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[Viva Las Espuelas]

Looks like I've got a lunch date!!!! ;):oops

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So you like chicks with dicks?sluts with nuts

[jman3000]

i love all of God's creatures. Be them mustached or not.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

a mustache on a chick is HAWT... it screams "i want to dominate you"that's gross. if she's hairy up there i wouldn't dare venture south of the equator.

[jman3000]

i would eat maalox out for a pie or a cookie cake with peanut m&m's on top.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't fucking know maybe he wanted to eat lunch and eat her out at the same time?

Yea obviously, but you'd really have to love tuna to do that! He wasn't in the mood for liver and onions?! yuck. Makes no sense. At all. And why the multi-tasking? He only gets like 15 minutes for lunch?!

[to21]

Its Ironic that my nickname is Atrain and I have yet to pull a train. Thats where TO21 comes in. He is going to bring up one of his blackmail ho's.Hey Bro.

It aint fun, if the homies cant have none.

[jman3000]

i would eat maalox out for a pie or a cookie cake with peanut m&m's on top.

this is a true statement sadly.

[mrsmaalox]

i would eat maalox out for a pie or a cookie cake with peanut m&m's on top.

Sorry, I only have white chocolate macadamia nut.....

[TheMrPeanut]

sluts with nuts

Oh hell no.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Bro.

It aint fun, if the homies cant have none.


Great song and soo true.

[jman3000]

Sorry, I only have white chocolate macadamia nut.....
well shit god damn... that's even better.
:elephant

[ATRAIN]

Looks like I've got a lunch date!!!! ;)


Viva is going to hit it and quit it.

[jman3000]

smash and dash.

[jman3000]

fuck and duck.

[to21]

ATRAIN,

I justed trolled ur triathlon thread.

Sorry.

[jman3000]

have sex and ... go away somewhere...

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN,

I justed trolled ur triathlon thread.

Sorry.


LOL its all good I got some Pm's for that thread.

[mrsmaalox]

Viva is going to hit it and quit it.

Keep it up funny boy, you'll be the one getting hit :ihit

[mrsmaalox]

have sex and ... go away somewhere...

somewhere far,far away

[to21]

Keep it up funny boy, you'll be the one getting hit :ihitNow maalox is tryn' to get with ATRAIN.

You eHussy you.

[to21]

Can I watch?

:jack

[mrsmaalox]

ATRAIN,

I justed trolled ur triathlon thread.

Sorry.

"Menage tui" ?!?! WTF to21, don't you know anything? It's "menage a trois" :rolleyes

[to21]

"Menage tui" ?!?! WTF to21, don't you know anything? It's "menage a trois" :rolleyes:lol

That's how we roll in the hood.

I'll fix it......thanks.

[ATRAIN]

Now maalox is tryn' to get with ATRAIN.

You eHussy you.


key word.....trying

I wouldn't want pee wee's and viva's leftovers.

[to21]

^ remember her box is clean now. Get in before Viva.

[mrsmaalox]

key word.....trying

I wouldn't want pee wee's and viva's leftovers.

You want to die today don't you?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

^ remember her box is clean now. Get in before Viva.i got him beat

[ATRAIN]

^ remember her box is clean now. Get in before Viva.


LMAO, wait why now? What was in it before today?

[ATRAIN]

You want to die today don't you?


Am I putting out that vibe? LMAO

[mrsmaalox]

LMAO, wait why now? What was in it before today?

Well I could say what all was in there, but I don't think you really want me to!

[ATRAIN]

Well I could say what all was in there, but I don't think you really want me to!


Which box are you talking about?

[mrsmaalox]

Am I putting out that vibe? LMAO

No it's more of a "fume".

[mrsmaalox]

Which box are you talking about?

Don't act like you don't know..

[ATRAIN]

Don't act like you don't know..


The one we are talking about or the one you are talking about? hahahahaha

[mrsmaalox]

The one we are talking about or the one you are talking about? hahahahaha

hahahaha yourself! I've only been talking about one.

[to21]

hahahaha yourself! I've only been talking about one.The one she cleaned for Viva.

[ATRAIN]

The one she cleaned for Viva.


yeah or the one Viva cleaned for her??

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yeah or the one Viva cleaned for her??i didn't personally clean her box, but i did demand that she clean it up.

[CuckingFunt]

Damnit, Jman changed his post before I could quote it and ask how many of the girls he messed around with had Cheeto fingers and smelled like KFC (Beeville girl).I could almost swear the report was that she smelled like Salisbury Steak.

[CuckingFunt]

There is a plus side to getting a hand job from a girl with cheeto hands but if you have to ask what it is you just don't get it.If you're getting handjobs from girls hungry enough to be swayed by cheeto flavor, your standards aren't as high as I would have assumed.

[CuckingFunt]

a mustache on a chick is HAWT... it screams "i want to dominate you"So... jman likes tall Viking women and women who can dominate him.

I'm sensing a few unresolved issues.

