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[CuckingFunt]

hmm funny
i always thought that cuckingfunt ate out


/too easyNot last night.

The girl I'm seeing was working.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wanted to use the new wok I bought on Saturday, so I stir fried chicken, asparagus, green beans, and carrots in a garlic black bean sauce.

Did you use any of your vaginal fluid as flavoring?

[CuckingFunt]

Did you use any of your vaginal fluid as flavoring?No. It would have been far too difficult, and potentially painful, to straddle a hot wok.

[midgetonadonkey]

No. It would have been far too difficult, and potentially painful, to straddle a hot wok.

That's why you put a turkey baster inside yourself and suck the juice out.

Damn do I have to think of everything?

[CuckingFunt]

That's why you put a turkey baster inside yourself and suck the juice out.

Damn do I have to think of everything?Surprisingly enough, I'm not 100% sure that would work.

[midgetonadonkey]

Girls can't just suck juice out of their vagines?

[ORION]

I want to get soapy naked in this bitch

[CuckingFunt]

Girls can't just suck juice out of their vagines?Depends on what kind of juice you want to suck out.

[midgetonadonkey]

G-spot fluid.

[CuckingFunt]

G-spot fluid.Like when a girl squirts? That comes from the urethra, not the vag.

[ORION]

Like when a girl squirts? That comes from the urethra, not the vag.
no from the G-spot. you grab a hold of it and wring it out into a cup

[midgetonadonkey]

Fascinating.

Then what about vagina lube.

[ORION]

Fascinating.

Then what about vagina lube.
we should open vagina lube shop and we can put women in the air like cars

[CuckingFunt]

Fascinating.

Then what about vagina lube.That actually does come from the vagina, but I don't think it would be turkey baster-able.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who the fuck said anything about banging?

He wouldn't show me his man boobs.


That means he was on top of you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion sends the coolest emails.

[CuckingFunt]

Orion sends the coolest emails.I haven't gotten one since last week, but they always make me chuckle.

[mrsmaalox]

There's nothing I've seen of Midge's personality over the last couple years that would lead me to believe he'd ask to see your tits.

There is, however, quite a bit I've seen of your personality over the last few months that would lead me to believe that you'd send pictures of your tits to peewee.




I recognize that this is all based on the interwebs and that I don't actually know either one of you, but... based on my observations, I still call bullshit.

You really think I give a shit what you think? I know what pics I have sent to who (I didn't need the attn. of posting my pic on this board for everyone to see). The person(s) who have recieved pics from me know who they are---Midge is not one of them. So unless you heard it from myself or said persons, it's all bullshit. Believe it if you want or don't---because I don't give a fuck what you or Midge or whoever believe.

[CuckingFunt]

You really think I give a shit what you think? Me specifically? Probably not.

Some of the other posters here? Yep.


I know what pics I have sent to who (I didn't need the attn. of posting my pic on this board for everyone to see). The person(s) who have recieved pics from me know who they are---Midge is not one of them. So unless you heard it from myself or said persons, it's all bullshit. Believe it if you want or don't---because I don't give a fuck what you or Midge or whoever believe.If you say so.

[mrsmaalox]

Me specifically? Probably not.

Some of the other posters here? Yep.

If you say so.
I do say so. And if you are gonna run around making statements about who is what and who did what---then you may as well also state that you are an idiot for believing ANYTHING you hear from ANY third party here!

[florige]

I really want to download a song onto my iPod. I just don't feel like waiting 45 minutes for my computer to bring iTunes up.... :pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

I do say so. And if you are gonna run around making statements about who is what and who did what---then you may as well also state that you are an idiot for believing ANYTHING you hear from ANY third party here!But, I didn't. I never claimed to know exactly what happened or who was being honest. If you'll actually read my post, I said specifically that I didn't know either of you and was just giving my opinion based on what I've observed of your posting habits.

It was a complete shot in the dark guess.

It's certainly not worth the amount of stress it seems to be causing... unless, of course, there's some truth to it?

And, yes I would be an idiot to believe any of the gossip that flies around here as if it were the gospel truth (I don't, for the record), buy you'd also have to be a pretty big idiot to assume that everything you've shared has stayed with the person(s) with whom you shared it.

[Mister Sinister]

Happy Literathursday, everyone.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I really want to download a song onto my iPod. I just don't feel like waiting 45 minutes for my computer to bring iTunes up.... :pctossi thought mine was the only one that did that. i thought it was because i have a hacked copy of windows.

[Mister Sinister]

i thought mine was the only one that did that. i thought it was because i have a hacked copy of windows.
Nope. My XP is genuine, and iTunes takes a little longer than it should on mine.

[mrsmaalox]

I really want to download a song onto my iPod. I just don't feel like waiting 45 minutes for my computer to bring iTunes up.... :pctoss
I always just assumed it was iTunes. I've never had a good experience with it.

[midgetonadonkey]

iTunes is shit. That's the main reason I never purchased an iPod.

