Free Quattro Razor (14)

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck that, id rather deal with the heat any fucking day.

I guess I'm just never satisfied.

[CuckingFunt]

The Today Show is doing a story this morning on the fact that emails sent from work can often be viewed by others within the company. I find it amazing that there would be anyone out there who hasn't figured this out yet.

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain, your sig is making me crazy. It keeps fucking up my rhythm when I'm scrolling the posts. I hope I don't have to start a thread to report you to Kori!

[CuckingFunt]

Your rhythm?

[samikeyp]

I don't like to go too far in either direction. I'm all about spring and fall.

Me too, both of which are very enjoyable up here.

Summer can be nice. It's funny though when the temp gets above 85 and the news stations start all the "Tips how to get through the heat" stuff. The same stuff you get in SA when it approaches 100. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Your rhythm?

Yea I like it smooth! Just when I get going good, I have to move my finger to accomodate his length!!! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Me too, both of which are very enjoyable up here.

Summer can be nice. It's funny though when the temp gets above 85 and the news stations start all the "Tips how to get through the heat" stuff. The same stuff you get in SA when it approaches 100. :lol
That's like the difference between were I live now, and where I lived seven months ago. People freak out here when it gets into the 80's.

[CuckingFunt]

There's little in life as wonderful as getting an email that class has been cancelled right before you're about to get in the shower.

[ATRAIN]

Yea I like it smooth! Just when I get going good, I have to move my finger to accomodate his length!!! :lol


Don't worry the baseball sig will be done in about 2 weeks once the season starts and I can take off the sig bet I lost. Plus what fucking rhythm?

[ATRAIN]

There's little in life as wonderful as getting an email that class has been cancelled right before you're about to get in the shower.


Class was canceled?

[ATRAIN]

That's like the difference between were I live now, and where I lived seven months ago. People freak out here when it gets into the 80's.


Yeah my cousins in Chicago freak out when its high 80's saying its soo hot.

[CuckingFunt]

Class was canceled?
My first class was cancelled, so I've got an extra hour to get ready.

[mrsmaalox]

Don't worry the baseball sig will be done in about 2 weeks once the season starts and I can take off the sig bet I lost. Plus what fucking rhythm?

My fucking down scroll rhythm of course! What did you think I was talking about?!

[katyon6th]

It's a beautiful fucking day here in San Antonio.

High of 74, wet and full of overcast. Very depressing. And does nothing for my hair.

[ATRAIN]

My fucking down scroll rhythm of course! What did you think I was talking about?!


oh ok let me change it just for you then :rolleyes

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

High of 74, wet and full of overcast. Very depressing.

Coincidentally, this is how Jman likes his women.

[CuckingFunt]

Coincidentally, this is how Jman likes his women.
I suspected the rest, but the "full of overcast" comes as a surprise.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7T4FuJJO1E

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

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[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wow. It really does suck when you realize your company doesn't want to spend $40 to make your job easier.

[katyon6th]

Coincidentally, this is how Jman likes his women.

Jman is a dirty son of a bitch. And who cares about him anyway! My hair deserves more attention than him.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

When was the last time your hair did anything for me?

[ATRAIN]

Jman is a dirty son of a bitch. And who cares about him anyway! My hair deserves more attention than him.


Jman got his ass kicked on Xbox by me on friday.

[midgetonadonkey]

Katy needs to feel the beat of the rhythm of the night and dance until the morning light. I hear that does incredible things for the hair.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My ex-girlfriend posted her wedding picture on Facebook.

Damn, the only thing I remember from meeting her husband way back when was that he was built like a linebacker and it rang true two years later in their wedding photo.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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[katyon6th]

When was the last time your hair did anything for me?

What the hell does Jman do for you? Wait. I don't want to know.

[CuckingFunt]

Billy Ocean was Viva's first decent post ever.

[katyon6th]

Katy needs to feel the beat of the rhythm of the night and dance until the morning light. I hear that does incredible things for the hair.

Dancing like that gets me sweaty. Sweaty makes my hair curly.

[ATRAIN]

My ex-girlfriend posted her wedding picture on Facebook.

Damn, the only thing I remember from meeting her husband way back when was that he was built like a linebacker and it rang true two years later in their wedding photo.


Did you shed a tear thinking that could have been you?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Billy Ocean was Viva's first decent post ever.hey. it came before yours did.

[ATRAIN]

hey Midge in case your interested today is the last day to register for the chance to buy tickets to the Yankees or Redsox when they play against the stros at Minute Maid.

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/hou/ticketing/y2008/yanks_sox_lottery.jsp?partnerId=2007hp_tixcomponen t_hou_tab1&affiliateID=2007hp_tixcomponent_hou_tab1

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hey Midge in case your interested today is the last day to register for the chance to buy tickets to the Yankees or Redsox when they play against the stros at Minute Maid.

