The completely random thought thread

[JudynTX]

I'm very happy my cat just had the drain and stitches from her neck removed, everything looks good :tu

:tu Glad to hear that.

I lost my voice last night during the game. :toast GSG!!!!! It sounded like a damn concert in there. :lol

[desflood]

I saw Jackie Earl Haley a while back. Unfortunately, I didn't realize it was him. I walked right past him and thought, "Huh. That guy looks exactly like Jackie Earl Haley." Of course, yesterday there was an article on the man in the paper - I never knew that he is actually a resident of San Antonio. Talk about your wasted opportunities.

Which opens the next subject - too many good movies coming out this month to watch. The new Nightmare on Elm Street, Shrek IV, Iron Man II, Babies. All are must views for my family (well, maybe the kids can skip Nightmare).

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[z0sa]

:sleep

i wish I could be doing this right now.

[Mixability]

(well, maybe the kids can skip Nightmare).

Not if they pussify it like the last Halloween, was it Halloween that was PG-13 or some shit?

[SpursStalker]

i wish I could be doing this right now.

There's enough room for ya ...

:)

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit, these pita chips are soooo addicting!

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[SpursStalker]

:flag:

[JudynTX]

:cry

[mrsmaalox]

:cry

Don't cry! It'll all turn out fine! ;)

[mrsmaalox]

Oh,and I'll be at the game tomorrow :elephant

[JudynTX]

Don't cry! It'll all turn out fine! ;)

Do you know why I'm sad? :)


Oh,and I'll be at the game tomorrow :elephant

Lucky! I better hear you screaming. :ihit

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Do you know why I'm sad? :)

Yes dear, I'm sorry about that too :(

[JudynTX]

Yes dear, I'm sorry about that too :(

Where are you sitting? Luxury suite? :rolleyes

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Where are you sitting? Luxury suite? :rolleyes

:lol

Fuck that, I'll be on Peter Holt's lap!!

:lmao

[JudynTX]

Fuck that, I'll be on Peter Holt's lap!!

:lmao

Sig worthy! :lol

No seriously, where are you sitting? :p:

[mrsmaalox]

Sig worthy! :lol

No seriously, where are you sitting? :p:

sec 105, row 25 I think---my usual seats are lower down in 103, but I was a bit slow on the draw this time :)

[JudynTX]

sec 105, row 25 I think---my usual seats are lower down in 103, but I was a bit slow on the draw this time :)

Nice! :toast

[JudynTX]

:lol :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol :lol

Are you looking at your paycheck?

[JudynTX]

Are you looking at your paycheck?

Nope, something even funnier. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nope, something even funnier. :lol

You got paid twice?

[JudynTX]

You got paid twice?

:tu

[JudynTX]

:wow What a funeral huh?

CbI09ouhRxc

[The Gemini Method]

Wow...that's extreme...Does it say how he died?

[JudynTX]

Wow...that's extreme...Does it say how he died?

He was shot.

[desflood]

I never fully understood 1369's "bunk" humor until I perused the Netflix instant play section this weekend and picked up some old episodes of Firefly. I got his intent, of course, but never knew the origin of the statement :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:wow What a funeral huh?

CbI09ouhRxc

That's pretty.............coooool. :D

[marini martini]

^^^ I wonder if Udoka did the work!

[JudynTX]

That's pretty.............coooool. :D


^^^ I wonder if Udoka did the work!

I have no clue marini. :lol

[marini martini]

Yeah, I know a few people thay I'd like stuffed and mounted on my wall.:toast

[JudynTX]

Yeah, I know a few people thay I'd like stuffed and mounted on my wall.:toast

:lol :lol Taxidermist?

[Cry Havoc]

Is this the new Quattro thread? Hmmm.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah, I know a few people thay I'd like stuffed and mounted on my wall.:toast

I wonder how much a beaver costs to get stuffed.

[JudynTX]

I wonder how much a beaver costs to get stuffed.

:lmao What's her name?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao What's her name?

Alotta. :D

[mrsmaalox]

I ran into veteran ST poster "Sunshine" today, looking absolutely gorgeous and sweet as ever! Sure wish she had more time to contribute here ;)

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You should seek attention for that.......

[JudynTX]

:wow :wow

http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/pet-house-cat-attacks-owner-10543505?tab=9482931&section=1206833

My cats better not ever attack me like that. :nope :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

..............there'd be one less cat in this world. Foot, meet cat's face. Kerrrunch!!

[marini martini]

IDK, I kind of see the cats POV!

[JudynTX]

..............there'd be one less cat in this world. Foot, meet cat's face. Kerrrunch!!


