06 PM
I don't know, it makes me embarrassed for those idiots.
There's certainly an element of that, and I'm normally very skeptical about the amount of exploitation in reality TV (even/especially the reality TV that I like), but I've liked Dr. Drew since I used to listen to "Lovelines."

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:06 PM
See? I told you I knew you are the "sensitive, pony tail, man" type.i'm not over 40 nor am I balding.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 05:07 PM
Dude, what the fuck.

Friends birthday and he wants to go out at 6:30 and the dumb son of a bitch gets a limo-bus.

This will not end pleasantly.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:08 PM
damn. i trying to think of more lines, but i haven't seen that movie in a while. back in the day, i literally watched that movie every single day for about 6 months.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:08 PM
I.

Want.

To leave.

My fucking house.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:09 PM
Dude, what the fuck.

Friends birthday and he wants to go out at 6:30 and the dumb son of a bitch gets a limo-bus.

This will not end pleasantly.the limobus is cool. unless y'all are paying. i think the time is a little early, but no need to get pissed.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:09 PM
I.

Want.

To leave.

My fucking house.what's stopping you?

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:09 PM
Dude, what the fuck.

Friends birthday and he wants to go out at 6:30 and the dumb son of a bitch gets a limo-bus.

This will not end pleasantly.
A limo-bus (in addition to being douche-tastic) at 6:30 PM means many, many, MANY hours of irresponsible drunkenness.

Someone will puke in that limo.

Someone will fuck in that limo.

And those two things will probably happen simultaneously.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 05:11 PM
damn. i trying to think of more lines, but i haven't seen that movie in a while. back in the day, i literally watched that movie every single day for about 6 months.

That movie should be re-released.

It would be the number one movie for at least half a year.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:11 PM
A limo-bus (in addition to being douche-tastic) at 6:30 PM means many, many, MANY hours of irresponsible drunkenness.

Someone will puke in that limo.

Someone will fuck in that limo.

And those to things will probably happen simultaneously.:lol:lol:lol

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 05:11 PM
the limobus is cool. unless y'all are paying. i think the time is a little early, but no need to get pissed.

Not pissed, just annoyed.

I hate being trapped in a limo with 16 other people because there is always a few assholes that want to do something else, regardless of where you're at.

peewee's lovechild
02-01-2008, 05:11 PM
I'll have to take a knife if I go see it in a theater, though.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:11 PM
There's certainly an element of that, and I'm normally very skeptical about the amount of exploitation in reality TV (even/especially the reality TV that I like), but I've liked Dr. Drew since I used to listen to "Lovlines."

I like Dr. Drew too. And Adam Carolla was a good sidekick. You guys get to hear his show on the west coast right?

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:12 PM
what's stopping you?
My building is scheduled for an appraisal between 1:00 and 4:00 PM.

The rental agreement for my apartment states that anyone entering the property for maintenance or inspection will not be held responsible for making sure pets don't get out, etc. So it's required that people with animals either have them boarded for the day, or be home when the appraiser comes.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:13 PM
i'm not over 40 nor am I balding.

What does that have to do with anything?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 05:13 PM
A limo-bus (in addition to being douche-tastic) at 6:30 PM means many, many, MANY hours of irresponsible drunkenness.

Someone will puke in that limo.

Someone will fuck in that limo.

And those to things will probably happen simultaneously.

I know, I know.

The best part is that we're going to a place 15 minutes from my house.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 05:15 PM
Might have to rock the gold chains and the Z Cavarricci zoot suit tonight.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:15 PM
So is there going to be an Atrain whore story or not?

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 05:15 PM
I.

Want.

To leave.

My fucking house.

I want to leave fucking work but my dumb ass is making up time for sleeping in this morning.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 05:16 PM
So is there going to be an Atrain whore story or not?


Story 2 was sent out like 30 mins ago.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:16 PM
I know, I know.

The best part is that we're going to a place 15 minutes from my house.
Well, that's what taxis are for.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 05:17 PM
Why was the story PMed?

Stop being a vage and post it.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:18 PM
Might have to rock the gold chains and the Z Cavarricci zoot suit tonight.
Smooth.

No... sorry... smooooove.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 05:18 PM
Well, that's what taxis are for.

