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[peewee's lovechild]

Why do our voices sound alike? :lol Poor Mel will hate that!


You should call Mel and Funt on three-way (LOL, three-way) and have a girly-girl talk with them.

Maybe you guys can have a sleep over.

[florige]

Just because I've spoken to a few people doesn't mean I hand my number out willy nilly.


I understand.... :depressed

[florige]

You should call Mel and Funt on three-way (LOL, three-way) and have a girly-girl talk with them.

Maybe you guys can have a sleep over.


Mel and Funt already nixed that idea...

[katyon6th]

Just because I've spoken to a few people doesn't mean I hand my number out willy nilly.

I'll take your number.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel and Funt already nixed that idea...

She has to give it a try.

She just has to.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll take your number.That would be rude to florige.

[florige]

She has to give it a try.

She just has to.


I have been trying for weeks to introduce that to Maalox. She declines as well... :pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

I have been trying for weeks to introduce that to Maalox. She declines as well... :pctoss

Then Maalox is a punk ass.

[Dark Gable]

Anyone into Dark meat?

[mrsmaalox]

Then Maalox is a punk ass.

:depressed

[katyon6th]

That would be rude to florige.

That's okay, I don't mind.

[florige]

That would be rude to florige.


no, no Funt, I won't mind one bit... :bang

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Billy's got a gun..............he's on the run.

[mrsmaalox]

Billy's got a gun..............he's on the run.

Don't take him alive.

[Melmart1]

I just got off the phone with ATRAIN and he said "LOL!!!" at least a dozen times.

[CuckingFunt]

I just got off the phone with ATRAIN and he said "LOL!!!" at least a dozen times.This is not at all surprising to me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just got off the phone with ATRAIN and he said "LOL!!!" at least a dozen times.i've never heard anyone actually say "lol" in speech. i'd be speechless if i did.

[mrsmaalox]

I just got off the phone with ATRAIN and he said "LOL!!!" at least a dozen times.

Does he think our voices sound alike?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't take him alive.i guess you're not a fan of the boys from Sheffield.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, well I ate one of your fries.

I win.


That was only because I was distracted by that sucky waitress

[mrsmaalox]

i guess you're not a fan of the boys from Sheffield.

WRONG. I love those guys!

[ATRAIN]

I just got the urge to watch Howard the Duck, does anyone know if its out on DVD?

[mrsmaalox]

I just got the urge to watch Howard the Duck, does anyone know if its out on DVD?

It played last weekend on IFC

[Viva Las Espuelas]

WRONG. I love those guys!high 'n dry is my fav.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just got the urge to watch Howard the Duck, does anyone know if its out on DVD?i think it is. my sister watched that movie everyday for about a year when she was 5.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That was only because I was distracted by that sucky waitresswere y'all playing footsies?

[katyon6th]

That was only because I was distracted by that sucky waitress

Oh my gosh, I remember! I think she was drunker than I was.

[jman3000]

i was about to sneeze and somebody hit me. it went away.

i hate when bitches do that to me.

[mrsmaalox]

high 'n dry is my fav.

pre-arm I like pyromania; post-arm it's hysteria. pyromania>hysteria

[ATRAIN]

hey J you home?

[FromWayDowntown]

Lol!

As in, I just LOL'd when I ran back into a post by ThePlasticJohnnyBlaze, if only for the avatar.

http://www.basketball-god.com/showpost.php?p=1622&postcount=1

[jman3000]

yeah... earth defense forcing it up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

pre-arm I like pyromania; post-arm it's hysteria. pyromania>hysteriahigh 'n dry>pyro+hysteria

belee dat!!!

[CuckingFunt]

That was only because I was distracted by that sucky waitressIt's rude that you would be such a stingy brat with your fries that katy would have to resort to such thievery.

[mrsmaalox]

high 'n dry>pyro+hysteria

belee dat!!!

You are probably right. I've never had any reason to disagree with you on such matters! :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You are probably right. I've never had any reason to disagree with you on such matters! :tuman, you're easy. where have you been all my life?

[katyon6th]

i was about to sneeze and somebody hit me. it went away.

i hate when bitches do that to me.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I hate when I can't get a sneeze out. It's like one of the worst feelings. Punch that bitch in the face.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

10 more minutes and it's off to the infamous work happy hour's. where people do dumb stuff and gossip about it on monday. i have a good feeling about tonight.

