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[to21]

If you were a good pimp, you'd do wahtever it took to keep her happy.
Says the other disgruntled night-walker!

[mrsmaalox]

Says the other disgruntled night-walker!

Isn't the term street walker?

[to21]

Isn't the term street walker?
It's not with this Pimp.

He puts his hos on the stroll at night..................night-walker.

[to21]

Either that or you're a Vampire.

[mrsmaalox]

It's not with this Pimp.

He puts his hos on the stroll at night..................night-walker.

Okay then. I'll take the day shift.

[TenBuckTammy]

Tell me a Pimp that would allow this.

To hell with pimps.

[ATRAIN]

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to21, RashoFan, ATRAIN

Uh-oh, RF is the meat in between the bread.


Lets call Rasho Fingercuffs.

[RashoFan]

Either that or you're a Vampire.
I am the one who likes to bite....
...Jman, don't get any ideas...
...everyone, it was not me who was gnawing on Jman's shoulder...

[RashoFan]

Lets call Rasho Fingercuffs.
WTF???
:wtf

[CuckingFunt]

WTF???
:wtf
Looks like Chasing Amy is another movie to add to the download list.

[ATRAIN]

WTF???
:wtf


You know like Chinese fingercuffs that lock both fingers in place. FIGURE IT OUT, its not that hard!!(well not yet at least)

[RashoFan]

Thanks CF...I have lived a sheltered life in regards to movies.
I did get Face Off the other day...I shall watch it this weekend>

[ATRAIN]

Looks like Chasing Amy is another movie to add to the download list.


Thats a long fucking list!!

I can't stop watching the final battle in The Pick Of Destiny for some reason. Shit makes me laugh every time!

[CuckingFunt]

I can't stop watching the final battle in The Pick Of Destiny for some reason. Shit makes me laugh every time!
I keep forgetting to add that one to my Blockbuster queue.

[RashoFan]

I can't believe that the devil is Dave Grohl...the make up job is awesome,can't even tell that it is him

[ATRAIN]

I keep forgetting to add that one to my Blockbuster queue.


I have a shitload of movies that I need to watch on my DVR before I get my HDDVR. I have Pan's Labyrinth, Last King of Scotland, Alpha Dog, and one more that I can't remember.

[ATRAIN]

I can't believe that the devil is Dave Grohl...the make up job is awesome,can't even tell that it is him


Yeah but his vocals are pretty unique.

[CuckingFunt]

I have a shitload of movies that I need to watch on my DVR before I get my HDDVR. I have Pan's Labyrinth, Last King of Scotland, Alpha Dog, and one more that I can't remember.
I FINALLY cleared out both of my DVRs after being out of town for a month over the holidays. Most of it was shit I didn't even end up watching.

[RashoFan]

I have Pan's Labyrinth on DVD...interesting movie. I thought I bought the wrong version till I found out that the movie is IN SPANISH and has English subtitles.
Some graphic violence, but I did like the story.

[CuckingFunt]

Pan's Labyrinth is amazingly good.

[ATRAIN]

I FINALLY cleared out both of my DVRs after being out of town for a month over the holidays. Most of it was shit I didn't even end up watching.


I started watching a Scanner Darkly, and yeah it sucked so stopped watching. There are some things on my DVR i want to keep so I think im going to borrow my roomates DVD TV recorder.

[CuckingFunt]

I started watching a Scanner Darkly, and yeah it sucked so stopped watching. There are some things on my DVR i want to keep so I think im going to borrow my roomates DVD TV recorder.
I got a hand-me-down DVD recorder a little over a year ago and went crazy with the thing. I've got a stack of about 40 DVDs, all with at least two movies on them, that I will probably never be even remotely tempted to watch again. Some of them are movies that I haven't even gotten around to watching a first time.

[RashoFan]

Scanner Darkly...is that with Keanu Reeves?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I loved Chasing Amy.

[ATRAIN]

Pan's Labyrinth is amazingly good.


Yeah I plan to watch it this weekend. I just finally saw blood diamond and really liked it. Pretty crazy stuff going on over there. When I was in NY I had a cab driver from Sierra Leon and was telling me the movie was pretty on how things are, but of course are worse in real life.

[ATRAIN]

Scanner Darkly...is that with Keanu Reeves?


yeah but its all cartoonish.

[RashoFan]

yeah but its all cartoonish.
ok, I saw that one...it was..ehhh

[ATRAIN]

I got a hand-me-down DVD recorder a little over a year ago and went crazy with the thing. I've got a stack of about 40 DVDs, all with at least two movies on them, that I will probably never be even remotely tempted to watch again. Some of them are movies that I haven't even gotten around to watching a first time.


