Free Quattro Razor (14)

[RashoFan]

RF, it's your duty as an American to give this man some trim when he gets back.


Mind you this is the guy I thought was my BF until I found out he had a fiance. Payback is a bitch and so am I.

[to21]

Free to Johnny and to Flo( public servants got each other backs...or fronts :lol)
You...would have to barter.

Look at you, you get another Spur and suddenly ur to good to fluff me for free anymore.

[ATRAIN]

Look at you, you get another Spur and suddenly ur to good to fluff me for free anymore.


what a cock teasing whore

[florige]

Free to Johnny and to Flo( public servants got each other backs...or fronts :lol)
You...would have to barter.


JB is the police too?

[ATRAIN]

JB is the police too?


hey flo that vid you sent me was just ok, nothing special hahahaha

[florige]

Yeah, and I hope this season there are more strength challanges.


James def should dominate those.

[RashoFan]

Look at you, you get another Spur and suddenly ur to good to fluff me for free anymore.
Anymore would indicate you have been fluffed be me before, which you have not!You have fallen in love and asked me to marry you if I had! :p:

[florige]

hey flo that vid you sent me was just ok, nothing special hahahaha


I bet you rubbed one out all over that new TV of yours. Everywhere!! :lol

[RashoFan]

JB is the police too?
Nah...I dig lachinos..:lol

[ATRAIN]

Anymore would indicate you have been fluffed be me before, which you have not!You have fallen in love and asked me to marry you if I had! :p:


You better suck the chrome off a bumper with that kind of talk!!

[ATRAIN]

I bet you rubbed one out all over that new TV of yours. Everywhere!! :lol


Nah man 42 " is a lot of ground to cover

[RashoFan]

You better suck the chrome off a bumper with that kind of talk!!
I have some good references if needed.

[florige]

Nah man 42 " is a lot of ground to cover


How did the SB look on that monster?

[ATRAIN]

How did the SB look on that monster?


LOL I wouldn't know I was at a friends party.

[mrsmaalox]

hey flo that vid you sent me was just ok, nothing special hahahaha

So any chance of videos going on the subscriber's list? I'm curious to see what you guys like.

[ATRAIN]

So any chance of videos going on the subscriber's list? I'm curious to see what you guys like.


LOL uhhmm ill think about that one

[to21]

So any chance of videos going on the subscriber's list? I'm curious to see what you guys like.
Ya looking for material to pet the kitty to?

[mrsmaalox]

Ya looking for material to pet the kitty to?

Don't need any material. Kitty gets all the petting she wants without it.

[samikeyp]

Free to Johnny and to Flo( public servants got each other backs...or fronts :lol)
You...would have to barter.


How you doin'? :eyebrows

[RashoFan]

How you doin'? :eyebrows
better now that you are here!

[florige]

So any chance of videos going on the subscriber's list? I'm curious to see what you guys like.


You're not into lesbianism, so I doubt you will like the one I sent A.... :lol

[florige]

better now that you are here!



:married: awwww...

[ATRAIN]

better now that you are here!


JB, Flo, now MIkey. Glad to see you earning your rep as the town bicycle.

[RashoFan]

JB, Flo, now MIkey. Glad to see you earning your rep as the town bicycle.
JB...because he is Lachino and hot
Flo... because he is a PoPo
Mickey... is my buddy and quite happily married! :nope

[to21]

better now that you are here!
You guys get an eRoom.

Take some pics.

[mrsmaalox]

You're not into lesbianism, so I doubt you will like the one I sent A.... :lol

Oh okay. Scratch me from that list. Doesn't anyone just like good old fashioned 1boy-1girl sex anymore?

[RashoFan]

You guys get an eRoom.

Take some pics.
you wish.
Don't you get enough from Atrain's porn pm subscriptions???
You are the horniest mother fucker next to the guy in Iraq IMing me!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A chat transcript from my best friend's girlfriend:

Stephanie: mmm we're doing 5 guys for lunch today [smile]

Sent at 11:37 AM on Tuesday

me: If I had never been to DC before and heard the raves about that place... I could take that as you cheating on Adam.

[mrsmaalox]

you wish.
Don't you get enough from Atrain's porn pm subscriptions???
You are the horniest mother fucker next to the guy in Iraq IMing me!

Rasho you can't be serious! to21 is absolutely MILD compared to Peewee!!! That is one horny mother-ucker!

