Free Quattro Razor (14)

[CuckingFunt]

Funt, have you ever watched an episode of Enterprise?
No.

[ShoogarBear]

I can't believe I actually watched football tonight. I feel so unclean.You should be spanked. In a non-bruised area.

[RashoFan]

That pic of Dita, I think she would have raised her level of hottness by wearing black fishnet stockings instead.

[CuckingFunt]

You should be spanked. In a non-bruised area.
For watching football, or for bitching about it?

[CuckingFunt]

That pic of Dita, I think she would have raised her level of hottness by wearing black fishnet stockings instead.
The silk stockings she's wearing are more authentic to the era.

[ShoogarBear]

Both. Two spankings.

[RashoFan]

I think I will watch Dune tonight until I fall asleep.

[RashoFan]

The silk stockings she's wearing are more authentic to the era.
Okay, I get that. I still think black fishnets would really make the look oh la la.

[to21]

Okay, I get that. I still think black fishnets would really make the look oh la la.
I think any chick with a REAL fishnet on would be niiiiice. That way I could reel her ass into the boat and gaff her.

[florige]

I told you we would have a game A!

[ATRAIN]

I told you we would have a game A!


Yeah you were right.

[florige]

You still hungover kid?

[ATRAIN]

You still hungover kid?


Nah didnt drink last night but I am really sore though.

[florige]

Nah didnt drink last night but I am really sore though.


From hitting the gym or some skins?

[ATRAIN]

From hitting the gym or some skins?


LOL gym. I also have this knot in my back that is causing neck pain. I think I slept wrong as well.

[The Sun]

Good morning!!! Have a great day!!

[mrsmaalox]

Good morning!!! Have a great day!!

Are you planning on doing any work today? :rolleyes

[samikeyp]

Are you planning on doing any work today? :rolleyes

Not around here he's not. :madrun

[mrsmaalox]

Apparently not here either. Guess he has the StupidBowl hangover.

[ORION]

how can people be so upbeat in the mornings? I just want to hurt them

[mrsmaalox]

how can people be so upbeat in the mornings? I just want to hurt them

Hey, it's not 11 yet...

[peewee's lovechild]

That was one of the best Super Bowls ever.

[ORION]

Hey, it's not 11 yet...
that's why I'm getting mad

[ATRAIN]

that's why I'm getting mad


Hey Orion, whats up today?................OPPS......read this in an hour ok?

[mrsmaalox]

This keeps saying I have 65,535 PMs; that must be some kind of "error code" or else I have become very popular! :smokin

[Melmart1]

LOL gym. I also have this knot in my back that is causing neck pain. I think I slept wrong as well.
It's the MySpace ho's. They kept you up all night, didn't they?

[Melmart1]

Because of the SuperBowl last night, there were very few minor league games played yesterday. All is silent in workland. What the hell am I gonna do all morning?

[RashoFan]

I think any chick with a REAL fishnet on would be niiiiice. That way I could reel her ass into the boat and gaff her.
just make sure you keep any body parts away from the gaffing pole, cause this may happen...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/fishingtrip.jpg
BTW, I caught that shark myself a couple of years ago... :hat

[ATRAIN]

It's the MySpace ho's. They kept you up all night, didn't they?


nah I gave them the day off since it was SB sunday.

[RashoFan]

Because of the SuperBowl last night, there were very few minor league games played yesterday. All is silent in workland. What the hell am I gonna do all morning?
post here, sleep, stay in bed a watch movies...

[mrsmaalox]

post here, sleep, stay in bed a watch movies...
That sounds like a wonderful plan. For everybody.

[ATRAIN]

It's the MySpace ho's. They kept you up all night, didn't they?


Speaking it ho's, its almost time for the 3rd installment of Atrain's Whore Stories. Are my subscribers ready?

[Melmart1]

I don't have a TV in my bedroom, so I can't stay in bed and watch movies.

[Melmart1]

Speaking it ho's, its almost time for the 3rd installment of Atrain's Whore Stories.
I never got hte first two installments.

[RashoFan]

too bad I can't do that today, tommorrow would be better for me.

[ATRAIN]

I never got hte first two installments.


You weren't around, plus I don't know if you could handle them, you think bad enough of me as it is.

