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SpursStalker
01-15-2010, 09:04 AM
it's been snowing for 10 days. Never seen that before.

Where are you?

sonic21
01-15-2010, 09:10 AM
Paris

I. Hustle
01-15-2010, 09:11 AM
Paris Texas?!


























lol j/k

SpursStalker
01-15-2010, 09:22 AM
Paris

Oh ok

G.Q.
01-18-2010, 10:19 PM
I've been there.

mrsmaalox
01-19-2010, 10:42 AM
Finally! My new cleaning ladies come today. I've had enough of this work business, I need a mani/pedi :dramaquee.....:lol

I. Hustle
01-19-2010, 12:26 PM
http://i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/gif/mrtlol.gif

SpursStalker
01-19-2010, 12:48 PM
It's Tuesday ...

:D

SpursStalker
01-20-2010, 09:51 AM
It's Wednesday ...

:D

I. Hustle
01-20-2010, 09:53 AM
morning

sonic21
01-20-2010, 10:01 AM
afternoon

JudynTX
01-20-2010, 10:05 AM
tMwhl4IrPNc

The next William Hung!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

SpursStalker
01-20-2010, 10:15 AM
tMwhl4IrPNc

The next William Hung!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

:lol :rollin

JudynTX
01-20-2010, 10:17 AM
:lol :rollin

Why can't I stop singing that fucking song? :bang


:lol

SpursStalker
01-20-2010, 10:17 AM
Why can't I stop singing that fucking song? :bang

:lol

Cause yer pants are on the ground!!!

:lol :lol

JudynTX
01-20-2010, 10:19 AM
Cause yer pants are on the ground!!!

:lol :lol

I sing it when I see these assclowns wearing their pants on the ground. :rolleyes:lol

mrsmaalox
01-20-2010, 10:48 AM
I lost my cheese :(

1369
01-20-2010, 11:21 AM
If it is "evaporated milk" then why is it still liquid?

young_prosecutor
01-20-2010, 11:43 PM
just bought a Mazda 6, looking nice

SpursStalker
01-21-2010, 10:53 AM
just bought a Mazda 6, looking nice

I just bought a 2010 Ford Fusion

:D

I. Hustle
01-21-2010, 10:56 AM
I just bought a bottle of water.

ATRAIN
01-21-2010, 11:34 AM
I just bought a bottle of water.

shut up fag

dirk4mvp
01-21-2010, 11:36 AM
atrain you wanna fight?

ATRAIN
01-21-2010, 11:37 AM
atrain you wanna fight?

Ill kick your KKK ass

dirk4mvp
01-21-2010, 11:38 AM
meet me at starbucks.

ATRAIN
01-21-2010, 11:40 AM
meet me at starbucks.

lol are we going to fight after JT and 90210?

dirk4mvp
01-21-2010, 11:41 AM
yea there's a theme here. colts fan wins both of their fights.

ATRAIN
01-21-2010, 11:42 AM
yea there's a theme here. colts fan wins both of their fights.

Can we fight with Korn playing in the background?

dirk4mvp
01-21-2010, 11:43 AM
I'm still a teen and I'm angry, so sure.

ATRAIN
01-21-2010, 11:44 AM
I'm still a teen and I'm angry, so sure.

:lmao

I. Hustle
01-21-2010, 11:45 AM
shut up fags

JudynTX
01-21-2010, 01:33 PM
I'm pissed off. :ihit

http://www.themovieinsider.com/m6496/an-american-werewolf-in-london/

IronMexican
01-21-2010, 01:37 PM
yea there's a theme here. colts fan wins both of their fights.

I'll meet you at a WalMart in Arkansas. Gimme the time and date, and I'll be there.

JudynTX
01-26-2010, 02:16 PM
It's almost time for Girl Scout Cookies!!!!!!

mrsmaalox
01-26-2010, 02:22 PM
My order has already been placed. Samoas!!!

JudynTX
01-26-2010, 02:23 PM
My order has already been placed. Samoas!!!

:nope Thin mints!!

mrsmaalox
01-26-2010, 02:28 PM
:nope Thin mints!!

My kids each buy their own box of thin mints. But I'll just wait about a month and Dairy Queen will be serving their limited edition Thin Mint Blizzard....it's the yummiest :spin

Fabbs
01-26-2010, 02:31 PM
These Fresh N Easy chips that attempt to copy Kettle Chips suck.
Way too salty.

exstatic
01-26-2010, 09:09 PM
I've never seen an episode of 24, and don't intend to.

JoeChalupa
01-26-2010, 09:21 PM
I've never seen an episode of 24, and don't intend to.

Same here.

JoeChalupa
01-26-2010, 09:21 PM
And for some reason picking your own orange from the tree just makes it taste better.

Frenzy
01-26-2010, 09:54 PM
And for some reason picking your own orange from the tree just makes it taste better.

My dad has an orange tree in his front yard. I went to his house for breakfast the other day. He had an old ozarka 5 gallon jug full of orange juice.


I was dad... do you really drink that much orange juice. He was like no.... but I gotta juice something.

Mr.Bottomtooth
01-26-2010, 10:52 PM
AP Statistics is a pain in the ass.