[mrsmaalox]

iTunes is shit. That's the main reason I never purchased an iPod.
Well Rev we agree on one thing!!!! My kid saves up his money just to get fucked over by them and it pisses me off.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

mr. kotter has left the building :lmao

[marini martini]

Good for you, making your kids pay for their own electronics with their own moola :toast

[mrsmaalox]

mr. kotter has left the building :lmao

You just shut up.

[ATRAIN]

How about whiskey?

We can have boilermakers all night.


Irish Car Bombs are where its at.

[ATRAIN]

The dinner I made last night is so fucking good that I think I may cry actual tears when the leftovers are gone.


Those damn fake tears

[florige]

iTunes is shit. That's the main reason I never purchased an iPod.



I never purchased one either.

[peewee's lovechild]

Viva finally has a kick ass avatar.

I miss the swaying tits, though.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never purchased one either.

You fuckers are losers.

[peewee's lovechild]

Viva, where's Gianna Michaels' titty avatar??

I miss that one.

[peewee's lovechild]

Viva, send me the gif of Gianna Micheals swinging her titties around.

[peewee's lovechild]

iTunes is shit. That's the main reason I never purchased an iPod.

Midge walks around with his PSP so he can listen to tunes.

That thing is bigger than a skateboard.

[florige]

You fuckers are losers.



I have one, but I didn't buy it, I found it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have one, but I didn't buy it, I found it.

The benefits of being a cop.

What else have you "found"?

I bet you've "found" several pairs of panties.

I just hope you don't wear them while looking at yourself in the mirror and saying to yourself "You look sooo pretty. Would you fuck me?"

[ATRAIN]

Midge walks around with his PSP so he can listen to tunes.

That thing is bigger than a skateboard.


LOL really? What do you walk around with?

[florige]

The benefits of being a cop.

What else have you "found"?

I bet you've "found" several pairs of panties.

I just hope you don't wear them while looking at yourself in the mirror and saying to yourself "You look sooo pretty. Would you fuck me?"




:lol

[ATRAIN]

The benefits of being a cop.

What else have you "found"?

I bet you've "found" several pairs of panties.

I just hope you don't wear them while looking at yourself in the mirror and saying to yourself "You look sooo pretty. Would you fuck me?"



Like De La Joya?

[florige]

LOL really? What do you walk around with?



I think I heard him mention that he had a Sony Discman.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL really? What do you walk around with?

iPod, bitch!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I heard him mention that he had a Sony Discman.

Fuck no.

I wouldn't be caught dead walking around with early 90s technology.

[florige]

Discman bitch!!




fixed!

[peewee's lovechild]

fixed!

I hope you get the hiv from fucking all those hookers.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck no.

I wouldn't be caught dead walking around with early 90s technology.


There are still a few at the gym with cd players, but 90% have Ipods, 9% have other cheap mp3 players, and there is that lonely 1% who aren't up to date with technology.

[ATRAIN]

iPod, bitch!!


what kind? What are you listening to right now?

[peewee's lovechild]

God damn, flo.

That 15 year old chick in your sig is distracting me.

It feels wrong to get a boner staring at her.

[ATRAIN]

I hope you get the hiv from fucking all those hookers.


or the herp

[ATRAIN]

God damn, flo.

That 15 year old chick in your sig is distracting me.

It feels wrong to get a boner staring at her.


Would it be better if it was a 15 year old boy?

[peewee's lovechild]

what kind? What are you listening to right now?

I'm actually listening to "Falling Slowly" by Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova.

[ATRAIN]

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well hello there, you ready for me to whoop your ass in fantasy baseball?

[peewee's lovechild]

Would it be better if it was a 15 year old boy?

That's Midge's territory.

[ATRAIN]

I'm actually listening to "Falling Slowly" by Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova.


who the fuck is that, why kind of music.

[peewee's lovechild]

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well hello there, you ready for me to whoop your ass in fantasy football?

Football doesn't start until September.

[florige]

God damn, flo.

That 15 year old chick in your sig is distracting me.

It feels wrong to get a boner staring at her.


Don't worry she's ALL WOMAN. So not only is it ok to get a boner, you can also jack off to her and not feel guilty about it.

[ATRAIN]

Football doesn't start until September.


FUCKKKKKKK I meant to say baseball.

[peewee's lovechild]

who the fuck is that, why kind of music.

"why kind of music"?

What are you, retarded?

Anyway, it's the soundtrack to the movie "Once".
They won the Oscar for best original song.

[florige]

Hey A, I think you need to change your sig pic to Carly Patterson.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't worry she's ALL WOMAN. So not only is it ok to get a boner, you can also jack off to her and not feel guilty about it.

I'll have to hold off on the jerking off, my boss just came in.

She'd find it rather odd to see me slapping it when I'm supposed to be working.

By the way, I like how you used the "she's all woman" argument.
I think R. Kelly did the same.

[ATRAIN]

"why kind of music"?

What are you, retarded?

Anyway, it's the soundtrack to the movie "Once".
They won the Oscar for best original song.