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/hou/ticketing/y2008/yanks_sox_lottery.jsp?partnerId=2007hp_tixcomponen t_hou_tab1&affiliateID=2007hp_tixcomponent_hou_tab1i don't particularly care for baseball, but i wouldn't mind checking out a game @ minute maid. i've driven past it and it looks cool.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't think I'm making class #2 today, either.

[ATRAIN]

i don't particularly care for baseball, but i wouldn't mind checking out a game @ minute maid. i've driven past it and it looks cool.


Its a bad ass stadium and very home run friendly on left field.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What the hell does Jman do for you? Wait. I don't want to know.

He offered to buy a memory card from me... something I don't recall your hair ever doing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did you shed a tear thinking that could have been you?

Nope.

Considering it was 5.5 years since we last dated and she's the only ex I've ever actually stayed in decent contact with, I knew this would eventually come. Plus, we broke it off mutually and I come to find out she wants kids now. Like month after they got married, now.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yXwBjOhDAVk

[mrsmaalox]

Billy Ocean was Viva's first decent post ever.

That's just not right. Viva's are the only posts I always like! Sometimes I wonder if he's my troll. Or if I am his!

[peewee's lovechild]

Dancing like that gets me sweaty. Sweaty makes my hair curly.

So, when you bang your hair gets all curly??

What about your pubes?

[ATRAIN]

So, when you bang your hair gets all curly??

What about your pubes?


I knew this was coming hahahahah

[CuckingFunt]

Token is an incredibly under utilized character.

[ATRAIN]

Token is an incredibly under utilized character.


Token?

[CuckingFunt]

Token?
Token Black on "South Park."

[ATRAIN]

Seamen + Seapeople = Seaciety

[ATRAIN]

Token Black on "South Park."


LOL oh yeah I forgot his name. I just recently got back into south park.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL oh yeah I forgot his name. I just recently got back into south park.
I'd stopped watching it for a couple of seasons, too, but it's fucking hilarious.

[ATRAIN]

I'd stopped watching it for a couple of seasons, too, but it's fucking hilarious.


Yeah the imaginationland episode got me back into it. One of my friends has all but one of the seasons on DVD so I am going back and watching them. FUCKING FUNNY.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Cu9jFLM6lec

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah the imaginationland episode got me back into it. One of my friends has all but one of the seasons on DVD so I am going back and watching them. FUCKING FUNNY.
This is one of the only shows I've ever been tempted to buy, but since they've already got ten seasons out I doubt I'll bother catching up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

WT_0gPrzGA0

[katyon6th]

So, when you bang your hair gets all curly??

What about your pubes?

You make me uncomfortable.

[CuckingFunt]

You make me uncomfortable.
Intuition is a wonderful thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

You make me uncomfortable.

My job is done.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You make me uncomfortable.XucbKof0HcU

[peewee's lovechild]

Intuition is a wonderful thing.

Yea, right.

I like how you believe that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to write a song about Katy's pubes.

[florige]

I hear ya man.

It was -5 here last night with a wind chill of -25!

Its ok though, the sun is out today and the temp has already skyrocketed to 0! :lol

and the WC is only -10! :)



I will take the cold ANYTIME over the heat. Like I always say, you can dress for the cold.

[CuckingFunt]

I will take the cold ANYTIME over the heat. Like I always say, you can dress for the cold.
I've always felt the same way, but there is most definitely such a thing a too cold.

[ATRAIN]

This is one of the only shows I've ever been tempted to buy, but since they've already got ten seasons out I doubt I'll bother catching up.


Yeah Ill just continue to borrow them.

[florige]

Jman got his ass kicked on Xbox by me on friday.


A, you son of a bitch, you ever buy 2k8 yet so I can whup up on you?

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah Ill just continue to borrow them.
There's also a website where you can watch any full episode you want.

[CuckingFunt]

Considering I'm being a lazy ass and skipping my second class today, I should REALLY be working on the paper I've got due in 25 hours.

[florige]

I've always felt the same way, but there is most definitely such a thing a too cold.



Yeah I'm guessing if you are talking about sub zero temperatures or something... :lol But I don't mind dry heat all that much, but it's when the humidity is up there around 90 as well is when I can't take it...

[ATRAIN]

A, you son of a bitch, you ever buy 2k8 yet so I can whup up on you?


LOL no buy the time i buy it 2k9 will be out haha, Are you even on live yet?

[ATRAIN]

There's also a website where you can watch any full episode you want.


which is?