IDK, I kind of see the cats POV!

:lol Wonder why the cat freaked out?

[mrsmaalox]

IDK, I kind of see the cats POV!

I agree. Anyone ever see one of those CPAP machines the lady said she had on? I can totally see how a cat might not recognize their owner with that on or at least think their owner was being harmed.

Plus, that lady just rubs me the wrong way----yay cat!! :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol Wonder why the cat freaked out?

Who knows. I'm sure any cat is capable of doing this. Who knows what goes on in that noggin of theirs. I know if mine goes crazy, it ain't gonna be pretty. He's a stout puss.

[JudynTX]

Who knows. I'm sure any cat is capable of doing this. Who knows what goes on in that noggin of theirs. I know if mine goes crazy, it ain't gonna be pretty. He's a stout puss.

You may need this -

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/suit.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You may need this -

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/suit.jpg

I really would. No lie. There's a stray that hangs out around my complex and it always sits at the window while Stewart makes strange noises at it.  he sounds so sad like its his long lost lover. Anyway, I stupidly opened my window one day and that dumb cat strolled by. Stewart started freaking out and busted through the screen and attacked it.  I've never seen a cat with a more funnier "what the?!" look on its face.

[JudynTX]

I really would. No lie. There's a stray that hangs out around my complex and it always sits at the window while Stewart makes strange noises at it.  he sounds so sad like its his long lost lover. Anyway, I stupidly opened my window one day and that dumb cat strolled by. Stewart started freaking out and busted through the screen and attacked it.  I've never seen a cat with a more funnier "what the?!" look on its face.

Is Stewart fixed? Was the outside a female? Well hello? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is Stewart fixed? Was the outside a female? Well hello? :lol

Yes and I don't know. Haven't checked under the hood.

[JudynTX]

Yes and I don't know. Haven't checked under the hood.

:lmao Stewart was trying to be a bad ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao Stewart was trying to be a bad ass.

His mom has a tattoo of "Son" on her leg. No "try" involved.

[JudynTX]

His mom has a tattoo of "Son" on her leg. No "try" involved.

:lol :lol

Have you ever tried to break up a cat fight? (no, not chicks)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol :lol

Have you ever tried to break up a cat fight? (no, not chicks)

Hell no!! Why the hell would I? I know I wasn't involved. Pfffffft.

[JudynTX]

Hell no!! Why the hell would I? I know I wasn't involved. Pfffffft.

:lol I've tried. Don't do it.

I have the scars to prove it on my leg. :(

[SpursStalker]

:wow :wow

http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/pet-house-cat-attacks-owner-10543505?tab=9482931&section=1206833

My cats better not ever attack me like that. :nope :lol

:rollin

I'm sorry that's just too fuckin funny!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol I've tried. Don't do it.

I have the scars to prove it on my leg. :(

What an idiot. :lmao

[JudynTX]

:rollin

I'm sorry that's just too fuckin funny!!!

I'm still trying to figure out why she had so many bruises on her arm? :lol Cats don't punch, they scratch!


What an idiot. :lmao

Let's just say I learned my lesson. :D

[SpursStalker]

I'm still trying to figure out why she had so many bruises on her arm? :lol Cats don't punch, they scratch!



She wailed pretty good but I tell ya, if Missy was wailing like that I would NO WAY in hell pick her up ...

Some people I swear.

:lol

[JudynTX]

She wailed pretty good but I tell ya, if Missy was wailing like that I would NO WAY in hell pick her up ...

Some people I swear.

:lol

:lol :lol They say to spray them with water. Who's thinking of doing that during a brawl?

[SpursStalker]

I just had to ...

yWbeghm3VZE

:rollin

[SpursStalker]

:lol :lol They say to spray them with water. Who's thinking of doing that during a brawl?

Or a broom ...

I'm with you tho, who in their right mind would break up a cat fight!!

[JudynTX]

I just had to ...

yWbeghm3VZE

:rollin

:lmao :lmao :lmao Damn!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Someone should post that cop, I believe, tangling with that cat. Now that was funny.

[JudynTX]

Someone should post that cop, I believe, tangling with that cat. Now that was funny.

Here you go! :lol

dR_LHlFwlhk

[SpursStalker]

Here you go! :lol


Do you do everything he tells you to do?

:rolleyes

[JudynTX]

Do you do everything he tells you to do?

:rolleyes

:lol :lol

[marini martini]

Pussy whipped???

[JudynTX]

Pussy whipped???

:lmao :toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Do you do everything he tells you to do?

