The completely random thought thread

[JudynTX]

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Maalox can wax her nipples and tie her shoes at the same time.

[JoeChalupa]

Hair or not I touch my balls, you saying you dont? Shit I touched my balls 10 mins ago when I took a piss.

Hey, I have to adjust my boys from time to time.

[manufan10]

I heard that shit smells.


It smells like burning hair. :lol

[ATRAIN]

Hey, I have to adjust my boys from time to time.

There you go, there is nothing wrong with that. Remember if you shake it more than twice your playing with it.

[ATRAIN]

It smells like burning hair. :lol

Does it actually work?

[manufan10]

DUDE WTF!! Quit day dreaming about milking Joe!!

:lol


Greg: I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story?
Jack: Sure.
Greg: My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 30 of them. And there was this one little runt... this little sweet little... little-engine-that-could runt... who wanted to get up there and couldn't really get access to the — to the — to the — to the — to the teat.
Jack: Teat?
Pam: Dad.
Greg: What have you. I went in and just simply, you know, just... into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto — that's what I named him.
Dina: I had — I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg: Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack: I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

[manufan10]

Does it actually work?

Yeah. Quick and painless. I didn't have to worry about crying like a girl. :toast

[ATRAIN]

Yeah. Quick and painless. I didn't have to worry about crying like a girl. :toast

LMAO so where did you use the Nair or do I not want to know? So you just put it on and wipe it off?

[JudynTX]

Lovin this cooler weather!!!!!!!!!! :downspin:

[ATRAIN]

Lovin this cooler weather!!!!!!!!!! :downspin:

I left work to go get some breakfast and it was nice. One of those mornings where you sit outside and sip on a nice Mocha. Then again if I wasnt at work I would be asleep and I wouldnt be enjoying this morning anyways.

[JudynTX]

I left work to go get some breakfast and it was nice. One of those mornings where you sit outside and sip on a nice Mocha.

Exactly


Then again if I wasnt at work I would be asleep and I wouldnt be enjoying this morning anyways.

I'd be snuggling that's for sure.

[ATRAIN]

Exactly



I'd be snuggling that's for sure.

Then again I did go to sleep semi early and feel refreshed today SOO who knows. This would be a good morning for a nice jog then grab a nice mocha and sit outside and read the paper. I love fall in Austin.

[ATRAIN]

I should pick up smoking again so I can spend more time outside

[JudynTX]

I should pick up smoking again so I can spend more time outside

Just pretend to be. :lol

[ATRAIN]

Just pretend to be. :lol

Ill go buy some of those Candy Cigs LMAO.

[ATRAIN]

I wonder what everyone would think if I started dating a girl that just a baby a few months ago. ( Father is a dead beat ex of hers that basically gave up all rights to child and lives in Florida)

[JudynTX]

Ill go buy some of those Candy Cigs LMAO.

I used to buy those as a kid, thought I was cool.

[ATRAIN]

I used to buy those as a kid, thought I was cool.

Yeah the ones where they had a coat of sugar on the tip and it made it seem like smoke was coming out of it lol. The candy I used to love as a kid was those little juice filled wax bottles. Remember those? I wonder if they still sell those.

[JudynTX]

Yeah the ones where they had a coat of sugar on the tip and it made it seem like smoke was coming out of it lol. The candy I used to love as a kid was those little juice filled wax bottles. Remember those? I wonder if they still sell those.

Dude, those wax bottles were horrible, most disgusting candy ever invented.

I did like those wax vampire teeth they sell for Halloween. :lol

[ATRAIN]

Dude, those wax bottles were horrible, most disgusting candy ever invented.

I did like those wax vampire teeth they sell for Halloween. :lol

LOL NO WAY those candies were awesome. Those and Fun dip were the best candy ever. Not only were they candy but fun to play with. I used to buy those vampire teeth.

[manufan10]

Lovin this cooler weather!!!!!!!!!! :downspin:

Told ya a cool front was coming..

[manufan10]

Yeah the ones where they had a coat of sugar on the tip and it made it seem like smoke was coming out of it lol. The candy I used to love as a kid was those little juice filled wax bottles. Remember those? I wonder if they still sell those.

I was just thinking about those candies the other day. Birthday parties and Halloween was when I got those the most.

[JudynTX]

LOL NO WAY those candies were awesome. Those and Fun dip were the best candy ever. Not only were they candy but fun to play with. I used to buy those vampire teeth.

I wasn't a fan of the Fun Dip shit either.


Told ya a cool front was coming..