[RashoFan]

I don't have a TV in my bedroom, so I can't stay in bed and watch movies.
Does your computer have a cd/dvd player?

[mrsmaalox]

Speaking it ho's, its almost time for the 3rd installment of Atrain's Whore Stories. Are my subscribers ready?

Good grief there are so many. How in the world do you decide which ones to share?

[RashoFan]

Hazelnut coffee is the bestest flavor of coffee!!!
mmmm-mmmm-mmmmmmmmm!!!

[RashoFan]

Good grief there are so many. How in the world do you decide which ones to share?
Crappy ones first and the made up ones for last...

[mrsmaalox]

too bad I can't do that today, tommorrow would be better for me.
We should have a John/Oko type event where we all just stay in bed.

[mrsmaalox]

Crappy ones first and the made up ones for last...
Do you think he's just getting them from the Penthouse letters? :lol

[RashoFan]

I'll be "John" you can be "Yoko"....she is one crazy bitch...

[ATRAIN]

Good grief there are so many. How in the world do you decide which ones to share?


LOL only share the good ones. I only have like 4 more to share anyways.

[Melmart1]

You weren't around, plus I don't know if you could handle them, you think bad enough of me as it is.
Don't be a tease.

[RashoFan]

Do you think he's just getting them from the Penthouse letters? :lol
wait... he can read penthouse???
:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Do you think he's just getting them from the Penthouse letters? :lol


Nah I have no reason to make em up, but if you don't believe em, I can take you off the subscriber list.

[RashoFan]

I need a refill on my hazelnut coffee

[mrsmaalox]

I never got hte first two installments.
You haven't missed much. Just imagine him with sluts--not much of a stretch really.

[ATRAIN]

Don't be a tease.


lol, well you will prob have the same reaction from story 2 that funt did.

[Melmart1]

Does your computer have a cd/dvd player?
Yes, but it is here in my office, along with the TV. My laptop works but its very slow, I need to get it checked out.

[Melmart1]

lol, well you will prob have the same reaction from story 2 that funt did.
Which is?

[ATRAIN]

Which is?


ill send it to you and her response as well.

[RashoFan]

Damn...my ex is all up on my koolaid via myspace IM...he talked to me last night and he is back on now...

[mrsmaalox]

I'll be "John" you can be "Yoko"....she is one crazy bitch...
?!? Are you trying to tell me something?

[RashoFan]

?!? Are you trying to tell me something?
Who??? me????
:angel

[mrsmaalox]

Nah I have no reason to make em up, but if you don't believe em, I can take you off the subscriber list.
Did I hit a nerve? :lol

[ATRAIN]

Which is?


sent

[ATRAIN]

Did I hit a nerve? :lol


nah not really I don't care if anyone believes me or not, with some of the stories I have gotten in return from some of my subscribers mine aren't totally out of left field.

[mrsmaalox]

nah not really I don't care if anyone believes me or not, with some of the stories I have gotten in return from some of my subscribers mine aren't totally out of left field.
Yes I have a feeling to21 can spin a good yarn!!

[mrsmaalox]

Okay, so what time should we expect #3? Is Flo even up yet?

[ATRAIN]

Okay, so what time should we expect #3? Is Flo even up yet?


Working on it. Flo talked to me earlier

[Melmart1]

Is Flo even up yet?

Working on it
:dizzy

[mrsmaalox]

:dizzy

:lmao

[RashoFan]

Atrain, will you make me french toast?

[ATRAIN]

Atrain, will you make me french toast?


HA, you would have to do a hell of a lot for me to make you anything.

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain, will you make me french toast?

Did you already get a story? Did Mel get her's?

[ATRAIN]

Did you already get a story? Did Mel get her's?


LOL someone is worried that they got bumped off the list.

[RashoFan]

Did you already get a story? Did Mel get her's?
nah, I haven't signed up for the tales of the lonely Atrain.

[RashoFan]

HA, you would have to do a hell of a lot for me to make you anything.
If I was dying would you make me french toast?

[mrsmaalox]

nah, I haven't signed up for the tales of the lonely Atrain.

He's not quite as lonely as you'd suspect!!! :lol

[ATRAIN]

nah, I haven't signed up for the tales of the lonely Atrain.