Oh ok thats all you had to say.

[ATRAIN]

Hey A, I think you need to change your sig pic to Carly Patterson.


find me a good pic.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey A, I think you need to change your sig pic to Carly Patterson.

Nah, he needs to change it to Gianna Micheals.

[ATRAIN]

Nah, he needs to change it to Gianna Micheals.


I need to look up these girls at home.

[florige]

find me a good pic.



... :lol Ummm for some reason I don't think that would be a good idea.... :lol

[florige]

I'll have to hold off on the jerking off, my boss just came in.

She'd find it rather odd to see me slapping it when I'm supposed to be working.

By the way, I like how you used the "she's all woman" argument.
I think R. Kelly did the same.



I wish one of these jerks that she dates would film her in the shower or something and then sell it. I would go broke buying that!!! :hungry:

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish one of these jerks that she dates would film her in the shower or something and then sell it. I would go broke buying that!!! :hungry:

She aiiight.

I've seen better.

I'd like to see Scarlett Johansson completely nude.
Fuck that, I'd like to see her in a porn.
Maybe a lesbo porn.
With her and Natalie Portman going at it.

[peewee's lovechild]

By the way, I saw "The L Word" for the first time a couple of days ago.

I wasn't impressed.
Too much talking.
Not enough girl on girl fucking.

And, to top it off, when the chicks finally got all hot and bothered, they cut away to a fag scene!!

Fuck all that!!

Why in the fuck are there fags on a lesbian show???

[florige]

She aiiight.

I've seen better.

I'd like to see Scarlett Johansson completely nude.
Fuck that, I'd like to see her in a porn.
Maybe a lesbo porn.
With her and Natalie Portman going at it.



Put Jessica Biel where Portman's name is and then we might be onto something.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I miss the swaying tits, though.then what are you looking at?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva, send me the gif of Gianna Micheals swinging her titties around.i'll send it later.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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ATRAIN, florige, peewee's lovechild, Melmart1

well hello there, you ready for me to whoop your ass in fantasy baseball?she's probably still licking her wounds. :rolleyes

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Natalie Portman going at it.then you'll be looking at a 15 year old boy.

[peewee's lovechild]

then what are you looking at?

They don't sway as much as the other one you had.

Plus, there was more to see on the other one.

[peewee's lovechild]

then you'll be looking at a 15 year old boy.

Dude, if 15 year old boys looked like her . . . I'd be a gay pedophile.

[mrsmaalox]

Ahhh all my favorite dudes! Don't worry guys, medication adjustment is now in effect! :lol

[ATRAIN]

she's probably still licking her wounds. :rolleyes

??? what wounds?

[peewee's lovechild]

Put Jessica Biel where Portman's name is and then we might be onto something.

Sound's good to me.

What the hell, let's make it a four chick fuck fest.

Johansson
Portman
Biel
and Kate Beckinsdale (I probably misspelled her name)

[peewee's lovechild]

Ahhh all my favorite dudes! Don't worry guys, medication adjustment is now in effect! :lol

Fuck off and choke on your meds.

[mrsmaalox]

??? what wounds?
Viva stabbed her in the heart!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dude, if 15 year old boys looked like her . . . I'd be a gay pedophile.i guess you haven't seen those nude pics of her. you can play her ribs like a xylophone and she's has an ultra feminine haircut.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck off and choke on your meds.

Oh please don't be mad at me.... I voted for Hilary and everything! :angel

[peewee's lovechild]

i guess you haven't seen those nude pics of her. you can play her ribs like a xylophone and she's has an ultra feminine haircut.

But, she's got a cunt and tits.

That's a check mark for me.

[mrsmaalox]

Natalie Portman is the most beautiful of all the girls you guys drool over. If it was my thing, I'd probably want to do her too. Either her or Zeta-Jones.

[florige]

Oh please don't be mad at me.... I voted for Hilary and everything! :angel




Booooooooooo!!!!! :td.... :lol

[florige]

Natalie Portman is the most beautiful of all the girls you guys drool over. If it was my thing, I'd probably want to do her too. Either her or Zeta-Jones.



Hotter than Jessica Biel? She has a body for the ages that girl!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Natalie Portman is the most beautiful of all the girls you guys drool over. If it was my thing, I'd probably want to do her too. Either her or Zeta-Jones.portman is a girl. catherine is a woman.

[mrsmaalox]

Hotter than Jessica Biel? She has a body for the ages that girl!

True, but I'm more interested in the "package"; beautiful smile, Harvard grad...

[mrsmaalox]

portman is a girl. catherine is a woman.

So?!? Both are beautiful.

[samikeyp]

portman is a girl. catherine is a woman.


Amen.

[katyon6th]

I would do Natalie Portman. She is gorgeous on so many levels.

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Buenos Dias!!

[mrsmaalox]

I would do Natalie Portman. She is gorgeous on so many levels.

