Free Quattro Razor (14)

[jman3000]

Joke's on you, fucker... I'm not currently in a relationship!

HA!

Your hopes mean nothing to me! BWAHAHAHAHA!

then join me. join me in my crusade for depravity.

i dont know what God gives the world when a dude spanks it... probably a dollar on the national debt... .but whatever it is... i plan on increasing it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

then join me. join me in my crusade for depravity.

i dont know what God gives the world when a dude spanks it... probably a dollar on the national debt... .but whatever it is... i plan on increasing it.

This is fast reminding me of the Dave Attell bit about "The Unfuckables," but with you, me and Funt.

Except, we're, well, you know, fuckable.

[jman3000]

speak for yourself.

[peewee's lovechild]

What have I missed around here?

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't have time to read the previous pages.

[florige]

I don't have time to read the previous pages.



Peewee you might need to get a full-time babysitter or something, we need the crazy bastard PW of old dude!!

[ATRAIN]

What have I missed around here?


Melmart has been missing since her troll arrived.

The Funt has been busy with school. The Funt also thinks its gross to get head from a girl right after she ate Cheetos.

Jmann has been pretending not to be a manwhore, then pretending to be one the next day. Then declaring Feb 14 as a masturbation day. He also got his ass kicked on xbox by yours truly and is offering to have a video chat with me to show his twig and berries.

Martini has been drunk.

Viva offered to clean out Maalox's box and she accepted.

TO21 and myself are competing on who is the biggest manwhore. He is my wingman and will bang the fat chick so I can live the dream.

Florige got busted rubbing one out in the cruiser.

Shagiagay is back even though no one knew it was gone.

Midge had a fight with Maalox and Martini and hasn't been the same since. He did however get picked to purchase Astros vs Redsox, or Yankees.( Which I didn't).

Oh yeah and if guys masturbate they kill kittens, however if girls do it a puppy is born. Me being a dog lover and cat hater I have to agree with Jmann and everyone should masturbate as much as possible today and everyday for that fact.

OH yeah and most importantly we have only had one post by ashbeeigh and manny.

Have I missed anything?

[mrsmaalox]

Sounds pretty accurate to me!

[ATRAIN]

OH yeah I did miss something. Steely Dan Blows Donkey Balls. That is all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee you might need to get a full-time babysitter or something, we need the crazy bastard PW of old dude!!

Dude, my workload has doubled and my baby's keeping me busy.

Plus, there's a lot of high school bullshit going on here when I do get a chance to read up.

We need to perv this bitch up.

[mrsmaalox]

OH yeah I did miss something. Steely Dan Blows Donkey Balls. That is all.

Wrong. You forgot "hairy".

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmart has been missing since her troll arrived.

The Funt has been busy with school. The Funt also thinks its gross to get head from a girl right after she ate Cheetos.

Jmann has been pretending not to be a manwhore, then pretending to be one the next day. Then declaring Feb 14 as a masturbation day. He also got his ass kicked on xbox by yours truly and is offering to have a video chat with me to show his twig and berries.

Martini has been drunk.

Viva offered to clean out Maalox's box and she accepted.

TO21 and myself are competing on who is the biggest manwhore. He is my wingman and will bang the fat chick so I can live the dream.

Florige got busted rubbing one out in the cruiser.

Shagiagay is back even though no one knew it was gone.

Midge had a fight with Maalox and Martini and hasn't been the same since. He did however get picked to purchase Astros vs Redsox, or Yankees.( Which I didn't).

Oh yeah and if guys masturbate they kill kittens, however if girls do it a puppy is born. Me being a dog lover and cat hater I have to agree with Jmann and everyone should masturbate as much as possible today and everyday for that fact.

OH yeah and most importantly we have only had one post by ashbeeigh and manny.

Have I missed anything?


Mel's troll was funny, for a bit.

Cheetos head sounds good.

Jman will never be a man whore.
A gay whore maybe, but not a man whore.

Viva's gonna get one of my herps if he cleans out mamonalox.

But, apparently, I haven't missed much.

[peewee's lovechild]

OH yeah I did miss something. Steely Dan Blows Donkey Balls. That is all.

Steely Dan kicks ass you whore.

[peewee's lovechild]

You forgot "hairy".

Like your armpits and asshole.

[mrsmaalox]

Like your armpits and asshole.

:wtf Shit you promised you'd never tell!!!

[ATRAIN]

:wtf Shit you promised you'd never tell!!!


Pee wee did you hit it and quit it? You should have shaved it too!

[mrsmaalox]

Pee wee did you hit it and quit it? You should have shaved it too!

Ouch!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

dammit! everything has been disabled! what the hell?!

[florige]

dammit! everything has been disabled! what the hell?!


I guess Kori and LJ don't want the server the crash while they are in Vegas.
Heck I was just getting used to my new sig.

[mrsmaalox]

Heck I was just getting used to my new sig.

Me too.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I guess Kori and LJ don't want the server the crash while they are in Vegas.
Heck I was just getting used to my new sig.what was it?

[ORION]

I guess Kori and LJ don't want the server the crash while they are in Vegas.
Heck I was just getting used to my new sig.
or someone is getting banged up against the server

[mrsmaalox]

what was it?

He had a real hot looking girl there, but I don't remember her name. She was in a bikini, of course.

[peewee's lovechild]

or someone is getting banged up against the server


Maybe LJ jammed his pinga in the server.