:rolleyes

Bitter

[SpursStalker]

Pussy whipped???

Yeah I think he has her wrapped around his fat pinky ...

:lol

[SpursStalker]

Bitter

Of you?

You give yourself too much credit

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Pussy whipped???

Ha. Far from ms fawker.

[SpursStalker]

*whisper whisper whisper*

:hat

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Of you?

You give yourself too much credit


Do you do everything he tells you to do?

:rolleyes

:wakeup

[The Gemini Method]

A few months ago (March to be exact...) I had lamented about a girl who wanted to "take things slow..." Well, we did end up dating a few times, but she moved way too slow, so I decided we should remain just friends...well, funny thing happened...her friend became interested and I'm actually dating her now. It was awkward at first, but the initial girl is cool with it at least she seems to be...

But thanks to all that gave advice!

[marini martini]

Hey, no problem. Good luck with the new hussy!!!:toast

[The Gemini Method]

Hey, no problem. Good luck with the new hussy!!!:toast

LOL yeah, thanks! Well, I waited for a long time for the other one, but she didn't respond, so we'll see how this goes.

[marini martini]

"Respond"??? Is that what you call it now days???:lol

[The Gemini Method]

"Respond"??? Is that what you call it now days???:lol

I'm not sure what you mean...but i'll laugh anyways lol!:lol

[marini martini]

I'm not sure what you mean...but i'll laugh anyways lol!:lol

Yeah, whatever!!! Glad you're getting laid!!!:toast

[SpursStalker]

16 1 18 20 25

:toast

[JudynTX]

16 1 18 20 25

:toast

Locker combination? :lol

[SpursStalker]

Locker combination? :lol

Secret code ... want the decoder?

:lol

[JudynTX]

Secret code ... want the decoder?

:lol

Depends on what the secret is. :lol

[SpursStalker]

Depends on what the secret is. :lol

I'll email it to you ...

:p:

[marini martini]

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Well, did she tell you your fortune? :lol

[desflood]

I am ready to help you with all my Magical Knowledge, in order to fulfill your most urgent desires, your most desperate dreams, your deepest wishes
My most urgent desires...

I wonder how far she's willing to travel and how opposed to kidnapping? For the right price, of course.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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What the fawk is this? You wanna bring back ms. Cleo?

[marini martini]

Fawk NO!!! I just love the name Pasqualena~~~:rollin

[marini martini]

My most urgent desires...

I wonder how far she's willing to travel and how opposed to kidnapping? For the right price, of course.

That benadryl in the cherry coke, ain't workin' for ya???

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gotcha. :tu

[desflood]

That benadryl in the cherry coke, ain't workin' for ya???
:rollin

For once I don't mean the children. I'm talking about my most urgent desires...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fawk NO!!! I just love the name Pasqualena~~~:rollin

Pasqualena? What the fawk?!?!
Is that a wop/spik mix?!?! :lmao

[marini martini]

:rollin

For once I don't mean the children. I'm talking about my most urgent desires..


I'd choose to be eaten by a megalodon. There's something appealing (albeit horrifying) about having the most badass creature in history cause your untimely demise.
.

Put down the Sci-fi book girlie, and get to work before those kiddos get home!!! Let your imagination run wild!!!:p:

.................and let that pissant Mom start look after her own kid for a change.:lol

[marini martini]

Pasqualena? What the fawk?!?!
Is that a wop/spik mix?!?! :lmao

Why yes, that's why I love it!!! From now on you can call me Pasqualena!!! Forget the fawker.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why yes, that's why I love it!!! From now on you can call me Pasqualena!!! Forget the fawker.

I prefer dippy, dippy.

[desflood]

Put down the Sci-fi book girlie, and get to work before those kiddos get home!!! Let your imagination run wild!!!:p:

.................and let that pissant Mom start look after her own kid for a change.:lol
Hey! No fair crossing threads! :lmao

I am writing a book. It's about doing the family thing. The current title is "Religion, Relationships and Lost Socks", but I expect to come up with something more appropriate soon, since not a whole lot of "religion" actually goes on around here.

[marini martini]

Hey! No fair crossing threads! :lmao

I am writing a book. It's about doing the family thing. The current title is "Religion, Relationships and Lost Socks", but I expect to come up with something more appropriate soon, since not a whole lot of "religion" actually goes on around here.

You ought to name it "How I Raised My Family With the Magic 8-Ball"

:lol

[The Gemini Method]

Yeah, whatever!!! Glad you're getting laid!!!:toast

Man, how slow was I on the uptake! Well, thanks for the compliments and all that! Cheers.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

spring creek bbq sweet tea>bill miller sweet tea

[jaffies]

.