[CuckingFunt]

which is?
www.southparkzone.com (http://www.southparkzone.com)

[florige]

LOL no buy the time i buy it 2k9 will be out haha, Are you even on live yet?



No! I'm waiting on you to buy that game first. I want you to be my first victim... :lol

[ATRAIN]

No! I'm waiting on you to buy that game first. I want you to be my first victim... :lol


I bet you I could buy it and not even play it and still whoop your ass

[CuckingFunt]

You guys just want to get nasty on Live. Admit it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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[ATRAIN]

You guys just want to get nasty on Live. Admit it.

Jamn tried to get nasty with me. The only thing that was nasty was the score!!! BOOM BITCH!!

[mrsmaalox]

SWz1arZK1zs

Excellent.

[to21]

Lol! Lol!

[florige]

You guys just want to get nasty on Live. Admit it.



Maybe with a girl. But not with any of these guys. You should go ahead and buy one. Don't you have a PS3 or something?

[florige]

I bet you I could buy it and not even play it and still whoop your ass



I would use LBJ and go postal on you son!!

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe with a girl. But not with any of these guys. You should go ahead and buy one. Don't you have a PS3 or something?
I just have a Wii.

There's no video game sex on the Wii.

[mrsmaalox]

Lol! Lol!

Is that your "call"?

[to21]

Is that your "call"?My mating call.

Wanna mate?

[ATRAIN]

I would use LBJ and go postal on you son!!


Ok ill rent it this weekend, get on live and we will see who whoops on who.

[mrsmaalox]

I just have a Wii.

There's no video game sex on the Wii.

It shouldn't be long before someone invents an "attachment".

[mrsmaalox]

My mating call.

Wanna mate?

Nah I'm good for today.

[florige]

Ok ill rent it this weekend, get on live and we will see who whoops on who.


It'z a date playboy.... :smokin

[to21]

I just have a Wii.

There's no video game sex on the Wii.I played that shit yesterday for the first time and broke a damn sweat.

This should NOT happen while playing a damn video game.

[florige]

Ok ill rent it this weekend, get on live and we will see who whoops on who.


Let me know when because I might have to work.

[samikeyp]

I just have a Wii.

There's no video game sex on the Wii.


"That's not a USB port!"

[florige]

I just have a Wii.

There's no video game sex on the Wii.


How in the heck did you manage to get one of those things?

[CuckingFunt]

I played that shit yesterday for the first time and broke a damn sweat.

This should NOT happen while playing a damn video game.
It's fun, though!

What game did you play?

[ATRAIN]

I just have a Wii.

There's no video game sex on the Wii.


Where there is a will there is a way!! Thats not the nunchuck you are using!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

_-RdAzkKlXY

[CuckingFunt]

How in the heck did you manage to get one of those things?
I got one in September before they got quite so hard to find. But I still had to keep calling stores on the days they got new inventory. Target finally got one and I was able to sweet talk them into agreeing to hold it for me for 30 minutes so I could drive over and buy it.

[to21]

It's fun, though!

What game did you play?The one with all the different sports. I guess it came with the console as a bundle.

I have to say other than sweating while doing the boxing.......the others were pertty cool.

[ATRAIN]

Let me know when because I might have to work.


I have to work this weekend 7 am to 7 pm sat and sunday, but ill be off all next week.

[ATRAIN]

The one with all the different sports. I guess it came with the console as a bundle.

I have to say other than sweating while doing the boxing.......the others were pertty cool.


WII sports, that shit is fun.

[CuckingFunt]

The one with all the different sports. I guess it came with the console as a bundle.

I have to say other than sweating while doing the boxing.......the others were pertty cool.
Wii Sports is awesomeness. I suck at baseball, tennis, and golf, but I kick everyone's ass at bowling and boxing. Especially the power bowling.

[to21]

WII sports, that shit is fun.Yeah it was.....I whooped my Brother's and Son's ass in it my first time out the gate.

I used to be big with the Madden, NBA games but now I stick to Counter Stike and Call of Duty.

[mrsmaalox]

_-RdAzkKlXY

I never really cared for that one; but a guy I hated told me I had Bette Davis eyes, so then I started liking him.

[to21]

Wii Sports is awesomeness. I suck at baseball, tennis, and golf, but I kick everyone's ass at bowling and boxing. Especially the power bowling.I did well on everything except the tennis. The boxing was cool, it looked like I was hitting the dude in his nuts whenever I did an uppercut.

[jman3000]

i slept from 8pm to 6:50 am.

shit that felt good.

[peewee's lovechild]

i slept from 8pm to 6:50 am.

shit that felt good.

Lucky bastard.
I'm still not sleeping.