[samikeyp]

JB...because he is Lachino and hot
Flo... because he is a PoPo
Mickey... is my buddy and quite happily married! :nope


True, but if I were single....my stock would rise.


And that's not all. :eyebrows

[to21]

you wish.
Don't you get enough from Atrain's porn pm subscriptions???
You are the horniest mother fucker next to the guy in Iraq IMing me!
Thank you............Capt. Obvious!

[to21]

Rasho you can't be serious! to21 is absolutely MILD compared to Peewee!!! That is one horny mother-ucker!
You tell em' eh!

[CuckingFunt]

Is it mean to lead a soldier in Iraq into believing he is going to get lucky with me when he comes back?? Mind you this is the guy I thought was my BF until I found out he had a fiance. Payback is a bitch and so am I. I wonder why I even bother talking to him except for the fact that I like being a little evil. :devilIf I had a boyfriend who also had a fiancee, we would not be in contact.

[to21]

It has been three weeks since I got some "medicine" though. Palma never gets sick or starts her cycle.

[RashoFan]

It has been three weeks since I got some "medicine" though. Palma never gets sick or starts her cycle.
oh...poor baby



NOT...try 245 days and tell me how that feels!

[RashoFan]

Rasho you can't be serious! to21 is absolutely MILD compared to Peewee!!! That is one horny mother-ucker!
Okay, I conceed to that logic.
My "ex" in Iraq #1 Horny bastard
PeeWee #2 Horny Sumbitch
to21 #3 horny guy.
All better now QuattroLand?

[ATRAIN]

Okay, I conceed to that logic.
My "ex" in Iraq #1 Horny bastard
PeeWee #2 Horny Sumbitch
to21 #3 horny guy.
All better now QuattroLand?


You forgot #4 Rashofan, club doorknob: everyone gets a turn

[TenBuckTammy]

Oh okay. Scratch me from that list. Doesn't anyone just like good old fashioned 1boy-1girl sex anymore?

In my experience, that is now the unusual rather than the norm.

[mrsmaalox]

You forgot #4 Rashofan, club doorknob: everyone gets a turn
Rasho, this guy is begging for a knee to the nuts!!!

[mrsmaalox]

In my experience, that is now the unusual rather than the norm.

So true. If i have to search near and far, to and fro, I swear on my life that I will find the ONE man on this earth who believes that sex is best when there are only 1boy and 1girl present. THIS I PROMISE!!!!!

[florige]

Oh okay. Scratch me from that list. Doesn't anyone just like good old fashioned 1boy-1girl sex anymore?



Yeah I do. That scene was just particularly hot. What you got Maalox?

[CuckingFunt]

The Quattro has become a porn exchange.

How sweet.

[ATRAIN]

So true. If i have to search near and far, to and fro, I swear on my life that I will find the ONE man on this earth who believes that sex is best when there are only 1boy and 1girl present. THIS I PROMISE!!!!!


Yeah i think 2 girls 1 cup ruined plain sex for me now. If its not dirty, im not interested.

[ATRAIN]

The Quattro has become a porn exchange.

How sweet.


LOL I think it mainly stated when Flo got a hold of Red tube and youporn. I think he has been hooked.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL I think it mainly stated when Flo got a hold of Red tube and youporn. I think he has been hooked.I think you're right.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah I do. That scene was just particularly hot. What you got Maalox?

No groups, no girl on girl,no boy on boy, no girl/boy on anything not human. I guess it's more erotica than porn.

[florige]

LOL I think it mainly stated when Flo got a hold of Red tube and youporn. I think he has been hooked.


I was trying to go on to RT yesterday and somebody hacked into it and shut it down.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I was trying to go on to RT yesterday and somebody hacked into it and shut it down.

Translation:
I single-handedly crashed the server.

[CuckingFunt]

Anyone want to go put my laundry in the dryer for me? I don't feel like dealing with it.

[florige]

I think you're right.


I sent you and A some material on the first day. A claimed the one I sent him was just ok. But I know he rubbed one or two out off of that one.

[ATRAIN]

Translation:
I single-handedly crashed the server.


LMAO, thats prob right on.

[florige]

Man it's still down! Somebody really F'ed that up for everybody.

[ATRAIN]

I sent you and A some material on the first day. A claimed the one I sent him was just ok. But I know he rubbed one or two out off of that one.


Nah it was just ok.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Man it's still down! Somebody really F'ed that up for everybody.

Damn that "somebody" anyhow!!!!!

[florige]

Nah it was just ok.