Lonely??? What makes you think that?

[ATRAIN]

If I was dying would you make me french toast?


depends on what you were dying of.

[RashoFan]

depends on what you were dying of.
I am dying...I am one day closer to dying(of old age)...now go fix me some french toast bitch... :p:

[ATRAIN]

I am dying...I am one day closer to dying(of old age)...now go fix me some french toast bitch... :p:

Your one day closer of getting bitch slapped too. Keep it up whore!!

[ORION]

ok its 11...... but dang I have to work now

[RashoFan]

Your one day closer of getting bitch slapped too. Keep it up whore!!
bite me!
have fun at work...later beeyotch.

[ORION]

oh and the new ATHF episode last night was freaking hilarious

[marini martini]

I heart my new laptop!

[mrsmaalox]

I heart my new laptop!

Well I am jealous!! Let me guess are you all comfy in bed?

[ATRAIN]

Story 3 just hit the newstands.

[marini martini]

Yep, you got it Ain't gonna get a damn thing done today!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Yep, you got it Ain't gonna get a damn thing done today!!!

:tu

[marini martini]

:tu


It's going to be fun watching the game & not having to run in the other room to post :lol

[to21]

Yes I have a feeling to21 can spin a good yarn!!
Shiiiit.

I've told ATRAIN of one of this girl we made our sex slave for three days. I left out the details because they were a little graphic.

Oh to be young again.

[mrsmaalox]

Shiiiit.

I've told ATRAIN of one of this girl we made our sex slave for three days. I left out the details because they were a little graphic.

Oh to be young again.

OMFG!! You're not serious. She wanted to do it though?

[ATRAIN]

Shiiiit.

I've told ATRAIN of one of this girl we made our sex slave for three days. I left out the details because they were a little graphic.

Oh to be young again.


LOL yeah that was a good one.

[to21]

OMFG!! You're not serious. She wanted to do it though?
She got caught stealing from our friend (roommate and her BF at the time) and begged for us not to call the cops on her.

She delivered on her promise she'd do anything for us not to turn her ass in.

[mrsmaalox]

WOW :spless:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She got caught stealing from our friend (roommate and her BF at the time) and begged for us not to call the cops on her.

She delivered on her promise she'd do anything for us not to turn her ass in.pics?

[ATRAIN]

pics?


lol

[mrsmaalox]

pics?

I knew someone would chime in with that one! :lol

[florige]

You are a dawg A... :lol

[ORION]

Shiiiit.

I've told ATRAIN of one of this girl we made our sex slave for three days. I left out the details because they were a little graphic.

Oh to be young again.
that sounds pretty awesome. what did she steal like 10 million dollars

[ATRAIN]

You are a dawg A... :lol


LOL

[florige]

Man I can't stop watching this....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb3ziO-O8b8

Freakin Sweet!!!

[mrsmaalox]

That scared me Flo, I thought it was a video of Atrain or to21 in "action"!

[jman3000]

atrain makes me look like a priest.

what a slut.

[ATRAIN]

That scared me Flo, I thought it was a video of Atrain or to21 in "action"!


scared you or were hoping to see?

[ATRAIN]

atrain makes me look like a priest.

what a slut.


why is that?

[florige]

That scared me Flo, I thought it was a video of Atrain or to21 in "action"!



:lol I wouldn't have that in my possession.

[jman3000]

ive had chances to reach his level of depravity.

alas, i just cant drop my pants for any old hooch : (

[ATRAIN]

ive had chances to reach his level of depravity.

alas, i just cant drop my pants for any old hooch : (


lol you damn liar, no one in here will buy that load of crap.

[jman3000]

im trying to be classy here.

[ATRAIN]

im trying to be classy here.


LOL oh my bad, carry on then. Yo J gear it up later? You still trying to get through it on insane or hardcore?

[to21]

just make sure you keep any body parts away from the gaffing pole, cause this may happen...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/fishingtrip.jpg
BTW, I caught that shark myself a couple of years ago... :hat
Cool.

I guess you like to get ur fish on huh?

Offshore fishing is my fav. I like the red snapper.....:eyebrows

[samikeyp]

im trying to be classy here.

What...and break character? Never!

