Free Quattro Razor (14)

[florige]

no. i'm talking about the females here at my work. it's CLEAVEland over here if you know what i mean.



You guys suck!!!!

[ATRAIN]

So it was him afterall... :lol


It was another troll.

[ATRAIN]

as long as they sway, the color don't matter.



As long as they can be motorboated is important.

[florige]

It was another troll.


Yeah I remember you telling me that he used the troll SN of a doll or something he had on his computer.. :lol

[ATRAIN]

Yeah I remember you telling me that he used the troll SN of a doll or something he had on his computer.. :lol


hahaha kind of. That troll I outed him on but he played it off, but I know for a fact that it was him.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You guys suck!!!!if i did i would be fired.

[mrsmaalox]

As long as they can be motorboated is important.

I've never seen pinks in real life, but sometimes they look kinda creepy. But I guess any really big ones are too

[CuckingFunt]

For those of you who didn't see grindhouse: Planet Terror and Deathproof in the theater missed out. The dvd is ok but the whole grindhouse previews was all part of the fun.Agreed. I hate that neither of the DVDs (so far) have any of the previews.

[to21]

^ Which was your favorite preview?

[CuckingFunt]

^ Which was your favorite preview?Don't.

Thanksgiving was a close second, but Don't was just perfect.

[to21]

Oh and I'd like to throw my name in there as liking the pinks also.

[CuckingFunt]

If I'm seeing nips, I tend not to bitch too much about color.

Picky bastards.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If I'm seeing nips, I tend not to bitch too much about color.

Picky bastards.maalox is the bastard

[to21]

Don't.

Thanksgiving was a close second, but Don't was just perfect.Thanksgiving :lol

"Roth's fake trailer contained elements that almost earned Grindhouse an NC-17 rating, including a cheerleader simultaneously stripping and bouncing on a trampoline, and three decapitations, one of which occurring as the victim's girlfriend performs fellatio on him."

Funny stuff.

[ATRAIN]

^ Which was your favorite preview?


Thanksgiving by Eli Roth

[to21]

If I'm seeing nips, I tend not to bitch too much about color.

Picky bastards.Exactly...."the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice."

[ATRAIN]

Don't.

Thanksgiving was a close second, but Don't was just perfect.


Don't was funny as shit but the second time around it was just ok. Machette was awesome too.

[CuckingFunt]

Thanksgiving :lol

"Roth's fake trailer contained elements that almost earned Grindhouse an NC-17 rating, including a cheerleader simultaneously stripping and bouncing on a trampoline, and three decapitations, one of which occurring as the victim's girlfriend performs fellatio on him."

Funny stuff.The first time I saw Grindhouse in the theater, there was a kid in the audience who couldn't have been older than five... maybe six. After that preview, his dumbfuck parents had to explain skull-fucking as their punishment for not getting a damn babysitter.

[mrsmaalox]

maalox is the bastard

Am not, I've just never seen real pinks so I always wondered! It's kinda like some men have foreskins, some don't. Which is better?

[CuckingFunt]

How can you go through however many decades without ever seeing pink nipples? You'd think there would have at least been a pair or two in a lockerroom, or something.

[florige]

Thats it! I'm buying Grindhouse today thats all there is to it!!

[mrsmaalox]

How can you go through however many decades without ever seeing pink nipples? You'd think there would have at least been a pair or two in a lockerroom, or something.

I guess I never made an effort to look. Why would that be strange? I've never touched any nips but my own either!

[CuckingFunt]

Thanksgiving :lol

"Roth's fake trailer contained elements that almost earned Grindhouse an NC-17 rating, including a cheerleader simultaneously stripping and bouncing on a trampoline, and three decapitations, one of which occurring as the victim's girlfriend performs fellatio on him."

Funny stuff.I just remembered the payoff to this joke... thinking about it made my girl parts hurt. :dramaquee

[florige]

I guess I never made an effort to look. Why would that be strange? I've never touched any nips but my own either!


Yeah right!!... :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah right!!... :lol

I mean I've never touched any other girl's nips. I've done lots of stuff to guy's nipples! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've done lots of stuff to guy's nipples! :loli can second that.

[mrsmaalox]

i can second that.

Why must you insist on tainting my reputation around here? :lol

[ATRAIN]

I just remembered the payoff to this joke... thinking about it made my girl parts hurt. :dramaquee


YES the SPLIT!!!!

[to21]

I mean I've never touched any other girl's nips. I've done lots of stuff to guy's nipples! :lolC'mon maalox play along with flo. What you meant to say was all the girl's nips you've played with have been big dark ones.

[CuckingFunt]

Why must you insist on tainting my reputation around here? :lolI don't think that's even possible.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't think that's even possible.

well ding ding!

[CuckingFunt]

YES the SPLIT!!!!No.

No, no, no, no, no.

[mrsmaalox]

C'mon maalox play along with flo. What you meant to say was all the girl's nips you've played with have been big dark ones.

Okay I'll admit it. I have played with brown ones! Mine. :lol

[to21]

i can second that.Are you saying you've done a lot with guy's nips to?