JoeChalupa
01-26-2010, 11:07 PM
It takes me back.......

fsXZ0ENpkfA

Say what you will but their music was right for the times...and still is...

Viva Las Espuelas
01-27-2010, 01:11 AM
These Fresh N Easy chips that attempt to copy Kettle Chips suck.
Way too salty.

Kettle Chips rock!!! New York Cheddar please.

Viva Las Espuelas
01-27-2010, 01:15 AM
It takes me back.......

fsXZ0ENpkfA

Say what you will but their music was right for the times...and still is...

dude, these guys rock. one of my fav tunes from them. they'll be in the horrid city of austin 3/27 at Long Center for the Performing Arts. i'm thinking about going.

Viva Las Espuelas
01-27-2010, 01:20 AM
My order has already been placed. Samoas!!!


:nope Thin mints!!

whatever those new lemony ones are.

SpursStalker
01-27-2010, 09:10 AM
My order has already been placed. Samoas!!!

I looooooooove those!!

Order me some will ya ...

:D

desflood
01-27-2010, 09:59 AM
What I've always heard turns out to be true - watching someone else's kid(s) really is the best birth control.

I. Hustle
01-27-2010, 10:41 AM
I used to have these shoes. I got them for free.
http://floppydivac.typepad.com/.a/6a01156e4f8923970c01156e50821e970c-800wi

Viva Las Espuelas
01-27-2010, 10:48 AM
I used to have these shoes. I got them for free.
http://floppydivac.typepad.com/.a/6a01156e4f8923970c01156e50821e970c-800wi

They look too urban.

I. Hustle
01-27-2010, 10:58 AM
They were Shaqs. They were a gift and I put those shoes through hell.

marini martini
01-27-2010, 11:01 AM
Is there a way to sneak a flask in to a Spurs game?

Viva Las Espuelas
01-27-2010, 11:04 AM
Is there a way to sneak a flask in to a Spurs game?

If there's a will there's a way.

RGMCSE
01-27-2010, 11:11 AM
I bought a pair of these monsters when I was 12:

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa200/JasmineSnoopy/IMG01035.jpg


I wore them for a day and never wore them again. Why? you ask... They were the anti self esteem sneaker.


Rob

mrsmaalox
01-27-2010, 11:14 AM
Is there a way to sneak a flask in to a Spurs game?

Yes!! I just stick the mini bottles in my bra or boots. But sometimes they "wand" you (yes, I know :eyebrows) so make sure it's all plastic.

marini martini
01-27-2010, 11:20 AM
If there's a will there's a way.


Yes!! I just stick the mini bottles in my bra or boots. But sometimes they "wand" you (yes, I know :eyebrows) so make sure it's all plastic.

Thanks!:toast "Friends with weed, are friends in deed"!!!tu

Oh wait...................wrong quote!:hat

:lmao:lmao:lmao

I. Hustle
01-27-2010, 11:23 AM
It is very easy to sneak in a flask. I have a plastic flask that I use and fill with crown.

marini martini
01-27-2010, 11:26 AM
It is very easy to sneak in a flask. I have a plastic flask that I use and fill with crown.

Thanks!:toast

..............and if I ever saw you wearing those shoes^^^^^^ I'd laugh you out of the trailer park!!!:lmao

I. Hustle
01-27-2010, 11:30 AM
Thanks!:toast

..............and if I ever saw you wearing those shoes^^^^^^ I'd laugh you out of the trailer park!!!:lmao

lol
I was also 16 so that was um 5 or 6 years ago :flypig

RGMCSE
01-27-2010, 11:32 AM
Lol, exactly. That's why I never wore them again. Money down the drain. But I've never lived in a trailer park. I've been to Florida many times though.


Rob

bus driver
01-27-2010, 11:33 AM
this thread is way to long.......
and several post ago some wrote something about dogs dragging their asses all over the house.....who lets their dog do this in their house?

just download super mario brothers to my wii....cant stop playing :shootme

Viva Las Espuelas
01-27-2010, 11:49 AM
Thanks!:toast

..............and if I ever saw you wearing those shoes^^^^^^ I'd laugh you out of the trailer park!!!:lmao

yeah. No need to buy a plastic flask. Just sneak in the little glass bottle.

I. Hustle
01-27-2010, 11:54 AM
I'm glad it is friday.

No it's not

Viva Las Espuelas
01-27-2010, 12:51 PM
X_5P2wTrBa4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_5P2wTrBa4

DVR + last night's episode = :drool:

their catiness just added to it. <shivers>

ChumpDumper
01-28-2010, 05:01 AM
In G.I. Blues, Elvis Presley's character, Tulsa McLean, wins over a crowd of Germans in a bar by singing a song about how much he hates serving in Germany.

Later, another soldier, bored by McLean's slow song starts a fight by interrupting him with a song from the jukebox. The song the soldier plays is "Blue Suede Shoes" by Elvis Presley.

symple19
01-28-2010, 05:04 AM
[YouTube]

DVR + last night's episode = :drool:


DVR + American Idol = Failure as a man

xellos88330
01-28-2010, 05:26 AM
Why does my penis always switch which side it tilts to?