[to21]

I never really cared for that one; but a guy I hated told me I had Bette Davis eyes, so then I started liking him.He meant you had Bette Davis thighs.

[CuckingFunt]

i slept from 8pm to 6:50 am.

shit that felt good.
I need a night like that.

Won't be tonight, though. If I keep putting off this paper, I'm going to be up really late.

[CuckingFunt]

I still don't even know what Bette Davis eyes are.

[ATRAIN]

Wii Sports is awesomeness. I suck at baseball, tennis, and golf, but I kick everyone's ass at bowling and boxing. Especially the power bowling.


Im kicked everyone's ass on all of them, well except Golf, I suck at RL golf and VR golf. I still like to go out there and get fucked up though.

[jman3000]

im gonna butt rape atrain next time we play halo. i think i did decent against such a vet and me being pretty green.

[jman3000]

my lips are chapped and it looks like im wearing make up. gay.

[mrsmaalox]

He meant you had Bette Davis thighs.
Is that a bad thing?

[CuckingFunt]

Im kicked everyone's ass on all of them, well except Golf, I suck at RL golf and VR golf. I still like to go out there and get fucked up though.
I suck at any sport that involves hitting balls. Real or simulated.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah it was.....I whooped my Brother's and Son's ass in it my first time out the gate.

I used to be big with the Madden, NBA games but now I stick to Counter Stike and Call of Duty.must get No More Heroes

[jman3000]

I suck at any sport that involves hitting balls. Real or simulated.

kick ball? tether ball? these are the basic sports of our time. they are like the addition and subtraction of physical activity.

[katyon6th]

Who knew you had to buy a different internet package if you have a Blackberry? I didn't. And fucking AT&T sold me an internet package that isn't compatible with my phone. Assholes.

[to21]

must get No More HeroesI've heard that one is pretty cool. I'll have to give it a try.

[ATRAIN]

im gonna butt rape atrain next time we play halo. i think i did decent against such a vet and me being pretty green.


25-1 is decent?

[CuckingFunt]

kick ball? tether ball? these are the basic sports of our time. they are like the addition and subtraction of physical activity.
I'm good if I can use my hands or feet. It's only when there are clubs, racquets, or bats involved that I have an issue.

[to21]

Who knew you had to buy a different internet package if you have a Blackberry? I didn't. And fucking AT&T sold me an internet package that isn't compatible with my phone. Assholes.Smartphones in general are a rip off. I've had mine for a year and don't use the data package as much as I thought I would.

[jman3000]

25-1 is decent?

that level didnt count. we both know this.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm good if I can use my hands or feet. It's only when there are clubs, racquets, or bats involved that I have an issue.

My problem are the actual balls. My face has been a "ball magnet" since I was a real little kid.

[jman3000]

my balls have been a face magnet.

what a small world.

[CuckingFunt]

My problem are the actual balls. My face has been a "ball magnet" since I was a real little kid.
This one is so blatant I refuse to believe it wasn't intentional.

[to21]

My problem are the actual balls. My face has been a "ball magnet" since I was a real little kid.Yeah, this one's too easy.....I'm gonna leave it alone.

[mrsmaalox]

This one is so blatant I refuse to believe it wasn't intentional.

I knew there was innuendo, but I am telling the truth. If there is a ball in play, it will eventually find it's way to my face. Jman, that was funny.

[mrsmaalox]

And i know every single one of you knew a kid like that on the playground; I was that kid!!

[CuckingFunt]

I'm still fascinated by the idea of video game cam sex. This can't possibly take place during gameplay.

[ATRAIN]

that level didnt count. we both know this.


LOL then what was the other score 25-6?

[jman3000]

atrain was trying to get me to show him my wang.

he was like "just the tip bro! LOL!"

[jman3000]

:lmao :lmao

[ATRAIN]

I'm still fascinated by the idea of video game cam sex. This can't possibly take place during gameplay.


During Uno it happens. You don't need to really concentrate or anything.

[jman3000]

jman was getting warmed up. you were my 8th match ever. honestly idont think i was too bad.

[CuckingFunt]

atrain was trying to get me to show him my wang.

he was like "just the tip bro! LOL!"
I've never heard "just the tip" in that context.

[CuckingFunt]

25-6 is what, kills?

[ATRAIN]

atrain was trying to get me to show him my wang.

he was like "just the tip bro! LOL!"


Jman offering to show me his 2 inch dick and me saying no does not equate me trying to see his wang. He is just mad because my virtual dick slapped him across the face.

[ATRAIN]

25-6 is what, kills?


Yeah game one was 25-6, game 2 was 25-1

[ATRAIN]

Yeah game one was 25-6, game 2 was 25-1


PLUS I was holding back!!