[to21]

Okay I'll admit it. I have played with brown ones! Mine. :lolnuh-uh!

Let me see.

[mrsmaalox]

Are you saying you've done a lot with guy's nips to?

You know when I re-read that I thought the same thing. And here he tries to smear me! Hmm.

[florige]

Are you saying you've done a lot with guy's nips to?



... :lol

[ATRAIN]

Are you saying you've done a lot with guy's nips to?


Yeah I was going to fix it and then said wait he DID say that hahaha.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah I was going to fix it and then said wait he DID say that hahaha.
Oh well if that's what floats his boat.....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

maalox got what i was getting at. i can see how it could be misunderstood. i'd say there's about 36lbs of pure tit split among 6 women here @ work, and it's very distracting.

[mrsmaalox]

maalox got what i was getting at. i can see how it could be misunderstood. i'd say there's about 36lbs of pure tit split among 6 women here @ work, and it's very distracting.
Oh no, is your desk hovering again?

And how would one weigh their breasts?

[to21]

Oh well if that's what floats his boat.....Floats his boat huh? You mean he's into boats and seamen to?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh no, is your desk hovering again?no. my desk at work is pretty heavy, but there's a hole being bored on the underside of it.

[to21]

maalox got what i was getting at. i can see how it could be misunderstood. i'd say there's about 36lbs of pure tit split among 6 women here @ work, and it's very distracting.When you wieghed these tittays, did they feel like bags of sand to?

[mrsmaalox]

When you wieghed these tittays, did they feel like bags of sand to?

Bags of sand?! I thought they were supposed to feel like really full water balloons :depressed

[to21]

Bags of sand?! I thought they were supposed to feel like really full water balloons :depressedHaven't seen 40 Year Old Virign huh?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And how would one weigh their breasts?the mind is a wonderful thing

[ATRAIN]

Haven't seen 40 Year Old Virign huh?


Guess that didnt keep her short attention span either.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

When you wieghed these tittays, did they feel like bags of sand to?well one pair would. they're fake and they look like they hurt her. theyre bigger than her head. the rest are au natural

[mrsmaalox]

Floats his boat huh? You mean he's into boats and seamen to?

No I was just saying he has a rep as a first class "motor-boater"

[mrsmaalox]

well one pair would. they're fake and they look like they hurt her. theyre bigger than her head. the rest are au natural

Do you work at a strip club? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Do you work at a strip club? :lolno, but i kept a couple in business in my 20's.

[mrsmaalox]

no, but i kept a couple in business in my 20's.

Atrain works at one. His name is "El Grande" aka "El Monstro". He's very successful.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Atrain works at one. His name is "El Grande" aka "El Monstro". He's very successful.my name was "Sir Loin"

[mrsmaalox]

my name was "Sir Loin"

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i used to work at a native american strip joint and i was called "3 tracks in the snow"

[mrsmaalox]

i used to work at a native american strip joint and i was called "3 tracks in the snow"

That's all true. I liked the private shows---when I could afford them.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

damn, maalox. i must say, again, that's a cool pic of donald.

[mrsmaalox]

damn, maalox. i must say, again, that's a cool pic of donald.

The man of my dreams: smart, funny, talented and horny in a creepy sort of way!!

[CuckingFunt]

And how would one weigh their breasts?

Scale, I'm guessing.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol :lol
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h302/xeokys/Clipboard01-1.png

[Viva Las Espuelas]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^hmmmmmmmmmm..........still waiting for the punchline. hopefully when i wake up in the morning it'll appear.

[Trainwreck2100]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^hmmmmmmmmmm..........still waiting for the punchline. hopefully when i wake up in the morning it'll appear.

He sent his girlfriend that screenshot

[mrsmaalox]

He would have to tell her eventually.

[to21]

The joke wouldn't be that funny if the person he was IM'ing was a shemale.

[samikeyp]

If I'm seeing nips, I tend not to bitch too much about color.

Picky bastards.


:tu

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Mario Van Peebles is on All My Children.

Wow.

[mrsmaalox]

I just picked up my mail and found that my Dad has sent me a lovely Andrea Bocelli cd! Just beautiful...perfect for a cold, gloomy day like today! And I just happen to have a brand new bottle of Amaretto di Saronno.....:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Mario Van Peebles is on All My Children.

Wow.
He's gonna do Erica right?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

He's gonna do Erica right?

I dunno. She was talking to him when I turned on the TV.

[mrsmaalox]

I dunno. She was talking to him when I turned on the TV.
I saw one day last week and she seemed to be "scheming" something......but that's all she ever does!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I saw one day last week and she seemed to be "scheming" something......but that's all she ever does!

I'll have to trust you on that one... I was just making sure I didn't miss the top stories on the Noon show.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll have to trust you on that one... I was just making sure I didn't miss the top stories on the Noon show.

:rolleyes You and your priorities! :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:rolleyes You and your priorities! :lol

Nothing major, though. Maybe two/three I'll work on when I get there.