I'd prefer to meet up later, have a drink or two and just drive.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:19 PM
I'd prefer to meet up later, have a drink or two and just drive.
That's what I would do.

But the taxi comes in handy if you decide to take the limo with them but want to bail when things get ugly.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 05:20 PM
Why was the story PMed?

Stop being a vage and post it.


Thats how these stories are being told. If you want to be a subscriber I can add you to the list.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:21 PM
Story 2 was sent out like 30 mins ago.

I haven't gotten one. :(

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:22 PM
What does that have to do with anything?that's what i normally associate dan fans with pony tails

samikeyp
02-01-2008, 05:23 PM
Thats how these stories are being told. If you want to be a subscriber I can add you to the list.


True.

And sometime you even get a bonus story.


All I can say is, don't try and blue ball me...that's all i'm saying.

:toast

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 05:24 PM
This is a good night to pop the cherry on my camera phone.

And probably the last time I'd use the camera on my phone.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:24 PM
I haven't gotten one. :(
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5163/funnypicturescatpwnsdogiq7.jpg

samikeyp
02-01-2008, 05:25 PM
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5163/funnypicturescatpwnsdogiq7.jpg


:lmao

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 05:25 PM
True.

And sometime you even get a bonus story.


All I can say is, don't try and blue ball me...that's all i'm saying.

:toast


The stories that are sent to me in exchange will not be shared. No worries.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:26 PM
that's what i normally associate dan fans with pony tails

I've NEVER worn a pony tail! :)

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:26 PM
This is a good night to pop the cherry on my camera phone.
Fantastic blackmail material, I'd reckon.

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 05:26 PM
True.

And sometime you even get a bonus story.


All I can say is, don't try and blue ball me...that's all i'm saying.

:toast


Did someone send you #1?

samikeyp
02-01-2008, 05:27 PM
The stories that are sent to me in exchange will not be shared. No worries.

Its cool....they can be requested though. :)

samikeyp
02-01-2008, 05:27 PM
Did someone send you #1?

No.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-01-2008, 05:28 PM
Fantastic blackmail material, I'd reckon.


Nah, only complete doucharinos do that.

Any good ones I'll post.

I think.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:29 PM
Any good ones I'll post.

I think.
:tu

ATRAIN
02-01-2008, 05:31 PM
No.


done

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:32 PM
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5163/funnypicturescatpwnsdogiq7.jpg

Ha Ha Ha. I got the story, I was just funnin'.

CuckingFunt
02-01-2008, 05:35 PM
Ha Ha Ha. I got the story, I was just funnin'.
I don't care.

I'd just been waiting for an opportunity to use that picture.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:36 PM
I've NEVER worn a pony tail! :)but you're female

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:42 PM
I don't care.

I'd just been waiting for an opportunity to use that picture.

I can see why, it's a good one.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2008, 05:46 PM
but you're female

I AM? I mean, oh yes, I am. By the way I heard a Muzak/elevator version of "Only a Fool Would Say That" in a shop today; it was a painful experience.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2008, 05:49 PM
I AM? I mean, oh yes, I am. By the way I heard a Muzak/elevator version of "Only a Fool Would Say That" in a shop today; it was a painful experience.oh my.

ashbeeigh
02-01-2008, 10:46 PM
:lmao I'm still the creator. bitches.

samikeyp
02-02-2008, 08:03 AM
and apparently the most recent thread killer. ;)

florige
02-02-2008, 10:26 AM
Man I cannot find one single Plaxico jersey here in MD. Heck I can't even seem to find a single Giants jersey... :pctoss

The Sun
02-02-2008, 10:37 AM
Good morning everyone!! No need to thank me. Enjoy!!

RashoFan
02-02-2008, 07:32 PM
My baby is way cooler than 1Billups1.
your baby gave you a tax break for 2007! :elephant

RashoFan
02-02-2008, 07:51 PM
I am doing my impersonation of Marini....
drunk posting...:toast

Condemned 2 HelLA
02-02-2008, 08:37 PM
I am doing my impersonation of Marini....
drunk posting...:toast

:nope
The last thing you want to be doing is imitating that waste of flesh.

1369
02-02-2008, 08:55 PM
I am doing my impersonation of Marini....
drunk posting...:toast

Hammered by 1900?