Yeah this is one of those that can convert tv shows, or VHS vids to dvd. I still need to get a external dvd burner, but I think ill just upgrade my desktop at home first.

[ATRAIN]

ok, I saw that one...it was..ehhh


yeah I stopped after the first 30 mins, just couldnt get into it. Has anyone seen I'll sleep when im dead? I wanna see Layer Cake. In Bruges starts today, anyone going to watch it?

[RashoFan]

:madrun I had my laptop on my chest and I push the screen down to close it and get out of bed and it pinched my right boob...Shit that hurt!

[mrsmaalox]

Pan's Labyrinth is amazingly good.

Yes I was very enthralled by it. I think I've just sat down and watched it at least 6 times and each time there is something new to me.

[ATRAIN]

Yes I was very enthralled by it. I think I've just sat down and watched it at least 6 times and each time there is something new to me.


Wow really? That good? I think ill watch it tomorrow afternoon. Then King of Scotland tomm night.

[ATRAIN]

Funt you would like the SXSW movie festival. A lot of IFC movies are first aired here. They usually bring in stuff that isnt showing anywhere else. It last 2 weeks.

[to21]

Does anyone know if those salmon in a pouch things taste any good?

[marini martini]

Does anyone know if those salmon in a pouch things taste any good?

WTF is that?

[to21]

WTF is that?
Put down the booze come join us..........it's 2008!

http://www.chickenofthesea.com/image/products/salmon_garlic_pouch_lg.jpg

:toast

[marini martini]

Put down the booze come join us..........it's 2008!

http://www.chickenofthesea.com/image/products/salmon_garlic_pouch_lg.jpg

:toast

Shit, I just shop in the wine & beer isle :lol

I do not cook food, hooch yes, food no :toast

[CuckingFunt]

yeah I stopped after the first 30 mins, just couldnt get into it. Has anyone seen I'll sleep when im dead? I wanna see Layer Cake. In Bruges starts today, anyone going to watch it?Is I'll Sleep When I'm Dead the one with Clive Owen? If so, it was okay but not great.

I really liked Layer Cake, even though I don't particularly like Daniel Craig.

And I'm really interested to see In Bruges. I've got massive amounts of homework this weekend, but was thinking that would be a good one to go see when I need a bit of a study break.

[CuckingFunt]

:madrun I had my laptop on my chest and I push the screen down to close it and get out of bed and it pinched my right boob...Shit that hurt!:wtf

I don't even know how that is logistically possible.

The laptop would have to be squishing my boobs so much that they overlapped onto the keyboard for there to be any chance of pinching.

[atxrocker]

Alpha Dog


Fucking horrible movie.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt you would like the SXSW movie festival. A lot of IFC movies are first aired here. They usually bring in stuff that isnt showing anywhere else. It last 2 weeks.I've always thought that it would be fun to get to Texas and do SXSW (for the movies AND the music) someday.

[ATRAIN]

Fucking horrible movie.


Really? My friends said it was good, but since it was free on HBO, why not.

[ATRAIN]

Is I'll Sleep When I'm Dead the one with Clive Owen? If so, it was okay but not great.

I really liked Layer Cake, even though I don't particularly like Daniel Craig.

And I'm really interested to see In Bruges. I've got massive amounts of homework this weekend, but was thinking that would be a good one to go see when I need a bit of a study break.


Yeah Ill prob try to see IN Bruges on sat, ill hit you up after I do. Oh yeah I also have Maria Full of Grace saved on my DVR.

[ATRAIN]

I've always thought that it would be fun to get to Texas and do SXSW (for the movies AND the music) someday.


It is great for someone out of Austin, kind of sucks for those that live there. I saw the music lineup so far but there are only like 4 shows I wanna see.

[atxrocker]

I wanna see Layer Cake.


i thought i was behind. you really needa catch up, dude. but yes, layer cake is a good movie... and sienna miller is some nice eye candy in it :smokin

[CuckingFunt]

It is great for someone out of Austin, kind of sucks for those that live there.
That kind of stuff always sucks for the natives.

After growing up in Pasadena, you should see me when someone suggests we watch the fucking Rose Parade.

[atxrocker]

It is great for someone out of Austin, kind of sucks for those that live there.


:wtf disagreed. i enjoy sxsw.

[Richard Cranium]

Really? My friends said it was good, but since it was free on HBO, why not.

It was a good movie.

[ATRAIN]

i thought i was behind. you really needa catch up, dude. but yes, layer cake is a good movie... and sienna miller is some nice eye candy in it :smokin


LOL well you know how it is, you miss a movie then 5 others come out and you fall behind. Sometimes ill spend like a month catching up on old movies.

[ATRAIN]

:wtf disagreed. i enjoy sxsw.