[florige]

I could almost swear the report was that she smelled like Salisbury Steak.



:lol What the heck are you guys talking about in here today??? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

:lol What the heck are you guys talking about in here today??? :lolA pleasantly plump young lady who tried to molest poor jman a few months ago.

[florige]

A pleasantly plump young lady who tried to molest poor jman a few months ago.



:lol Oh ok. Thanks for bringing me up to speed.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey ATRAIN, did you get selected to buy Astros tickets?

[CuckingFunt]

"Unbeatable Banzuke" may be even better than "Ninja Warrior."

[ATRAIN]

If you're getting handjobs from girls hungry enough to be swayed by cheeto flavor, your standards aren't as high as I would have assumed.


Good point, but what if she was eating cheetos then was swayed away from them by my piece and didnt even want to wash her hands, would that be ok?

[ATRAIN]

Hey ATRAIN, did you get selected to buy Astros tickets?


Mother fuckers!!

Dear Astros Fan:

Thank you for registering for a chance to purchase tickets to the Yankees and Red Sox Series that will be held at Minute Maid Park. Unfortunately, your entry was not selected for the online ticket sale.



However my sister got picked but she can only get 4 tickets. I better think of a way to blackmail her ass.

[ATRAIN]

Hey ATRAIN, did you get selected to buy Astros tickets?


Did you get picked?

[CuckingFunt]

Good point, but what if she was eating cheetos then was swayed away from them by my piece and didnt even want to wash her hands, would that be ok?I dunno...

Definitely better, but I'd still be leery of a chick who can move from cheetos to blowjob without taking at least a couple seconds to get ready.

And, I obviously can't relate to being on the receiving end of a blowjob, but I don't know that I'd really even want a girl to go down on me with cheeto hands/mouth. I'm patient enough for her to go wash up.

[ATRAIN]

I dunno...

Definitely better, but I'd still be leery of a chick who can move from cheetos to blowjob without taking at least a couple seconds to get ready.

And, I obviously can't relate to being on the receiving end of a blowjob, but I don't know that I'd really even want a girl to go down on me with cheeto hands/mouth. I'm patient enough for her to go wash up.


its all good as long as she swallows

[CuckingFunt]

its all good as long as she swallowsEeeewwwwwwwww. That grossed me out.

I fucking hate Cheetos.

[ATRAIN]

Eeeewwwwwwwww. That grossed me out.

I fucking hate Cheetos.


I need to find me a gamer chick so I can kick her ass in Halo then get head from her while im pwning jmans ass.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to find me a gamer chick so I can kick her ass in Halo then get head from her while im pwning jmans ass.If you want to kick her ass, then you don't really need a gamer. You just need a girl who's willing to play Halo for a little bit.

[ATRAIN]

If you want to kick her ass, then you don't really need a gamer. You just need a girl who's willing to play Halo for a little bit.


No I would like a challenge. I met a girl at a Halo 2 Tournament about 3 years ago that had only played a month and she made final 4. Shit I barely beat her, it was embarrassing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Unbeatable Bukkake?"

[CuckingFunt]

"Unbeatable Bukkake?":nope

Unbeatable Banzuke (http://dethroner.com/2008/02/04/unbeatable-banzuke-g4s-latest-weird-japanese-game-show/).

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you get picked?

Yes I did and I'm buying 4 of the best seats I can get and putting those fuckers on stubhub and pulling a profit. I can give a fuck less about the fucking shitty ass Yankees. I'd rather see the Astros play the Devil Rays.

[ATRAIN]

Yes I did and I'm buying 4 of the best seats I can get and putting those fuckers on stubhub and pulling a profit. I can give a fuck less about the fucking shitty ass Yankees. I'd rather see the Astros play the Devil Rays.


lol yeah I just hope we fuck up the yankees and redsox. You should make a profit if you do that. I am going the 2nd weekend against the Rockies, can't fucking wait.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:nope

Unbeatable Banzuke (http://dethroner.com/2008/02/04/unbeatable-banzuke-g4s-latest-weird-japanese-game-show/).

Mine was funnier.



























In fact, it was unbeatable.

[florige]

.

[ATRAIN]

hahahaha flo you need to post the link to the picture not where its saved on your harddrive.

[florige]

hahahaha flo you need to post the link to the picture not where its saved on your harddrive.


Yeah!!!! Yeah!!!! Yeah!!! You did it A you son of a bitch!!!!!!!!! :toast :toast

[ATRAIN]

Yeah!!!! Yeah!!!! Yeah!!! You did it A you son of a bitch!!!!!!!!! :toast :toast


hahah I couldn't help it

[florige]

hahah I couldn't help it


I was trying for like two days to add this freakin pic.

[The Sun]

Good morning! Hang in there.

[mrsmaalox]

Flo, who is that girl?

[florige]

Flo, who is that girl?


This girl that I'm seeing. That is a pic we took at the beach this summer.

[mrsmaalox]

I was trying for like two days to add this freakin pic.