See guys if all women think another woman is gorgeous, it has to be so. Cuz we don't just look at the tits!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So?!? Both are beautiful.um. yeah. i think catherine has the edge though

[Viva Las Espuelas]

See guys if all women think another woman is gorgeous, it has to be so. Cuz we don't just look at the tits!i don't. the other thing that has to be good, don't laugh, is her hair.

[mrsmaalox]

um. yeah. i think catherine has the edge though

Absolutely!!! Now I don't want to ruin the fun for you...but if you ever saw my daughter...she's 12, but I get told ALL THE TIME , "She looks just like Zeta-Jones!"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Absolutely!!! Now I don't want to ruin the fun for you...but if you ever saw my daughter...she's 12, but I get told ALL THE TIME , "She looks just like Zeta-Jones!"grass on the field. PLAY BALL!!!!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

i don't. the other thing that has to be good, don't laugh, is her hair.

Who's laughing? That's refreshing to hear!! I'm real big on smiles...but most importantly it's the way a guy laughs that really gets me!

[mrsmaalox]

grass on the field. PLAY BALL!!!!!!!

Nevermind..you are a pig just like the rest of them!!!!:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm real big on smiles..ME TOO

[peewee's lovechild]

Absolutely!!! Now I don't want to ruin the fun for you...but if you ever saw my daughter...she's 12, but I get told ALL THE TIME , "She looks just like Zeta-Jones!"

I want to bang your daughter.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nevermind..you are a pig just like the rest of them!!!!:lolOINK

[ATRAIN]

See guys if all women think another woman is gorgeous, it has to be so. Cuz we don't just look at the tits!


Thats a stupid theory........tits are the first thing we see.

[ATRAIN]

Viva what happened to your avatar?

[CuckingFunt]

I would do Natalie Portman. She is gorgeous on so many levels.Gotta jump on the Portman bandwagon, as well.

Though all of the ladies mentioned so far are doable. Except maybe Zeta-Jones, who has been forever tainted by Michael Douglas.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva what happened to your avatar?it's too distracting for me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gotta jump on the Portman bandwagon, as well.

Except maybe Zeta-Jones, who has been forever tainted by Michael Douglas.i tend to go against the pro-Karen Carpenter look.

[katyon6th]

i don't. the other thing that has to be good, don't laugh, is her hair.

Good hair is really fucking important, I agree.

[mrsmaalox]

I want to bang your daughter.

You gotta get past me first! :lmao

[ATRAIN]

Martini's daughter is a personal trainer so the chances of her being hot are pretty high me thinks. Martini if your daughter is hot and if I buy you a bottle of your fav alcohol, can I meet her?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You gotta get past me first! :lmaoi'd start with Gaucho, peewee, then move to Aja.

[mrsmaalox]

Good hair is really fucking important, I agree.

True---it's so easy for hair to be boring. And I admit to be in a "what to with my hair" quandary lately. It's not fun.

[CuckingFunt]

i tend to go against the pro-Karen Carpenter look.I do too, which is why I didn't find her attractive in the nude Hotel Chevallier clip. But she's never struck me as too thin in anything else.

[mrsmaalox]

Martini's daughter is a personal trainer so the chances of her being hot are pretty high me thinks. Martini if your daughter is hot and if I buy you a bottle of your fav alcohol, can I meet her?

I think she's preggo and engaged.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I do too, which is why I didn't find her attractive in the nude Hotel Chevallier clip. But she's never struck me as too thin in anything else.exposed ribs?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

True---it's so easy for hair to be boring. And I admit to be in a "what to with my hair" quandary lately. It's not fun.....and ladies. if you have light colored to blond hair, don't color your hair black. the 90's are over. NIN isn't as hip anymore and it makes you look old. just a tidbit from me.

[mrsmaalox]

i'd start with Gaucho, peewee, then move to Aja.

And by the time you get to Kamakiriad---BAM! you're in!! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

exposed ribs?There were no exposed ribs in Closer.

Like I said, with the exception of Hotel Chevallier, there's never been a time I've looked at Natalie Portman and thought she was too skinny. Thin and petite? Yes. Anorexic? No.

[samikeyp]

There were no exposed ribs in Closer.

Like I said, with the exception of Hotel Chevallier, there's never been a time I've looked at Natalie Portman and thought she was too skinny. Thin and petite? Yes. Anorexic? No.


I would agree.

I would still go CZJ first but Natalie Portman is still :tu :tu to me.

[peewee's lovechild]

You gotta get past me first! :lmao

You're fucking your own daughter?

God damn.

Fuck it, I'll bang both of you.
I've always wanted a mother-daughter threesome.

[mrsmaalox]

You're fucking your own daughter?

God damn.

Fuck it, I'll bang both of you.
I've always wanted a mother-daughter threesome.

:lmao you are SOOO twisted!!!

[ATRAIN]

I think she's preggo and engaged.


Fuck

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And by the time you get to Kamakiriad---BAM! you're in!! :loli cant believe i left that one out.

[mrsmaalox]

i cant believe i left that one out.

really. you of all people.

