The completely random thought thread

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[desflood]

Gerard Butler. Damn that man for being so handsome.

[SpursStalker]

Gerard Butler. Damn that man for being so handsome.

http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/11112726.jpg

Couldn't resist such temptation ...

:D

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/11112726.jpg

Couldn't resist such temptation ...

:D

^^I just don't see it; I think he's just plain goofy looking :lol

[SpursStalker]

^^I just don't see it; I think he's just plain goofy looking :lol

:wow

Wanna borrow my glasses?

[JudynTX]

Gerard Butler. Damn that man for being so handsome.

I'll pass.

[sonic21]

is he the one dating jennifer aniston?

[JudynTX]

is he the one dating jennifer aniston?

Yea, but it won't last. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

is he the one dating jennifer aniston?

There has to be something wrong with her.

[JudynTX]

There has to be something wrong with her.

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

There has to be something wrong with her.

She must be a needy bitch.

[desflood]

There has to be something wrong with her.
Right? She's pretty, rich and doesn't seem dumb or evil, but eventually manages to drive away every man she dates.

[JudynTX]

She must be a needy bitch.

:lol Or she's a lousy lover.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wonder what it could be. She seems pretty level headed, but don't they all......

:wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

:lol Or she's a lousy lover.

I think she's the kind who feels "obligated" to give a bj!! :lol

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[JudynTX]

I wonder what it could be. She seems pretty level headed, but don't they all......

:wakeup

:lol


I think she's the kind who feels "obligated" to give a bj!! :lol

Maybe she doesn't give them at all. :wakeup


:sleep

Wake up!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mayer should've spilled the beans on her instead of goldilocks.

[SpursStalker]

Wake up!

:nope

[marini martini]

Maybe she doesn't give them at all. :wakeup

Bingo!!!:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Bingo!!!:toast

Boo. Give and take is my motto. Well, one of them.

[marini martini]

Boo. Give and take is my motto. Well, one of them.


............and that's what makes you so popular with the ladies, Doll Face!!!:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

............and that's what makes you so popular with the ladies, doll face!!!:toast

:)

[JudynTX]

Bingo!!!:toast

Or she's bisexual

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Or she's bisexual

I don't think that's the case. I really don't get that vibe from her. I can tell that fort Knox has nothing on the walls she puts up.

[JudynTX]

I don't think that's the case. I really don't get that vibe from her. I can tell that fort Knox has nothing on the walls she puts up.

:lol :lol Well there's something wrong with her.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol :lol Well there's something wrong with her.

Yep. She'll probably never marry.

[JudynTX]

Rent-A-Friend :lol

[SpursStalker]

You have sucked the lollipop!

[JudynTX]

Sigh!

[SpursStalker]

I'm bored ...

:sleep

[JudynTX]

WTF???????

http://www.woai.com/content/blogs/headlines/story/REACT-Extra-small-condoms-for-kids-go-on-sale-in/-APyp2dRfUGU_HvlK1CLWg.cspx?rss=68

[desflood]

HAH! Like any boy is going to be caught dead buying "extra small" condoms.

[SpursStalker]

WTF???????

http://www.woai.com/content/blogs/headlines/story/REACT-Extra-small-condoms-for-kids-go-on-sale-in/-APyp2dRfUGU_HvlK1CLWg.cspx?rss=68

:lol

That's rich!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

WTF???????

http://www.woai.com/content/blogs/headlines/story/REACT-Extra-small-condoms-for-kids-go-on-sale-in/-APyp2dRfUGU_HvlK1CLWg.cspx?rss=68

Please keep to random thoughts. Thank you

[mrsmaalox]

Please keep to random thoughts. Thank you

I'm randomly thinking that Viva is being a bit sensitive about the marketing of an extra small condom. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm randomly thinking that Viva is being a bit sensitive about the marketing of an extra small condom. :D

Wow. You're thinking. :toast

[JudynTX]

Please keep to random thoughts. Thank you

:lol Hey, it was a Public Service Announcement.

[SpursStalker]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day

[JudynTX]

:bang Today is one of those days.

[Dex]

Through inflation, the Dollar Menu will become obsolete one day. :wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Through inflation, the Dollar Menu will become obsolete one day. :wow

Silly. Inflation is never going to happen. Wink. Wink.

[SpursStalker]

Can we pretend it's Friday already ...

:sleep

[angel_luv]

Can we pretend it's Friday already ...

:sleep

I will support this!

[The Gemini Method]

What does it mean if a girl say she likes you but wants to take it slow lol...normally, I have a girl sprung in a matter of days. Maybe I'm losing my magic...

[angel_luv]

What does it mean if a girl say she likes you but wants to take it slow

It could mean that she is a keeper. :)

[Fpoonsie]

What does it mean if a girl say she likes you but wants to take it slow lol...normally, I have a girl sprung in a matter of days. Maybe I'm losing my magic...