You are my technical equal!!

[florige]

Flo, who is that girl?


Just joking Maalox, thats Christina Milian. I wish what I said was true though... :lol

[florige]

You are my technical equal!!


Not really because I had to consult computer whiz kid A for help... :lol

[mrsmaalox]

This girl that I'm seeing. That is a pic we took at the beach this summer.
You lucky dog you! I'd love to see a pic of you two TOGETHER! :)

[mrsmaalox]

Not really because I had to consult computer whiz kid A for help... :lol

Yes he IS amazing isn't he?

[florige]

You lucky dog you! I'd love to see a pic of you two TOGETHER! :)



:lol :lol , ummm yeah let me get back to you on that one...

[florige]

Yes he IS amazing isn't he?


ATrain>>>>Everybody else....

[mrsmaalox]

:lol :lol , ummm yeah let me get back to you on that one...
I would think Atrain could make it happen quite easily!

[florige]

I would think Atrain could make it happen quite easily!



Probably already did...

[RichardSimmons]

ATrain>>>>Everybody else....

:elephant :elephant

[mrsmaalox]

I think I'll have grits for breakfast...

[ATRAIN]

Probably already did...


hahaha Flo you should have seen me yesterday you would have been proud.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Midge you gonna get that PSP?

[midgetonadonkey]

What PSP?

[ATRAIN]

What PSP?


Read that wrong, for some reason I thought you wanted to get a PSP because flash games were not cutting it anymore.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nah, I had one for a while but traded it in to get credit toward my PS3.

[mrsmaalox]

Well hello Reverend!:D

[florige]

hahaha Flo you should have seen me yesterday you would have been proud.


I know how you roll. I just wonder how hot this one was.

[florige]

Where is everybody?

[ORION]

Where is everybody?
I'm still here El Guapo.............(gets shot)

[mrsmaalox]

Where is everybody?

You lonely Flo?

[CuckingFunt]

Where is everybody?I don't know where everyone else was, but I was in class.

[ORION]

I don't know where everyone else was, but I was in class.
I was stuffing my face and now the vending machines here take credit cards!

[florige]

You lonely Flo?



Yeah WTF??? :wtf I hate being alone...

[florige]

I was stuffing my face and now the vending machines here take credit cards!



Does the machine have Jelly Krimpets?

[ORION]

Does the machine have Jelly Krimpets?
I don't know but it does have Blimpie's sandwiches

[ORION]

quick ! I need a team name that starts with the letter "B"

[florige]

I don't know where everyone else was, but I was in class.


Hey Funt do those younger guys try in college hit on you all the time?

[CuckingFunt]

I was stuffing my face and now the vending machines here take credit cards!That would be dangerous.

I think they should make washing machines/dryers that take credit cards. And, if they already do, I think my landlords should get them.

[florige]

quick ! I need a team name that starts with the letter "B"



Bengals

[to21]

^^ With a 42in rack, I'd say...........hells yes!

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Funt do those younger guys try in college hit on you all the time?:angel

[ORION]

Bengals
lets be more creative please

[CuckingFunt]

Actually, it's kind of funny to watch the guys. They act like assholes when they think I'm their age, then get all super smoove when they find out I'm older.

[florige]

lets be more creative please



Baysox.

[ORION]

Baysox.
:bang - no something funny

[mrsmaalox]

Baysox.

You mean like "Bowie Baysox"?

[ORION]

look we need a new team name and it has to start with a "B"

[florige]

You mean like "Bowie Baysox"?


What you know about that girly??

[mrsmaalox]

Well depends on what kind of team it is! Basketball? Swim? Dance?

[CuckingFunt]

look we need a new team name and it has to start with a "B"The Burnt Meccos.

Duh.

[mrsmaalox]

What you know about that girly??

Remember I told you I moved here from Laurel? I went to those games all the time. And it's funny but I met several Baltimore cops there!

[florige]

look we need a new team name and it has to start with a "B"



You said random dude. If you want funny....


Baywatchers???

[florige]

Remember I told you I moved here from Laurel? I went to those games all the time. And it's funny but I met several Baltimore cops there!


What they were hitting on you?

[to21]

Base Bangers

Ball Breakers

[florige]

Actually, it's kind of funny to watch the guys. They act like assholes when they think I'm their age, then get all super smoove when they find out I'm older.



Do you ever go out with any of them though?

[CuckingFunt]

Do you ever go out with any of them though?So far, no.

And I can't see myself going out with any 18-year-old guys, anyway. I'm too young to be a cougar.

[mrsmaalox]

What they were hitting on you?

No they were arresting me.

[florige]

Base Bangers

Ball Breakers


You said random names like you were playing some sort of trivia or something. Thats why I said Bengals...

[florige]

No they were arresting me.


For what?

[mrsmaalox]

Not really. I have NEVER had any brushes with the law. Except that one time. At a Steely Dan concert. They called security.

[florige]

So far, no.