[CuckingFunt]

The sexual tension in here is thick.

[jman3000]

so was i. i had to be somewhere at 6:30 and i was changing clothes and playing at the same time.

[ATRAIN]

so was i. i had to be somewhere at 6:30 and i was changing clothes and playing at the same time.


hahahahah BULL SHIT

[jman3000]

i also had some chick trying to make out with me the whole time... so i was changing clothes... beating ladies back... and playing you.

[ATRAIN]

Jman ill give you a weeks time for your rematch, then we will play gears as well.

[CuckingFunt]

Everyone in any way associated with the film The Hottie & The Nottie should be hung their genetalia and publicly stoned.

[jman3000]

like 80% of them kills were ambush/me not knowing where the fuck you/I was.

those can be corrected.

[jman3000]

Jman ill give you a weeks time for your rematch, then we will play gears as well.
i will get my ass handed to me in gears if i was lagging like i was a couple days ago. i tried to play for a bit and i didnt get a single kill in about 30 mins of playing. i was skipping everywhere and my shots took a good second to hit after i fired.

[mrsmaalox]

Everyone in any way associated with the film The Hottie & The Nottie should be hung their genetalia and publicly stoned.

I'd never heard of it so I looked it up; I was pissed there is going to be a new movie with Larry the Cable guy and I was thinking that has to be the worst shit ever. Until this.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I knew there was innuendo, but I am telling the truth. If there is a ball in play, it will eventually find it's way to my face. Jman, that was funny.thanks...........i needed that

[mrsmaalox]

thanks...........i needed that

YES!!! I am finally in someone's sig!!! Woohoo!! :elephant

[to21]

YES!!! I am finally in someone's sig!!! Woohoo!! :elephantYeah but it's about taking balls to the face......not good.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah but it's about taking balls to the face......not good.

Don't be so jealous!! I'll put you in my sig if it makes you feel better!! :lol

[jman3000]

"you know you would"

"maybe but probably not"

"dont lie, you would"

"perhaps...."

"just say it"

"no... cuz i dont really wanna"

so how many times should i imply a "maybe, but probably not" line to this chick?

jesus christos.

[jman3000]

"you wanna"

"im not as easy as you may think damn it"


hopefully i get some sort of baked product outta this.

[jman3000]

i also found small bag of cocaine yesterday.

i gave it to a cop.

[CuckingFunt]

"you wanna"

"im not as easy as you may think damn it"


hopefully i get some sort of baked product outta this.What a manipulative little cunt you are.

[jman3000]

compliment?

the cunt part is a little derogatory... but manipulation is something everyone should be good at.

especially if it helps me gain baked goods.

[CuckingFunt]

compliment?

Of course.

[jman3000]

I <3 cucking funt... if not for her large breasts or viking ancestry... then for her mind.

[CuckingFunt]

I <3 cucking funt... if not for her large breasts or viking ancestry... then for her mind.Sorry, Charlie. I don't think I can email cookies.

[jman3000]

:lol

you can always get xbox live and we can have a friendly game of stip uno.

[jman3000]

i think if i ever did play an online game of stip uno... id wear an inordinate amount of clothes and just be like... "what's up y'all?"

[CuckingFunt]

:lol

you can always get xbox live and we can have a friendly game of stip uno.The last thing my procrastinatin' ass needs is another video game console.

[Silver21_Black20]

I.Hate.You.

[CuckingFunt]

i think if i ever did play an online game of stip uno... id wear an inordinate amount of clothes and just be like... "what's up y'all?"You'd get kicked out after peeling off your eighth pair of socks.

[jman3000]

I.Hate.You.
a 12 inch sub would be good... or if youre feeling nice... a big fruit salad that you get at heb : :elephant

[Silver21_Black20]

a 12 inch sub would be good... or if youre feeling nice... a big fruit salad that you get at heb : :elephant

McD's for you.

[jman3000]

is that some fancy new place?

sweet.

[jman3000]

What a manipulative little cunt you are.

score.

she's gonna make me cookies.

anybody have any suggestions as to what kind?

[CuckingFunt]

score.

she's gonna make me cookies.

anybody have any suggestions as to what kind?I refuse to give suggestions on cookies that I won't be able to eat.

[jman3000]

i wish she knew how to make girl scout cookies.

that would be nice.

[CuckingFunt]

Tickle the Ivories (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5QiZZ4i53s).

[ORION]

Funt tell me you watched sunday's ATHF episode...it will be a classic !!

Shake:
I heard
Is that what you think of me ? I can’t control myself. I…I have no moral compass because I wasn’t raised right , but if you want me to get rid of me and my disease and my insatiable appetite for brains and for sex with infected animals …then tell me where to go ……….

