Free Quattro Razor (14)

[florige]

I think you'd have a good chance.



Thanks Maalox.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

woohoo! I have a lunch date and it's only Monday!!! Can I do one every day this week? I am up for the challenge!!! :lolwe're still on for tomorrow, right?

[ATRAIN]

You both come to Baltimore and I will hook you up with some black sisters guaranteed. Do you guys like big fat butts??? I know you guys are picky as hell...

dial 1900 mix a lot

[florige]

dial 1900 mix a lot


What?? :lol

[ATRAIN]

What?? :lol


Dude baby got back.

[florige]

Dude baby got back.



Just remember our agreement. :lol

[ATRAIN]

Just remember our agreement. :lol


hahaha yeah man you will get you a little latina honey that will even make you breakfast if you hit it right.

[florige]

hahaha yeah man you will get you a little latina honey that will even make you breakfast if you hit it right.


Yes sir!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Flo, you better not be shitting me.

I'm going to Baltimore and I want me a black chick.

She better be good.

[peewee's lovechild]

No Crack Whores!!!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

No Crack Whores!!!!!!!


I got first pick PEE WEE!!! Flo already gave me dibs!!

[samikeyp]

dial 1900 mix a lot

'cause silicone parts are made for toys!

[CuckingFunt]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.



Best line ever? Quite possibly...

[florige]

Flo, you better not be shitting me.

I'm going to Baltimore and I want me a black chick.

She better be good.


Don't you worry A about first dibs. You two come here I WILL dig into the archives for you both. You both will be content. Trust me!

[florige]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.



Best line ever? Quite possibly...



What is that from?

[jman3000]

woudnt it be hun?

hon kinda sounds like "hone" or "hahn"

[mrsmaalox]

we're still on for tomorrow, right?

And the next day,and the next and the one after that! :lol

[jman3000]

atrain... i cant figure out why my ranking in halo 3 isnt rising.

i went on a tear yesterday and was posting 20-30 kills per match and my ranking didnt rise a single bit... and that was after about 6 games of playing pretty bad ass.

[florige]

and I'm the one who supposedly watches movies all the time.

[mrsmaalox]

What is that from?

Classic Flo! :lmao

[ATRAIN]

atrain... i cant figure out why my ranking in halo 3 isnt rising.

i went on a tear yesterday and was posting 20-30 kills per match and my ranking didnt rise a single bit... and that was after about 6 games of playing pretty bad ass.


What Scenario are you playing? More importantly was your team winning the match?

[CuckingFunt]

What is that from?"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot.

[CuckingFunt]

woudnt it be hun?

hon kinda sounds like "hone" or "hahn"I always think of it as "hon" because it's the first syllable of "honey."

[ATRAIN]

'cause silicone parts are made for toys!


36 24 36 hahaha only if she is 5'3

[CuckingFunt]

36 24 36 hahaha only if she is 5'3That line never made sense to me.

[florige]

"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot.



Geeez... :dizzy :donkey

[florige]

Classic Flo! :lmao



:depressed

[mrsmaalox]

That line never made sense to me.
I think it has to do with what you were talking about the other day. How different stats look different on different sized girls. Those stats would be pretty bodacious on a little girl! 6 footer not so much.

[mrsmaalox]

:depressed

Said purely with affection!;)

[jman3000]

What Scenario are you playing? More importantly was your team winning the match?

team slayer... and now that i think about it... we were getting beat... i'd have 25 kills and the other 3 players would have about 15 combined... i didnt seem to get any good players.

i probably won about 2 or 3 outta 7-8 games.

[jman3000]

i dont like playing normal slayer... not a good gauge of skills because of all the different people running around.

[jman3000]

and some dude showed me his wang when i was playing uno a few nights ago. i reported his ass.

mother fucker.

[CuckingFunt]

and some dude showed me his wang when i was playing uno a few nights ago. i reported his ass.

mother fucker.For refusing to show it a second time?

[peewee's lovechild]

Flo, how about if you arrest a good looking hooker, make her get naked, and take pictures of her naked body.

Then, you can email or PM me the pictures.

I'm sure you can do this.
I believe in you.

[jman3000]

:lol

jman is not and will never be a fan of the "random showing of the penis in online games" trend.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol

jman is not and will never be a fan of the "random showing of the penis in online games" trend.Hmmm...

Why qualify that statement with "random"?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That line never made sense to me.think of a 3 foot 200lb person and a 6 foot 200lb person. and urine college?

[jman3000]

Hmmm...

Why qualify that statement with "random"?

if it's solicited i have no problem with it.

:elephant

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not even that fond of penis showing when it's random.

[florige]

Flo, how about if you arrest a good looking hooker, make her get naked, and take pictures of her naked body.

Then, you can email or PM me the pictures.

I'm sure you can do this.
I believe in you.