And I can't see myself going out with any 18-year-old guys, anyway. I'm too young to be a cougar.



What is your age limit? How young, how old?

[florige]

Not really. I have NEVER had any brushes with the law. Except that one time. At a Steely Dan concert. They called security.


What did you do? Mouth off at someone?

[CuckingFunt]

What is your age limit? How young, how old?I don't know that I have set limits, but there are definitely ages that would be outside of my comfort zone.

I've got an 18-year-old sister, and if I were to go out with someone closer to her age than to mine, that would be weird. And I don't know how comfortable I'd feel dating someone more than seven or eight years older than me.

[mrsmaalox]

I bought a bottle of wine that came in a bucket; and someone accused me of having stolen the bucket. So yes I mouthed off ALOT at ALOT of staff until I found the one person who wasn't an idiot who said "But that's her bucket". But I got 4 VIP tickets for the rest ofthe year out of it! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know that I have set limits, but there are definitely ages that would be outside of my comfort zone.

I've got an 18-year-old sister, and if I were to go out with someone closer to her age than to mine, that would be weird. And I don't know how comfortable I'd feel dating someone more than seven or eight years older than me.
I don't know, young guys are nice. Old guys are nice too!

[ATRAIN]

Not really. I have NEVER had any brushes with the law. Except that one time. At a Steely Dan concert. They called security.


Steely Dan blows donkey balls

[ATRAIN]

I don't know that I have set limits, but there are definitely ages that would be outside of my comfort zone.

I've got an 18-year-old sister, and if I were to go out with someone closer to her age than to mine, that would be weird. And I don't know how comfortable I'd feel dating someone more than seven or eight years older than me.


I could date an 18 year old, shit its legal fuck it. As far as how old I would go up, not sure.

[CuckingFunt]

I could date an 18 year old, shit its legal fuck it. As far as how old I would go up, not sure.I'd have an easier time fucking someone that young than I would dating them, and the question was about dating.

[mrsmaalox]

Steely Dan blows donkey balls

Funny that's what they said about you.

[ATRAIN]

I'm offically retiring my signature pic from my sig bet with melmart. Since Pitchers and Catchers report tomm. Oh yeah and Pistons < Spurs here to you :ihit :flipoff

[mrsmaalox]

I'd have an easier time fucking someone that young than I would dating them, and the question was about dating.

Really. 2 totally different situations!

[ATRAIN]

I'd have an easier time fucking someone that young than I would dating them, and the question was about dating.


Yeah I know and I did say date, even though I would be a little hesitant dating a girl that young just because she hasn't gone through her party college years.

[ATRAIN]

Funny that's what they said about you.


:rolleyes

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah I know and I did say date, even though I would be a little hesitant dating a girl that young just because she hasn't gone through her party college years.I don't think I'd be able to sustain conversation with someone that young. They'd mention listening to Avril Levine at the junior high dance, and I'd have to leave the table.

[florige]

I don't know, young guys are nice. Old guys are nice too!



I can date younger girls as long as I haven't seen them grow up. 21 is my limit though.

[ATRAIN]

I don't think I'd be able to sustain conversation with someone that young. They'd mention listening to Avril Levine at the junior high dance, and I'd have to leave the table.


Good point, guess i'll just continue to hit it and quit it.

[samikeyp]

I don't think I'd be able to sustain conversation with someone that young. They'd mention listening to Avril Levine at the junior high dance, and I'd have to leave the table.

before or after you slapped the shit out of them.

[ATRAIN]

I can date younger girls as long as I haven't seen them grow up. 21 is my limit though.



how old are you again?

[CuckingFunt]

before or after you slapped the shit out of them.In lieu of slapping the shit out of them.

[florige]

I'd have an easier time fucking someone that young than I would dating them, and the question was about dating.



True!

[florige]

how old are you again?



29.

[mrsmaalox]

I can date younger girls as long as I haven't seen them grow up. 21 is my limit though.

But how old are you? I'm 38 and I married a guy 20 yrs older than me although I had always dated guys about my same age. Now I see more younger ones, but the youngest has been 33 I think. I've been interested in one younger than that lately, but that is going no where fast so I've pretty much given up any chance for that.

[florige]

In lieu of slapping the shit out of them.



Okay Funt what about girls??? Do you have the same rule about them as with guys?

[florige]

But how old are you? I'm 38 and I married a guy 20 yrs older than me although I had always dated guys about my same age. Now I see more younger ones, but the youngest has been 33 I think. I've been interested in one younger than that lately, but that is going no where fast so I've pretty much given up any chance for that.



I just feel like they have alot more things to do rather than be tied down to some older guy. But like Funt said, sleeping with a younger girl is A ok in my book.

[to21]

But how old are you? I'm 38 and I married a guy 20 yrs older than me although I had always dated guys about my same age. Now I see more younger ones, but the youngest has been 33 I think. I've been interested in one younger than that lately, but that is going no where fast so I've pretty much given up any chance for that.At bet at 38 you think you could show me at 34 some things huh?