[to21]

Don't be so jealous!! I'll put you in my sig if it makes you feel better!! :lolYou'll be my first.........let's wait till V-Day.

To make it special.

[ATRAIN]

Funt tell me you watched sunday's ATHF episode...it will be a classic !!

Shake:
I heard
Is that what you think of me ? I can’t control myself. I…I have no moral compass because I wasn’t raised right , but if you want me to get rid of me and my disease and my insatiable appetite for brains and for sex with infected animals …then tell me where to go ……….


its not 11 yet, your not supposed to be talking!!

[CuckingFunt]

Funt tell me you watched sunday's ATHF episode...it will be a classic !!
Of course I did. It was hilarious.

[ATRAIN]

You'll be my first.........let's wait till V-Day.

To make it special.


VD day

[mrsmaalox]

You'll be my first.........let's wait till V-Day.

To make it special.

Well......okay ;)

[mrsmaalox]

VD day

Is that what you'll be celebrating?

[ORION]

its not 11 yet, your not supposed to be talking!!
no, I can talk. its talking to me is the no no but if I start the conversation then its cool .........so don't talk to me yet

[ORION]

Of course I did. It was hilarious.
I DVR'd it. I banged that gorilla ...twice. I'm the king of ape sex! and that machine Carl was on !! haha it was going to tear his crotch out !

[ATRAIN]

no, I can talk. its talking to me is the no no but if I start the conversation then its cool .........so don't talk to me yet


so since you replied to me, does that mean I can talk to you?

[ATRAIN]

Is that what you'll be celebrating?


Yup, spreading joy and happiness to all.

[mrsmaalox]

no, I can talk. its talking to me is the no no but if I start the conversation then its cool .........so don't talk to me yet
You sure are doing alot of talking for someone who doesn't talk before 11.....

[CuckingFunt]

I DVR'd it. I banged that gorilla ...twice. I'm the king of ape sex! and that machine Carl was on !! haha it was going to tear his crotch out !
The Reedickyoulus gave Carl luminescent groin flesh.

[mrsmaalox]

Yup, spreading joy and happiness to all.

Don't forget to spread the penicillin as well!

[ATRAIN]

Don't forget to spread the penicillin as well!


Fuck that!! That shit costs money!!

[mrsmaalox]

The Reedickyoulus gave Carl luminescent groin flesh.

Maybe that's what Atrain will be spreading next.

[ORION]

so since you replied to me, does that mean I can talk to you?
damn it ! yes ....... :pctoss

[ORION]

You sure are doing alot of talking for someone who doesn't talk before 11.....
I just had to get that out because not too many people watch that show

[CuckingFunt]

These rules are too complicated.

I just make it easy -- unless I'm fully awake, I reserve the right to punch anyone in the face with or without provocation.

[ATRAIN]

I went to see Dave Matthews in SA a few years back and Trojan was giving away free condoms after the show. I left the show a bit early so they started giving me craploads. I must have taken at least 100. It was a shame really since I am all about unprotected sex.

[ORION]

The Reedickyoulus gave Carl luminescent groin flesh.
his name is Mr.Sparkles and he is a great magician !

[ATRAIN]

damn it ! yes ....... :pctoss


HA I TRICKED YOU!!

[mrsmaalox]

Oooh, thunder! I guess those weather dudes called it right for today. I am so smart for getting my run over with early! :spin

[mrsmaalox]

I went to see Dave Matthews in SA a few years back and Trojan was giving away free condoms after the show. I left the show a bit early so they started giving me craploads. I must have taken at least 100. It was a shame really since I am all about unprotected sex.

I used to work in a clinic where we kept a big barrel of condoms at the door for people to help themsleves to. For some reason we always ran out of "blueberry" first.

[CuckingFunt]

It was a shame really since I am all about unprotected sex.
With all them myspace hoes? I bet you're cootie contageous from 25 feet away.

[mrsmaalox]

With all them myspace hoes? I bet you're cootie contageous from 25 feet away.
On myspace his name is "Atrain the Infectious"

[ATRAIN]

With all them myspace hoes? I bet you're cootie contageous from 25 feet away.


I gave Jman 3 STD's just from our Xbox live game of Halo. It wasn't even nude Uno. Why do you think he is MIA today?

[ATRAIN]

On myspace his name is "Atrain the Infectious"


Its Ironic that my nickname is Atrain and I have yet to pull a train. Thats where TO21 comes in. He is going to bring up one of his blackmail ho's.

[CuckingFunt]

I would be really happy if I could stop fucking yawning.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I would be really happy if I could stop fucking yawning.

I wouldn't be happy if I had to stop fucking, yawning.