[jman3000]

LOL oh my bad, carry on then. Yo J gear it up later? You still trying to get through it on insane or hardcore?
:lol

im on chapter 2 on normal :lol

id still kick your ass in some multiplayer though.

im bad ass like that.

i get outta school at 8

[jman3000]

i also beat your geometry wars mark the other day. workig my way up bitches.

[mrsmaalox]

ive had chances to reach his level of depravity.

alas, i just cant drop my pants for any old hooch : (

It takes ice cream cake for that to happen!!

[ATRAIN]

:lol

im on chapter 2 on normal :lol

id still kick your ass in some multiplayer though.

im bad ass like that.

i get outta school at 8


ok ill get on at around 8:30 and your on, and im going to bitch slap you worse than rashofan.

[jman3000]

i would fuck a woman who resembles a water buffalo for an ice cream cake.

[jman3000]

i would fuck a woman who resembles a water buffalo for an ice cream cake.
but in a classy way.

missionary.

[CuckingFunt]

lol, well you will prob have the same reaction from story 2 that funt did.Anyone who didn't have that reaction gets the same response.

[CuckingFunt]

oh and the new ATHF episode last night was freaking hilariousYes.

Yes it was.

[ATRAIN]

Anyone who didn't have that reaction gets the same response.


hahah yeah she did.

[CuckingFunt]

atrain makes me look like a priest.

ATRAIN makes me look like... not a priest.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN makes me look like... not a priest.


Did you like #3 Funt?

[CuckingFunt]

Did you like #3 Funt?The ending sucked. There were other options.

[ATRAIN]

The ending sucked. There were other options.


PM me, im curious

[jman3000]

i have a bruise on my shoulder the size of my fist.

now i know how it feels.

[ATRAIN]

i have a bruise on my shoulder the size of my fist.

now i know how it feels.


YOU GOT BIT didn't you??

[CuckingFunt]

i have a bruise on my shoulder the size of my fist.

now i know how it feels.jman's my bruise buddy.

[jman3000]

yeah.. pretty hard.

id show a pic... but i get pretty pasty during the winter.

[ATRAIN]

yeah.. pretty hard.

id show a pic... but i get pretty pasty during the winter.


LOL did you bite her back? It was a her right? If not did you bite him back?

[jman3000]

haha..
biting was had by all.

it was a her.

[florige]

Yes.

Yes it was.



Ok I'm gonna finally ask. What in the heck is this Athf that you and O are always talking about?

[ATRAIN]

Ok I'm gonna finally ask. What in the heck is this Athf that you and O are always talking about?


A show

[CuckingFunt]

Ok I'm gonna finally ask. What in the heck is this Athf that you and O are always talking about?Aqua Teen Hunger Force (http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/).

[florige]

A show



:lol I knew that I was just wondering the name. Or is it ATHF?

[marini martini]

Ok I'm gonna finally ask. What in the heck is this Athf that you and O are always talking about?


A Train's Hooker Films

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

oh and the new ATHF episode last night was freaking hilarious

Squidbillies was better.

[ATRAIN]

A Train's Hooker Films


LMAO, I like that!!

[CuckingFunt]

It's chilly cold outside.

[mrsmaalox]

A Train's Hooker Films

Very good! ;)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwvVh0_ZelI

:lmao

[florige]

A Train's Hooker Films



That was clever MM... :lol

[jman3000]

whenever half a class is devoted to talking about a criminal getting his heart shot in half and then still continuing on a shooting rampage until getting shot in the head, it's a good thing.

[ATRAIN]

whenever half a class is devoted to talking about a criminal getting his heart shot in half and then still continuing on a shooting rampage until getting shot in the head, it's a good thing.


are you in class right now?

[jman3000]

yes. have my 2 hour break coming up though.

[marini martini]

That was clever MM... :lol


Thanks :toast

You's too A & mm :lol

One of these days, I'll learn multi quote posting :elephant

[mrsmaalox]

Thanks :toast

You's too A & mm :lol

One of these days, I'll learn multi quote posting :elephant

Then you can teach me!

[AFBlue]

random question....

are any of you submitted to random drug testing after you are hired?

I just got piss-tested for like the 10th time in 2 1/2 years and every time it gets more rediculous. I spent damn 2 hours in the waiting room holding it in before I could even get seen.