[ORION]

Maybe LJ jammed his pinga in the server.
that would be taking cyber sex too far ......maybe

[florige]

or someone is getting banged up against the server


:lol

[florige]

He had a real hot looking girl there, but I don't remember her name. She was in a bikini, of course.



Christina Milian. I actually tried adding another pic of her, but that was waaay to big. Your sig is cool too.

[peewee's lovechild]

I banged Christina Milan.

She was awiight.

[ORION]

I banged Christina Milan.

She was awiight.
what did she say when she woke up ? or were you already gone?

[florige]

I banged Christina Milan.

She was awiight.



Thats what I said about Scarlett Johannsen also. She was a moaner which was cool.

[peewee's lovechild]

what did she say when she woke up ? or were you already gone?

I leave them bitches when I'm done.

I don't cuddle, spoon, talk or any of that gay shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Thats what I said about Scarlett Johannsen also. She was a moaner which was cool.

Scarlett was the best lay I ever had.

She does this thing where she gets in a hand stand . . . damn, it just gives me chills remembering it.

[ATRAIN]

Scarlett was the best lay I ever had.

She does this thing where she gets in a hand stand . . . damn, it just gives me chills remembering it.


Alba is a sweater and a bleeder. I hit it and quit it during the Dark Angel days. She did suck a mean one though.

[ORION]

I leave them bitches when I'm done.

I don't cuddle, spoon, talk or any of that gay shit.
no I meant she was out cold when you were banging her

[florige]

Alba is a sweater and a bleeder. I hit it and quit it during the Dark Angel days. She did suck a mean one though.


You and Peewee both are pimping..... :fro

[mrsmaalox]

You and Peewee both are pimping..... :fro

In their minds......

[peewee's lovechild]

no I meant she was out cold when you were banging her

Oh yea, that too.

I call it roofie love.

[peewee's lovechild]

In their minds......

Bitch, I done have a long list.

[mrsmaalox]

Bitch, I done have a long list.

Yes I know. But somehow having a list of names on a sheet of notebook paper and jerking off over each one just doesn't count as pimpin'!!

[CuckingFunt]

In French class this morning, one girl's boyfriend had the school choir come and sing her lovey dovey songs.

You'll all be happy to know that I neither vomited nor killed anyone, no matter how tempted I may have been.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes I know. But somehow having a list of names on a sheet of notebook paper and jerking off over each one just doesn't count as pimpin'!!

Yes it fucking does!!!

I'm down to #289,165,847.
That would be Chelsea Clinton.

[mrsmaalox]

Yes it fucking does!!!

I'm down to #289,165,847.
That would be Chelsea Clinton.

:tu

[Mister Sinister]

then join me. join me in my crusade for depravity.

i dont know what God gives the world when a dude spanks it... probably a dollar on the national debt... .but whatever it is... i plan on increasing it.
Every time you masturbate God kills A) a kitten and B) an emo kid.
....
......
.......
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

[ATRAIN]

then join me. join me in my crusade for depravity.

i dont know what God gives the world when a dude spanks it... probably a dollar on the national debt... .but whatever it is... i plan on increasing it.


on this note I want this shirt
http://13gb.com/media/images/mc_masturbate.jpg

[RashoFan]

Got Damn headaches....so fucking tired this week. Took a nap before I had to go to a PR event for work, woke up with a bad headache and nausea. And to top it off, my cat scratched my face. Fuck it! I am going back to bed!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Wait don't go until I'm done following you around replying to all your posts! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I'm bummed that my avatar becomes obsolete at midnight. But then the stupid thing didn't snag me a Valentine, so just fuck it!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm bummed that my avatar becomes obsolete at midnight. But then the stupid thing didn't snag me a Valentine, so just fuck it!!
..........maybe you should clean out your box again.

[mrsmaalox]

..........maybe you should clean out your box again.

I appreciate the suggestion.......but contrary to popular opinion, my box just isn't getting that much action these days!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Whore.

[The Sun]

Good morning!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Whore.

Look who's talking! :rolleyes

[peewee's lovechild]

Look who's talking! :rolleyes

Slut.

[mrsmaalox]

Slut.

I know you are, but what am I?

[Mister Sinister]

I know you are, but what am I?
A second grader.

[mrsmaalox]

A second grader.
Am not.

[Mister Sinister]

Am not.
Are too.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mylantalox and Shagia have officially killed this thread.

[peewee's lovechild]

Please close this thread.

[mrsmaalox]

Please close this thread.

Please close your mouth.

[peewee's lovechild]

Please close your mouth.

Please close that canyon you call a vagina.

[Mister Sinister]

Please close that canyon you call a vagina.
Please become an hero.

[mrsmaalox]

Please close that canyon you call a vagina.

Bite me.

[Mister Sinister]

:lol Sixth-grade thread.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol Sixth-grade thread.
What are you like the new expert on elementary school smack?

[Mister Sinister]

What are you like the new expert on elementary school smack?
:wtf Sixth-grade= junior high, as far as I'm concerned.

[mrsmaalox]

Please close that canyon you call a vagina.

Shit I hate when I think of something too late, but here it is:

"It just seems that way to you, needle-dick!" :lol

[1369]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-baboon-butt-heart.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/387/11666609671164805031105mk3.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/387/11666609671164805031105mk3.jpg

That cat is EXACTLY like mine!!!! How cute!

[Mister Sinister]

That cat is EXACTLY like mine!!!! How cute!
:lmao!

