The completely random thought thread

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I do go to wine bars from time to time and wine taste.

Wine bars and wine tastings are easy ways to get laid. Lots of wounded birds in there.

Banfi, ftw.

[JoeChalupa]

Wine bars and wine tastings are easy ways to get laid. Lots of wounded birds in there.

Banfi, ftw.

Too many whiners though.

[manufan10]

The only beer I drink is the Root kind. :D

I've never liked alcoholic drinks. I've had some Jack Daniels and stuff, but it doesn't appeal to me.

[CuckingFunt]

I went through a phase a few years ago where I decided I wanted to become a wine snob. Didn't last very long, though, as I quickly had to admit to myself I just don't like it much.

[JudynTX]

LOL im part of a beer club in Austin, well working on it. I need around 20 more to be "part" of the club.

Beer snob!


The only beer I drink is the Root kind. :D

I've never liked alcoholic drinks. I've had some Jack Daniels and stuff, but it doesn't appeal to me.

It's ok to say you aren't a drinker. We won't think less of you..........














:lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Wine without cheese is a no-no in my book.

[manufan10]

Beer snob!



It's ok to say you aren't a drinker. We won't think less of you..........


:lol

I can handle the pressure. :)

[angel_luv]

I am so happy my shift here at work ends in ten minutes. I want to go home and hang out with my handsome hubby. :)

[CuckingFunt]

Wine without cheese is a no-no in my book.

Mmmmmmmm, cheese.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Exactly. It's a process for me. I can't just drink wine to drink it. Have to have cheese or some other type of food to pair with it.

Even though it's blasphemy, I don't drink table red at any dinner. My Pops says I'm not Italian.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I hope the lingering granola doesn't make a return tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

I should make a steak tonight. I've been wanting one ever since I got into an argument with a vegan during class a few days ago.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm getting some ravioli out of the freezer. Think I'm going with a simple olive oil, crushed reds, butter and parmesan sauce.

I should have went up to Traverse City this morning. I hate having to pick up other people's slack. The oldest is supposed to tae care of most of the family shit, right? Why do I, the youngest, get stuck with it all the time?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm getting some ravioli out of the freezer. Think I'm going with a simple olive oil, crushed reds, butter and parmesan sauce.

I should have went up to Traverse City this morning. I hate having to pick up other people's slack. The oldest is supposed to tae care of most of the family shit, right? Why do I, the youngest, get stuck with it all the time?

Because everyone else knows you'll do it.

[bus driver]

When and how do they reference it?

well dont know the exact times but one reference is in the begining and the later is close to the end (30mins until the end).
but the first reference is when:
Jerry Bee is talking to Matthew Bee and Matthew Bee states that Jerry's uncle retired in San Antonio
second reference:
after the honey factory closes down and Matthew Bee is upset that he no longer has a job and is collecting his office things and he tells Jerry Bee that he might as well retire in San Antonio.

maybe i am going crazy.....:bang

[JoeChalupa]

I'm trying to get used to eating healthy.

[Hungry farmer]

I'm hungry

[Judge Judy]

Don't piss on my leg, then tell me it's raining.

[mrsmaalox]

Would be nice to have some new, fun threads today!

[JudynTX]

Would be nice to have some new, fun threads today!

Oh I have some ideas but they are of adult matter. :eyebrows Too risque for this place. :lol

[manufan10]

Oh I have some ideas but they are of adult matter. :eyebrows Too risque for this place. :lol

Nasty! :eyebrows

[JudynTX]

Nasty! :eyebrows

Cover your ears! :nope:lol

[manufan10]

I will!

[JudynTX]

Who's gonna watch The Jay Leno Show tonight? Yawn! :rolleyes

[manufan10]

Monday Night RAW/Monday Night Football it is for me.

[JudynTX]

I have a birthday coming up.

[JoeChalupa]

Who's gonna watch The Jay Leno Show tonight? Yawn! :rolleyes

I'll be watching it but I've been a fan of Leno for years.

[JudynTX]

I'll be watching it but I've been a fan of Leno for years.

Sorry dude, but he's just not funny to me.

[manufan10]

I have a birthday coming up.

So now you will be legally allowed to drink, right? ;)

[JoeChalupa]

Sorry dude, but he's just not funny to me.