How about you guys can go on a ride along one night and I'll conviently turn my head the other way when 1) A beats the living shit out of a kid jaywalking. And 2) When you just grab random women off the street and force them to give you head in the cruiser while you pose as a BPD. I'll look into getting you guys uniforms and weapons. I know A wants a Desert Eagle as his weapon of choice. PW I will just get you a box of rubbers.

[CuckingFunt]

think of a 3 foot 200lb person and a 6 foot 200lb person. and urine college?Your analogy doesn't work because height has an impact on weight distribution. However, 36-24-36 is always going to have the same ratio. Always.

[florige]

I'm not even that fond of penis showing when it's random.


Unless it's your BF Terrance Howard.

[CuckingFunt]

How about you guys can go on a ride along one night and I'll conviently turn my head the other way when 1) A beats the living shit out of a kid jaywalking. And 2) When you just grab random women off the street and force them to give you head in the cruiser while you pose as a BPD. I'll look into getting you guys uniforms and weapons. I know A wants a Desert Eagle as his weapon of choice. PW I will just get you a box of rubbers.I can't make the trip, and have no interest in getting cruiser head from Baltimore skanks, but can I have a gun and a badge?

Pretty please?

[CuckingFunt]

Unless it's your BF Terrance Howard.If it wasn't requested, I'd still be kind of weirded out.

[mrsmaalox]

PW I will just get you a box of rubbers.

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Your analogy doesn't work because height has an impact on weight distribution. However, 36-24-36 is always going to have the same ratio. Always.quit splittin' hairs. it's basically the same concept. put away your slide rule.

[peewee's lovechild]

PW I will just get you a box of rubbers.

That would be my weapon of choice.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to Baltimore, that's all there is to it.

[CuckingFunt]

quit splittin' hairs. it's basically the same concept. put away your slide rule.All I said was that line never made sense to me. You are the one who decided to try and school me on what it meant.

Don't tell me to "put away my slide rule" just because you're wrong.

[florige]

I can't make the trip, and have no interest in getting cruiser head from Baltimore skanks, but can I have a gun and a badge?

Pretty please?



Sure! How about your own squad car? Only if you make the trip with the car though.

[florige]

70 degrees here today! These are the days sometimes I worked day shift.

[florige]

That would be my weapon of choice.


I KNOW THIS MAN!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Sure! How about your own squad car? Only if you make the trip with the car though.

Flo, you know she really only wants your baton!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Sure! How about your own squad car? Only if you make the trip with the car though.I like my car better than I would a squad car.

[CuckingFunt]

Flo, you know she really only wants your baton!!!If I wanted that, I'd come right out and ask.

[florige]

I like my car better than I would a squad car.



How you gonna be a cop driving your regular car? Or do you just want a badge and a gun so you can have it?

[florige]

Flo, you know she really only wants your baton!!!



:lol I doubt it Maa. She wants a gun.

[CuckingFunt]

How you gonna be a cop driving your regular car? Or do you just want a badge and a gun so you can have it?Just to have it.

Though the idea of playing cop in my Beetle is kind of funny.

[florige]

Just to have it.

Though the idea of playing cop in my Beetle is kind of funny.


Your best bet is to be in crime lab. That was you can still have a gun and badge, just you don;t have to get your hands dirty. And you can still drive your little Beetle.

[Silver21_Black20]

Your best bet is to be in crime lab. That was you can still have a gun and badge, just you don;t have to get your hands dirty. And you can still drive your little Beetle.

You can work in the crime lab and have a gun? Don't you still have to be a peace officer?

[CuckingFunt]

Your best bet is to be in crime lab. That was you can still have a gun and badge, just you don;t have to get your hands dirty. And you can still drive your little Beetle.I'd have to see icky things doing that job, though. No thanks.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd have to see icky things doing that job, though. No thanks.

Are you kidding? That sounds like fun!!

[midgetonadonkey]

SilBlack is used to seeing icky things. She wakes up to me every morning.

[florige]

You can work in the crime lab and have a gun? Don't you still have to be a peace officer?


It kinda depends on the area you are in, and the departmental rules. And If the department can afford to use the Patrolman's firearms for security at a crime scene. Also there are some police officers who carry weapons, have badges, and make arrest, but at the same time are full-time CSI. But If that all you are qualified for, you are right, they spend 8 hours a day in a lab and that is it. But you do have to be qualified to fire a departmental weapon if I'm not mistaken even if you are a civilian worker.

[Silver21_Black20]

It kinda depends on the area you are in, and the departmental rules. And If the department can afford to use the Patrolman's firearms for security at a crime scene. Also there are some police officers who carry weapons, have badges, and make arrest, but at the same time are full-time CSI. But If that all you are qualified for, you are right, they spend 8 hours a day in a lab and that is it.