[peewee's lovechild]

Shit I hate when I think of something too late, but here it is:

"It just seems that way to you, needle-dick!" :lol

With that gorge that you tend to call of vagina, even King Kong's dick would look like a needle dick.

[Mister Sinister]

With that gorge that you tend to call of vagina, even King Kong's dick would look like a needle dick.
I'm assuming you have extensive firsthand knowledge to back that up with.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm assuming you have extensive firsthand knowledge to back that up with.It has been suggested that peewee has seen maalox's vag (in photos, at least), and I'm inclined to believe it.

[mrsmaalox]

With that gorge that you tend to call of vagina, even King Kong's dick would look like a needle dick.

Well I don't tend to "call of" anything....hmmmm
This is all I've got: Yea well your dick looks like an elevator button!
And now I'm spent, so if anyone has any ideas jump right in!

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm assuming you have extensive firsthand knowledge to back that up with.

I stuck my head in there to scare off a hamster that found it's way inside and was desperatly trying to find it's way out only to find out that the darkness had turned it into a Gollum-like creature.

I feared for my life.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well I don't tend to "call of" anything....hmmmm
This is all I've got: Yea well your dick looks like an elevator button!
And now I'm spent, so if anyone has any ideas jump right in!

Elevator buttons come with handles?

[mrsmaalox]

It has been suggested that peewee has seen maalox's vag (in photos, at least), and I'm inclined to believe it.

Well if that was suggested by Peewee, we all know it is bullshit; or wishful thinking; or delusions of grandeur!

[to21]

You want some elementary shit to laugh at?

Say "Hoof Hearted" five times REALLY quick and REALLY loud.

[Mister Sinister]

CF, Peewee, you misunderstood me. I was asking if he had extensive firsthand knowledge of King Kong's dick, but your interpretation works just as well.

[CuckingFunt]

CF, Peewee, you misunderstood me. I was asking if he had extensive firsthand knowledge of King Kong's dick, but your interpretation works just as well.I think King Kong probably did have a needle dick.

Either that, or he was rocking a tuck-job in all of his films.

[Mister Sinister]

I think King Kong probably did have a needle dick.

Either that, or he was rocking a tuck-job in all of his films.
I can see that.

[peewee's lovechild]

CF, Peewee, you misunderstood me. I was asking if he had extensive firsthand knowledge of King Kong's dick, but your interpretation works just as well.

While I know that you must be salavating at the thought of King Kong's dick, I just put 1 and 1 together.

King Kong = Giant Gorilla
Giant Gorialla = Giant Dick

Just like a 50 foot woman would have a huge clitoris. I've never fucked a 50 ft woman, but I'm sure she's got a giant clit.

[to21]

Or make a fist, pound your chest, and pretend to bite your ear in front of your boss.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think King Kong probably did have a needle dick.

Either that, or he was rocking a tuck-job in all of his films.

I think Peter Jackson wanted to show off all the glory of Kong's dick, but the censors wouldn't let him.

[CuckingFunt]

Or make a fist, pound your chest, and pretend to bite your ear in front of your boss.How do you pretend to bite your own ear?

[Mister Sinister]

While I know that you must be salavating at the thought of King Kong's dick, I just put 1 and 1 together.

King Kong = Giant Gorilla
Giant Gorialla = Giant Dick

Just like a 50 foot woman would have a huge clitoris. I've never fucked a 50 ft woman, but I'm sure she's got a giant clit.
Nah...beastiality isn't really my thing....at all.

[Mister Sinister]

How do you pretend to bite your own ear?
How do you bite your own ear?

[mrsmaalox]

How do you bite your own ear?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[peewee's lovechild]

Inquiring minds want to blow!

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol

[to21]

How do you pretend to bite your own ear?You can't....that's the funny part.

But you'll look like a 'tard while you try to.

[mrsmaalox]

I wonder if people here at ST would get all pissed off if I started a thread titled "Yes It's Just Peachy Having 2 Sports Stations in SA, But Let's Shut The Fuck Up About It Already".

[Mister Sinister]

I wonder if people here at ST would get all pissed off if I started a thread titled "Yes It's Just Peachy Having 2 Sports Stations in SA, But Let's Shut The Fuck Up About It Already".
Do it.

[mrsmaalox]

Do it.

Naw, I'm too chicken. Plus I really do like that station!

[RashoFan]

Shit I hate when I think of something too late, but here it is:

"It just seems that way to you, needle-dick!" :lol
I have always like the pencil dick insult...
http://www.impawards.com/1992/posters/cool_world_ver2.jpg

[LaMarcus Bryant]

until cucking funt posts her geniusesque award winningesque essay on the hot blue witch from beauty and the beast, i am going to go out on a limb and say she's gay.

[CuckingFunt]

until cucking funt posts her geniusesque award winningesque essay on the hot blue witch from beauty and the beast, i am going to go out on a limb and say she's gay.
Green witch.

Sleeping Beauty.

Are you saying that the witch is gay, or that I am?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

both i saaidididddddd

post it or pm it to me
i wont share it i can give you my word as a Senior Quattro Poster
plus youre bright enough to realize im the type of person who has nothing to gain by sharing something like that

[RashoFan]

I have just come to the realiztion that to be the leading lady in either of the "Grease" movies, you have to be blond and a very skinny bitch!

[mrsmaalox]

I have just come to the realiztion that to be the leading lady in either of the "Grease" movies, you have to be blond and a very skinny bitch!