I've always liked his monologue but comedians are like everything else. Some like it some don't. :lol:lol

[JudynTX]

So now you will be legally allowed to drink, right? ;)

And then some. :toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who's gonna watch The Jay Leno Show tonight? Yawn! :rolleyes
i'll pass. he's basically doing the same thing he did on the tonight show. i wonder if he's keeping the band on this show. if so, that's pretty sad. i just don't know if that's on jay or nbc. eh, who cares.......

[JudynTX]

i'll pass. he's basically doing the same thing he did on the tonight show. i wonder if he's keeping the band on this show. if so, that's pretty sad. i just don't know if that's on jay or nbc. eh, who cares.......

He had his chance. Sheesh! :rolleyes:greedy

[JoeChalupa]

i'll pass. he's basically doing the same thing he did on the tonight show. i wonder if he's keeping the band on this show. if so, that's pretty sad. i just don't know if that's on jay or nbc. eh, who cares.......

Same band.

[JoeChalupa]

He had his chance. Sheesh! :rolleyes:greedy

He was #1 for quite a few years but yeah, it is pretty much the same show with a few new things here and there. But if you hate Jay you'd never like it anyhow.
Like me...I love football but can't stand the Eagles. :lol

[JudynTX]

He was #1 for quite a few years but yeah, it is pretty much the same show with a few new things here and there. But if you hate Jay you'd never like it anyhow.
Like me...I love football but can't stand the Eagles. :lol

Oh you just had to bring the Eagles into this. :ihit:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

.I love football but can't stand the Eagles. :lol
both the band and team.

how about a rib?


:wakeup

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Same band.
see...now that's stupid. if he didn't want to retire he should've just stayed. i wonder what, if anything, will be new.

[mrsmaalox]

Who's gonna watch The Jay Leno Show tonight? Yawn! :rolleyes

Well I've never watched much before so I probably won't start.

But don't forget, Thursday, season premiere of "Always Sunny"!! :elephant

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But don't forget, Thursday, season premiere of "Always Sunny"!! :elephant

ah yes. i almost forgot. need to set the dvr.

[manufan10]

He was #1 for quite a few years but yeah, it is pretty much the same show with a few new things here and there. But if you hate Jay you'd never like it anyhow.
Like me...I love football but can't stand the Eagles. :lol

Yeah, but then nobody likes the Eagles.

[JudynTX]

But don't forget, Thursday, season premiere of "Always Sunny"!! :elephant

:tu :tu Can't wait!!!!!!!!!!

September is the month when all my shows return. :D

[JoeChalupa]

"Always Sunny"...WTF is that?

[mrsmaalox]

"Always Sunny"...WTF is that?
Here's some short promos:

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[CuckingFunt]

Here's some short promos:

This is my favorite of the promos:

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I've watched it several times and it still cracks me up.

[JoeChalupa]

I guess you have to own a cat to find that funny?

[JoeChalupa]

both the band and team.

how about a rib?


:wakeup

The Eagles...the band...is one of my favorites. Saw them a few times in concert and they are awesome. Then again I've been a fan of them for decades.

[JudynTX]

maalox....did you know Charlie and the Waitress from Sunny were married in real life? :D

[JoeChalupa]

Oh you just had to bring the Eagles into this. :ihit:lol

:lmao I couldn't resist.

[lefty]

Yesterday, I had beef ribs with Texas BBQ sauce

Yummyyyyyyyyyyyy :tu

[CuckingFunt]

I guess you have to own a cat to find that funny?

No. I know people without pets who find it funny.

The cat falling off the table at the end, coupled with Charlie's expression and ever present enthusiasm, just kills me. But that may have something to do with me being familiar with the character and the structure of the show.

[mrsmaalox]

maalox....did you know Charlie and the Waitress from Sunny were married in real life? :D

I think I heard him say that in an interview. He's so funny :lol

[CuckingFunt]

maalox....did you know Charlie and the Waitress from Sunny were married in real life? :D

Mac and Sweet Dee are married, as well.

[JudynTX]

I think I heard him say that in an interview. He's so funny :lol

He's the funniest guy on the show., imo. :lol

[JudynTX]

Mac and Sweet Dee are married, as well.

I did not know that!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

I did not know that!!!!!!!!!!

Yes you did, I told you. You probably thought I meant Charlie and Waitress. Dee is definitely my favorite.

[JudynTX]

Yes you did, I told you. You probably thought I meant Charlie and Waitress. Dee is definitely my favorite.