Are there civilian CSI at your department?

[CuckingFunt]

SilBlack is used to seeing icky things. She wakes up to me every morning.But your brain is still mostly inside your skull, right? There aren't chunks of grey matter on the wall behind you?

[florige]

Are there civilian CSI at your department?



In my precinct there are 3 or 4 if I'm not mistaken. And we have 1 full time uniformed Police CSI. You interested in a forensics career SB20?

[Silver21_Black20]

In my precinct there are 3 or 4 if I'm not mistaken. And we have 1 full time uniformed Police CSI. You interested in a forensics career SB20?

Yea, you can say that.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yea, you can say that.you're going to have to lay off the dope then.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you're going to have to lay off the dope then.......and not the one that wears glasses. could help though.

[florige]

Yea, you can say that.



Now here I know that officers who work CSI are paid at a higher scale than Civilians, and they get better benefits. And of course can make arrest.

[florige]

I'd have to see icky things doing that job, though. No thanks.


C'mon Funt. Stop being so girly all the time.... :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Now here I know that officers who work CSI are paid at a higher scale than Civilians, and they get better benefits. And of course can make arrest.

True. Do you know how much civilians start off at? Just curious.

[florige]

True. Do you know how much civilians start off at? Just curious.



Don't quote me on this SB but here I think it's around 30k. Like I said don't quote me. My advice to you is become a sworn officer, spend a year or two within your department, then apply for CSI. That way you get regular officers starting salary, which here is 42k, benefits, the whole nine. Then when you apply and get the CSI position I think it;s like 55k if I;m not mistaken. Check with your local police station and ask them if they hire civilian CSI in your area. If they do it could be more than 30k out there. I'm going to double check with the lady who does civilian work with us for you on the starting pay.

[CuckingFunt]

C'mon Funt. Stop being so girly all the time.... :lolI'm not girly at all about gore...

as long as the blood and guts I'm seeing aren't real.

[florige]

florige, CuckingFunt



Man I thought they would never leave the house Funt...

[florige]

I'm not girly at all about gore...

as long as the blood and guts I'm seeing aren't real.



Yeah the colors do tend to change in real life... :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't quote me on this SB but here I think it's around 30k. Like I said don't quote me. My advice to you is become a sworn officer, spend a year or two within your department, then apply for CSI. That way you get regular officers starting salary, which here is 42k, benefits, the whole nine. Then when you apply and get the CSI position I think it;s like 55k if I;m not mistaken. Check with your local police station and ask them if they hire civilian CSI in your area. If they do it could be more than 30k out there. I'm going to double check with the lady who does civilian work with us for you on the starting pay.

Yea but here in SA you have to be on patrol for 5 year before you can move around. Not my thing

[florige]

Yea but here in SA you have to be on patrol for 5 year before you can move around. Not my thing



What about other precincts around TX? BPD it's a year. BCPD it's longer. It depends alot on the officer demand of the department. Just find out in they hire civilians and go from there. The starting salary could be more over there than here. Check with your department you're interested in and check other departments around TX if you don't mind traveling some.

[CuckingFunt]

I have an acquaintance that I haven't spoken to in about four years with the exception of the occasional random email that I'll get every three or four months. These emails are always either porn or proselytizing about how wonderful Jesus is and how wonderful his life has been since he got saved.

Sadly, today's email was not porn.

[Silver21_Black20]

I never get any porn related emails. :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

I never get any porn related emails. :depressedI get tons of spam, but that doesn't count.

[marini martini]

I have an acquaintance that I haven't spoken to in about four years with the exception of the occasional random email that I'll get every three or four months. These emails are always either porn or proselytizing about how wonderful Jesus is and how wonderful his life has been since he got saved.

Sadly, today's email was not porn.


ICK! One of my daughter's friends was like that. She'd send me a ton of religious e-mail forwards & stuff, then out of the blue send the nastiest, grossest jokes ever :vomit:

She also bragged she went to a wedding and during the reception, her & some guy screwed in the dressing room on the brides dress :rolleyes

Needless to say, I blocked her from my e-mails :toast

[mrsmaalox]

ICK! One of my daughter's friends was like that. She'd send me a ton of religious e-mail forwards & stuff, then out of the blue send the nastiest, grossest jokes ever :vomit:

She also bragged she went to a wedding and during the reception, her & some guy screwed in the dressing room on the brides dress :rolleyes

Needless to say, I blocked her from my e-mails :toast

Shit, no wonder my e-mails keep getting sent back!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

I always get the spam about Viagra or "male enhancement" pills!

[marini martini]

Shit, no wonder my e-mails keep getting sent back!!!!

Susan??????????????? :nerd

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

ever since I resized marini's avatar all I get is spam about rehab.