Hey RashoF, tell me again howto de-green my name?

[RashoFan]

Okay history gurus out there...where da hell did the concept of musicals come from?? Movies from broadway musicals from Shakspearian theater or from Roman theater??

[RashoFan]

Hey RashoF, tell me again howto de-green my name?
Email Kori or LJ and tell them to add something under your screen name....My says "Siren with a Siren" (SFIE gave that suggestion for mine).
Maybe something like "Pepto is for pussies"....:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Email Kori or LJ and tell them to add something under your screen name....My says "Siren with a Siren" (SFIE gave that suggestion for mine).
Maybe something like "Pepto is for pussies"....:lol

Hmm, I had something a little more Buddhist in mind! But now that I see it, I think the green matches my new avatar nicely.

[RashoFan]

Hmm, I had something a little more Buddhist in mind! But now that I see it, I think the green matches my new avatar nicely.
Interesting, I just saw LaMarcus Bryant's screen name his green even though it says hitstiiiiick under his name.

[RashoFan]

Anyone ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[mrsmaalox]

Anyone ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

No but I have danced in the moonlight with a pale, horny devil! :lol

[RashoFan]

Jack Nicholson in Batman
As Jack Napier...PIMP in purple
http://home.claranet.de/kirstenp/comicmovies/pictures/batman03.jpg
As The Joker...Freak in purple
http://www.batmanytb.com/movies/batman/pics/8bat69.jpg

[RashoFan]

No but I have danced in the moonlight with a pale, horny devil! :lol
:lmao

[jman3000]

cat. im a kitty cat.

and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance.

[jman3000]

i say sexy things to myself when im ... daaaaaancing.

[jman3000]

i wanna know what love is... i want you to show me.

[jman3000]

or not... i really couldnt give 2 shits either way.

[jman3000]

sdljrlasjfqproqeiutoweutopewtoqhtogg

[jman3000]

:lolz

[mrsmaalox]

:lolz

It's cute how drunks always laugh at their own jokes!

[The Sun]

Good morning!!! Have a great one!!!

[RashoFan]

It's cute how drunks always laugh at their own jokes!
Cue Marini.... :drunk





kidding...
Fuck the rain, I am going shopping!

[marini martini]

Cue Marini.... :drunk

Been there, done that :lol

Too sick right now to be funny, or drink :lol

Or laugh at my own jokes :(





kidding...
Fuck the rain, I am going shopping!

[Mister Sinister]

My job'd be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

[RashoFan]

Cue Marini....
I hope you feel better soon!!!

[RashoFan]

Fuck the rain, I am going shopping!

IKEA is as close to Heaven on Earth as I am going to get!!! That place is FAAAAABULOUS! I dropped :bling today.

[Mister Sinister]

God, Spidey 3 was a piece of crap.

[marini martini]

IKEA is as close to Heaven on Earth as I am going to get!!! That place is FAAAAABULOUS! I dropped :bling today.

Thanks Rasho!

We were supposed to go to IKEA today. Crap!

What'd you get?

[mrsmaalox]

IKEA is as close to Heaven on Earth as I am going to get!!! That place is FAAAAABULOUS! I dropped :bling today.

MMMMmmmm. Did you get any Swedish meatballs? I love those.

[mrsmaalox]

And why haven't you ladies gone on the "Hot or Not" thread and evaluated my entries?!

[marini martini]

MMMMmmmm. Did you get any Swedish meatballs? I love those.

They sell housewares, and you rave about the meat balls :lol

My head has hurt too much to rate anything right now :dizzy

[Mister Sinister]

And why haven't you ladies gone on the "Hot or Not" thread and evaluated my entries?!
That thread needed more Clive Owen.

[mrsmaalox]

They sell housewares, and you rave about the meat balls :lol

My head has hurt too much to rate anything right now :dizzy

Remember? I'm the one who has issues with balls! Sorry your head hurts :(

[mrsmaalox]

That thread needed more Clive Owen.

:tu Go for it!

[RashoFan]

Thanks Rasho!

We were supposed to go to IKEA today. Crap!

What'd you get?
Bonde tv stand with overhead shelf unit and 2 side shelving units.
Swedish meatball dish and pics of things to buy next time.

[RashoFan]

MMMMmmmm. Did you get any Swedish meatballs? I love those.
yep I did...they were good, good thing I didn't make a :oink out of myself.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Live from The Woodlands, bitches!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Both: We are friends again! Hey! [dance around together in a circle, chanting] I spit on your spit. I piss on your spit. I shit on your piss. I fart on your shit. I laugh at your fart. We are friends again. Hey! [they pull John in] I spit on your spit. I piss on your spit. I shit on your piss. I fart on your shit. I laugh at your fart.

All: We are friends again. Hey! I spit on your spit. [they continue as the camera zooms out from the window. Bob is alone and hurt.] I piss on your spit. I shit on your piss. I fart on your shit. I laugh at your fart. We are friends again. Hey!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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Viva Las Espuelas, ashbeeigh


it's just you and me, juggs. how have you been?

[The Sun]

Good morning! Enjoy your day!!

[Mister Sinister]

My boss just called me. Apparently, my department flooded overnight. So no work today! Wheeeeeeeee!