Could mean that she's gonna take some time weighing her options between 2 (or 12) guys, but who knows?

Either that, or she's on her period.

[JudynTX]

What does it mean if a girl say she likes you but wants to take it slow lol...normally, I have a girl sprung in a matter of days. Maybe I'm losing my magic...

What she's really trying to say is that you'll just be friends.

[sonic21]

...or she's gay and hasn't come out yet.

[angel_luv]

Gemini- How long have you and she been dating?

[The Gemini Method]

It could mean that she is a keeper. :)


Could mean that she's gonna take some time weighing her options between 2 (or 12) guys, but who knows?

Either that, or she's on her period.


What she's really trying to say is that you'll just be friends.

All things I have weighed mightily over the past week or so...

If she's a keeper, then I guess I could see how it plays out.

She has said repeatedly that she doesn't have other prospects, but who knows? I sure don't.

I have given consideration that she just wants to be friends, but she pretty much attacks me every time we hang out. It's just the buyer's remorse she has afterwards that has me wondering.

Perhaps her thinking i'm some sort of player is keeping her from being certain of which path she wants to take. Either way, I appreciate the advice from y'all.

[JudynTX]

All things I have weighed mightily over the past week or so...

If she's a keeper, then I guess I could see how it plays out.

She has said repeatedly that she doesn't have other prospects, but who knows? I sure don't.

I have given consideration that she just wants to be friends, but she pretty much attacks me every time we hang out. It's just the buyer's remorse she has afterwards that has me wondering.

Perhaps her thinking i'm some sort of player is keeping her from being certain of which path she wants to take. Either way, I appreciate the advice from y'all.

Friends w/benefits :tu

[The Gemini Method]

Gemini- How long have you and she been dating?

We have known each other for a couple years now and normally, I don't usually date girls that are my friends because of past experiences. Well, one day out of the blue she told me that she has liked me for the longest time and I, at first, was shocked that she confided that into me because I didn't think she had any interest besides being friendly. Well, we've been out on 3 dates now so about 2 weeks later and I'm being mystified by the signals I'm receiving.

[The Gemini Method]

...or she's gay and hasn't come out yet.

Could be. Though I'd gladly take stock in that aspect, Sonic. It's been a while since I've had that much fun lol.

[The Gemini Method]

Friends w/benefits :tu

I have also thought about this scenario as well. I don't really want this to happen between us because we have a common network of friends that may be damaged if things get ugly lol...but then again, that could happen if we were to get serious.

[angel_luv]

We have known each other for a couple years now and normally, I don't usually date girls that are my friends because of past experiences. Well, one day out of the blue she told me that she has liked me for the longest time and I, at first, was shocked that she confided that into me because I didn't think she had any interest besides being friendly. Well, we've been out on 3 dates now so about 2 weeks later and I'm being mystified by the signals I'm receiving.

Well coming from someone who did not kiss Bo until we had been dating for six weeks ( and by dating I mean we were spending extensive time together daily.)...

If this is a nice girl, she may be giving you mixed signals because she is still trying to process all the feelings she has for you.

Like you said, it is a major transition to move from being friends only to a romantic couple.

Not knowing the girl, it is hard to know whether she is being a tease ( since some girls are) or if she is really interested in you and these are natural new relationship jitters she is having.

Bo has always helped our relationship a great deal by being so patient and understanding with me.

I wish you all the best. :)

[angel_luv]

If the situation were Bo and me and if Bo were confused by me, I would want him to ask me about it.

[Fpoonsie]

If the situation were Bo and me and if Bo were confused by me, I would want him to ask me about it.

Caaaaaareful, though. I know this isn't your first rodeo, Gem, but the "what are we doing?" talk doesn't always yield positive results.

[gatoloco]

if a chick is giving you mixed signals its because she either doesn't know what she wants or knows damn well what she wants and just wants to play games.

either way, it's a safe bet to pull back. that will just make her want you more if she is interested, in which case, you'll be in the drivers seat to call the shots as you please.

and if she isn't interested, then you're better off anyway.

[angel_luv]

Caaaaaareful, though. I know this isn't your first rodeo, Gem, but the "what are we doing?" talk doesn't always yield positive results.

True. The timing and tone of questions is important.

But I have found that making assumptions- I.E. trying to guess what someone else means/ thinks/ feels- has gotten me into more trouble than anything else when it comes to relationships.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Options should only be limited to vehicles, trips, DVDs, blurays, video games, etc. Don't become an option Gemini.

[The Gemini Method]

Well coming from someone who did not kiss Bo until we had been dating for six weeks ( and by dating I mean we were spending extensive time together daily.)...

If this is a nice girl, she may be giving you mixed signals because she is still trying to process all the feelings she has for you.