I should have listened. :(

[manufan10]

LMAO so where did you use the Nair or do I not want to know? So you just put it on and wipe it off?

I used it on my legs. You apply it, leave it on for a few seconds. Then you either wipe it off with a towel, or you can hop in the shower and rinse it off, and the hair comes right off.

[ATRAIN]

I was just thinking about those candies the other day. Birthday parties and Halloween was when I got those the most.

LOL guess thats a valley thing lol. Hey im going to be down prob in Oct. You down to hit up the gym?

[ATRAIN]

I wasn't a fan of the Fun Dip shit either.




WOW whats wrong with you

[ATRAIN]

I used it on my legs. You apply it, leave it on for a few seconds. Then you either wipe it off with a towel, or you can hop in the shower and rinse it off, and the hair comes right off.

That just sounds fucked up, its like cancer in a cream

[manufan10]

LOL guess thats a valley thing lol. Hey im going to be down prob in Oct. You down to hit up the gym?

Yeah, sounds good.

[manufan10]

That just sounds fucked up, its like cancer in a cream

:lol

[JudynTX]

WOW whats wrong with you

You know what we would do in middle school. Take the little packets of Kool-Aid mix, dip them in our palm and lick them. :lmao

[manufan10]

You know what we would do in middle school. Take the little packets of Kool-Aid mix, dip them in our palm and lick them. :lmao

My mom use to kill me for that.. those are for supper not for you to be eating as a snack! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah the ones where they had a coat of sugar on the tip and it made it seem like smoke was coming out of it lol. The candy I used to love as a kid was those little juice filled wax bottles. Remember those? I wonder if they still sell those.

My kid just bought some of those wax things on Saturday at HobbyLobby.

[JudynTX]

My mom use to kill me for that.. those are for supper not for you to be eating as a snack! :lol

:lol :lol Cherry was my favorite.

[mrsmaalox]

You know what we would do in middle school. Take the little packets of Kool-Aid mix, dip them in our palm and lick them. :lmao

Too messy. PixyStix rules all that powder candy stuff.

[ATRAIN]

You know what we would do in middle school. Take the little packets of Kool-Aid mix, dip them in our palm and lick them. :lmao


My mom use to kill me for that.. those are for supper not for you to be eating as a snack! :lol

LOL WTF........Manufan you know you used to go across and get the Salt and Lime packs or the Big LUCAS bottles that were either the Chile or Salt and Lime. That shit was sooo good but would give you killer stomach aches but it was like crack you couldnt stop eating them.

[ATRAIN]

My kid just bought some of those wax things on Saturday at HobbyLobby.

NICE did you try one?

[JudynTX]

Too messy. PixyStix rules all that powder candy stuff.

PixyStix = cocaine for kids :lol

[ATRAIN]

PixyStix = cocaine for kids :lol

LOL did you snort them?

[mrsmaalox]

NICE did you try one?

Sure did. Tasted like an orange popsicle :tu But my dog ate the wax part :(

[ATRAIN]

Sure did. Tasted like an orange popsicle :tu But my dog ate the wax part :(

YOU SEE those things rock!!

[JudynTX]

LOL did you snort them?

Being silly.

I loved Pop Rocks too. :D

[desflood]

There was a very large wild hog in the field right behind my backyard last night. Normally I would tell my neighbors to watch out for their dog, who gets out of their yard constantly, but the mutt has crapped in my yard multiple times and I hope the little f*cker gets eaten.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I actually did know a guy who snorted a pixie stick once. He was kind of a dumbass. The experiment did not go well for him.

[mrsmaalox]

Being silly.

I loved Pop Rocks too. :D

I only tried those one time. I got scared by all the rumors about them blowing up your stomache.

[ATRAIN]

There was a very large wild hog in the field right behind my backyard last night. Normally I would tell my neighbors to watch out for their dog, who gets out of their yard constantly, but the mutt has crapped in my yard multiple times and I hope the little f*cker gets eaten.

LOL damn Des thats kind of mean.

[ATRAIN]

I actually did know a guy who snorted a pixie stick once. He was kind of a dumbass. The experiment did not go well for him.

LMAO what happened?

[mrsmaalox]

There was a very large wild hog in the field right behind my backyard last night. Normally I would tell my neighbors to watch out for their dog, who gets out of their yard constantly, but the mutt has crapped in my yard multiple times and I hope the little f*cker gets eaten.

Jessica Simpson forum.

[ATRAIN]

I only tried those one time. I got scared by all the rumors about them blowing up your stomache.