[marini martini]

^^^Don't you just hate that? Thanks tho! Oh I've got something else you can resize.....P.M. Me

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff104/robertwolf/2567.jpg
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff104/robertwolf/2570.jpg


these made me lol

[ATRAIN]

wow Maalox+Martini+Ashwhore = lame quattro reading. All that was missing was rashofan and shagia then it could have been the suicide crew. On the plus side at least it was only one page of this crap.

[batman2883]

$2 anything in the house this friday at medusa lounge!!!

[ATRAIN]

$2 anything in the house this friday at medusa lounge!!!


So does that mean $2 Patron shots?

[mrsmaalox]

wow Maalox+Martini+Ashwhore = lame quattro reading. All that was missing was rashofan and shagia then it could have been the suicide crew. On the plus side at least it was only one page of this crap.

I just re-read the page and you are absolutely right. What it needed to "class it up" was a post from you telling us what tv/movie girl you were jerking off to! :lol

[ATRAIN]

I just re-read the page and you are absolutely right. What it needed to "class it up" was a post from you telling us what tv/movie girl you were jerking off to! :lol


I don't jerk off to tv/movie girls. My spank bank is loaded with girls i've already been with. Guess my imagination inst all that good. Either way it would have been better than that crap you guys talk about or seeing Martini talk in symbols :depressed :dramaquee :toast :toast :toast

[ORION]

My new sig is hilarious ....ok its not 11am so don't talk to me ...yet

[ATRAIN]

My new sig is hilarious ....ok its not 11am so don't talk to me ...yet


Who is that chained up? Is that Carl? Sorry I know im not supposed to talk to you but I don't think I can wait till 11 for an answer so pony up!!

[mrsmaalox]

I don't jerk off to tv/movie girls.

yea

[ATRAIN]

yea


True story, well unless you count porn stars, then ok maybe you have something.

[ashbeeigh]

^^^Don't you just hate that? Thanks tho! Oh I've got something else you can resize.....P.M. Me

e-mail it to me sometime today I'll get it to you by tomorrow night!

[mrsmaalox]

True story, well unless you count porn stars, then ok maybe you have something.

See post #3178 re: Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie :lol

[ashbeeigh]

wow ATRAIN(Maalox+Martini+Ashwhore) = lame quattro reading. All that was missing was rashofan and shagia then it could have been the suicide crew. On the plus side at least it was only one page of this crap.


Fixed it for you.

[ATRAIN]

Fixed it for you.


I wasn't posting at that time you stupid cunt. Plus don't include me in your little comments, your bitch ass needs to ask permission next time.

[ATRAIN]

See post #3178 re: Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie :lol


I said I would bang them, not jack off to them. Big Difference.

[ashbeeigh]

I wasn't posting at that time you stupid cunt. Plus don't include me in your little comments, your bitch ass needs to ask permission next time.


calm down grumpy.

[mrsmaalox]

I said I would bang them, not jack off to them. Big Difference.
No I'm afraid that post specifically references jacking! :lol


(But Atrain, my love, don't you get it? Doesn't matter who you jack to; if it feels good, do it ;))

[mrsmaalox]

Yes, Ashbeeigh it's wrong of you to add Atrain's name to any posts. Next time, just draw a little splooge splat, and we'll all know who you're talking about! :lmao

[ORION]

Who is that chained up? Is that Carl? Sorry I know im not supposed to talk to you but I don't think I can wait till 11 for an answer so pony up!!
I have added an addendum to the 11am rule. You can talk to me only if its about Aqua Teen Hunger Force... Yes that is Carl. Shake stole Frylocks contacts and they gave Shake the ability to shoot lighting out of his eyes. Shake used them too much and he lost power so he has to take a nap to recharge so he had to chain everyone up while he slept. The funniest epiosde to date by the way

[CuckingFunt]

I have added an addendum to the 11am rule. You can talk to me only if its about Aqua Teen Hunger Force... Yes that is Carl. Shake stole Frylocks contacts and they gave Shake the ability to shoot lighting out of his eyes. Shake used them too much and he lost power so he has to take a nap to recharge so he had to chain everyone up while he slept. The funniest epiosde to date by the wayThis episode is hilarious. I'm re-watching it right now.

[mrsmaalox]

I have added an addendum to the 11am rule. You can talk to me only if its about Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

Okay Orion, what if I needed to give someone a BJ and it was before 11; I shouldn't even ask you? :lol

[ORION]

This episode is hilarious. I'm re-watching it right now.
Frylock the flames are tickling your buttocks ... RUN !

[CuckingFunt]

"McConnaughey as a theologian? Please, that's a stretch. But, when he was in Texas 3, with the hydraulic leg? That was for reals, y'all!"

[ORION]

Okay Orion, what if I needed to give someone a BJ and it was before 11; I shouldn't even ask you? :lol
exactly. besides I need to be fully awake to enjoy them.