[mrsmaalox]

Okay Funt what about girls??? Do you have the same rule about them as with guys?

I'm not answering for Funt, but I would think younger girls have a bit more maturity than the guys.

[mrsmaalox]

At bet at 38 you think you could show me at 34 some things huh?

No I'm not really interested in teaching anything!

[ATRAIN]

At bet at 38 you think you could show me at 34 some things huh?


DUDE I bet there isnt anything you need to learn at this point.

[ATRAIN]

But how old are you? I'm 38 and I married a guy 20 yrs older than me although I had always dated guys about my same age. Now I see more younger ones, but the youngest has been 33 I think. I've been interested in one younger than that lately, but that is going no where fast so I've pretty much given up any chance for that.


Why you giving up, is he not mature or something?

[florige]

Why you giving up, is he not mature or something?



Man A, me and you are the punks here... :lol

[mrsmaalox]

DUDE I bet there isnt anything you need to learn at this point.

Really. He could teach all of us a thing or 2! About blackmail, hostage taking, sex slaves! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Really. He could teach all of us a thing or 2! About blackmail, hostage taking, sex slaves! :lol


Thats why I chose him as my wingman. If we couldn't seal the deal and get laid, we could take em hostage or blackmail them into being our sex slaves.

[mrsmaalox]

Thats why I chose him as my wingman. If we couldn't seal the deal and get laid, we could take em hostage or blackmail them into being our sex slaves.

Sounds like it would be a good collaboration!

[to21]

Really. He could teach all of us a thing or 2! About blackmail, hostage taking, sex slaves! :lolHey! No body can prove a thing.

[to21]

Thats why I chose him as my wingman. If we couldn't seal the deal and get laid, we could take em hostage or blackmail them into being our sex slaves.That and I'd fuck the fat chick so you could get with the hot one.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Steely Dan blows donkey ballswhatever, dude.

[mrsmaalox]

whatever, dude.

thank you very much!

[to21]

No, they suck hairy donkey balls.

[ATRAIN]

That and I'd fuck the fat chick so you could get with the hot one.


EXACTLLY!!

[ATRAIN]

No, they suck hairy donkey balls.


THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!

[florige]

thank you very much!


Are you a mom Maa??

[ATRAIN]

whatever, dude.


Sorry just my opinion. A lot of those bands of that era blow in my opinion but like I said its my opinion.

[mrsmaalox]

Are you a mom Maa??
Yes. Why do you ask?

[ORION]

wow ! I just saw 2 hot chicks that I've never seen before

[Viva Las Espuelas]

wow ! I just saw 2 hot chicks that I've never seen beforesometimes you act like you've never seen chicks before.

[mrsmaalox]

sometimes you act like you've never seen chicks before.

Yea but he's the one that always comes here to post stuff about cartoons! Maybe he's only ever seen "cartoon chicks". :lol

[to21]

Yea but he's the one that always comes here to post stuff about cartoons! Maybe he's only ever seen "cartoon chicks". :lol:lol

Damn maalox! Are you trying to be the new Melmart?

[florige]

Yes. Why do you ask?



None just being nosy. How old are they?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol

Damn maalox! Are you trying to be the new Melmart?speaking of pale face. :lol:lol where has she been? did she have a blow or did she go into hiding after kori called her out. that was classic. especially mel's downplay of the whole situation.

[ORION]

sometimes you act like you've never seen chicks before.
not these chicks !

[florige]

speaking of pale face. :lol:lol where has she been? did she have a blow or did she go into hiding after kori called her out. that was classic. especially mel's downplay of the whole situation.


Kori calling her out? What page was this on?? :lol

[ORION]

Yea but he's the one that always comes here to post stuff about cartoons! Maybe he's only ever seen "cartoon chicks". :lol
yeah I looking at cartoon chicks...what the hell is wrong with you ? If a chick is good looking I like to make it known

[to21]

speaking of pale face. :lol:lol where has she been? did she have a blow or did she go into hiding after kori called her out. that was classic. especially mel's downplay of the whole situation.That shit was funny.

Hence the new troll.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Kori calling her out? What page was this on?? :loli'm trying to remember where it was. it wasn't in here. i don't even think it was in The Club. kori just jacked her up, coldblooded.

[florige]

i'm trying to remember where it was. it wasn't in here. i don't even think it was in The Club. kori just jacked her up, coldblooded.


I remember that she got upset with her about some donation or something Kori blew up on her on. You are talking about when she told her to screw off right?

[Mister Sinister]

The Juggernaut is back, let the rape-party begin!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I remember that she got upset with her about some donation or something Kori blew up on her on. You are talking about when she told her to screw off right?i don't know about the donation, but kori told her to get a new act about being negative about everything. i'll remember where it was at and post the link if no one does it.