I. Hustle
01-28-2010, 09:50 AM
Why does my penis always switch which side it tilts to?

You mean like sometimes to a man and sometimes to a woman? It's because you are bi and like butt secks.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v9-nE9eIcHo/Rx_75OhRdaI/AAAAAAAAAZY/VAgv3MDLH04/s400/buttsecks.jpg

mrsmaalox
01-28-2010, 10:05 AM
So i left my house extra early cuz of the weather and now I'm 45 min early for the appt. I have NEVER been early for anything!

I. Hustle
01-28-2010, 10:10 AM
http://www.ktla.com/community/photos/ktla-bad-tattoos-gallery,0,3161175.photogallery

SpursStalker
01-28-2010, 10:26 AM
It's raining ...

:sleep

JudynTX
01-28-2010, 01:05 PM
Modern Family is the funniest show on TV right now.

marini martini
01-28-2010, 01:12 PM
The Spurs game sure was fun last night!!!:toast

JudynTX
01-28-2010, 01:16 PM
The Spurs game sure was fun last night!!!:toast

Did you sneak in a flask?

marini martini
01-28-2010, 01:20 PM
Did you sneak in a flask?

NO!!!

I snuck 6 mini-bottles in the back of my shirt, and wore a vest over that. My husband was freaking out.:lmao

I even met two new BFF's in the smoking section, Percy & Charles. Hai boys!!!:toast

JudynTX
01-28-2010, 01:25 PM
NO!!!

I snuck 6 mini-bottles in the back of my shirt, and wore a vest over that. My husband was freaking out.:lmao

:toast Mission accomplished.


I even met two new BFF's in the smoking section, Percy & Charles. Hai boys!!!:toast

:lol What were they smoking?

SpursStalker
01-28-2010, 01:30 PM
People can be so fucking stupid!!!

:bang

marini martini
01-28-2010, 01:51 PM
:toast Mission accomplished.



:lol What were they smoking?

You mean, what weren't they smoking???:hat And Charles was two front teeth into his custom gold grill!!!:tu

JudynTX
01-28-2010, 01:53 PM
You mean, what weren't they smoking???:hat And Charles was two front teeth into his custom gold grill!!!:tu

:lol Is that where you watched the game? From the smoking section?

marini martini
01-28-2010, 01:59 PM
:lol Is that where you watched the game? From the smoking section?

Naw, just went to visit 2 times!!!:hat

JudynTX
01-28-2010, 02:01 PM
Naw, just went to visit 2 times!!!:hat

The people who crack me up are the ones who go out there asking for a cigarette. WTF? :lol Bring your own.

Viva Las Espuelas
01-28-2010, 02:20 PM
I snuck 6 mini-bottles in the back of my shirt, and wore a vest over that. My husband was freaking out.:lmao

damn. You must've looked rather bulky.

marini martini
01-28-2010, 02:27 PM
damn. You must've looked rather bulky.

Nawww, I wore my groovy neck scarf, artistically tied, to draw the attention to my cute face, instead of my bulky middle!!!:lmao

Viva Las Espuelas
01-28-2010, 02:30 PM
Nawww, I wore my groovy neck scarf, artistically tied, to draw the attention to my cute face, instead of my bulky middle!!!:lmao

On behalf of your husband I hope you don't have a bulky middle.

JudynTX
01-28-2010, 02:35 PM
damn. You must've looked rather bulky.

Hunchback of Notre Dame?

ChumpDumper
01-28-2010, 07:15 PM
The people who crack me up are the ones who go out there asking for a cigarette. WTF? :lol Bring your own.In bars, they act like homeless panhandlers. There's a fucking cigarette machine right behind you.

Of course, if I were single I would carry a pack of lights and some flame even though I don't smoke.

RuffnReadyOzStyle
01-28-2010, 10:55 PM
In bars, they act like homeless panhandlers. There's a fucking cigarette machine right behind you.

Of course, if I were single I would carry a pack of lights and some flame even though I don't smoke.

A smart move only if you like sleeping with chicks who taste like cancer.

Frenzy
01-28-2010, 11:05 PM
A smart move only if you like sleeping with chicks who taste like cancer.

it's smell like tar :rolleyes

ChumpDumper
01-29-2010, 12:55 AM
A smart move only if you like sleeping with chicks who taste like cancer.I also carry Altoids.

RuffnReadyOzStyle
01-29-2010, 01:01 AM
it's smell like tar :rolleyes

Duuuuuuuuh. I put a spin on it. :rolleyes

marini martini
01-29-2010, 01:55 AM
A smart move only if you like sleeping with chicks who taste like cancer.


it's smell like tar :rolleyes


Duuuuuuuuh. I put a spin on it. :rolleyes

Damn!!!:(


I also carry Altoids.

:toast

...........and electroglide, I assume!!!

JudynTX
01-29-2010, 09:10 AM
:toast TGIF!!! It's been a long week.

SpursStalker
01-29-2010, 09:37 AM
:toast TGIF!!! It's been a long week.

Amen sista

:downspin:

marini martini
01-29-2010, 11:26 AM
It's gonna be a great week-end!

Kid gone.................:tu
Grandkid gone..........:tu
Hubby gone.............:tu

:toast:toast:toast

Viva Las Espuelas
01-29-2010, 11:29 AM
It's gonna be a great week-end!

Kid gone.................:tu
Grandkid gone..........:tu
Hubby gone.............:tu

:toast:toast:toast

Uh oh.