Well I enjoy it, but there are its disadvantages. 1 Crowded venues, 2. 1 hour sets, and LINES. Usually a lot of bands will come back around and play a full set later that year. Same goes for ACL. Just one thing I have noticed. I will however be going to see Nada Surf even though Im going to see them in NYC in April.

[ATRAIN]

That kind of stuff always sucks for the natives.

After growing up in Pasadena, you should see me when someone suggests we watch the fucking Rose Parade.


If I lived in Cali I would go to Coachella every year. I went in 05 and damn that kicked ass!!

[CuckingFunt]

If I lived in Cali I would go to Coachella every year. I went in 05 and damn that kicked ass!!I've never been.

But, then again, I'm kind of a lame ass when it comes to actually making it to concerts. I always keep track of who's playing when and where, think certain shows would be great to see, and then never make the plans to go.

[jman3000]

i studied for that test and it was the most easiest piece of shit test ive ever taken. that means that if i hadnt of studied... it would have still been moderately easy.

ive learned my lesson.

[jman3000]

i wanted to go to sxsw this year... but the tix are too expensive... ill just hope they do some gigs outside of the sxsw moniker.

[ATRAIN]

I've never been.

But, then again, I'm kind of a lame ass when it comes to actually making it to concerts. I always keep track of who's playing when and where, think certain shows would be great to see, and then never make the plans to go.


WOw you really should go at least once and stay in Palm Desert. Its a great venue and fun as hell.

[ATRAIN]

:wtf disagreed. i enjoy sxsw.



OOO and N.E.R.D. are going to be here. I am not missing that one.

[CuckingFunt]

i studied for that test and it was the most easiest piece of shit test ive ever taken. that means that if i hadnt of studied... it would have still been moderately easy.

ive learned my lesson.Psssst... it was easy 'cause you studied.

I can kind of relate, though. I stressed myself out big time for one of my finals last year and it ended up only taking me 15 minutes to complete and I got a 97% on it.

[atxrocker]

N.E.R.D. .


haven't checked the line up yet.. but this is a show i would love to catch

[jman3000]

Psssst... it was easy 'cause you studied.

I can kind of relate, though. I stressed myself out big time for one of my finals last year and it ended up only taking me 15 minutes to complete and I got a 97% on it.

you shut your mouth. my studyin had nothing to do with it, and you know it.

[CuckingFunt]

you shut your mouth. my studyin had nothing to do with it, and you know it.Well excuse the fuck out of me for trying to help you see that your efforts were not completely futile.

And my mouth is shut, dumbass. This is a computer.

[ATRAIN]

haven't checked the line up yet.. but this is a show i would love to catch


Yeah I hope they play new material.

[jman3000]

Well excuse the fuck out of me for trying to help you see that your efforts were not completely futile.

And my mouth is shut, dumbass. This is a computer.

i talk what i type out loud. it helps me feel like im talking to somebody, building relationships. you know.

[CuckingFunt]

i talk what i type out loud. it helps me feel like im talking to somebody, building relationships. you know.You talk it?

Do you talk what other people write, too?

Do you use different voices and accents when you talk the parts of other posters?

What do I sound like when you talk me?

[ATRAIN]

i talk what i type out loud. it helps me feel like im talking to somebody, building relationships. you know.


Go ahead Jman bite the monitor teach her a lesson!!

[ATRAIN]

You talk it?

Do you talk what other people write, too?

Do you use different voices and accents when you talk the parts of other posters?

What do I sound like when you talk me?


For me you sound like the Aflac Duck

[ATRAIN]

Pee Wee sounds like............well Pee Wee Herman.

[CuckingFunt]

For me you sound like the Aflac DuckSurprisingly accurate.

[jman3000]

You talk it?

Do you talk what other people write, too?

Do you use different voices and accents when you talk the parts of other posters?

What do I sound like when you talk me?

i make up a norse sounding accent and just roll with it.

i try not to be too social with the posters... because once i hear their real voice it ruins it for me.

[ATRAIN]

Whenever I talk out loud what Jman is saying I sound like Cheech.

[jman3000]

my voice sounds like sexy.

[ATRAIN]

i make up a norse sounding accent and just roll with it.

i try not to be too social with the posters... because once i hear their real voice it ruins it for me.


I'll mute you on live so you can't hear me.

[ATRAIN]

my voice sounds like sexy.


I think I might change my Jman typing to voice conversion to Charlton Heston.

[CuckingFunt]

i make up a norse sounding accent and just roll with it.
I'm Californian. We don't have any accent.

[jman3000]

youre not californian. youre nordic. from some scandinavian country.

[La Migra]

I'm Californian. We don't have any accent.

Que? I hear all kinds of accents in Cali.