Dude you will have to one day show me one of your porn favorites.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn that "somebody" anyhow!!!!!

:lmao

[florige]

Damn that "somebody" anyhow!!!!!



Unless I'm a turkish superhacker I had nothing to do with that one. Sorry to disapoint everyone.

[CuckingFunt]

My sandwich is fucking delicious.




And... how do we know that florige isn't a Turkish superhacker? I mean, really know??

[mrsmaalox]

My sandwich is fucking delicious.




And... how do we know that florige isn't a Turkish superhacker? I mean, really know??

Living under cover as a Baltimore cop?! Fucking brilliant!!

And..I just ate an apple that I think is probably related to the one Eve ate; it was almost orgasmic!!!!

[florige]

My sandwich is fucking delicious.




And... how do we know that florige isn't a Turkish superhacker? I mean, really know??


If I knew that much to hack onto a website like that and crash the whole freakin thing, I wouldn't be walking the street for the BPD for crap pay I can tell you that.

[florige]

My sandwich is fucking delicious.




And... how do we know that florige isn't a Turkish superhacker? I mean, really know??


By the way what kind of sandwich?

[CuckingFunt]

By the way what kind of sandwich?Smoked turkey breast, honey ham, and smoked gouda on pumpernickel.

[florige]

Smoked turkey breast, honey ham, and smoked gouda on pumpernickel.


Sounds good. Except I'm not sure what gouda is. Some kind of cheese right..

[CuckingFunt]

Sounds good. Except I'm not sure what gouda is. Some kind of cheese right..Yes. Yummy cheese.

[Bro'Man]

Smoked turkey breast, honey ham, and smoked gouda on pumpernickel.

You gots any more them sammiches?

[CuckingFunt]

You gots any more them sammiches?I didn't have sammiches, I had sammich. And I ate it already.

[RashoFan]

Translation:
I single-handedly crashed the server.
:lmao

[RashoFan]

mmmm Sammiches mmmm :hungry

[CuckingFunt]

I always hate the first test/quiz in a class.

[E20]

This is pretty funny, yet I feel guilty knowing that I am laughing at something ridiculing Rocky.
0JGSKjvpfBY

[mrsmaalox]

This is pretty funny, yet I feel guilty knowing that I am laughing at something ridiculing Rocky.

Yes it is very funny! And I have never seen a Rocky film, so I am totally 100% guilt-free!

[E20]

Yes it is very funny! And I have never seen a Rocky film, so I am totally 100% guilt-free!
Notice how I killed the thread with my one post.

[Fillmoe]

you kill a thread every time you post

[E20]

you kill a thread every time you post
That was a stereotypical response and I was 110% sure that was gonna be posted in the next post. I was hoping something fresh or creative, but I didn't wanna keep my hopes up.

[RashoFan]

I am tried of not being respected as Star, no one tells me "Good Morning", "Have a wonderful day". Even when I take some time off to sleep in or do celestial things, I hear complaining that I am not there to shed warmth and light on your miserable little lives. You humans just........SUCK! :madrun



oh yeah...

Have a beautiful day!

[mrsmaalox]

Good morning Sun :rolleyes

[jman3000]

my shoulder hurts.

bitch.

[to21]

Kiss my ass Sun!

[to21]

U sun of bitch!

[CuckingFunt]

my shoulder hurts.

bitch.Pussy.

[jman3000]

Pussy.
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9052/0203080301cd9.jpg


top of my shoulder.

[CuckingFunt]

top of my shoulder.

:lmao

[jman3000]

it looks a lot darker in person.

[The Sun]

Good Afternoon peeps! Sorry but I was spread a little thin today.

[florige]

Man Funt you smashed that sandwich yesterday and you were down for the count... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Man Funt you smashed that sandwich yesterday and you were down for the count... :lolI'm not quite that bad, flo. I had to take off and run some errands.

[mrsmaalox]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9052/0203080301cd9.jpg


top of my shoulder.

Kinda looks like a vacuum hose to me..........

[ATRAIN]

Kinda looks like a vacuum hose to me..........


The outline kind of looks like a heart.

[mrsmaalox]

Flo you really f'd up Redtube...almost crashed my comp last night!

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9052/0203080301cd9.jpg


top of my shoulder.





Ringworm?

[mrsmaalox]

Ringworm?

that is probably the best guess.

[visitor]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9052/0203080301cd9.jpg


top of my shoulder.

looks like the mark of the devil :cooldevil

Good luck!