Just curious who else has to go through this shit and if it happens to anyone else this often...

[ORION]

Yes.

Yes it was.
I'm going to miss Marcula. He was funny. Lordy Lordy looks who's 4040

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to miss Marcula. He was funny. Lordy Lordy looks who's 4040That part, specifically, made me laugh until I cried, because my grandmother put almost that identical ad in the local newspaper when my uncle turned 40.

[katyon6th]

random question....

are any of you submitted to random drug testing after you are hired?

I just got piss-tested for like the 10th time in 2 1/2 years and every time it gets more rediculous. I spent damn 2 hours in the waiting room holding it in before I could even get seen.

Just curious who else has to go through this shit and if it happens to anyone else this often...

What company do you work for that randomly drug tests the same person 10 times in 2.5 yrs? That seems a bit extreme to me.

The company I work for doesn't do random drug testing and they didn't even do pre-employment testing until recently.

I am fortunate, yes I am.

[jman3000]

drugs are for pussies.

[CuckingFunt]

drugs are for pussies.My pussy has no interest in drugs.

She's such a square.

[jman3000]

i thought it was more of a collapsed oval shape?

[CuckingFunt]

i thought it was more of a collapsed oval shape?You have a dirty mind.

My pussy:

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7032/muddy01et3.jpg

[samikeyp]

:lol

The newest "LOL cat".

:)

[jman3000]

i like to pet cats on their backs, right above their tails.

they start having spasms and go all crazy.

[jman3000]

your cat looks like a fat bastard.

stop with the table scraps.

[CuckingFunt]

i like to pet cats on their backs, right above their tails.

they start having spasms and go all crazy.My cat's sister (the long-haired puff of fur in the background who is no longer with us) used to do that.

The cat I still have will just bite the shit out of you if you pet her there.

[ORION]

That part, specifically, made me laugh until I cried, because my grandmother put almost that identical ad in the local newspaper when my uncle turned 40.
I laughed when Shake said " He sounds like a good dad from the phone"

[CuckingFunt]

your cat looks like a fat bastard.

stop with the table scraps.That's her tail, not a fat roll.

Fucker.

[CuckingFunt]

I laughed when Shake said " He sounds like a good dad from the phone"I was sad that it ended when it did. I would have liked to see Paul and Carl enjoying couple skate.

[jman3000]

a cat i used to have weighed almost 20 pounds.

i felt bad for her because everytime she'd go out and stalk birds or squirrels, they'd be all non chalant and just slowly jaunt away. her fat ass degraded her hunting skills.

[CuckingFunt]

a cat i used to have weighed almost 20 pounds.

i felt bad for her because everytime she'd go out and stalk birds or squirrels, they'd be all non chalant and just slowly jaunt away. her fat ass degraded her hunting skills.My aunt had a cat like that. I think there were maybe 20 minutes a day that she wasn't sleeping.

[ORION]

:lol

The newest "LOL cat".

:)
LOL cats are hilarious

[ORION]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-couch-too-fast.jpg

[ORION]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-nose-stuck.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/849/funnypicturesambushcatus1.jpg

[jman3000]

i think im gonna skip my last class... it's a 3 hour class... so techically id be skipping an entire week... but shit... it's so tempting..... maybe go for a bit... act li

[ORION]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-kangaroo-punch.jpg

[jman3000]

oops.... fucking phone call made me stop thinking...

like im taking a call... then just magically disappear.

[CuckingFunt]

i think im gonna skip my last class... it's a 3 hour class... so techically id be skipping an entire week... but shit... it's so tempting..... maybe go for a bit... act liWhat class is it?

[jman3000]

What class is it?

a class basically about how douchebaggy lawyers are and that you should never ever be one.

[jman3000]

i liked the class about dudes getting their heart blowed up more.

[CuckingFunt]

a class basically about how douchebaggy lawyers are and that you should never ever be one.Yeah... sounds like you really want to go.

[jman3000]

fuck... i need to renew my live account before i can play atrain tonight.

[jman3000]

a buffalo herd just entered the room. i should just move slowly and exit the premises.

[jman3000]

apparently a giraffe hangs with this herd.

perhaps raised as an orphaned child?

[CuckingFunt]

a buffalo herd just entered the room. i should just move slowly and exit the premises.This is wise.