A folo on the worker buried by an unstable dirt mound and City Council approved Haven For Hope. Maybe the increased enforcement on the noise ordinance.

[katyon6th]

Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.

[florige]

Geez I hate this Jason Strantham jerk! How this guy keep getting leading roles is beyond me!!

[ATRAIN]

Geez I hate this Jason Strantham jerk! How this guy keep getting leading roles is beyond me!!


You talking about Turkish?

[Mister Sinister]

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool is either going to rock my socks, or it's going to be another Topher Grace as Eddie Brock.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mario Van Peebles is on All My Children.

Wow.

You're watching "All My Children"?

Damn, I'm disappointed in you.

"The Young and The Restless" is where it's at.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Peewee,

I just heard where Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off a date on eBay.

[peewee's lovechild]

You talking about Turkish?

"Hey Charlie, what's going on with them sausages?"

"Two minutes, Turkish!"

[Mister Sinister]

Cheezborger, cheezborger, cheezborger!

[mrsmaalox]

Geez I hate this Jason Strantham jerk! How this guy keep getting leading roles is beyond me!!

I like his movies but I don't find him particularly attractive.

[florige]

You talking about Turkish?



Chaos, with him and Snipes, and Crank. This only movie I kind of tolerated him in was The Italian Job. And that because he wasn't the lead actor. Everytime he talks it sounds like the A-hole is reading his script right off the cue card.

[mrsmaalox]

Chaos, with him and Snipes, and Crank. This only movie I kind of tolerated him in was The Italian Job. And that because he wasn't the lead actor. Everytime he talks it sounds like the A-hole is reading his script right off the cue card.

I agree. He's kind of a fathead.

[ATRAIN]

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool is either going to rock my socks, or it's going to be another Topher Grace as Eddie Brock.


in what movie?

[ATRAIN]

"Hey Charlie, what's going on with them sausages?"

"Two minutes, Turkish!"


It was two minutes five minutes ago.

[florige]

I like his movies but I don't find him particularly attractive.



Thats part of the reason that jerk gets movies is for his looks.

[mrsmaalox]

Flo, I have had Baltimore cops on my mind for a couple of days now....yesterday I heard an interview with Richard Price, who is a writer on The Wire; he also wrote the novel Clockers, which was the inspiration for The Wire. I didn't know that. Then today was an interview with David Simon, the creator and exec. prod. of The Wire. He used to be a reporter with the Sun. Anyway, they talk about how they write the show, how they research, what's real and what isn't. Fascinating life you guys have, I must say!!! I'll bet you could tell us some stories!

[florige]

Flo, I have had Baltimore cops on my mind for a couple of days now....yesterday I heard an interview with Richard Price, who is a writer on The Wire; he also wrote the novel Clockers, which was the inspiration for The Wire. I didn't know that. Then today was an interview with David Simon, the creator and exec. prod. of The Wire. He used to be a reporter with the Sun. Anyway, they talk about how they write the show, how they research, what's real and what isn't. Fascinating life you guys have, I must say!!! I'll bet you could tell us some stories!


I have a few stories. Most of the time Narcotics and Homicide have the most wtf stories. I handle alot of domestic disputes, traffic, breaking and entering , those types of things. Hopefully next year I will have some of those "Wire" type stories for you guys. Plus the time of day I work now, not much goes on, except for the weekends when you are dealing with all the drunk folk.

[ATRAIN]

I have a few stories. Most of the time Narcotics and Homicide has the most entertaining stories. I handle alot of domestic disputes, traffic, breaking and entering , those types of things. Hopefully next year I will have some of those "Wire" type stories for you guys. Plus the time of day I work now, not much goes on, except for the weekends when you are dealing with all the drunk folk.


I wanna hear a police brutality story dammit!!!

[florige]

I wanna hear a police brutality story dammit!!!



... :lol If you ever become a cop I think Im going recommend that they only give you pepper spray as a weapon, you and any kind of solid weapon don't mix.... :lol

[Mister Sinister]

in what movie?
Wolverine.

[mrsmaalox]

... :lol If you ever become a cop I think Im going recommend that they only give you pepper spray as a weapon, you and any kind of solid weapon don't mix.... :lol

For sure. :) NO Taser!!! Or he could be like Barney Fife; you could give him ONE bullet to keep in his pocket!!! :lol

[florige]

Wolverine.


Speaking of which, doesn't that come out sometime this year?

[ATRAIN]

... :lol If you ever become a cop I think Im going recommend that they only give you pepper spray as a weapon, you and any kind of solid weapon don't mix.... :lol


All I need are my fists and my roid rage!!

[ATRAIN]

Wolverine.


Oh I guess could be cool, not the enemy I would pick.

[florige]

Peewee you check out that new woman I posted in that Megan Fox thread?

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee,

I just heard where Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off a date on eBay.

I need money.

Maybe I can start a Peewee telethon.

All proceeds going to ensure that The Peewee has a date Scarlett Johansson.

JB, send me the link of where you found this information.

I must start this immediately.

[florige]

All I need are my fists and my roid rage!!