[ORION]

Ringworm?
I think Squid got a hold of him

[to21]

AIDS

[florige]

Flo you really f'd up Redtube...almost crashed my comp last night!


It's up and operational now.... :spin :spin

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Squid got a hold of him

Squid would've left that mark on one of his ass cheeks just as he exited the anus.

So, I don't think Squid did it.

I'm staying with ringworm.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's up and operational now....

And, by that you mean exactly what?

[samikeyp]

And, by that you mean exactly what?

He means its spooge-erific.

[MannyIsGod]

I hear katy and pee wee are fucking

[peewee's lovechild]

I hear katy and pee wee are fucking

She's a Hell Cat in the sack.

She gave me bruises.

[samikeyp]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9052/0203080301cd9.jpg


top of my shoulder.


Shit dude...next time pay the extra money for the clean whore!

[peewee's lovechild]

Shit dude...next time pay the extra money for the clean whore!

Was he rubbing his shoulder on her cunt?

That must've been one dirty whore.
I'd like to meet her one day.

[Fillmoe]

lol, that looks like a heart..... with a tumor on the left hand side of it

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear katy and pee wee are fucking


He loves those fiesty mexican chicks.

[peewee's lovechild]

He loves those fiesty mexican chicks.

Fuck, I'll take any Mexican chick.

[peewee's lovechild]

If Midge had tits, I'd be all over him.

Wait a minute . . .

[CuckingFunt]

I think Squid got a hold of himSquid leaves marks that are smaller and more plentiful.

Or, so I've heard.

[samikeyp]

Was he rubbing his shoulder on her cunt?

That must've been one dirty whore.
I'd like to meet her one day.

I'm sure she can be bought...or at least rented.

[CuckingFunt]

Too.

Much.

Reading.

[ShoogarBear]

And I don't even know you.

[ShoogarBear]

YTrO3139RZw

[CuckingFunt]

With all the crap they show on cable these days, why does no one rerun the old school episodes of "Soul Train"? That would be must watch.

[florige]

With all the crap they show on cable these days, why does no one rerun the old school episodes of "Soul Train"? That would be must watch.


I know here in MD EVERY Sat night they show an old episode from the 70's every week now. I don't know when I have seen a modern version of Soooooooul Train. On regular TV at that.

[florige]

What up Mel? Just brousing??

[RashoFan]

AIDS
not really..Kaposi's sarcoma is reddish or blueish/purple spots found on or under skin or on mucous membranes...
http://hab.hrsa.gov/tools/palliative/images/P9-10.gif
http://history.nih.gov/NIHInOwnWords/assets/images/back_lg.jpg

[RashoFan]

He loves those fiesty mexican chicks.
Katy is not mexican...she if Phillipina....and she is a bad ass girl!

[visitor]

Katy is not mexican...she is Phillipina....and she is a bad ass girl!

Don't worry I won't! I'm a skinny little white dude :smokin

[marini martini]

not really..Kaposi's sarcoma is reddish or blueish/purple spots found on or under skin or on mucous membranes...
http://hab.hrsa.gov/tools/palliative/images/P9-10.gif
http://history.nih.gov/NIHInOwnWords/assets/images/back_lg.jpg

Are these those nasty "old age spots"???????????

[RashoFan]

Mr. Sun has been a late riser for the last couple of days...
Stop partying like a Rock "STAR" and do your job.

[mrsmaalox]

Mr. Sun has been a late riser for the last couple of days...
Stop partying like a Rock "STAR" and do your job.

He was a Rock Star, party hard, getting over you, Comeback Kid!!!

[jman3000]

nobody could tell that those were bite marks?

:lol

[samikeyp]

nobody could tell that those were bite marks?

:lol


Using leeches again?

[mrsmaalox]

jman---how tall are you?

[ATRAIN]

Using leeches again?


5 bucks says Jman gave that to himself

[jman3000]

no.

6'3

i can show you the pictures of her shoulder :lol

[CuckingFunt]

nobody could tell that those were bite marks?

:lol
I could tell they were bite marks.

Maybe none of the people in this thread have been bitten in a while.

[mrsmaalox]

no.

6'3

i can show you the pictures of her shoulder :lol

How tall were you when you were 13?

[CuckingFunt]

How tall were you when you were 13?
Perv.

[ATRAIN]

I could tell they were bite marks.

Maybe none of the people in this thread have been bitten in a while.