I. Hustle
01-29-2010, 11:35 AM
It's gonna be a great week-end!

Kid gone.................:tu
Grandkid gone..........:tu
Hubby gone.............:tu

:toast:toast:toast

So uh... sup?

Viva Las Espuelas
01-29-2010, 11:41 AM
Syrup?

exstatic
01-31-2010, 01:45 AM
The Led Zeppelin track Houses of the Holy is on the Physical Grafitti album, NOT the album Houses of the Holy. Apparently, they thought the track didn't fit on the album that was named for it. They pulled the track, but didn't feel the need to change the album name, or the name of the track when they later released it on P.G.

Viva Las Espuelas
01-31-2010, 06:17 PM
.......and fuzzy wuzzy was a woman.

SpursStalker
02-01-2010, 09:44 AM
What a fucked up day ...

:sleep

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2010, 11:33 AM
What a fucked up day ...

:sleep


You sure do sleep alot.

marini martini
02-01-2010, 11:39 AM
SS...how was Lockhart???

JudynTX
02-01-2010, 11:51 AM
^^^ The sausage was good. :D

mrsmaalox
02-01-2010, 11:54 AM
You sure do sleep alot.

Probably cuz she stays up all night :eyebrows

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2010, 11:59 AM
Probably cuz she stays up all night :eyebrows

I guess she's keeping her heart rate low.

marini martini
02-01-2010, 12:16 PM
^^^ The sausage was good. :D

:lmao

:toast:toast:toast

JudynTX
02-01-2010, 12:19 PM
:lmao

:toast:toast:toast

Oh it was, mouth watering. :D

SpursStalker
02-01-2010, 12:22 PM
You sure do sleep alot.

Your point is?


SS...how was Lockhart???

The drive was good, the bbq was good. Gonna do it different next time cause we got so full at Blacks.

:lol


^^^ The sausage was good. :D

Oh yes it was ...

:toast


Probably cuz she stays up all night :eyebrows


I guess she's keeping her heart rate low.

Blah!!!

:lol

Frenzy
02-01-2010, 12:29 PM
With rain-x you don't even need wipers.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2010, 12:30 PM
Your point is?


ummm, that you sleep alot?

Dex
02-01-2010, 12:50 PM
I just found myself wishing there was some way to check my mail from work. Like...email..but for regular mail.

Video games ruined my life.

I. Hustle
02-01-2010, 12:57 PM
SS got blacks sausage.

SpursStalker
02-01-2010, 03:56 PM
Oh yea ... just like that!!!

SpursStalker
02-01-2010, 03:56 PM
SS got blacks sausage.

Uhhhh don't you have a pm to answer?

:wakeup

I. Hustle
02-01-2010, 05:20 PM
Uhhhh don't you have a pm to answer?

:wakeup

I was in a meeting.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2010, 05:44 PM
So, I Hustle, are you going to replace ATRAIN as the ST PM whore?

I. Hustle
02-01-2010, 09:48 PM
So, I Hustle, are you going to replace ATRAIN as the ST PM whore?

I guess so. I had a lot more action today than I have had in a while.


wow that sounded bad

SpursStalker
02-02-2010, 09:07 AM
I was in a meeting.

yea yea ...

:sleep


So, I Hustle, are you going to replace ATRAIN as the ST PM whore?

:wow


I guess so. I had a lot more action today than I have had in a while.


wow that sounded bad

Yes it did but it was funny!!

:lol

mrsmaalox
02-02-2010, 10:29 AM
I want the Eric Clapton phone!

Viva Las Espuelas
02-02-2010, 10:41 AM
A myTouch

:lmao

mrsmaalox
02-02-2010, 01:54 PM
Oh and I am badly starving.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-02-2010, 02:03 PM
Oh and I am badly starving.

Stalker has some black sausages for you.

SpursStalker
02-02-2010, 02:09 PM
You make my mouth water ...

:makeout

SpursStalker
02-03-2010, 08:40 AM
It's raining ...

:sleep

desflood
02-03-2010, 09:44 AM
It's raining ...

:sleep
I keep listening for the thunder they promised and so far hear nothing. Few things are more enjoyable (to me) than a good thunderstorm.

SpursStalker
02-03-2010, 10:30 AM
I keep listening for the thunder they promised and so far hear nothing. Few things are more enjoyable (to me) than a good thunderstorm.

I'm not sure where you are but South Central Texas is pretty much wet!

:lol

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 11:20 AM
Pizza for lunch

mrsmaalox
02-03-2010, 11:22 AM
Pizza for lunch

Soo...how many "lostgasms" did you have last night? :lol

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 11:23 AM
Soo...how many "lostgasms" did you have last night? :lol

:wow At least 5 or 6.

SpursStalker
02-03-2010, 11:23 AM
Pizza for lunch

Ok

:D

Viva Las Espuelas
02-03-2010, 11:23 AM
Commo check.

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 11:26 AM
Ok

:D

You buying? :D

SpursStalker
02-03-2010, 11:29 AM
You buying? :D

Negative

:(

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 11:30 AM
Negative

:(

Awwwwwwwwwww

I might have some extra slices. :D

mrsmaalox
02-03-2010, 11:32 AM
:wow At least 5 or 6.