:lmao You probably did.

Did you know that Danny Devito is only on the set for 20 days? So that means they have to record the scenes with him for all episodes during those days. :wow

[JoeChalupa]

No. I know people without pets who find it funny.

The cat falling off the table at the end, coupled with Charlie's expression and ever present enthusiasm, just kills me. But that may have something to do with me being familiar with the character and the structure of the show.

That must be it then. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao You probably did.

Did you know that Danny Devito is only on the set for 20 days? So that means they have to record the scenes with him for all episodes during those days. :wow

Well it's just the best, funniest show ever.

[JudynTX]

That must be it then. :lol

Joe, rent Season 1 and come back and let us know if you found them funny. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Joe, rent Season 1 and come back and let us know if you found them funny. :lol

Nah, just watch all the seasons here for free http://www.hulu.com/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia

[JoeChalupa]

Joe, rent Season 1 and come back and let us know if you found them funny. :lol

In all honesty I'd never heard of it before and I don't watch many new shows but I'll give it a try. Sometimes I just need to give a try like The Office. I didn't watch it when it first came out then gave it a view and :lol :lol.

But I have a weird sense of humor because The Three Stooges still crack me up.

[JoeChalupa]

Nah, just watch all the seasons here for free http://www.hulu.com/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia

Now that is more my style....free!!

[JoeChalupa]

I didn't watch all the Jay Leno show because of NFL but I did catch his interview with Kanye West and when he asked him what his mother would have thought of his actions at the VMA's it clearly struck Kanye.

[JudynTX]

The SAPD have been busy lately, the lastest casualty was 15 yrs old. He robbed a Valero.

[katyon6th]

I haven't seen the old man with the hot pink backpack in over a week. I hope he's okay.

He was there this morning! He must've taken a vacation. Lucky him.

[JudynTX]

He was there this morning! He must've taken a vacation. Lucky him.

Maybe he was in jail.

[manufan10]

I have the Tuesday blues. :(

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe he was in jail.

Or detox.

[manufan10]

Or detox.

Or locked up in the crazy house.

[marini martini]

or substitute teaching

[JudynTX]

or alien abduction?

[manufan10]

:lmao

Or riding around in his limo.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

or trying to help someone open a brothel with government money :D

[manufan10]

He decided to stay home for the day.

[JudynTX]

Anybody gonna check out that new show on ABC called Flash Forward? It looks good.

[ididnotnothat]

Anybody gonna check out that new show on ABC called Flash Forward? It looks good.

I plan on recording it and rewinding.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Anybody gonna check out that new show on ABC called Flash Forward? It looks good.
it looks interesting.

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[mrsmaalox]

The promos for that show "The Middle" look pretty funny. I'm just not very good at following tv series.

[JudynTX]

it looks interesting.

Yea it does, ABC has been plugging it long enough.


:sleep

What? You're not gonna watch it either? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The promos for that show "The Middle" look pretty funny. I'm just not very good at following tv series.
is that the one with chevy chase? if so, then yes.

[SpursStalker]

Yea it does, ABC has been plugging it long enough.



What? You're not gonna watch it either? :lol

Watch what?

[JudynTX]

Watch what?

Flash Forward on ABC

[mrsmaalox]

Flash Forward on ABC

Obviously Stalker is struggling with the present; don't expect her to Flash Forward! :lol

[SpursStalker]

Flash Forward on ABC

Haven't heard of it.


Obviously Stalker is struggling with the present; don't expect her to Flash Forward! :lol

:lol

I'm struggling with the whole day!

[marini martini]

Went to a Halloween shop today. They had one of those mechanical scary props that was an evil clown scratching it's face till it bled!!!:spless::spless::spless: I think some one must have been reading ST!!!


:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Something bit my thigh :(

[manufan10]

Something bit my thigh :(

Sorry. I'll try to be more careful next time. :D

[marini martini]

I wonder what Geronimo says when he jumps out of a plane?

[manufan10]

I wonder what Geronimo says when he jumps out of a plane?

:lol

That is a very good question.

[JudynTX]

I'm running a lil low on motivation today. :sleep

[mrsmaalox]

I'm running a lil low on motivation today. :sleep

Oh man, I have plenty of motivation! It's the lack of energy that's holding me down :lol

[JudynTX]

Oh man, I have plenty of motivation! It's the lack of energy that's holding me down :lol

I'm low on that too.