Like you said, it is a major transition to move from being friends only to a romantic couple.

Not knowing the girl, it is hard to know whether she is being a tease ( since some girls are) or if she is really interested in you and these are natural new relationship jitters she is having.

Bo has always helped our relationship a great deal by being so patient and understanding with me.

I wish you all the best. :)

You and Bo seem to have a storybook relationship! I'm glad that you've found your man and subsequent happiness! That is so hard to find in the modern era!

Yeah, her and I have already kissed, but that's partially due to the fact we've known each other for a while now. I, at first, was the one more cautious than her and I've known her to be a sweetheart and not one to be overtly flirty. That doesn't mean she isn't a flirt, but from what I've seen and known--she's been real stand-up(ish) in how she conducts herself (which...is why I'm taking a chance on her...)

I'm just going to continue to just chill and let things progress in a way that will alow me to see clearly what she wants. If it doesn't work out; well, that'll be too bad and we'll see if we can remain cordial. If it works out; then I would be happy to take it to the next level.

[angel_luv]

I wish all the best for you both! :)

[The Gemini Method]

Caaaaaareful, though. I know this isn't your first rodeo, Gem, but the "what are we doing?" talk doesn't always yield positive results.


if a chick is giving you mixed signals its because she either doesn't know what she wants or knows damn well what she wants and just wants to play games.

either way, it's a safe bet to pull back. that will just make her want you more if she is interested, in which case, you'll be in the drivers seat to call the shots as you please.

and if she isn't interested, then you're better off anyway.


Options should only be limited to vehicles, trips, DVDs, blurays, video games, etc. Don't become an option Gemini.

Yes, this isn't my first rodeo...but it is my first venture into changing a platonic relationship into something possibly more, so I appreciate the advice. I am never an option and I'll keep it that way, so if she at all plays me like that--I'll be gone with the quickness. I have no time for games which is why I'm just curious as to what'll go on. But, I am patient and will just sit back and see what unfolds. Thanks for the advice peeps...

[mrsmaalox]

You'll never know unless you ask. It's a yes or no decision she has to make "to tell you what she's thinking or not". If you wait for her to "feel" it you may be waiting for a long time.

[The Gemini Method]

You'll never know unless you ask. It's a yes or no decision she has to make "to tell you what she's thinking or not". If you wait for her to "feel" it you may be waiting for a long time.

I'm quite aware of that, Maalox, but yeah...I know if I don't at least be semi-assertive w/o the overt aggressiveness, it will be a long time. I'll be sure to have an eye on the clock with this one.

[SpursStalker]

*burp*

[mrsmaalox]

I'm quite aware of that, Maalox, but yeah...I know if I don't at least be semi-assertive w/o the overt aggressiveness, it will be a long time. I'll be sure to have an eye on the clock with this one.

Especially if her problem is commitment phobia. It would be terribly unfair of her not to lay it on the line. But generally I'm not in favor of starting relationships with platonic friends--when there are mutual friends involved. That's too much pressure for a new relationship. Good luck :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Oh yummm. Sloppy Joe's for dinner sounds pretty darn good :tu

[SpursStalker]

MMMMmmmmmmm Nachos ....

:D

[angel_luv]

I think my in-laws are coming over tonight for a visit.
They have had an open invite for some time and can finally take us up on it.

My mother-in-law has given us a lot of decorations- many of which I was able to incoporate into our apartment. I hope she likes what I have done with the place.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Pineapple limeade chiller from Sonic. :drool: :tu

[JudynTX]

MMMMmmmmmmm Nachos ....

:D

From where? :D

[mrsmaalox]

Pineapple limeade chiller from Sonic. :drool: :tu

What's a chiller? A smoothie type thing?

[SpursStalker]

From where? :D

Believe it or not the cafeteria ...

:wow

[JudynTX]

Believe it or not the cafeteria ...

:wow

w/Chili?

[SpursStalker]

w/Chili?

And queso

And japs ...

:hungry:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What's a chiller? A smoothie type thing?

It's their limeade blended with vanilla soft serve. Good stuff.

[JudynTX]

And queso

And japs ...

:hungry:

I'll have to try them. :D


It's their limeade blended with vanilla soft serve. Good stuff.

Oooooh, I want one with Orange though so it's like a Dreamsicle. :drool:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

w/Chili?

Nachos with chili?! :nope
that's frito pie.

[SpursStalker]

Nachos with chili?! :nope
that's frito pie.

Nachos are with tortilla chips
Frito pie is the fritos ...

See the difference.

[mrsmaalox]

It's their limeade blended with vanilla soft serve. Good stuff.

That's what I thought. Sounds pretty gross :vomit:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's what I thought. Sounds pretty gross :vomit:

Now now Sally. It's better than sloppy joes. :wakeup

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nachos are with tortilla chips
Frito pie is the fritos ...