[ashbeeigh]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (3 members and 1 guests)
Viva Las Espuelas, ashbeeigh


it's just you and me, juggs. how have you been?


busy busy. nothing more, nothing less. And you?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

busy busy. nothing more, nothing less. And you?ditto

[Trainwreck2100]

The Simpsons painted San Antonio as a podunk town on their episode tonight

[mrsmaalox]

Isn't tomorrow a holiday? Anyone gonna have the day off? For me it's just business as usual.

[ashbeeigh]

:elephant

day off for me!

[ashbeeigh]

I bought a quattro razor this weekend. It was top notch.

[MannyIsGod]

Bitch did you shave your head?

[ShoogarBear]

All dogs once held a meeting, they came from near and far
Some came by Greyhound buses, while others came by car

Before they could go inside the hall, or even take a look
They had to take their rear ends off and hang them on a hook

Hardly had they all been seated, every mother, son and sire
When suddenly some son of a bitch began to holler FIRE!

So out the door they ran, all in a rush, no time to really look
Each one grabbed the first rear-end they found off that hallway hook

They got their rear-ends all mixed up, which made them awful sore
To have to wear a rear-end they had never worn before!

And that's the reason why, you see, when you go down the street
Each dog will stop to swap a smell, with every dog they meet

That's the reason why a dog will leave a nice fat bone
To go and smell a rear-end in hopes he'll find his own!

[Trainwreck2100]

somebody got deleted

[RashoFan]

All dogs once held a meeting, they came from near and far
Some came by Greyhound buses, while others came by car

Before they could go inside the hall, or even take a look
They had to take their rear ends off and hang them on a hook

Hardly had they all been seated, every mother, son and sire
When suddenly some son of a bitch began to holler FIRE!

So out the door they ran, all in a rush, no time to really look
Each one grabbed the first rear-end they found off that hallway hook

They got their rear-ends all mixed up, which made them awful sore
To have to wear a rear-end they had never worn before!

And that's the reason why, you see, when you go down the street
Each dog will stop to swap a smell, with every dog they meet

That's the reason why a dog will leave a nice fat bone
To go and smell a rear-end in hopes he'll find his own!
Shoog, are you drinking??? :lol

[Fillmoe]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog, are you drinking??? :lolNah. That's an old Dick Gregory routine.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, I just freakin woke up!!! I haven't slept this late in ages!!!

[marini martini]

My boss just called me. Apparently, my department flooded overnight. So no work today! Wheeeeeeeee!

Next time, remember to turn the watter off in the Quizno's kitchen :lol

Enjoy your day :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Next time, remember to turn the watter off in the Quizno's kitchen :lol

Enjoy your day :toast

Quizno's is an excellent idea! Although I think today I'm meeting my lunch date at Jason's......

[marini martini]

Quizno's is an excellent idea! Although I think today I'm meeting my lunch date at Jason's......

Hey Goofy, I was talking to Shagia :lol :lol :lol

Enjoy your lunch, Jason's is my fave too :hungry:

[to21]

Quizno's is an excellent idea! Although I think today I'm meeting my lunch date at Jason's......Viva's in town huh?

Make sure your box is clean.

[mrsmaalox]

For your information my box is quite clean at the moment. But if I know Viva, it won't be clean for very long!! :lol


(sorry Viva, I hate talking about people when they aren't here, but I couldn't resist)

[florige]

Wow, I just freakin woke up!!! I haven't slept this late in ages!!!


What are you off today??

[mrsmaalox]

What are you off today??

I'm off every day. I just never sleep late.

[florige]

I'm off every day. I just never sleep late.



When I'm off I amazingly can go to sleep at night normally... :p: Stay at home mom?

[ashbeeigh]

I hate three day weekends because I always wake up at the same time and I can't go back to sleep. I always end up watching crap on tv instead of going back to sleep.

[florige]

I hate three day weekends because I always wake up at the same time and I can't go back to sleep. I always end up watching crap on tv instead of going back to sleep.



Turn it off.

[MannyIsGod]

I hate the fags that have infested this place.

[florige]

What fags??

[peewee's lovechild]

It has all gone down the shitter.

[CuckingFunt]

It has all gone down the shitter.You're not allowed to complain. You started it.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're not allowed to complain. You started it.

What you, marini, mammorylox, and others have done to this place pales in comparison to what I may or may not have done to this place.

All I did was try to perv this place up.

You fuckers brought in fashion talk and teenage chatting.

[CuckingFunt]

What you, marini, mammorylox, and others have done to this place pales in comparison to what I may or may not have done to this place.

All I did was try to perv this place up.

You fuckers brought in fashion talk and teenage chatting.Don't lump me in with the drunk and the antacid.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't lump me in with the drunk and the antacid.

I'll lump you in because that's what you fuckers did to this place.

[RichardSimmons]

I hate the fags that have infested this place.

:flipoff

[mrsmaalox]

What you, marini, mammorylox, and others have done to this place pales in comparison to what I may or may not have done to this place.

All I did was try to perv this place up.

You fuckers brought in fashion talk and teenage chatting.

Fuck you, we didn't "bring" anything you didn't start. Everyone knows you're the one that "brought" the teenage bullshit; ask Midge he'll tell you. And if we were'nt here you'd be here perving all by yourself---which is how you're probably used to it anyway!!!!
But I will admit that "mammorylox" is so far the best derivative of my name I have heard!!:lol

[CuckingFunt]

I'll lump you in because that's what you fuckers did to this place.I disagree, but I'm not going to put too much energy into arguing who ruined an internet forum.

[mrsmaalox]

When I'm off I amazingly can go to sleep at night normally... :p: Stay at home mom?