Whoa, I'd still be home sleeping.

SpursStalker
02-03-2010, 11:34 AM
Awwwwwwwwwww

I might have some extra slices. :D

I'll pass

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 11:35 AM
Whoa, I'd still be home sleeping.

:lol I wish I was.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-03-2010, 11:36 AM
Are they still "lost", judy?

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 11:38 AM
Are they still "lost", judy?

Oh yea, now they are in two universes. :lol

z0sa
02-03-2010, 11:40 AM
i'm still watching season 1 of lost.

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 11:41 AM
i'm still watching season 1 of lost.

:tu You only have 5 more seasons to watch.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-03-2010, 11:42 AM
Oh yea, now they are in two universes. :lol

Hmm. That sounds exhausting.

And shouldn't that be universi?

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 11:47 AM
Hmm. That sounds exhausting.

And shouldn't that be universi?

Eh, who cares? :lol

z0sa
02-03-2010, 11:49 AM
:tu You only have 5 more seasons to watch.

seems worth catching up for..

lol

Viva Las Espuelas
02-03-2010, 11:53 AM
Eh, who cares? :lol

:lol

Just joshin' with you. How's the............cat? :wakeup

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 11:59 AM
:lol

Just joshin' with you. How's the............cat? :wakeup

I might have to re-watch it again, so much was revealed.

Kitty is doing good. :D

Viva Las Espuelas
02-03-2010, 12:38 PM
I might have to re-watch it again, so much was revealed.

Kitty is doing good. :D


i see. too much downtime between 'gasms.

glad your kitty is up and healthy

I. Hustle
02-03-2010, 03:20 PM
http://lurple.com/lurple/images/deathbed.jpg

marini martini
02-03-2010, 03:30 PM
Just booked a cruise!:toast

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 03:32 PM
Today has been a strange day.

z0sa
02-03-2010, 03:36 PM
Just booked a cruise!:toast

Where we headed?

JudynTX
02-03-2010, 03:41 PM
Just booked a cruise!:toast

:hat Can you smoke on a cruise?

samikeyp
02-03-2010, 03:42 PM
My job sucks ass...and just got worse.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-03-2010, 03:54 PM
I thought ass suckIng was the rave these days.

samikeyp
02-03-2010, 04:12 PM
I thought ass suckIng was the rave these days.

Not in this way my friend! :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
02-03-2010, 04:13 PM
Just booked a cruise!:toast

Where to?

SpursStalker
02-03-2010, 04:30 PM
My job sucks ass...and just got worse.

Need a big stick?

:lol

samikeyp
02-03-2010, 04:56 PM
Need a big stick?

:lol

Nope...got one of those. ;)

JudynTX
02-04-2010, 09:51 AM
:cry

Viva Las Espuelas
02-04-2010, 09:53 AM
:cry

Uh oh. What happened?

JudynTX
02-04-2010, 09:54 AM
Uh oh. What happened?

Didn't you read my Facebook status? :(

Viva Las Espuelas
02-04-2010, 09:57 AM
Didn't you read my Facebook status? :(

Ah. Yes. How could I forget. They'll be ok.

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 10:08 AM
What happened? Your boobs get smashed?

EmptyMan
02-04-2010, 10:09 AM
Chinese Classical Music is pretty good.

I like that guitar thing they use.

JudynTX
02-04-2010, 10:17 AM
What happened? Your boobs get smashed?

Yea, how'd you know? :lol

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 10:28 AM
Yea, how'd you know? :lol

http://www.ismileyu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/true_love_motivational_poster.jpg

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 10:29 AM
http://s56790.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/unsorted/motivational-posters-funny-10.jpg

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 10:33 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Sgq63trgNaI/AAAAAAAAmDk/9EI5-8k7TW8/s400/Funny_Motivational_Posters_08.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
02-04-2010, 10:41 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Sgq63trgNaI/AAAAAAAAmDk/9EI5-8k7TW8/s400/Funny_Motivational_Posters_08.jpg

I think that's lowballing it.

mrsmaalox
02-04-2010, 10:42 AM
:cry

You know, not that this would make you feel any better, but my daughter was on a field trip at the National Zoo a few years back when a big tree fell and smashed the panda house :wow

JudynTX
02-04-2010, 10:48 AM
You know, not that this would make you feel any better, but my daughter was on a field trip at the National Zoo a few years back when a big tree fell and smashed the panda house :wow

Oh great. :depressed

You're right, it didn't make me feel better, I'm worse now. :(

:D

Viva Las Espuelas
02-04-2010, 10:49 AM
You know, not that this would make you feel any better, but my daughter was on a field trip at the National Zoo a few years back when a big tree fell and smashed the panda house :wow

:lmao

you left out that a branch pierced a baby pandas heart and died after they ran out of blood cuz the fridge they had it in was unplugged after someone didn't pay the electric bill.

:lmao

mrsmaalox
02-04-2010, 10:54 AM
Oh, no pandas were hurt!! Just a kid got his bell rung real good :lol

marini martini
02-04-2010, 11:10 AM
Oh, no pandas were hurt!! Just a kid got his bell rung real good :lol

Whaaaaaaaa?? That's what they do now days??? Ring kids bells as punishment???:wow

No wonder our country is going to the dogs
.................er cows!!!?!!:lol

SpursStalker
02-04-2010, 11:11 AM
I'm shocked!!!

mrsmaalox
02-04-2010, 11:14 AM
I'm shocked!!!