Lightweight.

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 07:04 AM
Hammered by 1900?

Lightweight.
Nope, more like passed out by 1900...It was a long week and I was fricking tired.
Lightweight...yep..one wine cooler and I was sleeping like a baby. :baby

The Sun
02-03-2008, 07:58 AM
Hope you all have a great Super Bowl Sunday

ShoogarBear
02-03-2008, 12:29 PM
Ass bruises?

florige
02-03-2008, 12:30 PM
Ass bruises?


Who's gonna win today????

ShoogarBear
02-03-2008, 12:31 PM
Want: Jints
Think: Pats

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-03-2008, 01:03 PM
Want: Jints
Think: Pats

What kind of NFC East fan are you?

Fuck the Giants.

ShoogarBear
02-03-2008, 02:13 PM
Beating the Cowboys = OK for rest of year

CuckingFunt
02-03-2008, 04:53 PM
Ass bruises?Two.

:depressed

manufor3
02-03-2008, 06:07 PM
whatever even happened to the actual razor?

Silver21_Black20
02-03-2008, 06:57 PM
1Billups1 Last Activity: Today 05:15 PM
Believe. Viewing Index SpursTalk.com - Forums @ 05:15 PM

Where have you been?

ShoogarBear
02-03-2008, 07:00 PM
Two.

:depressedAwwwww.

Did you post pictures in the Troll forum?

CuckingFunt
02-03-2008, 09:37 PM
Awwwww.

Did you post pictures in the Troll forum?
No. The only pictures I have of my ass are pre-bruise.

And none of them are posted in the Troll forum.

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 11:26 PM
anybody want to have a drink with me? I hate drinking alone...:depressed

CuckingFunt
02-03-2008, 11:28 PM
Um... I think even if someone were willing to "join" you, it would still count as drinking alone.

E20
02-03-2008, 11:30 PM
Can anybody tell me what scantily clad means?

CuckingFunt
02-03-2008, 11:30 PM
Can anybody tell me what scantily clad means?
Not wearin' much.

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 11:31 PM
Um... I think even if someone were willing to "join" you, it would still count as drinking alone.
edrinking=a lone drinker? damn it!

E20
02-03-2008, 11:32 PM
Thanks.

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 11:32 PM
Can anybody tell me what scantily clad means?
what Funt said...not wearing very much clothing. Lingerie comes to mind.

CuckingFunt
02-03-2008, 11:32 PM
edrinking=a lone drinker? damn it!
Yeah. I think, and this is just a hunch, that social implies the presence of other actual people.

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 11:33 PM
what Funt said...not wearing very much clothing. Lingerie comes to mind.
cue the pics of Dita....

ShoogarBear
02-03-2008, 11:34 PM
Not wearin' much. TDIWWP.

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 11:35 PM
Yeah. I think, and this is just a hunch, that social implies the presence of other actual people.
Then I shall be proud to be a non-social drinker!
Or an unsocial drinker....Nah, I like non-social better. Unsocial makes it sound like I don't have any friends.

CuckingFunt
02-03-2008, 11:36 PM
I can't believe I actually watched football tonight. I feel so unclean.

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 11:37 PM
TDIWWP.


cue the pics of Dita....

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 11:38 PM
I can't believe I actually watched football tonight. I feel so unclean.
It was that bad for you??? How so?

CuckingFunt
02-03-2008, 11:40 PM
Alright, alright...

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/686/dita07av0.jpg

CuckingFunt
02-03-2008, 11:40 PM
It was that bad for you??? How so?
Football is boooooooooooring.

E20
02-03-2008, 11:41 PM
Football is boooooooooooring.
Did you at least enjoy the upset?

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 11:41 PM
Alright, alright...

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/686/dita07av0.jpg
Thank you!

CuckingFunt
02-03-2008, 11:42 PM
Did you at least enjoy the upset?
The people I was with enjoyed it, so I was somewhat swept up in the commotion. But I honestly don't follow football enough to have even known it was an upset.

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 11:43 PM
Football is boooooooooooring.
And that is why I only watched the last 4 mins of the game.
I still can't believe that the G's beat the P's.

RashoFan
02-03-2008, 11:44 PM
Funt, have you ever watched an episode of Enterprise?