[Sisk]

My death will be sudden.

I have accepted this.

this makes sense then, jaffies

[SpursStalker]

:flag:

[LnGrrrR]

RockStar is a badass energy drink because it does three things:

Makes your heart beat faster

Makes your pee greenish

Makes you take a dump

Which gives it a :tu in my book.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The stench of those "energy" drinks are horrid.

[marini martini]

Yeah, makin' your heart race, while just sittin' there doing nuthin sure is fun!

[The Gemini Method]

Yeah, no thanks on them energy drinks...I'd rather do meth lol.

[SpursStalker]

Yeah, no thanks on them energy drinks...I'd rather do meth lol.

:lol

[JudynTX]

It's been a long work week and I'm looking forward to watching the Spurs kick some ass tonight! :ihit :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Hahaha, loving my new laptop!! :spin

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[mrsmaalox]

It's been a long work week and I'm looking forward to watching the Spurs kick some ass tonight! :ihit :toast

It has been a long week! I haven't done much work but I've been sick as a dog and I'm finally feeling a bit normal. And I'm ready for some Sun butt-kicking too; the lucky George Hill shoes are going back up!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

....just like I told you to

:wakeup

[SpursStalker]

It's been a long work week and I'm looking forward to watching the Spurs kick some ass tonight! :ihit :toast

:toast

[The Gemini Method]

Today is the first wave of layoffs at my work. I'm not certain of my future, but the air around here is thick with apprehension.

[JudynTX]

Has anyone tried those new brisket tacos @ Taco Cabana yet? :lol I heard they were trash.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

They really don't look appetizing.

[JudynTX]

:depressed Wow, we really did lose huh? Ouch!

I still can't believe it.

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[RandomGuy]

Today is the first wave of layoffs at my work. I'm not certain of my future, but the air around here is thick with apprehension.

Erk. Good luck.

I happen to be in a good slot at work with a lot of older guys retiring. If there are any cuts, all they have to do is just not replace a retiree.

Of course, that leaves the rest of us to pick up the slack.


Random thought of the day:

"Fractal" is an excellent name for a cat.

[SpursStalker]

:downspin:

[desflood]

Stalker - I love your sig.

[The Gemini Method]

Erk. Good luck.

I happen to be in a good slot at work with a lot of older guys retiring. If there are any cuts, all they have to do is just not replace a retiree.

Of course, that leaves the rest of us to pick up the slack.


Random thought of the day:

"Fractal" is an excellent name for a cat.

We have an archaic system where you can "bump" down to your old position. I made the first round, so supposedly I'll be sitting pretty for the next round, but I may lose some of my staff. Either way, the way California is being run and past indiscretions included, there could be a 3rd round of cuts.

[SpursStalker]

Stalker - I love your sig.

He's a cutie right ...

:D

[SpursStalker]

Has anyone tried those new brisket tacos @ Taco Cabana yet? :lol I heard they were trash.

*barf*

They can barely do fajita tacos let alone do brisket tacos ...

:nope

[SpursStalker]

:gpower

[sonic21]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/political-pictures-girl-power.jpg?w=492&h=418

[SpursStalker]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/political-pictures-girl-power.jpg?w=492&h=418

:lol

Luv it!!

[Fat boy]

Has anyone tried those new brisket tacos @ Taco Cabana yet? :lol I heard they were trash.

They are freakin' awesome especially when trashed.

[JudynTX]

They are freakin' awesome especially when trashed.

:lol I think everything tastes better when trashed.

[JudynTX]

:wow

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/05/11/dnt.ok.tornado.van.rolls.kfor?hpt=C2

I've never been in a tornado and don't want to ever be.

[mrsmaalox]

That's pretty scary. I've had a tornado go directly over my house right after it lifted up off the ground, and that was the loudest thing I have ever heard!

[MrChug]

I'm pretty sure that I'm still uncomfortable with the thought of going back to jail.

[SpursStalker]

:makeout

[JudynTX]

Hell yeah, I'm excited Disturbed is coming out with a new CD. :hat

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Disturbed

:lmao

wah ah ah ah

[MiamiHeat]

I am getting my Red Dead Redemption game today for the xbox 360, a full 5 days before the release date

woot

[SpursStalker]

Hell yeah, I'm excited Disturbed is coming out with a new CD. :hat

Hell yeah I'm excited I get a burned copy ...

:D

[JudynTX]

Disturbed

:lmao

wah ah ah ah

Don't be hatin. They've been around for 10 years. :D


Hell yeah I'm excited I get a burned copy ...