[JudynTX]

Watched the movie Knowing, was ok til the end. cheesey ending. :td

[Supreme_Being]

Anyone watched Hot Fuzz?

[manufan10]

I'm low on that too.

<--------- Motivation


:sleep

[ATRAIN]

Anyone watched Hot Fuzz?

Yup

[Dex]

65 minus 13 equals 52.

[ATRAIN]

I wonder if it will rain again if I wash my truck?

[JudynTX]

Free lunches are good :tu

[manufan10]

Free lunches are good :tu

What did you eat?

[JudynTX]

What did you eat?

Brisket sandwich

[manufan10]

Brisket sandwich

:hungry:

Must be nice!

[JudynTX]

:hugry:

Must be nice!

It was so tender. Yum!

[ATRAIN]

I think Maufan wants to bang Panda

[Viva Las Espuelas]

65 minus 13 equals 52.
13 goes into 52 four times.

[manufan10]

It was so tender. Yum!

Thanks for not noticing that I couldn't spell hungry. :lol

[manufan10]

I think Maufan wants to bang Panda

It will be the best bang of her life!

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

It will be the best bang of her life!

:lmao

Yeah maybe but prob the worst of yours..........she is a prude remember?

[manufan10]

Yeah maybe but prob the worst of yours..........she is a prude remember?

Way to bust my bubble. :depressed

[ATRAIN]

Way to bust my bubble. :depressed

Sorry man lol. So how are them valley hos? I havent banged on in a while lol.

[manufan10]

Sorry man lol. So how are them valley hos? I havent banged on in a while lol.

They're not as good as they once were.. to quote Toby Keith. :lol

Nah they're good. I'm glad I decided to join a gym, because that's where the best are found. :D

[ATRAIN]

They're not as good as they once were.. to quote Toby Keith. :lol

Nah they're good. I'm glad I decided to join a gym, because that's where the best are found. :D

What gym you going to? Cornerstone?

When I go visit I go work out at Gold's Gym in brownsville and there is some talent that work out there. I met some girl there last time I went down but I didnt get to "hang" out with her since I was leaving the next day.

[manufan10]

What gym you going to? Cornerstone?

When I go visit I go work out at Gold's Gym in brownsville and there is some talent that work out there. I met some girl there last time I went down but I didnt get to "hang" out with her since I was leaving the next day.

Yeah I go to Cornerstone.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh gross. There's purple Mountain Dew now?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh gross. There's purple Mountain Dew now?
the green one is pretty gross.

[mrsmaalox]

the green one is pretty gross.

Is the green the original one? Cuz I've seen a blue one. And a red one.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah I go to Cornerstone.

Which one, the one by the Hospital? I went there a few times when I was down last with my brother in law. There were some ok girl but there was this one HOT ass trainer but I heard she was like 19.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is the green the original one? yep

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Which one, the one by the Hospital? I went there a few times when I was down last with my brother in law. There were some ok girl but there was this one HOT ass trainer but I heard she was like 19.
she's legal.

[mrsmaalox]

yep

That's the only one I've ever tasted and it is terrible. I'd never try the other colors.

[ATRAIN]

she's legal.

oh yeah I would totally hit it

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's the only one I've ever tasted and it is terrible.
i know. that's what i said.

[mrsmaalox]

i know. that's what i said.

I know. I was agreeing with you.

[manufan10]

Which one, the one by the Hospital? I went there a few times when I was down last with my brother in law. There were some ok girl but there was this one HOT ass trainer but I heard she was like 19.

That's the new gym they just got. I work out at the main one next to Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah, I've seen that trainer. She lives in San Antonio now. :(

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I know. I was agreeing with you.
i see

[ATRAIN]

That's the new gym they just got. I work out at the main one next to Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah, I've seen that trainer. She lives in San Antonio now. :(

Yeah my sister told me...too bad I wanted to see her next time I went down. Next time i go down ill hit you up so you can workout with me.

[JudynTX]

Another Pirates of the Caribbean movie? :rolleyes

[JoeChalupa]

That brunette is the Aveeno commercial is hot.

[manufan10]

Another Pirates of the Caribbean movie? :rolleyes

When? :D

I just found out that they are indeed making "The A-Team" movie. I'm super stoked!!!! :toast

[sonic21]

Another Pirates of the Caribbean movie? :rolleyes

with no Bloom and Keira.