With a coke lol. Yeah they did it on myth busters.

[Soul_Patch]

People with long scrolling signature blocks annoy the crap out of me...does anyone actually take the time to look at them, or just get annoyed when you are scrolling a page and have to spend 30 sec just getting past one signature.

yes i know all of the little ways to avoid it, but its dumb anyway....

[mrsmaalox]

People with long scrolling signature blocks annoy the crap out of me...does anyone actually take the time to look at them, or just get annoyed when you are scrolling a page and have to spend 30 sec just getting past one signature.

yes i know all of the little ways to avoid it, but its dumb anyway....

Is mine too big? I've always wondered about that.

[Soul_Patch]

Signatures with large animated gifs that totaly destroy my browser frame rates are even better...especially when there are about 5 different 15 second videos in one sig...thats awesome stuff there!

i think im going to work on putting a full HD version of the entire lonesome dove movie in my sig in about 1280 x 1024 format...i bet people would enjoy it!

[Soul_Patch]

a little, but not NEAR as bad as some others...try the mma forum if you want to see some obscene sig blocks...Atrain has managed to get his up to obnoxious levels lately.

[Soul_Patch]

Send me that pic malox, and ill reduce it to a more suitable size, if you care :)

[desflood]

LOL damn Des thats kind of mean.
I actually just warned them anyway. It's irritating, though, that this little monster (it's one of those shitzu-pomeranian mixes) gets out of its own yard and comes into mine to bark at me, then takes a dump and walks away like nothing happened. I love animals; this is the first dog I have ever met and intensely disliked.

[mrsmaalox]

a little, but not NEAR as bad as some others...try the mma forum if you want to see some obscene sig blocks...Atrain has managed to get his up to obnoxious levels lately.

Yes ATRAIN always tends to push the limits of obnoxious!

[ATRAIN]

a little, but not NEAR as bad as some others...try the mma forum if you want to see some obscene sig blocks...Atrain has managed to get his up to obnoxious levels lately.

LOL yeah I do it on purpose actually. Its funny to me when people complain about it but ill prob change it soon man. Patch lets revive our ipod thread.

[ATRAIN]

Is mine too big? I've always wondered about that.

No just stupid :lmao

[ATRAIN]

Yes ATRAIN always tends to push the limits of obnoxious!

Why thanks for noticing, glad im doing a good job :danceclub

[mrsmaalox]

No just stupid :lmao

I'll take your word for it; cuz if there's something you are an expert at, it's stupidity :)

[Soul_Patch]

I went ahead and went with the big sig trend, i think im going to like this.

[JudynTX]

I have sigs turned off, because some of them are X-rated. :lol

[ATRAIN]

I'll take your word for it; cuz if there's something you are an expert at, it's stupidity :)

I blame it all my interaction with you

[manufan10]

LOL WTF........Manufan you know you used to go across and get the Salt and Lime packs or the Big LUCAS bottles that were either the Chile or Salt and Lime. That shit was sooo good but would give you killer stomach aches but it was like crack you couldnt stop eating them.

What do you mean used to? I still get them. :lol

I remember I ate too much of the Salt and Lime.. and I threw it all up. What did I do? Ate some more. :lol

[ATRAIN]

i went ahead and went with the big sig trend, i think im going to like this.

lmao nice

[ATRAIN]

I have sigs turned off, because some of them are X-rated. :lol

Prude

[ATRAIN]

What do you mean used to? I still get them. :lol

I remember I ate too much of the Salt and Lime.. and I threw it all up. What did I do? Ate some more. :lol

Fucking Crack I tell you. Dude Mex used to have them in those huge 10 packs for like 5 bucks. I used to buy candy from Mexico and sell them under the table at school lol.

[JudynTX]

Prude

What if my boss saw that shit? :wow

[Soul_Patch]

I went through a drawer the other day and found all sorts of CD's i didnt even realize i still had.

Some really good stuff in there.


Listening to The Seahorses now, great group to only have done one album.

[ATRAIN]

What if my boss saw that shit? :wow

none of it is xrated, what are you talking about.

[ATRAIN]

I went through a drawer the other day and found all sorts of CD's i didnt even realize i still had.

Some really good stuff in there.


Listening to The Seahorses now, great group to only have done one album.

Its too bad when that happens. DUDE guess what just came on......TRAVIS!!!