:D

:tu

[MiamiHeat]

Hell yeah I'm excited I get a burned copy ...

:D

1) invest $30 for a burner

2) buy blank cd's

3) download any album you want

4) PROFIT $$$

[SpursStalker]

1) invest $30 for a burner

2) buy blank cd's

3) download any album you want

4) PROFIT $$$

Why when Judy gives me one free?

:sleep

[JoeChalupa]

I wanna be a juke box hero!!

[JudynTX]

Ok, who's gonna go see the movie Macgruber? :lol :td

[SpursStalker]

Houston traffic sucks!!

Just sayin ...

:sleep

[Mixability]

When the fuck is Military Dr. gonna get cleaned up?

[mrsmaalox]

So sad. A moving van is next door moving my sweet neighbors. They are a wonderful elderly (80's) couple and she's had a really tough year, she's very frail. So they are moving to an assisted living place. I'll miss them :(

[marini martini]

So sad. A moving van is next door moving my sweet neighbors. They are a wonderful elderly (80's) couple and she's had a really tough year, she's very frail. So they are moving to an assisted living place. I'll miss them :(


Oh, and I'll miss you too, Sweetie!:toast

[JudynTX]

Fun time is over.

[marini martini]

LoL!:lol

GTG at the home!!!:toast

[mrsmaalox]

LoL!:lol

GTG at the home!!!:toast

I hear they have Happy Hour every day at 5 :toast

[marini martini]

Thank the Lordy for that!:toast

[The Gemini Method]

Is this the Cougar Retirement Home y'all are talking about?

[marini martini]

No, it's the "You're too old to Post on ST" old folks home!:(

[The Gemini Method]

No, it's the "You're too old to Post on ST" old folks home!:(

What age is that?

[marini martini]

Apparently, mine!

[The Gemini Method]

Apparently, mine!

That's a shame. I find your posts to be witty and full of internetz charm. I would say stay and defy the ageism!

[marini martini]

Don't worry, this dinosaur ain't dead yet! Thanks!:toast

[The Gemini Method]

Don't worry, this dinosaur ain't dead yet! Thanks!:toast

The dinosaur will keep on rawring!

[mrsmaalox]

Don't worry, this dinosaur ain't dead yet! Thanks!:toast


The dinosaur will keep on rawring!

:lol awesome

[SpursStalker]

:downspin:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

At least you're awake. :tu

[The Gemini Method]

It's raining in Califonia in May...boo.

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[Viva Las Espuelas]

At least you're awake. :tu

D'oh

[marini martini]

Yay, I woke up!!! I get to live another day!!! :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yay, I woke up!!! I get to live another day!!! :tu

Good to here, dippy. :tu

[marini martini]

Good to here, dippy. :tu

In my day, they spelled it "hear".:king

[The Gemini Method]

Yay, I woke up!!! I get to live another day!!! :tu

If you ain't rawring, you ain't living!

[SpursStalker]

In my day, they spelled it "hear".:king

:lol

*psssst it's still spelt that way*

[marini martini]

If you ain't rawring, you ain't living!


http://i468.photobucket.com/albums/rr48/slipknot467/randomm/th49.png

[marini martini]

Well I'm off to Emerald Rainbow, and no I'm not having a "flashback"!!!:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Yay, I woke up!!! I get to live another day!!! :tu

Excellent avatar, dahling! :lol

[JudynTX]

Excellent avatar, dahling! :lol

:lol Love it!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

In my day, they spelled it "hear".:king
:lol what an idiot. :lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Excellent avatar, dahling! :lol


:lol Love it!


what the hell is it?

[TDMVPDPOY]

fuck this receding hair line and thin hair...

should i just shave it all off or buzz.....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fuck this receding hair line and thin hair...

should i just shave it all off or buzz.....

bald. chicks dig it.

[TDMVPDPOY]

fck this im only 27 and goin bald on top...fck

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao

[The Gemini Method]

Chicks do dig the shaved head...

Red Dead Redemption courses through my vein like some fine china white Hey-ron...

Shivers.

[z0sa]

just grow crazy chops or a beard.. chicks don't care about a full head of hair so much if you can beard it up

[desflood]

bald. chicks dig it.
:tu

[JudynTX]

fuck this receding hair line and thin hair...

should i just shave it all off or buzz.....


bald. chicks dig it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/david.jpg

:tu You got that right! :drool:



Not every guy can have a bald head though. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

The sexiest men I've ever known are either bald or named Kevin.