[JoeChalupa]

with no Bloom and Keira.

What about Johnny?

[sonic21]

Sparrow and Barbossa will be in the movie, i'm not sure though, i heard about this a few months ago.

[manufan10]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/09/r4_2011_nonames_v1.jpg

[manufan10]

Depp will also be back at Disney as Tonto in The Lone Ranger, which we already knew. But hey folks, more Depp.

I had no idea they were going to make "The Lone Ranger."

[sonic21]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1298650/

[JudynTX]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/09/r4_2011_nonames_v1.jpg

Enough already!

[manufan10]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:F9ri3hCtpeNBSM:http://www.johnnydeppart.com/a_jackawei.jpg

[manufan10]

Enough already!

It's better than a new stupid Kung Fu Panda movie. :p:

[JudynTX]

It's better than a new stupid Kung Fu Panda movie. :p:

Next year KFP2. :toast

[sonic21]

haven't seen Kung Fu Panda. I almost did but I chose to see Wall E instead.

Wall E >> KFP :toast

[manufan10]

Next year KFP2. :toast

OMG!! Not another one! One cheesy panda movie is enough! :D

[manufan10]

haven't seen Kung Fu Panda. I almost did but I chose to see Wall E instead.

Wall E >> KFP :toast

I haven't seen Wall E yet.

[Fabbs]

Some Tin Roof Sundae ice cream sounds good.

Pirates I was the only good movie of the Pirates series.

[marini martini]

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

[manufan10]

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Testicles. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

No looking forward to taking my kittys to the vet this afternoon.

[JudynTX]

No looking forward to taking my kittys to the vet this afternoon.

Checkup? How many cats do you have?

[mrsmaalox]

Checkup? How many cats do you have?

They had their first shots 3 weeks ago, so now the get the rest or a follow up or something. I have 2 black sisters that are about 4mos old. Kids found them :rolleyes

[JudynTX]

They had their first shots 3 weeks ago, so now the get the rest or a follow up or something. I have 2 black sisters that are about 4mos old. Kids found them :rolleyes

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :D

Astro, my newest is gonna go get his nuts cut off soon. :lmao

[manufan10]

I have 2 black sisters that are about 4mos old. Kids found them :rolleyes

You know slavery is illegal right? Did you call CPS?? Are they twins??

:lol

[manufan10]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :D

Astro, my newest is gonna go get his nuts cut off soon. :lmao

Don't do it! Let him have his dignity.. poor guy.

[ATRAIN]

http://i31.tinypic.com/33ae1pe.gif

Saw this in someones sig and cant stop laughing

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i31.tinypic.com/33ae1pe.gif

Saw this in someones sig and cant stop laughing

yeah i was wondering if it's real or a doctored gif. pretty hilarious.

[Soul_Patch]

Working from home has its perks, but it isnt as cool as some people might think.

[JudynTX]

This cooler weather feels so good right now. :hat

[manufan10]

It rained yesterday. I hope it rains again today.

[manufan10]

Just checked... no rain until Saturday and Sunday. :( Oh well.

[iggypop123]

dump # 1 today went well

[marini martini]

Just checked... no rain until Saturday and Sunday. :( Oh well.

That''s tomorrow and the next day!!!:rolleyes

[manufan10]

That''s tomorrow and the next day!!!:rolleyes

Those are football days. I don't want the clouds/rain to mess up my satellite reception! :depressed

[JoeChalupa]

I have to drive all the way out to La Cantera to serve drinks and snacks during breaktime at a conference for 15 minutes and then drive all the way back home. Sucks considering I'm still on crutches and can't drive.

[mrsmaalox]

I burned my bagel :(

[nkdlunch]

hung over. what the hell did I drink last nite?

[Soul_Patch]

hung over. what the hell did I drink last nite?

Is this a contest? What happens if we guess right?

[PakiDan]

hung over. what the hell did I drink last nite?

4 parts Natural Ice, 2 parts dog piss, and 1 part jizz.

[jack sommerset]

convincing a girl on webcam to show her vagina is a win in my book

[marini martini]

Back, ye scurvy dogs!

[JudynTX]

lol Cowboys

[manufan10]

lol Cowboys

You're one to talk! :lol

lol 48-22

[JudynTX]

You're one to talk! :lol

lol 48-22

Dude! You failed in front of 105,000 fans! :lol

[manufan10]

Dude! You failed in front of 105,000 fans! :lol

They were in the game, and could have won, unlike the Eagles. :lol

[JudynTX]

They were in the game, and could have won, unlike the Eagles. :lol

I wasn't expecting much with Kolb, he's got alot of work to do.