[samikeyp]

really. you of all people.


Says the woman who sends boobie pics to P-Dub.

:p:


:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Says the woman who sends boobie pics to P-Dub.

:p:


:lolhere we go again

[peewee's lovechild]

Says the woman who sends boobie pics to P-Dub.

:p:


:lol

She should send me boobie pics of her daughter.

[mrsmaalox]

She should send me boobie pics of her daughter.

Here ya go Peewee


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/219W4BASVZL.jpg

She didn't inherit my genes

[florige]

Hey Funt, I just bought "Snatch". Hopefully this will end the Statham streak for me of sucky movies. Getting ready to watch it....

[mrsmaalox]

Hey Funt, I just bought "Snatch". Hopefully this will end the Statham streak for me of sucky movies. Getting ready to watch it....

I'm with you on the Stratham mystery; it's a good movie, but it still didn't solve the mystery for me!

[florige]

I'm with you on the Stratham mystery; it's a good movie, but it still didn't solve the mystery for me!


I just don't understand how all his movies make it to theaters?? :wtf

[mrsmaalox]

Oh Peewee, Richard Dawkins (The God Delusion) is on Fresh Air right now; I think you may really be Dawkins' lovechild!

[ATRAIN]

Hey Funt, I just bought "Snatch". Hopefully this will end the Statham streak for me of sucky movies. Getting ready to watch it....


One of my all time favorite movies. I want to learn how to speak pikey!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey Funt, I just bought "Snatch".so what's new

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh Peewee, Richard Dawkins (The God Delusion) is on Fresh Air right now; I think you may really be Dawkins' lovechild!ok. i won't hold back, but this guy is an all out idiot. i guess he needed a few more hugs growing up.

[peewee's lovechild]

One of my all time favorite movies. I want to learn how to speak pikey!!

"I fookin' ate pikeys."

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh Peewee, Richard Dawkins (The God Delusion) is on Fresh Air right now; I think you may really be Dawkins' lovechild!

Go fuck yourself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Funt, I just bought "Snatch". Hopefully this will end the Statham streak for me of sucky movies. Getting ready to watch it....

Great fucking movie.

Watch it a second time with the option to have the extra scenes cut into it.

[mrsmaalox]

Go fuck yourself.

Hey it wasn't an insult. I like his idea that if there is a God, it is a product of some sort of evolution.

[mrsmaalox]

ok. i won't hold back, but this guy is an all out idiot. i guess he needed a few more hugs growing up.

But why? Because he thinks people shouldn't be good just because they think they are being "watched"? i tend to agree.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey it wasn't an insult. I like his idea that if there is a God, it is a product of some sort of evolution.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

[mrsmaalox]

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Whatever.

[ATRAIN]

"I fookin' ate pikeys."


"AWWW YOU BASTARD"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But why? Because he thinks people shouldn't be good just because they think they are being "watched"? i tend to agree.let's just agree to disagree and leave it at that.

[mrsmaalox]

let's just agree to disagree and leave it at that.
Well of course. That's the whole idea right? As long as we all look at things with as open a mind as possible it's all cool. Just because someone doesn't agree with every single one of my opinions doesn't automatically make them stupid or an asshole. Just another human being.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well of course. That's the whole idea right? As long as we all look at things with as open a mind as possible it's all cool. Just because someone doesn't agree with every single one of my opinions doesn't automatically make them stupid or an asshole. Just another human being.yes. believe me i've seen a couple of his movies.

[mrsmaalox]

yes. believe me i've seen a couple of his movies.

:rolleyes

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:rolleyesthe "yes" was in reference to your "we all have to be open minded" comment. and to support that i wrote "i've seen a couple of his movies". down, boy.

[peewee's lovechild]

"AWWW YOU BASTARD"

"Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?"

"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."

[Squid]

(random natural squid noises)

[CuckingFunt]

Funt's Recipe o' the Day

Ingredients:
1 Double-Stuf Mint Creme Oreo sandwich cookie
1 Double-Stuf Original Oreo sandwich cookie

Preparation:
Remove half of each Oreo sandwich cookie. Each cookie sandwich should be left with one cookie with creme, and one cookie without creme (the cookie without creme is not needed for this recipe and can be either discarded or eaten at your discretion). Take the creme covered half of each Oreo sandwich and smoosh them together to make a Quadruple-Stuf Original & Mint Creme Oreo cookie mega sandwich. Snack and enjoy!

[ATRAIN]

Funt's Recipe o' the Day

Ingredients:
1 Double-Stuf Mint Creme Oreo sandwich cookie
1 Double-Stuf Original Oreo sandwich cookie

Preparation:
Remove half of each Oreo sandwich cookie. Each cookie sandwich should be left with one cookie with creme, and one cookie without creme (the cookie without creme is not needed for this recipe and can be either discarded or eaten at your discretion). Take the creme covered half of each Oreo sandwich and smoosh them together to make a Quadruple-Stuf Original & Mint Creme Oreo cookie mega sandwich. Snack and enjoy!