I dated a biter for a while..........its like she knew where she bit me every time because she would usually nail it in the same exact spot every single time over and over. I think she even "made me bleed my own blood" one time.

[jman3000]

:lmao

6'1 i reckon... 72 inches to be exact. at least that's what it said in my time capsule i just recently got back.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao

6'1 i reckon... 72 inches to be exact. at least that's what it said in my time capsule i just recently got back.
72" is exactly 6'.

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Anyone else hungry?

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao

6'1 i reckon... 72 inches to be exact. at least that's what it said in my time capsule i just recently got back.

What age did you grow the most? Where did you inherit your height from?

[ATRAIN]

how tall are you funt?

[jman3000]

72" is exactly 6'.

im was guessing 6'1, but then i remembered my capsule dealy and put 72 inches. i dont have time to hit the backspace button.

[CuckingFunt]

how tall are you funt?
Roughly 5' 11 3/4". I'm literally just a hair under 6'.

[jman3000]

What age did you grow the most? Where did you inherit your height from?

probably when i made the transistion from elementary to middle school... around 9,10,11.

my dad is 6', but my great grandpa from spain was 6'4 i think.

why so interested?

[florige]

Roughly 5' 11 3/4". I'm literally just a hair under 6'.



You are tall!!

[jman3000]

Roughly 5' 11 3/4". I'm literally just a hair under 6'.

ive always wanted to go out with a viking.

sigh.

[CuckingFunt]

You are tall!!
My whole family is tall. There are only a few people on either side of my family who are shorter than me, and they're all in the 5'7"-5'8" range.

[mrsmaalox]

probably when i made the transistion from elementary to middle school... around 9,10,11.

my dad is 6', but my great grandpa from spain was 6'4 i think.

why so interested?

I'm figuring out if my retirement plan should be "Mother of NBA star". My 13yr old is 6'1".

[CuckingFunt]

ive always wanted to go out with a viking.

sigh.
You wouldn't like it.

We leave bigger bruises.

[jman3000]

You wouldn't like it.

We leave bigger bruises.

tease :hungry:

[ATRAIN]

Roughly 5' 11 3/4". I'm literally just a hair under 6'.


"THATS A HUGGGGEEEEE BITCH!!!"

[samikeyp]

You wouldn't like it.

We leave bigger bruises.


I think that was the idea. ;)

[CuckingFunt]

"THATS A HUGGGGEEEEE BITCH!!!"
Who you callin' a bitch?

[ATRAIN]

Has anyone read Making Love the Bruce Campbell Way?

[jman3000]

i still have the imprints of a bite mark i sustained over a year ago.

i know i wore a huge band aid over it last year for the mavericks gtg downtown. it was probably the ugliest thing ive ever seen.

[jman3000]

U-n-i-t-y

[mrsmaalox]

Has anyone read Making Love the Bruce Campbell Way?

Nope. I don't need a "how-to" manual.

[ATRAIN]

Nope. I don't need a "how-to" manual.


Its not really a "how-to" manual.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.imagehustler.com/0208/1202390915.gif

[florige]

My whole family is tall. There are only a few people on either side of my family who are shorter than me, and they're all in the 5'7"-5'8" range.


What size shoe do you wear?

[CuckingFunt]

What size shoe do you wear?
10, for the most part. I have a few pairs that are as low as 8 1/2 though.

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.imagehustler.com/0208/1202390915.gif

OMFG :lol

[jman3000]

what's a 10 in dudes?

[mrsmaalox]

what's a 10 in dudes?

I think it's only like one size smaller

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.imagehustler.com/0208/1202390915.gif


Fucking classic!!

They should've put some grape soda on the table.
And, a slice of watermelon.

[batman2883]

i wanna be someones sig!!!!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I have not one, not two, but SEVEN boxes of free Quattro razors for women sitting in my office right now. One of my boss' secretaries helps with a womens' group through her church so whenever vendors are handing out free stuff on campus she grabs stuff in bulk for little gift baskets they put together every so often.

Apparently the people handing them out were just given a flat fee and told to hand them all out because the conversation went something like this:
"How many of those razors can I get from you?"
"Well there's not really a limit. Do you want a few more?"
"I was thinking maybe a few hundred if you have them."
"Wow. No, that wouldn't be a problem at all."

I could probably sneak a few out of here. So in the interest of getting this damn thread back on topic, PM if you want a free quattro razor.

[ATRAIN]

i wanna be someones sig!!!!


Done!!