Yes stay at home mom, but i don't stay home all that much. Too much shopping, lunching and pedicuring to be had!!!

[mrsmaalox]

I disagree, but I'm not going to put too much energy into arguing who ruined an internet forum.

Because we all already know it was the "lame" ones

[CuckingFunt]

Because we all already know it was the "lame" onesNo. Actually it's because I don't really give a fuck.

I just made my first comment because it seemed funny for peewee to complain about the Quattro's decline in quality when his drama queen high school bullshit was a pretty big contributing factor.

[TheQuattro]

:cry :cry :cry

[peewee's lovechild]

No. Actually it's because I don't really give a fuck.

I just made my first comment because it seemed funny for peewee to complain about the Quattro's decline in quality when his drama queen high school bullshit was a pretty big contributing factor.

YOU want to talk about drama queen high school bullshit???

:lol :lol :lol

Yea, sure.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you, we didn't "bring" anything you didn't start. Everyone knows you're the one that "brought" the teenage bullshit; ask Midge he'll tell you. And if we were'nt here you'd be here perving all by yourself---which is how you're probably used to it anyway!!!!
But I will admit that "mammorylox" is so far the best derivative of my name I have heard!!:lol

Don't you have a dick shaped Spam you need to insert into your cunt?

[The Meltdown]

Uh oh.....

[mrsmaalox]

No. Actually it's because I don't really give a fuck.

I just made my first comment because it seemed funny for peewee to complain about the Quattro's decline in quality when his drama queen high school bullshit was a pretty big contributing factor.

I was being sarcastic about the lame ones AND Peewee is a prick.

[mrsmaalox]

Don't you have a dick shaped Spam you need to insert into your cunt?

No I don't have that Spam yet because all the models i have are larger than a can of Spam. Your dick however would be the perfect size.

[mrsmaalox]

:cry :cry :cry

Look now y'all have gone and made him cry!!! Insensitive assholes.

[florige]

No. Actually it's because I don't really give a fuck.

I just made my first comment because it seemed funny for peewee to complain about the Quattro's decline in quality when his drama queen high school bullshit was a pretty big contributing factor.





The original remark was not directed towards the women here anyway.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was being sarcastic about the lame ones AND Peewee is an ignorant prick.

I'm a prick.
But, I'm not ignorant.

[peewee's lovechild]

No I don't have that Spam yet because all the models i have are larger than a can of Spam. Your dick however would be the perfect size.

Probably.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm a prick.
But, I'm not ignorant.

Okay you're right. You are just a prick.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

All of you need to shut the fuck up.

[Wilson]

.

[Mister Sinister]

Next time, remember to turn the watter off in the Quizno's kitchen :lol

Enjoy your day :toast
Oh, believe me, I did. Two of my friends and I got into about a 4 hour game of Transformers Monopoly.
And I don't work in a Quizno's. :lol I work at the deli counter of a grocery store....and the flood came from the roof, from what I hear.

[marini martini]

Oh, believe me, I did. Two of my friends and I got into about a 4 hour game of Transformers Monopoly.
And I don't work in a Quizno's. :lol I work at the deli counter of a grocery store....and the flood came from the roof, from what I hear.

See I do have a brain cell or two left, that remebered you work in a Deli :lol

And to all the buzz killz trying to blame the downward spiral of the quatro on me, mm, cf, it's not our fault Kori called out mel, for being a meanie, and she's sulking & ingnoring ST, now! IMO mel's one of the reason's I'd like to come in & for the most part, lurk :nerd

As far as p.w. goes, that dog scares the hell out of me! :cooldevil

That spawn just ain't right :nope

[mrsmaalox]

See I do have a brain cell or two left, that remebered you work in a Deli :lol

And to all the buzz killz trying to blame the downward spiral of the quatro on me, mm, cf, it's not our fault Kori called out mel, for being a meanie, and she's sulking & ingnoring ST, now! IMO mel's one of the reason's I'd like to come in & for the most part, lurk :nerd

As far as p.w. goes, that dog scares the hell out of me! :cooldevil

That spawn just ain't right :nope

:lol

[Mister Sinister]

See I do have a brain cell or two left, that remebered you work in a Deli :lol

And to all the buzz killz trying to blame the downward spiral of the quatro on me, mm, cf, it's not our fault Kori called out mel, for being a meanie, and she's sulking & ingnoring ST, now! IMO mel's one of the reason's I'd like to come in & for the most part, lurk :nerd

As far as p.w. goes, that dog scares the hell out of me! :cooldevil

That spawn just ain't right :nope
Wait, when did Kori call out Mel for being a meanie? Was this in my random sabbatical from ST?

[mrsmaalox]

Wait, when did Kori call out Mel for being a meanie? Was this in my random sabbatical from ST?

85911

[Mister Sinister]

That was simultaneously fascinating and depressing.

[ShoogarBear]

This thread is at its literary peak.

[marini martini]

85911


:lmao :lmao :lmao

Good job! I have just spent the last 3 hours trying to find this thread :lol

BTW if anyone has time on they're hands, Jan. 08 & ^ quatro, is hilarious :toast

Good times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Mrs. M :king

[ashbeeigh]

85911

I never read that thread, pure hilarity!