[marini martini]

Ha!!! The sexiest men I know, can still pass the vision requirement on their driver's license and still drive!!!:toast

[TDMVPDPOY]

i must admit if you wanan bald head, you must have the perfect head shape also too look good...

[marini martini]

I can dig it!!!!:tu

[SpursStalker]

:king

[The Gemini Method]

Mos def on the head needing to be perfectly shaped for a bald cut...because you see some people with the most strangest of heads sport a shaved look. Good thing I've been told that I have a great head for a shaved looked if I ever needed to go that route.

[desflood]

I watched The Stoning of Soroya M. this morning. Would that I had gouged my eyes out before watching that. At some point I will probably pick up the book anyway. Glutton for punishment.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ha!!! The sexiest men I know, can still pass the vision requirement on their driver's license and still drive!!!:toast

keep those standards low. :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mos def on the head needing to be perfectly shaped for a bald cut...because you see some people with the most strangest of heads sport a shaved look. Good thing I've been told that I have a great head for a shaved looked if I ever needed to go that route.

Me too. I could pull it off if I needed to at some point. I think my hair would turn gray before it turned loose.

[desflood]

I looked back at the beginning of this thread - my first post was about the first day of school. Next Friday is the last day of school. We've kept this sucker going for nine months.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/david.jpg

:tu You got that right! :drool:



Not every guy can have a bald head though. :lol

One time I was watching some show that had a panel. I forgot what show it was but it was this dude and Kathy griffin, or Griffith, that was in this panel. The sexual tension couldn't have been any more transparent. Kathy was definitely on a mission.

[mrsmaalox]

I looked back at the beginning of this thread - my first post was about the first day of school. Next Friday is the last day of school. We've kept this sucker going for nine months.

WHAT?? Next Friday is the last day of school?!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Bad parent :wakeup

[desflood]

It is for my kids - yours, I don't know!

[The Gemini Method]

I watched The Stoning of Soroya M. this morning. Would that I had gouged my eyes out before watching that. At some point I will probably pick up the book anyway. Glutton for punishment.

I saw that a couple of months ago and was enraged by the severity of it. There was an article that poked holes in the story/movie, but I'm sure there is some truth to it.

[marini martini]

WHAT?? Next Friday is the last day of school?!



You say it like it's a bad thing.


:lmao

[Fabbs]

That tv dinner was actually okay tasting.

The Count of Monte Cristo with Gerard Deparduea is long, like 6 hours.
But it was good.

[desflood]

Homo sapiens (modern man) haven't been on the planet very long compared to many other species - about 20,000 years, I think. If we make it another 20,000 it will be a miracle. Every time another reality tv show is created humans devolve a little more. Of course, in the process of evolving we lost most of our survival skills. A vast, vast majority of people today are already too stupid to relearn them. They will be eaten first.

[marini martini]

Homo sapiens (modern man) haven't been on the planet very long compared to many other species - about 20,000 years, I think. If we make it another 20,000 it will be a miracle. Every time another reality tv show is created humans devolve a little more. Of course, in the process of evolving we lost most of our survival skills. A vast, vast majority of people today are already too stupid to relearn them. They will be eaten first.


Honey, just wait! Within five more years, we'll be raptured. Now put the magic 8-ball down & relax!!!:toast

[Blackjack]

I was looking forward to finally having an excuse to eat people. :depressed

[marini martini]

I was looking forward to finally having an excuse to eat people. :depressed

Hurry the fuck up!!!:toast

[Blackjack]

:hungry:

[marini martini]

start in the quatro!!!:tu

young, nubile, smart, & tasty!!!:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

I accidentally washed my cell phone in the washing machine.

I never put in my pocket, but I was carry a few bags and a baby - so I slipped it in there. Then forgot :cry

Anyway... I replaced the phone today - at least I didn't lose all the numbers in the address book.

[JudynTX]

I accidentally washed my cell phone in the washing machine.

I never put in my pocket, but I was carry a few bags and a baby - so I slipped it in there. Then forgot :cry

Anyway... I replaced the phone today - at least I didn't lose all the numbers in the address book.

Was it an iPhone? :wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That tv dinner was actually okay tasting.

you must really love salt.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I accidentally washed my cell phone in the washing machine.

I never put in my pocket, but I was carry a few bags and a baby - so I slipped it in there. Then forgot :cry

Anyway... I replaced the phone today - at least I didn't lose all the numbers in the address book.