[florige]

It's rude that you would be such a stingy brat with your fries that katy would have to resort to such thievery.



A is stingy with everything!v :lol

[katyon6th]

10 more minutes and it's off to the infamous work happy hour's. where people do dumb stuff and gossip about it on monday. i have a good feeling about tonight.

Where you going for happy hour? We're thinking about Flying Saucer over here.

[jman3000]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I hate when I can't get a sneeze out. It's like one of the worst feelings. Punch that bitch in the face.
i will punch no bitches. the violent jman is gone. i must learn the errors of my violent past.

[jman3000]

flying saucer has some nice looking broads.

[CuckingFunt]

i will punch no bitches. the violent jman is gone. i must learn the errors of my violent past.jman now knows the pain and anguish that is retribution.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Where you going for happy hour? We're thinking about Flying Saucer over here.man, there's a flying saucer right by me, but urine san antonio. :cry
i'm in the land of stupid mav "fans" and it's sherlock's that's on tap.

[mrsmaalox]

man, you're easy. where have you been all my life?
Easy? Let's don't go there; especially here in the Quattro! They'll hand me my ass so fast I won't know what hit me! But I will admit, sir, that I am a great admirer of your impeccable taste! :worthy:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Easy? Let's don't go there; especially here in the Quattro! They'll hand me my ass so fast I won't know what hit me! But I will admit, sir, that I am a great admirer of your impeccable taste! :worthy:i'm flattered. :oops
the next couple of weeks some old school rock will be coming through here. queensryche next saturday and ace frehley the sunday after that. i can't wait!!

[jman3000]

i swear atrain... if i hear any *fapfapfap* in the background.. im cutting you off.

[katyon6th]

man, there's a flying saucer right by me, but urine san antonio. :cry
i'm in the land of stupid mav "fans" and it's sherlock's that's on tap.

Bummer. We could've gotten crunk.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Bummer. We could've gotten crunk.maybe some other time

[katyon6th]

maybe some other time

Maybe.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck.

I'm running out of things to do around the house that justify my continuing to avoid the grocery store.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fuck.

I'm running out of things to do around the house that justify my continuing to avoid the grocery store.dust

[CuckingFunt]

dustI did that already.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

off to the club hiho

[mrsmaalox]

and ace frehley the sunday after that. i can't wait!!

Reminds me. This past weekend I met a guy who was Ace in a Kiss cover band. From somewhere in Missouri I believe. He was kinda dorky.

[florige]

Fuck.

I'm running out of things to do around the house that justify my continuing to avoid the grocery store.


Just wait until night time when the stores are half empty.

[mrsmaalox]

off to the club hiho

it's a marketplace

[ATRAIN]

It's rude that you would be such a stingy brat with your fries that katy would have to resort to such thievery.


LOL Katy was drunk, I was drunk. Actually they didnt even bring my order out right. The fries were the only good thing.

[ATRAIN]

Jman just got rizzzappped in Halo by yours truly!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Jman just got rizzzappped in Halo by yours truly!!!But the real question... did you jack it to his voice?

[marini martini]

Damn, I get back from a soccer game that sucked, and every one that talked about me is gone! WTF?

[mrsmaalox]

What did they say?

[marini martini]

About how our voices sound. And me being a professor at Harvard. Please don't make me backtrack,

[mrsmaalox]

About how our voices sound. And me being a professor at Harvard. Please don't make me backtrack,

Sorry, I don't usually go back and read what's gone on. Because it's usually just a recent version of what went on the day before! And the day before that, and the day before that.......:lol

[mrsmaalox]

But for sure I wouldn't be offended at being called a professor at Harvard; it would be quite a step up from what I am usually called!!

[marini martini]

Sorry, I don't usually go back and read what's gone on. Because it's usually just a recent version of what went on the day before! And the day before that, and the day before that.......:lol


Yada Yada, like you don't go back? Crazy chick, you know you do :elephant

[marini martini]

But for sure I wouldn't be offended at being called a professor at Harvard; it would be quite a step up from what I am usually called!!

Oh Honey, don't cha know I will be hilighting this quote till the day I die :toast :lol :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Yada Yada, like you don't go back? Crazy chick, you know you do :elephant

No really. Unless I walk into something interesting, then I'll go back and get some history. Unless it's more than 2 pages---forget it. But I do go back and read all the posts in the other threads. And please, Ms. Marini, refrain from dancing your little pink elephants around me!!!!