[jman3000]

i think atrain will masturbate to the sound of my voice on live.

it happens too often to think otherwise.

[ATRAIN]

youre not californian. youre nordic. from some scandinavian country.


For some reason I could totally place a Sexy Russian Prostitute voice on the funt

[jman3000]

my friend said he knows somebody who accidentally entered a game of strip uno 3 people were having on live.

wtf? :lol

where can i get some of that action.

[ATRAIN]

i think atrain will masturbate to the sound of my voice on live.

it happens too often to think otherwise.


Considering the fact that I masturbate more than the masturbating bear, that is a possibility.

[peewee's lovechild]

For me you sound like the Aflac Duck

So, you've spoken to The Funt?

[peewee's lovechild]

Pee Wee sounds like............well Pee Wee Herman.

Very true.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm Californian. We don't have any accent.


Valley Girls wouldn't agree.

[ATRAIN]

my friend said he knows somebody who accidentally entered a game of strip uno 3 people were having on live.

wtf? :lol

where can i get some of that action.


I have a homo buddy on live and he invites me to those games, but 1. I dont have the little xbox camera, 2. I am not a homo, 3. They lose on purpose to strip, I hate losing. I have however seen a girl strip on live for me hahaha. She is hot too, but im sure her husband wouldn't have liked that.

[ATRAIN]

So, you've spoken to The Funt?


Just a wild guess, and I see its pretty accurate. Whenever Melmart types I hear the girl from Little Shop Of Horrors.

[ATRAIN]

Everytime Marini posts I just hear a bunch of drunk gibberish, kind of like the teacher from Charlie Brown.

[ATRAIN]

Midge posts and I hear Will Ferrel.

[jman3000]

i actually have the camera dealy.

so yeah. you definately will be jacking it.

[jman3000]

damn this girl for always wearing a short skirt to class.

damn her to hell.

[ATRAIN]

i actually have the camera dealy.

so yeah. you definately will be jacking it.


I played gears with some guys one time and they were swapping porn through AOL im and one of them said ill brb. Left his guy there to die while he went to jack off. Was pretty funny and glad he put it on mute.

[CuckingFunt]

Just a wild guess, and I see its pretty accurate. Whenever Melmart types I hear the girl from Little Shop Of Horrors.I don't sound like the Aflac duck.

Or like a Viking.

Or like a slutty Russian prostitute.

And Melmart definitely doesn't sound like Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors.

[CuckingFunt]

Wait... there's porn swapping and cam stripping going on in the XBox Live community??




This entirely changes my stance on purchasing the 360.

[ATRAIN]

I don't sound like the Aflac duck.

Or like a Viking.

Or like a slutty Russian prostitute.

And Melmart definitely doesn't sound like Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors.


SUDDENLY SIEMORE!!!!!!!!!!

[jman3000]

the district attorney of boerne is pretty hot.

[ATRAIN]

Wait... there's porn swapping and cam stripping going on in the XBox Live community??




This entirely changes my stance on purchasing the 360.


Yes and Yes. Porn swapping was done over PC though. Cam stripping yes does occur. That and phone aka xbox live chatting sex.

[jman3000]

she has a cold, distant look to her, somewhat bitchy.

but it works.

[CuckingFunt]

the district attorney of boerne is pretty hot.Every single day I think about taking my laptop to class, and every single day jman gives me reasons not to. I'd never pay attention to a fucking thing.

[florige]

Everytime Marini posts I just hear a bunch of drunk gibberish, kind of like the teacher from Charlie Brown.



Marini probably plays like shes a drunk. She probably hasn't never taken a drink in her life...

[ATRAIN]

Marini probably plays like shes a drunk. She probably hasn't never taken a drink in her life...


Thats funny I say the same about you :).

[jman3000]

the only friends i tend to make on live are 13 year old boys.

it is funny when a girl is playing though... because all the guys start saying how hot she sounds and get all perverted. i guess that's what happens when the only boob you ever felt came when you were 1 month old.

[ATRAIN]

Ok now im curious. When I post what do I sound like to you guys? Let the lashings commence.

[jman3000]

she's just the assistant county attorney for kendall county.

: (

sigh

[CuckingFunt]

Yes and Yes. Porn swapping was done over PC though. Cam stripping yes does occur. That and phone aka xbox live chatting sex.I have no desire to participate in any of those things.

Except maybe voyeuristically.

[ATRAIN]

the only friends i tend to make on live are 13 year old boys.

it is funny when a girl is playing though... because all the guys start saying how hot she sounds and get all perverted. i guess that's what happens when the only boob you ever felt came when you were 1 month old.


LOL then your right at home to damn pedo!!