Oh man. That sucks. I washed my phone once. I was washing my bed linens and it somehow got in the ball of sheets and pillowcases I took to the washer. I realized about 10 minutes in that I didn't have it on me. One thing is if you tried to turn it on right when you retrieved it, it will probably be fried. If you didn't, just let it completely dry out, maybe a week, then power it on. It's more than likely still operational. I can see juggling a kid would make you lose track of the phone. Please don't go Andrea yates on the rug rat. :)

[SpursStalker]

:fishing

[Kori Ellis]

Was it an iPhone? :wow

:lol No. I have no need for an iPhone. It was just a regular cheap cell phone that I have had for 3 years. So I replaced it with another cheap cell phone. :lol

[marini martini]

:lol No. I have no need for an iPhone. It was just a regular cheap cell phone that I have had for 3 years. So I replaced it with another cheap cell phone. :lol


Kori, now that you have kiddos, you might want to stick with the cheapo phones. The little boogers like to get their hands on them alot, especially if they see the phone is distracting you from them. Our 3 year old g-dtr. threw MrM's phone in the river a few years ago. And Z-boy threw mine over the porch last week.

Cute little scamps, they are!!!:lol

[JudynTX]

:lol No. I have no need for an iPhone. It was just a regular cheap cell phone that I have had for 3 years. So I replaced it with another cheap cell phone. :lol

Kori, you might as well. :D

http://www.fireflymobile.com/

:lol

[The Gemini Method]

I have a co-worker that looks alot like Mouse...I mean doppleganger-style...

[The Gemini Method]

double-post Friday blues...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have a co-worker that looks alot like Mouse...I mean doppleganger-style...

hopefully it's a man as well. It's quite frightening when you find dopplegangers on opposing teams. Outside of family.

[polandprzem]

I accidentally washed my cell phone in the washing machine.

I never put in my pocket, but I was carry a few bags and a baby - so I slipped it in there. Then forgot :cry

Anyway... I replaced the phone today - at least I didn't lose all the numbers in the address book.

Sometimes it's good to wash teh phone to have a clean look


Hey this is the second warm day this year I belive, and I'm stuck at work :(

[The Gemini Method]

hopefully it's a man as well. It's quite frightening when you find dopplegangers on opposing teams. Outside of family.

Yeah, he's a guy...if it were a woman, I'd feel for the lady...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah, he's a guy...if it were a woman, I'd feel for the lady...

But it's usually a good laugh as well. :lol

[Blackjack]

Did I really just punch a deer?

[mrsmaalox]

Did I really just punch a deer?

Maybe. Are you at a petting zoo?

[Blackjack]

No, I just happen to live out in the hill country.

The deer have somewhat become pets, as I feed em all the time (it's almost a petting zoo :lol), but one of the little bastards got ballsy and came at me when I was putting the food down; one right hook later, and one of the most bizarre sounds and stumbles I've ever seen or heard from an animal, and I was left asking myself: "WTF!?! That just happened?"

[mrsmaalox]

No, I just happen to live out in the hill country.

The deer have somewhat become pets, as I feed em all the time (it's almost a petting zoo :lol), but one of the little bastards got ballsy and came at me when I was putting the food down; one right hook later, and one of the most bizarre sounds and stumbles I've ever seen or heard from an animal, and I was left asking myself: "WTF!?! That just happened?"

Yes they are very forward out there. A couple of them once joined our campsite at Pedernales Falls and would not take the hint to "shoo". But I guess we were boring enough that they found a better place to hang after the first day.

But I asked about the petting zoo because a couple of years ago I had to punch a deer once who kept sticking his head under my blouse and trying to eat it from the inside :lol

[JudynTX]

No, I just happen to live out in the hill country.

The deer have somewhat become pets, as I feed em all the time (it's almost a petting zoo :lol), but one of the little bastards got ballsy and came at me when I was putting the food down; one right hook later, and one of the most bizarre sounds and stumbles I've ever seen or heard from an animal, and I was left asking myself: "WTF!?! That just happened?"

Do you feed them like this? :wow :lol

http://www.snotr.com/video/2772

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes they are very forward out there. A couple of them once joined our campsite at Pedernales Falls and would not take the hint to "shoo". But I guess we were boring enough that they found a better place to hang after the first day.

But I asked about the petting zoo because a couple of years ago I had to punch a deer once who kept sticking his head under my blouse and trying to eat it from the inside :lol

"eat it"?

[Blackjack]

Yes they are very forward out there. A couple of them once joined our campsite at Pedernales Falls and would not take the hint to "shoo". But I guess we were boring enough that they found a better place to hang after the first day.