[marini martini]

No really. Unless I walk into something interesting, then I'll go back and get some history. Unless it's more than 2 pages---forget it. But I do go back and read all the posts in the other threads. And please, Ms. Marini, refrain from dancing your little pink elephants around me!!!!

:elephant :elephant :elephant

I'l quit dancing my little pink elephant, when you quit jogging with your big purple penis :lol :toast :lol

[RashoFan]

Channel 99, Rendezvous Theater on the old Rogers Cablesystem, which became Paragon, which became Time Warner.


Good times. :smokin
Damn Mikey, I can't beleive that you remember that shit!

[mrsmaalox]

:elephant :elephant :elephant

I'l quit dancing my little pink elephant, when you quit jogging with you big purple penis :lol :toast :lol

Deal!! :D

[mrsmaalox]

Rasho, did you go to high school here?

[marini martini]

Yep, she graduated from Lee H.S. Guess, you don't go back :lol

[marini martini]

Like I said how would I know. Like if Marini told me she was a professor at Yale or something. How would I know any better.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[marini martini]

Everytime Marini posts I just hear a bunch of drunk gibberish, kind of like the teacher from Charlie Brown.

BwaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :toast

[mrsmaalox]

I'm looking for some info about a retired coach from Madison HS. The only person I know who went to school there talks too damn much, and I can't hardly stand to ask her anything!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

LOL Katy was drunk, I was drunk. Actually they didnt even bring my order out right. The fries were the only good thing.i think katy is better than fried potatoes.

[mrsmaalox]

About how our voices sound. And me being a professor at Harvard. Please don't make me backtrack,

Oh and I forgot to ask: Did anyone mention anything about my voice and how it sounds like a choir of angels? :lol

[marini martini]

Oh and I forgot to ask: Did anyone mention anything about my voice and how it sounds like a choir of angels? :lol


Oh yes!

[mrsmaalox]

Oh yes!

I knew it! It was Mel, huh?

[marini martini]

[QUOTE=mrsmaalox]I knew it! It was Mel, huh?[/

I knew you were a troll, damn :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame crew is in full effect.

[marini martini]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame crew is in full effect.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees we are!

[mrsmaalox]

[QUOTE=mrsmaalox]I knew it! It was Mel, huh?[/

I knew you were a troll, damn :madrun

Shit I wish I were clever enough to have a troll! As my sig says, I have trouble being me! And I would get outed real fast cuz it would just be me with a different name.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rashofan, Marini, Mallox, Atrain, CF and Melmart is the worst Quattro crew ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

Marini's apology PM to me is the funniest shit since ATRAIN's apology pm to me. Fuck, this crew is way too sensitive.

[mrsmaalox]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame crew is in full effect.

Oh that Rev! Such a kidder! :lol

[marini martini]

Rashofan, Marini, Mallox, Atrain, CF and Melmart is the worst Quattro crew ever.

We don't go to your church so WTF?

[mrsmaalox]

Marini's apology PM to me is the funniest shit since ATRAIN's apology pm to me. Fuck, this crew is way too sensitive.

I think YOUR apology PM to ME is pretty funny too.

[midgetonadonkey]

We don't go to your church so WTF?

So why the PM apologies?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think YOUR apology PM to ME is pretty funny too.

I never sent a PM apology to you. You were the one wanting me to keep my mouth shut about photos sent to some other posters so you asked me to keep my mouth shut. I never initiated any apology.

[mrsmaalox]

I think YOUR apology PM to ME is pretty funny too.

But you know what's funny? I wrote an apology PM today!!! It was lame and it still hasn't relieved the guilt I feel!

[RashoFan]

Yep, she graduated from Lee H.S. Guess, you don't go back :lol
Damn, Marini just showed us who pays attention to this thread!

[mrsmaalox]

I never sent a PM apology to you. You were the one wanting me to keep my mouth shut about photos sent to some other posters so you asked me to keep my mouth shut. I never initiated any apology.
That's bullshit!!!!!!!! I have every one of those PMs and NEVER did I ask you to stay quiet about any photos!! Everyone already knows about the photos! Sheesh!

[midgetonadonkey]

That's bullshit!!!!!!!! I have every one of those PMs and NEVER did I ask you to stay quiet about any photos!! Everyone already knows about the photos! Sheesh!