[mrsmaalox]

Marini and Ash sure do take alot of pleasure in someones else's "misfortune"! :lol

[Mister Sinister]

Marini and Ash sure do take alot of pleasure in someones else's "misfortune"! :lol
The Germans call it "schadenfreude", which, in English, roughly translates to, "Hey, look, that Jew fell down."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn, my future ex-wife Mary-Louise Parker is engaged.

[mrsmaalox]

The Germans call it "schadenfreude", which, in English, roughly translates to, "Hey, look, that Jew fell down."

Ewww

[marini martini]

"Schadenfreuede'?

Call me what you want, but I ain't no Jew racist! I hate Hitler!!!!!!!!! :makemyday

[Mister Sinister]

"Schadenfreuede'?

Call me what you want, but I ain't no Jew racist! I hate Hitler!!!!!!!!! :makemyday
:lmao Oh, dear. Schadenfreude actually just means finding the humor or the silver lining in a bad situation. It's a combination of the words for bad ("schade") and happiness ("freude").

[Cant_Be_Faded]

jesus christ all you new quattro posters are like the pustules of a bleeding cadaverous anus

i guarantee you that all of you have no idea how this thread started or any of its early history

[Jesus]

jesus christ all you new quattro posters are like the pustules of a bleeding cadaverous anus

i guarantee you that all of you have no idea how this thread started or any of its early history

I know far more than you realize.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

jesus christ all you new quattro posters are like the pustules of a bleeding cadaverous anus

i guarantee you that all of you have no idea how this thread started or any of its early history

I believe a quiz is in order.

Can you name the creator of The Quattro? If you can, you may have a shot at answering CBF's quiz?

Blaze Bonus: Can you name the creator's relation to one of the funniest storylines in SpursTalk history?

[marini martini]

jesus christ all you new quattro posters are like the pustules of a bleeding cadaverous anus

i guarantee you that all of you have no idea how this thread started or any of its early history

Like who cares? We're in the "be here now" dude. So stfu. PeaceV

[TheQuattro]

There are those who think they are special.

[CuckingFunt]

I believe a quiz is in order.

Can you name the creator of The Quattro? If you can, you may have a shot at answering CBF's quiz?

Blaze Bonus: Can you name the creator's relation to one of the funniest storylines in SpursTalk history?
Max Power, I believe.

But I don't know the bonus. The original Quattro was before my time.

[ShoogarBear]

Max Power, I believe.
Wrong.









Close, but wrong.

[CuckingFunt]

Wrong.









Close, but wrong.
Oh well.

[E20]

Loser................

[mrsmaalox]

Some Mookie dude! But so what? That Quattro is long gone with it's creator, It'll never be the same. What is the purpose of lamenting what once was? It's NEVER coming back. Get over it already!!!

[marini martini]

There are those who think they are special.

Then there are those who don't, but really in the Goddess' eye, are :angel

[E20]

Then there are those who don't, but really in the Goddess eye are :angel
:toast :toast :toast :toast

[ShoogarBear]

We could kill all the newcomers. I have their IP addresses.

[marini martini]

We could kill all the newcomers. I have their IP addresses.

I thought you are in the life saving biz. And don't us newcomer's know where you work? :nope

[mrsmaalox]

We could kill all the newcomers. I have their IP addresses.

:spless:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I believe a quiz is in order.

Can you name the creator of The Quattro? If you can, you may have a shot at answering CBF's quiz?

Blaze Bonus: Can you name the creator's relation to one of the funniest storylines in SpursTalk history?who gives a big rat's ass. this is a frickin' message board, not a life manual.

[mrsmaalox]

who gives a big rat's ass. this is a frickin' message board, not a life manual.

As much as I hate to disagree with you, there seem to be quite a few around here who have life issues since the demise of their sacred Quattro!!

[marini martini]

who gives a big rat's ass. this is a frickin' message board, not a life manual. :lmao :lmao :lmao

If I wanted to take tests, I wouldn't have dropped out of school!

Proud graduate of the school of hard knocks! :toast


Exempt from all future exams :downspin:

[ShoogarBear]

I can tell you who's going to have life issues . . .

:makemyday

[TheQuattro]

It is what it is.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

As much as I hate to disagree with you, there seem to be quite a few around here who have life issues since the demise of their sacred Quattro!!doesn't really say much about the individual.

[mrsmaalox]

I can tell you who's going to have life issues . . .

:makemyday

As in "the lack there of"? :lol

[mrsmaalox]

doesn't really say much about the individual.

Actually I think it says alot!! :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I seem to sense a number of posters who are taking anything said by anybody way too seriously.

Viva, Maalox and Martini spring to mind immediately.

Did I say you were whatever if you could answer the question or not? No.

Am I calling all of you flakes because you take anybody talking shit towards you too seriously? Yes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

who gives a big rat's ass. this is a frickin' message board, not a life manual.

Considering you've dropped multiple e-threats, you're not really one to talk.

[marini martini]

I can tell you who's going to have life issues . . .

:makemyday

More importantly, you can prolly tell us who's gonna have death issues :lol




WE ALL ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

CBF makes one post in god-knows-how-long and you all jump like dogs to defend yourselves.

Consider yourselves flakes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's funny how the lot of you react to any "attacks" upon you.

[ElMuerto]

More importantly, you can prolly tell us who's gonna have death issues :lol




WE ALL ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why would that be an issue?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

pete and repeat walk in a store. pete walks out. who's left?
pete and repeat walk in a store. pete walks out. who's left?
pete and repeat walk in a store. pete walks out. who's left?
pete and repeat walk in a store. pete walks out. who's left?
pete and repeat walk in a store. pete walks out. who's left?
pete and repeat walk in a store. pete walks out. who's left?
pete and repeat walk in a store. pete walks out. who's left?
pete and repeat walk in a store. pete walks out. who's left?