Really? Well I'm shocked that you aren't :sleep

;)

marini martini
02-04-2010, 11:17 AM
I went to see Niagra Falls the day after some guy sucessfully jumped!!!:bang

SpursStalker
02-04-2010, 11:18 AM
Really? Well I'm shocked that you aren't :sleep

;)

Oh my bad ...

:sleep :lol

marini martini
02-04-2010, 11:19 AM
I'm shocked!!!

What??? I'm shocked your shocked!!!:wow
You are never shocked!!!:sleep

mrsmaalox
02-04-2010, 11:20 AM
I went to see Niagra Falls the day after some guy sucessfully jumped!!!:bang

Well you can't win for losing!


Oh my bad ...

:sleep :lol
:lol Crazy...

SpursStalker
02-04-2010, 11:28 AM
What??? I'm shocked your shocked!!!:wow
You are never shocked!!!:sleep

I'm shocked that you're shocked that I'm shocked that you're never shocked about things I'm shocked about.

Shocked yet?

:lol



:lol Crazy...

Wait till you met me in person ...

You'll be shocked.

:sleep

marini martini
02-04-2010, 11:43 AM
Wait till you met me in person ...

You'll be shocked.

:sleep

Ditto!!!:toast

But she'll never be shocked by you, again!!!:lmao

SpursStalker
02-04-2010, 11:47 AM
Ditto!!!:toast

But she'll never be shocked by you, again!!!:lmao

I guess it's time for a girls night out huh?

:toast

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 11:48 AM
http://formula350.org/downloads/Funny/the-shocker-demotivational-poster-1222303862.jpg

SpursStalker
02-04-2010, 12:07 PM
^^^ Thread killer

:rolleyes

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 12:08 PM
^^^ Eye roller

<------ loler

SpursStalker
02-04-2010, 12:33 PM
^^^^ :lol

You make my mouth water!!

marini martini
02-04-2010, 12:38 PM
I guess it's time for a girls night out huh?

:toast


Tonight, tomorrow, or Saturday???:toast Which night is better for you, Hustle???:lmao

SpursStalker
02-04-2010, 12:45 PM
Tonight, tomorrow, or Saturday???:toast Which night is better for you, Hustle???:lmao

I'm free next weekend ...

:D

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 02:30 PM
I have been invited to many girls night outs... girl nights out... girls nights outs... GNO's before. This one dude thought that I was weird because of it but then I invited him, this girl I knew for a long time said she was going out with friends and told me to come along, there were at least 15 girls there and just me and my buddy. We got lots of attention and then he understood why I would go all the time.

JudynTX
02-04-2010, 02:37 PM
I have been invited to many girls night outs... girl nights out... girls nights outs... GNO's before. This one dude thought that I was weird because of it but then I invited him, this girl I knew for a long time said she was going out with friends and told me to come along, there were at least 15 girls there and just me and my buddy. We got lots of attention and then he understood why I would go all the time.

Gossip :lol

SpursStalker
02-04-2010, 03:41 PM
Would killing my boss be a bad thing?

:bang

mrsmaalox
02-05-2010, 10:40 AM
I can't believe people actually go out and buy giant tv's for a football game.

I. Hustle
02-05-2010, 10:42 AM
http://static.open.salon.com/files/a_3_she_needs_another_bite.gif1260458446.jpg

SpursStalker
02-05-2010, 10:42 AM
OMFG The sun is shining!!!

:wow

I. Hustle
02-05-2010, 10:46 AM
OMFG The sun is shining!!!

:wow

What else would the sun do?

SpursStalker
02-05-2010, 11:12 AM
What else would the sun do?

Yer a dork ...

:p:

Viva Las Espuelas
02-05-2010, 11:29 AM
I can't believe women buy and have a closet full of shoes to equip a small army. The same closet that's full of nothing to wear.

:wakeup.

SpursStalker
02-05-2010, 11:50 AM
I can't believe women buy and have a closet full of shoes to equip a small army. The same closet that's full of nothing to wear.

:wakeup.

Not all women!!!

:nope

JudynTX
02-05-2010, 02:20 PM
Empty out your inbox, you know who you are. :D

mrsmaalox
02-05-2010, 02:37 PM
Empty out your inbox, you know who you are. :D

He can't right now. He's busy with the shoe/clothes inventory!!

Viva Las Espuelas
02-05-2010, 02:48 PM
He can't right now. He's busy with the shoe/clothes inventory!!

no. no need. actually i should've kept better inventory of clothes. at least a certain type.

http://legendsrevealed.com/entertainment/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/commando.jpg

:(

Viva Las Espuelas
02-05-2010, 03:18 PM
red curry chicken. 8 spicy. salad w/peanut sauce

yum

JudynTX
02-05-2010, 03:20 PM
He can't right now. He's busy with the shoe/clothes inventory!!

:lmao How did you know who I was talking about?

SpursStalker
02-08-2010, 09:51 AM
It's raining ...

AGAIN!

:sleep

JudynTX
02-08-2010, 03:00 PM
I am addicted to iced tea.