[jman3000]

Every single day I think about taking my laptop to class, and every single day jman gives me reasons not to. I'd never pay attention to a fucking thing.

i live to serve.

[ATRAIN]

I have no desire to participate in any of those things.

Except maybe voyeuristically.


So you like to watch or show off?

[jman3000]

but she's here in class.... she's a guest speaker... it's not like im not paying atention.

[CuckingFunt]

the only friends i tend to make on live are 13 year old boys.

it is funny when a girl is playing though... because all the guys start saying how hot she sounds and get all perverted. i guess that's what happens when the only boob you ever felt came when you were 1 month old.No. The lack of boobage doesn't help things, but it mostly happens because guys are stupid.

[florige]

Thats funny I say the same about you :).


Yeah. I'm guessing as little I know about beers I shouldn't be surprised.

[CuckingFunt]

Ok now im curious. When I post what do I sound like to you guys? Let the lashings commence.I don't hear the posts.

Except from the few people that I've actually talked to, which I hear in their actual voices.

[CuckingFunt]

So you like to watch or show off?Watch.

But only to be amused, not turned on.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah. I'm guessing as little I know about beers I shouldn't be surprised.


LOL yup

[to21]

Porn swapping goes on here. Why buy a Xbox360 for that?

[ATRAIN]

Watch.

But only to be amused, not turned on.


Yeah same here.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't sound like the Aflac duck.

Or like a Viking.

Or like a slutty Russian prostitute.

And Melmart definitely doesn't sound like Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors.


A Polish prostitute?

[ATRAIN]

Porn swapping goes on here. Why buy a Xbox360 for that?


True, but we have to do it secretly now because Flo will crash the servers again.

[florige]

Ok now im curious. When I post what do I sound like to you guys? Let the lashings commence.



Probably a Mr.Belvedere type sound.

[ATRAIN]

Probably a Mr.Belvedere type sound.


LOL WTF

[florige]

True, but we have to do it secretly now because Flo will crash the servers again.



:pctoss :elephant

[ATRAIN]

A Polish prostitute?


Maybe A German Prostitute like the grandma in Beerfest.

[florige]

Yeah same here.


C'mon dude! There has to be a porn that you actually do like...

[jman3000]

i think of atrain as a little kid. mostly because of his uneccesary ":lol that's funny", "woah, that's sad", "dude, that's wrong" type of comments.

[ATRAIN]

C'mon dude! There has to be a porn that you actually do like...


OH there is, ill send you the link when I get home.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe A German Prostitute like the grandma in Beerfest.

:lol :lol

[ATRAIN]

i think of atrain as a little kid. mostly because of his uneccesary ":lol that's funny", "woah, that's sad", "dude, that's wrong" type of comments.


totally brah

[florige]

i think of atrain as a little kid. mostly because of his uneccesary ":lol that's funny", "woah, that's sad", "dude, that's wrong" type of comments.



I've never EVER even seen him use the :lol . He always uses LOL instead... :lol

[ATRAIN]

i think of atrain as a little kid. mostly because of his uneccesary ":lol that's funny", "woah, that's sad", "dude, that's wrong" type of comments.


Actually ive gotten the whole you sound like a surfer comment a few times. I personally don't get it, but thats just what they say.

[jman3000]

maybe it's my old age, but porn does nothing for me now

[ATRAIN]

I've never EVER even seen him use the :lol . He always uses LOL instead... :lol


Flo has a point I think Jman has me confused with one of his 12 year old XBL buddies.

[florige]

totally brah


Paul Walker.... :lol

[jman3000]

they say i sound like a guero. mostly because i say "howdy" "and y'all" a lot.

[ATRAIN]

maybe it's my old age, but porn does nothing for me now


Porn was exciting when I was like 10 trying to watch Night Eyes 3. Now, not so much, although streaming porn has kept me watching. I would never buy porn.

[CuckingFunt]

i think of atrain as a little kid. mostly because of his uneccesary ":lol that's funny", "woah, that's sad", "dude, that's wrong" type of comments.:lmao

Whoa, that's funny.

[ATRAIN]

they say i sound like a guero. mostly because i say "howdy" "and y'all" a lot.


Hick is the word I would use.

[to21]

True, but we have to do it secretly now because Flo will crash the servers again.I need to visit this site.

[atxrocker]

they say i sound like a guero. mostly because i say "howdy" "and y'all" a lot.


and reckon

[ATRAIN]

and reckon


and fixin

[ATRAIN]

Paul Walker.... :lol


I was thinking more of Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted's

[CuckingFunt]

Porn was never so good for me as it was when I used to try to make out what was happening on the scrambled Spice channel.

[florige]

Porn was never so good for me as it was when I used to try to make out what was happening on the scrambled Spice channel.