[manufan10]

I have sigs turned off, because some of them are X-rated. :lol

I have sigs and avatars turned off while I'm at work. I don't need someone to walk by and then some chick with a nice rack in sexy lingerie pops up while I'm scrolling down through a thread. :lol

[JudynTX]

I have sigs and avatars turned off while I'm at work. I don't need someone to walk by and then some chick with a nice rack in sexy lingerie pops up while I'm scrolling down through a thread. :lol


That's what I'm saying. It's bad enough I watch Bibi Bird all day long. :lol

[Soul_Patch]

I think my son still remembers Travis...when i play "the boy with no name" he usually starts smiling and doing his funny kid dance.

It was his first concert he went to, at around 6 months pregnant still in the womb...he loves it, i wonder if it is a coincidence?

[Soul_Patch]

That's what I'm saying. It's bad enough I watch Bibi Bird all day long. :lol



If you guys have sigs turned off, you are missing out on the awesomeness that is my new sig.

[ATRAIN]

I have sigs and avatars turned off while I'm at work. I don't need someone to walk by and then some chick with a nice rack in sexy lingerie pops up while I'm scrolling down through a thread. :lol

Pussy


That's what I'm saying. It's bad enough I watch Bibi Bird all day long. :lol

Prude


If you guys have sigs turned off, you are missing out on the awesomeness that is my new sig.

Hell yes

[ATRAIN]

I think my son still remembers Travis...when i play "the boy with no name" he usually starts smiling and doing his funny kid dance.

It was his first concert he went to, at around 6 months pregnant still in the womb...he loves it, i wonder if it is a coincidence?

WOW really, thats awesome. How old is he now?

[manufan10]

Pussy



Prude



Hell yes

:lol

[Soul_Patch]

WOW really, thats awesome. How old is he now?

Almost 2. He is the coolest thing i have ever seen to be honest. Never knew how awesome having a little "mini u" would actually be.

This is him from a couple of nights ago.

http://i37.tinypic.com/n2ygcw.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Almost 2. He is the coolest thing i have ever seen to be honest. Never knew how awesome having a little "mini u" would actually be.

This is him from a couple of nights ago.

http://i37.tinypic.com/n2ygcw.jpg

Thats awesome man

[ATRAIN]

Man I really need a nap right about now.

[Soul_Patch]

I am now an Adobe Captivate Pro! been creating help videos for one of our government projects all morning, well for the past week actually.

nice to have some music up loud, windows open, and making money! working from home has its perks i guess.

[mrsmaalox]

My sweet 85yr old neighbor got taken away in an ambulance last night :(

[ATRAIN]

My sweet 85yr old neighbor got taken away in an ambulance last night :(

that sucks getting old sucks

[mrsmaalox]

that sucks getting old sucks

She's just so frail. I haven't heard from her husband yet, I don't want to call him in case he's sleeping. I hope she's okay.

[ATRAIN]

She's just so frail. I haven't heard from her husband yet, I don't want to call him in case he's sleeping. I hope she's okay.

Yeah I hope so too. Do you guys play bingo together being so close in age and all?

[Soul_Patch]

Yeah I hope so too. Do you guys play bingo together being so close in age and all?

:lmao

[JudynTX]

I just heard something depressing. FML

[ATRAIN]

I just heard something depressing. FML

What happened?

[JudynTX]

What happened?

Work related, lots of changes and possible firings. Sigh!

[ATRAIN]

Work related, lots of changes and possible firings. Sigh!

Yeah hang in there that shit happened here. The budget came out and they cut 20 jobs to cut corners. So out of those 20 positions they had to lay off 10, 10 of those jobs werent filled yet. In my dept they cut out OT, but they went back and said nevermind so I still have my 24 hours of OT a month.

[JudynTX]

Yeah hang in there that shit happened here. The budget came out and they cut 20 jobs to cut corners. So out of those 20 positions they had to lay off 10, 10 of those jobs werent filled yet. In my dept they cut out OT, but they went back and said nevermind so I still have my 24 hours of OT a month.

Top management sucks.

[angel_luv]

I hope everything works out well for you Panda Spur. I will pray that it does. :)

[ATRAIN]

Top management sucks.

Yeah damn the man, what sucks for us is that we are governed by the state so they basically tell us what we need to do and what not.

[manufan10]

I hope all goes well for you PandaSpur. :)

[ATRAIN]

I hope all goes well for you PandaSpur. :)

Im sure it will, youll be find PS

[JudynTX]

Thanks ya'll. :)

[ATRAIN]

welcome prude lmao

[JudynTX]

:lol:lol:lol

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[Gordon Gekko]

Top management sucks.