[jman3000]

they seem to have mastered the art of ordering... wendy's... maybe im safe after all.

surely they won't attack with a full stomache.

[CuckingFunt]

they seem to have mastered the art of ordering... wendy's... maybe im safe after all.

surely they won't attack with a full stomache.That boost to the blood sugar may just make them perky and chatty.

[ORION]

one more ....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-pwns-dog.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Cats are stupid.

[jman3000]

they wont shut the fuck up.

and this rather large one... maybe the alpha male... keeps adjusting her bra strap.

ugh.

[jman3000]

Cats are stupid.

no... YOURE stupid.

[jman3000]

and your stupid face.

[jman3000]

so you're stupid, and your face is stupid.

how do you like them apples?

[ShoogarBear]

Apples are cool.

Cats are stupid.

[CuckingFunt]

they wont shut the fuck up.

and this rather large one... maybe the alpha male... keeps adjusting her bra strap.

ugh.
That boost to the blood sugar may just make them perky and chatty.

You should move before it's too late.

[jman3000]

apples ARE pretty cool ... you got me there.

[ShoogarBear]

a buffalo herd just entered the room. i should just move slowly and exit the premises.Or you could offer them all the standard 90-second ride on the jman.

[jman3000]

they're gone... like a rolling wind on the african serengeti... they've vanished almost as soon as they appeared.

[jman3000]

Or you could offer them all the standard 90-second ride on the jman.

90 seconds in heaven is better than 60 seconds in heaven.

[CuckingFunt]

they're gone... like a rolling wind on the african serengeti... they've vanished almost as soon as they appeared.Damn.

They made pretty impressive time on their Wendy's.

[ORION]

Cats are stupid.
cats are funny

[CuckingFunt]

I'm fucking freezing. But I know that if I turn the heater on I'm going to be way too hot.

[jman3000]

im going to best buy to buy shit i really dont need....

and also buy some damned cream for all these fucking bite marks.

[Silver21_Black20]

im going to best buy to buy shit i really dont need....

and also buy some damned cream for these flaring herpes.

[CuckingFunt]

I am just not at all motivated to do homework this evening.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm fucking freezing. But I know that if I turn the heater on I'm going to be way too hot.Are you bragging again?

[CuckingFunt]

Are you bragging again?Brag?

Me??

Never!

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799977

:lmao

[Fillmoe]

...............................

[midgetonadonkey]

Who are those ignorant, uneducated pieces of shit in your sig Fillmoe?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799977

:lmao

I didn't find it funny at all.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't find it funny at all.That's unfortunate.

[ShoogarBear]

La La La La La La La La La

[ShoogarBear]

means I love you

[ShoogarBear]

NUeJiapifSc

[CuckingFunt]

I was just listening to that song in my car a little while ago.

[ShoogarBear]

Yes, I know . . .




I put it there.

NzlG28B-R8Y

[ShoogarBear]

Didn't I blow your mind that time?

[ShoogarBear]

FYQdorjZ_p8

[CuckingFunt]

Yes, I know . . .




I put it there.

You put the CD in my possession? Or you loaded it into my iPod?

Or... did you make shuffle select it?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm watching something on television where they're playing Jenga while riding Hawaii Chairs.

I think I found a new party game.

[visitor]

Didn't I blow your mind that time?


Didn't I

[RashoFan]

You have a dirty mind.

My pussy:

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7032/muddy01et3.jpg
Your kitty is so pretty!!! Kinda looks like my cat...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/Baby2.jpg

[RashoFan]

Advice for guys: No Glove...No Love!
Advice for girls: No Pill...No Thrill!
Guy at work told me that today...:lol

[The Sun]

Good morning fine people!! Have a blessed day.

[mrsmaalox]

Your kitty is so pretty!!! Kinda looks like my cat...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/Baby2.jpg

I wish I could show you guys my putty tat! :cat

[Melmart1]

Will the Private Message whore please clear his/her inbox, pleeze? Thanks.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm fucking freezing.

So what's it like to fuck while freezing?

[mrsmaalox]

Will the Private Message whore please clear his/her inbox, pleeze? Thanks.

Hmm...my PMs are getting thru just fine..