Winehole23
02-08-2010, 04:52 PM
Rock n roll is usagi-chan.

7wusD7XHcag

SpursStalker
02-09-2010, 09:29 AM
*yawn*

Viva Las Espuelas
02-09-2010, 11:12 AM
I suggest an earlier bed time.

desflood
02-09-2010, 11:28 AM
The wind blew down part of my fence last night and this morning a coyote trotted right into my yard and behind the shed just like he has always lived here. Hopefully he trots himself right back out, as I do not plan to escort him out personally.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
02-09-2010, 11:34 AM
I want to see anyone and everyone who talks on their cell while going 80 MPH during a snow storm to die in a fiery explosion.

marini martini
02-09-2010, 11:35 AM
I hate taxes!!!!:bang

JudynTX
02-09-2010, 03:23 PM
Just thinking about sex.

I. Hustle
02-09-2010, 03:55 PM
Just thinking about sex.

Sup?

Viva Las Espuelas
02-09-2010, 04:03 PM
Just thinking about sex.

Cochina

I. Hustle
02-09-2010, 04:07 PM
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/17/yess_bouncing.gif

JudynTX
02-09-2010, 04:19 PM
Cochina

Men think about sex 500 times a day. WTF :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
02-09-2010, 04:20 PM
511

JudynTX
02-09-2010, 04:23 PM
511

Thanks :tu

Viva Las Espuelas
02-09-2010, 04:25 PM
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/17/yess_bouncing.gif

512

JudynTX
02-09-2010, 04:27 PM
512

:lol:lol -1

JudynTX
02-10-2010, 10:48 AM
Flurries in SA!!!! :toast Near DeZavala.

Not where I am yet. :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
02-10-2010, 10:58 AM
How can that be? I'm seeing that it's 39 over there. It's funny how San Antonio gets all giddy over the slightest hint of snow. A LOL moment. I hope you stocked up on rations for tonight :lmao

JudynTX
02-10-2010, 11:05 AM
How can that be? I'm seeing that it's 39 over there. It's funny how San Antonio gets all giddy over the slightest hint of snow. A LOL moment. I hope you stocked up on rations for tonight :lmao

http://sanantonio.justweather.com/#lightbox=p29

:wakeup

Viva Las Espuelas
02-10-2010, 11:08 AM
"42 rain/sleet "

Roger!

:wakeup

JudynTX
02-10-2010, 11:11 AM
42 rain/sleet

Roger!

:wakeup

:lol

Viva Las Espuelas
02-10-2010, 11:14 AM
Oh wait! Update! Y'all have drop one degree.

Run for cover!!!!!!


:wakeup

JudynTX
02-10-2010, 11:17 AM
Oh wait! Update! Y'all have drop one degree.

Run for cover!!!!!!


:wakeup

It doesn't take much to get me excited. :D

Viva Las Espuelas
02-10-2010, 11:23 AM
It doesn't take much to get me excited. :D

I'll take your word for it.

JudynTX
02-10-2010, 11:29 AM
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Viva Las Espuelas
02-10-2010, 11:37 AM
I'd have to hear the studio track for that.

JudynTX
02-10-2010, 11:38 AM
I'd have to hear the studio track for that.

Saw her back in the 80's @ Municipal Auditorium. :tu

I hope she comes here again.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-10-2010, 11:43 AM
Saw her back in the 80's @ Municipal Auditorium. :tu

I hope she comes here again.

I've never seen her. I wouldn't mind checking her out.

JudynTX
02-10-2010, 11:45 AM
I've never seen her. I wouldn't mind checking her out.

She sounds so good live. Hard to believe it's been 10 yrs since her last CD., she had a baby girl during that time.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-10-2010, 11:58 AM
She sounds so good live. Hard to believe it's been 10 yrs since her last CD., she had a baby girl during that time.

It'd be cool if her and Seal did a tour together. I'd definitely go to that.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-11-2010, 11:28 AM
I'm already tired of hearing about lindsay vonn.

She's hurt. Ok. We get that. Let's move on.

mrsmaalox
02-11-2010, 12:42 PM
Who?

angel_luv
02-11-2010, 01:07 PM
My mom came to my work with this pink box that has a pink bow on it and " I love you" written into the pattern of it.

I thought she had come to surprise me with an early Valentines Day present.

Nope. She is going out of town soon and had just used the box to bring me a bunch of leftover stuff she couldn't take with her and I guess thought I wanted:
AA batteries, an opened ( by her, I assume) generic brand nurtious kids bars that expires February 23rd, two oatmeal raisin slim fast bars ( although I hate all three- least these are good till July :tu), a bottle- opener sized book lamp(?), a big pack of freshmint tic tacs ( unopened), and a big pak of Orbit gum ( also unopened), and, the best of all the items, a make up bag with $6.22 in change in it.

Happy Valentines Day to Me! :nope

marini martini
02-11-2010, 01:27 PM
Angel:
So does your mom have bad breath and is trying to loose weight??? Were you in the middle of the mall so you couldn't cause a scene??? At least you got $6.22 out of it!!!:lol

angel_luv
02-11-2010, 01:35 PM
Angel:
So does your mom have bad breath and is trying to loose weight??? Were you in the middle of the mall so you couldn't cause a scene??? At least you got $6.22 out of it!!!:lol

My mom has given me several nice gifts this visit. I am sure it never connected in her brain how a nice box would cause me to anticipate finding something nice inside.