Not being top management sucks even worse.

[marini martini]

Dayum.........................every one's been nice in here for the last 5 pages! WTF???

[SpursStalker]

Dayum.........................every one's been nice in here for the last 5 pages! WTF???

:makeout

It's raining.

[ATRAIN]

:makeout

It's raining.

Your point is?

[marini martini]

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

[SpursStalker]

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

ATRAIN's house?

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Some odd threads showed up during the night. Appears the alcohol was flowing :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Spursreport

[JudynTX]

Some odd threads showed up during the night. Appears the alcohol was flowing :lol

And they weren't in the Troll forum? :lol

[ATRAIN]

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

In Maalox's vag

[mrsmaalox]

And they weren't in the Troll forum? :lol

Nah that place is D-E-A-D.

[JudynTX]

Nah that place is D-E-A-D.

I noticed alot of threads that were started in The Club were moved to the Troll Forum. :downspin:

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN's house?

:lol

That explains why you have been wanting to come over.

[mrsmaalox]

In Maalox's vag

No dear, we both know that is heaven :)

[ATRAIN]

No dear, we both know that is heaven :)

:lmao :lmao :lmao WOW really :lmao :lmao Seriously :lmao :lmao

[marini martini]

No dear, we both know that is heaven :)

Best come back for the day!!!:toast

[Bigzax]

Nah that place is D-E-A-D.


chalupa's big toe was doing all the leg work.

[ATRAIN]

Best come back for the day!!!:toast

actually it wasnt but I know you hens stick together

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao :lmao :lmao WOW really :lmao :lmao Seriously :lmao :lmao

Yes really. Why else would you be trying so hard to get there? ;)

[ATRAIN]

Yes really. Why else would you be trying so hard to get there? ;)

:lmao you basically just used the comeback I used against stalker, nice try though.

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[marini martini]

Okay........................Would if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about???

[mrsmaalox]

Okay........................Would if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about???
:huh

Marini, put down the bong!!

[SpursStalker]

Okay........................Would if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about???


:huh

Marini, put down the bong!!

:lmao

[marini martini]

:huh

Marini, put down the bong!!


:lmao

:downspin:

[manufan10]

Okay........................Would if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about???

Then you got to put your right foot in and shake it all about.

[marini martini]

Then you got to put your right foot in and shake it all about.

Still watchin' the juvies, I see!!!!:lol

[manufan10]

Still watchin' the juvies, I see!!!!:lol

Yes, and it's awkward when I'm doing the hokey pokey and typing. :lol

[marini martini]

Glad you're setting such a good example for our youth!!!:toast

[manufan10]

Glad you're setting such a good example for our youth!!!:toast

If I don't teach them the hokey pokey, who will?

:D

[JudynTX]

Someone needs to answer my PM.

[manufan10]

Someone needs to answer my PM.

I already told you I can't send you nude pics.. geez! :lol

[SpursStalker]

I already told you I can't send you nude pics.. geez! :lol

:wow

[SpursStalker]

It's raining ....

[JudynTX]

I need a nap!

[ATRAIN]

Someone needs to answer my PM.

:lmao

Sorry calm down woman

[SpursStalker]

It's Friday!!

:toast :downspin:

[ATRAIN]

Fucking Alarm clock wouldnt snooze right this morning!!!!:bang

[biological clock]

Fucking Alarm clock wouldnt snooze right this morning!!!!:bang

No time for snoozin' now!!!

[JudynTX]

I didn't watch The Office or Survivor so I can't post in those threads yet. :lol

[JoeChalupa]

I'm hungry

[mrsmaalox]

I didn't watch The Office or Survivor so I can't post in those threads yet. :lol

I watched them both! And Always Sunny. And that one with Chevy Chase. I got into bed at 7pm and got my tv fix for the week---I'm good til next Thursday :tu

[JudynTX]

I watched them both! And Always Sunny. And that one with Chevy Chase. I got into bed at 7pm and got my tv fix for the week---I'm good til next Thursday :tu

I haven't seen the new show with CC.

[JoeChalupa]

That one with Chevy Chase is good. I watched that one.

[ATRAIN]

cant wait till 3 o clock today!!!!

[JoeChalupa]

5 o'clock for me!!

[JudynTX]

I watched them both! And Always Sunny. And that one with Chevy Chase. I got into bed at 7pm and got my tv fix for the week---I'm good til next Thursday :tu

Have you seen the one called Modern Times on ABC? I thought it was pretty funny.