[ORION]

"McConnaughey as a theologian? Please, that's a stretch. But, when he was in Texas 3, with the hydraulic leg? That was for reals, y'all!"
:lol
These are dinner plates shake with food still on them !
Your eyes looked hungry

[ATRAIN]

I just saw the episode of South Park with Lemonwinks..........holy shit that was hilarious. I laugh everytime Mr. Slave says. Ohhh Jeeeesus Chrissst.

[CuckingFunt]

"You had your cholesterol checked recently? You probably got a heart condition comin' on."

[ORION]

"You had your cholesterol checked recently? You probably got a heart condition comin' on."
:lol -- Meatwad's insult :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I saw "SpongeBob Squarepants" yesterday----he had a make-over!!!

[CuckingFunt]

"Now I'm going to catch some Z's and for your sake I hope it doesn't rain. And, Carl, when I get up, the sheets had better be different, because your Lawrence Taylor linen set is not a sexual turn on... when I'm jerkin' off in your bed. Yeah! Alllll over your precious water bed!"

[ORION]

"Now I'm going to catch some Z's and for your sake I hope it doesn't rain. And, Carl, when I get up, the sheets had better be different, because your Lawrence Taylor linen set is not a sexual turn on... when I'm jerkin' off in your bed. Yeah! Alllll over your precious water bed!"
Instant Classic ! Whats funny is that he has no penis and he has had the same butt magazine for 6 seasons !

[CuckingFunt]

Instant Classic ! Whats funny is that he has no penis and he has had the same butt magazine for 6 seasons !Even if he did have a penis, I doubt he'd be able to reach it.

[stretch]

This thread fails.

[ATRAIN]

hahahah Orion doing some e-stalking on Stretch is pretty funny. Plus it wasn't 11 yet, guess Stretch doesn't know the rules.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never get any porn related emails. :depressed

Lies.

Midge is your boy lover.

He has to be sending all sorts of fucked up shit all day.

[mrsmaalox]

Shit. SOMEONE either stepped or sat on my glasses and didn't say a word about it! :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

I must have these shoes.
Someone buy them for me.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/images-coolestshop/10310W01.2.JPG

[mrsmaalox]

I must have these shoes.
Someone buy them for me.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/images-coolestshop/10310W01.2.JPG

If I buy them for you, will you be my personal servant for 6 months?

[ATRAIN]

I must have these shoes.
Someone buy them for me.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/images-coolestshop/10310W01.2.JPG


Dude those are sweet, but they are missing the little wheels on the bottom. I always wondered how those things worked.

[florige]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/833fa64b-0bb7-4b5b-867d-4d4886b44516_ms.jpeg


You should get a pair A for real!!

[ATRAIN]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/833fa64b-0bb7-4b5b-867d-4d4886b44516_ms.jpeg


You should get a pair A for real!!

but how do they work?

[florige]

but how do they work?



There's a switch underneath that you can move to make the wheels come out.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know how kids can wear those roller shoes without killing themselves.

[florige]

I saw this one kid almost fall into the Inner Harbor water messing around with those things.. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Those Nintendo shoes would be even better if Mario started bangin' dead Princess Peach with every step.

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/439/necromariojb7.gif

[florige]

:lol

[ATRAIN]

There's a switch underneath that you can move to make the wheels come out.



hahaha whatever, and I agree with CF how do we not hear about more accidents with those things. However those damn skates are contributing to obesity, fucking lazy ass kids are wheeling around everywhere with little to no effort.

[CuckingFunt]

hahaha whatever, and I agree with CF how do we not hear about more accidents with those things. However those damn skates are contributing to obesity, fucking lazy ass kids are wheeling around everywhere with little to no effort.I've never once seen a fat kid wearing those.

The biggest thing contributing to obesity is parents not saying "no."

[florige]

I've never once seen a fat kid wearing those.

The biggest thing contributing to obesity is parents not saying "no."


Saying no to what, seconds?

[CuckingFunt]

Saying no to what, seconds?Seconds. Fast food. Sitting around and playing video games all weekend. All that shit.

[mrsmaalox]

I didn't know Midge wanted "Healys", I've got about 100 pairs upstairs! I've never seen a kid fall down with them on, but I did see a kid roll into the river at the last Spurs river parade! My kids schools don't allow them.

[jman3000]

J M A N
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am

[jman3000]

i remember seeing some 30 year old with healey's on once. i just remember thinking "holy shit... i hope he doesnt have kids".

[jman3000]

Those Nintendo shoes would be even better if Mario started bangin' dead Princess Peach with every step.

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/439/necromariojb7.gif
she's not dead. her eyes would be x's... she's just in extreme pleasure.

[CuckingFunt]

If Midge gets the Mario shoes, he needs this belt buckle to go with them:

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1521/41596938290999df2beoef9.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck? I don't want Heelys.