:lol

[to21]

and fixinDon't the blacks use "fixin"?

Like .........."I'm fixin to make me a sammich."

Or is it......."I'm fittn to make me a sammich."

[jman3000]

Porn was never so good for me as it was when I used to try to make out what was happening on the scrambled Spice channel.

kick ass.

i remember it would unscramble sometimes and the picture would be clear for about 2 seconds. if you were lucky youd see some clear boobs.

[CuckingFunt]

and fixinOne of the few ghetto things that hasn't completely left my speech is the occasional use of "finna."

[florige]

I KNOW that peewee owns some kickass porn!

[jman3000]

i do say reckon a lot :depressed

[florige]

Don't the blacks use "fixin"?

Like .........."I'm fixin to make me a sammich."

Or is it......."I'm fittn to make me a sammich."




Not all blacks talk like bra Man... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

kick ass.

i remember it would unscramble sometimes and the picture would be clear for about 2 seconds. if you were lucky youd see some clear boobs.I remember one time the screen went clear for almost a complete lesbian scene. I thought it was God rewarding me for being such a good person.

[florige]

I know I do say "dug" instead of dog.

[florige]

I know I do say "dug" instead of dog. Like get that dug yo!!

[ATRAIN]

Porn was never so good for me as it was when I used to try to make out what was happening on the scrambled Spice channel.


I got you beat on that one. My friend used his VIDEO camera filiming the static on the tv trying to see a tit. Shit was pretty sad hahah but as kids it was the shit.

[CuckingFunt]

I got you beat on that one. My friend used his VIDEO camera filiming the static on the tv trying to see a tit. Shit was pretty sad hahah but as kids it was the shit.Why a video camera? To save if for posterity? Or was the camera supposed to have some magical properties that suddenly made the porn clear?

[to21]

I know I do say "dug" instead of dog. Like get that dug yo!!Do you ever hear......"What the problem is?" or "What's the problem occifer?"

[ATRAIN]

Why a video camera? To save if for posterity? Or was the camera supposed to have some magical properties that suddenly made the porn clear?


Old Tv did not have RCA jacks so that was the method of recording hahahaha

[peewee's lovechild]

I KNOW that peewee owns some kickass porn!

Dude, I have an 80 G hard drive full of porn.
I need get another PC for more porn.

[CuckingFunt]

I remember one time the screen went clear for almost a complete lesbian scene. I thought it was God rewarding me for being such a good person.Upon further reflection, I still think it was God rewarding me for being such a good person.

[CuckingFunt]

Old Tv did not have RCA jacks so that was the method of recording hahahahaThat is fucking hilarious.

[ATRAIN]

Dude, I have an 80 G hard drive full of porn.
I need get another PC for more porn.


or you can get an external hard drive

[ATRAIN]

That is fucking hilarious.


Hell yeah!!

[florige]

Do you ever hear......"What the problem is?" or "What's the problem occifer?"


More to the lines of "C'mon bro give me a break".

[jman3000]

Hell yeah!!

:lmao

[Melmart1]

Just a wild guess, and I see its pretty accurate. Whenever Melmart types I hear the girl from Little Shop Of Horrors.
I sound like Ellen Greene? :wtf

[CuckingFunt]

:lmaoOkay, ATRAIN's posts are starting to sound super excited to me.

Not quite like a kid, as jman suggested, but like someone who's had way too many Red Bulls.

[CuckingFunt]

I sound like Ellen Greene? :wtfThat's what I said.

[Pale Face]

Fuck it.

[Pale Face]

Fuck it all.

[Pale Face]

Fuck you.

[Pale Face]

I'm a badass.

[CuckingFunt]

Someone's got a little too much time on their hands.

[Melmart1]

Laaaame troll.

[Pale Face]

Someone's got a little too much time on their hands.

Fuck it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I actually think it's pretty amusing.

[Pale Face]

Laaaame troll.

I'm a badass.

[ATRAIN]

Laaaame troll.


I just have one guess on that troll.

[ATRAIN]

Okay, ATRAIN's posts are starting to sound super excited to me.

Not quite like a kid, as jman suggested, but like someone who's had way too many Red Bulls.


Actually it was a monster.

[Melmart1]

I actually think it's pretty amusing.
It would be, with better execution.

[CuckingFunt]

I just have one guess on that troll.I imagine I have the same guess.

[jman3000]

Okay, ATRAIN's posts are starting to sound super excited to me.

Not quite like a kid, as jman suggested, but like someone who's had way too many Red Bulls.
that's pretty much what i was trying to convey... like a really excited puppy.

[CuckingFunt]

that's pretty much what i was trying to convey... like a really excited puppy.Exactly.

Eager.