[to21]

I remember that she got upset with her about some donation or something Kori blew up on her on. You are talking about when she told her to screw off right?http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=85911&page=1&pp=20&highlight=Ballvatars

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The Juggernaut is back, let the rape-party begin!well look who's queer. i mean...................look who back in queer again......i mean...................hello.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=85911&page=1&pp=20&highlight=Ballvatars:toast


"........quit dog-piling me guys:cry."


:lol:lol:lol

classic.

[Mister Sinister]

well look who's queer. i mean...................look who back in queer again......i mean...................hello.
Meh. Not a bad attempt. I chuckled.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Meh. Not a bad attempt. I chuckled.i'm glad you got the joke.

[mrsmaalox]

to21: No I could never dream of following in the footsteps of Mel
Flo: My children are boy 13, girl 11, boy 10
Orion: I guess you're right, cartoon or real, a girl is a girl
Viva: :lmao
Shag: where have you been?

[Mister Sinister]

i'm glad you got the joke.
Not that hard to get, to be honest.

[Mister Sinister]

to21: No I could never dream of following in the footsteps of Mel
Flo: My children are boy 13, girl 11, boy 10
Orion: I guess you're right, cartoon or real, a girl is a girl
Viva: :lmao
Shag: where have you been?
I've been busy as balls, as it were. Mostly just being too much of a dateless turbo-nerd (Read as: downloading shitloads of comics) or working.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Not that hard to get, to be honest.i'm sorry. i meant to say i'm glad you took it well..................................you may....already hear that...........quite....a...bit............already



hello.

[Mister Sinister]

i'm sorry. i meant to say i'm glad you took it well..................................you may....already hear that...........quite....a...bit............already



hello.
Oh. Well, it doesn't really bother me. It just bounces off. Of course, a lot of things bounce off because I'm fat.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've been busy as balls, as it were. Mostly just being too much of a dateless turbo-nerd (Read as: downloading shitloads of comics) or working.busy as, or busy with?


sorry. just had to. i'll stop......................someday

[Mister Sinister]

busy as, or busy with?


sorry. just had to. i'll stop......................someday
No, really. Just get it out now. It'll be easier that way.

[florige]

:toast


"........quit dog-piling me guys:cry."


:lol:lol:lol

classic.



Mel is cool. Kori has pwned everyone at some point I think.... :lol I mean she is the CEO, what are you gonna do....

[ORION]

I feel like such a douche bag. I was walking around looking for food and I hit my head on the TV we have mounted on the wall. I didn't even find food

[florige]

to21: No I could never dream of following in the footsteps of Mel
Flo: My children are boy 13, girl 11, boy 10
Orion: I guess you're right, cartoon or real, a girl is a girl
Viva: :lmao
Shag: where have you been?



Thats cool MM. You were busy there for a 3 year period I see... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Okay Funt what about girls??? Do you have the same rule about them as with guys?Pretty much the same in that age would be a consideration if we were dating, but not so much if we were just fucking.

Biggest difference is that, while I've had exclusive long term relationships with both men and women, I'm far more prone to get casual with women than with men. I don't think I've ever had a "one night stand" type of thing with a guy.

[marini martini]

Thats cool MM. You were busy there for a 3 year period I see... :lol


Yeah, like she's enjoying retirement, now :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Oh man, why does the administration disable sigs when I finally have a good one?:depressed

[marini martini]

Oh man, why does the administration disable sigs when I finally have a good one?:depressed


Don't look now, they also disabled "edit" feature, too! So don't fck up :toast :toast .................................................. .........never mind!

Kori & LJ in :toast Vegas, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

We are doomed :lol

[marini martini]

At least I won't get banned for the next day or so :ban:

[to21]

Who's running this site then?

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah, it's the Juggernaut, BITCH! Yeah, Charles, I beat the SHIT out ya!

[mrsmaalox]

Who's running this site then?

No one. We have been left to our own devices :eyebrows

[florige]

Oh man, why does the administration disable sigs when I finally have a good one?:depressed



:lol Yeah I was just thinking the same thing this morning. We were both enjoying our sigs yesterday.

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Don't forget to grab a bite!!

[ATRAIN]

FLO did you get busted?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330501,00.html

[florige]

FLO did you get busted?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330501,00.html


:lol I have never met that guy but what a dumbass. With the way people record everything these days.

[ATRAIN]

:lol I have never met that guy but what a dumbass. With the way people record everything these days.


Do you know who he is?

[mrsmaalox]

FLO did you get busted?

Yea Flo I was gonna ask you about that a couple of days ago. I also saw the other one about the cop breaking some other guy's jaw. What's up with you guys? You all are almost as bad as SAPD! :lol

[ATRAIN]

So Shagia made its return, shit I didn't even know it was gone.

[ATRAIN]

Yea Flo I was gonna ask you about that a couple of days ago. I also saw the other one about the cop breaking some other guy's jaw. What's up with you guys? You all are almost as bad as SAPD! :lol


But no where in APDs league. You need to be extremely into excessive force to be a cop here, I think its a requirement on the application.