[ATRAIN]

5 o'clock for me!!

ill be well into my nap by then

[JoeChalupa]

ill be well into my nap by then

I'll get there by 7

[mrsmaalox]

Have you seen the one called Modern Times on ABC? I thought it was pretty funny.

I like the promo; maybe sometime I'll happen across it.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll get there by 7

Well ATRAIN should have the bed nice and warmed up for you by then :lol

[ATRAIN]

I'll get there by 7

Ill be hopefully waking up by then.

[ATRAIN]

Well ATRAIN should have the bed nice and warmed up for you by then :lol

LOL yeah wtf when I re- read that I was like your not coming over to my place for a nap Joe. I mean we are cool and all but come on lol.

[ATRAIN]

Well ATRAIN should have the bed nice and warmed up for you by then :lol

Maalox this was prob the first time ever you were semi funny, I mean you almost made me smile just now.

[JudynTX]

Well ATRAIN should have the bed nice and warmed up for you by then :lol


LOL yeah wtf when I re- read that I was like your not coming over to my place for a nap Joe. I mean we are cool and all but come on lol.

:rollin

I can't take afternoon naps, I feel horrible when I wake up. Only when I'm sick. *cough cough*

[manufan10]

Well ATRAIN should have the bed nice and warmed up for you by then :lol

:lmao


All new season of Smallville starts tonight! WOOO!

[manufan10]

Ill be hopefully waking up by then.

So you'll be awake when Joe comes over. Perfect. :tu

[mrsmaalox]

Maalox this was prob the first time ever you were semi funny, I mean you almost made me smile just now.

Aw come on, we know I've made you smile before :D

[JoeChalupa]

Well ATRAIN should have the bed nice and warmed up for you by then :lol

DAmn it. :lol

[JoeChalupa]

:rollin

I can't take afternoon naps, I feel horrible when I wake up. Only when I'm sick. *cough cough*

Me too. Naps last at least an hour for me.

[ATRAIN]

:rollin

I can't take afternoon naps, I feel horrible when I wake up. Only when I'm sick. *cough cough*

F no I love friday after work naps, im going to set my alarm till 6 ish.

[ATRAIN]

Aw come on, we know I've made you smile before :D

You make me wanna pull my eyes out 98% of the time with your lame posting.

[SpursStalker]

It's not raining ...

:D

[ATRAIN]

One of my friends family all got the swine flu!!! I was around them on sunday, I hope I wasnt exposed.:bang

[ATRAIN]

It's not raining ...

:D

Gawd dammit are you trying to compete with maalox for the worst poster of the year award?

[ATRAIN]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8760/nowharrgarbl.gif:lmao

[SpursStalker]

bX2xbqWtyJU

[mrsmaalox]

One of my friends family all got the swine flu!!! I was around them on sunday, I hope I wasnt exposed.:bang

Shit, you're the swine! You exposed them!

[marini martini]

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

[ChumpDumper]

The hotelplanner.com tv ad campaign seems to be based on the Ambiguously Gay Duo skits from SNL.

[ATRAIN]

Shit, you're the swine! You exposed them!

and then you go back to the lameness that is maalox

[mrsmaalox]

and then you go back to the lameness that is maalox

Oh right. I forgot you hold everyone to the same high posting standards that you have set for yourself :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

Oh right. I forgot you hold everyone to the same high posting standards that you have set for yourself :rolleyes

Thats right, now bow down in my presence

[RichardSimmons]

Thats right, now bow down in my presence

I prefer you bend over in my presence.

[ATRAIN]

I prefer you bend over in my presence.

Yes Richard we know what you prefer

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh. I scalded my tongue with coffee this morning and it's driving me crazy!!

[s0ldEONs0ul]

i'm new to the forum ... what's up :)

[PakiDan]

The hotelplanner.com tv ad campaign seems to be based on the Ambiguously Gay Duo skits from SNL.

except not funny and 4 times as gay.

[PakiDan]

i'm new to the forum ... what's up :)

You picked a great thread to start in newbie.

[JudynTX]

I'm going to get the flu shot today.

[s0ldEONs0ul]

You picked a great thread to start in newbie.

Your heart isn't as big as advertised!

[manufan10]

I'm going to get the flu shot today.

Whenever my grandmother gets the flu shot, she ends up getting the flu. :lol

[JudynTX]

Whenever my grandmother gets the flu shot, she ends up getting the flu. :lol

:bang I better not get sick! FML

[Fabbs]

This cupcake had an awful lot of frosting on it.
But i ate it anyways and it was good.