This should be called "Insta 5 lb weight gain"

[CuckingFunt]

This should be called "Insta 5 lb weight gain"Five pounds from two Oreos? That might be going a bit far.

[ATRAIN]

Five pounds from two Oreos? That might be going a bit far.


How many cal. per serving/serving size?

[ATRAIN]

Five pounds from two Oreos? That might be going a bit far.


Plus loaded with sugar, and what happens to sugar when it gets in your body.....yup straight to fat.

[florige]

Mint and chocolate don't mix I'm sorry... :vomit:

[ATRAIN]

Mint and chocolate don't mix I'm sorry... :vomit:


Token your crazy.

[florige]

Plus loaded with sugar, and what happens to sugar when it gets in your body.....yup straight to fat.



Listen to A trying to sound like a dietician... :lol

[florige]

Token your crazy.



Thats wack!!

[ATRAIN]

Listen to A trying to sound like a dietician... :lol


LOL well I guess it helps that I don't have a sweet tooth.

[CuckingFunt]

Mint and chocolate don't mix I'm sorry... :vomit:Insanity.

Pure and simple.

[mrsmaalox]

Funt's Recipe o' the Day

Ingredients:
1 Double-Stuf Mint Creme Oreo sandwich cookie
1 Double-Stuf Original Oreo sandwich cookie

Preparation:
Remove half of each Oreo sandwich cookie. Each cookie sandwich should be left with one cookie with creme, and one cookie without creme (the cookie without creme is not needed for this recipe and can be either discarded or eaten at your discretion). Take the creme covered half of each Oreo sandwich and smoosh them together to make a Quadruple-Stuf Original & Mint Creme Oreo cookie mega sandwich. Snack and enjoy!

Have you had Oreo Strawberry Milkshake Cremes? Just bought some yesterday----scrumptious!

[ATRAIN]

Thats wack!!


Dude your prob more like Butters being so gullible and all hahahah.

[ATRAIN]

Have you had Oreo Strawberry Milkshake Cremes? Just bought some yesterday----scrumptious!



Have you had a glass of Shut the Fuck Up?

[CuckingFunt]

LOL well I guess it helps that I don't have a sweet tooth.I don't either, for the most part. I was tempted by the Oreos when I went to the store because they were on sale (and they are yummy), but it'll take me forever to get through the two bags (boxes?) I bought.

Only thing that really gets my sweet tooth is ice cream. I looooooooooove ice cream.

God bless my fast metabolism.

[mrsmaalox]

Plus loaded with sugar, and what happens to sugar when it gets in your body.....yup straight to fat.

No sugar does not turn to fat---your body will burn it before it burns fat stores; that's why you gain weight, your fat just sits there---unburned.

[CuckingFunt]

Have you had Oreo Strawberry Milkshake Cremes? Just bought some yesterday----scrumptious!No, I haven't. These are the first Oreos I've eaten in a long fucking time. Certainly the first I've actually purchased in years.

[mrsmaalox]

Have you had a glass of Shut the Fuck Up?

Whoa sounds like you could use a little sugar.....

[florige]

Dude your prob more like Butters being so gullible and all hahahah.



The only time Butters showed his gullibilty was the Awesom-o episode. And remember Cartman was the one who got screwed in that episode.. :lol

[ATRAIN]

No sugar does not turn to fat---your body will burn it before it burns fat stores; that's why you gain weight, your fat just sits there---unburned.


So it cock blocks the fat from burning, either way it makes you fat, not all of it burns right away.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude your prob more like Butters being so gullible and all hahahah.



http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5458/cartmanandbutterstn5.jpg



ATRAIN and flo.
I don't know which one is which.

[ATRAIN]

The only time Butters showed his gullibilty was the Awesom-o episode. And remember Cartman was the one who got screwed in that episode.. :lol


Dude he is always gullible. What about the Casa Bonita Episode.

[ATRAIN]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5458/cartmanandbutterstn5.jpg



ATRAIN and flo.
I don't know which one is which.


Id say with your fat hands and always being a prick PEEWEE = Eric Cartman

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't either, for the most part. I was tempted by the Oreos when I went to the store because they were on sale (and they are yummy), but it'll take me forever to get through the two bags (boxes?) I bought.

Only thing that really gets my sweet tooth is ice cream. I looooooooooove ice cream.

God bless my fast metabolism.


:)

[peewee's lovechild]

Id say with your fat hands and always being a prick PEEWEE = Eric Cartman

Which obviously makes you Butters, getting an ass rubbed on his face.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This should be called "Insta 5 lb weight gain" my first job was as a bag boy at albertson's. one day this humongous lady got to the cashier and had 2 packages of double stuff oreo's and 4 packages of butter with an apparent look of disgust on her face. i had to walk away.

[ATRAIN]

Which obviously makes you Butters, getting an ass rubbed on his face.

I guess there are times when I am gullible so ok.