[mrsmaalox]

But no where in APDs league. You need to be extremely into excessive force to be a cop here, I think its a requirement on the application.

I never knew that; I always Austin was so mellow...

[Mister Sinister]

So Shagia made its return, shit I didn't even know it was gone.
Oh, wow. That hurts.

[ATRAIN]

I never knew that; I always Austin was so mellow...


LOL it used to be. It has been ok recently but for a while there you always heard about something. When I first moved up here I NEVER saw cops, which was amazing considering its low crime rate. Now they are all over.

[ATRAIN]

Oh, wow. That hurts.

LOL aww don't get all ass hurt (pun intended).

[florige]

Do you know who he is?



I have never met THIS guy, but I used to work with this guy.....
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/5914361/detail.html Jemini Jones.

[Mister Sinister]

LOL aww don't get all ass hurt (pun intended).
Terrible pun is terrible.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh, wow. That hurts.

Well whatever everyone else says, just know that I often wondered where you were and if you were ever coming back. Especially when I get my once-per-month pastrami craving!!

[1369]

:lol Yeah I was just thinking the same thing this morning. We were both enjoying our sigs yesterday.

That shit'll stunt your growth and make your clothes smell funny...

[ATRAIN]

I have never met THIS guy, but I used to work with this guy.....
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/5914361/detail.html Jemini Jones.


OH well we will be seeing this article soon

Officer Found Rubbing One out in Cruiser

One of Baltimore City police officers indicted Friday on public indecency charges turned himself in the same night.

A city grand jury indicted Officers Florige, 29 on six counts of raping himself in his cruiser.

WBAL-TV 11 News has learned that Florige turned himself in Friday evening after his nightly rubbing one out session while crashing redtube. The whereabouts of his after product remain unknown.

A judge issued arrest warrants Friday for the officer, requiring him to surrender immediately and face bail in the amount of $100,000.

The indictment follow an independent grand jury investigation during which grand jurors heard testimony from witnesses.

WBAL-TV 11 News reported the testimony revealed

[mrsmaalox]

I have never met THIS guy, but I used to work with this guy.....
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/5914361/detail.html Jemini Jones.
That must be where to21 works.

[mrsmaalox]

OH well we will be seeing this article soon

Officer Found Rubbing One out in Cruiser

One of Baltimore City police officers indicted Friday on public indecency charges turned himself in the same night.

A city grand jury indicted Officers Florige, 29 on six counts of raping himself in his cruiser.

WBAL-TV 11 News has learned that Florige turned himself in Friday evening after his nightly rubbing one out session while crashing redtube. The whereabouts of his after product remain unknown.

A judge issued arrest warrants Friday for the officer, requiring him to surrender immediately and face bail in the amount of $100,000.

The indictment follow an independent grand jury investigation during which grand jurors heard testimony from witnesses.

WBAL-TV 11 News reported the testimony revealed

Oh Atrain you surprise me!! :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

OH well we will be seeing this article soon

Officer Found Rubbing One out in Cruiser

One of Baltimore City police officers indicted Friday on public indecency charges turned himself in the same night.

A city grand jury indicted Officers Florige, 29 on six counts of raping himself in his cruiser.

WBAL-TV 11 News has learned that Florige turned himself in Friday evening after his nightly rubbing one out session while crashing redtube. The whereabouts of his after product remain unknown.

A judge issued arrest warrants Friday for the officer, requiring him to surrender immediately and face bail in the amount of $100,000.

The indictment follow an independent grand jury investigation during which grand jurors heard testimony from witnesses.

WBAL-TV 11 News reported the testimony revealed

I'm such a nerd, but when I read that, it didn't hit me right away and I thought, "What news organization in their right mind would write 'raping himself?'"

[ATRAIN]

I'm such a nerd, but when I read that, it didn't hit me right away and I thought, "What news organization in their right mind would write 'raping himself?'"


hahahahahahaha

[jman3000]

valentines day is gay.

for fags and scientologists.

[florige]

OH well we will be seeing this article soon

Officer Found Rubbing One out in Cruiser

One of Baltimore City police officers indicted Friday on public indecency charges turned himself in the same night.

A city grand jury indicted Officers Florige, 29 on six counts of raping himself in his cruiser.

WBAL-TV 11 News has learned that Florige turned himself in Friday evening after his nightly rubbing one out session while crashing redtube. The whereabouts of his after product remain unknown.

A judge issued arrest warrants Friday for the officer, requiring him to surrender immediately and face bail in the amount of $100,000.

The indictment follow an independent grand jury investigation during which grand jurors heard testimony from witnesses.

WBAL-TV 11 News reported the testimony revealed





:lol :toast A, I'm going to kill you dude.... :lol

[mrsmaalox]

valentines day is gay.

for fags and scientologists.

That's what everyone who doesn't have a Valentine says. I venture you'll change your tune when those heart-shaped cookie cakes start rolling in!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

valentines day is gay.

for fags and scientologists.