[ATRAIN]

You picked a great thread to start in newbie.

Damn you dont have to be so mean pak

[PakiDan]

Your heart isn't as big as advertised!

haha! I was complimenting your bravery! .... and welcome!

[PakiDan]

Damn you dont have to be so mean pak

I know... I immediately felt bad, and commenced five minutes of self loathing and deprecation, then I apologized.

[ATRAIN]

I know... I immediately felt bad, and commenced five minutes of self loathing and deprecation, then I apologized.

hug it out

[ATRAIN]

Ugh. I scalded my tongue with coffee this morning and it's driving me crazy!!

Too bad it wasnt your hands

[JoeChalupa]

I'm wearing a holter heart monitor and feel weird.

[PakiDan]

I'm wearing a holter heart monitor and feel weird.

I'm wearing a halter top with a big heart on it, and I feel weird.

[mrsmaalox]

mmmmm kettle corn!!

[manufan10]

I'm wearing a halter top with a big heart on it, and I feel weird.

:lol

Prove it.

:wakeup

[manufan10]

mmmmm kettle corn!!

I love kettle corn..

[JudynTX]

One year ago, my mother passed away. :( It still feels like it happened yesterday. She was surrounded by all her family and we were able to say good-bye. She is very much loved and dearly missed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/Mom.jpg

[manufan10]

One year ago, my mother passed away. :( It still feels like it happened yesterday. She was surrounded by all her family and we were able to say good-bye. She is very much loved and dearly missed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/Mom.jpg

Sorry for your loss.

[JudynTX]

Thx, mothers are so special. :)

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh. I sure could use a TUMS for my tum :(

[ATRAIN]

Ugh. I sure could use a TUMS for my tum :(

thats what you get for being a marana

[manufan10]

I almost got screwed on Ebay.. thankfully the guy was nice and refunded my money!

[mrsmaalox]

thats what you get for being a marana

:oink

[ATRAIN]

I almost got screwed on Ebay.. thankfully the guy was nice and refunded my money!

oh and here I thought you were bidding on a dildo. You would have been screwed with that.

[manufan10]

It's raining again! :)

[manufan10]

oh and here I thought you were bidding on a dildo. You would have been screwed with that.

:lmao

Well I was, but I accidentally paid for two, and I only need one. :p:

[desflood]

Was reading about the Chicago kid this morning. Makes me physically sick to know that people devolve into animals so easily and without remorse.

[Good Vibes]

:lmao

Well I was, but I accidentally paid for two, and I only need one. :p:

One is all you need. :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wonder if b2b is hating the long lines

[manufan10]

One is all you need. :tu

Exactly. :toast





:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

mmmmm kettle corn!!

Nothing but the real deal. Not that microwave crap.

[JoeChalupa]

Kettle corn!!

[JudynTX]

It's Hump Day. :hat

[ATRAIN]

It's Hump Day. :hat

Thank you captain Obvious

[JudynTX]

Thank you captain Obvious

Mr. Grouch

[mrsmaalox]

How's Ms. Panda today? ;)............and I thought Wednesday was hump day??

[JudynTX]

How's Ms. Panda today? ;)............and I thought Wednesday was hump day??

I'm doing good. :)

Today is Wednesday right?

[mrsmaalox]

I'm doing good. :)

Today is Wednesday right?

:lmao Damn I need more coffee!! LOTS of it!! :lmao

[JudynTX]

:lmao Damn I need more coffee!! LOTS of it!! :lmao

I had to look at the calendar twice. :lol

[desflood]

I just finished reading "An Indecent Obsession" by Colleen McCullough. It's about a nurse who runs an Australian psych ward for soldiers at the close of WWII. It was a decent read, but not quite up to "The Thorn Birds".

[angel_luv]

Why is it that people get mad at you for not acknowledging when they insist on addressing your from 6 ft away and behind you?

How was I supposed to know you were talking to me? Furthermore, if you want to speak to me come up to me. That is how well mannered people start conversations.

[manufan10]

why is it that people get mad at you for not acknowledging when they insist on addressing your from 6 ft away and behind you?

How was i supposed to know you were talking to me? Furthermore, if you want to speak to me come up to me. That is how well mannered people start conversations.


hey you!!