Peewee = Cartman
Flo = Token
Shagia = Mr Slave
Maalox = Mrs. Chokesondicks
Atrain = Butters
Midge = Stan
Silblack = Wendy


Do we have any jew posters?

Anyone else?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (3 members and 5 guests)
Viva Las Espuelas, ORION, ATRAIN

you missed my new avatar. it was too distracting to me, so i took it down.

[ATRAIN]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (3 members and 5 guests)
Viva Las Espuelas, ORION, ATRAIN

you missed my new avatar. it was too distracting to me, so i took it down.


It was pretty motorboatish

[samikeyp]

Damn...I wanted to be Stan!

Im too white to be Chef or Token, too non-Jew to be Kyle, I can be Mr. Mackey...M'Kay? Unless Midge wants to give up Stan.

We also need a Mr/Mrs. Garrison.

[CuckingFunt]

I guess there are times when I am gullible so ok.

Peewee = Cartman
Flo = Token
Shagia = Mr Slave
Maalox = Mrs. Chokesondicks
Atrain = Butters
Midge = Stan
Silblack = Wendy


Do we have any jew posters?

Anyone else?I'm Craig.

[ATRAIN]

Damn...I wanted to be Stan!

Im too white to be Chef or Token, too non-Jew to be Kyle, I can be Mr. Mackey...M'Kay? Unless Midge wants to give up Stan.

We also need a Mr/Mrs. Garrison.


Well I gave Midge Stan because of him and wendy and them being the only couple even though Stan and Wendy broke up.

[ATRAIN]

I'm Craig.


No your De De

[samikeyp]

Yeah...make Midge Mackey and me Stan.

[samikeyp]

No your De De

I think you mean Bebe

[ATRAIN]

Viva can be Mephisto

[samikeyp]

Well I gave Midge Stan because of him and wendy and them being the only couple even though Stan and Wendy broke up.


Ahh.

Sigh...I guess I am Mr. Mackey.

No wait...if i cant be Stan...I can be Uncle Jimbo! :tu

[ATRAIN]

I think you mean Bebe


oh yeah thats right, when cartman says it, it always sounds like dede

[ATRAIN]

Ahh.

Sigh...I guess I am Mr. Mackey.

No wait...if i cant be Stan...I can be Uncle Jimbo! :tu


LMAO Jman can be Ned

[CuckingFunt]

No your De DeCraig's a boy character, but I can relate to his habit of randomly flipping people off.

Also, when I was nine years old, if I could have said "titty sprinkles" to the principle, I indeed would have been sooooooo happy.

[samikeyp]

I think we all know who Blaze will be. :lol

[samikeyp]

Craig's a boy character, but I can relate to his habit of randomly flipping people off.

Also, when I was nine years old, if I could have said "titty sprinkles" to the principle, I indeed would have been sooooooo happy.


:lmao

"Mexican Stinky Balls!" :lol

[samikeyp]

LMAO Jman can be Ned


"Ned! It's comin' right for us!"

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

I think we all know who Blaze will be. :lol"Thank you for calling Shitty Wok. Take a order prease?"

[ATRAIN]

"Thank you for calling Shitty Wok. Take a order prease?"


LMAO

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva can be Mephistoi don't watch southpark, so.........

[samikeyp]

"Thank you for calling Shitty Wok. Take a order prease?"


"Goddam Mongorians! Always tearing down my shitty wall!"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"Thank you for calling Shitty Wok. Take a order prease?"i'll take some flied lice.

[florige]

Hey!! Why in the hell do I have to be Token??!! Oh wait....

[CuckingFunt]

marini martini = Jimmy Vulmer

[samikeyp]

Ashbeigh=Timmy

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

i don't watch southpark, so.........

:nerd I thought I was the only one!

[samikeyp]

marini martini = Jimmy Vulmer

Steriods Episode=Gold

"Jimmy! I'm leaving!"
"You-you-you're not going anywh-wh-where, B-Bitch!"

:lmao :lmao

[florige]

Steriods Episode=Gold

"Jimmy! I'm leaving!"
"You-you-you're not going anywh-wh-where, B-Bitch!"

:lmao :lmao




Wh-whats the matter fellas? Are you guys ni-ni- ninjas, or pu-pu-pussies..... :lol

[florige]

i don't watch southpark, so.........



I never did either until watching the Steroid episode. After watching that I was hooked...

[peewee's lovechild]

I guess there are times when I am gullible so ok.

Peewee = Cartman
Flo = Token
Shagia = Mr Slave
Maalox = Mrs. Chokesondicks
Atrain = Butters
Midge = Stan
Silblack = Wendy


Do we have any jew posters?

Anyone else?


Your mom can be Cartman's mom.

[mrsmaalox]

I never did either until watching the Steroid episode. After watching that I was hooked...

I was once doing something and heard an episode about an "N-word man" playing in the background. Sounded pretty funny but I couldn't leave what i was doing to watch it.