See the difference.

well there's really no difference between the two. One is just thicker and saltier. Errr

what you ate is something I'd call honky nachos. I can picture it being a smash at dairy queen :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oooooh, I want one with Orange though so it's like a Dreamsicle. :drool:

Oooo. That sounds good.

[SpursStalker]

well there's really no difference between the two. One is just thicker and saltier. Errr

what you ate is something I'd call honky nachos. I can picture it being a smash at dairy queen :tu

Honky nachos?

:rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

Now now Sally. It's better than sloppy joes. :wakeup

No. I wouldn't mix a cherry Icee with a vanilla shake either---I'd just get a cherry shake. And sloppy joe's are a great comfort food, while that chiller thing would make me very uncomfortable. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

well there's really no difference between the two. One is just thicker and saltier. Errr

what you ate is something I'd call honky nachos. I can picture it being a smash at dairy queen :tu

Ewwww. That's hard to swallow.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No. I wouldn't mix a cherry Icee with a vanilla shake either---I'd just get a cherry shake. And sloppy joe's are a great comfort food, while that chiller thing would make me very uncomfortable. :lolDidnt mention anything about shakes. Soft serve only. That icee with a shake sounds good but I don't think the consistencies will blend well. Might as well use a cherry drink. Also, exactly how would eating a sweet treat make you uncomfortable? That sounds very.......uh :dramaquee

[mrsmaalox]

Didnt mention anything about shakes. Soft serve only. That icee with a shake sounds good but I don't think the consistencies will blend well. Might as well use a cherry drink. Also, exactly how would eating a sweet treat make you uncomfortable? That sounds very.......uh :dramaquee

Is it served with a straw? Then the shake comparison stands.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is it served with a straw? Then the shake comparison stands.

A straw and spoon. Straw sucked. Used spoon.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh man. I'm wearing one of those gauzy, made in India blouses with the tiny little beads all over; every time I move I hear little beads hitting the floor but I can't find the loose thread. It's making me batty :bang

[z0sa]

I'm drunk at 4.30PM.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh man. I'm wearing one of those gauzy, made in India blouses with the tiny little beads all over; every time I move I hear little beads hitting the floor but I can't find the loose thread. It's making me batty :bang

So I guess it'll be crunchy sloppy joes. :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm drunk at 4.30PM.

Aim high

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Plus how popular are cherry shakes? Geez

[JudynTX]

Oooo. That sounds good.

It is. :D If I don't get that, I get the Lemon-Berry Slush, I love the pieces of strawberry in it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It is. :D If I don't get that, I get the Lemon-Berry Slush, I love the pieces of strawberry in it.

Now those do rock.

[SpursStalker]

YAY ....

It's honky Friday.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

YAY ....

It's honky Friday.

Who poured chili on it?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just witnessed a female co-"work"er go into the head with an apple and cup of coffee.

Remind me to never accept fruit from her.

[marini martini]

I thought only military people referred to the bathroom as a "head"!

Viva, must have big plans for the week-end!!!:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I thought only military people referred to the bathroom as a "head"!

Viva, must have big plans for the week-end!!!:toast

I have many names for it. Crapper. Pisser. John. The situation room. Throne room. You name it.

[SpursStalker]

Who poured chili on it?

Apparently us honkys did

:rolleyes

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Apparently us honkys did

:rolleyes

Apparently so.
.............When in Rome

[JoeChalupa]

I have a craving for some ritz crackers.

[Kori Ellis]

lkj;s3e a , G D KLL;KL'KLKLWJ 3W44S356+1 KLV M M, ,L .'/L;M .V

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Exactly

[sonic21]

indeed

[marini martini]

I feel the same way

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Indubitably

[marini martini]

unquestionable

[Dex]

Elementary...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

When in Rome.

[Mixability]

speaking of cheese, Kraft singles should only be used in sandwiches.

Quesadillas, bean and cheese, grilled cheese all deserve the real stuff.

[RandomGuy]

KJzWGkgFcTU

Interesting song by the Squirrel Nut Zippers. The intro is a bit long, so you might want to skip to about the minute mark first time through.

The cartoon is an orginal modern one done specifically for the song, even though it was done in an "old school" style.

(FYI: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Foster I had to look it up too)

Here is another interesting one from the same band, but with an awesome female lead vocalist who really has an old school swing retro kinda voice that needs to be heard to be believed.

VdAt4qWvz_8

[RandomGuy]

speaking of cheese, Kraft singles should only be used in sandwiches.

Quesadillas, bean and cheese, grilled cheese all deserve the real stuff.