[samikeyp]

Porn was never so good for me as it was when I used to try to make out what was happening on the scrambled Spice channel.


Channel 99, Rendezvous Theater on the old Rogers Cablesystem, which became Paragon, which became Time Warner.


Good times. :smokin

[ATRAIN]

Exactly.

Eager.


Like my old Hyper Lab. I miss that fucking crazy dog.

[CuckingFunt]

Channel 99, Rendezvous Theater on the old Rogers Cablesystem, which became Paragon, which became Time Warner.


Good times. :smokinSpice for me was channel 66.

And I don't remember what cable company it was because it was stolen.

But I do remember that I couldn't watch it through the VCR because if I did it would just be a blue screen.

[mrsmaalox]

Like my old Hyper Lab. I miss that fucking crazy dog.

What happened to him?

[Melmart1]

Before I actually heard ATRAIN's voice, I always thought of his voice in a little boy, excited way because it seemed half his posts were "LOL!!!" or something like that.

[florige]

Okay, ATRAIN's posts are starting to sound super excited to me.

Not quite like a kid, as jman suggested, but like someone who's had way too many Red Bulls.



Or just excited about life in general.

[samikeyp]

I sound like Ellen Greene? :wtf


God no!

You sound wayyyy better than that. :)

[ATRAIN]

What happened to him?


He got sick and died :(

[CuckingFunt]

Before I actually heard ATRAIN's voice, I always thought of his voice in a little boy, excited way because it seemed half his posts were "LOL!!!" or something like that.Which was confirmed when you talked to him, right?

[ATRAIN]

Before I actually heard ATRAIN's voice, I always thought of his voice in a little boy, excited way because it seemed half his posts were "LOL!!!" or something like that.


Im an excited boy on the inside. Like one that just found a golden ticket.

[ATRAIN]

Which was confirmed when you talked to him, right?


Yup

[Melmart1]

Which was confirmed when you talked to him, right?
LOL!!!!

[Melmart1]

Im an excited boy on the inside. Like one that just found a golden ticket.
Well, if you are talking to me, it goes without saying that you should be excited.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet ATRAIN is the type of guy who occasionally slips and says "LOL" in actual conversation.

[to21]

Was that the Pale Face the Tonto troll is always speakn' of?

[Melmart1]

Was that the Pale Face the Tonto troll is always speakn' of?
I'm not white, I just look like it :lol

[ATRAIN]

I bet ATRAIN is the type of guy who occasionally slips and says "LOL" in actual conversation.


Yeah I do talk in my internet typing voice from time to time. It does sound a lot like the South Park Guitar Hero Acoustic guitar though. So basically like typing on the phone.

[CuckingFunt]

Words cannot possibly express how little I want to deal with the grocery store right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

or you can get an external hard drive

I need an industrial sized external hard drive.

Fuck, I need a mainframe.

[ATRAIN]

I need an industrial sized external hard drive.

Fuck, I need a mainframe.


A blade server would work.

[florige]

Mel and Funt needs to let me hear how they sound in real life for verification purposes.

[peewee's lovechild]

Im an excited boy on the inside. Like one that just found a golden ticket.

I think you sound like Gomer Pyle.

Did I spell that shit right?

[peewee's lovechild]

A blade server would work.

I need like 10 of those.

[mrsmaalox]

I need an industrial sized external hard drive.

Fuck, I need a mainframe.

It would be cool if you would set up computers and screens like the NASA control room just for porn!

[ATRAIN]

Mel and Funt needs to let me hear how they sound in real life for verification purposes.


I can hear Flo sounding like a young Gary Coleman. WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT FLO!!

[CuckingFunt]

It would be cool if you would set up computers and screens like the NASA control room just for porn!Well... there went the kid's college fund.

[florige]

I can hear Flo sounding like a young Gary Coleman. WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT FLO!!


If Gary Coleman talks like Speedy Gonzales then yeah... I had to go to speech therapy in HS because I talk so freakin fast. From what I've been told anyway.

[peewee's lovechild]

It would be cool if you would set up computers and screens like the NASA control room just for porn!

I already have something like that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can hear Flo sounding like a young Gary Coleman. WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT FLO!!

A young Gary Coleman and an old Gary Coleman sound the same.

[CuckingFunt]

If Gary Coleman talks like Speedy Gonzales then yeah...

:lmao x 2,500 @ the audio currently in my head.

[ATRAIN]

A young Gary Coleman and an old Gary Coleman sound the same.


LOL oh yeah I forgot about that.

[florige]

It would be cool if you would set up computers and screens like the NASA control room just for porn!


Peewee works for NASA anyway.

[katyon6th]

You guys all talk to eachother on the phone?