Actually I would want them but I would feel like a dumbass rolling around with them.

[florige]

Seconds. Fast food. Sitting around and playing video games all weekend. All that shit.



Sitting around not going outside not being active is the main thing. I ate crap loads of fast food growing up, but I went outside and burned all that stuff off wreaking havoc and what not.

[CuckingFunt]

she's not dead. her eyes would be x's... she's just in extreme pleasure.Bitch is either dead, passed out, or a lousy lay.

[midgetonadonkey]

If Midge gets the Mario shoes, he needs this belt buckle to go with them:

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1521/41596938290999df2beoef9.jpg

If I was gay enough to wear a belt buckle, I would actually get that.

[midgetonadonkey]

A change of sig is in order.

[ATRAIN]

If Midge gets the Mario shoes, he needs this belt buckle to go with them:

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1521/41596938290999df2beoef9.jpg


I think Midge should be required to beat Super Mario part 1 in under 5 mins like those crazy Asians before he gets the shoes and or the buckle.

[jman3000]

If Midge gets the Mario shoes, he needs this belt buckle to go with them:

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1521/41596938290999df2beoef9.jpg

i thought that was a cookie.

i'd eat it if it was a cookie.

i'd say "that is one big obnoxious belt buckle" if it was a belt buckle.

[mrsmaalox]

If Midge gets all that stuff, I'll buy him these:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/nes/underwear.jpg

[florige]

Hey Funt when do you study girl? I bet you cram alot...

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Funt when do you study girl? I bet you cram alot...I read. Read, read, read, read. I'm reading right now, in fact.

And I never cram. As long as I keep up with everything going on in class/homework, I barely have to study before tests. Except my art history tests, which require a bunch of memorization.

[ATRAIN]

I read. Read, read, read, read. I'm reading right now, in fact.

And I never cram. As long as I keep up with everything going on in class/homework, I barely have to study before tests. Except my art history tests, which require a bunch of memorization.


I need to get back into school, I want to change careers and get my MBA but i always miss the damn deadlines. Maybe I should start getting ready this week for Summer 1.

[florige]

I need to get back into school, I want to change careers and get my MBA but i always miss the damn deadlines. Maybe I should start getting ready this week for Summer 1.



I know me. I wait until the very last minute to do everything like a dumbass. I would always be cramming stuff in the day before the midterm.

[florige]

I need to get back into school, I want to change careers and get my MBA but i always miss the damn deadlines. Maybe I should start getting ready this week for Summer 1.



I thought you liked being a dancer though dude?

[CuckingFunt]

I need to get back into school, I want to change careers and get my MBA but i always miss the damn deadlines. Maybe I should start getting ready this week for Summer 1.You should do it, if you want to. I'm really glad I finally went back after talking about it for ten years.

And it's a good damn thing that I like being a student again since the careers that most interest me are going to require about seven more years of school.

[mrsmaalox]

You should do it, if you want to. I'm really glad I finally went back after talking about it for ten years.

And it's a good damn thing that I like being a student again since the careers that most interest me are going to require about seven more years of school.

There's probably quite an advantage to returning to school with a bit more maturity and discipline. I graduated high school at 16, then going right to college was a real drag because it seemed like all I ever did was go to school. Then of course as soon as I turned 18, life was good again, but by then I hated school.

[ATRAIN]

I thought you liked being a dancer though dude?


Its good money and all but those Cougars get a taste and they keep hounding me afterwards.

[CuckingFunt]

Its good money and all but those Cougars get a taste and they keep hounding me afterwards.Liar.

Fancy Pants does not cater to cougars.

[mrsmaalox]

Its good money and all but those Cougars get a taste and they keep hounding me afterwards.
As a matter of fact, I've been wanting to find out for myself if what they say about "El Grande" is true!

[ATRAIN]

Liar.

Fancy Pants does not cater to cougars.


I quit there im at La Bare now, its a mixed crowd.

[ATRAIN]

As a matter of fact, I've been wanting to find out for myself if what they say about "El Grande" is true!


Dammit thats EL MONSTRO!!

[CuckingFunt]

"Cops" is way more entertaining than it should be.

[florige]

Dammit thats EL MONSTRO!!



So what are you now going to try and only do private parties?

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit thats EL MONSTRO!!
do you still do that "glo in the dark" thing? I'd liketo see that!

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe not an "LOL," but mildly amusing (http://www.break.com/index/99-words-for-boobs.html).

[ORION]

my chili cheese fritos burps smell great

[CuckingFunt]

Laundry day is boooooooooooooring.

[Trainwreck2100]

I got a picture with Barrack Obama and nobody give a shit

[ORION]

I got a picture with Barrack Obama and nobody give a shit
what do you mean? like your in the picture with him?