I actually had a quesadilla with kraft cheese served to me in a "mexican" restaurant in Wyoming. :rolleyes

[Mixability]

I actually had a quesadilla with kraft cheese served to me in a "mexican" restaurant in Wyoming. :rolleyes

nasty! keeping it authentic huh? haha

[RandomGuy]

More random things, like bandito lobsters:

lu9A0LlLyvo

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

I actually had a quesadilla with kraft cheese served to me in a "mexican" restaurant in Wyoming. :rolleyes
thats damn nasty :nope

[mookie2001]

wow

put a lid on its tha track, been one of my faves for about 10 years

classic

[CuckingFunt]

I love Squirrel Nut Zippers. Hell (http://www.veoh.com/collection/s245014/watch/e100216hMsMTqQb) is still one of my favorites.

[RandomGuy]

I love Squirrel Nut Zippers. Hell (http://www.veoh.com/collection/s245014/watch/e100216hMsMTqQb) is still one of my favorites.

The bit they did on Letterman was a lot of fun. Schaeffer got into it, and the band really hammed it up.

yZfIn5ji04I

[balli]

Anybody with a desk job and 30 extra bucks to spend needs to order up some of these:

http://www.livbit.com/article/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bbe8_bucky_balls_shapes_2.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/ZoomDoogle-BuckyBalls-Buckyballs-by/dp/B002BG8MYW/ref=sr_1_1/187-6411558-2782368?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1268860405&sr=1-1

[JudynTX]

lkj;s3e a , G D KLL;KL'KLKLWJ 3W44S356+1 KLV M M, ,L .'/L;M .V

Is the baby typing already?:lol

[Kori Ellis]

Is the baby typing already?:lol

Yes. I let her type in this thread and the Quattro because she gets demanding about wanting to type :lol

[oh crap]

fuck this day.

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://i41.tinypic.com/t02nu1.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wow. I don't think that'll fair to well in here, but.....

[Dex]

I used to drink Dimetapp as a kid.

[desflood]

Yes. I let her type in this thread and the Quattro because she gets demanding about wanting to type :lol
I feel like I've missed something here...

[JudynTX]

Yes. I let her type in this thread and the Quattro because she gets demanding about wanting to type :lol

Does she have her own laptop yet? :lol

[IronMaxipad]

2dHDtET5Hp4

:lmao

[JoeChalupa]

Today doesn't feel like Thursday to me.

[Dex]

Today doesn't feel like Thursday to me.

It's probably that eighth of a second we lost during the Chile earthquake.

[JoeChalupa]

:lol

[SpursStalker]

Ahhhhh what a nice week off ...

:D

[sonic21]

i went back to work today after 4 months off. I missed my job.

[angel_luv]

i went back to work today after 4 months off. I missed my job.

I only have five days of work left at my job.

It will be strange to no longer be working here. I have been an employee here since 2005.

[Mixability]

Taco Haven Carne Guisada tacos are the best.

[angel_luv]

Taco Haven Carne Guisada tacos are the best.

Prove it! Buy me some tacos so I can taste and see for myself. :)

[mrsmaalox]

Whew, what a busy Spring Break! I'm so tired I'll need a few days off to recover :spin

[mrsmaalox]

16 yrs ago today, the most amazing, incredible person I have ever known was born. :) And now he wants me to take him to get his driver's license :bang

[sonic21]

family expenses are about to increase.

[angel_luv]

16 yrs ago today, the most amazing, incredible person I have ever known was born. :) And now he wants me to take him to get his driver's license :bang

Happy Birthday to your son. :)

[angel_luv]

family expenses are about to increase.

aww congrats! :baby

[desflood]

My hubby read an article about the dangers of heating food with microwaves and wants to throw ours away. I refused and he challenged me to a debate (Wednesday, since he has a dinner to attend tonight) for the childrens' benefit so we could let them decide. :rollin This actually works to my favor, so I accepted his challenge. It's pretty simple; he gives the kids (all under the age of 10) a scientific lecture on radiolytic compounds and deformed molecules and then I tell them that when they're hungry I will no longer be able to make their chicken in 3 minutes in the microwave, it will take 20 in the oven instead. I will also inform them that since their father wants to go "natural" with their food they will no longer be allowed ketchup or bbq sauce with their chicken.

It's nice to have won something before even competing.

[Dex]

Seventy-six bottles of beer on the wall, seventy-six bottles of beeer....

[sonic21]

aww congrats! :baby

:lol i was talking about mrsmaalox's post.

I do have a 7 weeks old baby girl though, family depenses have already increased.

[angel_luv]

:lol i was talking about mrsmaalox's post.

I do have a 7 weeks old baby girl though, family depenses have already increased.

:lol Well I misunderstood but was still right.

A new daughter- you are blessed!

My parents first fight over me was about what age they would allow me to start driving. I think I was 3 months old at the time of that fight. :lol

[DMX7]

I want this thread to reach 1,000,0000 pages, bahahahahahha.