Don't lie. I know about "other" photos sent to a certain person. Don't act so innocent.

[marini martini]

Marini's apology PM to me is the funniest shit since ATRAIN's apology pm to me. Fuck, this crew is way too sensitive.

" I hope I didn't freak you out last week" signifies an apology? WTF?

Can I Can I get a witness??????????

[mrsmaalox]

Don't lie. I know about "other" photos sent to a certain person. Don't act so innocent.

But I AM innocent! ;)

[RashoFan]

Rashofan, Marini, Mallox, Atrain, CF and Melmart is the worst Quattro crew ever.
We are bad azz, wtf are you talking about?

[midgetonadonkey]

" I hope I didn't freak you out last week" signifies an apology? WTF?

Don't act like you didn't send me an apology about when you said you emailed my boss and told them to fire me. I straightened your ass out and let you know it's hard for me to be fired. You aren't smart enoug to have me fired.

[midgetonadonkey]

" I hope I didn't freak you out last week" signifies an apology? WTF?

Can I Can I get a witness??????????

No you aren't. I know the truth

[RashoFan]

But I AM innocent! ;)
But I am not! }: )

[marini martini]

Damn, Marini just showed us who pays attention to this thread!

Thanks! As I touch my right index finger to my nose :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Don't act like you didn't send me an apology about when you said you emailed my boss and told them to fire me. I straightened your ass out and let you know it's hard for me to be fired. You aren't smart enoug to have me fired.

"staightened your ass out"?! Not in the PM I saw...........

[RashoFan]

Thanks! As I touch my right index finger to my nose :toast
For a second there I thought you posted "right indes finger in my nose":lol

[marini martini]

Don't act like you didn't send me an apology about when you said you emailed my boss and told them to fire me. I straightened your ass out and let you know it's hard for me to be fired. You aren't smart enoug to have me fired.

Fuck asshole, I don't need to e-mail shit, I'm fuckin' married to the DEAN :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[RashoFan]

damn, the only thing on tv right now that has some vague resemblence of drama is the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency show.

[CuckingFunt]

Bunch of dramatic, gossipy motherfuckers up in this piece.

[RashoFan]

Wait..what??? Marini is married to Midge's boss?

[RashoFan]

Bunch of dramatic, gossipy motherfuckers up in this piece.
Compared to Janice Dickinson's show right now...not such much drama in here. And that needs to change RIGHT NOW!!!

[mrsmaalox]

No you aren't. I know the truth

I think you meant that for me. Either way, I am the one who knows "things" about YOU. But I will keep your secrets to myself!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Wait..what??? Marini is married to Midge's boss?

No way. Marini wishes she was married to anyone but a meth addicted dick head.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bunch of dramatic, gossipy motherfuckers up in this piece.

Fuck you. You are the worst gossipy person here.

[marini martini]

Wait..what??? Marini is married to Midge's boss?

You guys think I am a wasted piece of space? Maybe, but I frickin' am married to the big boss man! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Wait..what??? Marini is married to Midge's boss?

No. She is married to Midge's boss's, boss's boss!

[midgetonadonkey]

I think you meant that for me. Either way, I am the one who knows "things" about YOU. But I will keep your secrets to myself!!!

You know nothing about me, but I have seen certain pics of you.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you. You are the worst gossipy person here.
No, actually, I think that title goes to a certain coworker of yours. I stay pretty clear of the drama/gossip whenever I possibly can.

[midgetonadonkey]

No, actually, I think that title goes to a certain coworker of yours. I stay pretty clear of the drama/gossip whenever I possibly can.

That is true. All I have heard about the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame posters here have come from him.

[RashoFan]

No. She is married to Midge's boss's, boss's boss!
DAMN! :smokin

[CuckingFunt]

That is true. All I have heard about the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame posters here have come from him.
Ditto.

[mrsmaalox]

You know nothing about me, but I have seen certain pics of you.

They were good ones huh? :eyebrows You're just pissed off because no matter how much you begged, I wouldn't send them to you too!!!! :lol I still have the PMs. I really like the one where you promised to keep them "our little secret"! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

And, for the record, divulging shit said in PMs is the very height of teh lame.

[midgetonadonkey]

No. She is married to Midge's boss's, boss's boss!