Maybe my mom thinks I have bad breath since the mints and gum were unopened! :wow :wow :oops

marini martini
02-11-2010, 01:40 PM
My mom has given me several nice gifts this visit. I am sure it never connected in her brain how a nice box would cause me to anticipate finding something nice inside.

Maybe my mom thinks I have bad breath since the mints and gum were unopened! :wow :wow :oops

Mother/daughter relationships can be a pain somethimes, I know. I've been guilty of being insensitive to my daughters, as my mother had been to me. And like wise with them to me. Ya just love em cuz ya love em, and remember you're the one who gets to pick out her nursing home!:lol

angel_luv
02-11-2010, 01:44 PM
Mother/daughter relationships can be a pain somethimes, I know. I've been guilty of being insensitive to my daughters, as my mother had been to me. And like wise with them to me. Ya just love em cuz ya love em, and remember you're the one who gets to pick out her nursing home!:lol

:lol True.

I was already grumpy this morning so mom had unfortunate timing.

I was very untalkative, almost rude I am embarrased to say, when mom was at my booth.

Noting my silence, Mom asked me if I wanted her to leave. That stumped me because how do you answer that?

The truth is that I am extremely grumpy today, wish I didn't have to go to work, and want to accomplish only what work I absolutely have to with as little communication to anyone else as possible.

So the answer was " Yes, I do want you ( and everyone) to leave" but saying so feels so mean.

That is why I don't like making surprise visits on people- it puts them in an awkward position if they are not able/ desirious to see me.

marini martini
02-11-2010, 01:58 PM
I think if you would have told her you were grumpy, she would have understood and left. I can't stand being around my daughter when she's grumpy which thankfully isn't often. Now me, on the other hand wheeeeee doggie, LOOK OUT!!!!:wow

angel_luv
02-11-2010, 02:02 PM
I think if you would have told her you were grumpy, she would have understood and left. I can't stand being around my daughter when she's grumpy which thankfully isn't often. Now me, on the other hand wheeeeee doggie, LOOK OUT!!!!:wow

I should have.

mrsmaalox
02-11-2010, 02:13 PM
My mom came to my work with this pink box that has a pink bow on it and " I love you" written into the pattern of it.

I thought she had come to surprise me with an early Valentines Day present.

Nope. She is going out of town soon and had just used the box to bring me a bunch of leftover stuff she couldn't take with her and I guess thought I wanted:
AA batteries, an opened ( by her, I assume) generic brand nurtious kids bars that expires February 23rd, two oatmeal raisin slim fast bars ( although I hate all three- least these are good till July :tu), a bottle- opener sized book lamp(?), a big pack of freshmint tic tacs ( unopened), and a big pak of Orbit gum ( also unopened), and, the best of all the items, a make up bag with $6.22 in change in it.

Happy Valentines Day to Me! :nope


Mother/daughter relationships can be a pain somethimes, I know. I've been guilty of being insensitive to my daughters, as my mother had been to me. And like wise with them to me. Ya just love em cuz ya love em, and remember you're the one who gets to pick out her nursing home!:lol

A-ha, sounds like both of you could use this :http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Youre-Wearing-That/Deborah-Tannen/e/9780812972665/?itm=1&USRI=you%27re+wearing+that+understanding+mothers+a nd

It's interesting and fun to read, but it won't offer any solutions to the mysteries. I can say it did inspire me to be a bit more patient and not read too much into our everyday interactions. Just page after page of "Hey I do/she says that all the time!" :)

marini martini
02-11-2010, 02:36 PM
A-ha, sounds like both of you could use this :http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Youre-Wearing-That/Deborah-Tannen/e/9780812972665/?itm=1&USRI=you%27re+wearing+that+understanding+mothers+a nd

It's interesting and fun to read, but it won't offer any solutions to the mysteries. I can say it did inspire me to be a bit more patient and not read too much into our everyday interactions. Just page after page of "Hey I do/she says that all the time!" :)

Naw.....I read "My Mother, Myself" back in the day, it just made me more depressed!!!:depressed Now, I'll be damned if I'm not catching myself saying the same shit to my kids, as she said to me!!!:lol

Viva Las Espuelas
02-11-2010, 02:42 PM
Who?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145921& (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145921&highlight=brinkley)

angel_luv
02-11-2010, 02:45 PM
A-ha, sounds like both of you could use this :http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Youre-Wearing-That/Deborah-Tannen/e/9780812972665/?itm=1&USRI=you%27re+wearing+that+understanding+mothers+a nd

It's interesting and fun to read, but it won't offer any solutions to the mysteries. I can say it did inspire me to be a bit more patient and not read too much into our everyday interactions. Just page after page of "Hey I do/she says that all the time!" :)

Thanks for the book recommendation. I will look into it. :)

mrsmaalox
02-12-2010, 09:55 AM
I can't believe it's the 12th already and no bitter guy has started a thread about how Valentine's Day sucks because Hallmark has ruined women to expect great presents. Oh and how they don't believe in commercialized romance because they rather express their feelings in special ways year round! :lol