[sonic21]

:lol Well I misunderstood but was still right.

A new daughter- you are blessed!

My parents first fight over me was about what age they would allow me to start driving. I think I was 3 months old at the time of that fight. :lol

:lol 3 months old.

My father always let me park the car in the garage since i was 12. He's not a good driver and he doesn't like to drive so he was waiting for me to start driving. I didn't have to ask.

[angel_luv]

My hubby read an article about the dangers of heating food with microwaves and wants to throw ours away. I refused and he challenged me to a debate (Wednesday, since he has a dinner to attend tonight) for the childrens' benefit so we could let them decide. :rollin This actually works to my favor, so I accepted his challenge. It's pretty simple; he gives the kids (all under the age of 10) a scientific lecture on radiolytic compounds and deformed molecules and then I tell them that when they're hungry I will no longer be able to make their chicken in 3 minutes in the microwave, it will take 20 in the oven instead. I will also inform them that since their father wants to go "natural" with their food they will no longer be allowed ketchup or bbq sauce with their chicken.

It's nice to have won something before even competing.


Bo would not have gotten a microwave in our place had I not really wanted one. He too was concerned about health risks, which is strange because we both came from homes with microwaves and are both perfectly healthy.

I would not want to be without a microwave.

[angel_luv]

:lol 3 months old.

My father always let me park the car in the garage since i was 12. He's not a good driver and he doesn't like to drive so he was waiting for me to start driving. I didn't have to ask.

My mom made me get my driver's license. I was more than happy to let her give me rides. I was a boring teen and so other than church, which we both went to, the only place I asked for regular rides to was the library. :nerd

[RandomGuy]

My hubby read an article about the dangers of heating food with microwaves and wants to throw ours away. I refused and he challenged me to a debate (Wednesday, since he has a dinner to attend tonight) for the childrens' benefit so we could let them decide. :rollin This actually works to my favor, so I accepted his challenge. It's pretty simple; he gives the kids (all under the age of 10) a scientific lecture on radiolytic compounds and deformed molecules and then I tell them that when they're hungry I will no longer be able to make their chicken in 3 minutes in the microwave, it will take 20 in the oven instead. I will also inform them that since their father wants to go "natural" with their food they will no longer be allowed ketchup or bbq sauce with their chicken.

It's nice to have won something before even competing.

"radiolytic compound"

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/bs.jpg

My brother's mother-in-law won't let his family have a microwave for the same reason.

This didn't pass the "smell test" and astonishingly, when looking into this I found no scientific papers supporting any of this.

It is essentially pseudo-science, much like "magic healing crystals" and "healing infused water".

These claims get to troll around on the internet unhindered by anything as troubling as scientific proof.


Probably the most flagrant error ... is that microwaved food or water contains what they call "radiolytic compounds" — new chemicals created by the tearing apart of molecules in a microwave. These new chemicals are said to be dangerous, cancerous, radioactive, unnatural, or otherwise harmful. This is a demonstrably false claim.

Radiolysis, which is a real process and which [some believe] creates these radiolytic compounds, is the process by which molecules are dissociated under ionizing radiation. Water can be dissociated under ionizing alpha particle bombardment, which is a natural process.

Microwave radiation, as mentioned earlier, is not ionizing radiation. It is thus scientifically incapable of causing radiolysis. The differences between microwave radiation and alpha radiation are huge. With the claim that microwaves cause dissociation of water molecules, the [people who spread this claim are] either deliberately lying, or they are grossly ignorant of the very subject on which they claim superior expertise.

http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4080

A microwave oven is, to my understanding, essentially a giant light bulb.

Some types of light you can see, some you can't.

Easy Bake ovens and toaster ovens use low-frequency light in the infrared spectrum, being essentially heat lamps.

Just as glass can be opaque to certain light, or transluscent, or completely transparent, so is everything else to various frequencies of light.

The frequencies involved here just tend to be absorbed by water (and similar molecules) due to its chemical properties.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/EM-spectrum.png

You will notice that microwaves are a bit farther down the EM spectrum than infrared (heating lamps).

Do the mildest bit of digging and this bit of quackery is rather easy to debunk.

Now if I can just convince my brother's wife and her mother....

[RandomGuy]

London Symphony Orchestra does Led Zeppelin.

Words cannot express the awesome.
vCQDkrFJiCQ

[mrsmaalox]

^^^ Nice :)

[RandomGuy]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129030747781925843.jpg

Random funny picture of the day.

[balli]

The best Chili Peppers song is Sir Psycho Sexy- so damn awesome

zFxpdFt3JAs

:tu on that Zeppelin shit RG.

[Strike]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u237/buckman_03/Misc/Posters/Poster-TheySeeMeRollin.jpg

[JudynTX]

Is anyone going to the Iron Maiden concert here in June?