No she isn't. And even if she is I wouldn't give two fucks. Fuck Marini martini, fuck President faggot Romo, fuck all UTSA higher ups. I don't give a fuck about any of them. I hope they all get AIDS sores and die at an early age.

[RashoFan]

No she isn't. And even if she is I wouldn't give two fucks. Fuck Marini martini, fuck President faggot Romo, fuck all UTSA higher ups. I don't give a fuck about any of them. I hope they all get AIDS sores and die at an early age.
angry much?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

And, for the record, divulging shit said in PMs is the very height of teh lame.


What about the stories?

[midgetonadonkey]

angry much?

You should keep your mouth shut as well before I out you too.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Apparently, I started a new diet this week. I lost 8 lbs. in 5 days.

Thanks, gastroenteritis!

[CuckingFunt]

Apparently, I started a new diet this week. I lost 8 lbs. in 5 days.

Thanks, gastroenteritis!
That does not sound fun.

Though, you could make a mint with the right marketing.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I think that market has been oversaturated already.

Fucking bulimics.

[RashoFan]

You should keep your mouth shut as well before I out you too.
Out me on what? Pretty much I have flaunted my bidness up in here. My sad pathetic life is old news.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

And why am I not part of a crew?

Fuck Texas.

[CuckingFunt]

I think that market has been oversaturated already.

Fucking bulimics.
Selfish cunts.

[marini martini]

You should keep your mouth shut as well before I out you too.

Like we would all be suprised :lol

[CuckingFunt]

And why am I not part of a crew?

Fuck Texas.
Discrimination.

[RashoFan]

Apparently, I started a new diet this week. I lost 8 lbs. in 5 days.

Thanks, gastroenteritis!
Your new diet beats my diet from last year...20lbs in 2 months.

I do hope you feel better soon!!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Discrimination.


Fuck the man!

Who's the gossipy mangina? I don't pay enough attention in here.

[RashoFan]

And why am I not part of a crew?

Fuck Texas.
Try fucking a Texan instead...earn some points.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck the man!

Who's the gossipy mangina? I don't pay enough attention in here.
Sounds like pretty much everyone. There's a whole lot of PM sharing.

[RashoFan]

Fuck the man!

Who's the gossipy mangina? I don't pay enough attention in here.
Thanks for reminding me of something DLF. Tonight I heard for the first time...Moobs=Man+Boobs/Manboobs

[mrsmaalox]

Your new diet beats my diet from last year...20lbs in 2 months.

I do hope you feel better soon!!!

Well Iwas happy cuz I bought new jeanstoday 2 sizes smaller!!! But.....I just ate a box of cookies! :depressed

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Why the fuck don't I get any of these PMs?

[CuckingFunt]

Why the fuck don't I get any of these PMs?
Honestly, do you even want them?

[RashoFan]

Sounds like pretty much everyone. There's a whole lot of PM sharing.
not enough, I have been out of the PM share circle.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck the man!

Who's the gossipy mangina? I don't pay enough attention in here.

Mangina is such a funny word! :P

[RashoFan]

Well Iwas happy cuz I bought new jeanstoday 2 sizes smaller!!! But.....I just ate a box of cookies! :depressed
oh..I still have an unopen box of GS cookies!!!! Samoans are the bomb dealiscious!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Thanks for reminding me of something DLF. Tonight I heard for the first time...Moobs=Man+Boobs/Manboobs

Moobs=Phil Mickelson

I heard moobs for the first time seven years ago during the TPC at Scottsdale.

Reminds me of the porn convention in Lake Havisu during Memorial Day.

Oh, what fun.

[mrsmaalox]

Poor Rev sure did quiet down. I guess someone must have hit a nerve!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Honestly, do you even want them?


Maybe? I have no idea.

Sounds like a lot of backtracking and justification to me.

But what do I know?

[CuckingFunt]

Samoans are the bomb dealiscious!
I wouldn't have thought that Pacific Islanders had their own distinct flavor.

[mrsmaalox]

oh..I still have an unopen box of GS cookies!!!! Samoans are the bomb dealiscious!

I ate the Caramel Delites!!!!

[RashoFan]

Moobs=Phil Mickelson

I heard moobs for the first time seven years ago during the TPC at Scottsdale.

Reminds me of the porn convention in Lake Havisu during Memorial Day.

Oh, what fun.
And so the posts regress back to porn..

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I did what to who now?