But I asked about the petting zoo because a couple of years ago I had to punch a deer once who kept sticking his head under my blouse and trying to eat it from the inside :lol

Under the blouse? I've heard some creative (some might choose the word "sick" but who am I to judge ;)) stories involving peanut butter and pets, so what did you find that works for deer; corns not much of an adhesive. :hat

Seriously though, it was the damnedest thing. I usually just toss some corn out in the mornin' or whenever they're out and about and they do the same thing every time: scatter when I approach and immediately come back when the foods down and go to town. But when I went over to put the second cup of food down this newer dear charged me like I stole his women (these deer look so much alike, how's he gonna hold that against me? But I digress . . .). Naturally I did what any person would do, I defended myself -- apparently deer have temples too and when you connect with a quality right hook, they lose their equilibrium just like people. I'm not sure how you constitute a knockdown with deer to determine a 10-8 round ... his knee/elbow/joint(s) definitely touched the ground, though, and he was visibly and audibly shook.

I'd say Blackjack walked away with a TKO. :hat


Do you feed them like this? :wow :lol

http://www.snotr.com/video/2772

No, but if I start drinking early enough ... I'm thinking breakfast for 20. :tu

[mrsmaalox]

"eat it"?

Yes, once he got his head under my blouse he chewed on it, from the inside. Crazy.


Under the blouse? I've heard some creative (some might choose the word "sick" but who am I to judge ;)) stories involving peanut butter and pets, so what did you find that works for deer; corns not much of an adhesive. :hat

Oh no, peanut butter?? I don't even want to imagine what that is all about!

But my adventure did not require additional bait or adhesives; the natural sweetness I exude was all it took ;)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes, once he got his head under my blouse he chewed on it, from the inside. Crazy.
define "it". Please
define "it". Please



Oh no, peanut butter?? I don't even want to imagine what that is all about!

But my adventure did not require additional bait or adhesives; the natural sweetness I exude was all it took ;)
errrrr........

[mrsmaalox]

define "it". Please
define "it". Please

It=the blouse.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It=the blouse.

Got ya. :tu

[Blackjack]

Oh no, peanut butter?? I don't even want to imagine what that is all about!

But my adventure did not require additional bait or adhesives; the natural sweetness I exude was all it took ;)

Noted. :tu

And the peanut butter wasn't anything I've tried ... well, technically speaking, with a ... [you better leave this one alone, Blackjack. This could tarnish your image more than what you did with that animal on the couch] well, what I was trying to say is that there are some sick people on this planet and it's good to know that a fine poster like yourself didn't and would never resort to such inappropriate and shameful behavior. [Nice save, 'Jack. Keep it moving and you should be fine. Reputation intact!]

Sunshine and lollipops, mrsmaalox. When you exude that, nothing else is required. ;)


Yes, once he got his head under my blouse he chewed on it, from the inside. Crazy.


define "it". Please

http://norhymeorreason.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/bill-clinton.jpg


It=the blouse.

http://reddogreport.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/bill_clinton.jpg

Thank ya, dear! Had me sweatin' . . .

[mrsmaalox]

... [you better leave this one alone, Blackjack. This could tarnish your image more than what you did with that animal on the couch] . . .

Aww, you shouldn't call your women "animals" :p:

[Blackjack]

I don ... I mean, you're right. I shouldn't call my "women" animals. [mrsmaalox just saved your sweet, virgin ass, Blackjack.]

Good call, mrsmaalox! :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.countryscribe.com/weblog/fawn.jpg

[Blackjack]

Hey, good lookin'. :eyebrows

[marini martini]

I can't believe you punched a deer!!!

[Blackjack]

It was self-defense. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

[marini martini]

Should I start a gardening thread, to help raise the bar????????

[Blackjack]

Does on your knees and hoe references constitute gardening?

[Blackjack]

I'm sure that'd raise a bar but I'm not sure about the bar. :D

[marini martini]

Does on your knees and hoe references constitute gardening?

That's a big 10 - 4 good buddy!!!:toast

[Blackjack]

:lol

[D. Nile]

Fak! Thou gaffe from the boozer I dae believe it's where I was. Had a tad of barney rubble with the yobs, bunch of gingers gettin on me arse which left kicked out of the pub. I got to thinking bout me life and asked myself: Why is it that me vomit taste better than ninety percent of the salmon canyon thou find?

Toodle pip!

[JudynTX]

Nothing else matters today.

[sonic21]

indeed

[JudynTX]

indeed

If there's an emergency, they better call 911. :wakeup

:lol

[sonic21]

it starts at 2 am in france, thanks god it's a holy day tomorrow. I won't be waiting the next evening to see it.