You use roids?

[peewee's lovechild]

Flo, have you ever beat the shit out of a perp that was being an asshole?

You can tell me.
I won't tell anyone.

I swear.

[mrsmaalox]

I need money.

Maybe I can start a Peewee telethon.

All proceeds going to ensure that The Peewee has a date Scarlett Johansson.

JB, send me the link of where you found this information.

I must start this immediately.

I have money. Plenty of it. But you would need to earn it.

[ATRAIN]

You use roids?


LOL uhhhh I dont think I should answer that question.

[ATRAIN]

I have money. Plenty of it. But you would need to earn it.


Come by the club later I need to make rent.

[ATRAIN]

Flo, have you ever beat the shit out of a perp that was being an asshole?

You can tell me.
I won't tell anyone.

I swear.


If you haven't flo you should. There is nothing more exhilarating than beating this shit out of a random person, well besides rape.

[mrsmaalox]

Come by the club later I need to make rent.

Will you do that "glo in the dark" trick?

[peewee's lovechild]

I have money. Plenty of it. But you would need to earn it.

So, when do you want me to feel up your sagging, wrinkled tits?

And, how much $$$ will I make from it?

[peewee's lovechild]

If you haven't flo you should. There is nothing more exhilarating than beating this shit out of a random person, well besides rape.

Has Flo raped anyone?

I think Flo has to answer this.

He probably has the world's dirtiest night stick, all sticky from all the random pussy he shoves it into.

I'm starting to respect Flo more and more.

[ATRAIN]

Will you do that "glo in the dark" trick?

Yup, thats my money maker.

[ATRAIN]

Has Flo raped anyone?

I think Flo has to answer this.

He probably has the world's dirtiest night stick, all sticky from all the random pussy he shoves it into.

I'm starting to respect Flo more and more.


Pee Wee you and I should both be cops and request to be partners so we can bust all the hookers and then bang them for free. We would be the dirtiest most corrupt cops ever. Im sure Flo has taken advantage of girls by flashing the badge.

[florige]

Flo, have you ever beat the shit out of a perp that was being an asshole?

You can tell me.
I won't tell anyone.

I swear.


.. :lol Nah man nothing like that. I try to be fair and understanding to most people I encounter. As long as you are not CLEARLY in the wrong and then try to cop an attitude I'm normally pretty fair. Like if a person is going like 10 or 15 over the speed limit, but he or she tells me that they are trying to make it to work, I more than likely will give them a warning. The problem with alot of officers (even some I work with) they tend to let whats going on in their personal lives affect how they treat the public. Thats why you get these cops who are A-holes for no reason. And thats not fair. YOU HAVE to be able to separate whats going on in your personal life from the job if you want to be a police officer. But some guys feel just because they have a badge they can do whatever they want which isn't right.

[florige]

LOL uhhhh I dont think I should answer that question.


If you aren't playing sports what does it matter... :lol Oh I forgot that you are a boxer. So maybe you shouldn't answer that... :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Cheezborger, cheezborger, cheezborger!no fries, cheeps

[mrsmaalox]

So, when do you want me to feel up your sagging, wrinkled tits?

And, how much $$$ will I make from it?

No, asshole---I need you to paint my bedroom!!! :lol

[Mister Sinister]

no fries, cheeps
Best, burger place, ever. I love living in Chicago.

[ATRAIN]

If you aren't playing sports what does it matter... :lol Oh I forgot that you are a boxer. So maybe you shouldn't answer that... :lol


SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[florige]

Has Flo raped anyone?

I think Flo has to answer this.

He probably has the world's dirtiest night stick, all sticky from all the random pussy he shoves it into.

I'm starting to respect Flo more and more.


:lol :lol Man you guys not only must not want me to EVER get into the FBI, you must want me to start serving time in Federal Prison. :lol

[ATRAIN]

No, asshole---I need you to paint my bedroom!!! :lol


I'll cut your yard for 50 bucks.

[ATRAIN]

:lol :lol Man you guys not only must not want me to EVER get into the FBI, you must want me to start serving time in Federal Prison. :lol


You will only serve if you get caught, so don't get caught.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll cut your yard for 50 bucks.

50 bucks?!?! Will you be naked?

[florige]

You will only serve if you get caught, so don't get caught.



Man please... :lol 3 other officers I used to work with got accused of raping this one woman in holding. The case was dismissed, but two of them quit, and I don't know what is happening with the officer who was actually accused of rape... Even an accusation can kill any chances of you ever moving up...

[ATRAIN]

50 bucks?!?! Will you be naked?


Fuck no its cold out.

[ATRAIN]

Man please... :lol 3 other officers I used to work with got accused of raping this one woman in holding. The case was dismissed, but two of them quit, and I don't know what is happening with the officer who was actually accused of rape... Even an accusation can kill any chances of you ever moving up...


You said it right there..........THEY GOT AWAY. Come on man haven't you ever seen the SHIELD. VM always gets away with being corrupt.