[RandomGuy]

Is anyone going to the Iron Maiden concert here in June?

I may dust off my walker... :lol

[JudynTX]

I may dust off my walker... :lol

:lol I wanted to go, oh well.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u237/buckman_03/Misc/Posters/Poster-TheySeeMeRollin.jpg
rolls are definitely present. i can only imagine the stench of that seat.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm bar raisin' :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Lavazza rules!!!

[Stringer_Bell]

rolls are definitely present. i can only imagine the stench of that seat.

Why the hell would you want to imagine that?

This brings up something I've always wonder about tho. Does the FUPA (fat upper pussy area) have any effect on the actual size of the vagina opening? Is it proportional or is the FUPA just for show?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why the hell would you want to imagine that?I keep many, many thoughts to myself.


This brings up something I've always wonder about tho. Does the FUPA (fat upper pussy area) have any effect on the actual size of the vagina opening? Is it proportional or is the FUPA just for show?
a buddy of mine calls it the cat-guard. :lmao:rollin:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

..........and boy is it exhausting.

[The Gemini Method]

lulz @ FUPA...

[mrsmaalox]

FUPA?? Cat-guard?? :lmao :lmao

Okay, knuckle-draggers, listen up: That area is the mons pubis. It is adipose tissue in place to protect the pubic bone during intercourse. The actual size of it is directly related to estrogen level and percentage of body fat. Towards the bottom it divides to form the labia majora (probably what you know as mud flaps), but it bears no relation to the size of the vaginal opening.

:toast

[The Gemini Method]

Drop the knowledge, Mrsmaalox...I feel bad for laughing at the acronym FUPA...

[Mixability]

it will always be FUPA

[mrsmaalox]

FUPA is great---I think even the nuns who taught us anatomy in nursing school would have lol'd :lol

[Stringer_Bell]

FUPA?? Cat-guard?? :lmao :lmao

Okay, knuckle-draggers, listen up: That area is the mons pubis. It is adipose tissue in place to protect the pubic bone during intercourse. The actual size of it is directly related to estrogen level and percentage of body fat. Towards the bottom it divides to form the labia majora (probably what you know as mud flaps), but it bears no relation to the size of the vaginal opening.

:toast

Cool, that's exactly what I wanted to know! However, mud flaps is such an undignified name, kind of like gunt.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

..............or

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0712/moose-knuckle-fat-camel-toe-demotivational-poster-1196832356.jpg

[JoeChalupa]

The kids want me to make my world famous cheese enchiladas tonight.

[PakiDan]

The kids want me to make my world famous cheese enchiladas tonight.

Joe... I want some!!!!!

[Frenzy]

The kids want me to make my world famous cheese enchiladas tonight.



cheese tortillas stuffed with cheese?

[DMX7]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u237/buckman_03/Misc/Posters/Poster-TheySeeMeRollin.jpg

Tea Party!!!

[JudynTX]

I drank way too much last night.

[mrsmaalox]

The jello shots? ;)

[JudynTX]

The jello shots? ;)

Yes and lots of vodka. :D

[JudynTX]

Someone needs to clean out their PM box. :)

[desflood]

Would it be considered child abuse to lock my kids in a closet if I sedated them with Nyquil first so that they were unaware of their imprisonment? The Magic 8 Ball says yes, but I want a second opinion.

[mrsmaalox]

Someone needs to clean out their PM box. :)

He's taking care of it now :lol

[JudynTX]

He's taking care of it now :lol

;)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Box cleaning is my specialty. :D

[JudynTX]

Box cleaning is my specialty. :D

Did you use Windex? :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did you use Windex? :D
nope. All natural. :D

[marini martini]

Would it be considered child abuse to lock my kids in a closet if I sedated them with Nyquil first so that they were unaware of their imprisonment? The Magic 8 Ball says yes, but I want a second opinion.

:lmao


I always use a little bit of vicodin, in their cherry coke.

The Magic 8 Ball is usually pretty accurate.:toast

[JoeChalupa]

I'm still on a Ritz craze.

[montgod]

Would it be considered child abuse to lock my kids in a closet if I sedated them with Nyquil first so that they were unaware of their imprisonment? The Magic 8 Ball says yes, but I want a second opinion.

Why the need to imprison them if they are sedated? Unless you have a soundproof closet, you will still have to hear them bicker and fight when they wake up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If you can't beat 'em. Join 'em. :tu

[mrsmaalox]

Sneeze, snot, sneeze, snot, sneeze, snot. 'Tis a vicious cycle.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Indeed

[JudynTX]

Chicken gorditas

[mrsmaalox]

Needing some ice cream baaaad....

[Sisk]

escalators are diagonal elevators

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't feel like beating them or joining them.....

Oh well.

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[sonic21]

mmm cookies...