[jman3000]

damn it atrain... are you ever gonna get on live?

[jman3000]

i played gears online for the first time last night.

fuck i sucked.

i was owning bitches left and right though when i played halo 3 for the first time though.

[ATRAIN]

i played gears online for the first time last night.

fuck i sucked.

i was owning bitches left and right though when i played halo 3 for the first time though.


I would own you on both games....no doubt.........no doubt in my mind.

[jman3000]

i played gears a total of 30 minutes online... give me another week and id be leet.

i wouldnt go so far as for you to say that about halo... ive long been known for my pwning skills in fps's.

[ATRAIN]

i played gears a total of 30 minutes online... give me another week and id be leet.

i wouldnt go so far as for you to say that about halo... ive long been known for my pwning skills in fps's.


LOL get on this weekend. I think I have to see these pwning skills first hand.

[jman3000]

once i get used to the maps and learn the layout of the weapon placements... i'll be good to go.

the only map on gears that i dont get lost on is the train depot one. the others confuse the hell outta me.

[ATRAIN]

once i get used to the maps and learn the layout of the weapon placements... i'll be good to go.

the only map on gears that i dont get lost on is the train depot one. the others confuse the hell outta me.


LOL man they are easy as hell.

[jman3000]

like i said though... i didnt really play them for that long... plus i joined a game a friend i made in FEAR invited me to... it was all a bunch vets and me as a noob... they ripped me a new one.

[samikeyp]

Roughly 5' 11 3/4". I'm literally just a hair under 6'.

Yum. :)

[ORION]

holy crap I'm bored

[ORION]

i wanna be someones sig!!!!
fag

[peewee's lovechild]

Yum. :)

Shakira is under 5 ft.

She's very yum.

[jman3000]

my stomache just growled real loud and it sounded like a wet fart.

son of a bitch.

[peewee's lovechild]

my stomache just growled real loud and it sounded like a wet fart.

son of a bitch.

Did some of the cum you swallowed last night leek out?

[jman3000]

pussy cum digests quickly. it doesnt linger.

[peewee's lovechild]

pussy cum digests quickly. it doesnt linger.

Nice.

[CuckingFunt]

what's a 10 in dudes?An 8, I believe.

[CuckingFunt]

My Odwalla PomaGrand Pomegranate Berry juice doesn't taste as good as usual, but I can't stop drinking it.

It's like I think if I keep on sipping, it will somehow magically return to its typical standard of yumminess. But it never does. :depressed

[florige]

An 8, I believe.



You have pretty small feet to be as tall as you are. Nothing like Peggy Hill or anything... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

You have pretty small feet to be as tall as you are. Nothing like Peggy Hill or anything... :lolIt's probably got something to do with how fucking clumsy I am.

My dainty feet are to blame for my ass bruise.

[florige]

It's probably got something to do with how fucking clumsy I am.

My dainty feet are to blame for my ass bruise.


Weren't you a high jumper or something like that once?

[CuckingFunt]

Weren't you a high jumper or something like that once?Nope. No track and field.

I was a dancer and a swimmer.

[jman3000]

My Odwalla PomaGrand Pomegranate Berry juice doesn't taste as good as usual, but I can't stop drinking it.

It's like I think if I keep on sipping, it will somehow magically return to its typical standard of yumminess. But it never does. :depressed

i love their superfood bars. as a matter of fact, all their bars are good.

my favorite drink is the concentration one.

[florige]

Nope. No track and field.

I was a dancer and a swimmer.



I think I am getting you mixed up with LB who ran track. But you did have surgery or something on your legs because one was longer than the other?

[CuckingFunt]

i love their superfood bars. as a matter of fact, all their bars are good.

my favorite drink is the concentration one.I have become recently addicted to the Strawberry C Monster Smoothie.

I can't have Odwalla too often, though, because a lot of their juices and smoothies use orange/lemon juice for tartness and I'm (mildly) allergic to citrus.

I haven't had any of their bars in a looooooooong time, but I remember loving them.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I am getting you mixed up with LB who ran track. But you did have surgery or something on your legs because one was longer than the other?Nope.

I've got a fucked up back/neck, but I'm a surgery virgin. And, as far as I know, my legs are the same length.

[florige]

Nope.

I've got a fucked up back/neck, but I'm a surgery virgin. And, as far as I know, my legs are the same length.



Oooook, Maybe it's time for me to go to sleep for the day...