[peewee's lovechild]

.. :lol Nah man nothing like that. I try to be fair and understanding to most people I encounter. As long as you are not CLEARLY in the wrong and then try to cop an attitude I'm normally pretty fair. Like if a person is going like 10 or 15 over the speed limit, but he or she tells me that they are trying to make it to work, I more than likely will give them a warning. The problem with alot of officers (even some I work with) they tend to let whats going on in their personal lives affect how they treat the public. Thats why you get these cops who are A-holes for no reason. And thats not fair. YOU HAVE to be able to separate whats going on in your personal life from the job if you want to be a police officer. But some guys feel just because they have a badge they can do whatever they want which isn't right.


I have lost all my respect for you.

You're a cop.
You're supposed to be beating the shit out of people.



You're no cop.
You're not even a man.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck no its cold out.
Then it's only a $25 job.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, asshole---I need you to paint my bedroom!!! :lol

Fuck that noise.

I'll bang you for the money.
Only if it's real dark and you put a paper sack over your head.
And you give me some morphine to kill the memory of it all.

[mrsmaalox]

Man wouldn't it be great? Atrain mowing the lawn, Peewee painting my room, Viva mopping the floor.....Shagia fixing sammiches!!!! :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol :lol Man you guys not only must not want me to EVER get into the FBI, you must want me to start serving time in Federal Prison. :lol

In prison, you're not the one raping.

Well, maybe after 7-10 years if you get into the right gang.

[ATRAIN]

Then it's only a $25 job.


Fuck it get a little mojadito to do it then.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck that noise.

I'll bang you for the money.
Only if it's real dark and you put a paper sack over your head.
And you give me some morphine to kill the memory of it all.

You jerk, you made me spit Diet Pepsi on my monitor!! Another mess for Viva to clean up! :lol

[florige]

I have lost all my respect for you.

You're a cop.
You're supposed to be beating the shit out of people.



You're no cop.
You're not even a man.





Dude! I told you that you and A can come to Baltimore, take the patrol car, kidnap, rape, beat, fundle, night stick up hookers asses all that. Just when you are done clean the patrol car. You can keep the uniforms. What more do you guys want??... lol

[ATRAIN]

You jerk, you made me spit Diet Pepsi on my monitor!! Another mess for Viva to clean up! :lol


is Viva using his tongue to "mop the floor"

[peewee's lovechild]

Man wouldn't it be great? Atrain mowing the lawn, Peewee painting my room, Viva mopping the floor.....Shagia fixing sammiches!!!! :lmao

I'll paint your fucking room by splooging my cum all over your walls and rubbing my ass on them to give them a beige hue after taking a shit.

Then, I'll piss on your carpet.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck it get a little mojadito to do it then.

And I'll bet he'll do it naked too! Hey Peewee...wanna do my lawn? :lmao

[ATRAIN]

Dude! I told you that you and A can come to Baltimore, take the patrol car, kidnap, rape, beat, fundle, night stick up hookers asses all that. Just when you are done clean the patrol car. You can keep the uniforms. What more do you guys want??... lol


Desert Eagle .50

[florige]

In prison, you're not the one raping.

Well, maybe after 7-10 years if you get into the right gang.



:lol You are a crazy SOB, but you are alright with me PW.

[peewee's lovechild]

You jerk, you made me spit Diet Pepsi on my monitor!! Another mess for Viva to clean up! :lol

Tell Viva to clean up that cave you call a cunt.

It smells like a fucking landfill.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude! I told you that you and A can come to Baltimore, take the patrol car, kidnap, rape, beat, fundle, night stick up hookers asses all that. Just when you are done clean the patrol car. You can keep the uniforms. What more do you guys want??... lol

I want corruption.

Don't try that good cop shit with me.

Fuck that shit.

You're in Baltimore.

You need to be beating the shit out of black guys and calling them "Boy" as you do it. "You going to shut the fuck up, boy?!?!?"

And, you need to be smaking up the black hos.

I've seen movies.
They all do it.
Don't try to paint yourself as a nice guy.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll paint your fucking room by splooging my cum all over your walls and rubbing my ass on them to give them a beige hue after taking a shit.

Then, I'll piss on your carpet.

Damn you are such a fuck wad!!!!! :lmao

[florige]

Desert Eagle .50



If you guys start shooting people then you just do what they did in Superbad with the cruiser. F*** that!!! :lol

[ATRAIN]

If you guys start shooting people then you just do what they did in Superbad with the cruiser. F*** that!!! :lol


DUDE thats how cops should be.....like in Superbad.

[florige]

I want corruption.

Don't try that good cop shit with me.

Fuck that shit.

You're in Baltimore.

You need to be beating the shit out of black guys and calling them "Boy" as you do it. "You going to shut the fuck up, boy?!?!?"

And, you need to be smaking up the black hos.

I've seen movies.
They all do it.
Don't try to paint yourself as a nice guy.