[CuckingFunt]

So what's it like to fuck while freezing?
Pretty damn good, actually.

[samikeyp]

Something tells me that if Funt was fucking freezing, freezing wouldn't be cold very long. :)

[CuckingFunt]

Something tells me that if Funt was fucking freezing, freezing wouldn't be cold very long. :)
No comment.

[ATRAIN]

Something tells me that if Funt was fucking freezing, freezing wouldn't be cold very long. :)


I think I would agree.

[samikeyp]

You're welcome CF. :)

[CuckingFunt]

Class doesn't sound fun after less than two hours of sleep.

[ATRAIN]

Class doesn't sound fun after less than two hours of sleep.


you will regret it if you miss

[to21]

I wish I could show you guys my putty tat! :cat
Why, did you just shave it?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Pretty damn good, actually.

Living here, I can't actually say I've pulled that off before.

Thanks for the insight.

[to21]

Class doesn't sound fun after less than two hours of sleep.
Nothing is fun after less than two hours of sleep except:

1. Fishn'
2. Golfn'
3. Sexn'

I put Fishn' and Golf in front of sex because I've actually done them more than once with only two hours of sleep.

[mrsmaalox]

Why, did you just shave it?

No just because she's so sweet!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I fucking hate my profession sometimes.

[ATRAIN]

I fucking hate my profession sometimes.


I thought you liked being a fluffer?

[RashoFan]

Johnny is not a fluffer! Now if he needs any ehem...services, let me know when I can give a personal interview...:eyebrows

[mrsmaalox]

Johnny is not a fluffer! Now if he needs any ehem...services, let me know when I can give a personal interview...:eyebrows

Girl, you are just TOO helpful! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Johnny is not a fluffer! Now if he needs any ehem...services, let me know when I can give a personal interview...:eyebrows


when I want your opinion, ill tip you a 5, Until then keep your whore mouth shut.

[RashoFan]

Nothing is fun after less than two hours of sleep except:

1. Fishn'
2. Golfn'
3. Sexn'

I put Fishn' and Golf in front of sex because I've actually done them more than once with only two hours of sleep.
:tu

[ATRAIN]

Hey Flo did you see your boy James is going to be on survivor again?

[RashoFan]

when I want your opinion, ill tip you a 5, Until then keep your whore mouth shut.
ah..go bitchslap your self!

[florige]

Pretty damn good, actually.



What makes it so good Funt?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I thought you liked being a fluffer?

ATRAIN: 1
Blaze: 0

[florige]

Hey Flo did you see your boy James is going to be on survivor again?


Yeah I heard about that. When does it start?

[florige]

ah..go bitchslap your self!


Wat up RF??

[ATRAIN]

Yeah I heard about that. When does it start?

Thursday

[to21]

Johnny is not a fluffer! Now if he needs any ehem...services, let me know when I can give a personal interview...:eyebrows
You do some fluffing on the side?

How much does that run?

[RashoFan]

Is it mean to lead a soldier in Iraq into believing he is going to get lucky with me when he comes back?? Mind you this is the guy I thought was my BF until I found out he had a fiance. Payback is a bitch and so am I. I wonder why I even bother talking to him except for the fact that I like being a little evil. :devil

[to21]

Hey Flo did you see your boy James is going to be on survivor again?
Maybe that dumb mofo plays one his his idols if he gets two again.

:pctoss

[to21]

Is it mean to lead a soldier in Iraq into believing he is going to get lucky with me when he comes back?? Mind you this is the guy I thought was my BF until I found out he had a fiance. Payback is a bitch and so am I. I wonder why I even bother talking to him except for the fact that I like being a little evil. :devil
RF, it's your duty as an American to give this man some trim when he gets back.

[ATRAIN]

Maybe that dumb mofo plays one his his idols if he gets two again.

:pctoss


Yeah, and I hope this season there are more strength challanges.

[RashoFan]

Wat up RF??
Whassup PoPo? :D
How you doing? :eyebrows

[RashoFan]

You do some fluffing on the side?

How much does that run?
Free to Johnny and to Flo( public servants got each other backs...or fronts :lol)
You...would have to barter.

[mrsmaalox]

RF, it's your duty as an American to give this man some trim when he gets back.

to21 is absolutely right on this one RF!