[mrsmaalox]

Moobs=Phil Mickelson

I heard moobs for the first time seven years ago during the TPC at Scottsdale.

Reminds me of the porn convention in Lake Havisu during Memorial Day.

Oh, what fun.

Phil Mickelson has man boobs?

[RashoFan]

I wouldn't have thought that Pacific Islanders had their own distinct flavor.
Yes, yes they do. Kinda passion fruit and pinappley.

Now the GS cookies the "Samoas" are choco-coconutty heavanly delicious!

[RashoFan]

I did what to who now?
Nothing to me noodle boy! :madrun

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Phil Mickelson has man boobs?

He did at the time:

http://www.aerojockey.com/fark/originals/phil-mickelson.jpg

No relevance whatsoever.

[mrsmaalox]

Yes, yes they do. Kinda passion fruit and pinappley.

Now the GS cookies the "Samoas" are choco-coconutty heavanly delicious!

Those are ones I ate. But this box says "Caramel Delites"; but I remember them being called Samoas.

[CuckingFunt]

That's just not appropriate.

[marini martini]

I did what to who now?


Apparently, you don't go back. Sucks to be you :lol

[RashoFan]

That's just not appropriate.
Which post? Mine, DLF or Maalox's?

[CuckingFunt]

Well... the mild surge of drama has officially tapered off.

[mrsmaalox]

He did at the time:

http://www.aerojockey.com/fark/originals/phil-mickelson.jpg

No relevance whatsoever.

He looks pretty hefty there. I got to go to the Masters for a few years and I remember him being tall, lean, and very handsome!

[CuckingFunt]

Which post? Mine, DLF or Maalox's?
King o' the jungle.

[marini martini]

Which post? Mine, DLF or Maalox's?

Aparently, all of them :toast

[RashoFan]

We want some drama...drama, drama
We want some drama.

[mrsmaalox]

Well... the mild surge of drama has officially tapered off.

Well yea, Midge left. Truth must have hurt!

[CuckingFunt]

Well yea, Midge left. Truth must have hurt!
What truth? No one made any declarative statements.

"My PMs are worse than yours!"

"Oh, no they ain't!"

"Oh, yes they is!!"

End.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well... the mild surge of drama has officially tapered off.

I'm sorry, I was activating my new satellite radio. It was a gift to myself for getting promoted.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

James Brown's "Sex Machine" is the first song I listen to on the Stiletto 2.

[RashoFan]

King o' the jungle.
DLF...King o' the Jungle :king
Need a queen??? :married:

[CuckingFunt]

James Brown's "Sex Machine" is the first song I listen to on the Stiletto 2.
If there's a better way to break 'er in, I don't know what it could be.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This thing rocks. I've got the satellite headphones on in my room and I'm getting two bars.

[CuckingFunt]

Holy fucking ass.

I need to get this person off the fucking phone.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm sorry, I was activating my new satellite radio. It was a gift to myself for getting promoted.

Congratulations! You got Sirius? Head straight for "Soul Town" :tu

[RashoFan]

James Brown's "Sex Machine" is the first song I listen to on the Stiletto 2.
If you think it is a message from the cosmos or a greater power...you would be wrong, it is called a random occurance...kinda like your sex life.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Unfortunately.

[RashoFan]

Holy fucking ass.

I need to get this person off the fucking phone.
Tell them your cat caught a mouse and it is still alive, you need to go!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Congratulations! You got Sirius? Head straight for "Soul Town" :tu

Oh, I've had Sirius for about two, three years now... I just upgraded to a Stiletto 2, and that song was on Soul Town.

Now I'm listening to LL Cool J's "Big Ole Butt."

[marini martini]

James Brown's "Sex Machine" is the first song I listen to on the Stiletto 2.

Good, now you can join my club :toast

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

it is called a random occurance...kinda like your sex life.

Or so you would think.

[CuckingFunt]

Now I'm listening to LL Cool J's "Big Ole Butt."
There's a part of my brain that, I'm quite sure, still knows every single word to that song.

[CuckingFunt]

Tell them your cat caught a mouse and it is still alive, you need to go!
Wouldn't work. This is a very persistent ex.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm a widow, I'm a widow, I'm a widow
Of a living man

iPod + SportCenter + PediaLyte = Goodness

[RashoFan]

Then tell them your "pussy" caught a mouse and it is still alive and you have to go now...