[marini martini]

Weren't the Cowboy's winning until the last 2 minutes???

[manufan10]

Weren't the Cowboy's winning until the last 2 minutes???

It was back and forth the whole game. The Giants kicked a field goal to win it with no time remaining on the clock.

[marini martini]

Dumb ass Cowboys!!!:nope

[manufan10]

Dumb ass Cowboys!!!:nope

:lol

[JudynTX]

Is anyone else watching Fringe?

[mrsmaalox]

I think golden Oreos are much more delicious than the chocolate ones.

[sonic21]

i stopped smoking yesterday.

[manufan10]

I heard there's a cold front coming. :)

[JudynTX]

I heard there's a cold front coming. :)

They lied to you.

[angel_luv]

i stopped smoking yesterday.

That's awesome! Congrats! :)

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I can't stand the fact that the lady who played the worst president in the history of 24 got an Emmy for stinking up pretty much an entire half of every episode. And not so much as a single nomination for Burn Notice? WTF?

[PakiDan]

I think golden Oreos are much more delicious than the chocolate ones.

I think Golden showers are much more refreshing than the regular ones.

[JudynTX]

I can't stand the fact that the lady who played the worst president in the history of 24 got an Emmy for stinking up pretty much an entire half of every episode. And not so much as a single nomination for Burn Notice? WTF?

:lol That didn't bother me as much as how stiff Neil Patrick Harris was. FAIL @ hosting.

[PakiDan]

:lol That didn't bother me as much as how stiff Neil Patrick Harris was. FAIL @ hosting.

I didn't see it, but he actually got pretty rave reviews.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I was flipping back and forth between the Emmy's and the Cowboys/Giants game so I didn't see a ton of NPH's hosting stuff, but I enjoyed most of what I did see. The Dr. Horrible hijacking segment was particularly amusing. Not nearly as amusing as watching the Cowboys blow it late, but amusing. The rest of the show was pretty useless. I'm pretty sure Tracy Morgan was high as a kite when he was presenting.

[manufan10]

They lied to you.

I didn't say when. :p: :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I think Golden showers are much more refreshing than the regular ones.

Hmm. One would think that golden showers would be warming.

[ATRAIN]

Hmm. One would think that golden showers would be warming.

You should know mugrossa

[mrsmaalox]

You should know mugrossa

:lol You're such a dork! :lol

[JoeChalupa]

I'm so happy for FMLA!

[JudynTX]

I'm so happy for FMLA!

:lol Fuck My Life Asshole?

[manufan10]

Fuck My Lonely Asshole! :eyebrows


:lmao

[RichardSimmons]

:lol Fuck My Life Asshole?

:elephant :elephant

[SpursStalker]

It's raining ...

:downspin:

[Soul_Patch]

I have borderline cholesterol...i guess i finally have the motivation to stop eating mexican fucking food...


damn you mexicans, and your addicting food!

[JudynTX]

The nerve of some people! :bang

[manufan10]

Ready to go to sleep.. Didn't sleep well last night. :bang

[mrsmaalox]

I'm going to be lazy today :spin

[JudynTX]

Mole for lunch, no thanks. :vomit:

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[PakiDan]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[ATRAIN]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

cause either you have a small penis or you have been messing with women who are unclean...........aka Maalox or Spursstalker

[ATRAIN]

I would have said Panda too but we all know she is a prude

[JudynTX]

I would have said Panda too but we all know she is a prude

:lol Dude! You just won't let that shit go.

[ATRAIN]

:lol Dude! You just won't let that shit go.

What are you talking about Prude?

[manufan10]

:lmao

[JudynTX]

:lmao

ATRAIN isn't that funny. :wakeup

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN isn't that funny. :wakeup

Just cause im making fun of you :downspin:

[SpursStalker]

cause either you have a small penis or you have been messing with women who are unclean...........aka Maalox or Spursstalker

Fuck off ...

[JudynTX]

Just cause im making fun of you :downspin:

Don't quit your day job :lol

[ATRAIN]

Fuck off ...

:lmao how does one fuck off?