[mrsmaalox]

Its Ironic that my nickname is Atrain and I have yet to pull a train. Thats where TO21 comes in. He is going to bring up one of his blackmail ho's.

I've only ever heard "pulling a train" in reference to a female; unless ofcourse you're a.......oh I think I understand :oops

[jman3000]

getting sexed through any means other than out right being a stud is not getting sexed, imho.

[mrsmaalox]

getting sexed through any means other than out right being a stud is not getting sexed, imho.

You, and Bill Clinton.

[jman3000]

im proud to say ive never screwed a drunk chick and ive never taken advantage of a girls situation.

[jman3000]

i used to know a chick in high school who would let half the football team run trains on her. she was some duck looking white slut.

that bitch got prego and had an abortion at least 3 times by the time she had graduated.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i used to know a chick in high school who would let half the football team run trains on her. she was some duck looking white slut.

that bitch got prego and had an abortion at least 3 times by the time she had graduated.

Had you already come to terms with being a father yet?

[jman3000]

*shudders*

i wouldnt put the tip in for 10,000 bucks. her pussy probably had the same affect as a cigar cutter with all the std's that cunt had.

[mrsmaalox]

im proud to say ive never screwed a drunk chick and ive never taken advantage of a girls situation.

You've never screwed a drunk chick even if you're drunk too? Interesting.

[ORION]

im proud to say ive never screwed a drunk chick and ive never taken advantage of a girls situation.
what about a chick that was drugged up on xanax and or ambien ??

[jman3000]

well... ive been drunk and done it with a sober chick..... but that's not really me taking advantage... that's her.

[mrsmaalox]

what about a chick that was drugged up on xanax and or ambien ??

:lol

[ATRAIN]

I've only ever heard "pulling a train" in reference to a female; unless ofcourse you're a.......oh I think I understand :oops


Did you read that carefully I said TO was going to bring one of his blackmail hos so we could pull a train on her. Sheesh do I have to break down everything for you?

[mrsmaalox]

Did you read that carefully I said TO was going to bring one of his blackmail hos so we could pull a train on her. Sheesh do I have to break down everything for you?

How else can I learn all this stuff?

[ATRAIN]

im proud to say ive never screwed a drunk chick and ive never taken advantage of a girls situation.


BULLSHIT!!

[jman3000]

BULLSHIT!!

on what grounds?

lies!

[ATRAIN]

on what grounds?

lies!


You can't expect me to believe you have never taken advantage of a drunk girl. Have you never had drunken sex?

[jman3000]

I've never had sex with a drunk girl... I can still count the number of girls I've been with on one hand, so it's easy to keep track. 1 was a long term girl friend... the others were just FWB.

[mrsmaalox]

You can't expect me to believe you have never taken advantage of a drunk girl. Have you never had drunken sex?

But if both are drunk it's usually mutual consent. Or so I hear.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damnit, Jman changed his post before I could quote it and ask how many of the girls he messed around with had Cheeto fingers and smelled like KFC (Beeville girl).

[mrsmaalox]

Damnit, Jman changed his post before I could quote it and ask how many of the girls he messed around with had Cheeto fingers and smelled like KFC (Beeville girl).

:lmao

[jman3000]

haha... i forgot about beeville girl... cheeto fingers, i'd assume, would make very messy hand jobs.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

haha... i forgot about beeville girl... cheeto fingers, i'd assume, would make very messy hand jobs.

Orangey, too.

[mrsmaalox]

haha... i forgot about beeville girl... cheeto fingers, i'd assume, would make very messy hand jobs.

Oh yea. That's the kind of thing Atrain would not stand for. He'd toss her out of the car and tell her to fuck off in a heartbeat.

[jman3000]

shit god damn that bitch was annoying. i dont know why you mentioned her... now i cant get her pleas for whataburger out of my mind.

[ATRAIN]

Oh yea. That's the kind of thing Atrain would not stand for. He'd toss her out of the car and tell her to fuck off in a heartbeat.


There is a plus side to getting a hand job from a girl with cheeto hands but if you have to ask what it is you just don't get it.

[jman3000]

There is a plus side to getting a hand job from a girl with cheeto hands but if you have to ask what it is you just don't get it.

the only thing i can think of is that you suck your own wang to get the cheeto flavor off... but wangy cheeto crumbs doesnt sound appetizing at all.

[jman3000]

atrain apparently wants to give fellatio to himself.

[mrsmaalox]

atrain apparently wants to give fellatio to himself.

He has the highest of standards

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'm sure you hear this often, maalox, but clean your box.

[ATRAIN]

i'm sure you hear this often, maalox, but clean your box.


I'm guessing Maalox is a PM whore.