[CuckingFunt]

Apparently, one of my downstairs neighbors (a guy I've never met) recently fucked over some crazy chick who comes by to obsessively bang on his front door five or six times each day.

It's both hilarious and annoying.

[samikeyp]

Apparently, one of my downstairs neighbors (a guy I've never met) recently fucked over some crazy chick who comes by to obsessively bang on his front door five or six times each day.

It's both hilarious and annoying.


:lol nice.

Sounds like the Springer episode we had develop next door.

We had a couple living there and one day, the young wife was not around and a different woman moved in so one sunday afternoon, the couple took turns alternating between yelling at each other and begging for forgiveness. It ended with the wife taking the two kids and leaving. All this drama took place in the front yard with the kids watching.

[Melmart1]

That story reminds me of my old apt complex when I lived in Virginia. It was hilarious, this couple had a fight cus the guy was apparently cheating on her so they start fighting in the parking lot. I could hear it inside and made it out onto the balcony just in time to see her throwing his clothes out. He called her a ho and all the sudden, she brought out the heavy artillery ... a big pink bowling ball, straight out of Grease 2 that she threw at his nuts. Luckily, he moved back just enough for it to miss his groin and land on his toes.

Funniest part is that her fake fingernails were so long that she broke one trying to hold it properly, blamed him and proceeded to chase him off the property.

[Silver21_Black20]

Roughly 5' 11 3/4". I'm literally just a hair under 6'.

You are taller than me. Shoog needs to make fun of your height instead of mine.

[CuckingFunt]

In the little over two hours since I posted that, this chick has been back twice. Both times banging and kicking the door and screaming things to the effect of "I can hear you in there, fucker!" and "I'm going to do this every day until you acknowledge me!"

She doesn't even quiet down when there are other people in the parking lot. I'd be too embarrassed to keep going full boar when there were people around me trying to get their mail and take out the trash.

[CuckingFunt]

You are taller than me. Shoog needs to make fun of your height instead of mine.I tried to make that point one time to take the heat off, but it didn't work.

[CuckingFunt]

The crappiness of the movie I just watched is truly astounding.

[ShoogarBear]

Roughly 5' 11 3/4". I'm literally just a hair under 6'.A funt hair?

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, I'd have to hit the gym for a coupla days before I tackled that.

[RashoFan]

Weren't you a high jumper or something like that once?
Had she been in Track and Field, she would have knocked herself out several times over and never ending black eyes with all the boobage Funt has!

[ShoogarBear]

You are taller than me. Shoog needs to make fun of your height instead of mine.http://www.southernminnesotarealestate.com/SMR/SMRpict/GGgood.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Had she been in Track and Field, she would have knocked herself out several times over and never ending black eyes with all the boobage Funt has!They're not so big I can't function, you know.

[ShoogarBear]

I went away, just when you needed me so.

[ShoogarBear]

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[RashoFan]

They're not so big I can't function, you know.
I figured as much, but you just ruined the "visual" everyone had while reading my post... :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

They're not so big I can't function, you know.Carl Carlton answers once again.

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[ShoogarBear]

They need to bring back the Solid Gold Dancers.

[CuckingFunt]

I figured as much, but you just ruined the "visual" everyone had while reading my post... :madrunI don't know that the vision of a girl being bloodied and bruised by her own titanic tetas is necessarily appealing.

[CuckingFunt]

They need to bring back the Solid Gold Dancers.I sooooooooo used to want to be a Solid Gold Dancer.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, Marilyn McCoo was fwine!

[RashoFan]

I don't know that the vision of a girl being bloodied and bruised by her own titanic tetas is necessarily appealing.
you went more to the graphic portion of the visual...I was stuck on the bouncy bouncy part of the visual.

[ShoogarBear]

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[ShoogarBear]

you went more to the graphic portion of the visual...I was stuck on the bouncy bouncy part of the visual.You and CF should have a contest.

[marini martini]

you went more to the graphic portion of the visual...I was stuck on the bouncy bouncy part of the visual.


The two of you jumping hurdels came to my mind :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Wow Shoog, Marilyn Mc Coo was so beautiful. My mom was a big fan of the 5th Dimension so I always heard that song. In fact somewhere there is a home movie of me dancing on a coffee table, singing "Bill......!" into a sippy cup! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Wow Shoog, Marilyn Mc Coo was so beautiful. My mom was a big fan of the 5th Dimension so I always heard that song. In fact somewhere there is a home movie of me dancing on a coffee table, singing "Bill......!" into a sippy cup! :lolYoutube search for that one came up empty.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I live for drugs.