[Trainwreck2100]

what do you mean? like your in the picture with him?

yes

[ORION]

yes
did you shake his hand ?

[Trainwreck2100]

yes

[ORION]

yes
were they soft?

[mrsmaalox]

I got a picture with Barrack Obama and nobody give a shit
Show us. I'd like to see it!

[CuckingFunt]

Show us. I'd like to see it!It's posted in another thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

I got a picture with Barrack Obama and nobody give a shit

After taking the picture with him did you check to make sure your wallet was still in your pocket?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I got a picture with Barrack Obama and nobody give a shiti hope you really know what you're candidate is standing for and not blinded by all the bright lights. i can lend you some shades.

[Trainwreck2100]

After taking the picture with him did you check to make sure your wallet was still in your pocket?


It was at the gym

[ORION]

After taking the picture with him did you check to make sure your wallet was still in your pocket?
or better yet did the color rub off on his hand ?

[ORION]

It was at the gym
so both of you were nude? I do not want to see that picture. OR did you just help him on the squat rack

[Trainwreck2100]

He was playing basketball with a bunch of secret service guys

[midgetonadonkey]

It was at the gym

Was he stealing wallets from the locker room?

[florige]

He was playing basketball with a bunch of secret service guys


What thread is the picture in?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He was playing basketball imagine that

[midgetonadonkey]

He was playing basketball with a bunch of secret service guys

No way. A black guy playing basketball? That's unheard of.

[mrsmaalox]

No way. A black guy playing basketball? That's unheard of.
Wait a minute.....Obama is black?!

[CuckingFunt]

Viva and Midge just made the same joke.

So, then, I guess we can assume it's snowing in Satan's back yard.

[Trainwreck2100]

Was he stealing wallets from the locker room?

I doubt it, there's was cops everywher

[ORION]

I doubt it, there's was cops everywher
did he try and sell you crack?

[Trainwreck2100]

did he try and sell you crack?

um cops?

[mrsmaalox]

I don't want to search any more. Where is the pic?

[florige]

Yea. Where dat pic?!

[Trainwreck2100]

oh hell no

[katyon6th]

Tony, do you still work off of Broadway and Nacogdoches? I stopped by and you weren't there. It was on Sunday, too.

[mrsmaalox]

Never mind I found it. Very nice!:tu

[Trainwreck2100]

i was off

[katyon6th]

I wanted my vBookie to reflect 2020 but I don't know what happened. I must have miscalculated. That's tough.

Kori, can you donate $9 or my $2029 to someone or something? Thank you!

[Trainwreck2100]

why don't you bet $9 on something you'll lose

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Never mind I found it. Very nice!:tui havent seen it, but someone should photoshop the one of trainwreck blitzed at that GTG with the obama one. i've never seen a bigger shit-eatin' grin in my life.

[katyon6th]

why don't you bet $9 on something you'll lose

Right. If I do that, I'll probably win.

If I donate, it's a sure thing.

[Mister Sinister]

Good morning, Worm, Your Honour!

[marini martini]

Viva and Midge just made the same joke.

So, then, I guess we can assume it's snowing in Satan's back yard.

So that's why my snow angel melts the minute I get up? Sons of bitches! :cooldevil

[to21]

FINALLY saw Planet Terror last night.

I don't know if I liked it because of it's cheesy B movie appeal. Or I hated because of it's cheesy B movie appeal.

I know it delivered what it promised as far as being from that "grindhouse" era.

[mrsmaalox]

FINALLY saw Planet Terror last night.

I don't know if I liked it because of it's cheesy B movie appeal. Or I hated because of it's cheesy B movie appeal.

I know it delivered what it promised as far as being from that "grindhouse" era.

I liked it just fine. It sounded great in the background while I slept! :p:

[ATRAIN]

I liked it just fine. It sounded great in the background while I slept! :p:


For those of you who didn't see grindhouse: Planet Terror and Deathproof in the theater missed out. The dvd is ok but the whole grindhouse previews was all part of the fun.

[mrsmaalox]

For those of you who didn't see grindhouse: Planet Terror and Deathproof missed out. The dvd is ok but the whole grindhouse previews was all part of the fun.
Well I have a pretty short attention span, so if something doesn't "hook" me in the first couple of minutes I get bored and go right to sleep! I may try it again.

[ATRAIN]

Well I have a pretty short attention span, so if something doesn't "hook" me in the first couple of minutes I get bored and go right to sleep! I may try it again.


You must be dangerous behind the wheel.

[mrsmaalox]

You must be dangerous behind the wheel.

No silly, I have cruise control!!! :lol

[Mister Sinister]

I liked it just fine. It sounded great in the background while I slept! :p:
I fell asleep to Transformers last night.

[Supreme_Being]

I love TPark.

[ATRAIN]

^^^doing a troll run or something?

[Supreme_Being]

^^^doing a troll run or something?