[ATRAIN]

the only thing i can think of is that you suck your own wang to get the cheeto flavor off... but wangy cheeto crumbs doesnt sound appetizing at all.


If thats the only thing you can think of I feel sorry for you.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

sank you

[jman3000]

i better get a mother fucking sandwich delivered to me today or there is going to be hell to pay.

[jman3000]

If thats the only thing you can think of I feel sorry for you.
that's the only thing i could think of that made you look as gay as possible... so i went with it

[mrsmaalox]

i'm sure you hear this often, maalox, but clean your box.

Viva my box is so clean now you could eat off of it!!!

[jman3000]

if you banged a chick with a cheeto infused wang, i wonder if she could have some sort of infection.

i'd reckon it would kinda be like a baseball bat with small pieces of glass glued to it... may not be too comfortable either.

[ORION]

I was with a friend of mine at a bar and this large girl tried to pick him up saying that she doesn't work and just collects wellfare. what kind of pick up line is that?

[ATRAIN]

that's the only thing i could think of that made you look as gay as possible... so i went with it


I figured you went for that. Don't be mad because I pwned your ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva my box is so clean now you could eat off of it!!!what are you doing thursday:hungry:

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was with a friend of mine at a bar and this large girl tried to pick him up saying that she doesn't work and just collects wellfare. what kind of pick up line is that?

Think of it this way.

1. You hook up with said woman.

2. Each time the check comes, you snatch it from her hands and run off. It's not like she's going to chase you.

3. Nobody else would swoop in on her, so you apologize and come back three weeks later.

4. Repeat.

5. Profit.

[ATRAIN]

if you banged a chick with a cheeto infused wang, i wonder if she could have some sort of infection.

i'd reckon it would kinda be like a baseball bat with small pieces of glass glued to it... may not be too comfortable either.


I once read somewhere that a guy put tuna fish in his gf's cooch and ate it out. Well she then proceeded to get maggots in there. I don't know if this story was true and if it was damn thats a nasty bitch!!

[mrsmaalox]

if you banged a chick with a cheeto infused wang, i wonder if she could have some sort of infection.

i'd reckon it would kinda be like a baseball bat with small pieces of glass glued to it... may not be too comfortable either.

Baseball bat?!?! :lmao

[jman3000]

my stomache literally sank when i read about the maggots in her cooch.

you have made many women in my future very sad.

[mrsmaalox]

what are you doing thursday:hungry:

Looks like I've got a lunch date!!!! ;)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I once read somewhere that a guy put tuna fish in his gf's cooch and ate it out. Well she then proceeded to get maggots in there. I don't know if this story was true and if it was damn thats a nasty bitch!!i remember a story of a fat lady that put a sandwich in one of her rolls. forgot about it. it decomposed and ate into her body. now that's fat.

[mrsmaalox]

I once read somewhere that a guy put tuna fish in his gf's cooch and ate it out. Well she then proceeded to get maggots in there. I don't know if this story was true and if it was damn thats a nasty bitch!!

Why tuna? That is so stupid!! Why not something that tastes good, like chocolate or fruit. What idiots!

[mrsmaalox]

i remember a story of a fat lady that put a sandwich in one of her rolls. forgot about it. it decomposed and ate into her body. now that's fat.

What, she put it there for "safe keeping"?!

[ATRAIN]

Why tuna? That is so stupid!! Why not something that tastes good, like chocolate or fruit. What idiots!


I don't fucking know maybe he wanted to eat lunch and eat her out at the same time?

[ORION]

Think of it this way.

1. You hook up with said woman.

2. Each time the check comes, you snatch it from her hands and run off. It's not like she's going to chase you.

3. Nobody else would swoop in on her, so you apologize and come back three weeks later.

4. Repeat.

5. Profit.
:lol
you sound like you've done that before , but I would imagine you would have to get close to her and he wasn't willing to do that. It might have been her mustache

[ATRAIN]

i remember a story of a fat lady that put a sandwich in one of her rolls. forgot about it. it decomposed and ate into her body. now that's fat.


LOL my cousin used to eat until he was full and take on last bite and keep it there till he got hungry again hahahaha, that shit was funny.

[jman3000]

a mustache on a chick is HAWT... it screams "i want to dominate you"

[ATRAIN]

a mustache on a chick is HAWT... it screams "i want to dominate you"



So you like chicks with dicks?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

LOL my cousin used to eat until he was full and take on last bite and keep it there till he got hungry again hahahaha, that shit was funny.yeah, if you have to stop chewing and take a breath with a full mouth of food, i'd say you're done.

[ORION]

a mustache on a chick is HAWT... it screams "i want to dominate you"
Oh I agree but this one was the "Unintentional" mustache and she didn't properly groom it