[ATRAIN]

Hey Funt do me a favor and type "I always sleep better with a little sausage in me"

[ATRAIN]

You guys all talk to eachother on the phone?


No

[ATRAIN]

You guys all talk to eachother on the phone?


Although I have talked to you on the phone a few times.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Funt do me a favor and type "I always sleep better with a little sausage in me"Pourquoi?

[mrsmaalox]

Peewee works for NASA anyway.

He just says that because of that pretend control room.

[CuckingFunt]

You guys all talk to eachother on the phone?Nope.

[katyon6th]

Although I have talked to you on the phone a few times.

Yeah, it's been a while. And I've talked to you in person, too.

2 up.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee works for NASA anyway.

I haven't posted all that much because we were so busy with the launching of Atlantis and all that.

It's hard working for NASA.

[mrsmaalox]

All the men on this board sound the same.

[Melmart1]

Mel and Funt needs to let me hear how they sound in real life for verification purposes.
I would call you but I would be afraid you would be rubbing one out while we talk ...

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, it's been a while. And I've talked to you in person, too.

2 up.

Does he sound like Gomer Pyle?

I bet he does.

[Melmart1]

Peewee works for NASA anyway.
:lmao I can't believe you thought that.

[mrsmaalox]

I would call you but I would be afraid you would be rubbing one out while we talk ...
I think that's why he suggested it.

[peewee's lovechild]

All the men on this board sound the same.

I sound like Richard Harris without the accent, and with a lisp.

[CuckingFunt]

I would call you but I would be afraid you would be rubbing one out while we talk ...Exactly.

Add the complication of him being in the cruiser while doing so, and... I just couldn't live with myself if I caused that kind of accident.

[florige]

I would call you but I would be afraid you would be rubbing one out while we talk ...


Damn you to Hell A...... :pctoss :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I sound like Richard Harris without the accent, and with a lisp.

If Richard Harris was deaf.

[to21]

If Richard Harris was deaf.Ahhhh.

That dosen't matter, you would still show him ur feet.

[ATRAIN]

I would call you but I would be afraid you would be rubbing one out while we talk ...


LOL yup you got that right. I think he already rubbed one out with your lame troll.

[samikeyp]

Mel has that hot Latina voice working.

[florige]

Exactly.

Add the complication of him being in the cruiser while doing so, and... I just couldn't live with myself if I caused that kind of accident.


The only way would be if you two called me and allowed me to listen to you two have hot unrated phone sex... The hell with that, I would call out that night..

[ATRAIN]

Does he sound like Gomer Pyle?

I bet he does.


I SURE DO!! Wait, you have heard my voice baboso!!

[mrsmaalox]

Ahhhh.

That dosen't matter, you would still show him ur feet.

Of course. I didn't say "blind" I said deaf

[Melmart1]

The only way would be if you two called me and allowed me to listen to you two have hot unrated phone sex... The hell with that, I would call out that night..
I have never even thought of having phone sex with Funt, sorry.

[florige]

Mel has that hot Latina voice working.


What am I the only one who hasn't talked to Mel yet?

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, it's been a while. And I've talked to you in person, too.

2 up.


I'm going to call you later. Oh yeah and I have drank your Hurricane too.

3 up

[CuckingFunt]

I have never even thought of having phone sex with Funt, sorry.Ditto.

[florige]

:lmao I can't believe you thought that.


Like I said how would I know. Like if Marini told me she was a professor at Yale or something. How would I know any better.

[katyon6th]

I'm going to call you later. Oh yeah and I have drank your Hurricane too.

3 up

Yeah, well I ate one of your fries.

I win.

[florige]

I have never even thought of having phone sex with Funt, sorry.


Oh well it was worth a try.

[CuckingFunt]

Like I said how would I know. Like if Marini told me she was a professor at Yale or something. How would I know any better.Bad example. I don't think anyone here is quite that gullible.

[RichardSimmons]

All the men on this board sound the same.

You really think so? :elephant

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel has that hot Latina voice working.

That alone will make you cum.

[mrsmaalox]

What am I the only one who hasn't talked to Mel yet?

I haven't.

[florige]

I haven't.


Good at least I don;t feel left out.

[mrsmaalox]

You really think so? :elephant

Maybe not all, but several of them do.

[peewee's lovechild]

I haven't.

You should.

You guys sound like you could be BFF.

[mrsmaalox]

You should.

You guys sound like you could be BFF.

Why do our voices sound alike? :lol Poor Mel will hate that!

[florige]

Ditto.


I guess I will have to settle for hearing you two at seperate occasions, right Funt and Mel?

[CuckingFunt]

I guess I will have to settle for hearing you two at seperate occasions, right Funt and Mel?Just because I've spoken to a few people doesn't mean I hand my number out willy nilly.