[TheQuattro]

It's funny how the lot of you react to any "attacks" upon you.

:lmao :lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

get a life and get over it people. is anyone named, people? i'm sure someone will make the case..........................

[ShoogarBear]

E-threats? Surely you jest.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

E-threats? Surely you jest.

I jest not.

Hey, I'm hoping to make it up to DC sometime in May... hell, maybe twice. I'm planning on seeing Yankee Stadium for the first time with some friends from there and then I was considering going to help out at the CQ orientation (why I was there in the first place in '06).

[Mister Sinister]

E-threats? In MY Quattro?
"It's more likely than you think! Click here for a free PC check!"

[mrsmaalox]

I seem to sense a number of posters who are taking anything said by anybody way too seriously.

Viva, Maalox and Martini spring to mind immediately.

Did I say you were whatever if you could answer the question or not? No.

Am I calling all of you flakes because you take anybody talking shit towards you too seriously? Yes.

You misunderstood me. I was not taking issue with you about your quiz or anything specific that you said. I just took the opportunity to vent about how ridiculously stupid this has been getting for the last few months with jerk offs like that "Can't Be Lucid" running in here randomly and spouting their retarded bullshit about the glory of the old Quattro and then running off. I really can't believe you don't think that it's stupid too. And as far as taking things seriously, do you really think i would hang around for all the shit I get if I took it seriously?! ;)

[CuckingFunt]

And as far as taking things seriously, do you really think i would hang around for all the shit I get if I took it seriously?! ;)
Yes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You misunderstood me. I was not taking issue with you about your quiz or anything specific that you said. I just took the opportunity to vent about how ridiculously stupid this has been getting for the last few months with jerk offs like that "Can't Be Lucid" running in here randomly and spouting their retarded bullshit about the glory of the old Quattro and then running off. I really can't believe you don't think that it's stupid too. And as far as taking things seriously, do you really think i would hang around for all the shit I get if I took it seriously?! ;)

That's just it. Nothing gets the "new" crowd quite as riled up as a "you guys suck now" post. I don't know if people do it consciously, but they do and it works. Again and again and again.

As far as me thinking it's stupid... I just don't give a fuck.

Also, even attempting to explain the Mookie Crew to others is saddening in that I can actually do it. I'd say more, but the mystique might wear off.

[ShoogarBear]

I jest not.

Hey, I'm hoping to make it up to DC sometime in May... hell, maybe twice. I'm planning on seeing Yankee Stadium for the first time with some friends from there and then I was considering going to help out at the CQ orientation (why I was there in the first place in '06).Thanks for the warning.

[mrsmaalox]

That's just it. Nothing gets the "new" crowd quite as riled up as a "you guys suck now" post. I don't know if people do it consciously, but they do and it works. Again and again and again.

As far as me thinking it's stupid... I just don't give a fuck.

Also, even attempting to explain the Mookie Crew to others is saddening in that I can actually do it. I'd say more, but the mystique might wear off.
So do you mean that I got one of the answers right? :)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

m2lby7P0EjM
this is somehow fitting. you're welcome, one with box so clean. how.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Thanks for the warning.

I promise to give you two minutes notice before I egg your place.

[mrsmaalox]

this is somehow fitting. you're welcome, one with box so clean. how.

Ahh the depths of loser-dom; my favorite place!!! :makeout

[marini martini]

That's just it. Nothing gets the "new" crowd quite as riled up as a "you guys suck now" post. I don't know if people do it consciously, but they do and it works. Again and again and again.

As far as me thinking it's stupid... I just don't give a fuck.

Also, even attempting to explain the Mookie Crew to others is saddening in that I can actually do it. I'd say more, but the mystique might wear off.

Damn, I get it, I guess I just don't belong here :cry

So if we see each other at a GTG, are you gonna kick my ass??????????









:lmao :lmao :lmao

Get over it already, for being a newcomer & reading the classic threads, seeing your pics, & you mine, being a fukn Spur fan, why the hella can't we all get along?????????????SHIT! I miss mel, to!

[mrsmaalox]

Damn, I get it, I guess I just don't belong here :cry

So if we see each other at a GTG, are you gonna kick my ass??????????









:lmao :lmao :lmao

Get over it already, for being a newcomer & reading the classic threads, seeing your pics, & you mine, being a fukn Spur fan, why the hella can't we all get along?????????????SHIT! I miss mel, to!
Well yea. But there are just too many standards to live up to! :dramaquee
Jb you never answered, did I answer a question correctly?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Get over it already, for being a newcomer & reading the classic threads, seeing your pics, & you mine, being a fukn Spur fan, why the hella can't we all get along?????????????SHIT! I miss mel, to!

Your incoherent response didn't even come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having read what you just typed. May God have mercy on your soul.

[Mister Sinister]

Ahh the depths of loser-dom; my favorite place!!! :makeout
Pfft. Turbo nerd-dom is where it's at.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well yea. But there are just too many standards to live up to! :dramaquee
Jb you never answered, did I answer a question correctly?

Shoog had it wrong. Maxpower did start the first Quattro thread way back when.

[Mister Sinister]

Your incoherent response didn't even come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having read what you just typed. May God have mercy on your soul.
:lmao