[JudynTX]

So who's camping out @ Brackenridge Park this weekend? :lol

[Mixability]

So who's camping out @ Brackenridge Park this weekend? :lol

:td

[JudynTX]

:td

I take that as a no. :lol

[Mixability]

I take that as a no. :lol

No, I'll be there, because nothing celebrates the Ressurection more than getting shitfaced and not watching your kids while they throw cascarones at passing cars.

[MiamiHeat]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6149/monitoring.jpg

[JudynTX]

No, I'll be there, because nothing celebrates the Ressurection more than getting shitfaced and not watching your kids while they throw cascarones at passing cars.

:lol Don't forget your rain gear, it's gonna rain on your ass.

[Mixability]

:lol Don't forget your rain gear, it's gonna rain on your ass.

So my back won't be the only thing wet?

[mrsmaalox]

:flag: Yay! On my way to the game!! :flag:

[I. Hustle]

My daughter was born today. Just sayin'

[SpursStalker]

My daughter was born today. Just sayin'

Congratulations ...

Just sayin

:D

[ATRAIN]

Congratulations ...

Just sayin

:D

Shut the fuck up

Just sayin

[mrsmaalox]

My daughter was born today. Just sayin'

Well I was just gonna say "And why am I the last to know?" but then I saw the date. Hope everyone is doing fine ;)

[JudynTX]

I learn something new everyday. ;)

[desflood]

Congrats Hustle! Pics or GTFO.

[SpursStalker]

Shut the fuck up

Just sayin

When did you turn into such a dick?

:rolleyes

[oh crap]

fried chicken kicks ass on so many levels. it's the tits.

[JudynTX]

Poteet Strawberry Festival!!! :toast

[SpursStalker]

:downspin:

[ATRAIN]

When did you turn into such a dick?

:rolleyes

Fuck off

[SpursStalker]

This message is hidden because ATRAIN is on your ignore list.

So I guess that means YOU can fuck off, prick!

[CuckingFunt]

How would you be able to respond directly to what ATRAIN posted if you have him on ignore?

[SpursStalker]

How would you be able to respond directly to what ATRAIN posted if you have him on ignore?

It's called view post

[ATRAIN]

How would you be able to respond directly to what ATRAIN posted if you have him on ignore?


It's called view post


So I guess im really not on ignore :lmao

what a stupid twat

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[Mixability]

Poteet Strawberry Festival!!! :toast

eh.


Wasn't there a story in the paper that said the strawberries at the festival aren't even grown in Poteet. Shipped in from California and/or Mexico? :td

[JudynTX]

eh.


Wasn't there a story in the paper that said the strawberries at the festival aren't even grown in Poteet. Shipped in from California and/or Mexico? :td

No, they had a few real farmers out there selling their berries.

I usually don't go for the strawberries, but yes, there were folks selling strawberries from Cali and Mexico. :lol

[SpursStalker]

:toast

[SpursStalker]

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<<<< Thread killa!!!

:D

[ATRAIN]

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<<<< Thread killa!!!

:D

Yes you are so maybe you should stop posting for good

[Mixability]

What the F is a Tortada?

[SpursStalker]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/confetti.gif

[mrsmaalox]

What the F is a Tortada?

Who cares?? Those Taco Bell commercials are the thing I can't stand about watching a basketball game on TV. They are finally easing up on that "inside deal" one with the cashier named Denise, but now it's the tortada!

[sonic21]

Fuck the icelandic volcano

:pctoss

[SpursStalker]

The banner on the home page is off the hook ...

:flag:

[SpursStalker]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/headerpic_Dining_SundayBrunch.jpg

[JudynTX]

:cheer I'll be at Game 4. :D

[SpursStalker]

:cheer I'll be at Game 4. :D

Really now?

[JudynTX]

Really now?

A gift from the boss. :D

[oh crap]

at a stop light the car next to me was blasting some old school latin hip hop and jamming out, i lol'd

[JudynTX]

What's for dinner?

[JudynTX]

:lmao Drunk ass!

0Au_8GMUxVs

[The Reckoning]

^ i didnt know 4cc was there


Ti3UL_mVHHI

[oh crap]

the guy was obviously wasted, why did those chicks have to be such cunts?

[JudynTX]

the guy was obviously wasted, why did those chicks have to be such cunts?

:lol How were they being cunts?

[Mixability]

those look like some good times right there!

[CuckingFunt]

Way drunk + backpack + flip flops = recipe for disaster.

Flip flops are probably even worse drunk shoes than high heels.

[Mixability]

Way drunk + backpack + flip flops = recipe for disaster.

Flip flops are probably even worse drunk shoes than high heels.

He had the left foot down, but that fucking right foot KILLED him.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm very happy my cat just had the drain and stitches from her neck removed, everything looks good :tu