[ATRAIN]

Don't quit your day job :lol

You see your laughing

[JudynTX]

You see your laughing

:bang

[manufan10]

ATRAIN isn't that funny. :wakeup

:depressed

I thought the whole sequence was funny. :p:

[ATRAIN]

:depressed

I thought the whole sequence was funny. :p:

That was just Pandaspur being a prude again

[SpursStalker]

NkwJ-g0iJ6w

[ATRAIN]

^^ If thats a reply to me, I cant see youtube at work.

[mrsmaalox]

ATRAIN is almost as obsessed with me as he is with Cosmic Cowboy.

[marini martini]

Uh oh!!!!:rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN is almost as obsessed with me as he is with Cosmic Cowboy.

:lmao im not obsessed with either of you two old asses

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Just iced a guy named Tony Montana on Mafia Wars and looted an M16A1 in the process. The internets are funny like that sometimes.

[ATRAIN]

Just iced a guy named Tony Montana on Mafia Wars and looted an M16A1 in the process. The internets are funny like that sometimes.

How does that game or farmville work?

[mrsmaalox]

My friend Christina, who is a chef, brought me a small tray of crepes with mango, strawberries and freshly whipped cream. Y'all try not to be jealous!

[ATRAIN]

My friend Christina, who is a chef, brought me a small tray of crepes with mango, strawberries and freshly whipped cream. Y'all try not to be jealous!

Go ahead and stuff your face maranna

[JoeChalupa]

I just shaved my chest.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Dunno about Farmville but it's basically just a little micromanaging game. You get health and energy points, then you click on buttons that either commit some sort of crime (which gets you money to buy stuff) or buttons to fight other mobsters. You can level up and do bigger jobs and shit. It's super simply but oddly addictive. I expect Farmville is much the same since those Facebook app games aren't too damn deep.

[ATRAIN]

I just shaved my chest.


should have gotten it waxed

[ATRAIN]

Dunno about Farmville but it's basically just a little micromanaging game. You get health and energy points, then you click on buttons that either commit some sort of crime (which gets you money to buy stuff) or buttons to fight other mobsters. You can level up and do bigger jobs and shit. It's super simply but oddly addictive. I expect Farmville is much the same since those Facebook app games aren't too damn deep.

They are both addicting from what I hear

[angel_luv]

My friend Christina, who is a chef, brought me a small tray of crepes with mango, strawberries and freshly whipped cream. Y'all try not to be jealous!

Sharing food reduces individual calorie intake. I'm just saying...

Some of us have not had lunch yet. :(

[JoeChalupa]

should have gotten it waxed

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Go ahead and stuff your face maranna

Sure will, mierda de perro :)

[ATRAIN]

:lol

You totally pussed out

[ATRAIN]

Sure will, mierda de perro :)

:jack

[JudynTX]

I just shaved my chest.

Just for fun? :lol

[ATRAIN]

Just for fun? :lol

Yeah when im really bored I shave my balls

[JoeChalupa]

Just for fun? :lol

Having all kinds of test done on Thursday and they told me I should shave it before coming in so I figured what the hell.

[JudynTX]

Yeah when im really bored I shave my balls

In the dark?


Having all kinds of test done on Thursday and they told me I should shave it before coming in so I figured what the hell.

Hope all goes well.

[ATRAIN]

Having all kinds of test done on Thursday and they told me I should shave it before coming in so I figured what the hell.

Have you been touching your chest now that all your hair is gone? Everything ok?

[manufan10]

I used Nair once....

[ATRAIN]

In the dark?


No not the dark you freak

[JoeChalupa]

It went fine and I didn't hurt my nipples.

[JoeChalupa]

Have you been touching your chest now that all your hair is gone? Everything ok?

I take it you touch your balls when the hair is all gone?

[ATRAIN]

I used Nair once....

I heard that shit smells.


My sister was testing out some new wax she got and she asked if she could try it out on my chest. My brother in law pussed out so I said fuck it. Man that shit hurt like a mother fucker.

[manufan10]

It went fine and I didn't hurt my nipples.

Well that's a good thing. You can milk anything that has nipples.

[ATRAIN]

I take it you touch your balls when the hair is all gone?

Hair or not I touch my balls, you saying you dont? Shit I touched my balls 10 mins ago when I took a piss.

[ATRAIN]

Well that's a good thing. You can milk anything that has nipples.

DUDE WTF!! Quit day dreaming about milking Joe!!