[samikeyp]

Wh-whats the matter fellas? Are you guys ni-ni- ninjas, or pu-pu-pussies..... :lol


"Those are m-my f-f-friends mom and if y-you don't l-l-like that, you can just p-pass the blunt to the n**ga on the r-right!"

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

I was once doing something and heard an episode about an "N-word man" playing in the background. Sounded pretty funny but I couldn't leave what i was doing to watch it.http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/2513/naggersoq0.jpg

[samikeyp]

I was once doing something and heard an episode about an "N-word man" playing in the background. Sounded pretty funny but I couldn't leave what i was doing to watch it.


"Ooh, no...the answer was "Naggers"

:lol

[samikeyp]

and is it me or has Vanna become lazy now. She used to actually turn the letters....now she just pushes them! :wtf

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

and is it me or has Vanna become lazy now. She used to actually turn the letters....now she just pushes them! :wtf

:lol
Haven't seen her in ages---but in the 80's I really admired her style!!! :lol Shit I even flew to Las Vegas to buy a gown from her "Special Vanna Collection" to wear to my brother's wedding!! :lmao

[samikeyp]

http://www.gearcritech.com/images/Review030506_SPS701(1).JPG

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.gearcritech.com/images/Review030506_SPS701%281%29.JPGThey just showed this one a couple nights ago. Fucking hilarious.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i think this guy is on to something
IN5StQAr7n0

[Viva Las Espuelas]

METAL!!!!!!!!!!
cpX-QdG3hgU

[midgetonadonkey]

i think this guy is on to something
IN5StQAr7n0

Why couldn't this dude run for president instead of Obama?

[florige]

http://www.gearcritech.com/images/Review030506_SPS701(1).JPG


What season Mikey??? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

What season Mikey??? :lolThat's the same as the Christopher Reeves episode.

[mrsmaalox]

Viva I just get a white square.........

[samikeyp]

They just showed this one a couple nights ago. Fucking hilarious.


"I m-mean...come on!"

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga

[midgetonadonkey]

I never noticed that one of the kids in the David Robinson commercial where the girls walk in to the party is wearing a shirt that says Hepatitis B.

That makes the commercial brilliant.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

god damnit reverend, i blame this loss entirely on your mustard guzzling ass

[Cant_Be_Faded]

She will change from you
Sunwise

To clockwise

[midgetonadonkey]

Mustard is good. Especially on hot dogs.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had forgotten the greatness that is Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers).

[midgetonadonkey]

It was an excellent decision to revisit this album.

[midgetonadonkey]

The motherfucking ruckus is being brought.

[manufor3]

Ashbeigh=Timmy

:lol

:lol

[Mister Sinister]

You fail me yet again, Starscream.

[NZHayden]

good god this thread is still going

[Viva Las Espuelas]

good god this thread is still goingyes. please follow suit.

[RashoFan]

good god this thread is still going
Kiwi!!!! where the bloody hell have you been???

[RashoFan]

marini martini = Jimmy Vulmer
Is there a SouthPark character for me???
Is there a website for "What SouthPark character are you?"

[RashoFan]

I would agree.

I would still go CZJ first but Natalie Portman is still :tu :tu to me.
CZJ has a gorgeous face! I think she has a perfectly symterical face, unlike most people(though, I could be wrong).Great body, even after a couple of kids.

[RashoFan]

Mint and chocolate don't mix I'm sorry... :vomit:
You are definately a guy if you think chocolate and mint don't mix.
How do you feel about chocolate and coconut??

[RashoFan]

What South Park Character Are You?
You scored as a Jimmy
Y-y-you're Ji-ji-jimmy! One of the nicer kids in South Park. You have trouble expressing yourself, and it can sometimes get you into trouble. But you are an excellent comedian anyways!
http://quizfarm.com/images/1111283759jimmy.gif
Kenny McCormick 75%
Jimmy 75%
Butters 75%
Stan Marsh 67%
Kyle Broflovski 58%
Eric Cartman 58%
Tweak 50%
Timmy 33%
Shelly 25%

[RashoFan]

Is Jimmy and Timmy related?

[marini martini]

Funt, named me someone about ten pages back! Gotta start watching it some day!
:wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

Someone needs to show up here and entertain me. Thanks to DST I'm not sleepy yet, but I still have to be up at 5:50am!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Funt, named me someone about ten pages back! Gotta start watching it some day!
:wakeup
Me too. I was wondering if there really is a character named "Mrs. Chokesondick" or if Atrain made that up just for me!!! :lol

[marini martini]

Pg. 198. Jimmy Vullmer WTF?

We need to get with the program Mrs. Chokesondick

[marini martini]

Someone needs to show up here and entertain me. Thanks to DST I'm not sleepy yet, but I still have to be up at 5:50am!!!

Guess I'm your poetry chick :toast :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Pg. 198. Jimmy Vullmer WTF?

We need to get with the program Mrs. Chokesondick

I guess, but I just don't watch much TV at all.

[marini martini]

What's a DST? I'm afraid to ask! Can penicillin help?