PW I thought we agreed not to discuss this on the OPEN FORUMS!! Dammit Peewee, stick to the plan dude!! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Flo did you ever see "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where they bought that old police cruiser? And the guys were hitting up all the hot dog stands for free food? That's all Atrain and PW would do! I have a feeling they are all talk, no action!! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Flo did you ever see "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where they bought that old police cruiser? And the guys were hitting up all the hot dog stands for free food? That's all Atrain and PW would do! I have a feeling they are all talk, no action!! :lol


DUDE I SAW THAT hahah I LOVE THAT SHOW

[mrsmaalox]

DUDE I SAW THAT hahah I LOVE THAT SHOW

I LOVE that show too. Will it ever be on again?

[florige]

Flo did you ever see "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where they bought that old police cruiser? And the guys were hitting up all the hot dog stands for free food? That's all Atrain and PW would do! I have a feeling they are all talk, no action!! :lol



I don't know. PW I know wants to use his uniform to rape women, and A wants to beat the living crap out of kids on skateboards. Their convictions sound sincere. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know. PW I know wants to use his uniform to rape women, and A wants to beat the living crap out of kids on skateboards. Their convictions sound sincere. :lol

Nah they don't follow thru. I've heard tons of shit that they "want" to do! :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know. PW I know wants to use his uniform to rape women, and A wants to beat the living crap out of kids on skateboards. Their convictions sound sincere. :lol

I don't want to rape women.
I have too much respect for them to do that.

However, I do want to rape hookers.
They're an entirely different breed of people.

[florige]

I don't want to rape women.
I have too much respect for them to do that.

However, I do want to rape hookers.
They're an entirely different breed of people.



I'll take you guys down to the block. (Baltimore Street, hookerville) Coincidently BPD headquarters is on the same street... :lol

[Mister Sinister]

I don't want to rape women.
I have too much respect for them to do that.

However, I do want to rape hookers.
They're an entirely different breed of people.
Wouldn't having sex with a hooker without paying for it technically count as rape?

[peewee's lovechild]

Wouldn't having sex with a hooker without paying for it technically count as rape?

symantics/semantics

whatever.

[Mister Sinister]

I wonder, if all the symbiote characters from Spidey (Symbiote Spidey, Brock Venom, Gargan Venom, Carnage, Toxin, Dusk, Shriek, Lasher, Phage, Agony, etc.) got into a fight, who would win?

[CuckingFunt]

Mario Van Peebles is on All My Children.

Wow.Johnny B is watching "All My Children."

Bigger wow.

[CuckingFunt]

Geez I hate this Jason Strantham jerk! How this guy keep getting leading roles is beyond me!!I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Jason Statham.

Some of his movies are pure crap, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Jason Statham.

Some of his movies are pure crap, though.

Actually all of his movies are pure crap.

[CuckingFunt]

Chaos, with him and Snipes, and Crank. This only movie I kind of tolerated him in was The Italian Job. And that because he wasn't the lead actor. Everytime he talks it sounds like the A-hole is reading his script right off the cue card.The problem is that he keeps taking roles that require him to be an American. When he works in his native accent, he's much more natural and actually quite charismatic.

I'd recommend watching Snatch and Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.

[peewee's lovechild]

Actually all of his movies are pure crap.

Your bi-curious nature is full of crap.

Snatch and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels are fucking badass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just because I don't like faggy brit movies or whatever shit he put out I'm bi-curious?

[Silver21_Black20]

Wouldn't having sex with a hooker without paying for it technically count as rape?

Theft of services.

[Mister Sinister]

Your bi-curious nature is full of crap.

Snatch and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels are fucking badass.
:tu

[Mister Sinister]

Theft of services.
Learn something new everyday.

[CuckingFunt]

Bi-curious = :td




Except, of course, in the case of cute girls who decide to let me help them drop the curious part.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Best, burger place, ever. I love living in Chicago.is there an actual Olympia Cafe?!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

50 bucks?!?! Will you be naked?how much to clean your box?

[Mister Sinister]

is there an actual Olympia Cafe?!
There's a Billy Goat Tavern, which is the place that sketch is based off of.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Man wouldn't it be great? Atrain mowing the lawn, Peewee painting my room, Viva mopping the floor.....Shagia fixing sammiches!!!! :lmaowow, maalox. are you a 3 input woman?

[peewee's lovechild]

Just because I don't like faggy brit movies or whatever shit he put out I'm bi-curious?

No, you're bi-curious because you said I have nice thighs.

I'm still quite uncomfortable with that comment.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

There's a Billy Goat Tavern, which is the place that sketch is based off of.i'll have to verify that one.

[CuckingFunt]

No, you're bi-curious because you said I have nice thighs.

I'm still quite uncomfortable with that comment.If you were showing them off, you've got no right to be upset.

[Mister Sinister]

No, you're bi-curious because you said I have nice thighs.

I'm still quite uncomfortable with that comment.
http://wikichan.org/images/6/64/Linkmahboi.JPG

[Mister Sinister]

i'll have to verify that one.
Place is on Lower Wacker, IIRC.

[mrsmaalox]

how much to clean your box?

Ha! You pay me!!!