[ATRAIN]

:lmao Damn I need more coffee!! LOTS of it!! :lmao

Pendeja

[angel_luv]

hey you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LxuHOsRoqw

This is the only "Hey You" I care to hear. :)

[manufan10]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LxuHOsRoqw

This is the only "Hey You" I care to hear. :)

:lol

[marini martini]

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

[PakiDan]

Why is it that people get mad at you for not acknowledging when they insist on addressing your from 6 ft away and behind you?

How was I supposed to know you were talking to me? Furthermore, if you want to speak to me come up to me. That is how well mannered people start conversations.

You know Angel.... for being Ms. Christian, you sure have a lot of impatience and pent up anger for people.... I'm just sayin... maybe a career change?... I hear ACORN is hiring.

[JudynTX]

I woke up with a headache. :(

[ATRAIN]

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

I dont know about baby oil but I can whip up some baby batter really quick.

[ATRAIN]

I woke up with a headache. :(

oh yeah I woke up with a boner

[CuckingFunt]

I dont know about baby oil but I can eat up some baby batter really quick.

Lots of practice?

[mrsmaalox]

I dont know about baby oil but I can eat up some baby batter really quick.

I've suspected this for quite a while now.

[desflood]

I dont know about baby oil but I can eat up some baby batter really quick.
And the truth comes out at last.

[ATRAIN]

I've suspected this for quite a while now.


And the truth comes out at last.

FUCK!! That was worse than Maalox not knowing yesterday was wed. FML!!! I changed it but doesnt matter I already fucked myself.:bang

[ATRAIN]

I hate you all

[mrsmaalox]

FUCK!! That was worse than Maalox not knowing yesterday was wed. FML!!! I changed it but doesnt matter I already fucked myself.:bang

I've suspected this as well.

[ATRAIN]

Lots of practice?

Fuck you

[ATRAIN]

I've suspected this for quite a while now.

Fuck you too

[ATRAIN]

And the truth comes out at last.

Des I thought we were cool, im dissapointed

[ATRAIN]

I've suspected this as well.

well thats a given, which guy doesnt.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck maybe I should have had a V8

[PakiDan]

Fuck maybe I should have had a V8

Would it have been as quenching as that load of baby batter?

[ATRAIN]

Would it have been as quenching as that load of baby batter?

dont know it has protein from what I hear.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck you too

No thank you; just continue to fuck yourself! :D

[desflood]

Des I thought we were cool, im dissapointed
I thought so too, but this


I hate you all
is a pretty strong reaction to some light-hearted (at least on my part) teasing.

:(




Besides, you know you left that door open yourself. Nobody to blame but you, kiddo :lol

[JoeChalupa]

Saw the cardiologist today and found out that I have some blockage in my heart and legs so I have to have a procedure done to fix them. Damn that barbacoa!!

[angel_luv]

You know Angel.... for being Ms. Christian, you sure have a lot of impatience and pent up anger for people.... I'm just sayin... maybe a career change?... I hear ACORN is hiring.

I am not bitter or angry. I just miss common courtesy and, for that matter, common sense.

No thanks about ACORN. I don't want to work for a nut. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Saw the cardiologist today and found out that I have some blockage in my heart and legs so I have to have a procedure done to fix them. Damn that barbacoa!!

Angioplasty? Easy as pie, you'll do great! :tu

[JoeChalupa]

Angioplasty? Easy as pie, you'll do great! :tu

Yeah, he said it takes about 15 minutes. The only thing that worried me was when he said he is going in through my groin area. In at 1pm and out that same afternoon.

[manufan10]

Anyone going to dress up for Halloween?

[marini martini]

Yeah, he said it takes about 15 minutes. The only thing that worried me was when he said he is going in through my groin area. In at 1pm and out that same afternoon.

Groin, schmoin Joe!!! You just had your big toe amputated. WTF???:lmao

But if you're really concerned, ask for demerol!!!:toast

[JoeChalupa]

Groin, schmoin Joe!!! You just had your big toe amputated. WTF???:lmao

But if you're really concerned, ask for demerol!!!:toast

I'm not into pain so I'll ask for something for sure!! And no mouse you can't have any.

[PakiDan]

Yeah, he said it takes about 15 minutes. The only thing that worried me was when he said he is going in through my groin area. In at 1pm and out that same afternoon.

Joe, I've had that done three times... It's a simple procedure... first, they make you feel reeaaaallll nice with a drug cocktail. You're awake the whole time, but you feel great! The worst part is after, when they have to apply direct pressure for a good amount of time since there is a hole in your major artery. It's quick though... good thing they caught this early... Good luck my man!

P.S. - and you get to have someone shave your balls!