I'm upset that my entry for the "journalists candy-heart slogan' contest didn't win: "Ur lede, my hed."

http://poynter.org/column.asp?id=78&aid=137666

[ATRAIN]

:lol :toast A, I'm going to kill you dude.... :lol


Man I need to save that article for a rainy day.

[florige]

Man I need to save that article for a rainy day.


That was freakin funny!

[jman3000]

That's what everyone who doesn't have a Valentine says. I venture you'll change your tune when those heart-shaped cookie cakes start rolling in!

somebody is making me something, but the interest isnt really being reciprocated. i feel kinda twisted receiving something and not giving back... but i just dnot wanna.

she should have a clue.

[CuckingFunt]

Valentine's Day can suck it.

[jman3000]

cucking funt and i are on the same wavelength.

she is officially my anti-valentines day valentine.

[CuckingFunt]

cucking funt and i are on the same wavelength.

she is officially my anti-valentines day valentine.Is there any baking involved?

[jman3000]

the girl i spent last valentines day with just texted me wishing me a happy valentines day, but i dont know if it's to me or just one of those mass texts.

her and her huge boobs can go to hell.

[jman3000]

Is there any baking involved?

no. no baking. just not doing anything and laughing at all the tards who celebrate valentines day.























but ... ya know... cookies and assorted pastries never hurt anyone.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, me = stupid. Forgetting the big romantical day was coming up, I officially ended my relationship of 2 1/2 years on Friday.

I should have waiting long enough for the presents to be en route.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Valentine's Day can suck it.it should be renamed Happy Hallmark Day.

[CuckingFunt]

no. no baking. just not doing anything and laughing at all the tards who celebrate valentines day.Then I'm in.



but ... ya know... cookies and assorted pastries never hurt anyone.
I've seen plenty of people who would disprove this theory.

[jman3000]

yeah.

those fatties can die.

[jman3000]

i should go to my bed and just jack it all day in defiance of a day that is intended to make others feel loved. valentines day will officially be a day where i make myself feel loved.... at the hands of myself.

[CuckingFunt]

i should go to my bed and just jack it all day in defiance of a day that is intended to make others feel loved. valentines day will officially be a day where i make myself feel loved.... at the hands of myself.This is a good plan.

The world should prepare for an increase in puppy population as soon as I get home from school.

[Supreme_Being]

i should go to my bed and just jack it all day in defiance of a day that is intended to make others feel loved. valentines day will officially be a day where i make myself feel loved.... at the hands of myself.

Nice.

[jman3000]

This is a good plan.

The world should prepare for an increase in puppy population as soon as I get home from school.
all i got outta that was that youre gonna give birth to puppies.

is there a metaphor or slang im missing here?

[mrsmaalox]

it should be renamed Happy Hallmark Day.

I don't think so; it'll only put more pressure on men to go out and buy cards. And I don't think they like to do that. Oh I forgot, Viva= sensitive pony-tail man in cognito :)

[ATRAIN]

all i got outta that was that youre gonna give birth to puppies.

is there a metaphor or slang im missing here?

I thought Masturbating killed kittens? If so I plan to murder at least 5 kittens today!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't think so; it'll only put more pressure on men to go out and buy cards. And I don't think they like to do that. Oh I forgot, Viva= sensitive pony-tail man in cognito :)men are already pressured to do that. it's totally lopsided. it's a racket. and i'm not the sensitive pony-tail type. the pony-tail types remind me of, when they're in their 20's, as dungeon and dragon enthusiasts. a picture of a man going bald, wearing glasses, wears shorts with black socks, and fat comes to mind as the pony tail type when they're in their 30's or above.

[jman3000]

time to practice what i preach.

and no atrain... you cant wach on live.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, me = stupid. Forgetting the big romantical day was coming up, I officially ended my relationship of 2 1/2 years on Friday.

I should have waiting long enough for the presents to be en route.

D'oh!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

all i got outta that was that youre gonna give birth to puppies.

is there a metaphor or slang im missing here?

http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/1/15/puppybottomnb.jpg

[jman3000]

before i go id just like to say:

fuck you all, and i hope, you all end your respective relationships in the most horrid, heart breaking fashion.

<3

[mrsmaalox]

men are already pressured to do that. it's totally lopsided. it's a racket. and i'm not the sensitive pony-tail type. the pony-tail types remind me of, when they're in their 20's, as dungeon and dragon enthusiasts. a picture of a man going bald, wearing glasses, wears shorts with black socks, and fat comes to mind as the pony tail type when they're in their 30's or above.

But that's all wrong. I picture a sensitive pony-tail man like Bono or Daniel Day Lewis or to some extent (for hotness only) Johnny Depp!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

before i go id just like to say:

fuck you all, and i hope, you all end your respective relationships in the most horrid, heart breaking fashion.

<3

Joke's on you, fucker... I'm not currently in a relationship!

HA!

Your hopes mean nothing to me! BWAHAHAHAHA!