[CuckingFunt]

Then tell them your "pussy" caught a mouse and it is still alive and you have to go now...
Not exactly where I want to go with a persistent ex.

[RashoFan]

I'm a widow, I'm a widow, I'm a widow
Of a living man

iPod + SportCenter + PediaLyte = Goodness
Do I dare ask for you to clarify that post or do I offer my condolences?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Not exactly where I want to go with a persistent ex.

Test just came back +.

Never hear from him/her again.

[Fillmoe]

tell em the truth..... let him know you were really born a man

[RashoFan]

Not exactly where I want to go with a persistent ex.
Understandable, but perhaps they would be too stunned to comment and you can hang up on them quickly.

[CuckingFunt]

Test just came back +.

Never hear from him/her again.
I think I'm finally almost free of him. But if he's still yammering in five minutes, that's what I'm going with.

[RashoFan]

Test just came back +.

Never hear from him/her again.
That could work too.

[RashoFan]

tell em the truth..... let him know you were really born a man
:lmao
That would most likely work better.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Could? No, that will work.

Trust me.

[CuckingFunt]

Freedom!!

[RashoFan]

Is that a William Wallace cry of freedom or an Aretha Franklin's "Freedom" or the George Michaels "Freedom"?

[marini martini]

tell em the truth..... let him know you were really born a man


Shit, not here, not now :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Well I shall go to bed now. Alone. Again. Naturally :depressed

[RashoFan]

Well I shall go to bed now. Alone. Again. Naturally :depressed
Don't feel bad, you are not the only one going to be alone.

[TOP-CHERRY]

When I find all of the reasons
Maybe I'll find another way
Find another day
With all the changing seasons of my life,
Maybe I'll get it right next time
And now that you've been broken down
Got your head out of the clouds
You're back down on the ground
You don't talk so loud
And you don't walk so proud anymore
And what for?

[TOP-CHERRY]

I knew the storm was getting closerrrrr
And all my friends said I was hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
But everything we've ever known's here
I never wanted it to dieeeeeeeee

[jman3000]

atrain sounded like a 13 year old boy. i think all his shit was a front.

[jman3000]

oops.

[jman3000]

off to the bar.

i hope i get raped.

[jman3000]

sandra is gay. she likes bull dykes.

[jman3000]

and bull dykes like her.

[jman3000]

they like me too.

i guess they dont have high standards.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

I am still trying to convince MM to join in and make it into a four way.

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

sandra is gay. she likes bull dykes.

I think the one bull dyke we ran across at Ponderosa, would check you out. I'm sure you remember him.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.gap.com/Asset_Archive/GPWeb/Assets/Product/472/472878/main/gp472878-00p01v01.jpg

Nice, huh? I never thought I'd be a nice clothes guy.

[Kori Ellis]

Nice, huh? I never thought I'd be a nice clothes guy.

That's what happens sometimes when you grow up. :)

[J.T.]

Yo JT, make me one o dem signatures that you got there. Im thinking Kate Beckinsale.

For ATRAIN, hope this isn't five pages old by the time he reads it. . .

http://groovyfresh.homestead.com/files/The_Mutated_Space_Monkey_Project/atrain_banner_small.jpeg

[SequSpur]

http://www.gap.com/Asset_Archive/GPWeb/Assets/Product/472/472878/main/gp472878-00p01v01.jpg

Nice, huh? I never thought I'd be a nice clothes guy.

gay.......................

[J.T.]

I think I'm going with "Putting Mouse Out of Work since Feb. '08" in the next "Change your custom title" thread.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's what happens sometimes when you grow up. :)

Careers do that for you.

[RashoFan]

http://www.gap.com/Asset_Archive/GPWeb/Assets/Product/472/472878/main/gp472878-00p01v01.jpg

Nice, huh? I never thought I'd be a nice clothes guy.
Instead of posting a pic of the clothes...post a pic of what you look like in those clothes. The ST.com ladies will commence judging your style.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have to get it first. AFAIK, none of the Gap stores locally carry blazers, so I'm ordering it online. Hopefully I have it before I go to Houston next weekend.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm a little drunk.

[ATRAIN]

atrain sounded like a 13 year old boy. i think all his shit was a front.


HA, you wish bitch. Jman offered to pose nekked for me on the XBOX live video camera.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm a little drunk.

Nice to meet you, Little Drunk.

I'm Little Clean. I just got out of the shower.