[katyon6th]

So, who's the dirty whore sending out pictures of themselves in a wet t-shirt? I heard it's one of you Quattro posters, at least if I can remember correctly.

[mrsmaalox]

wow, maalox. are you a 3 input woman?

Actually, 3.5.....you didn't add Shagia!!

[Mister Sinister]

Actually, 3.5.....you didn't add Shagia!!
I see what you did there, and I hate you for it.

[CuckingFunt]

So, who's the dirty whore sending out pictures of themselves in a wet t-shirt? I heard it's one of you Quattro posters, at least if I can remember correctly.:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

If you were showing them off, you've got no right to be upset.

I was wearing jeans.

That fucking fag has quite an imagination.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Place is on Lower Wacker, IIRC.i'm going to have to verify that before i respond. i think that's where john and dan's blues bar was at. if i'm not mistaken there is an olympia cafe, but like i said. i'm going to have to verify that.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, who's the dirty whore sending out pictures of themselves in a wet t-shirt? I heard it's one of you Quattro posters, at least if I can remember correctly.

There are quite a few, as a matter of fact.

But, how about if you send one?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Actually, 3.5.....you didn't add Shagia!!wow. what's the other half hole? i'm interested.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wet t-shirt Katy tits.

[katyon6th]

:lmao

What's so funny?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I see what you did there, and I hate you for it.i guess i'm late to the party, but are you a dude or chick?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wet t-shirt Katy tits.mmmmmmmm

[Mister Sinister]

i guess i'm late to the party, but are you a dude or chick?
A dude. The half comes from my bi-ness. Of course, depending on who you ask, my orientation changes rather frequently.

[midgetonadonkey]

So, who's the dirty whore sending out pictures of themselves in a wet t-shirt? I heard it's one of you Quattro posters, at least if I can remember correctly.

It was mrsmallox. She sent pictures of her saggy, middle-aged tits to a certain poster.

[mrsmaalox]

i guess i'm late to the party, but are you a dude or chick?

yes

[Mister Sinister]

yes
Apparently, my gender changes from person-to-person, as well.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Shangia is a hermaphrodite.

[CuckingFunt]

What's so funny?The SpursTalk gossip train.

[Mister Sinister]

I think Shangia is a hermaphrodite.
...Yes. Yes, that's precisely what I am.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It was mrsmallox. She sent pictures of her saggy, middle-aged tits to a certain poster.oh wow.

[mrsmaalox]

Midge is so full of shit. He's worried I am going to post the PMs he sent me asking for such pics.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

[CuckingFunt]

Midge is so full of shit. He's worried I am going to post the PMs he sent me asking for such pics.I call shenanigans.

[florige]

The problem is that he keeps taking roles that require him to be an American. When he works in his native accent, he's much more natural and actually quite charismatic.

I'd recommend watching Snatch and Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.



I don't know. I kinda had a dislike for this guy since Transporter. Ever since seeing those two debacles I pretty much haven't given him a chance in anything else except Crank, and Chaos, and Transporter 2, The One, and the phone movie where the guy couldn't hang up the phone or woman would die I forget the name. Geeez if someone didn't know any better one might think that this guy is my favorite actor from all the crap I've watched he has put out. I'll watch Snatch and see I guess if I can tolerate him in at least a 2nd movie.

[Silver21_Black20]

Midge is so full of shit. He's worried I am going to post the PMs he sent me asking for such pics.

I know of every PM he gets.

Quit lying, you dirty cunt!

[mrsmaalox]

I know of every PM he gets.

Quit lying, you dirty cunt!

I didn't send them---he did

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know. I kinda had a dislike for this guy since Transporter. Ever since seeing those two debacles I pretty much haven't given him a chance in anything else except Crank, and Chaos, and Transporter 2, The One, and the phone movie where the guy couldn't hang up the phone or woman would die I forget the name. Geeez if someone didn't know any better one might think that this guy is my favorite actor from all the crap I've watched he has put out. I'll watch Snatch and see I guess if I can tolerate him in at least a 2nd movie.You've literally managed to watch all of his shittiest movies.

He's definitely not going to be nominated for any Oscars, don't get me wrong, but the British films he's done are solid. And I'm hearing a lot of good about The Bank Job, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know of every PM he gets.

Quit lying, you dirty cunt!

How do you know she's dirty?

Have you been getting pics too?

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't send them---he didThere's nothing I've seen of Midge's personality over the last couple years that would lead me to believe he'd ask to see your tits.

There is, however, quite a bit I've seen of your personality over the last few months that would lead me to believe that you'd send pictures of your tits to peewee.




I recognize that this is all based on the interwebs and that I don't actually know either one of you, but... based on my observations, I still call bullshit.

[Silver21_Black20]

How do you know she's dirty?

Have you been getting pics too?

Next time at the bar, don't leave your phone on the table where someone can go through the pics.

[katyon6th]

It was mrsmallox. She sent pictures of her saggy, middle-aged tits to a certain poster.

Well, gross.

[peewee's lovechild]

Next time at the bar, don't leave your phone on the table where someone can go through the pics.