No, really. :spin

[ATRAIN]

No, really. :spin


Looks like it to me

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No silly, I have cruise control!!! :lol....and a cell phone. i don't know which is worse.

[Supreme_Being]

Is TPark the plump white guy wearing a Spurs jersey? I've seen his pic on a GTG somewhere. I think he's cute.

[ATRAIN]

Is TPark the plump white guy wearing a Spurs jersey? I've seen his pic on a GTG somewhere. I think he's cute.


See troll T-pork, there you will find your answer

[ATRAIN]

Supreme_Being
Believe.
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Viewing Thread Spurs talkers Minicity @ 11:44 AM

Normally I would follow you and cock block your troll run and comment on all those threads your posting in, but I don't feel like enduring the wrath of Kori today. Good luck with that.

[Supreme_Being]

See troll T-pork, there you will find your answer

Thankies.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

but I don't feel like enduring the wrath of Kori today. what did she do to you?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Thankies.thankies?

[Supreme_Being]

I heard from somewhere, TPark is getting more svelte these days?

[ATRAIN]

what did she do to you?


Nothing lately, but I know everyone has felt the wrath from time to time, it happens. She did get after me for a troll that my roommate was using, but since we have the same ip range she thought it was me.

[ATRAIN]

I heard from somewhere, TPark is getting more svelte these days?



couldn't tell you

[Supreme_Being]

couldn't tell you

But why? That'd be just a simple yes or no, yeah?

[ATRAIN]

But why? That'd be just a simple yes or no, yeah?


because I don't know tpark, why don't you pm him and ask for yourself.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nothing lately, but I know everyone has felt the wrath from time to time, it happens. She did get after me for a troll that my roommate was using, but since we have the same ip range she thought it was me.yeah she got me a while back. i forgot what it was about. i'm sure someone around here can point it out though.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But why? That'd be just a simple yes or no, yeah?i think because men really don't keep up or care about other men's waistlines.

[Supreme_Being]

because I don't know tpark, why don't you pm him and ask for yourself.


I think that'd be a good idea, but I think it'd be rude to ask, yeah?

[ATRAIN]

I think that'd be a good idea, but I think it'd be rude to ask, yeah?


But starting a thread about him being hot isn't??? OH well either way I don't give a shit.

[Supreme_Being]

But starting a thread about him being hot isn't??? OH well either way I don't give a shit.

That way, I could indirectly ask the question. Anyway, why bother. You don't give a shit.

[ATRAIN]

yeah she got me a while back. i forgot what it was about. i'm sure someone around here can point it out though.


Im sure someone remembers you can't hide anything from this crowd.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

there's so much heaving bosom here at work it ain't even funny. i think i need to go walk off this situation.

[ATRAIN]

there's so much heaving bosom here at work it ain't even funny. i think i need to go walk off this situation.


???

[mrsmaalox]

Im sure someone remembers you can't hide anything from this crowd.
I ALWAYS remember.......and Viva, I believe it DID have something to do with heaving bosoms!!! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain I can't believe a guy like you doesn't remember those bouncy avatars Viva used to sport!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Atrain I can't believe a guy like you doesn't remember those bouncy avatars Viva used to sport!speaking of.....i have a new one i need to bust out. heh heh

[Viva Las Espuelas]

???there are no questions when it comes to heaving bosoms. you just enjoy the view.

[mrsmaalox]

speaking of.....i have a new one i need to bust out. heh heh

Is your google image search hand busy at work again?

[ATRAIN]

there are no questions when it comes to heaving bosoms. you just enjoy the view.


are you talking about the one with the pinks swaying from side to side?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

are you talking about the one with the pinks swaying from side to side?no. i'm talking about the females here at my work. it's CLEAVEland over here if you know what i mean.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is your google image search hand busy at work again?i'm a drummer. my hands are always busy.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

are you talking about the one with the pinks swaying from side to side?actually kori changed that for me.

[mrsmaalox]

actually kori changed that for me.

God bless Kori

[ATRAIN]

actually kori changed that for me.


I have been waiting for a reaction from SB attempt at a forum run from Kori and finally got one and I have to say, I am a little disappointed that she didn't bring the thunder on him.

[mrsmaalox]

are you talking about the one with the pinks swaying from side to side?

"Serious" question: Do guys prefer the pinks?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"Serious" question: Do guys prefer the pinks?as long as they sway, the color don't matter.

[florige]

Nothing lately, but I know everyone has felt the wrath from time to time, it happens. She did get after me for a troll that my roommate was using, but since we have the same ip range she thought it was me.


So it was him afterall... :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have been waiting for a reaction from SB attempt at a forum run from Kori and finally got one and I have to say, I am a little disappointed that she didn't bring the thunder on him.bingo.


Are you trying to get banned for spamming the forum?