[ATRAIN]

For ATRAIN, hope this isn't five pages old by the time he reads it. . .

http://groovyfresh.homestead.com/files/The_Mutated_Space_Monkey_Project/atrain_banner_small.jpeg


you kick ass JT!!

[CuckingFunt]

Nice to meet you, Little Drunk.

I'm Little Clean. I just got out of the shower.
I'm defiitely drunk, because that made me laugh bunches.

[J.T.]

you kick ass JT!!

lol i might even like yours more than mine

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nobody here took advantage of a drunken CF?

For shame.

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe somebody did, hence the lack of posts.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Touché, Bear.

[RashoFan]

Bear is always on top of his game! But who is he on top of right now??? Hmmmmm

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe somebody did, hence the lack of posts.
Sadly, this is not the case. :depressed

After my drive-by drunk posting, I sent out a few drunken texts (which I then erased for some reason, so if any of them were sent to people here... sorry :oops ) and then climbed in bed and passed out rather spectacularly.

Had there been anyone around to take advantage, its doubtful I'd have posted in the first place.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

For ATRAIN, hope this isn't five pages old by the time he reads it. . .

http://groovyfresh.homestead.com/files/The_Mutated_Space_Monkey_Project/atrain_banner_small.jpegugh. she's filthy.

[katyon6th]

i think katy is better than fried potatoes.

Seriously. But if they're sweet potatoes, I don't know.

[CuckingFunt]

Seriously. But if they're sweet potatoes, I don't know.Mmmmmmmm... yam fries.

[Pale Face]

I play darts.

[Pale Face]

I'm a badass.

[Pale Face]

For ATRAIN, hope this isn't five pages old by the time he reads it. . .

http://groovyfresh.homestead.com/files/The_Mutated_Space_Monkey_Project/atrain_banner_small.jpeg


I need one of the pastiest bitches you can find.

[J.T.]

I don't make sigs for shitty trolls.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i got a good laugh at that troll the other night when i saw the post in the trolls forum.

[Pale Face]

i got a good laugh at that troll the other night when i saw the post in the trolls forum.

Fuck you.

I'm a badass.

[RashoFan]

Fuck you.

I'm a badass.
You wanna a piece of the RashoFan huh?

[Fillmoe]

bitch so white... she has a glow to her....

[RashoFan]

bitch so white... she has a glow to her....
If you are referring to me, that is because I am a star. If you are talking about someone else, then nevermind and carry on.

[florige]

If you are referring to me, that is because I am a star. If you are talking about someone else, then nevermind and carry on.




How did your gtg turn out RF?

[RashoFan]

Small group but good times nonetheless:smokin
Wish you and so many others where here in SA to hang out with us!

[RashoFan]

Flo, you work last night?

[florige]

Small group but good times nonetheless:smokin
Wish you and so many others where here in SA to hang out with us!


Yeah I know. I may try to make a trip out there if SA somehow turns this thing around and gets to the playoffs. Yeah I worked last night. Freakin Cold!!! :santahat

[The Sun]

Good morning everyone!!! Spread some smiles today!!

[mrsmaalox]

Good morning everyone!!! Spread some smiles today!!

Taking the day off are we?

[samikeyp]

Yeah I know. I may try to make a trip out there if SA somehow turns this thing around and gets to the playoffs. Yeah I worked last night. Freakin Cold!!! :santahat

I hear ya man.

It was -5 here last night with a wind chill of -25!

Its ok though, the sun is out today and the temp has already skyrocketed to 0! :lol

and the WC is only -10! :)

[CuckingFunt]

I hear ya man.

It was -5 here last night with a wind chill of -25!

Its ok though, the sun is out today and the temp has already skyrocketed to 0! :lol

and the WC is only -10! :)
I am not above admitting that I would cry like a baby if I ever had to deal with weather like that.

[ATRAIN]

I am not above admitting that I would cry like a baby if I ever had to deal with weather like that.


I can't wait for spring/summer

[mrsmaalox]

I can't wait for spring/summer
Yea but then I'll be hating the heat. I think it's been about perfect the last few days.

[ATRAIN]

Yea but then I'll be hating the heat. I think it's been about perfect the last few days.


Fuck that, id rather deal with the heat any fucking day.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck that, id rather deal with the heat any fucking day.
I don't like to go too far in either direction. I'm all about spring and fall.