:lol :lol :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, Sil.

We need to get shit faced again.

I should have a tequila fest at my new diggs.

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember Katy asked me to see my tits once. But I'm a lady and didn't send them.

[CuckingFunt]

I remember Katy asked me to see my tits once. But I'm a lady and didn't send them.I call bullshit on this, too.

Midge doesn't strike me as such a prude.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey, Sil.

We need to get shit faced again.

I should have a tequila fest at my new diggs.

Deal!

Better be some good Tequila though.

I can bring a bottle. What would you want?

[midgetonadonkey]

I actually had a picture of my nipple with a happy face drawn on it as an avatar. But people were saying it was kinda disturbing so I took it down.

[peewee's lovechild]

Deal!

Better be some good Tequila though.

I can bring a bottle. What would you want?

I'll buy some 3G's.

You can bring anything else.

Just give me to next month.
I spent a lot of money moving to the new apt.

[peewee's lovechild]

I actually had a picture of my nipple with a happy face drawn on it as an avatar. But people were saying it was kinda disturbing so I took it down.

I've seen your nips.
There aren't any happy faces.

[midgetonadonkey]

We'll bring a bottle of Jager.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sil, make Midge post that pic where he's wearing your panties or whatever it was.

[peewee's lovechild]

We'll bring a bottle of Jager.

Fuck Jager.

Bring some Vodka.

[midgetonadonkey]

It was her tanktop not her panties. :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Jager.

Bring some Vodka.

Fuck you. I'll bring what I want.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sil, make Midge post that pic where he's wearing your panties or whatever it was.

Hahahahaha ... he is wearing one of my tank tops.

[midgetonadonkey]

Vodka is for sorority girls.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you. I'll bring what I want.

Fuck all that.

Bring some fucking vodka.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahahahaha ... he is wearing one of my tank tops.

Fucking post that pic.

It's fucking brilliant!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you going to sip it with some cranberry juice too you fucking queer?

[katyon6th]

I remember Katy asked me to see my tits once. But I'm a lady and didn't send them.

In the Target bathroom, right?

I'm still very hurt you turned me down.

[peewee's lovechild]

Vodka is for sorority girls.

Fuck that noise.

I eat cereal with vodka.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you going to sip it with some cranberry juice too you fucking queer?

It worked for Leonardo DiCaprio in The Departed.

[peewee's lovechild]

In the Target bathroom, right?

I'm still very hurt you turned me down.

You fucked Midge in the Target bathroom?

You dirty whore.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck that noise.

I eat cereal with vodka.

Do you eat it at the table with your "sisters"?

[peewee's lovechild]

Sil, post that picture!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck Jager.

Bring some Vodka.

I don't do Vodka, ask jman.

If I bring Jager, I'll also bring the Red Bull.

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you eat it at the table with your "sisters"?


No.

But, I'd like to live with sorority bitches.

Fucking badass.

[CuckingFunt]

Jager is pure, unadulterated nastiness.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't do Vodka, ask jman.

If I bring Jager, I'll also bring the Red Bull.

How about whiskey?

We can have boilermakers all night.

[CuckingFunt]

Jager is pure, unadulterated nastiness.At least... I think it is. I've never tried it when I wasn't already too drunk to taste.

[peewee's lovechild]

God damn, Sil.

Post that pic!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Sil, post that picture!!

I don't have that pic.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude she's not posting the pic. It's not even on her computer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't have that pic.

Fuck.

[Silver21_Black20]

God damn, Sil.

Post that pic!!!

Hey, don't fucking yell at me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude she's not posting the pic. It's not even on her computer.

Double fuck!

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, don't fucking yell at me.

I wan't yelling.

I was asking with a deep passion.

[katyon6th]

You fucked Midge in the Target bathroom?

You dirty whore.

Can you not read, retard?

[midgetonadonkey]

Can we get your baby drunk?

[midgetonadonkey]

It would be cool to see a drunk 3 month old.

[peewee's lovechild]

Can we get your baby drunk?

Why the fuck not?

[peewee's lovechild]

Can you not read, retard?

So, you were banging him in one of the Target aisles?

[florige]

You've literally managed to watch all of his shittiest movies.

He's definitely not going to be nominated for any Oscars, don't get me wrong, but the British films he's done are solid. And I'm hearing a lot of good about The Bank Job, too.


And mostly all of his movies make it to theaters too! No matter how crappy they are. All of those shoud have been straight to the $9 DVD bins... I'll take your word for the British films.

[katyon6th]

So, you were banging him in one of the Target aisles?

Who the fuck said anything about banging?

He wouldn't show me his man boobs.

[CuckingFunt]

The dinner I made last night is so fucking good that I think I may cry actual tears when the leftovers are gone.

[midgetonadonkey]

What did you make?

[CuckingFunt]

What did you make?I wanted to use the new wok I bought on Saturday, so I stir fried chicken, asparagus, green beans, and carrots in a garlic black bean sauce.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

hmm funny
i always thought that cuckingfunt ate out


/too easy