It's great.

[RashoFan]

The two of you jumping hurdels came to my mind :lmao
I was not much for jumping hurdles,I was more of a long jumper/triple jumper back in the day

[CuckingFunt]

I was never interested in track & field.

In fact, if you ever see me running you can pretty much assume you'll be seeing whatever's chasing me just a few seconds later.

[mrsmaalox]

I was not much for jumping hurdles,I was more of a long jumper/triple jumper back in the day

Do you run now? I have been trying to get back into it and it's not too bad. The worst part is the unrelenting fear of busting my ass! :lol

[RashoFan]

I was never interested in track & field.

In fact, if you ever see me running you can pretty much assume you'll be seeing whatever's chasing me just a few seconds later.
Why did I just get a visual of you running fast and being chased by a bear......














A SHOOGAR BEAR!!! :lol

[RashoFan]

Do you run now? I have been trying to get back into it and it's not too bad. The worst part is the unrelenting fear of busting my ass! :lol
Not really, my fear is busting a lung...aka exercise induced asthma attack :dramaquee

[ShoogarBear]

Do you run now? I have been trying to get back into it and it's not too bad. The worst part is the unrelenting fear of busting my ass! :lolSomebody is already a couple of bruises ahead of you there.

[CuckingFunt]

Somebody is already a couple of bruises ahead of you there.I wasn't even running.

In fact, I was barely even walking. :depressed




But the bruises are fading. :tu

[ShoogarBear]

Why did I just get a visual of you running fast and being chased by a bear......














A SHOOGAR BEAR!!! :lol No way she'd be a couple of seconds ahead of me.

I bet I'm the fastest runner in the Quattro. :smokin

[mrsmaalox]

Not really, my fear is busting a lung...aka exercise induced asthma attack :dramaquee

Well I run with an inhaler, AND an epi-pen, AND pepper spray, AND a cell phone..........it's all pretty ridiculous really!

[marini martini]

No way she'd be a couple of seconds ahead of me.

I bet I'm the fastest runner in the Quattro. :smokin

NO WAY! I am :downspin:

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wow, I think I just saw the Miami Police Department actually clear a homicide case on "The First 48."

[J.T.]

lol I'm getting free HBO right now

[to21]

Well I run with an inhaler, AND an epi-pen, AND pepper spray, AND a cell phone..........it's all pretty ridiculous really!
See the pocket cell phone/taser/vibrator would be great for u.

[ATRAIN]

NO WAY! I am :downspin:


I bet Jman is the fastest masturbator in the quattro. Peewee might give him competition though.

[ATRAIN]

Yo JT, make me one o dem signatures that you got there. Im thinking Kate Beckinsale.

[mrsmaalox]

See the pocket cell phone/taser/vibrator would be great for u.

Does it include a cattleprod too? That would be very helpful for me. And the vibrator would be much more convenient than lugging along my big purple penis, huh?

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Get out there and enjoy yourselves!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

You are taller than me. Shoog needs to make fun of your height instead of mine.

She's not taller than you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Props to JT's new sig.

[peewee's lovechild]

Elisha makes my crotch happy.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet Jman is the fastest masturbator in the quattro. Peewee might give him competition though.
I doubt either one of them has anything on me.

[samikeyp]

I doubt either one of them has anything on me.

I imagine they wish they could have something on you. :)

[ATRAIN]

I imagine they wish they could have something on you. :)


lol

[CuckingFunt]

I want some waffles.

[ATRAIN]

I want some waffles.


I want some more sleep

[CuckingFunt]

I want some more sleep
Yeah. That'd be pretty good, too.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah. That'd be pretty good, too.


have class today?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Waffles in bed would be nice.

[CuckingFunt]

have class today?
Just one. My Fridays are awesome.

[CuckingFunt]

Waffles in bed would be nice.
Oh, hells yeah.

Johnny B with the win.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, hells yeah.

Johnny B with the win.

After the shitty 24 hours previous to my last 17 hours, I am indeed full of win.

[RashoFan]

not having to work today and getting paid anyway would be nice.

[to21]

not having to work today and getting paid anyway would be nice.
Tell me a Pimp that would allow this.

[to21]

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Uh-oh, RF is the meat in between the bread.

[mrsmaalox]

Tell me a Pimp that would allow this.

If you were a good pimp, you'd do wahtever it took to keep her happy.